>letting the thread get archived edition
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/norn iron/ to hold out for a draw tonight lads
>>68753639
Just give me the money m8 I'll offer the same odds as a bookies
Poland Dnb and a Germany win
>>68754254
So you lose in case of draw?
>starting a new thread 80 replies early
OP IS A FAGGOT
>>68739048
>>68739048
>>68739048
Everyone back to the old thread
>>68754282
DnB = Draw no bet. If Poland draws then your stake is refunded
>>68754299
this, and return to this thread when that one goes 50 or so posts over the limit
How am I gonna do?
>>68754444
Argentina is a LOCK and way overpriced, you should put more on it, unsure about those politics though
>>68754299
>>68754327
my bad m8s
I thought it was 400 limit
beverley placepot is already down on the 2nd race. Im gonna miss it by one again.
Gone with Ginzan 315 Bri
>>68754444
nice quads, mate
Rate my bets spee
>>68756791
I think there's a higher chance of USA beating Argentina than Donald Trump becoming president and that means a lot.
>>68756791
those odds for trump are horrible
so, once you get good at bet, you can actually win a lot of money on this? or do you win as much as you lose?
poland moneyline FH
also, alternate spread of -1 poland at +180
Hey you cunts, if you dont stop overflowing onto /pol/ youre going to get the same in return.
>>>/pol/78037549
>>68758108
Obviously not a threat, but just a fact.
They will start coming here to bet, and they will bring memes.
I'd rather have Trump as president than Hillary
>>68756791
Terrible. USA simply wont win and those Trump odds are shocking
>cle
pmsl nice one Euan lad.
>>68758915
RIP CLE
Euan literally CANNOT stop losing pmsl
Need to be on germany
>>68759071
very droll
>yfw Donald Trump gets the sympathy vote and wins just like the Jo Cox effect
[email protected] in play
also why have the goals stopped elfsborg/norr
CLE SUCH a meme team
>Analysis
>Rare public tip.
kek
nth for Juveguy STILL hasn't posted why he can't find employment
>>68759228
Has nothing to do with /bet/. Don't want to face the long arm of the janitor
>>68759192
Almost instant /bet/ magic
>>68759192
OTP 111111
What is THE site to follow scores for meme leagues like Finland Division 4
>>68759318
bet365.com
Need 2 or more Norr goals pls
>>68759352
Not all games are on there sadly
>>68759318
I can keep you updated next time I play in my div 4 team
>>68759539
Who do you play for lid?
Cle pushing HARD, -0.25 might me worth
Haven't won a bet in so so long. Glad to see cle losing zzzzzz
>>68759638
I used to play for KJV/ Kanu but they are div 5 now
>>68759771
ok, but who do you play for now?
>>68759713
kek
>>68754444
Better than these guys.
>>68759827
no one, I lied
>>68759859
CANNOT win a beet
>>68759713
tip top kek
>>68759771
You should fix some matches for us, once we leave the EU we'll make sure we get a finnish meme trade deal
>tfw you had an unhealthy number of greasy fivers on Germany -0.5 FH
>>68754444
Australian sex party?
Also UK is staying sorry la
HASS IS ON FIRE
YOUR TRADERS ARE TERRIFIED
Hass can you do a one pound =====> lots of pound challenge
NORRKOPING GOAL WHEN
>>68754444
What site lets you do all that political betting? the shit Im using only has brexit and US election.
>>68759984
Cringe
Rebacking Germany -1 They're smashing em
>>68760192
-1 asian handicap for germany means that if they don't score I get half my money back? If they score I wun the odds?
pmsl milking every penny out of that Elfsborg game
>>68760192
Yeah, had some on FH, also re-backing. Müller also needs his goal after hitting the woodwork twice and assisting the first.
I want to go all in on the beast, should I do it?
>>68760043
never, FUCK
>>68760316
Nah, imagine scores are reset to 0-0 and Germany needs to win by 2 goals for your bet to come in. If they only score 1 more (and don't concede) it's a refund.
>>68760480
Thanks
>>68760419
PEN
Goff was right about Ukraine, they're all over Poland
>>68760526
7777777777777
9999999999999
>>68760535
They're out regardless of the result and since his tip was to qualify I'd say he was wrong
Can't even imagine how greasy you are, would love to test your weak little chin
>torasangel tips
>not on jew365
>neither game had 1 minute injury time
Fuck
TorasAngel SO fit
Answer my question numales
fuck forgot to bet
everyone should be EW punting on The Wealerdealer in the 7:00pm at Newton Abbot. if you can still get 7.0 then well done.
WILL GRIGG'S BANG AVERAGE Your defence is quality & is easily dealing with Conor Washington who's ahead of him and WILL GRIGG'S BANG AVERAGE
>>68761249
Autism isn't tolerated on bet.
>>68761249
I'm sure that probably sounded better in your head lid
>>68761287
you should leave then
>>68761198
Why?
UP SO MUCH from Rapid Vienna
>>68761287
>>68761343
Pmsl GOFFED
>>68761357
Haha
need germany corners like memes
>He thinks England won't face Portugal
It's written in the stars
>Götze
OUT
>>68761666
0-0 England loses penalties
screencap this
Polan
>>68761666
Hope so, love to give them a slap for 04 and 06.
>>68761573
this, need some /bet/ magic
>Ukraine to qualify value at 1.5
>Go out with 0 points and no goals scored
The absolute state of Goffy
>>68761707
>thinking TSU will score
pmsl
>>68761858
Same lid. Can NOT stand them.
>>68762016
>thinking Englel wont choke
pmsl
>>68761573
got on germany -5, that's out the window
Havnt seen bt in the voice chat for the last 4 days, getting worried tbqh
>>68762055
Nation of shithouses pal.
Sell my ass for corners
>>68762102
6 corners in a row right now dont worry
>tfw you fell for the meme and went on Germany -1 at HT
>>68762402
you fall for every meme this general has to offer tbqh
On over 3 goals for HalsenIF v Odd III for a smed.
Odd are one of the league's top goalscorers with 33 goals and have conceded 21. Halsen have scored 21 but conceded 18. Top scorers for both teams are starting too.
>>68762402
Why the fuck would you do that? NI been tough as nails and whole tournament has been low scoring
NEED Ukraine to tie this game like sex
>>68762451
Thanks Soccerway
Is 2nd half injury time > 5 minutes in Croatia-Spain free money due to muh Croatian ultras?
>>68762527
teamsheets lid, Lauritsen, Bjorneboe, Istre and Eftedal are all playing today
1
>>68762643
Thanks fotball.no, they play pretty much every match
>>68762587
Going to hold off a bit but might get in on this, odds @ 13
NEED a German goal like air
>>68762714
13 where? 6.5 at 365
>>68762688
Good luck if you follow!!
UKRAINE has 66% ball control vs Polish 34% yet they're losing
>>68762746
>muh possession
>>68762746
Wow this is so rare! It never happens!
>>68762746
Crazy
>>68762746
Strange post
>>68762732
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Id5jMKQh0
so so true, pmsl
>>68762746
zzzzzzzzzzzzz
Mueller needs to score a fucking goal
>>68762922
That's considered a rich persons car in Europe?
>>68762746
crazy how nature do that
>>68762922
All the rich girls at my school drive a Mini
What's the most a /bet/ has won? I want to try this but I'm afraid most of the people win big get lucky. Is anyone here making a living off /bet/?
>>68762746
Not sure if le epin b8 but Leicester conceded 60 or more % possession most matches and still won the league
Englel spent 99% of their match in Slovakia's half and still couldn't win
>>68762714
fucking 3.35 on unibet
>>68762922
No thats the I have this on finance, call me princess and I do lemo off of peoples willies on the weekend
>>68762986
no
but a lot of privileged girls aged 18-23 tend to go for this kind of car payed by daddy's wallet, dont ask me why
>>68763027
Bet they don't ride your mini
>>68763083
Kek
>AMOKO
NEED AMOKO TO WIN
>>68763273
>>68763209
this, put on my wives son's life on them
>>68763273
>>68763209
spoopy
>>68763289
His father will be furious
>>68763061
Do NOT like seeing this flag along with such posts.
>Boo FK
Spooked me lads
>>68763321
his gang will probably keep me as their bitch for the next decade
t-thanks for the tip
>>68763289
Only put a small one on when I remembered they were already in-play. Got an absolute shite price.
NEED a big win soon. Wife's son wants to start uni and needs cash for his place.
>>68763209
>>68763273
my wife and her kids are going to get kidnapped, raped and tortured by Loan Sharks in front of my very eyes if they don't win
>>68763351
They should be loosing, rats costing me my bet
>>68763368
Trade memes for your losses
>>68763424
Maybe I will steal some memes from the meme supplier I work at
>>68763083
Scribbly about to smash this shit.
Also what happened to tips having to be verified? Seeing loads of non-verified tips counting towards the competition.
>>68758146
Betting is degenerate, I'm pretty sure.
>Gauthiod miss their penalty
>Amoko still haven't scored
cbfa anymore.
so will croatia tonight?
>>68759868
Jesus christ, I've only had pennies on Englel and even then I'm upset at their performance. I'd be stomping kittens and beheading strangers if I had that kind of money on the useless cunts.
>>68763722
>3/10
>4/10
fucking retard pmsl
>>68763064
>>68762733
at bwin
>not backing croatian degeneracy at these odds
EDGES are ten-a-penny… there’s any number of ways to approach a market and still be right but the ultimate edge is knowing yourself and understanding your own boundaries and more importantly your mind. On top of this having a systematical approach to placing and managing your trades in the markets, it becomes it’s own kind of ‘edge’. And so execution of your move becomes EVERYTHING!
>>68762986
No, just a "omg so pretty daddy pls buy it for me" spoiled white girl car.
>>68764021
Peter? Sounds like Peter.
>>68764069
so CLOSE
not a fan of this new "lose every bet" meme
>>68764009
will this be inplay?
>>68759868
>>68763965
some britfag was literally going to an hero today in the last thread as he lost his £2k+ savings on england and had rent to pay in a week. i wonder what happened to him
>>68764086
you get used to it
>>68763963
what, lose?
probably, no modrić and ćorluka and loss is even more acceptable for us because we would end up third and play against wales I think, which is a far better option then france or italy
that is if the hooligans don't kill the ref tonight just to kick us out, they've been announcing that all day
>>68764109
I am not sure, hope someone else can answer your question
>>68764167
sorry, meant will croatia score*
What is everyone doing with the Spain game? I've settled on Czech DNB @1.72. If they lose, Turkey ACTUALLY ends 3rd place, which will NEVER happen.
>>68764141
it hurts
Have a 4 multi for germany, poland, czech, spain wins
Should i cash out at 3.2 rn? Bet a tenner
damn, saw inplayman make an in-play bet, didn't even have time to post it before it went through.
>>68764255
please DO NOT shill twitter tipsters
>The guy who battered his little daughter to death on the news.
>>68764255
Inplayman pls go
>>68764237
no way czechs will lose this one
as for cro-spa game I have my money on spain even though del bosque will make some changes in the squad, croatia is just terrible without modrić
Exploding with rage. I think I need to hurt someone.
Who posted the Amoko tip yesterday?
spain XI unchanged, croatia without modric, what is the bet on them tonight? win to nil or can croatia score? or is anyone on under/overs
>>68764309
This. Pay me back or face the consequences IMMEDIATELY
>>68764281
why would you abuse and murder your loli daughter like that? should of been kissing and cuddling her not hurting her :(
Do Croatia qualify even if they lose?
I hope you all got on The Wealerdealer :)
>>68764309
>getting on a Latvian 2 Lyga tip posted by anyone other than myself
You deserve this tbqh
>>68764342
Yes Croatia have qualified.
>>68764008
>>68763722
yeah i'm a fucking retard, didn't want to lose 3rd place
>>68764360
Shame I only put 20p on it
>>68764403
Thanks cunt
>>68764437
any win is a win my man
Croatia have basically given up, 4 players including modric has been reeted with spain playing a full squad. Spain is easy money
>>68764360
Fugg I forgot
Combined Spain DNB with Czech DNB for a nice 2 odds. Free money lads.
>BASIBOOMSEUROTIPS
>863%
>>68764522
Why are you DNBing Spain?
>>68764564
they dont have to win doe
>>68764522
how does dnb work in combi?
>>68764614
how it works normally
>>68764546
PMSL forgot all about this, I must be pretty high in the rankings surely
Shaking in bed waiting for a Amoko goal, the Green hue of bet365 covering my bed and the surrounding area like a sweet meadow where young lovers would happily lay.
But this is no time of joy, the clock is slowly reaching half time and yet there is no goal. I begin to sweat, praying to each diety for one goal.
It doesn't happen.
"Fucking potato niggers" I scream at my phone, cursing the cuckold that tipped it (>>68739379). My wife awakens angrily, "Stop shouting you'll wake up my son" she says with venom. It is too late, cries began to seep in from down the hallway, each whimper triggering my wife.
"You worthless piece of shit, I have work in the morning and you wake me and my son up because of your habit" she says whilst getting out of bed "I don't have time for your shit anymore I want you gone in the morning, you'll never amount to anything." Slamming the door as she leaves the room I sit in silence, "Am I really this pathetic?" I think to myself, my head racing from all my recent losses.
I stand, grabbing the snowglobe I had bought my wife for our sixth month anniversary and I follow her down the hallway to her sons room.
Blood and immatation snow is now staining the cream carpet, my wife's son is looking on in horror at the scene that has just unfolded. The faint sound of Peppa Pig can be heard under his screams, I turn to look at my bleeding wife "Who's going to amount to nothing now Janet?".
>>68764638
just above me pal
Betmamba has dece banter desu
>>68764651
>same story
zzz shite. Make a new one
GAMLA GAME GOAL PLS
>>68764693
Could just write your biography
>>68764635
If one of them draws the bet is off entirely?
If one of them loses and one draws the bet is lost entirely?
Anyone know some kind of bet win dance? Like rain dance but for winning bets
>>68764651
don't you ever forget who took your money and made you a monster you are today
Just did my Gematria calculations and Illuminati research while using part of my psychic intuition and it all points to Brexit happening regardless of what people will vote and the polls will be rigged in favour of it
>>68764723
/bet/ magic is real
>>68764735
if one selection is a draw it is removed from the acca. if the other team wins the bet loses.
>>68764756
Exactly the opposite is going to happen
>>68764736
BITCH DAB BITCH DAB
if any of u go for the dnb acca just take the asian 0.0 on both teams instead of the dnb, it gives you better odds and basicaly the same fucking thing
>tfw /bet/ threads always look fun
>tfw too responsible to start gambling
Reminder that I have NEVER profited in life
>>68764651
zzzzzzzz Paki detected, begging you to go get some ESL lessons from BT to improve your atrocious spelling and grammar.
>>68764908
nobody needed reminding of this
Halsen REFUND IS INNNNNNNNNN
>bad betty
>>68764908
being a good gambler is a talent and skill, maybe you just aren't cut out for it
>>68764908
Do you know why that is?
>>68764614
>>68764564
DNB cause I don't FULLY trust Spain. Croatia can be surprising at times.
If one of the two DNB's becomes a draw, it will void on the betslip and the odds will disappear, the other stands.
>>68764995
think i've got the short end of the stick in terms of luck
>>68764911
what do you expect from someone doing chemistry in uni fella, juveguy is the paki here
>>68765026
If you really believe that you're probably not gonna make any profit in the future either
>>68765028
huh
Official thread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9I_Y13Qj6A
>>68765028
Agreed.
Over 2 in the Czech game is the ONLY bet you should be making tonight
>>68765026
buy a horseshoe
>>68765075
Bad bet. Spain might only make one and I would not be 100% sure that Croatia manages to score.
Large on FH unders.
Dream the meme lads
>>68765095
Please learn to read before you @ me again you dirty Paki
>>68765103
on this as well 1.50 odds
>>68765103
under what? 1.5?
>>68765075
Okay Rasheed.
>>68765129
combination for both games?
>>68765075
BTTS and O2.5 @2.7
>>68765143
Yeah 1.5
New info about CRO squad: manager will start without modrić, ćorluka AND mandžukić, with at least four literal whos in the starting 11
spain with their strongest team, they want that first place really bad
>>68765103
check turkey only?
>>68764253
Nah, you're good. Have the same bet.
>>68765213
shaking
>>68765213
Corluka is starting you mong. Don't ever think of posting here again.
>>68765221
Med on Spain
Spain SPESH STEAK
Small on SH injury time 4 minutes @ 5
Turned 3.43 to 29.97
>>68764341
Degenerate
>>68765401
turned 24 to 0 today
>>68765401
How
who /nonce/ here?
Who /Czechovers/ here?
How amused will you be if Goffy's nap for the tournament and his tournament outsider tip both get eliminated in groups with no points and no goals scored?
>>68765401
Turned 37.50 to 0
Need one eskillsmine goal pls
Turned 260 to 0.
Turned 415 to 0.
>>68765454
Won some bets
>>68765440
>>68765611
>>68765657
>>68765685
>>68765738
Damn
>>68765494
Likely
gonna delete my posts, don't want to be part of this gimmick
Why haven't Spain scored yet ffs
>>68765768
Implying you're not a gimmick
