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No fights
Ben Askren
First for koreshkov smashes Rory worse than lawler
>Jojo will never make ASMR videos
>>69150690
pinoybro I will come up with something new just stay ready
![f_224887[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/RSOrHl3.jpg "f_224887[1].jpg")
Does anyone have a link to that video where Steven Seagal says "I'm just a simple country boy"?
>>69150883
be careful
>>69150824
Manlet pride
Free Fights part 5
Pastebin with other lists: http://pastebin.com/0DuVP5j4 (Please let me know if links are broken)
Jorge Masvidal vs Joe Lauzon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-t0CVzSdg2k
Takanori Gomi vs Satoru Kitaoka
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugC5IjV3oRM
Nick Diaz vs Jeremy Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_3ias5Xf5c
Gunnar Nelson vs Alexander Butenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cqMoREkzAQ
Ben Rothwell vs Jonathan Ivey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjGBbk4gFJw
Gilbert Yvel vs Alexander Houston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4EdjjYPcNmM
Chael Sonnen vs Amar Suloev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ar0FWIXA2E
Andrei Arlovski vs Viacheslav Datsik
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYThRk3nd6I
Wonderboy vs Jeremy Joles
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dw2ZGvrXEc8
Yair Rodriguez vs Leon Herrera (Yair is in the blue corner/gloves)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpB8nTu-jMU
Ken Shamrock vs Ross Clifton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXKdfsLL2MA
Vitor Belfort vs Antony Rea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUsDpBaTQPM
Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C823qI3wR2I
Dustin Poirier vs Aaron Suarez
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nqrb7EJO77s
Tim Kennedy vs Dante Rivera
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqsCSAmeisA
Ikuhisa Minowa vs Alexander Shlemenko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c1woIkeSMo
Ben Nguyen vs Chavalit Sityodtong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bWbad4hBo4
>"I can still eat bad, but it can still be good for you. For example, in the off-season, I can go have Whataburger. Just have the burger! Don't eat the fries! Get a drink, eat the burger. Would he want me to do that? No. But he knows me, he knows who I am, so he's going to say, 'Johny, if you're craving something, go get it. Just send me a picture of it, and don't eat the fries.'"
Johny hendricks
>>69151084
Johny also does chewing tobacco.
>>69150942
>>69150942
Yeah man, your forced steak meme really paid off huge last time
reminder to eat a burger a day to get Bigg, but DONT EAT THE FRIES
![Jared-Rosholt[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yt02QXT.jpg "Jared-Rosholt[1].jpg")
Imagine being so boring that the UFC cuts when you're a young American with a 6-2 UFC record in an incredibly weak division.
Watching some koreshkov fights and damn this dude has so much insane power for how technical he is.
He might have the most power at welterweight.
>>69151439
That's not a woman is it?
>>69151475
I don't know.
>>69151475
Does it matter with an ass like that?
Koreshkov vs Baesman
http://webm.land/media/tmp/da8fe1fb-afd3-4b89-b038-459b38d583d8.webm
http://webm.land/media/tmp/8f8321ac-9f7a-43ce-ad57-16e7efecf06f.webm
That first liver shot was brutal
And that final right hand
Someone post these pls
>>69151475
>hover over title
rate this OC lads
>>69151732
nice work
>>69151717
lel, thought so
You can kind of tell when it comes to shemales, they look kind of plastic and their ass is always out of proportion.
>>69151751
You seem to be a specialist on this matter.
>>69151664
When someone uploads these ill post more brutal koreshkov.
I'm not gonna keep doing it though if no one posts them.
>>69151809
Might be.
ask the best fighter here ANYTHING
r8 my new socks
wow
mememagic is real lads
Don't mind me, just posting a young Holly Holm pic I managed to get my pawns on.
Carry on
Upcoming events:
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7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Lineker vs McDonald
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Glory 32 - Adamchuk vs Varga
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/29: Invicta FC 18 - Grasso vs Escabel
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
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Previous thread: >>69144383
News:
>Lobov-Avila official
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/1/12083008/artem-lobov-welcomes-chris-avila-to-the-octagon-at-ufc-202-on-aug-20
>Islam Makhachev is no longer suspended
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12085948/usada-lifts-islam-makhachevs-provisional-suspension-still
>>69152199
response to
>>69150824
>>69151217
I would take the forced steak meme any day over piana posting and whatever the fuck this >>69152222 bullshit is
>>69152150
>>69150824
Fuck Koreshkov.
>>69152350
literally looks like a dude
Threadly reminded that there are people who unironically find her attractive.
>>69152410
and literally acts like a dude
>>69152459
Niger yew gay
>>69152459
this is literally a 10 out of 10 model in the united states of america
>>69151289
>>69151732
Good stuff.
>>69151439
brb booking holiday to thailand
>>69150824
Shit OP by massive homo.
>>69152730
thank you
>>69152816
derp
>>69152403
When you diss koreshkov, you diss yourself.
>>69152828
Are you triggered?
What's your tumblr so we can read your post about it?
wut
what the hell is going on in this thread
>>69152949
>>69152998
good morning. good to see SOMEONE else on here isn't an alcoholic.
>>69150990
>Jorge Masvidal vs Joe Lauzon
pass
>Takanori Gomi vs Satoru Kitaoka
pass
>Nick Diaz vs Jeremy Jackson
pass
>Gunnar Nelson vs Alexander Butenko
pass
>Ben Rothwell vs Jonathan Ivey
pass
>Gilbert Yvel vs Alexander Houston
pass
>Chael Sonnen vs Amar Suloev
pass
>Andrei Arlovski vs Viacheslav Datsik
pass
>Wonderboy vs Jeremy Joles
pass
>Yair Rodriguez vs Leon Herrera (Yair is in the blue corner/gloves)
pass
>Ken Shamrock vs Ross Clifton
pass
>Vitor Belfort vs Antony Rea
pass
>Cat Zingano vs Carina Damm
pass
>Dustin Poirier vs Aaron Suarez
pass
>Tim Kennedy vs Dante Rivera
pass
>Ikuhisa Minowa vs Alexander Shlemenko
pass
>Ben Nguyen vs Chavalit Sityodtong
pass
>>69153039
the only thing that makes her a 1 out of 10 is her eye color
>>69152949
>>69152998
That was weird
>>69153142
both me
![1467464126223[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/YvBpNx5.png "1467464126223[1].png")
Why Herb, why?
its a glitch in the matrix lads. Beware of the agents
>>69153172
be careful
Where is Ronda?
>>69153172
Holy shit, is that real?
where will you be watching international fight week?
>pic highly unrelated
i feel an injury coming
>>69153346
You think if ether Jones or Cormier gets injured Mcmemer and Diaz are back on 200?
>>69153346
Hopefully Lesnar
I missed the bigg rigg posting, keep it up hollander.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/2/12072164/cormier-out-of-ufc-200-bout-with-dislocated-jaw
>>69153563
>dislocated-jaw
subtle
pinches holandeses
>>69153346
be careful
whats up boys
I decided to just put peanut butter on a ciabatta bun instead of plain old plebeian toast because I'm so fly
how'd you lads sleep? Canada day is a pretty comfy time up here I gotta say
>>69153242
now that's a TV
one thing though, I honestly don't like that cup holder shit, cup holders like that feel shitty and don't give a comfy feel
what the fuck is wrong with just having small end tables to put drinks on?
and why is that drunk guy trip hazard in the middle of the room anyway?
>>69153867
cup holders are sweet and you are stupid for using tables
>>69153905
you can't put a coffee mug in those cup holders, and if you'd rather have a rye instead of a beer you're fucked there too
so no, you idiot
>>69153939
Just put the coffee mug on the arm rest dude
>tfw just got done fucking my 5th wife on the roof of my $50,000,000 mansion
my second wife climbed up here iust because she was so desperate to see me
and then we fucked lol
>>69153989
that defeats the purpose of cup holders
>>69152459
this midget proportioned cunt shills more products than shaq
>>69154088
be careful
>>69153507
>>69154088
alpha
>>69153867
it would be more comfortable with bedding and pillows/cushioning
chairs = plebeian
who is your favorite /heem/ poster of all time?
>>69154088
I get the joke
>>69154213
that guy that keeps posting be careful
are there any fanzants left?
>>69154176
> when Big Brock awakes from his Round 1 power nap
>>69154252
>She still does crossfit
>>69154395
why did mark hunt abandon your great nation?
>>69154252
She's okay, I guess.
HOW IS THIS ALLOWED IN BURGERSTAN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oAGVW_ubZ0&feature=youtu.be
>>69154499
jk, talented family.
>>69154395
Too much weights, not enough speedwork.
r8 this OC lads
>>69154805
first time i've actually thought a /heem/ meme was funny
>>69154523
I dont get it
someone tell me where "heem" came from
>>69154907
college heavy weight class goes from 198lb to 285lb
>>69154951
really
I already was thinking how they were in the same weightclass bork was literally twice his size
Brock. Lesnar.
>>69155573
Canada's own
>>69154425
Cos no one here gives 2 fucks about MMA or even kickboxing when we had him and Ray in K-1. 95/100 people out on the street wouldn't recognise him if he walked right past. He talked about it in his book. We only care about rugby and boxing, sadly.
>>69154539
Fucken A m8
BREAKFAST!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHXP5g4DmJM/
>>69155763
>he eats the cat
Pra fechar a semana dia de escadaria
#kimura #kzn #natalrn #oss #jiujitsu #mma #fe #foco #teambarao #quintas #rj
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHXNSTPDDDK/
>it's been 2 weeks since the last UFC event
when will this suffering end
>>69155839
>Training in the favelas again.
>>69155763
>ketchup on his scrambled eggs
is this normal
>>69155974
RDA is gonna be next in that webm desu
>>69155980
He's integrating with Canadian culture bud.
daily reminder that I'm so fly that you think I'm a mythical being
>>69156063
HOURLY reminder I'm a white boy and I'm jacked. Deal with it.
>nut up jon, i'm tired of waiting on that dick!
>>69156155
minute by minute reminder to be careful
>>69156190
did you see>>69154805
>>69156063
be careful
reminder that negative attention is still attention
>>69150883
MacDonald would wrestlefuck Koreshkov back to M-1
>>69156190
Im goin in raw jon
>>69156260
who mm/a/ here
is there anywhere to watch the great K-1 events
>>69156327
no
>>69156271
>i sentence you to get that dick sucked jon - you're eligible for early release but just know i aint stoppin.
>>69154805
kek. saved
>>69155980
yes
>>69150923
>Jojo will never be a cam whore who does free shows on Chaturbate
Why live?
>>69156536
No one with an IQ over 160 eats animals
is there anywhere to watch all the tuf episodes? fight pass only has like 7
>>69156536
baba bless
>>69156584
kickass torrents
>>69156607
found this one
http://watchseries.la/the_ultimate_fighter/season-23
Fear the Baba.
>>69152030
Neat.
>le big muscly Russian man BTFO
>>69156419
>>69156718
"I look up, and who is standing over me? Jon Jones."
>>69154155
>faithbox
Wow. That is truly genius. Religious trinkets can be bought dirt cheap.
>>69156694
You're seriously going to sit in here and post spoilers?
>>69154213
Hmmm hard to say. It would either be serbbro or australian cuteposter.
>>69156753
dc is part pinoy right
>>69154805
9/10 top OC would save and repost
>>69155763
Jesus he has as many types of supplements as food types.
>>69155980
Yes it is but the ketchup MUST be room temperature. The other day I was at a restaurant and the ketchup was cold and so I only left a 20% tip.
>>69154213
bangbro
/heem/'s brown manlet mascot
he's a funny guy
>>69156271
>>69156190
I'm fucking dying here
>>69150923
I posed that same sentiment once and got a funny reply
http://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/67280844/#67284676
>>69151559
>>69151526
spaghetti fight
>>69156019
you made this? fucking hilarious
>>69156753
>young man, you need to nut up and get closer if you want to get to the dick: let me show you how i got jon's dick
is glutten free good for MMA?
>>69156938
gluten is like GLUE
>>69156922
too far, dont bring kids into this
>>69156982
>>69157024
>I'm serious. Stack these cans on top of each other. That's how big Jon is.
>>69156982
be careful
>>69157156
you blew it
>>69157156
Jones will sub DC in Round 4. My repeating digits will confirm.
>>69157187
My calculations were obviously incorrect
>>69157156
oh shit he's gone must of been the wrong time line
>>69157265
>must of
>>69157299
be careful
>>69157299
>lmao he made a grammatical error on a burmanese python research forum
>>69157187
i'm waiting on australia to get butt hurt with all these dc memes flying around
>>69157299
do you see my flag burger? i'm drunk and english is a second language to me
i'm sure the spanish will mock your pigeon 'mexican'
>>69157506
I bet you won't make that mistake again.
>>69157187
>put that dick away jon, im not in the mood.
dick succ meme is not funny
>>69157545
you should of been more careful
>>69157604
Youre certainly entitled to your opinion. However, I respectfully disagree. I find the DC succ meme to be organic and hilarious.
>>69157604
>Succ isn't funny
>Posts one of the meme brothers
>>69157682
Stop triggering him bro
>>69157604
DELETE THIS
>>69157604
>Jon Jones! Get your dick ready, I'm succin'
>>69157793
>if i want to make jon nut 100 times, im gonna make him nut 100 times!
>>69152030
noice
>>69155603
is he gonna be wearing the canadian flag at 200? He talks about his farm in canada in the recent interviews. he talks about how superior health care is there. Is he gonna be made honorary canadian citizen?
brock walks around at a comfortable 350lbs and loses 80 lbs of glycogen pre right
>yfw through the power of meme magic, DC submits Jon via deep throat at 2:17 of the second round.
>>69157977
Yeah his jersey is already up on the website and its the canada one
>>69158021
synthol m8
>>69158021
300lbs is more likely
>>69157977
>>69155865
Stipe looks so much like Bisping sometimes
European fightfan who will be pulling 3 all nighters in a row reporting in. Where are the rest of you pussies?
>>69158189
I cant believe that they find this acceptable
>>69158189
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
>>69158339
Are you the official thread OP? Either way, you have my respect. You're a real fuckin fight fan.
>>69158339
I'll probably be up but have some things to do so don't know if I'll be able to watch the full card
Plus my laptop is dead
>>69158339
only doing it for 200
>>69158189
My boy.
>>69158487
Full cards*
Plus I'm not really too into the TUF card
Mark Richard Hunt.
what do you think will end this dc dick sucking meme
dc winning or losing, I feel like you faggots will still keep trying to force it no matter what happens
How long have you been posting on /heem/, /heem/?
>>69158339
reporting in lad, can't wait desu. 3 all nighters shouldn't be that difficult since im on holiday anyway
>>69158783
Who do you think started this shit, nigga? Me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOQNr529AoQ
Look at this shit. DC will absolutely demolish Bones.
>>69158765
Getting attention is a part of it
People get tired of it and get mad at them, and that makes them think they're ebin troles
Aside from that, they're just autists who spam the same thing over and over again because they think it's funny
When people stop responding to succ posts, the autists will eventually run it into the ground and move on to forcing something else
>>69158849
He's no Ronda Rousey but he has a shot
>>69158849
holy shit that dude is short
>>69158849
So let's see your bet slip. You must have a lot of money on DC.
>>69158851
You're losing it Danielle
>>69158849
There's something really corny and unblack about DC fuck man now I know he's gonna lose for sure.
>>69158851
t. piana/shaubposter
>>69158961
This is an example of what I was talking about
He thinks I'm mad right now
Did Sapp win?
>>69158889
hes practicing for going after that dicc
>>69159003
You're getting emotional anon
>>69159003
You think you matter. You are irrelevant to my legacy.
>>69159068
nah, he took a dive.
>>69159151
sleep tight, pupper.
>>69158972
>unblack
>a bad thing
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHXfTApD7Cd/
>Joanna will never jump on your dick and grunt
>I rank Frankie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UZq86bh7Tg
>shes drives a stick shift
>>69154155
This triggers me. Not even marked as a sponsored post.
>>69159842
Most yuros do, stupid.
>>69159246
>projecting sexual insecurity via an obsession with the cuck theme every time someone talks about blacks.
Ameritards are weird like that Idfk alls im saying is DC is a bit awkward. My comment about him losing was more from the fact that he's got a 12yo dwarf holding mits and that he had the audacity to take pride in that.
>>69159999
Checked, cunt
![The.Ultimate.Fighter.S23E11.HDTV.x264-DAVIEW.mp4_snapshot_39.38_[2016.07.03_03.42.07].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IkULHTN.jpg "The.Ultimate.Fighter.S23E11.HDTV.x264-DAVIEW.mp4_snapshot_39.38_[2016.07.03_03.42.07].jpg")
why does dana always sound so fucking negative when talking about the ground game in the after-fight analysis on TUF. always talking about "smothering" or holding each other down or outright calling fighters a blanket.
fuckin casual
>>69159999
why does it matter how tall the person holding the mitts are?
>>69159439
>those meme strikes
why does wmma exist
>>69160138
because ground """""fighting""""" is boring and for cowards who are too scared to get punched in the face
>>69160261
then why the hell aren't we watching kickboxing
>>69160273
kickboxing is for ''''''''''''athletes'''''''''' who couldn't make it in boxing
>>69160138
Because he knows casuals, the main audience of TUF, don't like it, and he wants to make sure they know there's more to MMA
>>69160273
>watching singular martial arts
its 2016
>>69160333
>kick
>boxing
>singular
it's double martial arts senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxjN7KFolW4
>Neil Magny gets sent to the moon
>>69160387
>Implying Schaub can beat this beast
https://youtube.com/watch?v=Gh5muG9zJ8c
>>69160571
Lmaoing at the dislikes
>>69160607
that guy is a fucking weirdo
can somebody post the webm of artem doing the dark souls fat roll and falling over
I wish they would let me next door so I could spit in your face
>>69160665
I wish they would let me across the ocean so I could break your computer
>>69160665
You're just an average bloke
something something picks UFC FN 90
Eddie Alvarez vs Rafael dos Anjos
Roy Nelson vs Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban vs Belal Muhammad
Joseph Duffy vs Mitch Clarke
Mike Pyle vs Alberto Mina
note: not actually predictionbro but still taking picks since hes ded or something
>>69160887
Edward Alvarez
Derrick Lewis
Alan Jouban
Irish Joe Duffy
Michael Pyle
>that autistic outburst from the anti-Koreshkov poster
Never forget, Andrey has better striking than Rory.
>>69160887
What the fuck are you doing bro? I'm the one taking picks.
Seriously what are you doing?
Here's the picks off my phone so low quality.
Was gonna post later today, but if u wanna take picks go ahead.
Lads
I'm watching Counterpunch and Jon Jones just said he believes it's his destiny
It's over for AKA
Been here 20 minutes and already bored so I'm browsing /heem/ instead.
>people actually like this sport
>>69161095
I never got it either
too little action and too much pauses
hi, embedded when?
>>69161095
nice weather and great seat tho. hopefully you brought a book or smthn
>>69161017
>>69161017
RDA
Nelson
Belal
Duffy
Pyle
>>69161095
Gotta crop before posting so it doesnt turn sideways, new guy.
>>69161095
>baseball in a dome
Found the problem
>>69151893
