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Previous thread: >>69127506
News:
>Lobov-Avila targeted for UFC 202
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12078140/artem-lobov-vs-chris-avila-targeted-for-ufc-202
>Maldonaldo appeals Fedor loss again
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/7/1/12081886/fabio-maldonado-appeals-to-wmmaa-confident-loss-to-fedor-emelianenko
>Jon Jones: Conor needs to stay in his place
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/12078462/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
Schaub is God
Conor McGregor
atta boy
is
Ryan Barberena
Prove you are a Real Fight Fan™ in 10 words or less.
8th for schaub is a faggot
Mark Hunt.
Schaub Bless you all on this fine evening.
Brock Lesnar.
>>69144444
Those qints
>>69144444
Schaub bless
>>69144434
wolf tickets
i want to fuck chuck
>>69144434
I'm skipping out on my sister's wedding to watch 200.
>>69144444
>44444
Quints. Impressive.
>>69144434
HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH? HAVE I BEEN WRONG YEH?
>>69144460
top filename
>>69144444
SCHAUB HAS BLESSED US
THANK YOU OH GRACIOUS AND KIND SCHAUB
How much does Schaub pay you to shill for him on a chinese cartoon site all day? I'd hope it wasn't for free.
>>69144434
Your Welterweight Champion of the World, Carlos Condit!
>>69144532
He doesn't, we genuinely enjoy his fights and the content he produces. I own about 3 TFATK shirts.
>>69144532
>people like someone i don't
>must be shills
>>69144434
I've been to four live events with my old man.
>>69144554
>>people like someone i don't
Where did I say I didn't like the bloke? I'm just hoping you don't do all these hours of shilling for free. People get paid to do stuff like this you know, you could make upto $150 a day.
Lmao not a single one of the links in the op even work
No one fucking cares about the OP
lmao I love it
>>69144434
I bought UFC 186
Into. The. Trash.
>>69144729
I WENT to UFC 130
Every single link in the OP is broken.
loving every laugh
Just a heads up. Canadian OP was always right.
>>69144689
>>69144762
The fact that you know the links don't work is proof that there are people (aka you) who still check the links.
is rory macdonald still relevant? how?
>>69144689
>>69144762
Everyone already read the news in the last thread downie
Adan will never notice you, stop worshipping him
>>69144810
lmao fucking idiot
>>69144822
Damn you're such a fucking pleb man. Just go to /wwe/
>>69144544
>about 3
"The OP is important" - a fucking idiot
>>69144854
have sex
>tfw would easily heem every here without breaking sweat
actual news because downie is a downie
>CB Dolloway to LHW, will meet Francimar Barroso at 203
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/7/1/120883112/mma-news-cb-dollaway-headed-to-light-heavyweight-ufc-203
>Cormier clarifies candle comments
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-200s-daniel-cormier-calls-jon-jones-a-middle-aged-28-year-old-weird-argument-ensue
>Mitrione cleared, will fight Olli Thompson in London in two weeks
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/07/matt-mitrione-clears-medical-meets-oli-thompson-in-bellator-158-co-main-event-in-london
>Schaub on who replaces rogan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EdNxYk5v5l
>>69144544
1 XXXL =/= 3
>>69144903
wew lade
>>69144866
??????
>>69144903
>>CB Dolloway to LHW
It's like he loves being heem'd
>>69144890
my wife is pregnant lol but thanks for the advice
>>69144903
>>69144845
>guys please pay attention to me, im really need someone right now
>>69144927
>wife
hows the land whale nowadays anyway canuck?
>>69144927
>my wife is pregnant
Congrats! How are you mentally adjusting on having to raise Jamarcus' son?
who the fuck is dennis siver
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/ufc/article-3648862/Stephen-Wonderboy-Thompson-did-WHAT-to-these-young-Filipino-children.html
oh my god
>>69144938
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IM LE RUSING YOU SO BAD HOW WILL YOU EVER RECOVER FROM THIS
>http://www.mmafighting.com/sport/article-364862/Chris-Weidman-Endorses-Hillary-Clinton.html
Wew
>>69145015
he was never my boi
>OMG IM ON A ROLL TODAY I FEEL SO ALIVE ADAN PLEASE PAY ATTENTION TO ME I'M A LE EPIC RUSEMAN LIKE YOU TOO
>>69144950
buddy she's tiny lol she weighs like 112lb now, she's 5'2"
she's starting to get a little bit thicker though, kind of looking forward to the next couple months
the other day she goes "my tits feel heavy" and I was like "yeah they look heavy too" and then we fucked lol
>>69144960
thanks brother
it's a bit intense, I'm not gonna lie. I think I'll be a good dad though. can't wait to lmao in this kids face
>>69145010
>>69145042
>5'2"
>112lb now
>THEN WE FUCKED LOL
>>69144434
I've missed watching one ufc event in the past 4 years. And of fucking course it was 199.
Tryhard aspie is sperging out again
>>69145054
>you are le angry lol im rusing you so bad haahhah ur mad lol ur mad ur mad
>>69144927
Congrats.
>>69145042
>Musings of a 14 year old
Who would win an open-weight UFC tournament featuring every fighter on the roster?
downie is having the time of his life posting on /heem/ lads
jumping up and down and running around his room
>>69145062
well she might be a bit more than 112 now but she is small is my point
>>69145088
>tfw your life is so dope that people don't believe it's real
>>69145097
Werdum or Stipe
>>69145113
>your life is so dope
top kek, how old are you canada?
>>69145076
y u mad tho?
>>69145042
> and then we fucked lol
>>69145126
I'm 28 bud
>>69145146
well we did
can someone post that recent pic of hunt training? I'm telling my old man that he's full vegan and actually looks good and he doesn't believe me
>and then we fucked lol
>tfw you've mentally raped someone so horrifically by insulting their precious OPs they literally become obsessed with you to the point where they seemingly fall in love with you
Lmao i always get the crazy ones
>>69144434
THE FIGHT IS NOT OVER
>>69145158
how old is your pregnant wife?
>>69145166
it's an oddly nice feel though isn't it
>>69145181
HOLY SHIT LOOK HE RESPONDED TO YOU
>>69145159
and then we fucked lol
>>69145177
she's 28 too
>>69145158
Hunt said he was going vegan last August but I read somewhere that he said he would do it after he retired and that he was just cutting back on meat in general
>>69145172
ALMOST 71
HEH
>>69145158
Can you ask your wife if Branden Schaub is ducking Rich Panini
"and then we fucked lol"
>my face I mindfucked the autist OP's who write one sentence and post two links so badly they quit
Dance puppets
>>69145195
clearly you must post pix you know, you can't be this much of an attention whore and not provide proof.
>>69145191
Lmao, bud, we literally hang out at /heem/'s meetups in Vegas with all the other guys every 6 months, sorry you never got the invite
>>69145223
honestly buddy blowing up the whole adan thing pretty much ruined the chances of you guys ever getting to see her now lol
>please pay attention to me
and then
we fucked
lol
>and then we fucked lol
>>69145181
My thoughts exactly, nice to throw him a bone once in a while though
>>69145242
>she doesn't exist
I understand anon, you're just another scumbag on 4chan after all. :^)
>>69145269
you can believe what you want
tell yourself I care lol
>and then
>we
>fucked lol
>and then we fucked lol
>>69145278
>i care lol
you're the tryhard canafag who never leaves, you have no hot wife kek
i'm not going to stay up all night playing with you buddy
maybe later
>>69145072
How did you miss 199
>>69145297
>tfw when your life is so dope
>somebody convinces themselves that it can't exist
I also make a pile of money and often spend the whole day at the office posting here
but you go ahead and tell yourself that's not possible too lmao
>>69145166
Lmao, i just noticed this but notice how i didnt even DIRECTLY mention him here and he completely got the reference and freaked out
You're a funny guy sometimes, lmao
>>69145321
>wow, wow
>such speed
>such non-tryhard
No woman would ever live with you, fool. Post pics or fuck off with your silly shit.
>>69145042
Women are honestly so disgusting.
>>69145346
technically he lives with his mom
>tfw /heem/ has been reduced to a war of attrition between 3-4 mega aspies
Every board on 4chan needs IDs
>>69145346
what kind of a timestamp shoutout do you want bud and I'll try to snap a pic of her ass or something sometime soon
>>69145373
Oh piss off
Either do something or stop bitching you pussy
>>69145321
>and often spend the whole day at the office posting here
Wow quite the life you have there.
and then, we fucked, lol
>it was great btw
>>69145384
Just give me the word, pussy and I'll do something, or better yet nut up yourself and come get some motherfucker, im ready
>>69145366
>>69145404
Anon I do not love you
Does Bryan Callen have a fight for Heem 1?
>>69145421
>J-J-Jon I-I d-don't love you, okay Jon, I DON'T love y-you
>>69145399
yeah getting lots of money to do nothing really is terrible
>>69144434
i've been streaming ufc ppv's since before ufc 100
>>69145422
He's moving up 4 weight classes to fight me you goofball
and then we fucked lol
>>69145437
what's your title?
>>69145474
manager and owner? lmao
and then we fucked lol
>>69145437
>Works at a job so horrible he can browse 4chins on there all day
Please convince yourself some more Salim
>>69145421
>Errich Bachman, this is your mom, you are not my baby
>>69145483
cringe
I'm disappointed, confirmed tryhard.
>and then we succed lol
>>69145499
>tfw your life is literally unimaginable for non fight fans
>>69145097
Overeem
>>69145209
It's Mike Tyson's 50th Birthday today. Don't forget the GOAT
I haven't asked you niggers anything in a while, so here's the questions Heem.. Which fight are you looking forward to the most in the upcoming three events
>>69145097
Cain
Notice how he has to tell us every time when he's leaving
Lmao, so obsessed, it's ridiculous, price of fame i guess
>>69145422
He's fighting Frank Grillo at HEEM 1
>>69145097
Demetrious Johnson
>>69145491
ahhahahahahah
>>69145529
Brock vs Hunt is the only reason I'm watching tbqh
>>69145483
respect
>>69145529
Maia vs Condit
>>69145529
1. Claudia vs. Joanna
2. Brock vs. Hunto
3. Jones vs. Cormier
4. Aldo vs. Edgar
5. Killashaw vs Assuncao
>>69145529
>>69145512
kek
>>69145499
Um, that's actually a pretty sweet job
>>69145529
eddie vs two banjos
dillashaw vs assunçao
>>69145529
My boy Dillashaw vs Assuncao.
>>69145590
compared to what?
>>69145590
yeah if you work a crap job with minimum pay
is there a /heem/ steam group?
>>69145529
I'm actually not sure, a lot of good fights were actually put on before 200 and MY BOY Lawler is on 201. I suppose I can't really think of one specific fight I'm all that hyped for for 200, maybe Brock because Brock but the title fights should be interesting too
>>69145607
>people unironically think a dude named "eddie" can be a ufc champ
>>69145608
naw bud i run the place with my spicy lil azn queen
btw shes 5'1" 105lbs now
i fucked her lol
oh and shes preggo lol
>>69145628
eddie was sweet in tekken
>>69145643
>azn
whats wrong with you
>>69145643
And joy your Elliot Rodger.
>>69145660
lol no im a nice guy shes my wife
>>69145656
calm down bud
>>69145660
>and joy
are you ok
>>69145660
Enjoy your*
UFC 200 is the GOAT card, prove me otherwise
>>69145710
UFC 199 is the GOAT card for entertainment value. 200 could end up being a dud despite being stacked on paper.
>>69145673
lol sorry I thought you were joking bud
>>69145720
ur 2 negative, go watch bellator
>>69145710
its the goat card in terms of fighters on it. we'll see how it is come the fights tho
>>69145720
>200 could end up being a dud
>>69145710
you realize Pena is going to be a fucking handful for Zingano and it has super spice potential right?
Killashaw always has spicy heem potential btw
Sanchez vs Lauzon should say JUST BLEED
and my gut tells me Santos might heem Gegard
>>69145726
no problem bud lol just living the life
im gonna go fuck my wife now
>>69145710
my keks going wild all over my bed
>>69145754
im gonnafuck ur wife now too
>>69145754
I wish I could just pick like that but she usually says no
>>69145740
kek, that filename
>>69145710
UFC 199 happened.
>>69145740
It has happened before.
Reminder that Khabib accurately predicted the results for uFC 194 but /heem/ couldn't even get one fully right with multiple picks.
>>69145833
>make at least 2 picks every time, sometimes as many as 4
>still haven't gotten a single one right
>tfw
imagine you're just bein' fly
and a dude is like
"naw dude nobody can be THAT fly"
feels pretty good right
>>69145862
lol you're the dude that always posts that asian dude reaction pic right?
own up bud I know it's you
>Robbie and Nick were 22 and 20 when they fight at UFC 47
Really makes you think
Also kekmao at Buffer's original intros
>THEEEE fighter standing to my left
>>69145918
>>69145740
>tfw manlets get mad
>>69145940
>pictures on the internet
>>69145947
lmao whatever you say bud have fun with that asphalt wiki
>>69145978
>>69145962
main difference being we can see your wife's face and she's looking at you
>>69145978
remember that time you DIDN'T go to UFC events with your dad?
lol I don't faggot
>>69145999
>>69145962
;^)
>>69145986
wax, hair looks fake
>>69145978
Wow man your wife is so hot. How did you get so lucky bud lol?
>>69146000
>being this upset people are calling you out
kek, all you have to do is post evidence of your claims, anon.
>>69146030
yeah it totally sucks that people think my life is so dope that it can't be real lol totally lame dude trust me
>>69146029
my mother is canadian bud so i have a huge dick lol
>>69146021
correct
what if boston dynamics joined forces with the people who make wax dolls
>>69146038
[confirmed euphoric]
are you tingling?
>>69146060
actually I'm gonna hit the hay
honestly it sounds super gay but it actually feels sweet to have someone be like no way dude your life can't actually be real lol
notice me adan
![Pride-Total-Elimination-Absolute-2006[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TNrJuTS.jpg "Pride-Total-Elimination-Absolute-2006[1].jpg")
>openweight tournament
>it's just a heavyweight tournament with Minowa in it
>>69145986
The jawline is the biggest giveaway imo
>>69146065
cringe, see ya soon loser
>>69146065
>no way dude your life can't actually be real lol
No one envies your aspergers fairy tale life chump.
>>69146083
>>69145986
now that I look again the corners of the mouth are the biggest giveaway
How many bongs til one FC?
>>69145986
Doesn't Conor have one of these?
>>69146095
>no one envies a fairy tale
lmao idiot
night boys
>>69146119
this euphoric tryhard goof is cringey af
serious question: who is technically the most impressive fight currently? Khabib or Wonderboy?
>>69146079
same thing happen back with judo and wrestling back in the day, which is why they dissolved open weight in the olympics it was just pretty much HW part 2 all the lighter guys would get eliminated first round
>>69146136
Jon Jones
>>69146142
and because the HWs already competed in their division they would be already gassed making the quarter, 2nd and final rounds even more boring.
>>69146136
I couldn't pick anyone out specifically as the most impressive but Maia has been making high level fighters look like novices on the mat for a while now and it just blows my mind every time.
what is /heem/ version of the gif of ronda "boxing".
i want a autistic ronda gif for shitpost.
>>69146136
technical how? standing? strikes? countering? clinching? Wrestling? fighting off the ground? fighting off the wall? cage control? foot work?
both of them do things different then the other
>>69146167
I think it made it that much more impressive that Rory could survive a full round of Maia at his freshest and then come back to win the fight.
That's some worst case scenario shit going into a fight with Maia where you're on your back the entire first round.
>>69146136
i don't think you can say it about khabib until he faces a high level guy again
Darrell Horcher is still Darrell Horcher
>>69144441
LMAO
does mah cunt always post stupid crazy shit like this?
>>69146242
Yep
>>69146242
Yes
He's pretty simple.
Dream Matchups:
Mcgregor - Pettis (very similar styles)
Khabib - Nate Diaz (Sambo vs BJJ)
Mighty Mouse - Cruz 2
RDA/GSP - Wonderboy
Opinions? Additions?
>>69146292
>very similar styles
wHat
Diaz-Lawler was a pretty nice fight, cackled like an old woman when Nick fucking slapped Robbie, I knew that happened during the fight but wasn't sure when
What a KO too, looked like Robbie was starting to turn the tide too, was getting too aggressive though obv
What fight should I watch next on UFC® FIGHT PASS™?
>>69146312
they are similar
>>69146328
>well you see they both like flashy kicks so obviously they're really similar
>>69146312
watch their fights, same stance, flashy kicks, overhand left, VERY similar
>casual mcgregor fans think nobody is like their messiah
>>69146328
Nigga wut. Pettis is a TKD circle jerker and Conor is a memekick boxer
>>69146345
>u r casual
I win
>>69146347
Sergio Pettis you fucking casual cunt
>>69146343
in which ways are they using completely different styles?
>>69146347
>TKD circle jerker
without the memes pls
anybody want to watch some judo here?
One of the last grand prix before the olympics,
This one is in Mongolia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhnXegp2fwk
>>69146364
BOTH Pettis brothers and Mcgregor have very similar styles, please elaborate how they don't?
>>69146379
LOLZ is this real life..
Post similar styles, I'll start
>RDA/Benson Henderson
>>69146421
Cruz/Dillashaw
>>69146421
>>69146414
>Literally does not have an answer to the question.
>Answers question with question.>>69146381
>>69146439
Yeah the onus is on me to disprove your retardation not for you to prove you're not retarded
lol
lol
fucking lol
>>69146404
IMO the main difference would be that Pettis actually lands his memekicks whereas Conor throws them to impress casuals and set up the hands.
>>69146471
honestly i think Connor's boxing is undeveloped so he uses his kicks to supplement and disguise his poor punching technique, not saying he is horrible but compare to a lot of MMA fighter's his boxing is below average, he's smart enough to enhance them with kicks though
>I post fedora reaction images
>>69146485
Connor is a prime example of a mediocre product with great marketing.
>>69146512
Then how'd he nokaut so many good fighterrs, anon
>>69146439
>>69146439
Um lol soz bre I was just bewildered as to how confusing the Pettis brother that actually fights in Conor's weightclass could make me a casual?
> Implying that since stance is similar that stance = style
> implying anyone else would be the casual
>>69146512
>>69146485
Oh fuck off.
>>69146390
Mum doesn't let me watch Judo on weekends, sorry
>>69146516
he isn't a 145 fighter, literally kills himself to make weight so he has size advantage.
Walks around at 168, fought at 170 and got REKT.
If you like Conny Mac, it's all good, just don't bet the barn on his Diaz re-match.
>>69144444
Impressive
>>69146485
Tbh senpai I think it's a stretch to say its undeveloped I think it just appears amateurish because its so unconventional and unorthodox - karate range and stance (different defensive patterns, different distance control)
>>69144383
>http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/12078462/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
was this taken down? I want to read this article
>>69144968
a russian-born fighter of german descent
>>69146598
Right here
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/1/12078482/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
>>69145529
1.Jons DC - by far
2. Brock vs Mark Cunt
3. Aldo vs Frankie
4. Cain vs Browne
>>69146324
bigfoot vs hunt
Oh shit roger Huerta is fighting on today's one FC
Starts in 4 hours 20 minutes
Blaze It
counterpunch dc vs jbj is up:
https://youtu.be/3vDE1mxWdiM
>>69146673
>Ann Osman
neato
>>69146539
He was walking at no-cut 168 after spending ~3 months trying to put on mass for 155
I don't know where he cut from to make 145. 160 maybe?
>>69146611
>http://www.mmamania.com/2016/7/1/12078482/jon-jones-ufc-created-conor-mcgregor-i-think-sometimes-he-forgets-that-mma
thanks anon
>>69146673
That's a lot of flyweight fights
>>69146691
And they're giving her another ETT lamb to the slaughter, 3rd now for Osman
One way to build her back up after her brutal loss last time out I guess
Maybe a record for most ETT "fighters" fought outside of SFL attempts at starmaking back in the day
>>69146692
>3 months trying to put on mass
Wrong
>>69146735
>ETT
That a fight team or what?
I don't follow the regional scene closely
>>69146747
Egyptian Top Team
