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>rags
Finns have awoken.
Eberle+2018 2nd+2017 3rd for Barrie, E5
>>69232068
Did that girl get SQUATTED by those three?
>>69232068
ovi is almost normal looking next to datsyuk
What's the point of drafting goalies when everyone else is giving them away for free?
>>69229731
This tbf
>>69232344
Uwotm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
>mathews still hasnt signed his ELC
>>69232363
Doesn't show off their mongol heritage well enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8h_hS0d4vqg
>>69232344
Wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT-Y-baE7v8
>>69232392
Good one though
>>69232394
>den glider in
>clip shows a puck that studsar in
>>69232416
Nah man, it totally gliders for a bit right as it crosses the line before going back to studsaring
>>69232439
>gliders
>studsaring
Cute attempts tbf
The puck is rullar more than it is studsar or glider though
>post yfw when we are on the verge of history
If the Oilels miss another year we will witness history, becoming the longest nhl streak ever to miss the playoffs.
>>69232166
you want to draft a qt fuck toy and hope you luck into a good one that is under contract for a long time.
>>69232469
>Cute attempts tbf
Nah, I'm turning those into english words. Glider and studsar are now official English words
I glider
you glider
he/she/it gliders
we glider
they glider
>rullar
I'm taking this too
>>69232166
Cup champions tend to use starting goalies they drafted
>Murray
>Crawford
>Quick
Teams that don't draft goalies end up like the Stars with not one but two Finnish goalies
>>69232526
Rude, that's worse than the meme stealing that is happening on this board
How do I get a Finnish GF?
>>69232535
>Finnish goalies have to be bought
Proof of Finland hockey masterrace
>>69232580
Be hot/cute? I don't know bro. I don't think there's really any guidelines for Finnish girls
>>69232535
Since the cap only 10/22 SC finalists since the cap have drafted their goalie and that's skewed by a few repeat appearances. 2012 Quick, 2008 Fleury and 2006 Ward the only drafted and developed goalies that carried their team to the cup finals. The rest were complementary or system babbies.
>>69232577
All words/sounds/grammar structures belong to English eventually
>>69232657
>being an english hanrej
>>69232580
>have a shit load of cash
>???
>date a Czech grill instead
>>69232727
>>69232621
I do ok with women. I live in Vancouver and there's plenty of foreigners. But ive never met a Finn
>>69232577
>6 goals on 16 shots
>That face
Hahahahahahahahahaha
>>69232749
You'll probably never will unless you go to the land of the memes
Are there any NHL teams without a Finnish player on their NHL roster?
>>69232887
islanders come to mind
>>69232887
You can't be a real hockey team without Finnish master race players on your team
>>69232898
Just looked it up. Chris Gibson was born in Binland. He only played 4 games for the Islanders last year but he is still on their roster.
>>69232943
Montreal
Ottawa
Philadelphia
Washington
Arizona
Los Angeles
Chicago
2017 is our year
>>69232363
muh nigga
>>69233168
Loser teams
>>69233229
Post:
>Your team
>Your favorite team on in the opposite conference
>Team you hate the most
>Team you honestly think will win the cup next year
>>69233326
I like Boston Bruins for their boss ass colors + Boston is a real sports fanbase. Also like the Canadiens because of history.
I dislike the Penguins because they have Crosby, I gained a dislike for him in the 2010 olympics when he scored a goal over USA in OT. And I'm glad that in NHL 16 I injured him for 3 months with a seperated shoulder with my player when I checked his bitch ass into the boards, I wouldn't wish injury like that on him in real life though haha.
Also dislike the Kings because LA sucks nuts.
Idk who will win next year
>>69233386
How can you like boston and montreal? Surely you must not be from either city.
>>69233326
kongs
kitties
>shorks
Bills
>>69233405
Nah I'm from Texas, and I don't consider Texas a hockey place anyway. If it were up to me hockey teams would only be located in cold weather places. I'm not from Dallas either, so I don't care about the Stars and their corny green colors
>>69233326
>Montreal
>Chicago
>Bruins and tampa gay
>Preds
>>69232166
If nobody drafts goalies then they're will be no goalies in the league. Doesn't take a genius to figure that out Chase.
>>69233326
>Panthers
>Wild
>Leafs
>Hawks
>>69233326
>oilers
>panthers
>laffs
>oilers
i was told there would be traps in this thread, yet all the images are slant eyed finns
>>69233744
That tongue image is fitting
Oilers is such a moist name, when I hear the name Oilers and Lakers my mouth gets watery. Literally "Moist" team names
>>69232749
You must go to Michigans northern peninsula in search of Finnish women
>>69233326
>wongs
>las vegas
>pens couple years ago, now tampa
>predators
>>69234513
Why are finns so handsome?
>>69234600
Sauna and reindeer milk
>>69234616
I must go to Finland and detox in a sauna and drink some Reindeer milk
What is he thinking about now?
>>69233326
Stars
Devils
Pongs and >rags
Hawks or Bolts
>>69234640
It worked for me. I used to be a bender but now I'm tearing up my local beer league.
>>69234658
Having nightmares about coaches asking him to shoot more
>>69232749
Find out if Jake has a sister.
>>69233326
Oilers
Carolina
Rags
Oilers
I'm a lifelong Oilers fan, bro.
>>69233326
>Kings
>Bruins
>Ducks and Sharks (tied)
>Kings ;)
>>69233326
Colorado
Tampa Bay
Vancouver
Some meme team
#1#1#1#1#2017
>>69234687
>Local beer league
keks
T͍̞̿̔̊̑̌ͅh̬͙̰͚̝͋ͤ͐̅̇ͩ̅eͫ̑̌̉ ̖̜͕͓̱ͥ͊̍ͬͫ̂l̞͖̹̯̦̑͛̚a̲͈͔͍̓̚ ̭̝̖Kḭͪn̠̣̞͕̻ͣgs̟̱̣̠̳͕̉ͧ̓ ̖̣͓͆͗ͧ̑̈́̒w̔ͩ́̃͊̂i͈͚̣̮̟͉̐̅͌ͨͦͅl̺̒͊͛̑ͮl̗̮̰̙̱̯̙ ͈͍w͎̬̽̉̆i͇̟̜͔̩̤ͪ̀ͅn̟̪̭̮̮͖ͮ̇ͫ̌̒ ͔͖̖̘̽͂͒ͯ̃t̓̽́ͣͤh͍̩̥̲̗͕͋̅͐̊͗ͨẻ̋̓ͯ̎ ̗̟̔̈̀͐͋S̖̻͇͌ͦ͛ͦt̘̥̃ͣͧͯa̪̠̝͇͕̞͎͋n̠̜̹̬̯̠̪͆ͨ̚le̖͓̤̭̪̩̲ͯ̋͂ͧͣ͛̓y̺ ̄ͧc̘̟̠͒̓͗̀̔̆ǔ̩̹̙̥͎̖p̗̭̬͗̑ ̺̰̳͕̘͈̓̋̊̃ͣ̽̋t̪͕ͤb͍̹̗̬̼̘ͅh͇͚͖̭̤͔̋ͫ̅ͧ̀͊ ̻̖̘̝̱͎f̟͇͊ͬ͆ͧͧ̈́ͫa̤̖̤̭ͭ̚m͙̭̘͖̘͆̍̚ ͙̣͆̓͂ͥ͊͂̐
>>69235570
The queens can suck a big one
>>69235584
Your mom sucked my big one last night, kid.
>>69235941
>Being a queens fan
LOLZ
>>69232375
who would ever want to play for a canadian team lol?
>>69232887
Montreal
>>69233326
>Habs
>Jets
>Broons
>Hawks
>>69233326
Oilers
Carolina Hurricanes
Flames/Canucks
Penguins are in a great spot to repeat
>constantly checking updates since FA opened
>highly anticipating a russel signing
>can't wait to see what team gets stuck with over paying for him
>no one does
>4 days in, still no one
its still coming, r-right?
>>69233326
>wongs
>flimflams
>I respect/hate montreal
>no fucking clue, but probably a different team than normal (not >kongs, blackhawks, pens, etc)
>>69232051
thank you based Bill
Post hockey related boobs
>yfwswtc
>>69236268
Reminder that the oilers are making the playoffs this year and there is nothing you can do about it
>mathews STILL hasnt signed his ELC
>>69236268
>>69239235
BIG
REMINDER FINNS ARE BAD PEOPLE AND NOT VERY SMART
>>69239256
>matthews doesn't sign in 3 years
>oilels sign him through FA
>>69239277
That's a big roster
>>69233326
>Laffs
Avs/Oilers
>Hasbs
Pens
>>69233326
Oilers
Flyers
Laffs/ Phlegms
I dunno
>>69238336
>Oilers "fan"
>liking the Hurrs
>>69232749
My Finnish grandparents lived in the UP of Michigan
Btw I like how Americans said happy Canada day to Canadians but they don't return the favor with our Independence Day. I'm saddened
>>69239583
Canadians don't like Americans
>>69239256
it doesn't make sense really
there is an exact limit on how much he can make, so they should just give him a max contract and that's that.
they must be trying to jew it up (laine didn't get a max contract), but why they would do that, I don't know
>>69232375
>mfw they trade him for larsson
>>69239959
>Swede got the best offensive stats in a generation
NOT A DEFENCEMAN xDDDD
>Swede got the most defensive starts and some of the best defensive stats
NOT ENOUGH POINTS xDDDD
>NA hockey """"""""knowledge"""""""
>>69240137
if only a player could play great offensively AND defensively
>>69240733
Neither in your pic are thats for sure.
Karlssons defensive stats are better than DOUGHGHGHTYTYY and his offsensive stats shits all over his chink ass
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and is looking forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
My favorite player is Swedish desu
>>69241156
How long before he becomes "reddit's guy"
>>69239277
nurse is 6'4 as well, drai and mcdavid are around 6'2 as well
rest of the league simply cant compete with oiler genetics
>>69240991
>this flag
>this post
He was pretty defensively sound in that Sochi Gold Final, right?
>>69241231
Never. Finns shitpost too hard to belong anywhere outside /hoc/.
Who was the highest taken swede in the draft anyway? Have they given up on hockey?
Who else watching Miracle today for the 4th?
>>69241345
>3 canadian reffs
>Unknown Canadian goon literally kills Zetterberg in his last NHL game before the olympics
>Suspend Bäckström before the final game because of asthma medicine. Admit a year later that no player should ever be suspended for using it
And here I thought olympic wrestling was corrupt and rigged.
>>69241425
BOOOHOOO MUH REFS
your tears are delicious
>>69233326
>Oil/Sharks
>Sens or Isles
>La/Flams
>Any team that isn't >Rags
>>69239637
Lou doesn't believe in bonuses so that's probably why.
>he unironically lives in Finland
Explain yourself Mr. Mongol.
Were there any good memes on July 1st? I was attending a music festival then and couldn't shitpost.
>>69233326
>Rags
>Blues or Ducks
>Floyers
>Hate to say it but >pongs could do it
>>69241425
Zetterberg needed back surgery long before that hit.
>>69242284
GMs outmemed /hoc/ this offseason tbqh.
fins are evil. mannerheim a bitch
>>69242797
>this insecurity
>>69239583
But I do say Happy July 4th to Americans if I see one.
Some Canadians are liberal fucks who think America is the bastion of racism and arrogance so their self-centered minds think they can spit on whoever they want being the bastion of multiculti cucking.
>>69232577
>>69232887
Devils
>>69242916
>being a cuck to amerifats
Kill yourself you faggot
>>69233570
You can usually find a better goalie than anyone you can draft outside the first round when they are closer to 20 as a free agent, or 22 if from the NCAA.
>>69231969
Eberle for A Larrson
Wonder if that one is still on the table
Happy 4th of July burgerbros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EU4L6THYAbM
>>69239286
High test
>>69243624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTeKpWp8Psw
So how's canada feeling now that Strombo's out?
>>69243884
I didn't mind Strombo. I'm fucking ecstatic healy is gone though. There were times I actually muted my TV when he opened his arrogant and entitled mouth.
>>69243884
Feels good lad
Strombo tried but he's just not a fan of the game like based ron is, and it came out on tv. I feel like hes a bit of a casualty of no canadian teams making the playoffs though, the ratings must have caused this.
Ron is the GOAT though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pu16my8Ab0
>>69233326
>Detroit
>Nashville
>Chiraq
>Pittsburgh again
>>69234971
>meme team
Nice way to spell boston
finns will defend this. they are a problem and must be removed. the yellow menace is real
>>69245350
agreed. finns destroy civilizations. remove them.
What the fuck is happening. Look at winnipeg twitter account #AskLaine
>>69245350
strong showing from #6 too
Stop the menace. /hoc/ you have to rise up and meet the evil. We must look the Finn and say to him: "You are wrong."
what's up /hoc/ happy America is the best country day
>>69245422
Hot dogs confirmed for not being sandwiches
No memes. Do you Finns learn about Larry Thorne? He's a hero. Ignore the faggot talking shit.
Lauri Torne.
>>69245551
who the fuck thinks hot dogs are sandwiches?
fins destroy civilisations
>>69245586
its a reddit meme
>>69245422
What is he saying here?
https://twitter.com/NHLJets/status/749979129181671424?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
>>69245586
Terrible people
>>69245657
t. reddit
>>69245350
Wasn't this Finn on Finn action?
>>69245687
Its just showed up in sports the past year or two where now whenever a team gets a new player everyone asks them le hurrrrr is a hot dog a sandwich thinking they're hilarious
>>69245585
We had a half a day lecture of him in the army including one of his relatives speaking.
>>69245684
Rye bread.
He should have gone with black sausage since he's from Tampere ffs.
>>69245684
he needs to get rid of the ridiculous tongue clicking or whatever it is.
>>69245812
Thanks.
Rye bread is a solid bet though, and I guess some people are squeamish to even try blood foods
Finns are friends.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsfSLemDYQg
>>69245830
Laine confirmed african
>>69243624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
>>69233570
Ottawa didn't draft meme goalie Andrew Hammond or Matt O'Connor
What a blessed day
>>69245927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49wB6vU2VMk
>tfw 1980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYscemhnf88
>>69233326
>Habs
>Flames
>Broons
>Nashville
>>69246052
reminder that /sp/ belongs to USA USA USA
>>69246023
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjUAHvvRmFI
piirakka S tier finn eats
preferably rice
>>69233326
kings
canes
ducks/vancouver
caps
>>69246052
>American ""hockey""
>>69246281
Hey, Devilsbro, fuck off.
>>69243935
>>69244037
Yeah, I didn't watch much of Strombo, but based on these playoffs, he was good.
Certainly not aggressively shit like murikan hosts.
Who was the best American goalie?
Quick fags need not apply
>>69247002
Miller
>>69245585
He probably was a psychopath.
But he was our psychopath which makes it okay.
Also man did he hate communism.
What is your top 3 defensemen of the 2016 nhl draft and why?
>>69247172
Bean
>>69247172
1. Bean
2. Bean
3. Bean
>>69247572
Sergachev second best?
Also where did you get that pic from
>>69233326
>Bruins
>Blues
>Chicago/Caps
>Tampa
>>69236268
i laughed at this for some reason
>>69247172
"Great moments are born from great opportunity."
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467660466476.webm
>>69247696
http://www.prospect-stats.com/DEV/default.html
>>69239286
A high test >Rags qt? Fug, maybe rags aren't that bad.
>>69247884
hows a fucking bean going to play hockei wth
>>69233326
>Mild
>Snes
>(North) Stars
>Perds
Canes taking 90s canucks colours when?
>>69233326
>shorks
>Tampa or Panthers
>kings
>shorks
>>69248199
Change the yellow for white and it would be decent.
>>69248199
Looks like flames jersy
>>69233326
>all these people thinking Perds will actually win
>>69248297
>>69248450
it's the best colour combo so F*CK OFF
>>69248595
>Censoring
We're not in kindergarden kid and I neveer said it was a shit color scheme, it's just that the yellow looks weird on the logo.
>>69248750
>kindergarden
maybe you should be with that spelling lmao
>>69233326
>Canes
>Yotes because they know my pain
>Hawks
>Pens
>>69239480
>still upset about 2006
>>69249136
>won a cup
>still have no fans
WEW sunbelt
>>69249098
>canes
>hates the hawks
they've played each other like 10 times in the past decade
>>69249435
I hate them for being reddit and having bandwagon fans.
>bulju :D
>>69249789
>>69249789
>>69249817
What is that expression trying to convey
wheres the pulju development camp content....
Looking for rare Puljus to turn into pogs
>>69249904
80% pure joy and 20% memes.
>>69247002
Schneider
Do any of you have hockey related tattoos?
>>69250382
>tattoos
no
>>69250382
>having tatoos
You are disgusting Serj
bulju is a bust
>>69250736
T. Buston Butthews
Very good song desu
i rate 10/11
https://youtu.be/MxUhHQKZRGs
WHO /mediocre/ HERE?
Has Vesey signed with Buffalo yet?
>>69250883
>continously wasting the career's of elite players
honestly your fault
>>69250883
Not me
>>69250883
reporting
>>69249951
here
>milan lucic is canadian
i thought he was czech
>>69251047
North American = mutt
>>69251047
nope he's canadian
>>69251047
I think his parents are Serbian.
>>69249086
I'M IN TOO DEEP
>>69250415
>>69250541
I don't have tattoos. They are frowned upon as degeneracy in Armenia.
>>69251216
I have a tattoo of Donald Duck and Mickey Mouse on the sides of my calfs.
Best things I ever bought.
>>69245350
Shea Weber is fucking inept
>>69250883
5 years into mediocrity and counting. Ignore the series against Chicago senpai, and there's literally nothing to see here.
>>69232094
holy fuck my sides
canada has never before made me laugh, besides the south park stereotyepes
>>69233326
Habs
Blues or Ducks I gues
Tampon Gay
Maybe Pittsburgh again
>>69233326
>Bandwagoning young bins but Top faves are Bolts and Panthers
>used to be Anaheim but now it's Jets
>probably Canucks just because they're so incompetent
>Panthers are my dark horse
>season ends, draft and free agent frenzy passes
>no speculation, no anticipation for the world cup
>/hoc/ basicly dead for 4 months
This is why hockey will never be nothing more than a niche sport even in it's main market.
>>69252653
>bettman cup isn't until september
i'll see you in september
If repeat ing digits the >rags will knock the Penguins out of the postseason next year
>>69252653
>4 months
Do you know how to count? Bettman Cup is just over two months away
>>69252653
>no anticipation for the world cup
i'm actually ridiculously hype for the world cup
>>69252722
Oh god damnit please no
>>69233326
>Oilers
>Bruins
>Coyotes, so fucking irrelevant and really needs to be relocated
>I think Panthers have a fair shot but I also think Pittsburgh can repeat.
>>69252653
Who can stop us?
>>69252722
Checked
>>69252782
>>69252756
They didn't really teach me to count in brick laying university of Finland.
>>69252782
Feeling pretty GOOD about team USA
>>69232392
>>69252782
Literally everyone. This is not our year.
I wish this was 4 years from now and we could compete.
>>69232392
This one is better desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>69252782
>>69252807
>>69252858
Stop deluding yourselves
What worries me is that we haven't had a good goalie pan out since Tuukka Rask. We are pushing great skaters every year these days but we suddenly don't have any top goalies?
What the fuck?
>>69252928
>It's still Canada's game
>0 (zero) teams in the playoffs
>have to cheat to win
hmm
>>69252936
it's alright if you have decent goalies with elite defencemen
mvh. sverige
OUR
FUCKING
YEAR
>>69252936
because goalies become great when they are over 24. And they won't be drafting goalies in the first round anymore. Husso would have been one if it was year 2008. Just relax. We have plehotra of great young goalies playing everywhere.
>>69252928
Nah senpai. Current Stanley cup champs are one of the most American teams in the league
>>69251623
I hope you know that most Chicago fans regard the series against the Red Wings in 2013 as the toughest challenge that team faced that year and that is remembered fondly.
>>69252928
Fuck off fag
>>69253021
And their BEST player is Canadian...
>>69252936
At least one of Korpisalo, Husso and Saros should should be albe to carry the torch.
>>69253045
bill is american
>>69253045
Bill is American dummie
>>69233326
Ducks
Pens
Kings/Cantpucks
Pens probably
>>69253045
Bill is American what are you talking about.
>>69253053
>>69253063
>>69253078
conn smythe
>>69253089
hit the showers, gary
