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First for /bet/ discord crew
true 1st for land of the free
>>69108621
How does one go about joining this elite circlejerk?
>>69108686
Pm euan on the tube.
>>69108706
messaged his youtube account
man I missed out on all the tipster tube and tinder craze
>>69108787
I missed months of good shit working politics, so nice to not be an 80hr a week wageslave anymore
>>69108770
He might no answer on YouTube, he's more active on his twitch and Instagram
just bet 200$ for wales to win 2-0 lol
>>69109342
lmao
>>69109342
Would rather set my money on fire desu.
GUYS, BIG NEWS
bookies are interested in providing live coverage for golf
how would that even work? are tournaments in south america common? maybe I'll get some fancy clothing and give it a shot
>>69109866
>are tournaments in South America common?
Not really. It's mostly Europe and the US
>>69109893
I was honestly thinking for a long time about living in Europe as a scout, there's loads of money to make both covering matches and tournaments, I have EU citizenship. Also of course betting on obscure stuff
But yuros are cold as shit, I would feel so lonely there. Chicks have flat asses too
>>69109948
>Chicks have flat asses too
Like that will affects you
>>69109948
>chicks have flat asses too
You know, I liked you a lot before this comment, but now I like you even more. You're a good lad
>>69110020
Thanks mate, I missed reading some posters all those weeks, you among them. Glad to be back too
>>69110135
Need basket tips like water.
Hi lads
Where is bet?
Still spewing over ferrer last nite
tears
>>69109342
Nice
Can i tail please?
>>69109672
Do you hate profits m8?
>>69110411
>Belgium not winning.
>>69110262
Ceara SW Saturday @2.43. Price has gone too far
I havent watched any wales, is it bale + 10?
Guaranteed profit or risky CS?
>>69111035
for a free bet?
risky mate, don't be a babby
Shinnik have 2 friendlies in 4 hours, they might field a weak squad in one of them. Keep an eye out.
Wageslave life so so dire
>>69111591
3 more hours till I stave off the darkness for 2 days.
>>69111591
Gonna head to work in a couple of mins, i feel you
>>69111591
Just want to get a comfy Government Job and just research sports all day.
>>69111591
Who /casual fridays/ here?
>>69111735
More like no work friday.
Gave my sup my weekly report and been reading poker all day for poker night tonight. Life of a system admin in a small company.
wales to beat belgium lads
Spotify on shuffle. Send me your play lists lads.
>>69111896
Google Play Music's better.
>>69111944
>6.99 a month
Don't like the layout. Also orange is a disgusting colour.
Can not stop singing along
>>69111970
Spotify and GPM are both 9.99€ here.
Orange is my favourite colour.
>>69112005
>Paying for Music
>>69112005
Spotify is 4.99 due to student discount.
>>69112024
>2016
>>69111987
Fuck I forgot people on /bet/ are plebs
>>69109342
Bigger madman than the pitch invader, hope it comes through for your sake tho
>>69112024
>he can't even afford music
Wawrinka Delpo gonna be so so good.
Matches to watch today
Wawrinka VS Delpo
Kyrgios vs Brown
Kuznetsov vs Nishikori
Djokovic vs Querrey
Johnson vs Dimitrov
Slags tennis is banned.
>carefully analyze a bet
Lose
>tilt and do something random
Win
What's the cheeky Wimbly bet lad
>>69112160
ktfb, sometimes too much info can mess me up
>>69112169
Acca posted last night lid. Should be fun.
Obligatory wageslave life so so bad.
>>69112169
Remove Kvitova for about 6.7 or somethin
>>69112206
>>69112198
Gonna regret losing $3 for betting on womens tennis. Oh well.
>>69112246
Got a refund but still PISSED at Mladenovic, cucking me out of 300+ profit
>>69112246
Kek, it makes watching much better when you've got a cheeky pound on.
>>69112271
Muller messed up the other one as well. Just so so unlucky.
Whats the big bet tonight?
>>69112607
Belgium CS
>>69112607
Euan's got his Kolmonen model right now lid.
Got some worldies lined up today.
Need UAC tipping group leaks like H20
Belgium's gonna win in 90. R-right lads?
>>69112835
BTTS
Bale with a FK
Belgium wins in 90
>>69112835
Its wales lid, semen slurpage guaranteed
>tfw crawling back to /bet/ as a broke NEET
Yeah think I may have overstepped myself with the bet on Belgium
just how hard will bet sudoku when wales wins?
From a cursory read Gove's looks pretty strong. Someone EXPLAIN this
>>69111987
GOAT
Lids
I want a LARGE on Hume City DC $2
>>69113124
awful.
South Melbourne just wins.
Belgium without Kompany, Hazard, Courtois, Vermalen, Fellaini and De Bruyne
rip in piece /bet/
>>69113383
kek, always love Croatia posts.
>>69113383
>implying any of those losers can stop the bayol train
no but seriously lads just smashed the bautista agut sw line before it dropped any further
its like a license to print money, put half my tournament winnings on it
>>69113383
>not including vertongen
kek
Where's that cuck new tripfag that said brisbane was going to win
>Melbourne up 16-0 after 22 mins
kek
>This Broncos team Again look to re-back large on Broncos in-play if Melbourne score first, the price should jump to around $1.90
24-0 KEK, Absolutely loving this after I told Melbourne were going to win.
>>69113788
Got on @2.55, sweet
VOTE
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636787
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636787
http://www.strawpoll.me/10636787
>its an endless postponing episode
>>69113906
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10636787
you mad man.
Hobart Zebras 0.0 desu
guys i moved to australia. please ignore the british juveguy. he is a fraud
Can someone book me a flight to where ever Fola Esch play for next week please?
>>69114037
>>69114064
saved to my aussie banter folder
>>69114106
We are busing it to Luxembourg lid
>>69114149
No I am fucking not
>>69114148
thx
fucking britcuck weather i swear
>>69114163
>he doesn't want to get on the banter bus
pmsl
>>69114164
oi fuck off, dont impersonate me you cunt
Just woke up lads, missed the Melbourne storm rape train
>>69114287
unfortunate. a lot of people got tricked by the australian fraud who said 'people pay for his tips' and went on to tip for the broncos
done with work, time to lose money on irrelevant teams
>>69114342
Hahaha soft twats, I was on storm a couple of weeks back and got a shit ton of cash back
Is £50 pre-match on over 0.5 goals (@1.1) and the risk-free in-play on a draw (currently @3.4) a decent bet? Or just hope for an upset and risk-free on Wales (@5.25), hoping it's not a shitty 0-0 match?
>>69113124
>>69113210
>>69113210
what now cunt, First Melbourne now Hume score, UAC.
Fucks sake South Melbourne
reeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>69114479
desu just skip it, there is very little value here. perhaps over 2 goals could be alright since vertongan and that other defender from barca is out.
>>69113906
the people have spoken. THIS is the way of order from now on
>>69114504
just hit the woodwork too
its not over lads
>>69114499
fuck off
Reminder to fellow ausfriends that if you preference greens and/or labor over liberals tomorrow you are an absolute danger who needs their chin tested and patio dug up.
What a catch
>>69114499
what now cunt
>>69114635
usually donkeyvote but you can't stop me voting labor/greens xD
Got on storm -18.5 @ 1.9 and race to 40 @2.25
Its like 365 just wanted to give me free money
>>69114635
This cunt knows, greens and labour should be put last
>>69114659
I'm on DC as said above, not concerned anyway, Hume are clearly the better side.
I just bet £20 on Iceland winning france, £10 on Iceland qualifying for finals, and £10 on Iceland winning the cup.
So I'm looking at almost £700 if my guys do the impossible
>>69114726
you just pissed away 40 quid, m8.
>>69114701
>not concerned anyway
Oh, but you should be my friend, believe that.
>>69114739
Maybe. but I believe! it didn't occur to me to bet on Iceland v england but I'm making up for that now.
I'm Icelandic btw, just on holiday in England atm.
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/jun/30/heather-watson-hits-out-internet-trolls-wimbledon-defeat
>Watson, 24, was subjected to a barrage of insults and criticism when she lost a gruelling three-set match against Annika Beck in the longest women’s contest of the tournament so far.
>Earlier in the week, the British No 1 Johanna Konta said she had received abuse online, and the South African Kevin Anderson revealed he had received death threats after his first-round defeat.
>It is understood that much of the abuse is coming from gamblers who have bet on matches and lost.
APOLOGIZE
>>69114745
not going to take advice from the german guy that comes here everyday and posts how he's down.
>>69114758
even for the fun of its its alright, just dont get to worked up. follow my TT page for the best tips
>>69114776
>browsing /bet/ after you lose a game
the absolute state of these slags
>>69114010
1111111
>>69114776
thanks for reminding me to send death threats and hate to mladenovic
>>69114778
That's not me, though, I'm the every game is fixed guy.
>>69114778
>implying there's only 1 German here
>>69114800
already done my share. she seems like a good lass though, not one to mail the guardian about her woes
hello rate my first online bet
>>69114817
I think Wales will take the game
>>69114817
muggy, but GL.
>>69114817
>3 euros
smart man. much better than people who bet 500 dollars on shit bets. 3 euros is probably equivalent to around 20 euros for Romanians so its a sweeet spot bet
Missing Tennis Tipster V v much. feeling lonely after the Isner win tbqh
>>69114817
>this mug comes from the land of the Romanian Model
utter embarrassment
Getting on Federer and Djok games to have No Tie Break. Odds are 1.83 and 2
Or you can wait in play and get on unders in games for both. I see them both winning 6-x 6-x 6-x
>>69114860
TT died for our betting sins
Over 3.5 Welsh corners @2.10???
>>69114882
which unders? seems like decent bets
>>69114888
trips confirm
>>69114860
>>69114888
I'm with you in spirit lids.
>>69114911
They basically have to win in 3 sets with no tie breaks so 6-4 6-2 6-1 so total games is 18. Decent but Querrey is a cheeky cunt.
>>69114911
Federer total games and Djok total games. Usually under 18.5 but I saw some favourites with 19.5 yesterday.
With Fed, Djok and Murray 18.5 is probably the line.
Federer had amazing odds for it against Willis so I reckon it will be similar today
Finished with
>muh model
V excited to see how it performs.
What do you guys eat/drink while betting ? Cherries and water here.
>>69114888
he drowned in the british rain xD
>>69114981
Pmsl love this trip btw
Does Iceland have any legitimate chance of winning against France, or is this a ruse set by the bookies? I'm really tempted to put down some money on Iceland after brexit.
>>69114980
If none of my housemates are in I forget to eat sometimes, and then it'll get to 10pm and I can't even order takeaway cause all the decent places close
Need to go and get me eyebrows done but i cba to get out of bed. Skedge is dece today too
>>69115080
>Iceland
>Probably the weakest team left in the tournament
>Beating France with Home advantage
I am not saying it is not possible. It is just a very long shot.
>>69115132
But if England were the best team, Doesn't that make Iceland now the best team remaining?
really makes you think
>>69115132
>he doesn't believe in meme magic
>>69115129
Hate to think how much pay to get your eyebrows done if you spend fifty on a haircut
>>69115129
>it'll get to 10pm and I can't even order takeaway cause all the decent places close
I've known this feel too often
>>69115132
What's the fix right now Singapore bro?
Slight drift in favor of Geylang, hoping they throw the game for a cheeky 1/2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-f58ouWRSec
pmsl found a video of the last /bet/ meetup
WHAT NOW AUSSIE WORM ?
>>69115153
England was definitely not one of the strong squads and anyone who watched the matches would have known.
I never expected a win, but I didn't bet because from watching their performance, it was completely unconvincing. Hodgeson's urge to play Kane and Alli when they were not performing was the nail in the coffin.
In international tornies its not about the start players. You build from a decent and capable squad, but the core is the spirit, cooperation and passion of the team.
italy beat spain handily, chile fought so hard against argentina and other international tournaments this year highlight this fact.
>>69115212
kek
>>69114802
>>69114745
hahahahahahahahahahaa
>>69115234
:) was on overs, hope they pull through for you.
>Romania's tips for today
ugh, so so DAC
>>69115246
already cashed out for 95% of winnings tbqh, was too sweaty.
>>69115284
Can't blame you, the way it's suspended the whole time looks kind of odd, and Melbourne won their last 5 home games against Hume.
>that Singapore drift
pls
>>69115265
I'm also on Hume +0.75 but couldn't tip it cause TT fucks up AH odds for some reason kek
FUCKING RED CARD REEEEEEEEEE
>>69115209
You at #2 pmsl
GEYYYYYYYYLANG
Pls 1/2
Fucking tired of betting conservatively with 50p's for the past 24 hours. The urge to bankroll something is growing. WTB?
>>69115185
Niigata is good is currently the #1 team at the top of the table. I won't be surprised if Niigata end up taking it. I remember last week where a team scored 2 goals from 90th minute to win.
>>69115429
This is why you'll never make it. Undisciplined prick.
Good start to the @48 acca. Wawrinka winning.
>>69115482
>implying I'll ever making it by going from £20 --> £21
absolutely boring day.
>>69115446
I'm on 1/2 with p-change, Niigata won the first leg 2:0, last HT/FT between them was 2 years ago, the way the odds moved suggests it might be happening again.
>>69115508
Did you take out that wonga loan then?
>>69115542
No I got a mate to lend me 20 quid. I probably have to actually pay this one back though
>>69115566
Kek. Very cheeky boy Soham. Don't throw it away this time.
is the romanians next tip available on 365?
>>69115580
-0.5 Shelbourne
Shelbourne-VS-Cobh Ramblers
Fair warning, he just lost his last 2 tips.
One of my mates whos had serious gambling problems in the past opened a bet victor acc in his (now deceased) dads name due to him declaring himself bankcrupt a few years back. Hes just won a massive acca and shock horror they want a picture of his dad holding his ID before he can withdraw. Is there anything he can do bar blagging it using the faceswap app?
>>69115607
"I'm going to revise the way I select stakes so that it's easier to follow. From now on every increment will be a 1% stake. So 3/10 = 3% etc. If a stake seems to aggressive, just half it."
what did he mean by this? 3% of your roll?
>>69115631
He could try rehab
>>69115631
pmsl
>>69115637
Yes. 3% of your total bankroll.
>>69115664
thanks
>>69115607
muh model disagrees
Euan lid, how's the kolmonen model looking today. I'm expecting big things pal.
>>69115683
Post your TT then
>Still no Euan tip since he's gone paid
Such a fraud
HUGE coin on Romania's new tips.
>>69115711
Literally just finished it today and will have to see how it performs in the next week or so, so I can tweak it if neccessary. So far I've been v impressed with the Romanians model so I'll glady have him prove me wrong, just saying my model doesn't predict Shelbourne -0.5
>>69115781
Romania's last few tips cost me a few pretty coins. Hope these ones come through.
>>69115807
Keep us posted senpai.
>>69115809
>>69115781
I'm mostly using TT cause it's easier to keep track of bets.
I am risking my own money as well, but I don't offer any guarantees that it will prove profitable long term.
Follow my bets at your own risk.
how does one go about creating a model? really interested in the kelly criterion just like the romanians model, and ofc it has been performing well
>>69115914
Best place to start is to search for academic papers that have already been written on the subject.
>>69115909
No problem senpai. I am betting money I can afford losing. Shit happens, I remember you saying your model is 55% right so I expect to lose sometimes. Appreciate the tips.
>>69115914
found mine on tinder desu
>>69115941
Was she your cousin?
>>69115909
are there other websktes that do your uzbeki league bet?
>>69115964
not within five degrees of separation
>>69115976
unibet has them for me
>>69115937
cheers, had a good read of that one you posted a thread or two ago, will have a look for some more cheers
>>69115941
Your cousin doesn't count lid
>>69115976
http://www.oddsportal.com/matches/soccer/
You can check what bookies carry what matches here
>>69115996
https://www.idi.ntnu.no/~helgel/papers/LangsethSCAI14.pdf
Good and short read that gives you a general idea where to start.
>>69116054
>implying Hass has ownership of the model bi-meaning joke
>Less than 4 hours ot wageslaving left
We're all gonna make it lids.
so lump on stan the man when del porto wins the set?
>>69116043
thanks
wtb?
do i cash out lids or no balls?
>>69116111
France will always remain the heavy favorites so don't expect any major drift in the odds. Plus they are up against the weakest team on paper.
>>69116130
cash out
>>69116130
cash out i reckon
>>69116130
Cash out.
>>69116130
cash out
>>69116130
Cash out
>>69116130
Cash out
>>69116130
cash out
>>69116130
Don't cash out
Got €10 to piss away, any funbets for tonight/tomorrow?
>>69115909
>>69115937
whats your TT mate?
>>69116210
Wales +0.5
>>69116211
https://tipstertube.com/profile/mathworks
>>69116207
Cashed out as soon as i saw this.
>>69116210
>He isn't on the acca
Tears
>>69116227
what ROI do you expect your model to give you long-term?
>>69116130
>only guy who said don't is Juve
yeah, cash out m8
>>69116130
>>69116207
Juve knows best. Whats the point in betting something if you plan on cashing out. Just hedge a little if you must
>>69116253
It's hard to hedge against Draw/belgium ht/ft though, too many options to get you fucked, Was going to go Bale FGS and Belgium ht but cba
>>69116246
Realistically I'd be happy with something like 10%.
>>69116246
Reminder that even the worlds best models used by top syndicates only grind out 2% and to expect anything better from a Romanian who shitposts on a Vietnamese paper aeroplane crafting board from his parents basement is wishful thinking
I need to turn £65 into £100 before the Wales-Belgium match to fully enjoy the risk-free bet, what do I bet on?
>>69116302
>muh syndicates
trip on Euan
>>69116312
Belgium corners -3.25 @ 1.7
Got on stan @2.
Shitting gold, tennis so ez.
overs keep getting smacked in Singapore guys
>>69116302
But that's 2% on big money markets where they can stake 6 figures, this is more obscure using bubblegums as well as asian sites so a 5-10% yield long term isn't beyond belief.
Wales-Belgium BTTS?
>>69116302
That depends on the market. 2% for the NBA and Premier league yeah.
Highly doubt they only make 2% in womens lower league games.
>>69116376
Doesn't seemed fixed desu
New to betting lids, any advice?
Already read the sticky, put a fun bet for Belgium to win tonight so I get 30 quid free bets, one of which I've put on the K League with Hyundai to win. New to this whole thing but seems fun desu
Venus such a good return
>>69116376
BOOOOM
Now one more Albiiiiiiiiiii
>tfw /bet/ is ignoring me again
When's the Federer game?
>>69116345
thanks mate good call
>>69116414
>>69116376
Seems right.
>>69116395
Are you watching the game m8?
If so, was the penalty legit?
Go LARGE on USA U19 Women's Basketball team. They should have this easily
>>69116433
Thanks my man
>>69116433
Upload these to imgur and put them link in the sticky.
>>69116432
hopefully, 4 breaks so far this set. what is going on.
>>69116414
Welcome m8. Place them in play on Wales Belgium then.
>>69116430
see >>69111156
>16:30 Federer (3) - Evans
as an estimate, they are after Serena Williams
https://tipstertube.com/post/72385
this is THE bet
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69116456
Euan actually adding something of value to the discussion for once. Ever since he went paid he's been so up his own arse. Tempted to just repost all his tips here.
>>69116448
Have another on the house
>>69116456
Not a bad idea desu, might get round to it sometime
Who's going to do /bet/'s official 4th of July Hot Dog Eating contest write-up?
Need to know where to place my money
>>69116487
http://imgur.com/a/li9yE
done
me on the left
>>69116566
>>69116543
>Bovada actually price this up
Truly land of the free
>>69116552
Really annoys me that I spelt Wettforum wrong in the how to research bit
>>69116543
Matt Stonie. Trust me.
Do you know any other bookies offering markets besides Ladbrokes?
felt bad adding the random photo. heres a legit one http://imgur.com/a/YY7Ds
Here we go Uzbekistan games are starting
>>69116703
I wonder why bet365 doesn't offer them.
