I for one welcome the new age of non-autist OPs.
es legit or no?
I seriously doubted that Wonderboy could pass through Rory
Now I think we gonna see a Lawler-Condit 2.0 where Wonderboy scores points from meme kicks but this time the judges gonna give it to him
>Brett Okamoto @bokamotoESPN
>Sources close to Anthony Johnson tell me he pulled from Glover fight due to family matters, not injured and shouldn't be out extended time.
Has this been posted yet? What the fuck happened that causes him to pull out of a fight a month out?
Hunting with Brock,
>doesn't want to risk the fight against jon
>he didn't give them enough time because he knows that gus or other top lhw won't/can't take it on short notice
>even if glover wins it won't be a big win since it will be a who-tier guy, so rumble will still be the next in line
>if he says muh family no one will question it much
genius move desu senpai
Still salty that Rory couldn't stop the Wondermeme. Now it is all down to the Blood Orc bro to stop this until it gets out of control.
Am I the biggest pussy you've ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?
>very first thing Jon says
Have all you DC dicksucking posters been trying to cover up that Jon is the gay one all along?
Is this a perfect coincidence?
>to hype his mandrama career
He's doing it cause he wants to do it, not cause his career needs any hyping. If he loses, I believe he'll come back for a rematch cause that's just who he is.
>tfw you will never eviscerate prairie dogs with Brock
I want the Cavs to win more tonight than any ufc fighter in human history.
If the GSW win tonight apehoop gets renamed luckchuck
Steph Curry scores 40 tonight, wins the finals MVP and /sp/ shitposting reaches new lows
were double teaming dat dick, right anderson?
ehh.. ees normal... thank you god thank burger king
are you under the influence lad? its ramadan
>There’s no skipping around the fact that Miesha Tate is hot, and Bryan Caraway is hated on mostly for being her boyfriend. However, Caraway did every male MMA fan a favor and shared some stories about their life under the covers! While on MMA Roasted, Caraway dove in and shared some details on what goes on behind closed doors between the two! “I’m not gonna lie. It’s pretty awesome,” stated Caraway.
>When asked if they were into choking, he responded, “I don’t think we’re into the choking— we have enough of that in our normal daily life. I can tell you it’s pretty interesting. She’s crazy— nothing too weird. But, you know. I’ll let your imagination do its thing. It’s pretty gnarly, I couldn’t ask for anything more. Think about all of your fantasies. It’s THAT much better.”
OAM vs Northcutt for the title of best """""natty""""" """""light weight"""""
Mighty Mouse thinks Paige VanZant can be champion
vocaroo is haram, you wouldn't abide by my rules peacefully anyway. be serious
>Mcgregor fired Ido Portal
will he ever be the same fighter?
The Emperor of Meme's. I don't remember it being as bad as this
god damn it. this guy is never wrong and i have $50 on nunes
Is this all Ronda needed to beat Holly?
>Cerrone is now top ten in ww
>Ceronne vs blood ork might be too spicy for human consumption
>Assuming cowboy gets to the second round, I know I know
so....is post strikeforce cyborg just a meme, or she going to be the "one" for wmma?
Her last fight was satisfying to watch. Most of her fights are.
Because he legit hates people. He wants as little to do with them as possible. He lives as far away from humanity as he can, and spends his time killing things and then eating them.
Because he's a man.
>Rory MacDonald has a problem with broken noses and he isn't sure how to fix it.
>[...] had his nose shattered in a TKO loss to Robbie Lawler last July at UFC 189. His nose broke again in a unanimous decision defeat to Stephen Thompson in the main event of UFC Fight Night 89.
>MacDonald said that it fractured multiple times in training before the fight with Thompson as well. Surgery is a possibility, MacDonald said, but he doesn't know if that will work either.
>"I don't know," he said. "I broke it actually a couple times before this fight. I have no idea what to do. I gave it time, it kept breaking. I don't know if surgery is gonna be the best route. I really just have to take time. I'd probably at least look into surgery, see if that can make it stronger, because just time off didn't do sh*t."
>MacDonald (18-4) didn't fight for 10 months after falling to Lawler. He almost went the whole fight without having his nose busted by Thompson, but it happened in the fifth round during an exchange.
>"I don't know what it was," MacDonald said. "I was just trying to throw combinations and tuck my head. Something landed and I felt the waterfall start. The familiar feeling."
>MacDonald's future is murky all around. This was the last fight on his contract, so now he becomes a free agent after losing two in a row. Now, the issue with his nose has cropped up, meaning MacDonald will likely need some significant time off.
>When asked about possibly coming back to fight at UFC on FOX 27 in Vancouver on Aug. 27, MacDonald immediately shut it down.
>"My nose needs surgery," he said. "I'm gonna need some time."
Fedor is being accused of a massive conflict of interest and it's probably true.
They made the chick judge (the only one who scroed it a draw) answer for her scorecard on live TV and grilled her about it.
She says "Fedor should have been stopped" and they get super pissy.
Another leading official present at the event was Radmir Gabdullin, a former M-1 Global fighter who is infamously known for being an avid supporter of Fedor. He was the official responsible for watching over the three judges who scored the bout. His name was conveniently left off the press release that announced the judges.
Literally a fake, manufactured goat.
Fedor fans are faggots.
When is /heem/ going to become a shithole once again? Too much real fight talk. I miss the ''le tattoed pikey'' fans. I hope UFC 200 will spicen up the atmosphere and bring back the casual crowd.
>They made the chick judge (the only one who scroed it a draw) answer for her scorecard on live TV and grilled her about it.
I mean, the Match TV presenter said he agreed with her, so I think "grilling" is a bit of an overstatement
This lady has bought herself a one way ticket to the gulags. Anyone got a vid of her being questioned on television about her scorecard?
10-8 rounds don't get properly scored in MMA all the fucking times. It happens on every other card, people are only getting pissy about this because they hate Fedor and hate Russians.
>The first round you have counted 10-8 or 10-9?
>The rest, it turns out, Fedor?
>You worry much. Your excitement due to the fact that the result has not converged with the results of the other two judges?
No, it's not because of the draw. Fedor is very close to me. Firstly, it was very difficult to look at it, almost without showing emotion. Secondly, always hard to make a decision not in favor of a person who you are close to. But the judges have to be judges, it is work. I think Fedor will understand.
>With someone consulted with you about the damage Fedor took?
I looked at the general condition of Fedor and saw that the eye has been closed after the first round. As a fighter decision still takes a doctor. And if the doctor told me that the fight should be stopped, I would have stopped the fight and would not argue with the doctor.
>If you were the referee, would have stopped the fight?
Yes, I would have stopped. In Russia, MMA tournaments are run by a judge from the Union of MMA in Russia, the organization created by Fedor.
No other judge had to justify their scorecards on national tv.
Because they had it 10-9 Fedor. The RIGHT score.
The editorial on the Match TV website piece literally goes on to say that a 10-8 card is totally justifiable. Fedor fights in Russia are huge deals, so obviously a lot of attention is going to be paid to their scoring when one judge calls it a draw, a rare occurrence in MMA generally.
Difference between a possible 10-8 not being scored and the absolute beating Fedor took in that round. He got heem'd all over for about 4 minutes straight.
Kinda funny that Fedor was saved by the 10 point must system. If that was a Pride rules fight he would've (well should've because Russian judges) lost pretty clearly.
It's pretty obvious. If you didn't say "fuck Fedor" like a butthurt little kid I wouldn't have that sort of ammo against you, you'd just be adding 2 and 2 together and getting 5.
>A russian website goes on to justify their obvious favoritism after pulling the one judge asideby saying "These things happen in MMA"
You are literally retarded.
Stop sucking Fedor's cock, it's not a good look.
Go watch Magny-Lombard. 2nd round of that fight is Lombard taking shots when he's flat on his face and not moving whatsoever. It's much worse, considering that Fedor was winning the 1st round handily before he got dropped. Not a single 10-8 was scored for Magny. At least Maldonado got one. What I'm saying is that the scoring in the Fedor fight was less ridiculous in recent UFC fights.
>Claudia will never sneak up behind you while you're at your computer browsing /heem/ and wrap her arms around you and say in her deep manly voice - voice cracks and all - that she won't let you go into you call her sexy. Then giggles and starts squeezing you while kissing you on your shoulder and moving down your arm
Thompsons style is fucking boring, unless someone stands in front of him. These karate guys are like dancers...in a fucking video, jumping around. This is going to RUIN MMA, which is why Dana is selling the company. He knows it is about to plummet... I want to see a FIGHT. If I want to watch boxing and some guy dancing... I will watch boxing. I don't want to pay for "tactnical wins". I wanna see brawls I hope Lawler sleeps this dude for the sake of the UFC and the sport...otherwise....let the era of the "DANCE OFFS"....begin...
GET IN HERE
WE ARE LIVE
caught up in your own cuck memes
He's an idiot, but he's mostly right.
Think about it, this kind of decisionators ruined boxing.
It's ok when there's one guy doing it, Cruz is my boy and he gets a pass because not even a younger generation trying to replicate him managed to do what he does. Plus, he knows he's a target who will make someone very famous one day, so it's ok.
But Jones is becoming a decisionator. Thomson will become one. MM is still exciting but eventually he'll go down that path too.
This is gonna be boxing all over again, fucking hell. I enjoy tactical fights but even in those something needs to happen. Cruz's fight with Dillashaw and Faber were in that style, but at least it was entertaning AF.
>My boy Rory lost to this shit
I'm s done with this semen slurping sport.