Euro muggy /bet/ Edition
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Need to place my free bet. Help please, want something punty
>>69127055
Juveguy PLEASE give me my £50
How much of your betting money to you risk on any one event?
Ah I fucked up. I forgot to put in the thread name.
>>69127104
Belgium on pens
First genuinely enjoyable 45 minutes in this tournament since Albania went home.
>no /bet/ in the title
Am I the only one that still puts it there?
>>69127115
No more than 5%
>>69127115
Depends on the event
>>69127115
50% but only if Juveguy tips it
rebacking the wales win. EASY MONEY
>>69127325
Im ready and willing to risk everything if juveguy tips it
>on under 3.5 goals
rip in piece money
>>69127104
Bale outside the box.
FELLAINI
>>69127403
PMSL
Have you watched any of the matches after the group stages?
You fucking moron, people like you make me happy because you make my lines better.
Bale free kick... wow.... it's.... destiny.... wow....
>shaking at the thought of how much stoppage time will be added in this QPR game
>>69127450
belgium are going to score again
Comfy on O2.5
BTTS already in
Need a cheeky Wales victory to gain the courage to start betting and get rich.
NEED at least 3 more goals and at least 2 more from QPR fuck
NEED a second half with no goals
NEED to stop betting I'm a fucking idiot
>>69127880
This
Also
This
>>69127905
NEED to stop doing retarded bets
NEED a couple lines to calm me down
>>69127450
PLEASE have sex with your grandma
if wales get a shot on goal in the next 10 minutes im going to get myself a takeway
if they don't, i'm going to have a tin of tomato soup
gamble responsibly, lads.
ABSOLUTE SCENES
FFS
>lelgium
please no more goals
>>69127880
awwwwwwwwwww tears buddy
WRITING MY SUICIDE NOTE. LEAVING EVERYTHING TO/BET/
>Lumped it on Wales
Wew lads
>>69127980
MIXED KEBAB INCOMMING
Im lauging whilst urine leaves my urinary trackt
Can close Wales bet for half the profit, dont think it's worth
UP INSANNNNEEEEEEE
Iceland - Wales meme dream is alive
Wales SO MUCH BETTER than England.
>they bet against the memes
It's 2016 the year of the maymay, what are you lads doing
have btts in both halves
its actually happening
Oh my poor wife's son, there is a long and painful night in front of him
laughs @ people surprised belgium price was drifting
never doubt the market
>I bet on the "reasonable" thing once
Cash out on Wales?
Or risk an equalizer?
>>69128433
Missing the match in A&E
Man, only thing I need is Bale outside of the box anymore. But even if that doesn't hit I'm up if Wales holds.
>>69128531
im risking, go all in with me
What do I bet on lads?
Down syndrome, need to chase my losses.
>>69128688
Well, it is only 40 bucks anyway.
Lets go.
ACTUALLY going to be down so much if QPR don't score one more.
SHOULD I CASH MY WALES SW NOW???
>>69128477
>never doubt the market
Say that to Brexit
>>69127213
>>69127298
I heard professionals risk even less than 5%. Friendly reminder that this is one of the most important factors for successful betting.
>>69128531
How much is the cashout and how much did you bet?
>>69128890
How much do you stand to lose?
Should I cash out my 2-1 CS bet
Looks like I'll be on toast sandwiches until payday haha
I'm risking my Wales ML. They'll hold.
>>69129011
Yeah. This one has too much money to lose. Cash out.
come on bale, go for a shot outside the box lad
>>69129011
For how much? If it's pennypunting, ride it.
>>69129037
Sprinkle some salt on em. Divine.
>>69129142
85 cents lel
>>69128815
bovada has Aldershot +1 @2.8, while 365 has it at 2.42, so a bit of value on it
>>69129160
pmsl
>>69128983
A hundred
>>69129190
Vittu Pekka. Et voi olla niin tiukoilla, että jännäät tota.
>>69129321
en oo tiukoilla, mutta vituttaa silti joka kerta hävitä pienikin määrä rahaa
Yep, just enough goals to fuck up my u2.5 bet and then no more.
>>69129437
tai ei vituta jos voitto ei ollu lähelläkään, mutta tälläkin voitolla vois tän illan kaljanjuonnit kustantaa
>>69129437
Ymmärrän, kyllä Wales varmaan holdaa. En mää missään tapaukses tollasia hiluja cash outtais ku on hyvän näköset mahikset saada 100% payoutti.
Jos ei tuu jotai kusipäämaalia viimisel viidel minsal.
>Meme afros
>No Davis
>No Ramsey
If Wales make it, fucking lump it on whoever plays against them.
ARSE IS LEAKING
COME ON WALEEEEESSSS
>>69129437
>>69129732
>>69129761
What was the SexyPoxyt score today lids?
>>69129802
>Poortugal
Book looks dece lads
>>69129802
Abortugal confirmed to play in the finals
At least the B365 offer will be back on if Wales win r-right lads?
still time... bale... shoot...
>>69129906
>>69129981
Stars fucking aligning for T S U
Jesus this ref
Can't think of anything worse than what is transpiring tonight to be honest lids haha
>>69129903
not shown yet
http://www.sexypoxyt.fi/index.php/sexypoxyt/poxyt-ottelut
gg meme country
THE ABSOLUTE SCENES
FUCK
PSML PSML PSML
NEED BALE
GLAD I STUCK IT IN
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck QPR FUCK DOWN SO MUCH FOR FUCKS SAKE BET ON THE WRONG GAME FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>69130319
There's always someone who has it worse, mate.
FUCKING CAN'T BELIEVE THIS LADS
AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO WIN YOUR BETS WHEN YOU FIRST START SO YOU GET HOOKED? I'VE LOST ALL MINE NOW
ABSOLUTELY FUMING LADS, IF HYUNDAI DON'T WIN TOMORROW I'LL END IT
BET ON WALES SW AND MY IN PLAY CAME IN AS WELL
I AM ERECT
THANK YOU WALES, SO GLAD I DIDN'T CLOSE
>>69130776
What the fuck did you buy? Wasn't the handi -1?
>bet on wales when the odds were 4/1 JUST before the odds changed
I'm up slightly lel
This was the night I was supposed to win it all back.
Instead I am down even more.
Fuck this lads
>>69131168
Good lad
>>69131168
Noice
Multiculturalism always fails.
>>69130843
I dont give a shit about gore but this shit really gets me
seriously FUCK this shit tournament
>>69130372
Not on the FA site yet either. Starting to think it wasnt played.
>>69131168
Good for you lad.
Send Juve a fiver.
>>69130990
Was on them to score at least one in the 2nd half. That sure as fuck didn't happen.
>>69130885
Tears.
Down spastic. Wife's son face bloodied. Cat in tears. Sirens getting closer.
Fuck this meme tournament
WHO /WINNER/ HERE
Chicago ML @2.15 and o2.5 @1.9. One wins, one loses.
Need to stop betting desu
UP YUGE AMOUNTS THANK YOU WALES
/Bet/ more like /sket/
TSU vs BAYOL
>>69131583
WINNER WINNER DOMINOS FOR DINNER
>wales wins a euro before england
I don't bet mainstream
>>69128688
Thanks anon for convincing me to stick it in
>>69131586
>American football
I know no one will read this but there's a women's basketball team in Australia called COCK BURN COUGARS
FUCK WALES FOR STEALING MY MONEY
Wales won me some money and my stocks keep rising
From today onward, I am not doing ANY multiples, and I will take betting more seriously
>>69131416
it has probably been played, just that nobody has updated it yet since it's really no one cares tier leagues
another game from today hasn't been updated here yet https://www.palloliitto.fi/uusimaa/pelitoiminta/tulospalvelu/jalkapallo-2016/miehet?&uusjp16&M3D0
Need my refund quick before the vet closes. Have to get the cat there in time
Really need to win the euromillions tonight lads
>>69132090
Any hot tips for Australian women's basketball?
>>69131948
MlelS is a printing press for BTTS lad
>>69131868
You're welcome lad
>>69132146
You didn't actually bet on them to lose, did you? I'm up insane amounts as I chucked a fiver and my free bet on Ashley Williams as first Wales scorer
>>69132383
PMSL top top post lid. Would like credit for bringing cat beating to /bet/
Putting a million dollars on Venezuela beating Uruguay, LITERALLY /freemoney/
No but really, there's like 0.1% chance of Uruguay winning that match, even 1.12 is value. I don't bet on stuff that low though
>>69132447
No idea just thought the name was hilarious
Do bookies always make mistakes like today?
The odds for Wales to win were 4/1. Were the odds higher for me because my account is new?
Back to $1 stakes for the next 2 months pmsl
>>69132720
They do, but mugs like Euan will claim they don't because they their trades do more research. Probably why mugs like Euan don't make money
>>69132720
Kek. This wasn't a mistake lid. Just nibs getting lucky.
>>69132915
>>69132983
I only bet on Wales cause I saw the drift and the teamsheet.
>tfw your penny punting friends send you screenshots of their betslips after every mainstream game
>>69133251
Show us lid
>>69132720
Of course mispricing happens. Rarely in high profile events like Euros though, practically never but in lower and more obscure leagues all the time.
The people who set the odds & the lines are human too and no human is perfect. Everyone makes mistakes.
Oh, and Wales price wasn't a mistake.
Underestimated how SHITE QPR really are. They didn't even have their two topscorers on until the second half and neither bagged a single goal. And just had another account chinned too top it all off
who /bigspender/ here
>>69132983
Chicago game have more than 3.5 games.
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
Flora Tallinn game having more than 2.5 goals.
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
Portland Timbers game having more than 3.5 goals
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
Impact Montreal game having more than 3.5 goals
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
Orlando City game having more than 3.5 goals
>Nah mate, won't happen. Bookies don't make mistakes
In the space of a week some of us sure have been lucky a lot. But I'm sure that people like you and Euan are right, bookies don't make mistakes. Let me know how much you're both down lid.
>>69133516
you best be hedging that
>>69133516
>Iceland over France
I believe in you anon
>>69132983
if you played this 100 times Wales would win at least 40
>>69132720
No lid you just lucked out and landed on the 20% of the time Wales wins
>>69133586
nibs
>>69133586
Didn't you say you were never gonna post here again lid?
>>69133586
pmsl. Imagine cherry picking 5 times you got a coin flip right to prove a point.
>>69132376
I-i care
>>69133341
Don't know how to take a SS with my phone. He put 2.50€ on Wales to qualify @3.2
>>69133586
Very very cheeky boy. Taking 5 games out of thousands.
>>69133790
When did I say that lid? Oh right, every anon is me.
>>69133807
>8.84 profit
MFW he think he's a good tipster because he's got 20% yield
Lines aren't just priced based on probabilities, it's also due money being moved
>>69131168
PLEASE can I have a fiver
>>69133872
Delete system32 to take a screenshot :^)
(It's usually home button + power button at the same time)
>>69133872
Kek, love my cheeky punter friends
>>69133996
So so new you're still wrapped in the packaging
>>69134054
PLEASE can you pay me the £50 you owe
>>69134257
made that post in jest tbqh
>>69132720
Everyone makes "mistakes". The bookmakers who survive until today have been the best at balancing their books. A lot of them have gone bankrupt. Just like thousands of companies and banks.
Gonna apply for a job at the local Ladbrokes
What the fuck is a nib.
>>69134517
Nibs^^
>>69132720
Nope cause a lot of people also bet on Belgium.
>>69134517
YOUR language. Even I know what it is and I'm a mongolian warlord.
>>69134517
surely nibs
>>69134618
My language is English though.
>>69134679
Exactly.
>>69134517
for an example of very successful nibs see >>69132720
Very easily to get a lot of nibs during muggy Euro time
>>69134769
So how does English = nibs?
>>69134679
surely nibs pmsl
Tom Dwan here.
Any of you play poker?
>>69134860
only at casinos
>>69134860
only half drunk with friends for pennies
>>69134860
Patrik Antonius here.
Aren't you from US?
Where do you guys buy Bet365 accounts from? Mine's been limited and my brother's is limited now, so I need new one.
>>69134860
Used to play for a living, but online games aren't as soft as they used to be and I don't want to grind full-time. Still soft at casinos though and I play fairly often, but the nearest casino is 100km from my place, just ain't worth the time.
Thoughts on betting on something at 1.12 odds which is impossible to not happen?
>>69135120
there is no such thing
>>69135120
put 100% of the bankroll on it
>>69135120
Put the wife and kids on
>>69135120
Seen 1.12 and lower lose often enough to not bother with it anymore
>>69135151
Uruguay beating Venezuela at basketball is literally not possible. Even if there was the slightest chance they could win playing the game, they fear being kidnapped and killed. And of course refball
>>69135172
Seriously thinking about this to be quite honest with you
>>69135120
you've cracked the secret of infinite money
Am I nibs?
>>69135120
Value is value no matter the price. Is there not a handicap to take?
>portugal on penalties 8/1
THE bet
Argentine is better on basketball than Brazil, they are tailing by 8 points in the first quarter. I'd say betting on them at 2.95 is worth the risk.
>>69135260
Yes I took the -10.5 (Uruguay is likely losing by 20, so here's a tip)
>>69135300
Don't do it, Argentina and Brazil both are playing C teams
>>69135236
you can get odds of it @1.25 on bet3000
>>69135120
Bookies offer these odds to sucker people into putting huge sums on them, if you win you make a tiny profit but if you lose they make tons off you. Seen 1.01 odds for over 0.5 goals lose all the time
>>69135236
>Seriously thinking about this to be quite honest with you
Your risk management disgusts Warren.
>>69135282
The second penalty shootout killed:
Costa Rica 2014
Netherlands 2014
Pooland 2016
What makes you think Portugal wins two in a row?
>>69135364
Already did it. Can afford a small loss after the winnings from Wales.
>>69135364
I'm getting on it then. If it wins then you will be forgiven for >Trouville
>>69135394
>Seen 1.01 odds for over 0.5 goals lose all the time
Lmao, yeah, pretty sure they were like 1.05 for over 0.5 in the Germany vs Poland game
>>69135364
Why do you think it's so impossible? Is it a teamsheets thing?
>>69135457
Pretty sure they were 1.1 to 1.2.
was gonna tip Ocean City after the first half pmsl.
>>69135475
I can show you 20.4 million South American games where the odds are 1.05 or less for over 0.5 goals and they still lose
>>69135462
Venezuela is stacked and the tournament is rigged
Even then Uruguay doesn't have its best player (Granger), its second best player is tired after doing a full league in China and then Italy (Batista). They lack teamplay and most players are shitters. They got btfo by Argentina's B/C team a couple days ago
>>69135462
What happened in the second half of the QPR game? How on earth did they not get at least another?
>>69135475
I was going to place my qualifying bet on o 0.5 but I couldn't, because it was lower than the minimum odds (think it must be >1.06 so the German gov can have their 5%) so I ended up placing it on u4.5
Who /mememagic/ here
>>69135364
gone LARGE
>>69135585
>sportingbet
Can I buy your account once this loses?
>>69135534
One of Aldershot's players basically died, so they let them stay close to give them a moral victory
>>69135528
On, but if it loses, I'm flying down there and killing all the big bunda women
Federbet annual report out recently, always worth a good giggle at how utterly clueless they are about fixing.
>>69135585
Here some short odds that didn't come through in the Euro qualifiers
Bulgaria 1.18 (1-1 against Malta)
Estonia 1.17 (0-0 in San Marino)
Greece 1.17 (0-1 against Faroe Islands)
Bosnia 1.16 (1-2 against Cyprus)
>>69135585
Won't happen, France aren't a shit team like England and Portugal
>>69135120
Loan a fiver, and put it all on it.
>>69135637
same, trusting the unpatriotic uruguayan
>>69135585
Paypal me $100
Imagine being on here long enough to witness the multitude of clueless mugs tipping for/against teams in their own country/league and getting utterly BTFO and then STILL betting on such 'certs'. Granted, it's a 1.12 so chances are it sails in but you're an utter mong who deserves to be on some sort of list if you follow shite like this. Hope you all get bum AIDS.
>>69135738
You also said Wales were shit
>>69135861
when did I say this?
>>69135738
Wasn't it France whose entire team went on strike at the last World Cup?
>>69135857
tbqh the -10.5 one doesn't sound too bad
>>69135585
Nah this is the end of the line for the vikings. Nice tourney though.
>>69135903
>the last world cup
Teams change and players change, if you want to waste money on Iceland beating France then do it.
>>69135857
Imagine not being here long enough enough to know Uruguaybro actually knows his shit and embraces the /bet/ way of betting
>>69135857
Tbf the Uruguayan lad is a bit different in that he follows South American basketball for a living
>>69135900
Portugal are also shit, but they went through.
Also literally France is showing up as 'the most popular bet' on the site right now. I always fade these picks.
Meme magic lads
>>69135749
SMALL on -17.5
Who here /greasyfiver/ on Wales?
Official Uruguay meets America /bet/ double.
O2.5 is >>69131586
+
>>69135364
>>69135993
I've been around since before he came along and his tips aren't even great at all, just another clueless mong who thinks he 'knows' a sport.
>>69136092
Good to see angry Brit anon is back. Missed him
>>69136007
You bet on Iceland mate, I'm putting all of this week's profit on France. Fuck managing bankroll and stuff, £2,400 win or lose.
>>69136142
I'm so certain that Uruguay is just another clueless idiot that I've large staked both the +13 and +12.5. His South American futsal tips were shit just like these ones will be too.
Portugal - Italy sounds like a nice final lads
>>69136224
yfw Venezuela wins by 11 and we both win
Any late night lizards?
>>69136169
Don't come crying when you lose the bet. These 'most popular picks' always lose.
As a lad who has been in the betting game for 10 years, this is either a bet on Iceland or a no bet. You need risk management skills
Also remember to praise kek
>>69136224
Also, I will be laying every one of his tips in this tournament and I guarantee I will have more profit than him. £50 to everyone here if I don't.
>>69136041
The o2.5 baseball? only seeing o3.5
>>69136314
>. £50 to everyone here if I don't.
You are such a dullard
>>69136314
the tournament ends tomorrow
>>69136314
Pretty sure the tournament is almost over
>£50 to everyone here if I don't
Big fan of this meme
>>69136378
pmsl
>>69136274
Over 2.5 on the DC Utd game, odds of 1.91
>>69136357
Thought he meant Chicago Fire/San Jose O2.5 goals pmsl
>>69136494
Definitely did. Should've said SW instead of ML too
>>69127115
Under 1 % per bet.
I have about 160 000 SEK (€17k) and I never wager more than 1000 SEK (€106) per bet. I prefer 10 bets a day with a stake of €106 each over a single each day bet with a €1060 stake.
>>69136561
Teach me your ways.
I know there are betting "stores/shops" in England; WH, Coral, Betvictor, Ladbrokes etc.
Are you allowed to bet as much as you want in these shops without having your bets rejected? I'm limited/had my account closed on all euro bookies.
