>letting the thread get archived edition
no good pictures +edition
>Helpful links
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>>68739048
>no title edition
>No /bet/ in the title
>>68739086
i fucked up
you all deserve it desu
Killing myself tonight lads, got £200 left to my name and rent is due next week; gonna fuck a hooker raw and then eat so much takeaway before jumping off my building.
It's been fun lads, I was an idiot to bet on England
>>68739142
Where do you live? Want to check the news
>>68739142
>killing yourself over money
cant you claim benefits ?
>>68739142
post slip
SHAKING WITH RAGE. A non brit making a thread.
>>68739048
HOW MANY CORNERS WAS RUSSIA WALES?
LAMOKO/02 @1.75
Latvia 2 Liga
21/06/16 17:45
With a win here in Latvia 2 Liga, AMOKO/02 will climb to joint 2nd with Salaspils and trail closely behind current leaders Rīnūži, who they face next week. AMOKO/02 are the second highest scoring team in the league and have totally dominated their past two games with a 4-0 win against Olaine and a huge 7-1 against Dinamo Riga last Tuesday. Monarhs-Flaminko are a similar league position as Riga and their recent 5-1 victory was against Traktors who are sit abysmally with 1 point. With a win tomorrow, AMOKO/02 are in a great position to take the lead when they will play leaders Rīnūži next week.
Comparables -
Monarhs-Flaminko - Dinamo Rīga 2-1
Olaine - Monarhs-Flaminko 1-1
AMOKO/02 - Dinamo Rīga 7-1
Olaine - AMOKO/02 0-4
https://tipstertube.com/post/68842
PS - Hi /bet/, it's been a while.
>>68739379
*AMOKO
>>68739217
Portsmouth, I'll probably do it during the night so you'll see it in the local news tomorrow. Still deciding whether it should be by jumping or drowning.
>>68739239
Only JSA as I'm over 18 and have no dependents, I'd still be £2k in the hole though
>>68739303
pic related
>>68739537
>Dying and missing a WORLD bet from Euan
It's like you want to be bashed by the bookies
>>68739537
good bye anon
>>68739537
Mate money comes and goes, never bet more than you can afford to
>>68739511
praise allah
According to http://twitter.com a lot of England's players are playing badly, but my eyes are seeing England absolutely dominant.
>>68739686
Alhamdullilah brother
>>68739379
first time I hear about these teams
>>68739537
Don't kill yourself lid.
>>68739753
pmsl
>>68739379
You haven't evolved from prestaking Latvian 3rd tier yet?
>>68739537
Don't do it pham
>>68739537
NEED you to stay alive
>>68739537
Definitely jump , drowning sounds horrifying.
>>68739537
You can make it back, and more in time, don't do it
>>68739970
Nodding at this post
>>68739537
Know how you feel bro :/
>>68740086
No you don't you fucking cunt. You lost pennies on a lotto bet.
cunts couldnt even score one goal against fucking slovakia who's population consists of several inerconnected villages and donkey cart travel is the main source of transportation
>>68739753
>He hasn't made thousands with AMOKO handis and Overs
>>68739537
If your gonna jump, make sure you will actually die and not live as paraplegic lel
>People doubted me when I said the England game is going to be under and 0-0 at FT
>>68739537
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SngYwMsxJ4U
>>68740108
i know a slovakian girl and she is awesome and pretty and i want to marry her
>>68740177
It was only 1.55 for unders or I would of took it
>>68740313
Advise you to get tinder
>>68740317
Under .5 at HT was 1.98 senpai.
>>68739379
why cant i find these fuckers on unibet?
>>68739537
Don't do it fella, money isn't everything
>>68739537
I'll buy your account for £50
My wife's boyfriend is a dentist. I watch her get drilled an hour a month.
>>68739537
my mate did the helium asphyxiation method
>>68740400
VULTURE
>>68740358
Tinder is for sluts, my slovakian cuty is real and pure
>>68740375
I was surprised to see the Latvian Liga 2 on bet365, it's not on soccerway and if it's not there I pretty much assume it doesn't exist as a league.
>>68740513
zzz. His account is worth more to me and my £50 is worth more to him. Seems a fair deal.
>>68740554
First week betting? How many Jager bombs for the lads are you up?
>>68740554
Posted quite a few Latvian liga 2 tips
MUM I MADE IT
Euan can you a host a £1 to £100 challenge
England
From the bottom of my heart I applaud you.
Time and time again you deliver the LOLZ to everyone around the world.
Sincerely
an Irishman
>>68739379
sup lad, where have you been?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN2EObs6QOE
Lads, is this, dare I say it, the sound of the summer.
(Other than Galantis obviously)
>>68740612
>First week betting?
It is, well guessed lad.
>How many Jager bombs for the lads are you up?
If you count the ones I've had whilst trying to get my model working then I'm down about 4 or 5. They're a special type of Jager bomb though, with Irn Bru. It's called a fannybomb, highly recommend it.
>>68739537
Sell your accounts to people for enough money to pay rent.
Stop betting forever.
>>68740751
talking big sense lid
Fed up of losing money on Hass tips.
Alright lads
£1 to £100 challenge is GO
Brazil : Serie D
Volta Redonda vs URT MG
>Half Time Result
Volta Redonda @ 1.95
£1 gets you £1.95 back
three outcomes win draw loss
bet on one of them 33%
bet on two 66%
just gonna bet on two outcomes from now on
found a way to beat the bookies lads bet on all three for safety
>>68740824
#ON with my last pound
>>68740751
Why would people buy your account? Seems a silly investment if there's no money in it.
>>68740864
so shrewd
Never mind, my bookie doesn't have that game :(
>funds should reach your account in 3-5 days
Filtering the terms 'Hass' 'Hassan' and 'paki' until my win rate reaches 75%+
>>68740890
nibs.
>>68740864
Bookies don't like him.
Find out his cheat to cheating the system
>>68740903
Same. Nigga get some other stuff.
>>68740824
Wanted to do a 10 to 1000 challenge for shits and giggles. I started last Friday, turned 10 into 100 and then put that on Croatia and lost it all on the same day.
>>68740922
Ha$$
>>68740824
I'm in.
You better be right bout this negro.
>>68740997
sounds like you sure did a challenge, a 10 to 0 challenge. haha!
>>68740922
H4SS
already had Volta FT on my slip haha
>>68740824
Can you give me an alternative bet PLEASE
>>68740922
p4ki
Not sure how this works but is this decent
>>68741038
With him here
>don't want a job
>can't make money betting
think I'll try and sell my body to the night, or join the criminal underworld or spend all my dole on lotto tickets
>>68741064
Would pay for/10
>H4ss filtering any criticism
>>68740922
Corner shop monkey
>>68741043
>>68741006
>>68741031
Thanks for the you's lids
>>68741103
all solid plans to be honest
>>68741038
Botafogo FH handi when it gets to -0.5
>>68741103
>tfw bi
>tfw would literally suck dicks for money
>tfw no idea how i would set this up in a way i don't get infested with the aids or stabbed
>>68741171
OK trusting you m8 with my last pound.
>>68741104
PLEASE give me helpful answers
>>68741172
Why don't you do gay4pay instead?
>>68741203
I don't know what that means.
Wish people would say more concretily "bet on x lads good tip" instead of "on medium game put wife's son on it"
>>68741243
cam sites lad
Damn the bookmakers are giving absolutely shit odds for u.5 @ fucking half time for Germany.
>>68741266
Aren't those sites usually filled with other guys?
I imagine the supply far outweighs demand.
>>68741299
As usual in life, be good looking and you'll be ok
>Hass already settling the tip as a win
KEK
>>68741339
My life got fucked the moment I was born ugly
>>68741410
pmsl at least you don't have a freakishly small head
>>68741410
pmsl can't say the same fortunately
Imagine not unloading your entire roll on Morata top scorer given how easy Spain's route to the final is.
>>68741410
Unlucky lad
>>68741507
Need to stake my bankroll on one of your tips any good ones upcoming?
>>68741434
pics NOW
Juveguy SUCH a ladies man
>>68741550
Not for the foreseeable future
>>68741299
nobody wants to see your skinny dick you little faggot
Reminder that ARP hasn't put up a tip in 10 (ten) days
>>68741434
Fell behind at work because I was just sat there TRYING to imagine what it must look like.
>>68741550
Legirus Inter simply do not lose tomorrow
>>68741410
zzzz men cant be ugly unless you are genuinely deformed.
be hygenic, fit, dress well and get hair that suits you
all these are things you are in control of
>>68741608
pmsl keep forgetting to turn my facebook private
>>68741434
I have a small head, it just makes my shoulders look wider desu
>>68741619
quality over quantity desu
>>68741634
>men cant be ugly
Have you not seen Juve?
PLEASE can you buy my mixes
https://www.discogs.com/artist/3033982-Eloquentia
im about to kill myself after so much on england tonight. is there a /bet/ cunts?
>>68741710
>one mix released on Armin van Buuren's label
You've made it lid.
I mean it has released millions of stuff but still :)
>>68741685
and he isnt fit or hygenic
>>68741846
fuck off
Getting a couch delivered lids today for my /bet/ set up courtesy of uwi blackbirds
>>68741904
>he hasn't had his eyebrows threaded
Not sure what sort of life you're living right now, mate
>>68741943
you are actually a piece of shit, really hope you get hit by a car and end up paralysed
>>68741976
forgot my trip
>>68741976
#eyebrows on fleek
>>68741933
How much did you win
Genuinely concerned about Albania desu. He's been on edge for a few weeks now and staked at least 800 euro on the wrong side in the PSG game by mistake. Not had a message or comment or like on tt from him either.
#PrayforAlbania
>>68742060
Hes fine
Taking a few days off to go back to his family.
Sister finishes her GCSE this week, so family dinner
>>68741609
Fuck off potatonigger.
>>68742052
4k, I was getting one anyway but this just sped up the process. need to grab another monitor still and a couple of framed things
>>68742204
How the fuck did you win 4k?
Gonna feel stupid if Raheel Manji wins.. Drifted to 2.62 as I was staking so I decided against it. Still don't feel comfortable betting on sports where odds drift so much.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4ow3uq/uwi_blackbirds_vs_rendezvous/
so, so shrewd
>>68742237
I got on at 3-0, rebacked large at overs6.5/8.5/11.5 and the goal right on ht made the dream.
>>68742237
Not him but max lay was 1.2k AUD and there were 14 first half goals.
Surely you can work out that people might have had a bit on.
>>68742316
>>68742319
I have no idea what you're talking about but ok.
Congrats.
>>68742319
>max lay
What dos that mean? max bet?
>>68742349
First week betting?
>>68742369
Yes.
>>68742319
What the fuck? I was getting £130 lays on AH and O/U and ~£200 on EH on a clean account
>>68742359
Zzzzzzz
Eurobet brought in the slugs.
Google is your friend.
>>68742399
Was getting 1.2k AUD on line and 2k AUD O/U. Guess they are more generous to Aussies pmsl.
>>68742400
I've been here for months and haven't quite grasped it.
Does it mean the same as limits?
I mean I know what laying is obviously but don't understand how it plays into max bets
>>68742442
Yeah I wouldn't expect to get that much with a fresh account on that game
>>68742442
Using the robot call bet thing? Only had a few hundred in my account anyway so wouldnt have made much difference to me
>>68742459
Max lay means max stake changes by the odds. Use your head.
>>68741171
>Botafogo FH handi when it gets to -0.5
It's at 1.45. Worth it?
>>68742459
It means the max amount the bookie will risk losing on a bet
>>68742280
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/4oyy3o/england_wales/
bad day
>>68742512
[–]nqvinh94 2 points 6 hours ago
Wishing Luck 4U bros
Why is our """community"" not so nice and pleasant?
>>68742488
nah
>>68742527
fuck you juve
>>68742485
Yeah robot call.
Read an article in the paper the other day that the government wants to axe the robot calls which will fuck me royally.
NT state gov opposing it because the Euro bookies have their licenses their and state makes good revenue from online gambling.
Hoping for the best.
genuinely wondering if euan will make profit this week
>>68742527
because reddit is full of beta cuck males and 4chan is full of alphas
>>68740548
>woman
>pure
Ya nah
>>68742582
LOL
>>68741064
PLEASE help me
>>68742573
going to be tez if we have to call up and wait 30+ seconds for some wageslave to find the game
>>68742625
whats funny mate? can i come live at yours if i visit Finland?
ISN such shitbags voiding UWI overs
>>68742582
Climbed on top of my bunk bed to applaud this post
>>68742580
I've got him covered, for now
>>68742656
sure if my mom lets me have a buddy over
>We thought we'd let you know that as part of our fantastic Euros Bore Draw Money Back offer, your account has been credited with the stake(s) from the following losing bet(s) on Slovakia v England:
pmsl forgot about this
>>68742580
I can assure you my models have gone through rigorous testing over the end of last week and the weekend.
Each now has a strict 2-/3-variable system and I will not be posting outside this system. There was a solid MEDIUM bet today but I missed it because I was talking to my mum pmsl.
>>68742793
>>68742728
Mums so so so important
>>68742803
if by "important" you mean -EV, yes
>>68742678
>I've got him covered, for now
What did he mean by this?
Can someone post a tip fast PLEASE. I've got £1 left in my account and I'm eager to lose it
>>68742834
>His mum isn't the centre of his life and he doesn't bet on behalf of her
Scots
Giving you all free money.
Pablo carreno busta has won 1 set of tennis on grass in his whole career. Youzhny is @1.72 to beat him 2-0
I've gone full autism lads
Checked which results were needed to find out England's opponent next round, then used bookies odds to calculate the percentage of that happening
good luck playing Hungary m8s :^)
>tfw 13 possible scenarios where penalties decide the final standings
pls happen
>>68742853
suicide @ infinite value
no more suffering and only costs your life
basically a free bet
>>68743046
pmsl
>>68743046
Just do what you want to do cunt. /bet/ will always make fun of you.
>>68743046
Don't go near her
>>68743046
nibs
>>68742263
zzzz of course he won
>>68743103
is that what you tell yourself when your wife's son hides his shits in your cuckshed?
>>68743046
Did she only mention that she's a single mother after the dates and not beforehand?
If so you're getting fucked in the ass mate, get out of there before you end up literally becoming the definition of a cuckold
>>68743046
being a cuckold is more a mentality than anything, and in that regard, i hate to break it to you but you're already one, m8
>>68743135
>giving advice must mean your in the same situation
go to bed finland.
>>68743174
i really should
>>68743103
im not sure what i want desu
>>68743124
why?
>>68743145
she just mentioned it today and i said i wasnt sure and i will speak to her tomorrow
ffs lads ANOTHER day of wageslaving tomorrow. Just want it all to end tbqh.
Will complain again about how tez it is in the morning. xx
Hass. WHERE are the goals?
>>68743240
>she just mentioned it today
just imagine the other things she could be hiding from you
>>68743240
Single mothers usually aren't just looking to date. Be careful you know what you want out of the relationship and that she's on the same page
>>68742488
very likely coming in now, but 1.45 just wasn't good enough of a price
>>68743258
Pardon lid?
>>68743290
Volta game
>>68742938
1.80 on Skybet desu
>>68740824
>>68740824
WHY HAVENT THEY SCORED YET???
REEEEEEE
>>68742938
This legit lad
Gonna put all my money on it if it is
>>68743296
Need to make this tenner desu
Rball has me CONCERNED hass
>>68743362
please dont cop this, quality is shite
>>68743354
Can check my TT if you want. Tennistipster. I'll tip it later but it's good odds and likely
>>68743386
Cashout's looking v. v. tempting
>>68743312
v v worried
>>68742941
>0 replies
Cant believe I am the first one to try to say how sad this is
Also
>any model not based on xG
Why even bother?
>>68742941
Very very worried about you
>>68743419
Forgot pic
>>68743400
>implying I'd buy that with my greasy NOKS
>>68743426
>he doesn't base his model on xD and >.<
>>68743464
Fuck off, Hass
hate Hass so so much
kinder egg i posted from a couple of days ago has been snapping me pure filth lids.
to keep it /bet/ and /sp/ related, scotland is THE bet for the weekend -13 too generous
>>68743409
Right putting my last twenty on it if it loses I'm giving up on gambling
>>68743549
Probably better tips coming up wait a bit.
>haven't had any (you)'s since updating my filter
Very concerned over whether my mental state can handle this
>>68743534
vs Japan?
Did you watch the first game? Not sure on that one desu.
>>68743561
Fair enough will wait already following you on TT
>still 0-0
sweating atm for my 2 euros
>>68743595
this but unironically
>>68743426
>>68743432
Just think of all the 10NOKs you can put on Hungary to finish 2nd with this information
literally the second WORST challenge i've competed in this. not even the first tip's off the mark
Whole list of Wimbledon qualifiers tomorrow. Gonna be a good day.
>>68742319
Man. It must have been off the books shit that a bookie allows you a max lay of 1.2k AUD
off to /r/sportsbook, huffing and puffing
>>68743581
watched the first game, wasnt impressed by japan.
Scotland looked rusty but I'd blame that on the conditions, look at the set piece statistics in combination with possession and territory. Scotland were dominant even with the rust last game, see the second test being a blowout
Obviously it depends on what squad vern puts out but -13 is very tempting either way
Ibra to score @3 tomorrow, thoughts?
>>68743722
drugs
>>68743722
lend us a fiver?
>>68743722
lend juveguy a fiver
volta and urt half time result draw?
>>68743772
>>68743782
Sadly it's in cash
>>68743800
Only if you already backed Volta HT result
>>68743802
get a train ticket to London and go bait out Hass at Stratford westfield
>>68743826
Such a BAD tip baka
>>68742941
>>tfw 13 possible scenarios where penalties decide the final standings
But thats wrong. That only happens if the two teams that need to be seperated have drawn against each other (as H2H is the first tiebreaker) then goals scored in the matches between the two teams, then GD, then amount of goals scored in all group matches and ONLY after all that is penalty shootout used and even then only if the two teams that need separating are playing each other on the final night of fixtures. If they are not facing each other then they get separated by fair play record.
No result can see Portugal tied with Hungary after the tiebreakers are applied
No result can see Iceland and Austria tied after tiebreakers are applied.
>>68743802
Walk into a laddies and put it all on Wales to win the euros
Turn one pound into nothing challenge
>>68743802
Your story doesn't add up, you gambled away 2k like a degenerate but you still had 200 in cash? Why didn't you at least ATTEMPT to gamble your way up lol
What a day! Took part in two (great) challenges.
£10 ==> 0
£1 ==> 0
>>68743916
how many years since you last won a bet?
>>68743916
thought you were a big shot on tipstertube
what happened
pmsl even Botafogo FH handi doesn't come in. Good thing the odds were too shit to get on.
>>68743046
>Wife's son memes are real
>>68743901
Rent's due in a week, no way I could get back to £2k with that, there are no certain results with huge odds
>>68743916
i will lend you a fiver for a pic of your cock
>Kershaw wins vs Strasburg tonight.
Pretty epic match up. Thinking Kershaw o9.5 strikeouts is worth a bet if you're bored.
>>68743889
If you look at the fucking image, you can see that the 13 scenarios I mentioned are Iceland and Portugal or Iceland and Hungary drawing. Iceland drew 1-1 with both teams, thus H2H points, H2H GD and H2H goals scored are all the same. These EXACT scenarios also have points, GD and GS in all group matches equal. According to the Wikipedia page, it is at that point that a penalty shootout decides the winner.
Fair play record is only if 3 or more teams are tied after all tiebreakers and pens aren't an option.
DAC
>>68743937
Biggest win in the last week
>>68744006
Wait fuck
The "final night of fixtures" is where I fucked up. I just figured they'd play the shootout the next day in a different stadium. Which would be silly.
I'll remake the table tomorrow using Fair Play records instead ;_;
>>68743970
take your possessions and get a ticket to somewhere start a new life 2bh suicide would be a waste
>>68744017
kek
>>68744078
Told you.
shot on target :^)
>>68743722
Put it all on Poland eventual winner
Who watching Red Sox / White Sox?
PLEASE can someone lend me £1 for Hass' next challenge
ate a whole tube of jaffa cakes
>>68744137
enjoy your diabetes
>>68744099
I'm sorry anon. Will you ever forgive me?
Portugal currently has 2 yellows
Hungary 4
Iceland 5
looking good for Portugal desu
whats the next £1 to 0 challenge? cmon im starting to itch
Up on greyhounds today
Sheffield Mon June 20 2016 14:57: Shlow Down Tina - Win
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 15:28: Coolchase Willem - Win
Sheffield Mon June 20 2016 15:38: Foxy Rascal - Win
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 15:48: What A Man - Win
Sheffield Mon June 20 2016 16:18: Bet At It - Loss (3rd)
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 16:27: Cu Sith Fifi - Placed
Sheffield Mon June 20 2016 16:37: Zaazu - Loss (3rd)
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 16:47: Rathglassin Mag - Loss (3rd)
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 17:07: Gizmo Lightening Placed
Monmore Mon June 20 2016 17:22: Vienna Shimmer Placed
Was actually more fun than any soccer bet I've placed these days with the exception of the UWI game..
>>68743561
INSANE odds in an acca
Finally got an EU write-up done. Looking for an opportune moment to post it.
