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Cheers for the coin Juve
Glad to know my tenner on remain and leave was well placed. Telling you my methods works.
UK VOTES TO LEAVE
If you bet on remain then you're a bad dickhead and only have yourself to blame for falling for the Jewish propaganda
>800,000 vote spead
wew
Black Friday in the markets tomorrow.
>>68863999
>he thinks Argentina would win if they invaded the Falklands
What odds you offering lid, I'm keen to drop all my winnings on us winning...again...
It's official, UK's leaving
Interesting times lie ahead
RIP GBP
JUST
how does /bet/ feels about knowing they're gonna witness the fall of the EU in their lifetime?
Literally in tears of happiness here lads. Can't believe we have actually done it. I love this country. We might just be okay. Even if the rest of europe falls.
Absolutely over, remain out to 200/1
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=GBP&to=USD
>>68864047
Who said invasion? We just have to wait for you to come tumbling down
Having a fag for the first time in years. Fuck sake. 50 euro down.
SURRRRRRRRRRRREAL
Been saving this for a special occasion...
HASS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ON BREXIT
>>68864070
BLACK FRIDAY
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Short everything. Except FTSE short ETFs and VIX. Long on them.
>>68864066
As long as I can continue to bet and a kebab with salad and chilli sauce is £6.99, there's no issue
>>68864084
>the uk (5th strongest economy) will collapse before Argentina (24th economy). Seriously, what odds you offering mate? Lionel Messi's sale price is like %25 of your GDP
Markets are crashing hard, jesus christ
London stock market might not be opening today
>>68864070
>Dollar still going strong
>>68864124
Weren't you going to bed, or here to spread more of your pseudo knowledge? How much you down over-all now, or did you give up betting when you couldn't win anything?
Hass is such a piece of shit pseudo. Hope he never posts here again.
>>68864124
Who the fuck would listen to you after your awful bets?
XE.com crashed.
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>68864160
I was going to but decided to take a peak at my portfolio atm.
top kek at this
>Voted Leave for a laugh
>Actually wins
lmfao
>>68864166
>following ANY namefag tipster
I'm sitting on 300 profit on TT with a 78% win ratio and I'd never trip. Do your own research and realise that these namefag tipsters are no different from the FB tipsters. They all know nothing.
>>68864155
The Dollar will grow strong as fuck in the following months, which isn't exactly good for your export industry
Ironically a Donald Trump win could bring the Dollar down again
In that case, I would put everything on gold....
>>68864193
Die in a fire
Reminder that Remain only lost because juveguy was on it
>>68864193
you posted this in the last thread
>>68864214
pmsl
Facebook going to be SURREAL when everyone wakes up
Hass is possibly the biggest embarrassment in /bet/ history. Worse than Oviedo desu
>>68864193
Feel like there's a lot of cunts like you
Birmingham voted leave!
It's done! Remain voters BTFO!
Can't wait to see your yield crash ben lad
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bengarrison
>>68864191
>portfolio
Is it as dire as your TT profile?
-42.5% and -85 profit on your competition account
-46.5& yield and -0.93 profit on your verified bets
Only portfolio you've got is the one down the jobcentre on how much of the taxpayer's money you've given to bookies
SO SO many pseudo-economists in /bet/. PMSL.
Post Remain college students crying on Twitter.
SHORT SHORT SHORT
BBC just called it. Leave wins.
RULE BRITIANNIA
>>68864255
Not looking forward to tomorrow, having a BBQ with Uni people and all of them are leftie liberals. Only thing stopping them from calling me a racist is because I'm Arab
Nothing makes a massive win better than their tears
This black guy is pretty intelligent for a Labour MP.
>>68864245
Is this looking for a reaction? Its 5am and I am far too tired to work it out. I am pretty sure no one is this stupid so I think it is. Night pal. Try getting some sleep.
>>68864284
Rub their nose in m8, rub it in and enjoy it.
>>68864229
What happened to soccer psychic?
>this utter CUNT on BBC right now
DROWNING in Juveguy's tears
>>68864315
Absolute creme egg head
>>68864229
Agreed. The problem is he genuinely thinks he is shrewd and knows what he is talking about.
REMINDER JUVEGUY WOULDNT HAVE BACKED LEAVE @100 PMSL
>>68864315
The guy used to spend all of his time campaigning against violence in video games - an absolute melt of the highest order
>>68864329
Yep, really do hope he dies in his sleep.
>>68864333
top kek
Lads, I think I might actually have a heart-attack. Staked my entire winnings from the Chicago game on this, been pissing blood and crying all day but...but we won...right?
Nothing makes this sweeter than the tears of my towns local "DJ".
tears lee
>>68864361
>Skybet allowing you to get £4k on something @6
pmsl
lel, next Scotland independence referendum is basically on
But what about Northern Ireland though?
They also voted pro-EU, right?
Will they also get the chance to vote on this?
>>68864361
No one cares about your inspect element slips
>>68864386
No one gives a fuck about NI
>>68864386
Is it time for Irish unification at last?
>>68864386
If there's border controls, unification is most likely. A split like this is also likely.
David Cameron :
Absolutely shaking at my losses today, so I went downstairs to make myself a cup of tea. That will cheer me up I thought to myself, at the kitchen table was my wife and her son. Jokingly I asked what he had bought me for fathers day, they swiftly turned around and looked at me with disgust. He isn't your son so he didnt have to buy you anything my wife said, they both chortled to themselves. I quickly made my brew and returned to my office, still hearing them joke about me. As I entered I saw another bet had lost, I could feel the pain right down to my cock cage, I have now stared into the abyss. I'm now sitting here, my wife's son is on the floor bleeding, remnants of my cup embedded into his head. My wife is screeching, I whispered into her rancid ear happy fathers day. It's over lads I can see the flashing blue lights.
>>68864673
Could've at least given it more of a brexit spin, 0/10, distinct lack of effort, see me after meme class
Lee's waifu on the beeb
PRAYING Hass has bet all his student loan on Remain.
WHO /cheeky fiver/ HERE?
>voter turnout 71.6%
Seems like that was a good tip
>Scotland gets independence in next year's referendum
>Ireland unifies
>It's just us and Wales
The sun n-n-never sets, right g-guys?
On the plus side, bale will be in the Greater England team for 2018 world cup
Why aren't you buying GBP right now?
>>68864858
>thinking we need either country
You know all the wealth comes from the UK, right? Also, even if Scotland vote again, they'll remain. Look at the actual percentages, remain won by a small margin
Also if Scotland left, they'd have to re-apply to the EU.
Can't wait though, would make bank on the odds
>>68864859
With what? I only have gbp
>>68864859
can't stop buying GBP
won't stop buying GBP
Already withdrew my 5 figure betting bankroll, redrew on the mortgage, sold my car, sold my watch, sold a kidney, sold a lung, sold my nan, sold my wife's son.
>>68864921
buy gbp with gbp idiot, you'll make a killing
Got SO much gbp
Just immagine, if that MP hadn't been killed then leave would have probably won by a landslide
I have 10k.
GBP has "fallen" but I still have 10k.
Can someone explain what has really happened?
>>68864947
Wtf does that mean? I already have gbp, why not just hang on to that?
>>68864859
Because I don't know how. Teach me.
A lot of nibs going on for this early in the morning
GENUINELY confused by this current discussion.
got MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTAINS of the queen's pound sterling.
going to be SO SO GREEN when the price rebounds.
APOLOGIZE FOR POOR ENGLISH
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN EU WAS KILL?
I WAS AT MCDONALDS EATING HAMBURGER WHEN TYRONE LEANED OVER THE COUNTER
>AY YO DEY LEAVIN'
>MORE MAYONNAISE
AND YOU?
Literally waiting outside Natwest to trade my gbp for some gbp
Are you guys fucking retarded?
I didnt mean like GBP coins, I meant GBP online.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36612989
Goff has truly made it now
>>68865037
meh was bought up much earlier in the night
>they didnt buy gold last night
PMSL
>>68865037
Pmsl
>>68865025
Like forex?
NEED a collage of Remain posters from the last few days.
>>68864859
Because it's still going down, Anon. I'm not an idiot.
I NEED a safe bet after that Brexit, lost 500
PLEASE GIMME A BET PLEASE
>>68865096
Anyone with any common sense just greened up to the max so its really pointless, half the people saying remain was an absolute lock are still massively UAC
>>68865116
Trump to be president. This will influence that.
>>68865121
this.
SUCH an enjoyable trade.
>>68865116
Pats to win the Owl
we only gone and done it boys
Night lads.
Well done to anyone who voted LEAVE. We saved our future.
Any remain voters please take your vitamin D, read a book and have sex.
>>68865350
AHAHAHAH
>>68865350
Fuck 343i
Consider me triggered.
>>68865116
Trump to win :-)
>>68865485
how about steelers vs redskins ML on steelers
Thinking betting on the giants and redsox tomorrow. safe bets?
>>68865562
>Luck swing
>Safe
Pmsl
Does Brexit somehow affect British gambling websites?
You absolute idiots, Brexit was prophesied to happen, absolute mugs the lot of ya
>>68863984
How do you want to pay denbts, Juveguy? Paypal, skrill, neteller?
Is this how we finally chemo that cancerous faggot?
>>68865666
They're up insane
>>68865666
bookies all on suicide watch
I had 500 dkr (about 50000 quid now, used to be around 50) on brexit. Afterwards i asked /bet/ what they thought about my investment. Obviously bet laughed and 'argued' how it would never happen.
>/bet/ getting something right
>not even once
Just heard a few gunshots from Polish neighbours house.
>>68866319
odds are odds, you win some you lose some
>>68866336
Fuck, They coming back home for my job
PMSL
>>68866319
Always do the opposite of what /bet/ says, unless it's female football. We know slags.
>>68866336
Please kick them back here. Too many Ukrainians on dead end jobs here
>>68866458
I was this close to adding 'except for slagball'. But since im a wagecuck, i simply havent got the time to browse /bet/ all day or look for value in ladies football
Cameron about to resign.
KEK. FUCK YOU ANDY.
Cameron resigned. New PM in October. Imagine Boris as the PM. Shambolic.
Very proud of you Brits
Driving the train. Don't know how fast I'm going. Destination end. Can't stop pushing the accelerator. Can hear screams.
>>68866642
he's no worse than cameron. which isn't saying much, i admit. i'm not looking forward to le trump comparison xd. they are polar opposites.
besides, it could be
>theresa may
shudder.
>>68866702
You really want a prime minister who actually says things like jolly good and looks an absolute buffoon. Embarrassing.
A nation uncucked.
Well done.
>>68866642
>Imagine Boris as the PM
And Trump as President.
What a time to be alive!
>>68866713
we had gordon brown. we'll be fine.
i think i'd prefer gove though. more eloquent.
>Boris
Nation in turmoil. An idiot leading the country. If you watched any of those debates you'd see the difference. Dave so eloquent, slick and prime ministerial. Boris stuttering guffawing idiot.
Honestly feel like crying lads. Was hoping to wake up and find it was all a nightmare, so angry. Can't even take solace in the fact my bet on turnout won.
>>68866790
pmsl go back to bed hass
C R I S I S
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>>68866753
which is why gove is preferable.
bank of england governer says we will be fine.
>>68866790
Shaking genuinely lid. So so so worried.
>>68866838
Would like to see Osborne but he's for the chop as well.
>>68866837
Getting ROCK HARD seeing this
>>68866837
Cameron just resigned too
KEK
>>68866851
he comes across very 'unhuman' to me.
also, we likely would have stayed if labour didn't ignore the north (i'm not from there, but it's obvious to see), and if obama, merkel and whoever else 'advised' us how to vote.
I feel so blind for not realizing that Soros bought Gold because he knew Brexit would happen ; ;
Greece on the floor
-15% Now
Grexit WHEN?
does anyone have a pic of the Betfair market movements?
>>68866868
Boris for PM
>>68866885
Seems a bit of a robot. Would LOVE to see him talking to Putin.
Prepare Yourselves for UK Refugess
>>68866898
I mean as in the graph btw. Is there a way to find old ones of betfair?
>>68866930
come home white man
>>68866840
Been fucked by the coffin dodgers here.
YouGov poll:
Ages:
18-24 75% remain
25-49 56% remain
50-64 44% remain
65+ 39% remain
>>68866945
Imagine dying in a bit and being so senile you fuck up everything before you snuff it. Elderly neighbour will get a denture test.
FUCK. Anybody have any real idea how this is going to affect our betting in Asia? Feel ill
good morning lads, am i living in a changed world ?
>>68866913
have you SEEN his stance?
>>68867004
>he doesn't realise that's the perfect stance for a speech.
Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Stalin all gave speeches using that stance. Nonce.
>>68867020
It's a power stance
Guys do people get paid to be leave campaigners? Some absolute autist wearing 5 badges has been standing outside my store for the past few days. He doesn't even work in the centre.
>>68867063
Does he intimidate you?
Should I be buying GBP to capitalize on brexit?
>>68867080
Spoke the lad a few times even brought some products so he's alright. Just the campaigns finished and he's still here.
>>68867111
not yet
>>68867131
He might have taken a fancy to you
>>68867111
https://www.poundsterlinglive.com/eur/5082-pound-to-euro-exchange-rate-3434
>go to my local exchange office
>want to spend all my money to buy GBP (good boy points)
>they only offer some worthless toilet paper called pound or something
fokken ell
>>68867244
Kek
Topping up on Barrick Gold
>>68867244
no but seriously the pound will eventually rebound close to previous levels, you should be buying now or nowish untill it bottoms out for the day, unless the freeze the market because it doesnt stop
I'm here for my free 50 juveguy
Does brit vote on leaving EU only to win money with bets?
>>68867463
I think no one won considering all their assets devalued by 10%
>>68867490
Temporarily.
Juve, when are you going to pay denbts?
>>68867463
well their money is worth less now than it was 12 hours ago...
>>68867517
He is going to pay you in tips.
Better off not asking him.
>GIVE
>US
>A
>QUALITY
>BET
>>68867541
Fulham women V Cumberland women under 2.5
>>68867541
Panthers 13+ accy with Storm 13+
>>68867632
so rabbitos line +13 @1.5 odds
>>68867697
no. Panthers win by more than 13. You want Panthers -12.5.
>>68867711
risky as, ill do it, i believe in you mate
>>68867769
not that risky. Souths are rubbish. Penrith are decent. And if you are doing the melbourne game as well, melbourne are coming off a loss, but have their best 2 players back this week. They are also the best team in the comp.
can only imagine how many greasy fivers you idiots lost on brexit last night pmsl
>>68867944
So so so down. Not sure what to do.
>>68867795
oh god im loosing all my bets today
>>68867944
Gonna green up with gold and make it back
>>68868046
fucking chill bro. My bets last weekend looked dire until a bit later. Then all but 1 got up. It's just how I roll.
So SO much anger on faceyb
NIGEL FARAGE WANTS US TO LEAVE EUROVISION
>>68868062
There were a lot of bets that should have won but didn't. Dont bet on baseball hahaha
What sites did everyone use to bet on Brexit?
>>68868158
Betfair.
Such an enjoyable trade.
>>68868086
Just like the euro's you wouldn't win anyway
>>68868079
It's fantasticc
never been so happy about the brexit outcome, all i need now is trump to get elected, its gunna be like the crusades all over again
>>68867490
>implying I didn't swap my greasy fiver for greasy yen the day before
If no one scores in the next 7 minutes, go overs at half time. Should drop to 39-40. 4+ tries in the 2nd half will happen when Souffs give up.
>Eastern Suborb score as I stake
>Meanwhile Capalaba drop from 2.05 to 1.66
OK. Why do I even bother
>>68868383
Suburbs* So anrgy I can't even spell anymore. FH GL Over 3 was a gift.
>no Euros games for two days
>entire continent falling apart
Thanks UEFA.
Get on Oakleigh Cannons lads. Absolute value @6.50 only 1 down.
wtb for tennis lads?
>>68868432
nothing
Direct democracy's a fucking disaster, anyone who has read Thucydides can attest to that. There shouldn't have been a referendum in the first place. Fucking hell
>>68868432
Day off today lid. Johnson should be finishing up.
>>68868487
You got my £50 ready lid? Eyeing up a few bets tbqh.
>>68868487
NEED my 50 quid m8
But don't worry guys, the drop in the pound and subsequent recession can just be waved away as "project fear".
>>68868487
Oi where's my 50 quid
Barrick up 10.50%, greening up so nicely
>penrith panthers
>>68868594
>>68868583
>>68868551
post paypals
>>68868632
Going to need you to post the cash to my PO box pal
>>68868632
You've got mine. Brazil game x.
>>68868596
no easy bets today. lost on diamondbacks -1.5, lost on the angels and will loose on this as well at -4.5 and -12.5.
I will have to kill myself or just quit betting. I also need to stop listening to advice and make my own opinion
>/bet/ didn't get on cannons
>>68868632
Nice trip
goffy confirmed edgelord
>/bet/ didn't get on overs at half time
>Metro 11 shots off target
zzzzz
>>68868706
pmsl
just seen hass on the news pmsl
STEVEEEE JOHNSON
thank you tennis tibster, johnson won
>>68868791
>>68868785
SUCH A ROLL. Genuinely wet myself when I saw.
>>68868822
He came back and just destroyed it, HUPPP
![13509024_693232670830340_5496411102560748634_n[1].jpg_oh=cd56645b412a48b20dcb0ddd5c980daa&oe=57F2B685.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bCU7LJQ.jpg "13509024 693232670830340 5496411102560748634 n[1] oh=cd56645b412a48b20dcb0ddd5c980daa&oe=57F2B685")
My fucking sides, countries like Italy are going to have to put money into the EU to compensate for the money UK would have put in.
"Ayy how you want your country?"
"Just fuck my shit up SENPAI."
holy shit panthers are complete shit
Fucking hell pennith, went down to make a cuppa and come back up and you've let them back in
Was on -7.5 as well
sorry lads
>at least we got up on overs
>>68868946
mate its alright almost all tips said it was a safe bet.
I'm going to quit betting here and now, lost 600 on safe bets and I can't be bothered researcing
scary times
Remain voters SUCH cunts
Capalaba will never score ; ;
/pol/ music SO catchy
Staal Jorpeland SW @2.10
>>68869073
info?
slip?
trip?
>>68868999
Elitist pricks shitting on democracy because they didn't get their way. Democracy would of stopped us going into Iraq
>>68869026
Im not hearing any
>>68869150
On the /pol/ catalog page it automatically plays
>>68869143
>would of
>leave voters
>>68869161
Being pedantic is all you have left
>>68869131
just a muggy soccerway one, but staal are top of the league and are decent at home. Algard have been shite away. Only went small on it, still testing how I do in the lower nordic leagues.
![Reiben-saving-private-ryan-1667427-600-325[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DskZn3x.jpg "Reiben-saving-private-ryan-1667427-600-325[1]")
need Cpt. juveguy to tell his lifestory before we all kill each other here
Tennis guy such a star. So so so up on Johnson.
I want a large on Switzerland to beat Italy in beach soccer, Switzerland have dedicated plenty of their budget for this one
Barrick up 4.59% since I first posted about it
who made a profit this month?
>>68869273
Me, about $17
thanks for the tennis tips, lads
>>68869388
All my tips. Feels so good.
NEED the jani to enforce a strict ban on discussion about the EU, the economy, and politics.
>>68869273
About tree fiddy
>>68869412
NEED a top tip today lid. How's the model looking?
>>68869399
Made a few bucks off your tips as well.
Look forward to tomorrow. Cheers m8.
who /GBP/ here?
>>68869446
Dont be asking him then. He cant tip shit.
Has Hass killed himself? How much did he have on remain?
>>68869446
Sorry pal. I'm busy phoning up my distant relatives to see if any have family from an EU country to try to get an EU passport
>>68869448
Welcome lid. Just looking forward to Wimbledon yesterday. Got a biggie lined up.
>>68869453
bought when I thought we'd reached the bottom, I was wrong kek
>>68869462
Archive is down. DYING to re-read his post about remain winnning cause David Cameron said we should vote for that. PMSL.
>>68869476
Juveguy and Hass are one and the same
>>68869476
He tipped over 70% turnout I thought?
>>68869500
He was also on remain and kept banging on about remain was the best decision because his lefty professor told him so.
>>68869530
Please explain how leave was the right decision for us.
Who /wakeuptogoodnews/ here?
Johnson won 3 straight games to beat Anderson.
Johnson 1.72 over Seppi, lets go!
>>68869548
Because more government = bad, less government = good.
pmsl
>>68869608
So so happy. Where's that anon who said a leave vote and Johnson win would make him happy.
>>68869628
pmsl
>>68869628
absolutely pmsl
>>68869628
GOLD
>>68869628
rude desu
Ever Victorious
Happy and Glorious
Proud of you lads
Will drink Guinness and listen to handels zodak the priest and watch the madness of king george all day in your honour
TINY on Pella vs Federer. Fed injured and looking slow. Could be beaten by some literally who. If not this round then next or after that.
>>68869628
pmsl
where is my money juveguy?
>>68869679
@26 so stick a quid or two on it
wtf some guy has over 3000 units in the TT comp from the 3-3 game
Can juveguy PLEASE pay me back my £61.40
>>68869708
>wake up
>check bank account
>still no $50 from juveguy
>still no screenshot of a conversation with a woman
Juvexit when?
>>68864136
Hey I'd just like to let you know you're no longer fifth largest.
France overtook you while the gbp died.
Hmm Wimbledon draw so so so so good. Can not WAIT
>>68869412
>talking to yourself
Loving this gimmick
>>68869728
the seppi game?
Would LOVE to hear J West and BT's thoughts on the referendum
>>68869744
Thiem Mayer should go over 3 sets. Thinking Thiem in 4. Plus some other enticing matches. Fed to go over as well. Verdasco Tomic. Monfils Chardy. Isner Baghdatis.
>>68864361
Don't worry pal. 4000 GDP isn't going to be worth shit anywhere soon
The problem with betting markets and political events is that they happen so rarely to really make a judgement on whether they are accurate
Maybe the betting market was completely wrong or maybe it was genuinely a 15% chance of Leave yesterday. The favourite does not always win
The state of Radwanska
>>68869815
silent majority, lid. since media is so dominated by the left-wing (i cant believe i am repeating this once-insane talking point, but it is true) and right-wing voices are never heard or even spoken due to fear, the silent majority will also propel trump to victory.
>>68869746
J West will be happy because he has a moral backbone.
BT wont talk about politics he just insult others who do, Euan tier.
just won my first e"""""sports""""" bet
Croatia - Portugal BTTS @2.20?
>>68869853
NEED a tipster. Please become an expert.
>>68869848
BT's family having a day of mourning. Huge corbynites.
>>68869866
Which Esports do you need senpai?
>>68869875
League of legends?
>>68869861
KO matches are gonna be even more conservative than the group stage matches
>>68869815
it's as rigged as the NBA, you just need to know your gemartria and the numbers point to the results that the illuminati set
>>68869881
Yeah, average. But Portugal and Croatia will both find the net. That's a given.
>>68869878
yeah I don't play League. Try someone else.
>>68869935
Mate anything that's got decent odds is fine
>>68869815
People just staked too much on Remain and that skewed the odds. There was a higher volume of bets to leave, but with much smaller stakes.
>>68869952
TSM +6,5 CSGO
pretty sure it's free money
>>68869952
Give me a site where you can bet on dota2 and I can give you some tips. I used to play.
>>68869966
Utter drivel. The odds represent the expert opinion on the % chance of something happening. If the odds were wrong, someone would have taken the value and corrected them. This is true in any market ever.
Dodig/Melo at 1.45 is a steal
>>68869922
Fuck you cheesehead, you always come up with these reasonable tips at nice odds that end up costing me money. All the kankertips in my books are red
>lost $300 on Remain yesterday
>have already made that back in gold investments
TYB Britain for giving me a win win situation
>>68870024
well that drivel came from shaddick
>>68870032
you sure man
how good are their opposition
>>68870064
I dont know who that is but he clearly doesnt know how betting works.
>>68870051
you are welcome, son.
>>68870024
the odds were wrong though, they didnt make sense. there was no evidence for remain to be THAT short
>>68870075
Should win. Put a med on it. Don't go overboard.
>>68870099
zzz you must be up sums then. It might not have made sense to you but there are, believe it or not, people cleverer and more educated and experienced in this subject than you
>>68870084
Head Of Political Betting At Ladbrokes
>As we explained "a few large bettors are skewing the bookie odds dramatically in the favor of Remain, even as the mass of bettors is betting on Leave, albeit with smaller cash amounts. Another way of putting it: a substantially outsized influence by a wealthy minority over the poor majority, just like in every other aspect of life."
>>68870099
Its all just about getting the ball rolling and letting the mugs think they are buying free money
>>68870121
Euan BTFO
>make profit on sensible bets
>get bored and stressed
>start doing stupid bets on correct scores trying to win thousands
>>68870121
>the mugs got lucky
>I'll add in a line to try to make a lucky bet sound poignant
And? If you think a market with around £70 million traded AND the stock and currency markets were inefficient then you are either very stupid or up absolute sums.
who /dutchmuggy/
>>68870190
Dunno, he himself said he'd bet on leave when the odds were still heavily in favor of remain.
Can we stop talking about brexit and start gambling again?
I'm on Aktobe 0.0
Can anybody who knows about fixes tell me if this Mitra game is one because I want to go heavy on o1.5
>>68870232
this is just stupid
Why do all of Euan's posts read some awkwardly?
It's like his autism comes through even in his typing.
Johnson on serve with Seppi. 1.80ish, get on
>>68870273
Was thinking the same thing
>>68870138
I do stupid accas or get cocky and start betting larger amounts on things I'm not sure on
>>68870190
I know its easy to say in hindsight but someone did fuck up somewhere. It is hard to see why it was so short since before we could presume people knew something we didn't but thats clearly not the case now
>>68870258
1. ireland has managed to keep a 0-0 draw at HT in every game. The same goes for France.
2. obviously
3. friendly reminder that slovakia stomped germany in a friendly 3-1 just weeks before the euro and they will net a goal this time again
4. obviously
5. perhaps a bit more risky but should come through
6. obviously
>>68870110
I only have them on a -1.5 handicap.
Still worth?
>>68870292
They didn't factor in how stupid the general public really are. They genuinely voted against all expert advice, already suffering from it and they'll just blame something else.
>>68870319
Not sure about that mate. Tie break might kill ya.
>>68870232
>Slovakia
>To score
>Ever
PMSL
>>68870338
I will avoid it then.
top chuckle at the croatia portugal odds
are we supposed to pretend croatia are good because of 1 (one) lucky shock result?
portugal @ 3.10 or portugal and btts @ 7.00
betting offer so tiny even obvious beach football bait looks tasty
>>68870292
There was obviously issues with the polling. However, given the info at the time, the price was correct. Anyone saying it was wrong might as well be saying "Why did the bookies have Leicester @ 5000/1? That was wrong"
>>68870323
trip on Hass
>>68870370
Croatia are just simply the better team, Portugal is just Tsu and a crappy defence and were lucky to make it to the RO16 in the easiest group of them all
put in a big bet for the dodig game lets go
>>68870377
Why was the price correct? There are many reasons why you could argue it was incorrect, have you heard of herd behaviour?
>>68870380
Hass probably already walked in front of a bus.
>>68870377
>le correct price maymay
>>68870401
We can only hope.
>>68870399
Because it was. Ok, why did GBP crash to it's lowest level since whenever it was if the result was priced in?
(The answer is because it was an unexpected result.)
>>68870443
The FTSE 250 was at the same price on June the 16th. It was a surprise but the reaction in the media has been way over the top. Markets are prone to tumbles in situations like this.
>>68870377
zzzzzz thats a poor analogy and you know it, its far easier to price up a sporting event than a referendum. Given the info at the time the price being down as low as 1.07 was still ridiculous because there was literally nothing to suggest it would be such a certainty. People including myself were too scared to back against remain in case there was people more in the know who were behind the price and it snowballed from there
>>68870483
But it was people in the know who were behind the price because if it wasnt, people in the know would have corrected the price. That is my point.
>>68870462
Market tumbles in the face of ANY uncertainty
>>68870443
only partly because it was unexpected
but more because people in the city view brexit as a retarded move for the economy
if brexit had been expected but we remained in sterling would have shot up
>>68870497
It was bots, just like the Russia price.
>>68870497
We are just going to go in circles here now
>>68870497
How can you be confident the price is correct when there is such little data or previous experience to examine? I have no idea whether the price was correct or incorrect but having such a stubborn approach to the market is stupid.
Only stuck a £20 note on brexit at odds of 8/1 yesterday.
JUST
Which i stuck more on, never thought they would succeed.
>>68870570
>Things that didn't happen
>>68870584
It's true, odds were like that on b365. I feel sorry for the people that backed HUGE on remain.
>>68870570
>waaaaaaaaaaa my bet won
>>68870570
@aftertimeansell
tfw wisdom tooth
>Women's tennis
Honestly reckon I could beat Cibulkova and Puig
>>68870514
This is my point. The banks had a value for GBP if Remain won, and a lower value if Leave won. The price before the results was in between those two values. The position it was showed their expectation of the result. Say they expected 90% chance of Remain winning. Refer to my handy and accurately drawn image where the price axis refers to the value of gbp vs usd
>>68870544
My point is, given the information that was there, the price was correct or someone would have taken the value and made it correct. Obviously there was something missing, but no one knew it was missing.
Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.
Why do people pay for these horrible tipsters on TT?
MKTM has a worse yield than HASS over less tips, and he has a 195 subscribers.
>>68870650
Imagine trying to reason with the same people who thought voting Leave was a good idea
Shaddick on Monday
>"we took a £25,000 bet on Remain this morning which helped move the odds in their direction."
Also
William Hill said one woman in central London placed her first ever bet by putting £100,000 on the UK voting to stay
Shaddick said one reason why the bookies were so wrong was that most political betting was done by the relatively well-off, who were behind remain, and this affected the odds.
May just be bullshit though, but that's the kind of stuff floating around now
>>68870656
Thought I was a big wig with 40 followers.
>>68870659
>implying I didn't vote remain
We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence is therefore not an act but a habit.
>>68870659
Go cry into your copy of the Guardian you melt.
this fucking woman.
>>68870650
Imagine being so autistic you spend time on ms paint making shit like this
Cannot stop pmsl
>>68870660
>helped move the odds in their direction
Yeah, not as if there were tens of millions matched on Betfair by that time. Bookies make this shit up all the time.
>>68870684
It's no coincidence that those voting Leave are the poor and uneducated. You clearly don't have anything to lose, you sad little greasy NEET.
NEED Hass and Euan to make a safe space for us remain voters, no longer feel at home at /bet/.
>>68870689
>He gets proven wrong
"HAHAHA autist, I was trolling and you took it seriously and proved me wrong, retard pmsl"
You're legit mentally retarded.
>>68870704
It'll die down in a few days. We're getting many non gamblers for now.
>>68870650
fair enough la, wasnt arguing against anything youve said there just clarifying it is dropping because of surprise but also the actual referendum outcome being the dumb choice
>>68870707
>>68870650
Don't bother mate, you're arguing with autistic mouthbreathers who've never left their basement and just salivate when you post a tip they can get their greasy JSA on
Let's put on our classics so we'll have a little dance, shall we?
>>68870737
That was me not Euan. Genuinely sick of some idiots. Spouting memes all fucking day.
>>68870700
>poor and uneducated
except if you take away the votes of everyone with a sub-100 IQ I guarantee LEAVE would have won by even more
I am pretty sure this is nibs, but having some meme 2:1 in a meme degree from a party uni doesnt make you educated.
>>68870704
Hass ded m8.
tears if ur not heavy on krasnodar
>>68870789
It's for degrees as a whole, you moron and it's a far better indicator of level of education than your unsubstantiated opinion. Got anything to back that ludicrous assertion up? You sound like the kind of person working part-time at Tesco to afford your NVQ fees pmsl
>>68870826
And most degrees are worthless. 70% of courses at 90% of unis are nothing special.
The welfare leeching population of London and Scotland are the only reason remain came close. You dont go on welfare if you're intelligent.
>>68870826
>more younger people vote for remain
>piss easy to get a degree these days
>most remain voters have a degree
wew
Why has there been no PGA posting in a while?
>>68870867
Mackers is on holiday, group is shut
>>68870847
>>68870846
So the leave voters were people too retarded to even manage a shit degree then?
>>68870789
lad...
>>68870887
ok, thanks
>>68870895
Pretty weird that people who are lower educated didn't vote for their immediate benefits.
>>68870846
>>68870847
>piss easy to get a degree
>most degrees are worthless
Know how I know you're a bitter NEET who couldn't even get on to a 'piss easy' course?
>>68870895
>believing random graphs
>equating intelligence to modern degrees
come on
>>68870949
If degrees are so worthless, why don't more people have them :^)
>>68870846
>The welfare leeching population of London
aka the part of the uk that is the biggest contributor to the treasury and place that gets the least eu money back
everywhere out of the south east is a drain on the treasury aka gets more money than it puts in and the south east aside from london break even
>>68870926
Got a politics degree desu
>>68870932
Can you provide any other evidence that would suggest otherwise? Argue it's wrong all you want but you have to back it up at least.
>>68870949
Not at all, please learn how to read. All I'm asking for is some better indicator of intelligence, preferably one that would back up the opinion that Leave voters are actually more intelligent. You can rubbish the statistics all you want as long as you provide a compelling argument against them. I'm still waiting :^)
>>68870949
most degrees are worthless, but that doesnt change the fact that the majority of the population still aspires to go to university to get one regardless of how shitty it is.
>>68871043
and its mainly dumb cunts who got Ds at gcse and left school to go work at tescos who dont have a degree
degrees are just signalling that you have a bit of intelligence and arent a complete waste
>>68871043
That's only over the last 25 years or so
All discussion should relate to betting. PLEASE go to /pol/ to argue about intelligence and voting patterns or I will be forced to ban you.
NEED Jani to get in here, disgusted by how often I get banned for tidner posting while this is allowed.
>>68871074
you get my Fb message about setting up a tipping group lid?
>>68871084
No. There must be another very confused Euan somewhere.
>>68870846
literally pol
there are thousands of smart poor people. the difference is they dont live for money like you do.
Gib tips
>>68871105
Checked filtered messages?
Whats the fucking bets
>>68871221
Yes. No message requests
>>68871233
There are no bets. Gambling is no longer profitable.
BT wants smed on Namibia dnb after seeing the lineups
>>68871245
>Gambling is no longer profitable.
Wrong.
I'm up 4p from last night's enjoyable trading :)
>>68871233
was Johnson @1.8 but now @1.3 unlucky mug
Who was it that recommended trakt? Bobbins.
reminder britfriends:
#Brexit
>>68871266
pmsl 'no'
>>68869881
This is a MASSIVELY naive statement. Do not bet anything based on this chart.
At previous European Championships you could only qualify for the 2nd round by being in the top 2 of your group so teams had to go for it, as of this year even most teams finishing 3rd qualified which led us to much of the defensive football we saw.
You would be completely moronic to think that just because you used to see a drop from the group to the knockouts in the old format that you will see a drop in this format when teams had far less need to push hard for a win in the groups.
It may stay around the same level of scoring as you saw in groups or you could arguably see a slight rise as the larger qualifying field from groups has allowed for a few slightly less able teams to make it to the knockouts.
Wimbledon winner receives 2 million pounds which was $3,003,200 at 5 pm ET yesterday. It's now worth $2,727,609
>>68871421
Gibe Duvel
>>68871517
The general public, eh? Great bunch of lads.
WTB????
>>68864034
This. The campaign of fear made by the "yes" was amazing.
Hell i'm even starting to believe that Jo Cox was killed just to make people vote "yes".
Those psychopaths at the EU won't give up their power easily and they know this will start a snow ball effect.
Today we can already see those useless bankers and professionals of the stock market screwing up the UK.
You have to be strong English people, there will be tough times ahead of you, but you must remain strong.
>>68871266
11111111
>>68871266
1111111111111111
UP BUCKETS
Got sw @2.9
bait out the biggest fraud you know yeah
>>68871686
You for thinking this tez gimmick is funny
>>68871686
Hass, he's only a fraud to himself tho. Don't think anyone genuinely believes the drivel that falls out of his gob.
>>68871706
kmt
>>68871686
>Alpay B got his channel deleted
Sad times
>>68871710
Also he's a paki. Now we are EU FREE. Taken the country back. We can kick all pakis out as well.
>>68871686
iiiiite biggest fraud i know yeah. iss dis waster names hass yeah, like hassan. finks he's like proper shrewd n that yeah, but man's TT win ratio is under 40% like
>>68871686
That >Ameribets guy is a massive psuedoshrewdie
>>68871723
what happened?
>>68871686
Mackers or Lux. Reckon Euan is shrewder than the pair of them these days.
>>68871727
On the Basi-booms account?
>>68871770
>euan is shrewder than a man who consistently beats asia
ok
>>68871770
P M S L
M
S
L
trip on euan you massive fud
>>68871761
Baiting out is considered bullying by Youtube innit
>>68871686
soccerpsychic yeah?
>>68871780
>who consistently beats asia
Who's that?
>>68871783
I tried both PGA and Lux's group recently and their asian bets were awful, Euan is a better asian tipster imo.
ON MY KNEES for a krasnodar second goal
Bet paid tipster? Been following inplay2g and he wins a lot but it mostly just seems to be basic rball shite anybody could find
>>68871853
DOWN
>>68871806
mackers is up hundreds of thousands of pounds
>>68871870
of course it fucking is
>best
IBT
>>68871890
This year? Off his own bets? I find that hard to believe, I track the bets I followed from Mackers and Lux, had a big enough sample and returns were negative.
anybody on namibia v zambia?
i'm on large over 1.5goals
>>68871920
He obviously doesn't post every single move he makes, and he's probably the most honest person out there
#Brexit £113,797,897 was traded on our #EUreferendum Market. The largest in Betfair history!
>>68871960
Thanks, maybe I'll give him another try then. I think Lux's bookmaker bets are good but it's hard to make money following him in asia.
>>68871969
Just mad. Betfair made a killing off this too
>>68871969
Bookies up insane
Is Betfair down for anyone else?
>>68872184
Y
Working on mobile though
staked 25€ instead of 5€ was quite sweaty
>>68872191
Thanks, Peter
>>68872227
do people on here actually bet such small amounts?
what is the point?
the time invested in the bet isn't worth the return surely?
serious question.
Hass did good. Good boy Hass.
>>68872293
maybe it's just a hobby for them
>>68872293
Maybe its to supplement a income until they can go full time, also can i borrow some money m8? or do you want to buy my accounts or something?
>>68872293
got to start somewhere.. how much do you bet?
is mackers fuming that leave 'won', because it affects muh asia?
>>68872342
I'll give you 50 quid for a clean 365
>>68872348
1 unit for me is 100 quid but gone as high as 10k before on specials.
>>68872293
i bet small for pleasure, something extra for the games i'm watching. wouldn't dream of actually spending any time or money on this. wouldn't want the bets to become the main thing over the games either.
>>68872360
No you havent. There is never and will never be a special you can get 10k on. Feel free to post a slip and prove me wrong though.
>>68872360
100?
>>68872355
I don't think he's very clued up when it comes to exchange rates and the like pmsl
James Mckeown
9 hrs
Anyone from the UK with money in a broker account in Euro currency lost a few large stakes last night.
>>68872293
yeah just put 5000 on remain like a le BIG BOY xD
>>68872385
Argie draw fix. Various Laos fixes.
>>68872436
PMSL, hope Joe was quick enough to correct him
>>68872436
kek. i think me gusta posted a screenshot of him telling his followers to vote remain. people can (sorry, could) choose to vote whatever option they want, but having a 21 year old essentially make the choice for you is embarrassing.
Pokerstars wacked 4% on all currency conversions, bit of a pisstake.
NO BRAKES ON THE KRAKEROY TRAIN
>>68872385
>imagine being this bitter at other people making money
pmsl
have you ever seen mackers slips? he's put 6 figures on before. so why do you think it's so outrageous that that guy has put 10k on?
you're an embarrassment
>not being on sarpsborg
P M S L
>>68872529
>-4.25
Why don't you tip Holstein Kiel while you're at it?
>>68872564
You must have a very loose definition of what justifies a special stake
>>68869143
Actualy the Iraq war was a force for good you liberal, Saddam-apologising bitch-made bitch. Educate yourself on Hitchens before you speak up in this thread about democracy and your """""""right"""""""
so fuming
>>68872436
>this man is richer than you will ever be
Cannot spake
>>68872569
didnt even see that game, it's no uwi blackbird though
Reminder that anyone voting leave is unironically retarded Picture related
>>68872385
v odd post, this
>>68872594
>force for good
It really fucking wasn't
>Ridiculous odds on ENG-SL
Definitely worth a cheeky tenner on SL@22
Carl Zeiss please focus as well as your lenses do and score at least one more
>>68872615
>your average out voter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNmPyXtaa1c
>>68872659
pmsl
>>68872678
kek at all those faggots that're gonna have to put up with more Paki Muslims now
>>68872678
>monkey hangers
Jesus, the North is grim
>>68872615
WHERE is my £50 m8?
>>68872678
>letting the public vote on this
What an utterly terrible idea
>>68872633
Yes it was Saddam Hussein was a tyranical, genocide perperator and violated almost every part of the UN Security Resolutions, invaded a sovereign country and fucked shit up unendingly for 20-odd years but yeah "muh EVIL government:(((" neo-liberals mugs fucked that up as well.
>>68872615
what's retarded is corbyn doing the worst modern job in politics of attempting to sway people to stay in. spoiler: he wanted to leave.
>b-but labour can do no wrong!
>Daily reminder not to lend Juveguy and more of your greasy fivers until he's paid everyone on /bet/ £50
>>68872759
NEED a fiver if I'm gonna make the money required to pay everyone fifty quid. Worth investment imo
How long would it take juveguy to earn enough coin to pay everyone back.
O/U 5.5 years 1.91
imagine believing any of this
zzzz missed penalty
>>68872758
I don't like Corbyn much either. Honestly I'd consider myself socially conservative and left-wing economically. A sub-group that has almost 0 political representation and results in me almost always siding with Labour since I prioritise economics. Hate that guy's foreign policy, stance on NATO, nukes, 50% women forced quotas, and affirmative action. Also Labour did basically fuck up with the EU thing as well by letting all their majority areas to succumb to UKIP by not providing any left-wing platform on the national scale.
>>68872815
Reason for EU leave was so we can have more of them. Are people actually this thick.
>>68872820
Got there anyway thank fuck, was preparing to rage
>>68872835
Yes and a black chick literally cried on QuestionTime about muh racism over the immigration policies on black people when it literally made it easier for them to immigrate into the UK from shitholes in the West Indies
Fucking
Idiots
Everywhere
>>68872752
I'm not saying he was a good guy but he ruled a deeply divided country with an iron fist and the rest was what the first gulf war was about. There was no need for the invasion and are you honestly trying to say if we could go back you think we should do it all again?
>>68872834
>>68872856
>socially conservative and left-wing economically
>Fucking
>Idiots
>Everywhere
Yeah and it seems you must be one of them
>>68872921
Tell me one (1) think wrong that I've said that isn't hinged about faceless beauraucrat talk
>>68872940
There is a reason your sub-group has 0 (zero) political representation lid
>>68872815
Isn't meewella what scots shout when they get hit in the crotch?
>>68872882
Yes, it was both a moral and political responsibility to make an example of Saddam Hussein. The war wasn't perfect and much of the reason we have a mess in the Middle East is because of the way it was managed and the premature withdrawal. This guy broke all of the 4 EU stipulations for when a country can lose sovereignty: invading a neighboring country, violating the Genocide Convention, harboring terrorists and violating the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty.
People like to suggest, nebulously, and without ever citing real evidence, that people in the Middle East and particularly in Iraq have come to almost across the board come to regret the Iraq War. The Kurds, over 30 million of whom live in the region without a country to call their own, disagree almost overwhelmingly.
How much $ placed on a betfair market do you guys reckon makes that market efficient?
Would something like 10k for a SW in a mediocre league like Romania be enough to get a fairly accurate price, assuming no other factors like unknown injuries.
>Wiener Neustadt will never score again
Should've known better.
>>68872815
Pack yer bags ya slag.
In fact, Saddam's culmination to power was probably more frightful than both Hitler and Stalin's own self-party purges. He literally ot one half of his party to shoot the other half to secure control and loyalty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CR1X3zV6X5Y
Recommend you guys watch this 10 minute video.
>>68873012
I would say the most accurate price is asia right before kick off. I think Asia is more important than BF because the volume there is much bigger. If it was a game only on BF, a few k matched within 2 or 3 ticks would be enough to say it was accurate.
DODIG MELOOO9
>>68872997
Could probably write an essay here on everything wrong in this post but this is a betting thread lid and the jani will sweep in soon enough
>>68873172
Can't wait to hear again how much of a good guy Saddam was in maintaining stability and how evil and bad our government is
>>68872997
*UN stipulations
NEW
>>>68873205
>>68873205
>68873205
PLEASE dont start talking about politics because it is fucking tedious
Official thread video
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