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Partying with Slurms MacKenzie edition
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first for potugal on pens
Come on Goteborg
Wtb?
>>69083836
FORGOT THE WORD OF THE DAY
TOWSER - A BIG DOG
>>69083930
Just toying with them now not even trying
BT/J WEST UAC TIPPING GROUP SURREAL
>>69083980
Yeah dunno how they aren't testing the keeper from further out though, gk looks like a fat lad who might fall over if you make him run/jump a bit.
Over 2.5 goals before HT in Goteborg
22222222222222
NOT ON EUROPA HAHAHAHAHA
>the Republic of Armenia
>>69084033
Already on this and wish I wasn't desu. Goteborg really have stopped trying, just passing it about in midfield a lot atm
>>69084058
3-0, what a bet. Hup :D x
>>69084004
>Fat lad falls over making a save
>Easy tap in
Called it
So Qabala is a large right?
pmsl at Kalju's keeper
Looks like they grabbed a guy from the local McDonald's and told him to not even bother changing, just get in there
Vestfossen - handi is a special
>>69084159
Comedy gold desu the Welsh
On Express -1.25 medium.
Arp such a fraud
STILL waiting for euans 5/10
Already lost half my loan thanks to some TEZ tips
>>69084268
Literally how? Everyone is up so far today
>>69084294
it's a meme
>>69084294
i'm dac desu
>>69084164
Surreal. Just surreal.
U A C T I P P I N G G R O U P
>>69084164
So glad I took a screenshot to remember, hope the leaker posts here again
QABALAAAAA
I'm actually in the group, in reality the OPPOSITE of those bets were tipped, we were trying to drive the price up. Feel numb.
>>69084219
It's happening lids, ends 8-0
>>69084443
Have sex.
>>69084294
Betmamba's tip
Over 1.5 goals in Videoton FC
Get on Betmamba - loss
Get on ARP - loss
HOW can you be UAC?
>>69084661
Qabala and Goteborg
Need Lyntoppf goals pls
>>69084238
teamsheets lid.
Express are a full side here and Start have almost no first team help and are missing their b team regulars too.
Weakest lineup this season desu and their away form is weak as it is.
Express 7-3 Donn
Donn 5-2 Start 2
Start had first team help that game and were still raped, missing all their goalscorers from that game today.
Express 0-0 Madia
Madia 3-0 Start 2
Start are playing a shit team out today, saving their best players for Haugesund in 2 days.
Hope someone got on, up 2-0 already despite the shaky rball
Trakai surreal.
Imagine of toras was your bird
As you're cumming in her she just whispers betting tips into your ear
>>69084967
Gonna have to take an ice bath now cheers
is that pic actually toras? surreal if so
>>69085000
pmsl of course not you absolute fud
>>69084967
Reminder that its a trap
>>69085000
lol absolutely not
Also on over 4.75 goal line in the Heinenoord game for a medium
>>69085030
>Big_al codes his website to never include anything but male pronouns
based
TorasAngel SO fit
Had FAR too many bets today, ended up down insane. Should have just followed UAC group pre stakes and gone out and enjoyed this weather.
>>69085039
two starting 11s for both halves but even for the first we've got two big scorers starting. The gulf between these two teams is insane and could end 8-0 on paper to Sparta desu.
>>69084734
Two more lids
>>69085079
Exactly the same, was up nicely earlier and thrown it all away and then some
>>69083836
Hull FC -4.5 @ 1.67
I am taking my girl to the cinema tonight lads.
How did I do, lads?
HHAHAHA DOWN INSANE ON SIBBOV CAN'T CATCH A BREAK
>>69085202
this, literally CANNOT win a bet zzzz
>>69085089
1-0, need more on desu
>>69085223
Pretty sure Juve is richer than me after the last couple of days
>>69085117
For fucks sake lads, need two again
>Spartak Trnava VS Hibernians
Any hope for Hibs?
>>69085252
Aye, if Siroki don't win I'm down cataclysmic.
>>69085299
Not on so they will
NEED Aberdeen to win by 3+
Got a tiny reback on Express from 3-0. World day lads
>>69085295
I hope not. Took Trnava -2
>betting on anything other than UAC Tipping Group tips
Pmsl
>>69085431
rebacking -0.75 from 3-0
>>69085431
link to said group?
>>69085473
https://tipstertube.com/profile/basi-booms
>>69085502
>Not linking to juveguy
Poor show
>>69085431
Easy to say that now, still no recent spreadsheet. Granted these were excellent bets but would have been hard to get on without seeing how the group had been doing recently. I heard BT has a lot of uni work and J West is wageslaving so wasn't sure the group was still good.
NEED more goals in the Sparta match
pls1 more aik
IF LYNTOPPF GET ANOTHER GOAL I WILL GIVE JUVEGUY A FIVER COME ONNNNN
>>69085565
2 more before HT pls
>>69085541
Yeah pmsl, I'm sure it's difficult to trust the two best football tipsters in /bet/ history.
>>69085655
?
Hass and Euan don't tip there do they?
>>69085604
333333333
QABALA NO
>>69085707
My invite got lost in the post I think
TINY ON RADWANSKA SHE'S GONNA BREAK NOW @3.5
Should I get #ON at 1.65 Euan? Unibet don't have better odds
>>69085803
Zzzzzzzz
>>69085707
Been following frauds in that case
O4.5 looking good Hassan, thanks.
>>69085803
went tiny FAMILY
Beaming from ear to ear lads
>>69085964
Forever taking the extra penny
>>69085963
No worries!!
>>69085964
Glad someone got on
Backing Thiem so much my fingers broken
Over 1.5 goals in Midtjyliand or however the hell it is spelled vs Suduva.
>>69086131
on it
Sprint/jeloy lead 3-1 but still have 2.1 odds. LUMP
ABSOLUTE TEARS FOR ANA
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
What to bet on Poland - Portugal? I want to bet on Poland because Portugal are cunts but I'm not sure if that is a good enough reason.
>>69086277
so SO Swedish
>>69086308
TSUUU to score anytime
who da fuck is Slurms MacKenzie
Getting paid tomorrow, how can I turn 300 into 500?
>>69086324
...why do people have pictures of me?
Anyways, the odds are weird, it constantly drifts between 1.9 and 2.3
>>69086372
Bankroll the 300. Always works
>>69086364
https://twitter.com/ROUNDTHEBEND__/status/742455320203694080
>>69086372
suck da dick
>>69086334
who?
>>69086396
What's the bet lad?
>that weird feel when people are messaging you on TT, asking if Hass is really charging fucking 40 poons for a month
HAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
>>69086448
Got a cheeky tenner on CS 9:0 Sparta Rotterdam
>>69086334
hope ur right senpai
Hass you cheeky cunt. Least I'm still on the follow list.
>siroki
Absolutely CANNOT win a bet zzzz so so angry
>>69086498
Don't tell them otherwise. Because I am.
>>69086131
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm mad, the only one I lost today and it had to be this one.
want a small on ana simply for her courage
>>69086609
Will do, bossman.
Hmm, that might backfire spectacularly if it encourages others to raise their fees though. Imagine 100 poons for a month of T4tW.
Down 3k today pmsl
>>69086517
new to betting, literally no idea what it means
>>69086836
correct score 9:0 team 1 vs team 2
>>69086790
Need Euan to tell me if Hearts -1.5 is a bet desu
>>69086836
surely nibs
>>69086308
O2.5 goals.
>there are bettors that don't incorporate the monty hall problem into their betting
>>69087022
Got just in time to put a few shekels there as well. Now I can focus on drinking beer
>>69087129
Just as long it's not Lapin Kulta. Alright?
>>69087238
Pirkka quality
>>69086308
0-0 is nailed on tbf
FREE MONEY
Aberdeen ain't covering, NSI ain't holding, close to tears here
>>69087370
Lewa is due
>>69087370
On this, Goffy approved.
Also over 3.5 cards if the line gets there
>>69087408
He aint scored in 650 minutes in international competitions.
good luck mug
>>69087361
Top kek. At least it's not Lapin Kulta.
>>69087370
LEWAAAAAAAAA
>>69087488
tears desu
>OVERS
KILL ME
>>69087408
SURREAL
>>69087370
>>69087488
LOLOLOLOLOL
>>69087408
say waht
>>69087408
>>69087488
TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69087370
PMSL
NEED a big night from CR7
>>69087404
NSI red, comical
portugal wins corners in the first half
You can start scoring now Aberdeen.
>>69087370
LEWA'd
>>69087496
:^)
>>69087370
>>69087370
kek
KEK
>ronaldo dropping down in the midfield again
Does he not know the definition of insanity?
>>69086131
fuck
>NSI
ffs
>>69086462
bet Wawrinka to beat Del Potro at Wimbledon tomorrow.
>>69088159
Sorry for that one...
>>69088244
>Trusting Wawrinka
SHEEPSHAGGERS ON TOP
>>69088012
Delete this.
>>69088383
tiers
Do KR cover?
>>69088377
I dunno if DelPo is ready for this yet, even if Stan is shit on grass.
daily reminder that backing unders is always -ev because the odds always rise after you place the bet
>aberdeen game still suspended
>>69088582
>it's an american post
I'm away for the Wales game so I miss the risk free. I was going to put a Poland Wales double on but I ran out of time. What would be another good option?
>>69087973
2-0 already ;)
Guaranteed wins for tomorrow
Wawrinka - Del Potro Over 3.5 Sets @ 1.5
Kyrgios - Dustin Brown Over 3.5 Sets @ 2.25
Stick them in a double @3.37 for free money
The sound of 30,000 Poles laughing greets Ronaldo’s free-kick, walloped straight into the wall. A predictable waste.
Hello Aberdeen, where are the goals?
>Aberdeen
>Hearts
You can start scoring now guys.
losing everything on this shitty europa league
>>69089025
Scottish football SUCH a meme
>>69089025
>>69089200
had a chat with derek yesterday, told him to leave rooney on the bench till half time.
overs for the second half is THE bet
>KR
>Hearts
pmsl
Poland look GREAT desu
>Spirit/Jeloy
NEED euan to get this Aberdeen match called off.
Can't believe I fell for the slags meme again
>Infinity taking me seriously
pmsl, deleted my facebook weeks ago
>>69089471
Why did I get on the reback ffs, the market KNEW
>>69089603
Amazing how bad Scottish football has gotten over the past 10 years
cucka ricki goal when?
Fuck that should've been a penalty for TSUU
>>69089603
This. CANNOT believe I trusted Scottish football ffs. So so bad.
Aberdeen PLS
>betmamba's ANOTHER tip is losing
>ARP lost
>Euan is losing
all this the moment i get on them. i-is it me?
>they're not rebacking aberdeen [email protected]
>>69089575
he willing to pay £40?
ABSOLUTE BLOOOOOTER
>>69089965
No, you're just following terrible pseudo tipsters instead of the world tips in BT/J West UAC Tipping Group
>>69090201
i don't want to jinx them too
>Went large on Fram
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>69090201
Post last 50 bets they've tipped or even better a spreadsheet. I remember J West having a really hi tech one
>>69087973
yes hello
>>69090534
actually quite accurate
Need at least another Hearts goal desu
>>69090534
shrewd
PRAYING for a third Trnava goal
Wanted a £ poster
what is THE in play bet for poland v portugal?
>this ref
>not bought by the polaks
pick god damn one
>>69090793
u2.5
>>69090793
Tsuuuuuuuu
>>69090793
ronaldo to score with a header in injury time
>Sporting Circle Fola Esch (French: Cercle sportif Fola Esch), usually abbreviated to Fola Esch or simply Fola, is a football club, based in Esch-sur-Alzette, in south-western Luxembourg. They play their home games at Stade Émile Mayrisch, in the south of the city, which they share with their sister athletics club CA Fola Esch.
>>69090793
TSU anytime
5 tips today, 4 winners including a SMARGE and 1 refund to top up a great week here at Basi's Bungalow. 48% yield from 16 tips you are getting your money's worth here. Ciao.
>>69091013
best £40 i've ever spent
>go 0:0 ht
>1:0 in 2 minutes
HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME
PLEADING for a 3rd Trnava goal
>>69087973
3-1
UAC
>>69091013
Would pay £80
Tempted to get an uber to subway and pick up a steak and cheese desu
Peri peri chicken one and a garlic mayo one please
1 brings 3 Aberdeen please
>>69091254
stop stabbing animals to death for hamburgers faggot.
Somewhat decent.
Johnson vs Dimitrov so so confused. Johnson has given me so many winners but Grigor gave me a big one today.
Month was going ok but wow today was brutal
>>69091362
daymn
TRNAVA
R
N
A
V
A
UP FUCKING SUMS
kek can't believe they had Portugal win @7 after Poland scored
Polands team will be out of breath by 70 minutes
>>69091453
Divide by 10 for realish money
Imagine being down today pmsl. The only people down today are the kind of people that bet overs and - in every women's game. Dangers.
>>69091529
But I bet in overs and I'm UAC...
>>69091518
I know, I visit Haaparanta from time to time to buy some snus but still pretty nice profits
>>69091627
Ok m8
>>69087408
Judge.
>>69087488
Worm.
>>69091694
Tears
>>69091529
Pmsl SO wrong
>bovada carrying the Egypt Premier League in play rather than the late Europa league games
what a fucking travesty
>>69091736
You're doing it wrong if you're down today. Seriously.
>>69091362
Unreal. How much of that do you get to keep? Gonna ask the wife's son for permission to borrow his PS4 for the cuck shed?
got a 2-1 for portugal should i just CO i cut my losses?
wtb
ffs, watching this Aberdeen game, they are SO SO bad pmsl
>>69091733
Haven't got a penny on, lid.
Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen
>>69091899
why would you watch some aberdeen game when there's decent football going on? just check livescores
Aberdeen
Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen Aberdeen
Aberdeen
111111 just isn't enough tbqh
>>69091756
at least I know I'm free
>>69091809
Well obviously, appreciate there's been a lot of good bets today but I've had too many bets and got stake sizes wrong.
Need another Abbie goal like my wife's son needs beating
>>69092141
Should've got on my SARGE desu
>>69092094
fml
PMSL
>>69092143
Have you got tinder + lid? Get that app I mentioned before its sick
Would enjoy a second but will be content with just the 1.
>>69092011
>Why would you acquire knowledge of obscure teams when you could watch a mainstream game where you will gain no edge?
You serious?
>>69092143
there you go love x
GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>69092143
WEW
Scotland's no match for the power of dentists and bankers
>Aberdeen
Useless cunts
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
CANT WIN A BET
GOJNG TO BE DOWN 4K TODAY JUST DONT HAVE THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE HOW SHIY TODAY HAS BEDN
Aberdeen
Aberdeen
Aberdeen
PMSL never been down so much. Everything I touch is losing today zzzzz fuck off Aberdeen just fuck off
>>69092200
yes, even if you have bets it wouldn't matter the outcome. POL - POR at least has been entertaining
Lewandonski is so good. Why is he not playing for Germany?
Fola Fola Fola
Where are the goalz???
>>69092267
You are legit clueless. Pls leave
