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>rags
lmao stan mikita the UGLIEST boiiii
>>69186492
>netherlands
>not yzerman
also, karyia is best japanese player ever
Dan Boyle
>retire
or
>join Penguins for 1 last cup
>>69186742
should have done it this year
the chances of winning 2 in a row are abysmal
>>69186768
this is true.
I think the pens have a decent chance though.
everytime chicago win a final they get fucked by the cap and having to trade so many players
the penguins will not make the playoffs.
screen cap this.
>tfw habs are objectively better
>managements face when they are going to win a cup while all the casual fans are calling for their head
>>69187704
you got a fat complacent snow monkey with a drinking problem and an over-the-hill, immobile linebacker D
>>69187704
same thing with the oilers, all these retards calling for chiarellis head when hes almost solved the last 8 years of failure in one season
that meme needs an edit
JAPAN
>Taro Tsujimoto
can someone link me to the thread where the germany-italy penalties began?
>>69186492
What the fuck?
Draisaitl isn't German...
>>69188490
what is he then?
>>69188577
Jewish.
>>69188643
good post
>>69188643
Reported for posting gore
>>69188744
reported for announcing a report
>>69186492
Lost at Meatan
Post things that trigger Poo in Loo Laffers
>Jeff Finger
>>69188846
martin matt
>>69187704
>hasb fans are this delusional
>>69188846
steven stamkos
>>69188846
Playoffs
>>69188846
rask for raycroft
seguin and hamilton for kessel
kessel for scraps
overrated meme prospects will bust
>>69186492
delete this
>>69188846
filippe colossal
>mfw thanks to Jewgene Memenyk, we did jack shit during the offseason.
At least Stone is slowly becoming elite.
>>69188643
that's jack, isn't it
![CkrW1fbWkAARpf7[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/F0J1qQE.jpg "CkrW1fbWkAARpf7[1].jpg")
>>69188846
:^)
>>69189098
everyone loves a man who can cook
and jack cooks the juiciest burgers this side of the rio grande
What's more embarrassing, being an internal cap team IN CANADA or proclaiming to be the "State of Hockey" with no cups?
>>69189162
ugh i knew it, nobody else would be proud of doing that to food
>>69189176
i would say claiming to be "hockeytown" when the city doesn't actually produce any hockey players
>>69189309
meme lol
>>69189176
Being the richest team in the league and being unable to win in the post-free agency and pre-salary cap era.
>>69189359
Lemme guess, >rags?
>>69189382
Nah, the >rags managed to win one by buying half of the dynasy Oilers. The >laffs failed to make the SCF despite being able to buy any player they wanted
>>69189397
How embarrassing.
>>69189094
post yfw your hamburgers goaler is both a bust and a meme and now you have matt o'connor who let in more meme goals than any goaler in the ncaa and literally cost BU a national championship by letting in a meme goal on a literal dump in.
the ottawa senators are a team deep and rich with memes
>>69189176
Winning a cup and being shit afterwards aka >my team
>>69189510
quality jon
>>69189528
it me -___-
>>69189528
Delete this
>>69189397
>this team
>this post
Still mad you didn't win the lottery eh
marc staal took his wife to applebees for their first date hahaha
>rags
>>69189656
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A27nH_TtN3k
fucking kek applebees is literally white trash: the diner
i wonder what it feels like to be fucking jared staal lmao. imagine being jared staal on christmas, your 3 brothers are millionaire nhl regulars, 2 of them have cups, and youre fuckig jared staal sitting at the kids table still probably
>>69189614
pulju transcends teams
>>69189732
>you're the underachiever in the family
i can relate to jared staal tbf
>>69189732
>marc shoots left
>eric shoots left
>jordan shoots left
>jared shoots right
>>69189804
bet he's gay
>>69188846
4-1
>>69189162
Who painted that for you Kippers
>>69189471
How about being a contender for years, but never making it deep in the playoffs and when finally making it to the SCF, not only does >your team get BTFO, but they also become mediocre forever?
>>69189974
Forgot to mention the cup winning goal was an own-goal
>>69190018
Ok I think nothing can beat winning the cup for another team.
>>69189585
thank you.
>>69190018
post youtubr
>>69190041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UezvSyvpIvM
>>69190041
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UezvSyvpIvM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yE7DWPcmd6M
>dat special appearance by marc bergevin
>this man gets paid to run an NHL team
>>69189221
At least they produce cups, unlike Shangcouver
You're a defenceman going back to get a dump in and this Slavic son of a bitch is forechecking you. What do?
>>69190161
protect my balls
>>69190057
chris will remember that on his death bed
>>69188846
Habs and Sabres are better.
If you could attach a blade to any portion of your stick which would it be?
>>69190582
All of those
>>69190161
Remember that he got punked by Couture and Prout and not get intimidated.
>>69190582
B without a doubt.
>>69190582
the front of it so when I take a shot the puck gets cut in half and the goalie doesn't know where to move to
>>69190582
edgy
>>69190582
D
I would extend the blades on my skates too like speed skaters in the front and back and my primary check would be a hurricanrana
my signature move would be doing a frankensteiner on the goalie after putting him on top of the net
also I would have bladed angel wings that I used on the forecheck
>>69188846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jax4M9UyCE
WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?
>>69190838
bulju
>>69190582
Inverted B. Regular B would get you too many slashing penalties
>>69190914
Kek
>>69190914
how can one team be so STINKY SMELLY BEANER?
>>69191012
What is this? King for ants?
>>69191080
Alex is a stupid nigger
>>69191080
randalled
>>69191080
u say somethin white boi?
sid's gf isn't even that hot
>>69191080
babby's first post on 4chan
LOL
he deleted his post
what a pussy
What do I do /hoc/ if the Preds betrayed me and traded Weber and got Radulov in one offseason alone while I'm also moving 30 minutes from Tampa
Do I stay loyal to the team I first watched or go to the team that's closest by, it's not as if I've ever been to a Predators game before, but they did first get my interested in hockey
>>69191484
stop being a fucking sunbelt fag
>>69191484
Stay Perds
>>69191491
>wanting to live where it's cold
but anon I'll get to eat a comfy publix sub while sitting on a warm white sandy beach year round
>>69191250
who?
>>69191524
>sunbelt logic
hi
>>69191594
>joke that only works in america.jpg
>>69191557
>USA: 47
>CANADA: 100
literally more than double desu senpai baka
>>69191484
>american sports "fans"
>>69191663
>Swedish hockey
>>69191688
>american hockey
>>69191663
My country isn't tiny enough for me to leisurely go down the block to the rival hockey club
I'd have to go 1200 miles to watch a Preds game again when I move
>>69191720
>Losing to East Germans
>drafted 4th overall (second defenceman)
>22nd best defenceman from that draft
>worst defenceman taken in the first round of that draft
What did he mean by this?
>>69191747
Move across Sweden and you won't be able to just go and catch a game with your team after work either. Not as big distances, but big enough to be too big.
>>69191752
>searching the dark web for obscure old results when his own country can't even win the olympics
lel
>>69191769
>falling for the "le drafted high defenseman" meme
>falling for the "le family name man" meme
>>69191788
>being surpassed by Finland in hockey development
>>69191769
Bakersfield ruin his lungs.
>free agent signing is over
>45 days until anything interesting happens
>>69192191
Good thing I've got summer beer league to keep me busy. I couldn't imagine not being a hockey player.
Kasparaitis plays pick up hockey at some dump in South Florida with some KHL guys and a bunch of non pros
He should goon it up more
Any1 have hockey related boobs
BASED DOAN, I LOVE THIS DUDE
>Coyotes’ Shane Doan: ‘I’m not going anywhere’
>>69192467
Aye I gotchu famalam
>>69192565
Apparently they aren't that close to a deal yet, but his agent said he's "cautiously optimistic".
How many points does Marner get next year?
>>69192761
6 points
5 concussions
>>69192767
So basically CTE?
Do any of you have friends or a girlfriend that likes hockey as much as you?
I wish I knew someone I could chat hockey with :(
>>69192805
I don't have any friends ;_;
>>69192805
Maybe if you had 1.5 million more people in your country you would have someone to talk hockey with.
Sad tbqh
>>69192805
/hoc/
>>69192267
He goes back to Lithuania every year and plays for some """""pro""""" team there, so he can qualify for the national team
https://youtu.be/rJvkN3tb4oQ
In case hockey withdrawal kicks in
>>69192927
Giidos.
Those video advertisement boards behind the goal are an abomination.
>>69192821
That didn't happen
>>69192927
Finnish is a really strange language.
finland tbqh
>>69193604
>tfw stuck in Vegas when you could be shooting pucks from plywood behind Hakametsä
Chayka on the front page!
>rags
@nhlfisch21
Sean Day turns puck over on his blue line, screams the f-bomb, and then does nothing to get
it back and it results in goal #NYR
>>69197767
>>69197767
shouting's if true :D
>rags
Looks like Pulju might play in the Billy Moore's cup :D
>>69197767
put him in pairing with girardi
Won the cup as the caps in nhl 16. S-soon
What does /hoc/ think about following two teams?
One being your main team of course. Perhaps a team in the opposite conference?
>>69201452
The homer cucks will tell you that you shouldn't but it's not a big deal. I have certain teams I like even if I'm a bolts fan. Mostly western conference. Blues, Sharks, Wild. Some teams are just likeable
I would like to see Auston Matthews get a concussion this season, but not just any concussion, the type that he never recovers from, where he ends up bouncing between teams and retires before turning 25.
>>69201452
Degenerate. There's no reason to follow two teams. There's games broadcasted nationally all the time that you can watch.
>>69201452
I follow 4-5 teams now. No fucks given
>>69201546
Fuck you
>invest billions of dollars, time, effort, and fucking over fans to develop sunbelt hockey
>a top prospect is finally produced from there
>he goes to the fucking >laffs
>this is how laffers actually think
>the toronto maple leafs
what a shit franchise, a national embarrassment at this point
How elite are the panthers going to be
>>69201452
Nothing wrong, I have 3
>>69201987
not very
>>69201784
Oh wow
>>69201987
2017 is our year
>>69192761
Depends on how he's slotted.
Probably 45 points
>>69201987
Meme team
>>69201987
Not at all
>>69202570
about 15 points too high tbqh.
>>69201987
Easily win the Atlantic
CANES SIGN TENNYSON
CUP RETURNING TO RALEIGH
>>69201452
only americans and canadians will shame you for it. they dont understand that we dont have any geographical reasons to root for just one.
t. a finn who bandwagons teams that my favourite players are in
>>69193604
Why is he so cute bros?
This is Jesse Puljujarvi, he was drafted 4th overall by the Edmonton Oilers and looks forward to playing with Connor McDavid.
This is Peter Chiarelli, he is the GM for the Edmonton Oilers and he is looking forward to trade Puljujärvi for an old and out of date defenseman.
>>69192805
I had a lady that loved the wings as much as me. Her family knew Mickey Redmond very well too
She moved away
>>69201452
Nothing wrong with that. I hope for success for the Flames since a lot of my extended family lives in or near Calgary. Before the wongs moved back to the east, I liked Columbus because I had moved near there just before the franchise was getting started.
But I only own Yzerman, Datsyuk, Hasek, and Zetterberg jerseys.
>>69192565
> signing a goon 39 year old
>>69203261
Klefbom + Larsson > Hall + Nolan
>>69192565
do coyotes fans even like doan? i mean hes fucking worthless
>>69203261
>old and out of date defenseman
who are you referring to?
Is he right?
>>69203427
Klefbom and Larsson are terrible memes though.
>>69203495
How about Kronwall?
>>69203510
well, is he?
>>69203510
Lel no
>>69203510
i went on one of those hockey trips through europe and most of the people in the rink were dead quiet until someone scored a goal, theyd cheer for a bit and then it was quiet again
>>69203510
No, they're generally checking their phones
>>69203510
>trusting a poster in hfboards
>>69203510
>american """"""fans"""""""
>>69192805
>having friends or a gf
What are you even doing on 4chan?
>>69203510
sort of. I have no problem with American arena culture. Hockey isn't soccer, where nothing happens for 90% of the game and the fans have to entertain themselves
barrie to edm today
>>69204161
Probably for MemeDavid, straight up. EDM needs to sacrifice more superstar forwards for muh defense.
Have there ever been any south american or african NHL players?
>>69205113
Olaf Kolzig is from South Africa
I think Robyn Regher was from Brazil or some shit
>>69205113
Matthews is half spic.
>>69205113
Leon Draisaitl's grandfather lives in Argentina, I think his dad may have been born there too.
>>69205565
>Mexico
>South America
So, is montreal considered elite now? Srs question
>>69206654
"no"
>>69206654
lol no, Price will have an injury plagued season, probably playing only half of the games and the habs will finish 2 back of the second WC, behind CAR and NJD.
Has there been a similar collapse to huge habs last season?
I've never seen a team dominate so hard and then fail so much after one player gets injured
>>69206787
What if Price isnt injured
>>69203510
I'd wager about half of the crowd in any American game understands icing and penalties and the other half are just there just to socialize, drink beer, and watch fights.
>Vasy and Gudlevskis both signed
Bishop is gone isnt he
>>69189974
>>69190018
For some reason I can't remember this series at all. Like some fucking microcosm of my memory blanked. I remember watching them in the playoffs and thinking "Man, the sens are really good" but I don't remember the finals.
>>69190582
A goon on the oilers used to sharpen his stick blade to a point. It was interesting to see
why is myers such a pussy?
>>69191769
His memorial cup run inflated his value. He was a monster and carried Keegan Lowe. It would be nice if he was an nhler though
>>69207425
>>69207464
>lanklets
>>69192805
Best friend and I played hockey together growing up. He plays some good level beer league. We talk it often
>>69207464
Why isn't this play made more often?
are >we rebuilding or what? nothing is happening
>>69207641
>rags
>>69207641
>4 RFAs
>$12.5 mil cap space
>rags
>>69201452
I have two I'm loyal to. Edmonton, due to hometown and sharks because as a kid I loved sharks so I had to like them, then nabby became my favorite goalie and o can't not like them.
I also bandwagon am eastern team every year. Always a bubble team like Sens, Cryer or someone.
>>69207641
>rags
>>69207557
>tfw grew up playing rep hockey
>played a season of junior A
>broke my leg really bad a couple years ago
>have to play in a garbage beer league and take painkillers just to keep up with this duster league
JUST
>tfw Panthers fan
Idk what to do with my hands
>>69192467
There's nothing happening in /hoc/ anyway
![add476c662c04544ed3e77d566998ffe[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IAY9gsj.jpg "add476c662c04544ed3e77d566998ffe[1].jpg")
>w-w-we didn't want him anyway
>>69207984
Whos rarer
Canes, Panths, Yotes or Snes fans?
>>69208141
panthers. the snes and yotes exist on here, and theres 1 regular canes poster
>>69208097
Stamkos is a PP babby
>>69208141
Yotes
>>69208141
Never seen a panther fan. They're basically all Finns who bandwagon barkov.
>>69208141
Yotes or Canes, although Canes weren't that rare a few years ago.
Sens fans tend to show up when they're doing well so they can meme, or when they're doing awfully and want to post the flaming logo.
Panthers are usually the trendy "up and coming" team pick and you get those tripfags every now and again.
>>69208141
Bolts
Haven't seen one since they got BTFO by the penguins
>>69208483
i bandwagon jokinen
>>69208637
>>69208180
>>69208781
Well whoever it is I only see Finnish panther fans.
why is it so dead today
>>69209757
No more news. We might get one meme trade or a couple of nobody signings but most teams are set for fall
>>69210092
>>69209757
NHL on NBC @NHLonNBCSports
Report: Panthers, Reilly Smith getting close to five-year deal
Also waiting on who fucks up and signs Russel for his shit services.
>>69189094
>yfw stone and karlsson want more money than melnyk is willing to give
>>69190450
Will he remember somehow getting and extra 5 million out of the Senators because MUH LOYALTY especially after Alfie left because of melnyk being a jew?
>>69189974
Don't forget finally getting an elite goalie and losing the two years you had him and a for sure back to back Stanley Cup because lockout and olympic injury
>>69211121
>Redden
kek
>>69208141
We have a couple people here, we're just autistic as the tampa publix posters.
>>69211270
>former top 5 NHL defenseman
>hasek gets injured
>enter ray "coke fiend' emery
He never stood a chance
>>69207297
>Pronger getting his second suspension of the postseason for elbowing players in the head because fuck manlets
>Alfredsson intentionally shooting the puck at Scott Niedermayer at the end of a period
>Cup-clinching goal was an own goal
>first ever West Coast Cup champion
It was a pretty memey series
>>69208141
I post every once in a while to bitch about this team's forever mediocre status and jew owner
Then even rarer you'll get another snes fan bitching about me bitching about the team's forever mediocre status and jew owner
Also we had a tripfag who used to post a lot but died or something i dunno
What is the best sandwich meat and cheese?
>>69210287
>Report: Panthers, Reilly Smith getting close to five-year deal
Re-signing players is meh
>Also waiting on who fucks up and signs Russel for his shit services.
Franson lasted until September last year
>>69211427
you wish you were as autistic as us
>>69211905
Soccer autism sucks
>>69214689
go wales 2bh
>>69212363
i dont like finnish people pls delete youre post
This is going to be the worst offseason ever isnt it
>>69215356
vedä ittes jojoon saatanan lerssiä lipittävä narttu
>tfw you can make a starting lineup out of 6 different national team players
Maroon-Draisaitl-Puljujarvi
Sekera-Larsson
Talbot
If diversity is strength then the Oilers are guaranteed the cup
>>69192805
Maybe if you weren't a >kongs bandwagons that wants to suck vinny lelcavaliers dick you'd actually be capable of hockey discussion
