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>>69144973
But that's wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_SKUbcBG4E
>>69144973
Wtf nigga that shit is lame. Here is the real thread theme. https://youtu.be/j4L2vmBC3xA
>>69145021
I like Lil Yaughty but his music is terrible
Well that's new
>>69145462
how is the LA game so low scoring
zzzzzz
>>69145503
idk. Marked it down as a loss after the 6th
It's been ages since i last bet (wasn't even online) can you even have multiple redundant bets and be able to cash them in?
If I bet on Home to win with exact score of 2-1
I shouldn't be able to also bet on
under 3.5
over 0.5
over 1.5
over 2.5
even/odd
Home to score
Away to score
Home over 0.5
Home over 1.5
Away over 0.5
Away under 1.5
etc etc?
Usain Bolt may be out of the Olympics
Get in on Yohan Blake odds now
Just updated my spreadsheet after travelling
It was a nice surprise
>>69146093
Why not
REEEE Djokovic you fucking retard you're going to kill my accy ree
On tipster tube, Asian handicap with no numbers and only the team name is DNB right?
>>69146506
>adding 1.01odds to an accy
"no"
Alright lads whats THE wimbly bet tonight
Other than Bautista Agut sw of course
Morning lads. Fuming at Uruguay anon.
>>69146560
Yeah
> the absolute state of this thread
This is what happens when Brits aren't running the place
>>69147304
>Fuming at Uruguay anon.
why?
If you had to put your whole roll on a bet today, what bet would it be?
>>69147327
Italy to beat Germany once again.
>>69147327
Heidelberg to beat Northcote.
Guys I'm cold, need a cuddle.
>>69147371
M E L B O U R N E ?
>>69147377
yeah
>>69147384
W E S T ?
>>69147385
south
>>69147391
then go pay someone to cuddle you you rich cunt
>>69147396
I just want to cuddle under the blankets while i put my bets on :(
>>69147304
Venezuela -10.5 won mate
>>69147325
Oh, turns out it won. Lost my cheeky bet on -12.5
>>69147413
Sorry m8
>>69147283
Bautista-Agut - Tomic O3.5
Gasquet - Ramos-Vinolas O3.5
Pouille - Del Potro 0-3
There are some really obscure uruguay U19 second division matches in the skedge
Honestly I have no idea how they were priced
>>69147283
Daily reminder: wageslave life so so bad
brisbane strikers HT is a med
TT being so shit. Can't tip my worldie. 7/10 as well.
>>69147629
Please someone check which bookies are offering Isner-Tsonga to go O4.5
>>69147627
JUST
If this worldie comes in. Going /outshagging/ tonight
>If
Not a worldie then if you have your doubts
>Has never ever posted a worldie
V v strange man
>>69147283
I missed adding Kyrgios instead by about 30 seconds, fml
But I've learned my lesson
>>69147640
querry seems really interesting
>>69147772
Tipped him to win. Djoko is DUE. Serb cunt.
>>69147762
Tyrannical Janitors prevent /sp/ from being a good board
>>69147781
Tinder posting NEEDS to be allowed.
>>69147779
Will our man Isner pull off the 0.3.5? Might put a big one in for the big man
>>69147796
4 matches vs Tsonga. 3 gone to last set tie breaks.
Come on Querrey. Need this so so much. 3 chances to win this. PLEASE. Need some /bet/ magic.
>tfw wageslave
Wat do
>>69147946
quit your job, borrow 50k and put it on red.
>>69147982
Nowhere will borrow me 50k
>>69147982
This, just make you have a revolver next to you in case it hits black.
>>69148008
They might be reluctant giving it to clinically retarded people
go ing L A R G E o n K a Y A
>>69148053
HT*
>>69147534
>unironically betting on tomic against quality player
do you enjoy throwing money down the shitter mate?
Morning lads
DAC after Belgium last night but made it all back after meme betting on total corners and Brazil rebacks after they went behind last night.
I need something sensible to bet on today though.
>>69148300
>Bautista Agut
>Quality
>>69148351
Italy to beat Germany
>>69148380
Already on Germany lad
>>69148386
Follow Romania's model then
>>69148019
HAHAHAHA banta!!!
Plzen HT @1.8
>thinking Djokovic isn't going to meme his way back in
>>69148455
TT says he's DUE
>>69148453
J-just kidding. Match stopped due to torrential downpour ;_;
bautista agut>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>bernard tomic
>tfw wageking
>get up week days bright and early at 5am
>morning workout, breakfast, pack lunch
>be at work at by 5.55am, short commute
>operator level (re full klaus mode) forkliftin all day
>comfy side business straightening bent steel
>finish up by 2.30-4 depending on how much steel i want to deal with
>solid paycheck every fortnight
>mfw gambling strictly for pleasure
I seriously hope none of you slugs think you're ever going to beat the bookies at their own game
Remember work sets you free lids
Tennis Tipster SOSO based
Romanian guy SO SO Based
love these two
What to do
>>69148624
hows the trade market? I know there's a lot more construction jobs. How much do you get paid if you dont mind
>>69148667
It is only 8 bucks. Cash out. Price will only drop after HT.
>>69148667
>>69148680
This 2bh
>>69148624
Yeah. Being on the dole is actually really good but only for about 2 months. After a while having no job grinds you down, it's not even the money it's the fact it gets you up before 3pm and the social opportunities that go with it.
Also how the fuck are you ever going to get a £5k roll in the first place if you're a greasy NEET?
>>69148680
>bucks
I know our currency had dropped but it's still not as worthless as that disgusting as the dollar
>>69148674
trade (re labour) market is pretty good as far as i can tell
most builders are total dipshits so if you're halfway decent there's no shortage of work for the time being.
I'm on the lower end of the spectrum wage wise (clear about 700 a week) but idgas as I'm at a very sweet spot work/life balance wise
>>69148766
thats great to hear. One thing im proud about Australia is fair treatment of tradies and appreciation of them.
>>69148624
This is a very very strange post
>>69148644
PLEASE tell me what tip it was? I followed one of his and lost.
>>69148785
the math works uzbekistan u 2.5 bet. He was confident, with 8/10 units. Check his TT page
>>69148814
>math
>>69148814
Meant the tennis guy. Delpo Stan didn't go to a 1st set tie break.
Romania so so based.
>>69148821
>https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
this is the Romanian Guy
>>69148667
Cash out liddo.
>>69148829
I try to avoid bets like that, I think his stake was 2/10 so if you bet more than 15 dollars its foolish. People pay a lot of money for 65% accuracy and the fact Tennis Tipster and Romanian guy gives then for free is very generous.
>>69148846
I ignored 57 when it was in the 13th min at 2-0. Holding out for the pennies
>>69148533
this
baustista should win this for fucks sake
Rba
Tsonga
Kvitova
Bouchard
Friedsam
Whens the Sam Querrey/Steve Johnson double game coming? it was supposed to occur 3 days ago
>>69148873
You can probably get high aaccuracy just picking favorites all the time. Yield is much more important
>>69148707
By slowly working your way up
>>69148973
of cause, the Romanian guy has 108% yield, its pretty good yield
>>69144894
Ptl guy has had £500 on suwon blue wings game 2 or more goals at 1/3 shit odds like but I thought I'd tell you.
>>69149034
Hope his j leagues one come through later.
£20 --> £23
Literally making a quid a day, managed bankroll life so so -ve
gf has the flu pals
>>69149056
Bankrolling this
>>69149109
Only £27 more and you'll have enough to pay me that £50 you still owe
Model lookin so so good already. (With the exception of some of yesterdays Irish games for some reason). Other than that even correctly predicted 4/6 draws and a 2.62 and 3.5 SW winner. 13/17 so far.
>>69148667
How do you score 2 goals within 7 minutes then doze off?
>>69149190
where can i obtain your tips?
>>69149195
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeh
>>69149209
I want to track at least 100 games and it still needs some tweaking before I post them. For now I just keep a spreadsheet.
>>69148963
Today hopefully.
>>69149114
-ve
Thinking about bankrolling by betting on the coalition in the Australian elections, thoughts?
>>69149274
http://www.abc.net.au/news/federal-election-2016/
very close. its probably best to decide for yourself.
Liberals have lost ~10 seats in South Australia and Tasmania but had a lead last election so its become very close
Tell me why Chin United aren't the Official team of /bet/?
Also down 0-3
>>69149274
Too close to call. Too risky. Coalition were at 1.01 throughout the afternoon, and Labor got as high as 11.00 at one point. Odds have changed dramatically over the last hour.
>>69149274
Wait for the odds to lengthen. Ive got a fiver on labor @ 10 and its halved.
>mfw someone tells me they didn't bet on italy to win outright when they were 16:1
>>69149274
Do it now, WA is a heavy Lib state
>>69149449
>implying you speak to people
good one
3pm, Swedish Superettan, Varberg to win
>>69149518
I'm IN
put MILLIONS of croatian dollars
I TRUST you
Wtf labor leading now? Literally shaking got 5K on Coalition
>>69149730
no way labor wins its a safe bet
Did no learn ANYTHING from Brexit?
It was literally a week ago
>>69149274
>>69149730
>>69149499
>>69149753
what are the odds atm liddo's?\
>>69149903
Australia is a different political climate to the UK. Libs have an 8 seat lead now.
WTB LADS?
>>69149938
noice
based jewbull will have a mandate within his own party now
GRIGOOOOOR
Shonan Bellmare RT9 corners lads
u6.5 goals Estonia beach @1.83
Have tournament organisers not learned anything this week? Play washed out yesterday, and they refuse to keep the roof closed today. Barely got through 4 games.
>>69150247
Only Centre Court has a roof
{Ceara} v EC Bahia @ (2.40)
{Atletico PR} v America MG @ (1.55)
{Haugesund} v IK Start @ (1.44)
Good home teams, over the season and recently, against shit away teams, over the season and recently.
Bodo/Glimt v {Rosenborg} @ (1.45)
Bodo are absolute shite and Rosenborg are by far the best Norwegian side.
Need a Shonan goal and 2 corners like A I R
>>69150344
#ON
>>69150344
looks good
>>69150344
are these from the UAC group?
>>69150471
>UAC group
What the fuck is that lad?
>>69150507
surely nibs
>>69150507
Hello, Reddit!
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Africans are fucking weird
>>69150527
I'm a complete nib
>>69150532
Not reddit, I just don't come to /bet/ often
If it ends a hung parliament, is it a half-win or voided when that option is not available?
WillHill anon surreal.
>These dancing Japs
>>69150581
What did he post?
Saw some posts about Tomic/RBA back there. Reminder Bernie has played a lot of tennis, he said he was feeling a bit tired yesterday and the day off would do him good.
While RBA has to work hard to win and is way fresher with his 2nd rd bye due to Kuku injury. Id pick Tomic but.....
just took a nap, did we make it?
>>69150666
>>69149056
Home team scored twice in injury time at the end to make it 2-1 causing >>69150650
>>69130885
>ABSOLUTELY FUMING LADS, IF HYUNDAI DON'T WIN TOMORROW I'LL END IT
That must have been so sweaty.
>>69150697
Ah, didn't get any hits for "WillHill". Thanks, friend.
On toras so hard
>>69150879
you wish lad
1111111111111111
Man who carries Kenya league?
>Reback culture
>>69150953
365
>>69151012
>no 365
>refusing free money culture
>>69151058
I'll sell you one
>>69151091
It's okay. I will just sit this round out then.
Ty for the Venezuela tip, Uruguay, waking up to profit is nice
>>69151091
I'll give you 50quid for your account, no joke.
New guy here from yesterday, Ulsan came through to score 2 goals in 90th min to win 2 -1. Buzzing lads, officiallly addicted to betting
>>69149190
Another 3.25 winner
>>69150879
>>69150946
>1 shot on goal
Dunno, looking dire.
>>69151304
That's nice.
>>69151248
Get out while you can desu
>>69150676
I went with Tomic too.
TorasAngel SO fit
>>69151491
Fitter than your cousin?
>>69151491
NEED a second before ht
Inglot/Nestor just sooooo good. Considering backing to win it.
Hello. I have a question: except 10bet and bet365, which bookmarkers do you advice ? Thanks
>>69151304
Are you going to post a TT or something?
>>69151304
VERY excited for your tt
>>69151651
betvictor, skybet, betfair, paddypower, superlenny, fonbet, marathonbet, 188, unibet, bwin, 888, ladbrokes, willhill
>>69151659
Maybe once I have tracked 100 games (currently 30 with some pending results)
Why is TT doing this? It's showing -0.5 odds instead of +0.5.
This happens in over 50% of AH picks and I can't post them.
>>69151760
whats the tip
Just cba with these rain delays. Might become Baseball Tipster instead. Zzzzzz
>>69151798
no it isn't you clueless fucking mong
>>69151839
Oh OK I guess I'm just imagining it. Sounders +0.5 is supposed to be 3.95 right
>>69151839
>It's that guy
Very tired of this gimmick mate.
>>69151839
It is. it may be saying its the + but those are the odds for the -
James Mckeown
1 min · Cers, France
Just a warning for anyone in France.
At service station and two French kids start shouting "you" "you" at me and the Mrs. So we turned around and they started speaking to us saying "Germany" etc. I said Non Anglais Anglais etc. One of them then said "Beckham" and then I shook his hand. Then he came by my side and started kicking my ankles. Due to extreme knowledge I was thinking he was trying to reinact Beckhams infamous kick out at Pochettino, however the kicking of my ankles continued for several seconds and I began to get suspicious to what was going on checking his hand near my left pocket as he's kicking me. Meanwhile his accomplice was talking to my Mrs and blocking her view on purpose from seeing what he was doing to me. 100% sure it was a pick pocket attempt however I never budged an inch while he was kicking my ankles and my wallet and phone were still in my pocket when they walked away. But be vigilant as there are some horrid French cunts around.
Audibly giggling at this scene
>>69151904
>french kids
1.05 those were gypsies
2222222
>>69151904
kek
>due to extreme knowledge
>>69151904
it was Simeone who Beckham kicked not Pochettino
>>69151904
tl;dr - Absolutely nothing happened to Mackers but he thinks some darkie kids were trying to mug him
Toras so SO shrewd
>>69151802
All games already running, don't have any predictions for later games atm, been busy with other things. Also just thought of something I definitely need to fix before I can consider tipping anything.
>>69151904
PMSL
Toras SUCH a babe, would deepthroat him, proper legend x
SO SO fit
Going medium on Dimitrov
>>69151798
Yeah seems whatever they use to pull odds has just done it all backwards.
If you do a shout and @big_al he might fix it
>>69151241
Think ill wait for Jamie to get back from holiday than be insulted by you desu
>>69152054
Had a fall during one of the first 2 sets and hasn't looked quite as sharp since then.
The break might do him good though
>>69151798
The line it shows is applied to the home team. So if you want Sounders +0.5, you pick the -0.5 market (-0.5 to the home team)
How large are we all on Monchengladbach -5.75? Got a special on myself
>>69152147
He managed to return a break point in the last set, he has the physical skills, what drags him down are the mental ones. Couldn't watch the previous set due to work though, just followed the score.
>>69152179
If I do that the tip will be Sounders -0.5 which is wrong. I want Sounders +0.5
>>69151904
NEED that vice doc on mackers to come out soon
What are people going for in the Germany - Italy game later? Seems like a toss up really. Can't think of a good bet to place.
Maybe Germany corner handicap?
Can't stop blowing off lads
>>69151904
v odd post
>>69152255
I'm sure that is correct. It just displays it weird.
Said I would go out tonight with people I dont see that often but I really cba. What do lids?
>>69152434
Tell them you're washing your model's hair
UAC Tipping Group are medium/large on Berwick
>>69151904
>Due to extreme knowledge I think he was trying to reenact something that didn't happen
>>69152458
whichleague
>>69152434
>Said I would go out tonight with people I dont see that often but I really cba. What do lids?
Same for me, getting dragged along to public viewing and clubbing afterwards. I usually just agree to come so I don't become more socially crippled than I already am. Maybe it's gonna be a shitty night, but how bad can it really be?
>>69152434
Yeah I posted it and it changed to Sounders +0.5
Very strange how it does this.
>>69152434
Come out with me instead
how many paid members does euan have now?
>>69152524
Last night I went out with people I didn't really know, was fucking awful, never spoke to anyone for more than a few minutes, spent most of the night standing on my own or at the bar. NEED some charisma
>>69152606
When that happens I either do speed or get shitfaced. That always works.
>>69152499
Inplay. UK friendlies.
This Wimbledon is awful, covers are getting put on again. Are we going to see a day that has more than 1 game in it...
>>69152146
says the broke loser. enjoy tearjerking yourself to sleep tonight while I'm out blowing my 4 figgy winnings from yesterday. scum.
>>69152628
Tennis is awful pal
pmsl
>>69152544
I've seen other place do it for easily displaying the odds for both sides at one glance but its so badly laid out on TT you can be forgiven for getting it confused.
Trading F1 qualy today SO SO good because of a bit of rain
>>69152639
Not broke just giving up betting for more professional reasons and would like to get rid of all my spare accounts :)
444444444
SLAPPING Puiu -0.5 like my wife does to her son when he doesn't take the bins out
isnt UAC a paid group
>>69152851
Yes. Extortionate fees though
>>69152762
>giving up betting for more professional reasons
PLEASE tell me more
do I bet on unders or overs with teams who have horrid defense and attack
>>69152931
thanks for the leak feeling guilty
Who /stevejohnson/ here?
Why does /bet/ love him so?
>>69153092
>0-0
Stop feeling guilty for leaking, start feeling guilty for posting it here.
>>69152458
kek
>>69153357
thought Euan made good tips and i just rushed the bet. regretting it rn
>>69152458
>>69153092
Nice one. :^)
Any tips on Italy - Germany? Is it going to be a snooze fest and a draw?
>>69153357
>>69153431
>>69153447
>>69153449
>1:1
Ain't that some shit.
>>69153447
UAC Tipping Group is BT and J West. Euan is DAC Tipping Group.
>>69152996
please respond
how many paid followers does euan have?
>>69153480
v strange post this
>>69153484
>being the desperate for nibs
>>69153483
dont bet
>>69153504
tiers
>>69152996
>>69153483
Both for guaranteed gain :^)
>>69150344
REEEEEEEEEE
>>69153512
that's not PAID though, is it you utter mong?
>>69153537
ireland please go
>>69153555
yes it is
>>69153555
He removed all his followers before he went paid, so it should be, you absolute cuntscab.
Dimitrov so so shit, regret betting on him so much
>>69153586
calm down you bubblegum babby
Euan worth paying for?
RAIN
A
I
N
>>69153638
no
-4% in asia this month pmsl
Wealdstone raider wants a smed on QPR u21
https://next.ft.com/content/1179d5cc-3fa6-11e6-9f2c-36b487ebd80a
