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PLEADING with the janitor to delete and ban political posting that does not relate to betting edition
>tinderposting at night should be allowed subedition
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NEED my £50 from Juveguy
>>68873205
>taking cash down to the pit for a photo op
What are casino chips, alex?
>>68873205
>wanting to ban more people in this dying "community"
PLEASE lend me a fiver
>>68873277
PLEASE give me my €50
>>68873275
The ones that would be banned would be the ones who are killing it. No one wants to read your political opinions on /bet/. That is what /pol/ is for.
Italy & Portugal double lads. Lump on.
Selling my accounts
Alt Left WHEN?
OFFICIAL THREAD VIDEO:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aZi1RXe9kY
>>68873434
good god, jani where the fuck are you
>>68873434
How can you afford the cinema lid?
>>68873434
Can NOT for the life of me tell if that's you.
>>68873434
pms;
>>68873434
I see you lost some weight
How many of you autists got BTFO by the brexit result?
>>68873434
you a dyke?
pmsl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3eSsLQ5cBTM
Think there's value in Hafnafjordur handicap
>>68873491
Well I was only up a cunt when if remain had one I would have been up multiple cunts so I guess in some ways I got btfo
>>68873509
>had one
*won
Sorry can barely see my keyboard over my mountains of cash
Can someone post the Liverpool gif with the ugly scouser in the center of their logo?
>>68873434
Wash those semen covered jeans lid
>>68873434
>owning a pair of brown shoes that aren't loafers
You really are the worst of the worst
>>68873538
dirty mirror m8
>>68873552
WTB?
>>68873546
>loafers
Wew lad
>>68873693
I'll give you a worldie in exchange for five of the queen's finest sterling
Betting simply isn't profitable anymore. Too much information too easily available, impossible to get a long term consistent edge over the bookies. Just cashed out and am going to travel the US for a few months before returning to school. Good luck.
>Natalie @1.08 to be evicted tonight
zzzzzzzz
>>68873891
Have fun m8
>>68873503
18 mins no goals, getting worried here
>>68873829
Send me my £50.
>>68873891
betting is profitable, but most of /bet/ doesn't realise that most match-fixing is done in American sports
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr6rRSjxpuMzTq5IaL12PAg/videos?view=0&shelf_id=1&sort=dd
lot's of long videos but he was completely correct about the NBA finals
>>68873954
proxy off Canada
Tips for today are going to be in the form of advice. Hope everyone takes care of themselves xo
>Paddy Power removing the market for a second Scottish referendum
>not on the free money because I dont have an account
Life is suffering
>>68874067
Just go large on Boris for PM. What're the odds for that?
>>68874087
1.8
>>68874102
Good value. Also someone should invite this woman to /bet/:
http://uk.businessinsider.com/brexit-betting-a-woman-has-lost-100000-betting-on-remain-2016-6
>>68874121
Tears
Muscle in my thigh won't stop twitching, how the fuck do I get it to stop!?
>>68874121
ShrewdAF
>>68874353
Just gone to the gym?
>>68874372
The opposite m8. Barely moved from my room all day
>>68874353
Take magnesium
>>68874382
Happens to me sometimes as well. Usually in the biceps.
>>68874353
Sit in a chair and push down hard on the floor with the soles of your feet for like 15 seconds then sit cross legged anywhere for a minute or two.
WTF my Steve Johnson bet got voided? Who do I talk to about this
>UMF Tindastoll
>>68874411
Unfortunately I don't really have much magnesium kicking around the house..
>>68874418
Stop it for a minute and its started again ffs
>>68874446
With who?
>>68874493
TT mate.
In genuine hysterics at juveguy's outfit, dresses just as badly as I imagine he would, some guy
>>68874482
>Stop it for a minute and its started again ffs
It is literally in your head then, my advice was completely made up.
Just try not to focus on it.
NEED Hafna goals
>>68874499
TT has the match as postponed
>>68874499
Report tip as "other" and just write that it won, add a link to proof, then inplay2g will clean your shit up >for free
>>68873954
>Zachary K Hubbard
>"Hey truthseekers"
>"This video exposes how the death of Kimbo Slice is directly connected to the death of Muhammad Ali and is either a ritual sacrifice, or another faked death by the numbers. Personally, I think it is a ritual sacrifice but you can be the final judge of that until the truth is fully revealed. I also talk about the significance of these deaths in regards to the NBA Finals and LeBron James. "
Yeah, no thanks
>>68874517
YES !!! 1 more pls
>>68874528
It finished today and he won
>>68874552
Ta m8. Also thanks for the free follow.
>>68874560
lmao this is literally the first time I hear of the Kimbo Slice death, wtf. Had to google if it's real.
>>68874353
Drink some water with salt in it.
>>68874552
Or he'll do what he did to Hass the other night and mark an in play bet as a loss when it was at worst a void and probably just a win.
I mean it has been fixed since but he is truly the worst admin.
>>68874599
Would murder him. On a 7 win streak. 8 when he fixes this.
>>68874353
Like the other anon suggested get some magnesium. It's worth having around the house for whenever you have cramps, muscle twitches, muscle fever, feel like shit etc. Just dont overdose on it.
pmsl at the slag in this vid
http://www.itv.com/news/update/2016-06-24/leave-voter-disappointed-and-wishes-to-vote-remain/
>>68874579
Started following you... so apologies if you hit a patchy run soon haha! All joking aside, really like following tipsters specialising in different sports! Good luck to us.
>>68874647
The beatles have split up
>>68874647
>referendums
Can not believe Hafnar haven't scored a second time
>>68874721
The other team is so crap, but they just cant attack...
>>68874738
Yeah, figured I'd do something a bit more spicy and was on the Fylkir +0.5FH, but now I kinda feel like the price for Hafnar -0.5 is too good to pass up on, although Hafnar really don't look that great.
yes Tindastoll
>>68874769
my stream died and the one in bet365 lags. This game is so shit
Reminder that referendums are bad and that the perfect political system is a benevolent dictator
>>68874653
Lmao hope not lid. Hopefully Wimbledon goes as well as I expect. Good luck to us.
>>68874907
Like Saddam?
>>68874923
>benevolent
>>68874923
Like Uncle Adolf
We unironically need someone like King Jigme Singye Wangchuck of Bhutan
>>68874936
>implying he wasn't well meaning and didn't have the best intentions of the Iraqi people to stop them blowing each other up
k.
>>68874952
How did that work out for him?
Eternal thread song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1urOM_YftI
>>68875014
So easily nibed
>>68875028
This was more of a response to the Iraq War critiques.
This is the shit that happens when the euros take 2 days off
pmsl, KR slags turned the game from 2 goals down within 6 minutes
NEED coin
>>68875024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
>>68875044
PLEASE read a history book
>>68875014
You forgot shelf stacker
Is anyone actually after my accounts? I am legitimately selling up and fucking off from /bet/
>>68875182
So proud me
Calijah hasn't stopped doing laps around his paren'ts house celebrating. Carpets are getting worn down pmsl.
"I hope we have a woman as leader of the conservatives"
Shaken.
>>68875319
SO, SO stupid
>>68875334
>not supporting Priti Patel
Your allies
is wales to beat n.ireland good bet
anyone betting on the mlb
>>68875511
so you think that Iraq under ISIS control is better than Iraq under control of Sadaam Hussein?
>>68875652
got a marge on the orioles
Atyrau to beat Shakhtar tomorrow - Kazakhstan League.
Atyrau have a new coach, a Bulgarian that used to be in charge of CSKA, he is a very good tactician. Atyrau have 3 wins in the 3 games that he has led them.
>>68875710
seems solid. how about kc
Muse SUCH a good live band. Shame about the Glastonbury crowd seeming a bit dull tonight
>>68875855
This meme AGAIN
>>68875686
The was because of the poorly managed withdrawal from Iraq because of all the anti-war cucks
>>68875855
Last festival I went muse were one of the headliners, it was either watch them or go for a poo
I went for a poo
>>68875855
Agreed lid.
wtb?
>>68875875
Clueless.
>>68875902
Hope it was a decent shit at least
>Juveguy is collecting interest on MY £50 right now
sickening
Lads I finally finished my model. So far I only fed it data for the last 3 seasons of English matches Premier League down to League 2.
This is the ranking it spit out.
Ask me any game and I'll post predicted results. It's frightening how close they are to what the bookies have on offer.
>>68875912
Wales
>>68875979
>how close they are to what the bookies have on offer
Probably because the syndicates and their even more accurate models have taken the value and priced it correctly
>>68875979
League 2: Hartlepool vs Colchester plz
Morning :)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3658671/This-vote-doesn-t-represent-younger-generation-live-consequences-Millennials-fury-baby-boomers-voting-Britain-EU.html
Urge you all to have a look at this
Absolute gold
>Reminder its these type of people who you can thank for Juveguy now owing each and every one of us £50
https://twitter.com/Channel4News/status/746412178094227456
Still can't believe Cameron cucked himself this much by calling the referendum. He's gonna go down as one of the worst prime ministers in history and for successfully lookg over the destruction of a 300 year union
>>68876163
3rd guy raises very valid points
>>68876159
>PICTURED: Sofia Richie, 17, holds hands with Manchester City footballer Samir Nasri, 28, as they leave West Hollywood hotspot
Got sidetracked by seeing Samir doing a bit of noncing here
>>68876272
>implying Nasri is not gay
Don't fall for the beard just because you're outraged by her age
>>68876042
Yeah but still this tells me model is at least decent. Planning on manually gathering data for obscure leagues that aren't readily available and putting it to the test there.
>>68876047
>>68876272
when girls are 16 they're reading for fucking
any good bets? especially for mlb
>>68876272
Damn, I'm a bit jealous, not gonna lie.
Paysandu worth keeping an eye on if the early rball is to go by
>>68876272
Bet he fucker her all night long
>>68876385
Still fancy them to win but the rball definitely massively inaccurate. Paysandu just stood with possession in their own for about the last 8 mins according to rball.
>>68876415
Did they just have a goal disallowed or what?
>>68876317
PLEASE make a TT
>>68875977
It was great lad, no queue and they'd just been cleaned
>>68876471
Apparently.
Will Hill has Paysandu just barely ahead on rball but the corner and shot count is accurate so looks like Paysandu the better side but the price is probably fair.
>>68876377
cubs at 1.7 is surely value
also on Giants ML @1.6 LARGE
hottest team against the coldest team, very very confident
turned $3.88 into $500. feeling proud lads
>>68876555
sorry what are the giants?
had a few too many ket and red wine
struggling to find on marathon
>>68876605
San Francisco Giants
>>68876630
got it thnx
Giggled
>>68876700
What did he mean by this?
>>68876700
Top kek
>>68876555
hpw about orioles
>>68876700
underrated post
WNY Flash slags getting 1.35 against bottom of the table Boston Breakers slags. Boston is shit. Only scored 2 goals in 9 games with a -13 GD. Priced completely wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0azYIWJqvw
Game streamed by the league
anyone gamble on those stock exchange things on bookies? as soon as i saw results last night i started just lumping on down down down ftse as soon as she opened. turned 100 quid into just over 4k before shit took a dive. still made like 3k tho
>>68876882
where can we bet on this? cant see it anywhere
>>68876882
>Priced completely wrong
Bit of an exaggeration WNY are hardly world beaters
>>68876700
still scratching my head trying to figure out the mneaning of this
>>68877015
he means ur a poofta
>>68876929
>Asking an American where you (a Brit) can bet on something
Do you ask Ethiopians what you should have for dinner?
>>68876929
not a single bookies got lines
>>68877068
>>68876929
Find it strange there are people posting on /bet/ that are completely unable to find odds for a NWSL game.
>>68876929
>>68877068
Everyone had it pre game but only 10bet have taken it in-play
>>68876929
It's in asia
>>68877181
the cubs bet
eyyyy
>>68877183
t-teach me
Going to make a twitter account to post my tips. Not sure what username to use
got on sw -1.5 -2.5 -3.5
dat cubs tip
up gallons
>>68877191
I dont know what youre on about
I claim a +20% roi but in reality its more like a +4% roi, and im probably down overall due to over-rebacking when i shoudnt
I live a lie but its all i have
What's a good way to start learning about models?
>>68877259
WHY haven't you updated your TT profile pic yet?
>>68877295
How good at stats are you?
>>68877230
here lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxuUkYiaUc8
>>68875979
If theyre close to what the bookies have on offer then its a bad model
>>68877300
>hassan in a club
>>68877300
me on the left
>>68877349
No, it's an accurate model. He can use it on more obscure leagues now he knows it works.
>>68877116
WNY Flash slags score in the 19th minute. I'll try to get my picks in pre-game. With all the other football going around (Euro, Copa America), I guess bookies are less wiling to offer NWSL in play odds.
Give us the model please Romania
thank fuck were outta that eu then ey lads?
>>68877300
Actually sickens me looking at this picture
>>68877335
I like them, but they're not my forte
>Cubs even after going 4 up
ABORT
>>68877884
same with the panther game
kms
>Both these Serie B games still 0-0
>Getting baited into betting on South America yet again
One day I will learn
WORLDIE tennis tips for tomorrow. Hoping for a big day. Most quite risky.
>>68877349
If it's the opposite of what the bookies are offering it's a terrible model
anyone going with France and Germany win?
>>68878018
>not bankrolling 0-0
pmsl
>Pasargad @ 40/1
Worth a fiver, eh? You never know, eh?
>>68878371
'no'
Would've cost <20k to hire 100 students to privately exit poll Newcastle & Sunderland. Market swing would've won you millions
>>68878398
Correct answer. There are few things in life that are certain but Kaya beating Pasargad is one of them.
>>68878436
>juveguy thinks hes not a giant retard and that people actually respect him
>juveguy thinks hes not a broke loser
>>68878462
Very rude. Pretty sure you've posted stupid stuff before but since you're anon no one knows/remembers
>>68878371
Last 2 digits determines how much they win by
keko having an awful day
>>68878462
Goff'd
>>68878449
but is it certain to go double digits?
also why the delayed kick off, twitter says nothing.
>>68878493
>93
Not sure about that one. 12 max.
>>68878509
Not sure. If it wasnt Kaya, I'd be on +10. Kaya been try-hard last 2 games liek this so it probably does go 10+
tears lads
>i put it on 30 seconds before the goal
>>68878558
/sp/ not quite as busy as usual, thought it would be roughly teens when I was positing.
Reroll
>>68878589
>cropping stake
>>68878589
fugggg i was on 0-0
Tfw Euan let me follow for free ;)
>-10ah
Does this win pmsl
>>68878615
cheeky on 15-0 cs
Tedward on TT?
>>68878558
>If they weren't playing this specific team, +10 would be a bet
What does he mean by this?
>>68878709
Other teams arent trying their hardest. eg. Loyola 4-0 in their last game.
>3 reds in 5 minutes
are they murdering each other on the field?
>implying le quirky messy-haired man isn't popular with normies
Under 10.5 seems dece rn desu
over 13.5 corners
>>68878886
Look up the highlights vs Laos before you do that. They dont know how to defend.
waiting for -8.5 tbqh
>>68879053
throwing furniture
WNY Flash Slags up 6-1 in the 50th minute
I hope you lads got in on this
It's gonna end 9-0 lads.
>janitors deleted my write-up on Saddam Hussein
Not sure why I both educating people on tipping imageboards
>>68879245
Can NOT wait for your impending ban
>>68879210
they've only got one sub lad, half time handi will be value whatever happens
>>68879260
>Can NOT
what did he mean by this?
>>68879336
Jesus Christ shut the fuck up
>>68879370
pmsl someone's tired
>bankroll is on this
>forgot pic
>>68879144
7-1 in the 64'. lol
All those tennis tips in an acca is 25/1
what the fuck are you guys talking about, why dont you bet on the euros like normal ppl lads
>down another £1k today if it isnt 10-0
Dont think gambling is for me anymore. NEED to go on holiday again
>>68879544
Get outta here Joao
>>68879548
zzzzzzzzzzzzz changing your proxy to Spain isn't a holiday
>>68879544
Because we're addicts and THERE'S NO EDGE ON MAINSTREAM REEEEEE
when do i get on the overs lids?
>>68879544
>he doesn't bet on brazil series B games
pmsl
Corners for dayz
>>68879548
REALLY can't see where there was enough value to warrant a grand on this lid
also why are they playing at 8:30 am local time
Boris the lay of century. CANNOT be Prime Minister
>>68879631
half time
get on 1st half unders
>Michael Gove - 5/1
Is this a good bet or he has no chance @ PM?
>>68879657
Not just this. Was on Gent game O2.5 @ 1.95 on WH while the line was O4.5 elsewhere. Got on just before they caught on and changed the odds. Ended 2-0.
>>68879738
Literally CANNOT win a bet atm can you lid?
do they keep track of possession time? Kaya must have like 80%
>>68879770
Seems not. Was trading the EU ref last night too. Had some green. Was putting in a stop loss and fucked it up and went all very red. I was also on some ridiculous loser yesterday that I cant even remember and refuse to open my spreadsheet to check
2222222
SIMPLY does not make sense
>>68879875
explain
Can anyone explain why Kaya FC is an over 7.5 match when they've only scored 2 so far?
>>68879875
what program do you use for this?
I'm confused about this, shouldn't the cash out thing go up if the odds are getting lower from when I first placed the bet?
>>68880013
>>68880035
the amount of nibs is getting out of hand lids
>>68880035
I wrote it myself.
>>68880024
FH was fixed.
>>68880056
Yes but it is a meme bet.
>>68880068
nah seriously, i assume it's a paid one like betangel?
>>68880084
Cheers lad
>>68880097
it's a really obscure site called betfair exchange
Night lads x
It is fixed for unders. Mark you overs/minus bets as a loss and get some sleep
Regretting some of my picks for tomorrow now. Can see a future of red.
>>68880317
night lid.
keep your head, the winners will come.
>>68880317
It's 11am though m8? what do you suppose I do now?
>>68880397
Fine tune your model
>>68880397
Shagging
>>68880317
But everyones on unders
How do I make a model
will the cubs win ??
>>68880472
You don't and wait for Romanian tips
>>68880397
You could put this into excel for me seeing as i cant use excel. x
http://www.bettingexpert.com/blog/how-to-calculate-probabilities-for-football-betting-using-poisson-part-2
>>68880614
maybe but a very good chanche they blow it in the 9th becuase their bullpen is trash
I am shitting it lads. Can anybody put me at ease?
I play on Pinnacle but live in the uk and used a proxy. I have withdrawn around £400 from them 2x with no problems. Ive had a good run the past weeks and I've tried to withdraw around £3000 and got that email. Has this happened to any 1 else? What do you think I should do?
NOT happy that I missed out on this
>>68876882
>it's a drunk women can't handle their alcohol episode
Can honestly say I'm NOT a big fan of this episode
the cubs game is close hope they hold on
>>68881927
V sweaty
>>68881766
Whose name have you set the account up in? I've got a simillar setup and am shit scared of something like this happening
Would highly recommend not going out drinking with small women. Can't hold their alcohol zzzzz
>>68882126
under my own name with a half made up address.
ive got like £3300 locked in the account. how much do good forged documents cost and where to get?
Primero de Mayo worth an rball punt?
>>68882289
They've never asked for ID before?
I'd imagine it's near impossible. I reckon they wouldn't cross-reference the proof of address (utility bills etc) so you could photoshop it, but forging one of the ID docs requires mob connections in that country or you could chance it in the Mariana trench (would probably cost more than 3 grand though). Is it a made-up address? As in it doesn't exist?
>>68882348
pmsl
>had scored 1 goal in 8 previous games
>score 2 goals in 5 minutes
>>68881976
cubs, just hold on PLEASE
>>68882461
its my real address but i put isle of man as the country. feel like a huge knobhead now.
>>68882539
I think you're fucked m8, you might as well call that money gone
Just woke up to Brexit
>>68882485
Yay
>>68882628
thank the lord
>>68882539
ill photoshop for 1k lid
Ride the Johnson train yeah?
Johnson 1.6
Berlocq 1.4
This Giants game is NOT comfy
3-0 on my baseball tips
up buckets
>>68884752
Cheers cunt
broadmeadow magic @ 1.4 is value
on large
>>68884521
pffft
>not board on the o2.5 cuevas express
being this new
>>68884788
Damn, too late
>>68884788
Cheers lid
>>68884788
Too late. Magic just scored again and there is too little value left.
anyone betting on the euros?
the wales game looks good at 2 dollar odds
any other good bets?
>>68884855
Me testing your chin @1.76
>>68884855
Wales
Croatia
Poland
Cuevas seems like a value bet @2.62 is anyone taking it?
>>68884891
going to bet similar to you. Wales seems like a lock at this point
>>68884891
>toothpaste flag tip
Feel like I've been down this road before
Had a dream where I tried to place a bet in a bookie and the guy there told me to have sex
Need to make £50 to get myself out of debt.
Wtb????
>>68881766
>>68882289
>>68882539
FUCK! Still here in the market for serious help. feeling absolutely distraught want to die
>>68885207
Why did you put your address in the Isle of Man?
>>68885200
Tennis Tipsters tips
>>68885224
couldn't enter the uk. just picked it as it was closest. reading the terms and conditions indicates im going to lose it all. this is possibly one of the lowest points in my life. the bookies beat me
>>68885207
just buy forged documents you mongoloid
a fake ID is only like $100
>>68885320
I need proof of residence too. I need to get in touch with someone who knows about this shit. Where to start looking?
>>68885386
How familiar are you with Tor?
>>68885411
downloaded once to goof around the silk road never ordered anything. most of the identity services offered were scams though
>>68885386
guys that sell drugs, or some bad neighborhood so you can catch a guy that went to prison and has connections probs :P
Wageslave life so SO bad
Cheeky bit of Paolo Nutini on the morning commute.
Mmm daddy
>>68886079
Good post.
>>68886250
V v v strange post
>>68885386
I have a lot of experience with stuff like this and will get you all the identification you need for like $500 ok?
>>68886279
it is a reasonable price to pay if i can DEFINITELY recover all the money in the account. where can we talk?
hi /bet/
>>68886332
Morning SP
Morning boys. Daily wageslave life so so bad post here.
>>68886344
I don't understand the meme and I won't respond to it
>>68886332
good morning, mate
>>68886299
message me on tipster tube, I am bengarrison
Morning /bet/. Woke up to a HUGE winner. Hope everyone was on it.
>>68886299
You don't have to pay for anything. Your account isn't locked, is it? Just place bets and do arbitrage with betfair
>>68886416
withdrawal is locked until i provide proof residence and id unfortunately
>>68886468
Yeah, so place bets on pinnacle and lay them on Betfair. And eventually after a while the money will be trasnferred to your betfair account if you go for high odd bets that you'll almost guarantee to lose on Pinnacle. You can PLEASE give me five pounds in return for this money saving information.
>>68886468
What possessed you to give a fake address?
>>68886502
uk residents arent allowed to bet with the site. They never asked for proof until now. I have withdrawn without issue two times already
TennisTipster do you recommend any accumulators?
>>68886468
>put 3k on overs on Betfair
>put 3k on unders on Pinnacle
will lose a bit but eh
>>68886517
So much easier to give your friend/relative address than fake one. Especially one that deals with real money.
>>68886529
No. Gonna have an absolute shocker today. Made some very bad picks. Stevie J should win though.
>>68886530
No, you use arbitrage FFS.
Put £100 on some correct score you're positive will lose, and then lay it at high odds on Betfair so you don't lose anything.
>>68886560
All rioght going #ON
>>68886539
I dont know anyone outside of the UK.
>>68886574
Can I post acca on TT? First day of Wimbledon will have like 60 matches
Juveguy is absolutely the type of guy that still thinks it's funny to hit your friend in the balls.
>>68886591
Yeah just make a custom tip, call it an accumulator and put the tips in the analysis section
>>68886616
This person has never read Thucydides pmsl
>>68886618
Ta mate
>>68886590
Can't you buy a PO box?
>>68886645
not exactly a convincing residence
Do Poland win lids?
>>68886765
And a fake one is?
>>68886909
no, poland is weaker than you think. The Swiss have many great players.
>>68886560
Why are they bad picks?
>>68887057
>>68886560
this
what should i get on?
I am selling my accounts, anyone here want them or should I just message the PGA guy?
odds on o2.5 are insane in Croatia - Portugal
>>68887108
Will give you a motivational speech for a fiver
>>68887117
you think a medium bet is in place
>>68887117
2,7 on 365
>>68887117
because they'll tie 0-0 or 1-1 and than finish the game in the extra time
>>68887117
have you been watching this competition?
>>68887108
i'll give you 50 for your 365
>>68887165
I know I'm putting one
>>68887175
>>68887177
still worth a try at these odds, last games of both teams were o2.5
>>68887057
>>68887098
Feeling nervous about all of them. Was a bit tipsy last night and picked high odd ones. Get on stevie J and Inglot/Nestor
>>68887257
ffs, worse than Hass
>>68887257
how about the welsh bet
>George Soros profited millions of Brexit
The absolute madman. How does he get it right every single time? How is he SO shrewd?
>>68887314
Which ones that?
Today I recommend Steve Johnson, Pliskova, Nestor/Inglot. PLEASE ignore the rest.
>>68887300
Nigga it's Friday night, don't wanna be at home researching for hours
>>68887422
wales v n.ireland
>>68887436
Nigga I do tennis tips. What time is it in Australia zzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68887177
Sorry pal James pays £300
>>68887469
7:40, a comfy saturday
Thanks for your tips by the way, they're really great.
>>68887476
then message him you dole cunt
>>68887482
Thanks lid. 10 49 wageslaving at work.
>cucko
>>68887491
He's on holiday you Mong
based cucko
reposting the muggy. some odds have dropped, but posted it yesterday.
>>68887983
got on but my limits stopped me putting more than 3 quid on...
>>68887983
I think Slovakia are going to let you down here m8
PLEASE can someone lend me a fiver, really need to do this
>>68888005
Slovakia has shown earlier that they can break down the German defence. I actually watched that game (3-1 for Slovakia) and they really put up a show. Fairly confident they'll net at least one goal.
>>68888041
what do you think about croatia portugal to both score?
>>68888023
maybe, if you can send me that fiver back as a refund from your Wales winnings, but you have to prove that you will as you've fucked over too many people here
>>68888041
*meant over 2 goals
these were the scores in my dream last night
>>68888054
I think that's a given. They both play attacking football and have scored many times already. I think it's going to be a similar game to the Hungary - Portugal game, but with less goals. So perhaps 2-1 or 2-2
>>68888082
my o2.5 in croatia was covered in your dream. ty lad
if this isn't free money I don't know what is
>>68888082
that seems pretty accurate i'd say. i expect sui vs pol to be a lot closer tho
>>68888061
I will, it's just that my bet usually loses. I think Wales will definitely qualify though.
>>68888130
lewandowski scored two at the death in my dream
>>68888118
>betting against TSUU
baka.
>tfw bet is losing but your team starts a brawl and you get a refund
God bless Uruguay
I AM SUCH A FUCKING JUDGE. THAT WOMEN'S MOSCOW TIP IS SOOOOO GOOD. GETTING SO DRUNK TONIGHT.
>>68888330
Komardina @2.85
over 4.5 Rayong Vs Port lads.
PLEASE Mark Polmans break again. Need this like air.
hope everyone is preparing to get these 8s for /bet/
8s are lucky numbers after all
>>68888416
NEED all the 8s like air
>Croatia 10.5 outright
>Portugal 16.5 outright
>Croatia 2.76/Portugal 2.9 average odds to win this game in Asia
What accounts for the big difference in outright prices on Betfair?
>>68888457
use your brain lad
I like Croatia +1 corner handicap at evens.
>>68888457
To qualify from the match is probably a better market to look at but still it seems right when you multiply the quality difference for the 4 matches they have to win in a row
>>68888504
Very helpful response there, I wouldn't be asking on here if I could
Free money on Sky guys
>>68888400
thanks lid
bank account going higher than infant mortality rates in africa today.
9 win streak ended by a fucking shite tier tennis player
>>68888566
can literally get a better price on 365 and you can get more than a fiver on.
>>68888612
pmsl
do the bookies know something we dont? i put in o. 2 for Croatia v Portugal and a ML for Wales. the odds seem too good.
what bets are you guys taking in the Euros? any sneaky bets?
>>68888566
is this a joke?
ON MY HANDS AND KNEES for Polman to lose this set and win the next 6-2
>>68888625
There's no value, so no I won't be having a bet on the euros.
>>68888023
PLEASE can someone Skrill it to me :(
Before I get a disgusting L
>>68888713
>71.8% win ratio
>19.65% yield
wew lad
>>68888713
>average odds below 2
DISGUSTING
>>68888713
the time on your phone is wrong
>>68888690
NEED you to send me my £50 so I can lend you a fiver.
Honestly if someone does that I'll never request a loan again. CONFIDENT Wales will win. Need this to kickstart my betting career
>>68888728
What does this mean? I just tip shit desu.
>>68888742
>>68888744
Don't talk to me like that again.
Anyone following port/rayong??
PMSL at the rball kiddie who put a goal for the wrong team.
>>68888118
>Croatia
Portugal are going to win, don't underestimate the power of meme magic
>>68888781
very odd post this
is this real?
Wales THE bet
>>68888804
Is that yield bad? Odds of around 1.8 are decent.
Made some changes to my bank account to pay less fees and they changed my contract from pushTAN to chipTAN, now my online banking is unlocked again, but I can't do anything without a TAN generator. Fucking joke. I remember someone suggested I buy paysafecards (?) to deposit on bet365, do they accept that method and is the money on immediately?
>>68888815
It was just a meme CS bet for the competition.
lucky 8s for /bet/
8s and Portugal win to nil
>>68888866
>dubs
Guess that'll do lid
>>68888972
R A R E
>>68888908
>08
GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
>>68888988
Suriname posts in /trb/ all the time m8
>>68889161
sorry dutch overlord
Poland Wales Croatia all to win?
>>68881766
Why the fuck didn't you use a broker you utter mong?
does juveguy make a living out of betting?
>>68885386
Proof of address is easy. Scan your real proof of address and just edit it. Or type is a fake bank statement from scratch making it identical. Use your real ID?
>>68889217
Yes, SP is a fairly shrewd guy despite his many muggy personas. Only someone who is betting full-time has the time to keep posting under his many gimmicks here.
>>68889161
>Uni like a tribble
Good lad
>>68889241
Good post, this. Remember when he tipped 20 losers in a row, after the first couple it was clear that the opposite bet was value, shrewd guy.
>>68888836
Why
>>68889176
<3
>>68889263
have never played FM in my life desu
>>68889322
NEED to see your Betfair p/l
>>68889321
>Laying Man U to win 3-1 against Olympiakos at great odds
>They win 3-1
I mean he wasn't wrong but it was still comedy gold
>>68889373
>he hasn't lived
pmsl
>>68889322
?? Meaning
EVERYBODY BE COOL THIS IS A ROBBERY
PUT THE BETS IN THE REPLIES AND NOBODY GETS HURT
>>68889322
How goes the trading good sir?
>>68889396
What's Fonzie like Yolanda?
>>68889373
Ah thats a shame, well you should.
>Is literally known for being spreadsheet guy in /bet/
>Like football
>Has not played Football Spreadsheet Simulator
uwotm8
>>68889396
Wales
Croatia
Poland
>>68889396
PLEASE lend me a fiver
>>68889431
LOVE this gimmick
Can't wait for the draws that will inevitably ruin all the muggy accas today
>>68889470
Portugal will ruin so many when they win
>>68889393
Meaning that the sentence: "Odds of around 1.8 are decent" is completely meaningless.
Would you think odds of 1.8 for Slovakia winning against Germany are decent?
1.1 could be decent odds if the bet is Uni beating his girlfriend to a pulp this week. Value is the key.
>>68889470
this.
can see every match going to extra time.
>>68889431
how was the cinema lid ?
>>68889470
how about the 'to win' bet
what would you go for
Just wanna get 7/1 on the Wales game lads. Feeling down :(
>>68889500
It's tennis matches mate. A world number 1 doubles player winning at 1.8 is value.
Can somebody list me all of the SP personas?
>>68889583
Yes. What part of what I said are you exactly disagreeing with exactly?
In general saying odds of 1.8 are decent is just meaningless. Every odd can be decent.
>>68889609
NOT an SP persona
>>68889623
Hi Retards, fancy posting proof of your ludicrous claim that you are the most profitable person on /bet/? Just a friendly reminder as you went quiet after I posted my proof :)
>>68889682
I already posted it in the past and have repeatedly said I won't do it again. Pretty easy to understand. You not believing me does not have any impact on money coming for me.
Reminder that I'm the least profitable person on /bet/ and people should feel sympathy
this doubles bet looking AWFUL
>>68889719
stop betting on shite then you fud
>>68889719
Probably down 4 figures over my betting career and I've been here since the beginning
>>68889704
Ok, bit of a strange response but can you please link me to the post in the archive. Thanks :)
>>68889735
Then losing 5 quid more shouldn't worry you
>>68889739
Why is it a strange response?
And no, I won't be going through the archives to please you. You are free to do so yourself though.
>>68889760
I already have and there is no proof to be found. It's a strange response because all it takes is one screenshot of your premium charge page :)
some v v strange individuals in here
>>68889774
It only means you didn't search very well.
And again: I won't be posting proof again and it doesn't matter to me if you believe it or not.
>>68889782
feeling the most normal and well-adjusted tbqh
>>68889760
I like you. People seem to think they have a right to demand things from others when in fact no-one has to prove shit to anyone.
>post p+l
>post spreadsheet
>screenshots plz
fuck off
Keep profiting Retards.
>>68889321
Yesterday I placed 7 bets on the opposite of what I would normally bet, won 5/7, would've been 6/7 hadn't one team conceded in the 90th minute. Really makes me doubt my judgement.
How's Euan getting on now he's managed to get £240 in subs?
>>68889920
cannot stop half-winning
>>68889920
He's still a grumpy, perm sporting fud
>>68889704
>>68889682
Doesn't matter to me who has the bigger dick, except for Juveguy we all love tips.
Any good euros?
just give me a good bet. Any Euro tips?
>>68889949
pay denbts already
Tennis Tips doing wonders
POLAND FH
Would love to murder Mark Lawrenson
Anyone who isn't on Switzerland +0.25 doesn't deserve to ever post on here again. Don't even think of replying to me if you're betting on Poland.
>>68890645
see you in 2 hours
INGLOT NESTOOOOOOOR HAHA I'M SUCH A JUDGE
>>68890645
Ill enjoy this when your bet loses. Have a (you) for now.
FH unders still looking like THE bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA6nwZYkfgM
LOVE this man
>>68890671
>>68890681
>>68890645
Put your money where your mouth is, slugs.
LARGE o10.5 Ukraine Beach
>Not having Xhaka on as motm
Madness
>>68890847
austraila pls its euro time
Who here /poland/
>bringing up his dead mum
>>68891075
Fuck. I bought poland. Whelp there goes my bet.
>>68891115
>he's listening to Jonathan Pearce's commentary
Michael Caley wants a word with the mongs underestimating Switzerland
When's the referendum on Mark Lawrenson?
>>68891180
Quite like him desu
>>68891200
Goff'd
>Polish finishing
>>68891180
The scrotes will vote him Supreme Leader no doubts.
>milik
>>68891234
Brilliant.
Also what the fuck did I just listen too lids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM
LARGE on samoa women 7s -40
>Jonathon Eloquentia makes his profile private
What did you guys do to him?
Can't wait till this shitty Switzerland game is over. What a boring shitfest pmsl
>>68891441
it isn't you? I posted my dick pics to him couple times
Is betfair legit ?how payments goes?
>>68891432
dac
>>68891561
odd post this
but yes Betfair is legit
>betting on switzerland
pmsl
>>68890778
Y O U
>>68891695
>betting
pmsl
>>68891724
Games don't last 40 minutes, you cretin
>>68891670
better than bet365?im looking for site with paypal option but my country now bans gambling websites who dont have ofices in my country :D
>>68891752
L O W T E S T
>>68891784
>(EU)
>>68891667
>games are only 7 minutes long
>>68891770
They're not going to score twice m8
>>68891864
Good job, you jinxed yourself.
Poland 2-0 80th minute if last digit is 9
>>68891784
Probably not better than 365 but both are good and yeah Betfair takes Paypal
The FH u1.5 meme bet never ends
>>68891876
He's on Switzerland m8
>>68891864
One would be enough desu
>>68891878
Pmsl
UAFC
>>68891985
so, SO shrewd
>>68891893
i just dont want my account terminated if i win too much
>>68892049
Betfair is an exchange m8, they don't do that
>>68891985
>tfw put a pound on brexit at 6/1
Rebacking poland @ 2.08
>>68892049
> if i win too much
If that flags history in this thread is anything to go by I wouldn't think that will be a problem pmsl. But you might have problems withdrawing money but they wouldn't terminate your account
should i just cash out for the dodig v inglot double?
its raining so the match is suspended but rn my bet on inglot is winning. my cash out is 1.5
Tennis dude so so shrewd. Komardina and Inglot/Nestor. NEED Johnson now.
>>68892167
Yes. If they lose this set it goes to a first to ten tiebreak. Which is unpredictable.
>>68892202
Need Johnson to come in like an Ethiopian needing food aid
>>68892230
you sure
if someone is bored and willing to entertain my dumb idea:
pick three matches
place 20 x 50p bets on three correct scores
>>68892238
Fucking hate the rain.
>>68892254
Would advise it. Do whatever you want though. Remember they were priced at 2 something.
>>68892327
DON'T understand the point of this
>>68892418
odds of getting three correct scores is like 400/1
i dont think those odds represent reality, and if you had 20 attempts im pretty confident you'd stand a good chance of winning one of them
>>68892164
so withdrawing is a problem ?
>>68892481
desu odds for three correct score bets are usually closer to 1000
so I took lsd for the first time today lids. my mate said it would be life changing but so far i've just gambled and watched the footy until gambling became too much effort so now i'm just watching the footy. not sure what the big deal is here, what am i missing?
>>68892609
Not normally but if its illegal to bet with them in your country then maybe
>>68892686
V v strange post
how can you not love lawro
Is wales to Qualify THE bet?
>>68892852
Wales is the favorite to qualify. You won't find much value there but if you want a safe bet, yeah wales to qualify
What's going on with Pliskova?
>>68892803
It's an unpopular opinion, but I really enjoy his commentary. Especially when you suddenly hear him sniggering in the background.
Where's that absolute melt who bet on Switzerland?
>>68892852
Yes. NEED five pounds for this PLEASE
>>68892972
Why should anyone give you money? You owe T4TW, the chicago anon, Hass and a few other anons a £5
>>68892972
Reminder not to send Juveguy ANY money until he pays back the £50
>>68893005
He owes everyone on /bet/ £50 each
>>68893005
Will pay back if the bet wins.
>>68893045
please don't bet on wales to qualify, I already bet on it and I don't want you to fuck it up
>>68893045
Pay it back first. You're not exactly creditworthy m8
>>68893118
i did wales to win, still safe?
>>68893156
i don't have any coin though. wanna take up the 7/1 offer and then i'll pay back.....
>>68893195
legends say that juvegoy has never won a bet, so it's not very safe
>>68893279
He was the reason leave won brexit
When did anons lend some money to this retard? What a bunch of idiots.
>>68893344
my old method of operation was "PLEASE give me some money", only now have i shifted my directive to include paybacks
>>68893324
truly a magical creature
Been /outshagging/ so haven't had time to research the friendlies or Icey shite
WTFB??
>>68893398
What a slut.
Both you and her.
>>68893398
post more
>>68893398
Delete this you fucking freak
Why are tipsters on TT who are smart enough to know there is no/minor value in betting on Euros properly still tipping competition tips at like evens when the contest is over? They literally cannot win playing that way and I doubt they think they are actually tipping value.
one of you is Derfell, right? getting on those overs tonight.
Poland backers on suicide watch
FUCK
YOU
SWISS
CUNTS
>>68892964
Here :)
But could he do it on a cold Tuesday in Stoke?
>>68894060
LOL :D
MADNESS not to be on Swiss to qualify from here, ALL the momentum with them
>>68893592
>being this mad
awwwwwww
Poland on TSUUUUUUUUUUUUICIDe
>>68894288
Never understood the TSUUUU meme. Can someone explain it cause I don't ever leave /bet/?
life is suffering
>>68894367
TSUUUUU
>>68894367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHBzkCOK6xk
>>68894445
>>68894473
But he says siiiiim?
Half win works for me. Imagine being on Poland pmsl
its habbening
>>68894445
>>68894473
Doesn't really help lids
>>68894473
>>68894367
Fucking retard meme videos, didn't even watch it before posting. Basically when Ronaldo won it he made this noise.
>>68894473
Who's this mong?
>>68894611
Messi was the favourite to win the Ballon D'Or and he did an advert with a pack of crisps where it kept saying TSUUUUUU, when he didn't win people adopted the TSUUUU as a way of saying the Ronaldo > Messi even though Messi can actually beat teams like Iceland, Hungary and Austria
>>68894611
Here's the actual vid, watch from 2:00
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7dJBCsr0ok
fuck why did i cash out
>>68894715
>>68894809
Cheers lads
>>68894853
Sorry lid
NEED Poland to win. ON MY KNEES.
Anyone else really miss Hass?
>>68895296
Who?
>>68895212
not happening the way they're playing
Breidbalik Women AH -0.75 Title contenders against a club fighting for relegation. Breidbalik's season so far was very good and today they are fielding their normal starting 11. 3 non regulars for Fyklir. All Breidbalik according to live commenatry and Fyklir are lucky not to be down till now. Only in the 41" Fyklir had a shot close to Breidbalik's goal. I think that if Breidbalik continue with this pressure they should seal the game here.
>>68895347
Hassan
>>68895432
I filter pakis m8
Fabianski absolute LAD
dubs and cheeky last minute poland goal
>>68895991
so close m8
Dubs and Poland on pens
>>68896075
not looking good lid
dubs 4 swiss penalties
>breidablik women
Down absolutely cataclysmic this month zzzz
on my knees PLEADING for five sterling
shakira to hit the post
>>68896397
magic
Get paid on Fridays but nothing is showing up on my bank statement this morning???
Anyone willing to lend me a tenner? Will pay you back once I get paid
>>68896439
You said you'd take out a Wonga loan?
>>68896516
go on pending transactions
zzzzzzzz
bookies giving me free money in this ireland game
post yfw switzerland misses the first pen
the 'lend me money' meme isn't funny in the slightest, very tedious and boring tbqh famalam
>>68896540
need a job to do that
Penalties seem SO good for trading
"this is the man arsenal have invested so much money in"
yeah another bottler
NEED Arsenal to stop buying shit houses.
>that miss
>>68896709
Why don't you have a job then?
>>68896800
but also you could lose a fortune
>>68896579
Yeah still nothing. Weird that they didn't even send me a payslip which they normally do
POLAN
my hearth
>>68896961
it's a long story.
What's Juveguy's TT?
whats an asian handicap?
wtb for Wales
>>68897381
surreal
>>68897381
>he bets with less than me
>>68897570
He wins at least
was anyone else on
>poland top 8
>>68897625
>>68897481
An asian midget who lost a limb in a bar fight
>>68897481
a chinese man's golfing ability
GREEN AND WHITE ARMY +1
>>68897699
Bookies SHOOK
who /Bale/ here?
>>68897699
really coming up in the world
>>68897699
CLEANING house
>>68897838
just completed the 20p to £1.38 challenge
>>68897981
Bookies hate him.
>>68897981
You to complete £1.38 to 0 challenge in the next 3 hours at 1.01
>>68897699
high roller coming through
>>68897981
at this rate you'll be able to earn your own fiver
>>68898109
more like at 0.99
Juve is truly the hero /bet/ needs desu, makes me feel better when going through DAC times
someone should make a new thread before this archives
Putting £1.38 on Wales to qualify. Everyone get #ON the challenge
Reminder Brexit passed by one vote and Euan was too busy adjusting his Latvian 2nd division model to go and vote.
>>68898411
>Brexit passed by one vote
>>68898389
Didn't you hear? You can't tell us what to do anymore dickhead. Make it yourself.
ANOTHER winner.
>>68898392
doing the 1.38 to 0 challenge all in one go i see.
Niall Mcginn to score the only goal of the match, bankroll it
>>68898517
I made one like 3 days ago it's too much
>>68898522
how does he do it??
>tfw you've made more from your last bet than juve has made in the last month
>>68898629
Sometimes I wish we'd cut out the middle man and he can pay us directly desu
>>68898629
>post this
>cannot lend a fiver
>>68898749
Pay everyone back, then I'll give you a fiver
>>68898749
i sent you a fiver like a week ago lid, told you that if you could show me you were consistently profitable you'd get the other 195
>>68898857
currently profiting from the last fiver sent to me. on £5.01. definite improvement imo
>>68898961
post spreadsheet
>>68899009
the £300 loss ruins my bar chart. can barely see fluctuations on a daily basis
>>68899049
When will you have sex
Stuck a tenner on wales to win, tenner on ni to win and fiver on draw. Pmsl CANNOT lose.
getting depressed thinking about my heyday when i actually had coin
pic related
Pliskova lost
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>68899153
so shrewd
>>68897852
on medium
>>68899153
Bookies hate him.
>>68899172
>backing draws
thats the kind of madman you are
>>68899172
PLEASE show us the infamous Juve tip
Who even pays for a TV license these days? pmsl
>>68899334
was pretty successful before i joined /bet/ and got fed terrible tips
Backing the boys
>>68899409
>blaming others
None of your "tips" on TT or here have come through, you're a retard
>>68899409
Your TT record supports this
>>68899363
In exchange for a fiver
Even more confused now lads. Portugal have average odds of 1.98 to qualify and Croatia of 1.95 in Asia yet Croatia are 10 to win outright and Portugal 15.5
>>68899625
Tennis tips are in absolute shambles today. Only won 2. Need a fiver myself.
>>68899703
Have a SMED on your Johnson one, looking alright
>>68899675
Well then back PT outright for the tourney and green up, should they qualify...
>>68899738
I have but it's just strange that there's so many kinks like this in the tournament
How does one get a trip?
>>68899799
You need a 4chan gold account
alert alert
we are close to getting archived
alert alert
Never thought I'd see the day but David Lammy is talking BIG sense
hiding this before archive
See you lids on the other side.
>>68899824
Please give me real advice
>>68899853
Imagine the jibes if Remain had won & Leave campaigners said this. Think we messed up? Me too. But this is pathetic.
Shit, went to watch the Poland game with my Polish lads, already too drunk to place any further bets today. Could lay down and ssleep until tomorrow. Might lump some on South Africa first, because why not
>>68899882
pmsl get a 4chan account lid
>>68899869
I remember I warned you after Milan had their terrible game against Verona
>>68899964
after i placed it, maybe, everyone was aftertiming. got unanimous support on the tip pre-game
>>68899973
Read that but it just says some shit about hash tags and shit. Anyone can do that right?
>>68900045
Seriously. Are you new from reddit?
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