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Juveguy owes everyone 50 quid edition
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Cheers for the coin Juve
Glad to know my tenner on remain and leave was well placed. Telling you my methods works.
UK VOTES TO LEAVE
If you bet on remain then you're a bad dickhead and only have yourself to blame for falling for the Jewish propaganda
>800,000 vote spead
wew
Black Friday in the markets tomorrow.
>>68863999
>he thinks Argentina would win if they invaded the Falklands
What odds you offering lid, I'm keen to drop all my winnings on us winning...again...
It's official, UK's leaving
Interesting times lie ahead
RIP GBP
JUST
how does /bet/ feels about knowing they're gonna witness the fall of the EU in their lifetime?
Literally in tears of happiness here lads. Can't believe we have actually done it. I love this country. We might just be okay. Even if the rest of europe falls.
Absolutely over, remain out to 200/1
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
http://www.xe.com/currencycharts/?from=GBP&to=USD
>>68864047
Who said invasion? We just have to wait for you to come tumbling down
Having a fag for the first time in years. Fuck sake. 50 euro down.
SURRRRRRRRRRRREAL
Been saving this for a special occasion...
HASS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT ON BREXIT
>>68864070
BLACK FRIDAY
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Short everything. Except FTSE short ETFs and VIX. Long on them.
>>68864066
As long as I can continue to bet and a kebab with salad and chilli sauce is £6.99, there's no issue
>>68864084
>the uk (5th strongest economy) will collapse before Argentina (24th economy). Seriously, what odds you offering mate? Lionel Messi's sale price is like %25 of your GDP
Markets are crashing hard, jesus christ
London stock market might not be opening today
>>68864070
>Dollar still going strong
>>68864124
Weren't you going to bed, or here to spread more of your pseudo knowledge? How much you down over-all now, or did you give up betting when you couldn't win anything?
Hass is such a piece of shit pseudo. Hope he never posts here again.
>>68864124
Who the fuck would listen to you after your awful bets?
XE.com crashed.
Loving
Every
Laugh
>>68864160
I was going to but decided to take a peak at my portfolio atm.
top kek at this
>Voted Leave for a laugh
>Actually wins
lmfao
>>68864166
>following ANY namefag tipster
I'm sitting on 300 profit on TT with a 78% win ratio and I'd never trip. Do your own research and realise that these namefag tipsters are no different from the FB tipsters. They all know nothing.
>>68864155
The Dollar will grow strong as fuck in the following months, which isn't exactly good for your export industry
Ironically a Donald Trump win could bring the Dollar down again
In that case, I would put everything on gold....
>>68864193
Die in a fire
Reminder that Remain only lost because juveguy was on it
>>68864193
you posted this in the last thread
>>68864214
pmsl
Facebook going to be SURREAL when everyone wakes up
Hass is possibly the biggest embarrassment in /bet/ history. Worse than Oviedo desu
>>68864193
Feel like there's a lot of cunts like you
Birmingham voted leave!
It's done! Remain voters BTFO!
Can't wait to see your yield crash ben lad
https://tipstertube.com/profile/bengarrison
>>68864191
>portfolio
Is it as dire as your TT profile?
-42.5% and -85 profit on your competition account
-46.5& yield and -0.93 profit on your verified bets
Only portfolio you've got is the one down the jobcentre on how much of the taxpayer's money you've given to bookies
SO SO many pseudo-economists in /bet/. PMSL.
Post Remain college students crying on Twitter.
SHORT SHORT SHORT
BBC just called it. Leave wins.
RULE BRITIANNIA
>>68864255
Not looking forward to tomorrow, having a BBQ with Uni people and all of them are leftie liberals. Only thing stopping them from calling me a racist is because I'm Arab
Nothing makes a massive win better than their tears
This black guy is pretty intelligent for a Labour MP.
>>68864245
Is this looking for a reaction? Its 5am and I am far too tired to work it out. I am pretty sure no one is this stupid so I think it is. Night pal. Try getting some sleep.
>>68864284
Rub their nose in m8, rub it in and enjoy it.
>>68864229
What happened to soccer psychic?
>this utter CUNT on BBC right now
DROWNING in Juveguy's tears
>>68864315
Absolute creme egg head
>>68864229
Agreed. The problem is he genuinely thinks he is shrewd and knows what he is talking about.
REMINDER JUVEGUY WOULDNT HAVE BACKED LEAVE @100 PMSL
>>68864315
The guy used to spend all of his time campaigning against violence in video games - an absolute melt of the highest order
>>68864329
Yep, really do hope he dies in his sleep.
>>68864333
top kek
Lads, I think I might actually have a heart-attack. Staked my entire winnings from the Chicago game on this, been pissing blood and crying all day but...but we won...right?
Nothing makes this sweeter than the tears of my towns local "DJ".
tears lee
>>68864361
>Skybet allowing you to get £4k on something @6
pmsl
lel, next Scotland independence referendum is basically on
But what about Northern Ireland though?
They also voted pro-EU, right?
Will they also get the chance to vote on this?
>>68864361
No one cares about your inspect element slips
>>68864386
No one gives a fuck about NI
>>68864386
Is it time for Irish unification at last?
>>68864386
If there's border controls, unification is most likely. A split like this is also likely.
David Cameron :
Absolutely shaking at my losses today, so I went downstairs to make myself a cup of tea. That will cheer me up I thought to myself, at the kitchen table was my wife and her son. Jokingly I asked what he had bought me for fathers day, they swiftly turned around and looked at me with disgust. He isn't your son so he didnt have to buy you anything my wife said, they both chortled to themselves. I quickly made my brew and returned to my office, still hearing them joke about me. As I entered I saw another bet had lost, I could feel the pain right down to my cock cage, I have now stared into the abyss. I'm now sitting here, my wife's son is on the floor bleeding, remnants of my cup embedded into his head. My wife is screeching, I whispered into her rancid ear happy fathers day. It's over lads I can see the flashing blue lights.
>>68864673
Could've at least given it more of a brexit spin, 0/10, distinct lack of effort, see me after meme class
Lee's waifu on the beeb
PRAYING Hass has bet all his student loan on Remain.
WHO /cheeky fiver/ HERE?
>voter turnout 71.6%
Seems like that was a good tip
>Scotland gets independence in next year's referendum
>Ireland unifies
>It's just us and Wales
The sun n-n-never sets, right g-guys?
On the plus side, bale will be in the Greater England team for 2018 world cup
Why aren't you buying GBP right now?
>>68864858
>thinking we need either country
You know all the wealth comes from the UK, right? Also, even if Scotland vote again, they'll remain. Look at the actual percentages, remain won by a small margin
Also if Scotland left, they'd have to re-apply to the EU.
Can't wait though, would make bank on the odds
>>68864859
With what? I only have gbp
>>68864859
can't stop buying GBP
won't stop buying GBP
Already withdrew my 5 figure betting bankroll, redrew on the mortgage, sold my car, sold my watch, sold a kidney, sold a lung, sold my nan, sold my wife's son.
>>68864921
buy gbp with gbp idiot, you'll make a killing
Got SO much gbp
Just immagine, if that MP hadn't been killed then leave would have probably won by a landslide
I have 10k.
GBP has "fallen" but I still have 10k.
Can someone explain what has really happened?
>>68864947
Wtf does that mean? I already have gbp, why not just hang on to that?
>>68864859
Because I don't know how. Teach me.
A lot of nibs going on for this early in the morning
GENUINELY confused by this current discussion.
got MOUNTAINS AND MOUNTAINS of the queen's pound sterling.
going to be SO SO GREEN when the price rebounds.
APOLOGIZE FOR POOR ENGLISH
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN EU WAS KILL?
I WAS AT MCDONALDS EATING HAMBURGER WHEN TYRONE LEANED OVER THE COUNTER
>AY YO DEY LEAVIN'
>MORE MAYONNAISE
AND YOU?
Literally waiting outside Natwest to trade my gbp for some gbp
Are you guys fucking retarded?
I didnt mean like GBP coins, I meant GBP online.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-trending-36612989
Goff has truly made it now
>>68865037
meh was bought up much earlier in the night
>they didnt buy gold last night
PMSL
>>68865037
Pmsl
>>68865025
Like forex?
NEED a collage of Remain posters from the last few days.
>>68864859
Because it's still going down, Anon. I'm not an idiot.
I NEED a safe bet after that Brexit, lost 500
PLEASE GIMME A BET PLEASE
>>68865096
Anyone with any common sense just greened up to the max so its really pointless, half the people saying remain was an absolute lock are still massively UAC
>>68865116
Trump to be president. This will influence that.
>>68865121
this.
SUCH an enjoyable trade.
>>68865116
Pats to win the Owl
we only gone and done it boys
Night lads.
Well done to anyone who voted LEAVE. We saved our future.
Any remain voters please take your vitamin D, read a book and have sex.
>>68865350
AHAHAHAH
>>68865350
Fuck 343i
Consider me triggered.
>>68865116
Trump to win :-)
>>68865485
how about steelers vs redskins ML on steelers
Thinking betting on the giants and redsox tomorrow. safe bets?
>>68865562
>Luck swing
>Safe
Pmsl
Does Brexit somehow affect British gambling websites?
You absolute idiots, Brexit was prophesied to happen, absolute mugs the lot of ya
>>68863984
How do you want to pay denbts, Juveguy? Paypal, skrill, neteller?
Is this how we finally chemo that cancerous faggot?
>>68865666
They're up insane
>>68865666
bookies all on suicide watch
I had 500 dkr (about 50000 quid now, used to be around 50) on brexit. Afterwards i asked /bet/ what they thought about my investment. Obviously bet laughed and 'argued' how it would never happen.
>/bet/ getting something right
>not even once
Just heard a few gunshots from Polish neighbours house.
>>68866319
odds are odds, you win some you lose some
>>68866336
Fuck, They coming back home for my job
PMSL
>>68866319
Always do the opposite of what /bet/ says, unless it's female football. We know slags.
>>68866336
Please kick them back here. Too many Ukrainians on dead end jobs here
>>68866458
I was this close to adding 'except for slagball'. But since im a wagecuck, i simply havent got the time to browse /bet/ all day or look for value in ladies football
Cameron about to resign.
KEK. FUCK YOU ANDY.
Cameron resigned. New PM in October. Imagine Boris as the PM. Shambolic.
Very proud of you Brits
Driving the train. Don't know how fast I'm going. Destination end. Can't stop pushing the accelerator. Can hear screams.
>>68866642
he's no worse than cameron. which isn't saying much, i admit. i'm not looking forward to le trump comparison xd. they are polar opposites.
besides, it could be
>theresa may
shudder.
>>68866702
You really want a prime minister who actually says things like jolly good and looks an absolute buffoon. Embarrassing.
A nation uncucked.
Well done.
>>68866642
>Imagine Boris as the PM
And Trump as President.
What a time to be alive!
>>68866713
we had gordon brown. we'll be fine.
i think i'd prefer gove though. more eloquent.
>Boris
Nation in turmoil. An idiot leading the country. If you watched any of those debates you'd see the difference. Dave so eloquent, slick and prime ministerial. Boris stuttering guffawing idiot.
Honestly feel like crying lads. Was hoping to wake up and find it was all a nightmare, so angry. Can't even take solace in the fact my bet on turnout won.
>>68866790
pmsl go back to bed hass
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>>68866753
which is why gove is preferable.
bank of england governer says we will be fine.
>>68866790
Shaking genuinely lid. So so so worried.
>>68866838
Would like to see Osborne but he's for the chop as well.
>>68866837
Getting ROCK HARD seeing this
>>68866837
Cameron just resigned too
KEK
>>68866851
he comes across very 'unhuman' to me.
also, we likely would have stayed if labour didn't ignore the north (i'm not from there, but it's obvious to see), and if obama, merkel and whoever else 'advised' us how to vote.
I feel so blind for not realizing that Soros bought Gold because he knew Brexit would happen ; ;
Greece on the floor
-15% Now
Grexit WHEN?
does anyone have a pic of the Betfair market movements?
>>68866868
Boris for PM
>>68866885
Seems a bit of a robot. Would LOVE to see him talking to Putin.
Prepare Yourselves for UK Refugess
>>68866898
I mean as in the graph btw. Is there a way to find old ones of betfair?
>>68866930
come home white man
>>68866840
Been fucked by the coffin dodgers here.
YouGov poll:
Ages:
18-24 75% remain
25-49 56% remain
50-64 44% remain
65+ 39% remain
>>68866945
Imagine dying in a bit and being so senile you fuck up everything before you snuff it. Elderly neighbour will get a denture test.
FUCK. Anybody have any real idea how this is going to affect our betting in Asia? Feel ill
good morning lads, am i living in a changed world ?
>>68866913
have you SEEN his stance?
>>68867004
>he doesn't realise that's the perfect stance for a speech.
Julius Caesar, Napoleon, Stalin all gave speeches using that stance. Nonce.
>>68867020
It's a power stance
Guys do people get paid to be leave campaigners? Some absolute autist wearing 5 badges has been standing outside my store for the past few days. He doesn't even work in the centre.
>>68867063
Does he intimidate you?
Should I be buying GBP to capitalize on brexit?
>>68867080
Spoke the lad a few times even brought some products so he's alright. Just the campaigns finished and he's still here.
>>68867111
not yet
>>68867131
He might have taken a fancy to you
>>68867111
https://www.poundsterlinglive.com/eur/5082-pound-to-euro-exchange-rate-3434
>go to my local exchange office
>want to spend all my money to buy GBP (good boy points)
>they only offer some worthless toilet paper called pound or something
fokken ell
>>68867244
Kek
Topping up on Barrick Gold
>>68867244
no but seriously the pound will eventually rebound close to previous levels, you should be buying now or nowish untill it bottoms out for the day, unless the freeze the market because it doesnt stop
I'm here for my free 50 juveguy
Does brit vote on leaving EU only to win money with bets?
>>68867463
I think no one won considering all their assets devalued by 10%
>>68867490
Temporarily.
Juve, when are you going to pay denbts?
>>68867463
well their money is worth less now than it was 12 hours ago...
>>68867517
He is going to pay you in tips.
Better off not asking him.
>GIVE
>US
>A
>QUALITY
>BET
>>68867541
Fulham women V Cumberland women under 2.5
>>68867541
Panthers 13+ accy with Storm 13+
>>68867632
so rabbitos line +13 @1.5 odds
>>68867697
no. Panthers win by more than 13. You want Panthers -12.5.
>>68867711
risky as, ill do it, i believe in you mate
>>68867769
not that risky. Souths are rubbish. Penrith are decent. And if you are doing the melbourne game as well, melbourne are coming off a loss, but have their best 2 players back this week. They are also the best team in the comp.
can only imagine how many greasy fivers you idiots lost on brexit last night pmsl
>>68867944
So so so down. Not sure what to do.
>>68867795
oh god im loosing all my bets today
>>68867944
Gonna green up with gold and make it back
>>68868046
fucking chill bro. My bets last weekend looked dire until a bit later. Then all but 1 got up. It's just how I roll.
So SO much anger on faceyb
NIGEL FARAGE WANTS US TO LEAVE EUROVISION
>>68868062
There were a lot of bets that should have won but didn't. Dont bet on baseball hahaha
What sites did everyone use to bet on Brexit?
>>68868158
Betfair.
Such an enjoyable trade.
>>68868086
Just like the euro's you wouldn't win anyway
>>68868079
It's fantasticc
never been so happy about the brexit outcome, all i need now is trump to get elected, its gunna be like the crusades all over again
>>68867490
>implying I didn't swap my greasy fiver for greasy yen the day before
If no one scores in the next 7 minutes, go overs at half time. Should drop to 39-40. 4+ tries in the 2nd half will happen when Souffs give up.
>Eastern Suborb score as I stake
>Meanwhile Capalaba drop from 2.05 to 1.66
OK. Why do I even bother
>>68868383
Suburbs* So anrgy I can't even spell anymore. FH GL Over 3 was a gift.
>no Euros games for two days
>entire continent falling apart
Thanks UEFA.
Get on Oakleigh Cannons lads. Absolute value @6.50 only 1 down.
wtb for tennis lads?
>>68868432
nothing
Direct democracy's a fucking disaster, anyone who has read Thucydides can attest to that. There shouldn't have been a referendum in the first place. Fucking hell
>>68868432
Day off today lid. Johnson should be finishing up.
>>68868487
You got my £50 ready lid? Eyeing up a few bets tbqh.
>>68868487
NEED my 50 quid m8
But don't worry guys, the drop in the pound and subsequent recession can just be waved away as "project fear".
>>68868487
Oi where's my 50 quid
Barrick up 10.50%, greening up so nicely
>penrith panthers
>>68868594
>>68868583
>>68868551
post paypals
>>68868632
Going to need you to post the cash to my PO box pal
>>68868632
You've got mine. Brazil game x.
>>68868596
no easy bets today. lost on diamondbacks -1.5, lost on the angels and will loose on this as well at -4.5 and -12.5.
I will have to kill myself or just quit betting. I also need to stop listening to advice and make my own opinion
>/bet/ didn't get on cannons
>>68868632
Nice trip
goffy confirmed edgelord
>/bet/ didn't get on overs at half time
>Metro 11 shots off target
zzzzz
>>68868706
pmsl
just seen hass on the news pmsl
STEVEEEE JOHNSON
thank you tennis tibster, johnson won
>>68868791
>>68868785
SUCH A ROLL. Genuinely wet myself when I saw.
>>68868822
He came back and just destroyed it, HUPPP
![13509024_693232670830340_5496411102560748634_n[1].jpg_oh=cd56645b412a48b20dcb0ddd5c980daa&oe=57F2B685.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bCU7LJQ.jpg "13509024_693232670830340_5496411102560748634_n[1].jpg_oh=cd56645b412a48b20dcb0ddd5c980daa&oe=57F2B685.jpg")
My fucking sides, countries like Italy are going to have to put money into the EU to compensate for the money UK would have put in.
"Ayy how you want your country?"
"Just fuck my shit up SENPAI."
holy shit panthers are complete shit
Fucking hell pennith, went down to make a cuppa and come back up and you've let them back in
Was on -7.5 as well
sorry lads
>at least we got up on overs
>>68868946
mate its alright almost all tips said it was a safe bet.
I'm going to quit betting here and now, lost 600 on safe bets and I can't be bothered researcing
scary times
Remain voters SUCH cunts
Capalaba will never score ; ;
/pol/ music SO catchy
Staal Jorpeland SW @2.10
>>68869073
info?
slip?
trip?
>>68868999
Elitist pricks shitting on democracy because they didn't get their way. Democracy would of stopped us going into Iraq
>>68869026
Im not hearing any
>>68869150
On the /pol/ catalog page it automatically plays
>>68869143
>would of
>leave voters
>>68869161
Being pedantic is all you have left
>>68869131
just a muggy soccerway one, but staal are top of the league and are decent at home. Algard have been shite away. Only went small on it, still testing how I do in the lower nordic leagues.
![Reiben-saving-private-ryan-1667427-600-325[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DskZn3x.jpg "Reiben-saving-private-ryan-1667427-600-325[1].jpg")
need Cpt. juveguy to tell his lifestory before we all kill each other here
Tennis guy such a star. So so so up on Johnson.
I want a large on Switzerland to beat Italy in beach soccer, Switzerland have dedicated plenty of their budget for this one
Barrick up 4.59% since I first posted about it
who made a profit this month?
>>68869273
Me, about $17
thanks for the tennis tips, lads
>>68869388
All my tips. Feels so good.
NEED the jani to enforce a strict ban on discussion about the EU, the economy, and politics.
>>68869273
About tree fiddy
>>68869412
NEED a top tip today lid. How's the model looking?
>>68869399
Made a few bucks off your tips as well.
Look forward to tomorrow. Cheers m8.
who /GBP/ here?
