PLEADING with the janitor to delete and ban political posting that does not relate to betting edition
>tinderposting at night should be allowed subedition
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NEED my £50 from Juveguy
>>68873205
>taking cash down to the pit for a photo op
What are casino chips, alex?
>>68873205
>wanting to ban more people in this dying "community"
PLEASE lend me a fiver
>>68873277
PLEASE give me my €50
>>68873275
The ones that would be banned would be the ones who are killing it. No one wants to read your political opinions on /bet/. That is what /pol/ is for.
Italy & Portugal double lads. Lump on.
Selling my accounts
Alt Left WHEN?
OFFICIAL THREAD VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY
>>68873434
good god, jani where the fuck are you
>>68873434
How can you afford the cinema lid?
>>68873434
Can NOT for the life of me tell if that's you.
![1466793279317[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KOltUyw.jpg "1466793279317[1].jpg")
>>68873434
pms;
>>68873434
I see you lost some weight
How many of you autists got BTFO by the brexit result?
>>68873434
you a dyke?
pmsl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eSsLQ5cBTM
Think there's value in Hafnafjordur handicap
>>68873491
Well I was only up a cunt when if remain had one I would have been up multiple cunts so I guess in some ways I got btfo
>>68873509
>had one
*won
Sorry can barely see my keyboard over my mountains of cash
Can someone post the Liverpool gif with the ugly scouser in the center of their logo?
>>68873434
Wash those semen covered jeans lid
>>68873434
>owning a pair of brown shoes that aren't loafers
You really are the worst of the worst
>>68873538
dirty mirror m8
>>68873552
WTB?
>>68873546
>loafers
Wew lad
>>68873693
I'll give you a worldie in exchange for five of the queen's finest sterling
Betting simply isn't profitable anymore. Too much information too easily available, impossible to get a long term consistent edge over the bookies. Just cashed out and am going to travel the US for a few months before returning to school. Good luck.
>Natalie @1.08 to be evicted tonight
zzzzzzzz
>>68873891
Have fun m8
>>68873503
18 mins no goals, getting worried here
>>68873829
Send me my £50.
>>68873891
betting is profitable, but most of /bet/ doesn't realise that most match-fixing is done in American sports
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr6rRSjxpuMzTq5IaL12PAg/videos?view=0&shelf_id=1&sort=dd
lot's of long videos but he was completely correct about the NBA finals
>>68873954
proxy off Canada
Tips for today are going to be in the form of advice. Hope everyone takes care of themselves xo
>Paddy Power removing the market for a second Scottish referendum
>not on the free money because I dont have an account
Life is suffering
>>68874067
Just go large on Boris for PM. What're the odds for that?
>>68874087
1.8
>>68874102
Good value. Also someone should invite this woman to /bet/:
http://uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-betting-a-woman-has-lost-100000-betting-on-remain-2016-6
>>68874121
Tears
Muscle in my thigh won't stop twitching, how the fuck do I get it to stop!?
>>68874121
ShrewdAF
>>68874353
Just gone to the gym?
>>68874372
The opposite m8. Barely moved from my room all day
>>68874353
Take magnesium
>>68874382
Happens to me sometimes as well. Usually in the biceps.
>>68874353
Sit in a chair and push down hard on the floor with the soles of your feet for like 15 seconds then sit cross legged anywhere for a minute or two.
WTF my Steve Johnson bet got voided? Who do I talk to about this
>UMF Tindastoll
>>68874411
Unfortunately I don't really have much magnesium kicking around the house..
>>68874418
Stop it for a minute and its started again ffs
>>68874446
With who?
>>68874493
TT mate.
In genuine hysterics at juveguy's outfit, dresses just as badly as I imagine he would, some guy
>>68874482
>Stop it for a minute and its started again ffs
It is literally in your head then, my advice was completely made up.
Just try not to focus on it.
NEED Hafna goals
>>68874499
TT has the match as postponed
>>68874499
Report tip as "other" and just write that it won, add a link to proof, then inplay2g will clean your shit up >for free
>>68873954
>Zachary K Hubbard
>"Hey truthseekers"
>"This video exposes how the death of Kimbo Slice is directly connected to the death of Muhammad Ali and is either a ritual sacrifice, or another faked death by the numbers. Personally, I think it is a ritual sacrifice but you can be the final judge of that until the truth is fully revealed. I also talk about the significance of these deaths in regards to the NBA Finals and LeBron James. "
Yeah, no thanks
>>68874517
YES !!! 1 more pls
>>68874528
It finished today and he won
>>68874552
Ta m8. Also thanks for the free follow.
>>68874560
lmao this is literally the first time I hear of the Kimbo Slice death, wtf. Had to google if it's real.
>>68874353
Drink some water with salt in it.
>>68874552
Or he'll do what he did to Hass the other night and mark an in play bet as a loss when it was at worst a void and probably just a win.
I mean it has been fixed since but he is truly the worst admin.
>>68874599
Would murder him. On a 7 win streak. 8 when he fixes this.
>>68874353
Like the other anon suggested get some magnesium. It's worth having around the house for whenever you have cramps, muscle twitches, muscle fever, feel like shit etc. Just dont overdose on it.
pmsl at the slag in this vid
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2016-06-24/leave-voter-disappointed-and-wishes-to-vote-remain/
>>68874579
Started following you... so apologies if you hit a patchy run soon haha! All joking aside, really like following tipsters specialising in different sports! Good luck to us.
>>68874647
The beatles have split up
>>68874647
>referendums
Can not believe Hafnar haven't scored a second time
>>68874721
The other team is so crap, but they just cant attack...
>>68874738
Yeah, figured I'd do something a bit more spicy and was on the Fylkir +0.5FH, but now I kinda feel like the price for Hafnar -0.5 is too good to pass up on, although Hafnar really don't look that great.
yes Tindastoll
>>68874769
my stream died and the one in bet365 lags. This game is so shit
Reminder that referendums are bad and that the perfect political system is a benevolent dictator
>>68874653
Lmao hope not lid. Hopefully Wimbledon goes as well as I expect. Good luck to us.
>>68874907
Like Saddam?
>>68874923
>benevolent
>>68874923
Like Uncle Adolf
We unironically need someone like King Jigme Singye Wangchuck of Bhutan
>>68874936
>implying he wasn't well meaning and didn't have the best intentions of the Iraqi people to stop them blowing each other up
k.
>>68874952
How did that work out for him?
Eternal thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1urOM_YftI
>>68875014
So easily nibed
>>68875028
This was more of a response to the Iraq War critiques.
This is the shit that happens when the euros take 2 days off
pmsl, KR slags turned the game from 2 goals down within 6 minutes
NEED coin
>>68875024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
>>68875044
PLEASE read a history book
>>68875014
You forgot shelf stacker
Is anyone actually after my accounts? I am legitimately selling up and fucking off from /bet/
>>68875182
So proud me
Calijah hasn't stopped doing laps around his paren'ts house celebrating. Carpets are getting worn down pmsl.
"I hope we have a woman as leader of the conservatives"
Shaken.
>>68875319
SO, SO stupid
>>68875334
>not supporting Priti Patel
![mwcoD6M[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/QUWQswj.png "mwcoD6M[1].png")
Your allies
is wales to beat n.ireland good bet
anyone betting on the mlb
>>68875511
so you think that Iraq under ISIS control is better than Iraq under control of Sadaam Hussein?
>>68875652
got a marge on the orioles
Atyrau to beat Shakhtar tomorrow - Kazakhstan League.
Atyrau have a new coach, a Bulgarian that used to be in charge of CSKA, he is a very good tactician. Atyrau have 3 wins in the 3 games that he has led them.
>>68875710
seems solid. how about kc
Muse SUCH a good live band. Shame about the Glastonbury crowd seeming a bit dull tonight
>>68875855
This meme AGAIN
>>68875686
The was because of the poorly managed withdrawal from Iraq because of all the anti-war cucks
>>68875855
Last festival I went muse were one of the headliners, it was either watch them or go for a poo
I went for a poo
>>68875855
Agreed lid.
![oPSK2xL[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/U5y6qiO.png "oPSK2xL[1].png")
wtb?
>>68875875
Clueless.
>>68875902
Hope it was a decent shit at least
>Juveguy is collecting interest on MY £50 right now
sickening
Lads I finally finished my model. So far I only fed it data for the last 3 seasons of English matches Premier League down to League 2.
This is the ranking it spit out.
Ask me any game and I'll post predicted results. It's frightening how close they are to what the bookies have on offer.
>>68875912
Wales
>>68875979
>how close they are to what the bookies have on offer
Probably because the syndicates and their even more accurate models have taken the value and priced it correctly
>>68875979
League 2: Hartlepool vs Colchester plz
Morning :)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3658671/This-vote-doesn-t-represent-younger-generation-live-consequences-Millennials-fury-baby-boomers-voting-Britain-EU.html
Urge you all to have a look at this
Absolute gold
>Reminder its these type of people who you can thank for Juveguy now owing each and every one of us £50
https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/746412178094227456
Still can't believe Cameron cucked himself this much by calling the referendum. He's gonna go down as one of the worst prime ministers in history and for successfully lookg over the destruction of a 300 year union
>>68876163
3rd guy raises very valid points
>>68876159
>PICTURED: Sofia Richie, 17, holds hands with Manchester City footballer Samir Nasri, 28, as they leave West Hollywood hotspot
Got sidetracked by seeing Samir doing a bit of noncing here
>>68876272
>implying Nasri is not gay
Don't fall for the beard just because you're outraged by her age
>>68876042
Yeah but still this tells me model is at least decent. Planning on manually gathering data for obscure leagues that aren't readily available and putting it to the test there.
>>68876047
>>68876272
when girls are 16 they're reading for fucking
any good bets? especially for mlb
>>68876272
Damn, I'm a bit jealous, not gonna lie.
Paysandu worth keeping an eye on if the early rball is to go by
>>68876272
Bet he fucker her all night long
>>68876385
Still fancy them to win but the rball definitely massively inaccurate. Paysandu just stood with possession in their own for about the last 8 mins according to rball.
>>68876415
Did they just have a goal disallowed or what?
>>68876317
PLEASE make a TT
>>68875977
It was great lad, no queue and they'd just been cleaned
>>68876471
Apparently.
Will Hill has Paysandu just barely ahead on rball but the corner and shot count is accurate so looks like Paysandu the better side but the price is probably fair.
>>68876377
cubs at 1.7 is surely value
also on Giants ML @1.6 LARGE
hottest team against the coldest team, very very confident
turned $3.88 into $500. feeling proud lads
>>68876555
sorry what are the giants?
had a few too many ket and red wine
struggling to find on marathon
>>68876605
San Francisco Giants
>>68876630
got it thnx
Giggled
>>68876700
What did he mean by this?
>>68876700
Top kek
>>68876555
hpw about orioles
>>68876700
underrated post
WNY Flash slags getting 1.35 against bottom of the table Boston Breakers slags. Boston is shit. Only scored 2 goals in 9 games with a -13 GD. Priced completely wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0azYIWJqvw
Game streamed by the league
anyone gamble on those stock exchange things on bookies? as soon as i saw results last night i started just lumping on down down down ftse as soon as she opened. turned 100 quid into just over 4k before shit took a dive. still made like 3k tho
>>68876882
where can we bet on this? cant see it anywhere
>>68876882
>Priced completely wrong
Bit of an exaggeration WNY are hardly world beaters
>>68876700
still scratching my head trying to figure out the mneaning of this
>>68877015
he means ur a poofta
>>68876929
>Asking an American where you (a Brit) can bet on something
Do you ask Ethiopians what you should have for dinner?
>>68876929
not a single bookies got lines
>>68877068
>>68876929
Find it strange there are people posting on /bet/ that are completely unable to find odds for a NWSL game.
>>68876929
>>68877068
Everyone had it pre game but only 10bet have taken it in-play
>>68876929
It's in asia
>>68877181
the cubs bet
eyyyy
>>68877183
t-teach me
Going to make a twitter account to post my tips. Not sure what username to use
got on sw -1.5 -2.5 -3.5
dat cubs tip
up gallons
>>68877191
I dont know what youre on about
I claim a +20% roi but in reality its more like a +4% roi, and im probably down overall due to over-rebacking when i shoudnt
I live a lie but its all i have
What's a good way to start learning about models?
>>68877259
WHY haven't you updated your TT profile pic yet?
>>68877295
How good at stats are you?
>>68877230
here lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8
>>68875979
If theyre close to what the bookies have on offer then its a bad model
>>68877300
>hassan in a club
>>68877300
me on the left
>>68877349
No, it's an accurate model. He can use it on more obscure leagues now he knows it works.
>>68877116
WNY Flash slags score in the 19th minute. I'll try to get my picks in pre-game. With all the other football going around (Euro, Copa America), I guess bookies are less wiling to offer NWSL in play odds.
Give us the model please Romania
thank fuck were outta that eu then ey lads?
>>68877300
Actually sickens me looking at this picture
>>68877335
I like them, but they're not my forte
>Cubs even after going 4 up
ABORT
>>68877884
same with the panther game
kms
>Both these Serie B games still 0-0
>Getting baited into betting on South America yet again
One day I will learn
WORLDIE tennis tips for tomorrow. Hoping for a big day. Most quite risky.
>>68877349
If it's the opposite of what the bookies are offering it's a terrible model
anyone going with France and Germany win?
![O17zqb4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Rz15l1o.png "O17zqb4[1].png")
>>68878018
>not bankrolling 0-0
pmsl
>Pasargad @ 40/1
Worth a fiver, eh? You never know, eh?
>>68878371
'no'
Would've cost <20k to hire 100 students to privately exit poll Newcastle & Sunderland. Market swing would've won you millions
>>68878398
Correct answer. There are few things in life that are certain but Kaya beating Pasargad is one of them.
>>68878436
>juveguy thinks hes not a giant retard and that people actually respect him
>juveguy thinks hes not a broke loser
>>68878462
Very rude. Pretty sure you've posted stupid stuff before but since you're anon no one knows/remembers
>>68878371
Last 2 digits determines how much they win by
keko having an awful day
>>68878462
Goff'd
>>68878449
but is it certain to go double digits?
also why the delayed kick off, twitter says nothing.
>>68878493
>93
Not sure about that one. 12 max.
>>68878509
Not sure. If it wasnt Kaya, I'd be on +10. Kaya been try-hard last 2 games liek this so it probably does go 10+
tears lads
>i put it on 30 seconds before the goal
>>68878558
/sp/ not quite as busy as usual, thought it would be roughly teens when I was positing.
Reroll
>>68878589
>cropping stake
>>68878589
fugggg i was on 0-0
Tfw Euan let me follow for free ;)
>-10ah
Does this win pmsl
>>68878615
cheeky on 15-0 cs
Tedward on TT?
>>68878558
>If they weren't playing this specific team, +10 would be a bet
What does he mean by this?
>>68878709
Other teams arent trying their hardest. eg. Loyola 4-0 in their last game.
>3 reds in 5 minutes
are they murdering each other on the field?
>implying le quirky messy-haired man isn't popular with normies
Under 10.5 seems dece rn desu
over 13.5 corners
>>68878886
Look up the highlights vs Laos before you do that. They dont know how to defend.
waiting for -8.5 tbqh
>>68879053
throwing furniture
WNY Flash Slags up 6-1 in the 50th minute
I hope you lads got in on this
It's gonna end 9-0 lads.
>janitors deleted my write-up on Saddam Hussein
Not sure why I both educating people on tipping imageboards
>>68879245
Can NOT wait for your impending ban
>>68879210
they've only got one sub lad, half time handi will be value whatever happens
>>68879260
>Can NOT
what did he mean by this?
>>68879336
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up
>>68879370
pmsl someone's tired
>bankroll is on this
>forgot pic
>>68879144
7-1 in the 64'. lol
All those tennis tips in an acca is 25/1
what the fuck are you guys talking about, why dont you bet on the euros like normal ppl lads
>down another £1k today if it isnt 10-0
Dont think gambling is for me anymore. NEED to go on holiday again
>>68879544
Get outta here Joao
>>68879548
zzzzzzzzzzzzz changing your proxy to Spain isn't a holiday
>>68879544
Because we're addicts and THERE'S NO EDGE ON MAINSTREAM REEEEEE
when do i get on the overs lids?
>>68879544
>he doesn't bet on brazil series B games
pmsl
Corners for dayz
>>68879548
REALLY can't see where there was enough value to warrant a grand on this lid
also why are they playing at 8:30 am local time
Boris the lay of century. CANNOT be Prime Minister
>>68879631
half time
get on 1st half unders
>Michael Gove - 5/1
Is this a good bet or he has no chance @ PM?
>>68879657
Not just this. Was on Gent game O2.5 @ 1.95 on WH while the line was O4.5 elsewhere. Got on just before they caught on and changed the odds. Ended 2-0.
>>68879738
Literally CANNOT win a bet atm can you lid?
do they keep track of possession time? Kaya must have like 80%
>>68879770
Seems not. Was trading the EU ref last night too. Had some green. Was putting in a stop loss and fucked it up and went all very red. I was also on some ridiculous loser yesterday that I cant even remember and refuse to open my spreadsheet to check
2222222
SIMPLY does not make sense
>>68879875
explain
Can anyone explain why Kaya FC is an over 7.5 match when they've only scored 2 so far?
>>68879875
what program do you use for this?
I'm confused about this, shouldn't the cash out thing go up if the odds are getting lower from when I first placed the bet?
>>68880013
>>68880035
the amount of nibs is getting out of hand lids
>>68880035
I wrote it myself.
>>68880024
FH was fixed.
>>68880056
Yes but it is a meme bet.
>>68880068
nah seriously, i assume it's a paid one like betangel?
>>68880084
Cheers lad
>>68880097
it's a really obscure site called betfair exchange
Night lads x
It is fixed for unders. Mark you overs/minus bets as a loss and get some sleep
Regretting some of my picks for tomorrow now. Can see a future of red.
>>68880317
night lid.
keep your head, the winners will come.
>>68880317
It's 11am though m8? what do you suppose I do now?
>>68880397
Fine tune your model
