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>>68693097
ngannou
threadly reminder
>Canada
>>68693108
but why
I for one welcome the new age of non-autist OPs.
post miesha
>http://sportv.globo.com/site/combate/noticia/2016/06/thiago-marreta-substitui-brunson-e-encara-gegard-mousasi-no-ufc-200.html
es legit or no?
>>68693202
>That stance
>That weak guard
>Chin up in the air
>Zero head movement
>>68693254
If Gay Guard loses this fight he should retire
>>68693207
He's lived in Canada for the past 8 years.
I seriously doubted that Wonderboy could pass through Rory
Now I think we gonna see a Lawler-Condit 2.0 where Wonderboy scores points from meme kicks but this time the judges gonna give it to him
>>68693271
Thiago Santos isn't good off his back. Boring humpfest win for Gay guard.
>>68693273
why would he live in canada, has this something to do with his treatment?
>Brett Okamoto @bokamotoESPN
>Sources close to Anthony Johnson tell me he pulled from Glover fight due to family matters, not injured and shouldn't be out extended time.
Has this been posted yet? What the fuck happened that causes him to pull out of a fight a month out?
>>68693315
it looks cozy af
>>68693273
did he move when obama got elected?
>>68693202
>knocked down from an arm punch thrown while stepping back
lel
>Sherdog
http://forums.sherdog.com/threads/i-have-a-bad-feeling-im-going-to-die-tonight.3271533/
where are the memes about cormier sucking JBJ's dick
Rockhold VS Wonderboy
Who's the most good looking man in the UFC?
>>68693220
>bulgaria
>adan
>memesters
>not autistic
>>68692738
He's here for one fight, to hype his mandrama career, he's gonna come forward, and it's not a good idea against hunt.
>>68692925
Brock and WWE don't want more than one fight.
>>68693438
fuck florida i'm moving to based south dakota
>>68693273
pretty sure it's been more than 8 years
>>68693441
DANIEL CORMIER GET THAT DICK READY BOY
>>68693438
>>68693475
Hunting with Brock,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Unvb9rAhcLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX33-tfT57M
>>68693445
Cuckhold is the unanimous #1. The rest is a toss up. Jouban prob #2
>>68693493
Did Wonderboy fuck his wife?
>>68693319
>doesn't want to risk the fight against jon
>he didn't give them enough time because he knows that gus or other top lhw won't/can't take it on short notice
>even if glover wins it won't be a big win since it will be a who-tier guy, so rumble will still be the next in line
>if he says muh family no one will question it much
genius move desu senpai
>>68693587
>ywn hunt with brock
*smacks lips*
daniel...
FUCK EliaSHIT FAGodoreau
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_JqQuwA0Q8
>>68693691
lol
>>68693648
I see the mod is here
>>68693587
>>68693649
Mark is gonna hunt Brock.
>>68693202
lawlervsdiaz.webm
Still salty that Rory couldn't stop the Wondermeme. Now it is all down to the Blood Orc bro to stop this until it gets out of control.
>>68693691
jon...
Am I the biggest pussy you've ever met and you want me to suck your dick like you told me?
>>68693722
>related video
>very first thing Jon says
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7jhx4Ui04E
Have all you DC dicksucking posters been trying to cover up that Jon is the gay one all along?
>>68693579
>>68693691
>>68693441
Is this a perfect coincidence?
dc I..
>>68693477
>to hype his mandrama career
He's doing it cause he wants to do it, not cause his career needs any hyping. If he loses, I believe he'll come back for a rematch cause that's just who he is.
>>68693952
Not with UFC 200 coming up soon, it will only just get worse from here on now. The Brazilian is showing us how
>>68693649
>tfw you will never eviscerate prairie dogs with Brock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5SjD-KcSkE
>>68694053
>>68694052
can someone post the "sweaty octagon man staring at wmma fighters" meme?
imma succ that dick dan
I want the Cavs to win more tonight than any ufc fighter in human history.
If the GSW win tonight apehoop gets renamed luckchuck
>>68694184
What are the Cavs?
>>68694184
Haha that would be epic man
Epic for the win
>>68693889
DC is right, Jones can't punch for shit
>>68694202
thanks senpai
>>68694213
that thing behind your shin bones
[opens mouth widely]
nice dick daniel
artem
natty or unnatty?
>>68694213
>>68694433
Natty
>>68694433
lol
>bring in raymond daniels so you can figure out Wonderboy
>Only tactic is to meme roll at his legs
>>68694184
Steph Curry scores 40 tonight, wins the finals MVP and /sp/ shitposting reaches new lows
>>68694433
tainted suppliments
were double teaming dat dick, right anderson?
ehh.. ees normal... thank you god thank burger king
>>68693981
>>68694052
My goodness
MOAR
>>68694624
LMAO
>>68694433
that's not how you spell GOAT
https://youtu.be/KcZMQkMtw0U
Is he right, /heem/?
>>68694433
Collegiate/olympic calibre wrestlers are the biggest roiders in MMA.
t. Yoel Romero
I think Brock is natty but it wouldn't surprise me if he's been juicing hard.
>>68693493
r8 my banter
>>68694730
Epic
Epic for the win
>>68694749
delete this
Y all deez black niggas be doing all this gay shit and shit?
Sheeeeeeeit
Lmao
>>68694369
>>68694447
are you under the influence lad? its ramadan
>>68694749
Holy shit. So that's what a 5 division difference in size looks like
>its a the sperg shitposts all thread because he didn't make the op episode
Memes indeed
>>68694777
>>68694822
hahah nice
>>68694433
Brock "Usada Exemption" Lesnar
Reminder that Brendan "The Hybrid" Schaub thought McGregor could be welterweight champion of the world
>>68694850
I wonder if every general has its resident autist or if we are blessed
>>68694777
>>68694822
>>68694847
>>68694876
What are you so triggered about?
>>68694827
would you give /heem/ a vocaroo in arabic with some wishes and advices for the holy ramadan
>>68694661
what the fuck happened here?
>>68694660
>There’s no skipping around the fact that Miesha Tate is hot, and Bryan Caraway is hated on mostly for being her boyfriend. However, Caraway did every male MMA fan a favor and shared some stories about their life under the covers! While on MMA Roasted, Caraway dove in and shared some details on what goes on behind closed doors between the two! “I’m not gonna lie. It’s pretty awesome,” stated Caraway.
>When asked if they were into choking, he responded, “I don’t think we’re into the choking— we have enough of that in our normal daily life. I can tell you it’s pretty interesting. She’s crazy— nothing too weird. But, you know. I’ll let your imagination do its thing. It’s pretty gnarly, I couldn’t ask for anything more. Think about all of your fantasies. It’s THAT much better.”
OAM vs Northcutt for the title of best """""natty""""" """""light weight"""""
>>68694888
that's embarrassing DESU
Is Serra-Longo a meme gym?
Seriously, what is his problem?
https://youtu.be/QnpR3d5QuQ0
>>68694884
Mighty Mouse thinks Paige VanZant can be champion
>>68694928
why does " T B H" become DESU? And why does " F A M" become senpai?
wtf is up with this board?
>>68694749
>Don't talk to me or my side hoe's husband ever again
>>68694954
desu senpai
>>68694954
HOT
BLACK
DICK
JON
>>68694987
meant for >>68694943
desu
happy father's day to all the dads on /heem/
>>68694908
vocaroo is haram, you wouldn't abide by my rules peacefully anyway. be serious
>>68694983
>>68694954
lol you're right it does
type in 'f a m' and 't b h' it becomes senpai desu
>>68694433
>http://www.citypages.com/news/brock-lesnar-god-not-steroids-built-me-like-a-black-man-6565611
He's natty
heem isn't being very careful today
>>68695009
this guy better check the milkman
>>68694913
torn kneecap
extremely painful
>>68695036
>>68695036
>>http://www.citypages.com/news/brock-lesnar-god-not-steroids-built-me-like-a-black-man-6565611
Bork "Usada Exemption" Lesnar
>>68694943
is it autism?
>>68695009
Her dad is white?
>Mcgregor fired Ido Portal
will he ever be the same fighter?
>>68695037
they should be VERY careful
>>68694921
complete butterface
yoo what's good website to stream ufc or tonight NBA?
are you team rose or karolina?
>>68694888
burn the coal pay the toll
>>68695099
when? got proof?
>>68695087
"Dad".
>>68694888
>running charlie horse
fucking brutal
>>68695120
ufc.tv
>>68695125
hoping for double heem
>>68695125
Wish I had a foot fetish 2bh
>>68695101
the 5'5 club
How quickly would wonderboy heem Nick Diaz?
>>68694888
>Tfw Bosse-O'Donnell mandrama gets POTN and this doesn't
>>68694943
>>68695081
>it is beautiful music
https://twitter.com/MMAHistoryToday/status/744612220718309381
>>68695202
either 15 min or 25 min
>>68694888
>turning ur back and walking away at the highest level professional of mma
nice sport you got here
>>68695245
she was acting weird the whole fight, never seen anything like it.
>>68695245
>highest level
lol
>>68695161
thanks
>>68695269
She was on her period and the body work triggered her cramps.
>>68695208
o'connell got fucking robbed
Funnily enough the two fights I was looking forward to the most were the shittiest fights. What Smilin sam and the red meme were thinking is beyond me
>>68695125
sponsored by IKEA
Reminder
>>68695419
The Emperor of Meme's. I don't remember it being as bad as this
>>68695485
it gets worse when he faceplants
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuZCoj7ShRA
Cote got cucked
>>68695364
this is probably true
>>68695506
>betting on WMMA
>>68695506
god damn it. this guy is never wrong and i have $50 on nunes
>>68695419
pls no :(
>68695566
>he bought the snake oil
That's Onnit. O-N-N-I-T. Onnit.
>>68695604
WATCH IT
>>68695506
>Giving a scam artist free press
>>68695506
seriously nunes is a good bet at +225
>t. cuck who doesn't bet
>>68695638
I was, live, I turned it off after the first round because I was just depressed and annoyed
>>68695638
Am I being a pussy or should that have stopped way earlier? Did that guy die? I actually never imagined it'd look that ugly.
Is this all Ronda needed to beat Holly?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8yqD-t6Otk
>>68695506
Kek he's gonna lose it all isn't he?
>Cerrone is now top ten in ww
>Ceronne vs blood ork might be too spicy for human consumption
>Assuming cowboy gets to the second round, I know I know
so....is post strikeforce cyborg just a meme, or she going to be the "one" for wmma?
Her last fight was satisfying to watch. Most of her fights are.
Rory is still my boy ;_;
>>68695860
>lame Youtube sketch character
t. 2007
>>68695948
How the fuck did Lawler actually start doing better when he moved to UFC. It's usually the other-way around.
>>68695994
calm down edgelord
>>68696020
Stop posting Ed Bassmaster, dad.
>>68696006
Steroids
Wonderdad seems like a nice guy
https://youtu.be/_UTYTaGtjNk
>>68696006
American
Teroid
Team
>>68696074
>Ed Bassmaster
who?
>>68696006
He moved down to Welterweight
>>68693315
Because he legit hates people. He wants as little to do with them as possible. He lives as far away from humanity as he can, and spends his time killing things and then eating them.
Because he's a man.
Anyone else hate Mark Hunt, but like Brock Lesnar?
>>68696212
A big man. With a little white dick.
>>68696342
I'm the other way around ;)
>Rory MacDonald has a problem with broken noses and he isn't sure how to fix it.
>[...] had his nose shattered in a TKO loss to Robbie Lawler last July at UFC 189. His nose broke again in a unanimous decision defeat to Stephen Thompson in the main event of UFC Fight Night 89.
>MacDonald said that it fractured multiple times in training before the fight with Thompson as well. Surgery is a possibility, MacDonald said, but he doesn't know if that will work either.
>"I don't know," he said. "I broke it actually a couple times before this fight. I have no idea what to do. I gave it time, it kept breaking. I don't know if surgery is gonna be the best route. I really just have to take time. I'd probably at least look into surgery, see if that can make it stronger, because just time off didn't do sh*t."
>MacDonald (18-4) didn't fight for 10 months after falling to Lawler. He almost went the whole fight without having his nose busted by Thompson, but it happened in the fifth round during an exchange.
>"I don't know what it was," MacDonald said. "I was just trying to throw combinations and tuck my head. Something landed and I felt the waterfall start. The familiar feeling."
>MacDonald's future is murky all around. This was the last fight on his contract, so now he becomes a free agent after losing two in a row. Now, the issue with his nose has cropped up, meaning MacDonald will likely need some significant time off.
>When asked about possibly coming back to fight at UFC on FOX 27 in Vancouver on Aug. 27, MacDonald immediately shut it down.
>"My nose needs surgery," he said. "I'm gonna need some time."
>>68696408
>>Rory MacDonald has a problem with broken noses and he isn't sure how to fix it.
Titanium nose. Problem solved.
>>68696408
Robbie literally deleted his noes
is cowboy a threat at 170?
>>68696452
No
Cote is old and shot, any top WW will destroy Cowboy
>>68696514
but he looked like a munster
>>68696571
against cote
>>68696452
Wonderboy couldn't stop Coté but Cowboy did. Guarantee in the future Cowboy will be challenging for Wonderboy's Welterweight belt.
>>68696614
>MMAth
Every fight is different, believe you me.
Happy Father's Day /heem/
>>68695765
>>68695638
Fedor is being accused of a massive conflict of interest and it's probably true.
They made the chick judge (the only one who scroed it a draw) answer for her scorecard on live TV and grilled her about it.
She says "Fedor should have been stopped" and they get super pissy.
Also:
Another leading official present at the event was Radmir Gabdullin, a former M-1 Global fighter who is infamously known for being an avid supporter of Fedor. He was the official responsible for watching over the three judges who scored the bout. His name was conveniently left off the press release that announced the judges.
Literally a fake, manufactured goat.
Fedor fans are faggots.
>>68696614
Cote is more shot now than he was against Wonderboy
>>68694888
That spinning backfist would have been beautiful finish if it landed
>>68696717
>Russia is a corrupt shithole
More news at 11
>>68693254
Santos is DANGEROUS. Gegard has everything to lose and not much to gain.
>>68696667
link to the embedded vid for feels
>>68694888
did that front kick actually hit her or
>>68696828
It's from when he lost to BisGOAT,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZFAWUlD81o
When is /heem/ going to become a shithole once again? Too much real fight talk. I miss the ''le tattoed pikey'' fans. I hope UFC 200 will spicen up the atmosphere and bring back the casual crowd.
>>68696717
>They made the chick judge (the only one who scroed it a draw) answer for her scorecard on live TV and grilled her about it.
I mean, the Match TV presenter said he agreed with her, so I think "grilling" is a bit of an overstatement
>>68696809
>unlike america
:DD
>>68696717
This lady has bought herself a one way ticket to the gulags. Anyone got a vid of her being questioned on television about her scorecard?
>>68696898
I see you missed last nights kerfluffle after the fight
>>68696717
10-8 rounds don't get properly scored in MMA all the fucking times. It happens on every other card, people are only getting pissy about this because they hate Fedor and hate Russians.
>>68696889
6:46
>>68696902
>The first round you have counted 10-8 or 10-9?
10-8.
>The rest, it turns out, Fedor?
Yeah.
>You worry much. Your excitement due to the fact that the result has not converged with the results of the other two judges?
No, it's not because of the draw. Fedor is very close to me. Firstly, it was very difficult to look at it, almost without showing emotion. Secondly, always hard to make a decision not in favor of a person who you are close to. But the judges have to be judges, it is work. I think Fedor will understand.
>With someone consulted with you about the damage Fedor took?
I looked at the general condition of Fedor and saw that the eye has been closed after the first round. As a fighter decision still takes a doctor. And if the doctor told me that the fight should be stopped, I would have stopped the fight and would not argue with the doctor.
>If you were the referee, would have stopped the fight?
Yes, I would have stopped. In Russia, MMA tournaments are run by a judge from the Union of MMA in Russia, the organization created by Fedor.
No other judge had to justify their scorecards on national tv.
Because they had it 10-9 Fedor. The RIGHT score.
>>68695292
>I would've picked right if I didn't fall for the MacDonald meme
>>68696934
lel
What a retard.
>>68695638
Big John would have been all over this.
>>68695292
>heem knows its mma
What I found funny was that Khabib picked UFC 194 right but not a single memestar here got everything right even with clear multiple picks submitted.
Just a reminder that iron sharpens iron
>>68697006
The editorial on the Match TV website piece literally goes on to say that a 10-8 card is totally justifiable. Fedor fights in Russia are huge deals, so obviously a lot of attention is going to be paid to their scoring when one judge calls it a draw, a rare occurrence in MMA generally.
>>68695638
to be fair he was defending/punching back the whole time
>>68696934
Difference between a possible 10-8 not being scored and the absolute beating Fedor took in that round. He got heem'd all over for about 4 minutes straight.
Kinda funny that Fedor was saved by the 10 point must system. If that was a Pride rules fight he would've (well should've because Russian judges) lost pretty clearly.
>>68697038
It's pretty obvious. If you didn't say "fuck Fedor" like a butthurt little kid I wouldn't have that sort of ammo against you, you'd just be adding 2 and 2 together and getting 5.
>>68697099
as it turns out humans are not iron
>>68697120
>A russian website goes on to justify their obvious favoritism after pulling the one judge asideby saying "These things happen in MMA"
You are literally retarded.
Stop sucking Fedor's cock, it's not a good look.
>>68697145
Go watch Magny-Lombard. 2nd round of that fight is Lombard taking shots when he's flat on his face and not moving whatsoever. It's much worse, considering that Fedor was winning the 1st round handily before he got dropped. Not a single 10-8 was scored for Magny. At least Maldonado got one. What I'm saying is that the scoring in the Fedor fight was less ridiculous in recent UFC fights.
>>68697045
He couldnt strip a single point from Carvalho after 5 fouls on Manhoef
>>68697212
Magny didn't literally face plant you retarded bong.
>>68697193
In supporting the decision to score the round a 10-8, the site is trying to justify their favoritism? Is your brain broken?
>Claudia will never sneak up behind you while you're at your computer browsing /heem/ and wrap her arms around you and say in her deep manly voice - voice cracks and all - that she won't let you go into you call her sexy. Then giggles and starts squeezing you while kissing you on your shoulder and moving down your arm
>>68697235
Mangy was winning the round, you tard. It was Lombard who was being mounted and pounded on the entire time. If you watched the fights in question you would know this.
>>68697264
>Being baited this bad.
>Obviously madposting.
>Obviously mentally handicapped.
Shhhhhh
>>68697245
Its the UFC live show that sucks not the plebs that were promised something great and didn't get it.
Thompsons style is fucking boring, unless someone stands in front of him. These karate guys are like dancers...in a fucking video, jumping around. This is going to RUIN MMA, which is why Dana is selling the company. He knows it is about to plummet... I want to see a FIGHT. If I want to watch boxing and some guy dancing... I will watch boxing. I don't want to pay for "tactnical wins". I wanna see brawls I hope Lawler sleeps this dude for the sake of the UFC and the sport...otherwise....let the era of the "DANCE OFFS"....begin...
GET IN HERE
WE ARE LIVE
https://youtu.be/CQkuLuX0iQ0
https://youtu.be/CQkuLuX0iQ0
https://youtu.be/CQkuLuX0iQ0
https://youtu.be/CQkuLuX0iQ0https://youtu.be/CQkuLuX0iQ0https://youtu.be/CQkuLuX0iQ0https://youtu.be/CQkuLuX0iQ0
>>68697320
permaheem yourself
Ngannou vs Brock
Who wins?
>>68697307
Was getting the facts completely the wrong way around your idea of an epic b8? If so, great job.
>>68696372
A big dick with a little white man?
>>68697390
Ngannou - Submission(Punches)
>>68697359
I had no clue MMA Nation was such a shit show.
>>68697390
Borkork, easily.
>>68697392
You're to easy, go to sleep silly faggot.
Fedor is still shit.
>>68697390
Ngannou litterally murders him.
>>68697320
why do overused ellipses and absolute retardation go hand in hand so frequently?
>>68697418
>>68697511
caught up in your own cuck memes
So who here's ready for MMA to be owned by upstanding entrepreneur ROBERT KRAFT?
I guess it's better than some fucking soulless chinks.
>>68697523
Why are you so hostile?
>>68697359
thank god, i needed to hear the premier minds of MMA today
is jon boney joney a can crusher?
>>68697775
Yes
>>68697320
He's an idiot, but he's mostly right.
Think about it, this kind of decisionators ruined boxing.
It's ok when there's one guy doing it, Cruz is my boy and he gets a pass because not even a younger generation trying to replicate him managed to do what he does. Plus, he knows he's a target who will make someone very famous one day, so it's ok.
But Jones is becoming a decisionator. Thomson will become one. MM is still exciting but eventually he'll go down that path too.
This is gonna be boxing all over again, fucking hell. I enjoy tactical fights but even in those something needs to happen. Cruz's fight with Dillashaw and Faber were in that style, but at least it was entertaning AF.
>My boy Rory lost to this shit
I'm s done with this semen slurping sport.
>>68697775
Yeah Gustaffson is the biggest can he fought.
>>68697850
tristar and cruz practically invented decisionating you fucking retard
Does anyone else believe a foreigner could never beat them? Especially a soft yank from the suburbs.
>>68697850
>>My boy Rory lost to this shit
it was more like rory lost to rory
he wasn't there in the first place, that fight was just a ticket to free agency, bellator and money
genki sudo was on mewvment long before thta fucking word was a meme
long before memes themselves
fuck u all motherfuckers
stop hatin and spoutin random nonsensical bullshit over the internet
this is not your personal blog
this is heem
>>68697245
I agree. If I hadn't been so nervous watching the Rory vs Wondermeme fight the crowd's booing might have upset me just as much as that guy.
I don't love my girlfriend anymore /heem/
>>68697850
you're an idiot
>>68697850
Wonderboy has had more stoppages than decisions in his UFC career, and has 3 performance of the night bonuses from them.
Also, boxing didn't evolve into that you dumb shit. In the early days it would go 30-40 rounds of dudes clinching.
>>68697999
It would be over in the first exchange
>>68697999
every foreigner is terrified of a 5'9 skinny inbred anglo from some shithole in northern england. If you ever step foot in my country i will personally heem you back across the ocean
>>68698137
pics? we could tell you if we love her or not
Why is no one talking about the fact that Wonderboy is 33
He's not young at all
>>68698185
>tfw 5'10" and still feel like a manlet because everyone around you is 6'0"+
>>68698161
>>68698185
Back up dude
>>68698208
Silva started his UFC run at 31. He's got more years left than Rory "Deleted" MacDonald.
Reminder that Dan Henderson will be middleweight champion in 2017
>>68697955
How bout reading the rest of the post, dumb fuck?
>>68698065
>Spaniards talking out of their ass again
Wew.
>>68698149
Great response, boxing Swede. Plus the meme image to cap it off, you're really moving up this world, buddeh.
>>68698160
Now he does. Watch how cautious he was against Rory. Same shit will happen against Lawler. He's a can crusher who just recently moved up to the big leagues.
>B-BUT MUH HENDRICKS
You mean post USADA Hendricks? Real tite.
>Showing you know jackshit about boxing
Alright then. Somehow what Norton, Marciano, Ali, Frazier, Foreman, Tyson were doing is comparable to what Mayweather, the Klitschko brothers and the rest of the boring fucking bunch are / were doing.
>Tl;dr you're a fucking moron.
>tfw unironically 5'8"
>>68698446
BUILD IT
>>68698371
Michael "The "The Natty GOAT" Count" Bisping has never been beaten by a clean fighter. In the USADA era Bisping would heem Hendo in 2 minutes.
>>68698429
>it's ok if people i like win by decision but if anyone else does it the sport is ruined
tripfag logic, go kill yourself
>>68698429
>Alright then. Somehow what Norton, Marciano, Ali, Frazier, Foreman, Tyson were doing is comparable to what Mayweather, the Klitschko brothers and the rest of the boring fucking bunch are / were doing.
>Somehow what Pep, Benitez, Whitacker and the rest of the boring run away fighters is fuckin' comparable to Gennady Golovkin and Sergey Kovalev
>Hey look everybody I'm a giant fucking sperg
>>68698446
>tfw 5'10" and you can heem a 6'11" blackbelt in a minute flat
get in my guard bro
>>68698371
>Thinking the NATTY GOAT can lose
What did he mean by this
>>68694433
pic related is lesnar in high school
no stunted growth, hasn't had a coronary yet. 100% genetically gifted natty god
>>68698672
LUNCHBOX HANDS
>>68698672
u know kids in high school sports juice yeah?
>>68698672
UFC 200 conference when
I just want to see Brock having to sit in front of a mic for an hour whilst Hunt accuses him of roiding
>>68698672
Kids in school have tattoos in America?
>There is an alternate universe where Brock-Fedor at UFC 200 is about to be the first octagon murder and end MMA for good
Is this truly the darkest timeline?
>>68698885
only the retarded ones
>>68698906
Why do you want Fedor to be murdered?
Do you think you could beat Valerie and Joanne at the same time?
>>68698885
Yes. I knew a guy with his name tattooed across his back in HS.
>>68698197
You won't. She's fat. Has a pretty face, but fat. We've been dating for 5 years and I feel less for her every day.
>>68697263
You will never roll with Claudia: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYDCy7yGi_Q
>>68698906
Brock would have been heemd by Fedors opening flurry.
>>68698885
I once saw a 15-16 year old with tattoos.
So yea it happens.
>>68698548
>Being a strawmaning autist
I like Cruz because he can make a decision win a great technical match.
Fucking goof.
>>68698549
>Somehow this negates anything of what I've said
Okay, babe.
>>68698672
>hasn't had a coronary yet
no but he suffered with diverticulitis for a while and lost a fair bit of intestine in the process
will canada ever be good at anything, heem?
>>68699309
They're pretty good at being ceaselessly argumentative jerks on 4chan.
>>68699309
No
Once Bisbing heems GSP stiff Canada is done
>>68698885
half tattoos because they found out it hurt and they didn't finish it
>>68699309
Canada's own Randa Markos won last night
>>68697850
>I hate guys that play it safe and win on points
>I love Rory MacDonald
Pick one.
>>68699061
What do you think she smells like?
what does heem think of the ketogenic diet?
there's this doc who said it's good, he says tons of things, that soy is basically poison and shouldn't be consumed even if fermented, animal fat is good for you, vegetal oils are mostly very bad with few exceptions like coconut oil, and more.
>>68699432
This. Rory is so conservative he didn't open up on a clearly wobbled lawler.
>>68699309
I feel like """rory-fag's""""' shit posting somehow wore off on macdonald
>>68699506
From that guys position, seafood.
>>68699506
a dojo
Thoughts?
>>68699432
See >>68699224
Idk how can you think Rory is boring, but okay.
>>68699687
Cerrone has 17 wins in the UFC?
Really? Is that not counting WEC?
>>68699694
>le circle and spam jabs man
Wow I love technical striking Rory is so amazing
>>68699506
like a sweaty brazilian dude
>>68699774
guess its just counting ufc?
>>68699774
It is just UFC
what are you doing until the next ufc card?
>>68699774
Just counted his record myself, it's all UFC.
>>68699866
>>68699906
Yeah i had no idea he had THAT many fights
Dude is 17-4 in the UFC
>>68699687
The first 3 have or had UFC belts, do you thin Cerrone or Maia will ever get belts?
>>68699915
Bthomom
>>68699840
>Shook so hard he devolves into meta shitposting
Wew.
Fucking hell, I come to Spain for one weekend and you faggots choose exactly this weekend to peak in autism. Exactly as I'm about to leave. Can't imagine what you animals did last night during the event.
>>68699915
>next card is july 7th
>TUF finale on the 8th
>UFC 200 on the 9th
>>68699687
hughes should sign back up, fight some more cans and pass right by everyone
>>68699694
The ONLY time Rory MacDonald is entertaining is when his face is being caved in.
>Circle
>Circle
>Jab
>Jab
>Circle
>Jab
>Circle
>Circle
>Jab
>High kick
>Circle
>Circle
>Jab
Yeah, it's thrilling.
wtf i thought the game started at 9
>>68700188
It does
The game of thrones lol
>>68700160
watch his fights against tarec (former champion) and woodley (title shot), rory has amazing stand up.
wonderboy is on a completely different level than everyone at 170
>>68700160
>It's a 194er semen slurper talking shit about a subject he's just become superficially familiar with
Wew.
>>68700256
I just described the Woodley fight. He stayed on the outside and jabbed him to death. I'm not saying the guy doesn't know how to win fights. He's just incredibly conservative.
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/6/19/11973482/mma-news-report-with-brunson-out-thiago-santos-fights-gegard-mousasi-at-ufc-200
>>68700160
macdonald is programmable
he has entertaining styles, and bs styles
will she ever claim ufc gold?
>>68700462
woodley is explosive af with great wrestling, rory went after him and kept him against the cage for 3 rounds. extremely impressive, honestly.
>>68699915
Well we got Rampage fighting next week
The fucking heart ;_;
>>68700570
and kimbo in july
>>68700562
and yet it was incredibly boring to watch
>>68695036
>like a black man
Black men need roids to be built like that.
>>68700593
says someone who doesn't know anything about fighting
enjoy being a poser
>>68700618
Enjoy thinking your opinion of who is or isnt a poser matters to anyone.
>>68700653
clearly it mattered to you, goof. lose my number.
>>68700618
>I read Jack Slack articles so I'm an expert on technical striking
Your boy is a boring fighter and going straight to bellator where he belongs, deal with it
Who are the top 3 most likeable guys in the UFC?
My votes go for:
1. Chris Weidman
2. Cowboy Cerrone
3. Junior Dos Santos
>>68699309
pic unrelated
>>68700690
>my boy
>can't argue facts, starts to meme
>>68700717
Dominicnk crwes
>>68700562
And yet Woodley barely attempted to close the distance, didn't attempt to clinch, and just ate jabs like his game plan was to wear out MacDonalds hands with his face.I watched the whole thing, and it seriously looked like Woodley had no idea what he was supposed to do. It was less of an impressive win from MacDonald, and more of Woodley looking just terrible.
>50-45
>50-45
>48-47
Was the Rory fight really that bad? I only got to see Cerrone/Cote and the Bosse fight out of all the fights last night.
>>68701000
Rory got meme'd on
Anyone else think Bisping's recent resume is unironically more legit than Weidmans?
Weidmans best win outside of Silva is geriatric Machida or geriatric Belfort, while Bisping holds a decisive KO win over Rockhold
>>68700992
woodley was overwhelmed with everything macdonald threw his way he looked completely lost, and somehow this isn't rory's success?
>>68693097
>woodley was overwhelmed with every jab macdonald threw his way he looked completely lost, and somehow this isn't rory's success?
Ftfy
>>68701000
He lost the chess match, but I wouldn't necessarily say he got taken to meme city
I never knew what people saw in Rory and frankly was never a huge fan.
People expect him to be liked like GSP but he's weird and awkward. Who gives a shit about if he's Canadian.
To be fair I also didn't think the Robbie/Rory fight was FOTY at all so what do I know.
He does have a bit of a plodding style too. For whatever reason he's just not a very exciting fighter and no one gives a flying dog shit about him.
My casual friends don't even know who he is. They're way more interested in;
>Hendo
>Hunto
>Bork
>Diaz Bros
>Roy Nelson
>Daniel Ghita
>>68699531
Animal Protein causes cancer
>>68700618
There's a difference between being a talented fighter, and an interesting one. John Fitch was a great fighter, boring as shit to watch for most people. The one guy he couldn't beat in his prime was boring as hell too.
Yes, I am saying GSP fights were boring.
>>68701000
He wasn't destroyed but what he tried to do like rolling for leglocks many times wasn't effective. It wasn't a beatdown but Wondermeme opened his nose up, he said his nose needs surgery.
>>68701217
According to Rogan, Rory has massive back issues already. Hence why he has that strange hunched over stance. His back is apparently already fucked
>>68701284
Life causes cancer.
>>68701000
it was just a shit fight. i dont see anyone beating thompson on the feet.
>>68701298
>I thought Rory dismantling Woodley was boring
literally fuck off then, you haven't watched enough to have a competent opinion
>this casual shit never changes
>meme on me now
>>68699531
Sound like Rogan will blindly believe anything he's told without research or 3rd party validation purely if he finds the person credible.
Case in point:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwY4H3cNTH0
>>68701284
He addressed that too. He said the problem with things like sausages and cold cuts in general is that they have nitrates as preservatives, and those are cancer inducing.
>>68701217
I can understand what you're saying but how was Robbie/Rory not fight of the year? What's yours instead?
>>68701317
I keep telling folks. 9 years as a pro is statistically proven to be as long as a fighter lifespan lasts before a decline.
Rory has been fighting for a decade and more importantly was fighting as a teenager.
His body is likely 50 years old by this point. Similar to the Nogueira brothers.
Reminder that Canada is a liar
>>68701499
right on man, I guess it must be true then
I saw a doc on youtube the other day about how the williams sisters are actually men
youtube docs are the greatest source for knowledge
>>68701499
Well then, you're free to give it a go
Personally, I will continue to fortify my body with Doritos and Tim Tams... and bioflavonoids.
>>68701000
Wasn't a very active fight. Rory was mostly frozen by Wonderboy's striking and was extremely cautious in committing to anything. He didn't get completely beat on, but lost each round clearly
>>68693254
Gay guard is literally an autist with no charisma
Anti-boy tier
>>68701707
I didn't say his advice is gospel, but it's interesting to research more.
>>68701561
Jones vs Cormier for me was the bigger and better fight.
>>68701564
Consider this: Robbie Lawler started extremely early too, and now he's currently at the top of the game!
>>68701217
I'm not trying to sound like contratian goof but I see what you're saying. I think people had high expectations because as Rogan spews "He trained MMA". Kinda like what Frank Shamrock was. Not a wrestler, karate, boxing. He was trained as a complete fighter. He's good. Maybe even championship good. But I never saw him anything that made him special. It's weird to explain. Like Robbie in the Melvin fight, Hendo, Anderson, or even Nick Diaz. There's just a certain edge to them. And I feel Rory lacks it. Not saying he can't get it however. He's only 26.
>>68701902
Tristar takes the edge off fighters.
Qt Calderwood will be a force if she learns to move her head. All around movement would be good too.
>>68701217
he trained with gsp, was young, and the ufc needed a young talent to sell for canadians, he isn't a bad fighter, he just isn't gsp 2.0 as they wanted him to be
>>68701898
I have my doubts about Robbie, but it's true that he's an enigma to the formula.
Also consider Hendo, he simply defies the math.
>>68701885
I think your best would be not to do research on your own, you don't seem to be very good at it.
>>68702083
I'll take notes, angry Ireland.
>>68701898
robbie is half filipino though and those guys are monkeys so robbie is half monkey and the laws of humanity don't apply to him
>>68702150
not even remotely angry, just giving you some honest advice
>>68701902
That's true, he was supposed to be that "new era" of fighter. I think MMA training is still so bad that the guys who do this will actually be not so great.
He can get better for sure. But he'll have to adjust his style based on the damage he has sustained or take time off to heal by which point he may get passed by.
It's a tough situation to be in when your body starts failing you. You could tell at the post fight presser how sad and disappointed he was.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqVQT9Det6Q
Could wonderboy beat this guy?
>>68702158
Every American is a mix of everyone else.
>>68702348
you see those sword skills? wonderboy dead in under a minute
>>68699063
Brock has a good chin
>>68702645
but a shit body
like body shots are more then just a weakness for him
he's missing some organs and his body is huge, an easy target for body blows
>>68702712
That was diverticulitis Brock
>>68702712
He also reacts badly to being hit, which really is the biggest knock against him.
Cerrone has a shitty tum too, but he reacts well and covers up so he can mitigate the attacks against him.
Brock doesn't have that striking base and likely never will so he leaves himself a lot more open and shit.
Wish there was a meme promotion on tonight
Just feel in the mood for it. URFIGHT 2 when?
>>68699687
>white """""""""fighters"""""""""""
>>68702645
Yeah, Brock doesn't like being hit but he has a good chin and good recovery. Brock could have been the GOAT if he got into MMA earlier. Winning the biggest title in a sport you didn't even train in until your 30's is still pretty damn crazy.
>>68703412
>"Lesnar won the 2000 National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA) Division I heavyweight wrestling championship his senior year after being the runner-up to Stephen Neal the year prior. Lesnar finished his amateur career as a two-time NJCAA All-American, the 1998 NJCAA Heavyweight Champion, two-time NCAA All-American, two-time Big Ten Conference Champion, and the 2000 NCAA Heavyweight Champion, with a record of 106–5 overall in four years of college"
If he had gone straight from college into high level MMA he would have dominated.
>>68694954
desu senpai
>>68694954
lmao senpai i thought you were trolling and people were playing along but turns out you weren't just memeing desu
>>68694954
Testing:
desu
senpai
https://youtu.be/Flj_FgV7duQ?t=100
Rampage
Pitbull
Mitrione
Kevin Ross
Kielholtz
Ruth
>>68704024
i always just type desu and senpai now.
>>68694954
desu senpai
>>68701444
Sorry that I prefer fights where both fighters actually do something.
>>68702071
>Also consider Hendo, he simply defies the math.
The juice will do that for ya.
Daily reminder that I met Chris Weidman, shook his hand, got his autograph and told him he was going to get the belt back
>>68694827
Go fuck a pig
>>68695292
Beautiful
>>68701000
The score was warranted. It wasn't a beat down but Thompson out struck MacDonald by nearly double as far as I remember. MacDonald didn't have an answer, Wonderboy got the better of every exchange and broke his nose with a pretty kick.
>>68706146
I'd tell him he lost to a chump that got koed by MICHEL FUCKING BISPING HAHAHAHAHA
then I'd break the handshake, spit on his face and run away
>>68702235
I don't really get MMA training. I mean I understand being a kickboxer like Overeem or WonderKek. And aclimating yourself to learning wrestling and BJJ. You aren't going to be perfect. But if a wrestler can't take you down and your striking is way better they're in trouble.Like Wondermeme vs Hendricks. Or Lesnar vs Overeem. GSP was a wrestler/striker type. But his wrestling was damn good. He found his style. He came from a karate background too. But with Rory it's MMA. He's a jack of all trades. He's good at a bunch of stuff but not great at anything particular. I really hope Dana doesn't try and cuck him with a smaller contract.
>listen kid, don't be a goof you aren't as good as you were, you got a kid on the way, your nose is fucked, gonna be expensive without insurance which you don't have since you ain't a UFC guy anymore, it could be worse than 24/24 you think Bellashit is going to pay you?
>>68701898
Robbie looked vulnerable as fuck when Rory tagged him. He's an experienced guy but the wear and tear is real.
I wouldn't be surprised if he gets finishd by Woodley or Thompson.
>>68700297
shitposting Spaniard at it again. nice rebuttal faggot
>apehoop threads everywhere
christ
>>68708479
Blame this man, he broke the curse.
