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Schaub > Bitch Piana
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>>68681517
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>canada
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>>68681494

I mean he said he felt perfectly coherent after the knock down and din't feel close to getting koed in the interview
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>Rory looked baffled in there against Thompson. Heh, he's clearly broken.
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>>68681507
Upcoming events:

6/24: Bellator 157 - Jackson vs Ishii
6/25: GLORY 31 - Roosmalen vs Sittchai
7/3: Shooto Gig West 18 - Murata vs Kohori
7/7: UFC FN 90 - Dos Anjos vs Alvarez
7/8: TUF 23 Finale - Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha
7/9: UFC 200 - DC vs Jones 2
7/13: UFC FN 91 - Ferguson vs Chiesa
7/16: Bellator 158 - Daley vs Lima
7/22: Legacy FC 58 - Drysdale vs Spann
7/22: Bellator 159 - Caldwell vs Taimanglo
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 - Holm vs Shevchenko
7/24: Pancrase 279 - Ishiwatari vs Brookins
7/30: UFC 201 - Lawler vs Woodley
8/6: UFC FN 92 - Rodriguez vs Caceres
8/20: UFC 202 - Diaz vs McGregor 2
8/27: UFC on Fox 21 - Pettis vs Oliveira
9/3: UFC FN 93 - Arlovski vs Barnett
9/10: UFC 203 - Miocic vs Overeem

News:

>Glover will fight anyone
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/18/11970478/glover-teixeira-wants-to-fight-at-ufc-on-fox-20-bring-anyone

>Cerrone heemed Cote

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/ufc-fight-night-89-results-donald-cerrone-busts-up-patrick-cote-for-dominant-tko-win

>Rory is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/twitter-reacts-to-stephen-thompsons-lopsided-win-over-rory-macdonald-at-ufc-fight-night-89

i'll be back goof
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>>68681553
>rory is his boy
face it faggot, he got BTFO. lawler clearly broke him.
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>>68681507


Guys, I'm crying right now. Just looking at his picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "my boy". My boy Rory MacDonald. I've lost interest in all fighters, besides him.

Rory MacDonald really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never see him with the belt. If only he knew I existed in this life, if only he knew my deep profound love for his fights. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at him. I'll never see him win the belt, but I'll continue to watch his fights until the day I die.
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>>68681507

>Go for a spinning memekick
>It aint me starts playing
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>The OP is important
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does Dong Hyun Kim count as deleted?

his career really never took off
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>>68681156
Might as well add Ricardo Lamas to that list. He hasn't looked consistently good since before the Aldo fight.
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>>68681570
Epic, my good sir. Simply epic.
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fightpass downloading question

if I download the video without changing any codecs I get a malformed aac bitstream which = inaccurate seeking while viewing or making webms.
this can be fixed by running ffmpeg with -bsf:a aac_adtstoasc, however if applied directly to the output the file can't be open until the download is completed on account of mp4 header files.

Q: How can I get the same effect as -bsf:a aac_adtstoasc while still being able to open the incomplete file?
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>Cerrone makes six figures a fight
>Reddit cries about fighter pay even harder
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>>68681632
>this in denial
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>>68681656
he makes 76+76
decent if he wins, not that great if he doesn't
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>>68681671
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haha fucking cerrone "according to the ufc i don't mean shit"
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>>68681656
why dont you go back to >Reddit and stay there cancer
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>>68681701
wasn't he just getting pissed at Nate for Nate saying Cerrone is dumb as fuck for fighting for the peanuts he's getting paid?
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>no card until the 7th
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>Rory is le epic meek super intelligent autismo, just like me!
>Don't you dare say anything bad about him!
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>Rory "The Red Meme" Macdonald is kill, what a chump. THompson dominated him
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>>68681761
hated Rory ever since he Ali shuffled like a cunt in the BJ fight
he's just a doofus
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Cormier will TKO Jones in the 1st. My repeating digits will confirm.
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>Thompson didn't dominate Rory!!!
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Is Thompson the new face of the UFC?
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I wonder how usada woodley will look
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robbie is gonna take wondermemes soul
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>>68681806
just stop m8
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What a fuckin shitty night.
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>>68681579

>So you might be wondering how i got myself into this position. First we have to go back
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>>68681790
#NOFUNALLOWED
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>>68681517
It is confirmed. Piana on suicide watch
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>Rory only went 5 rounds with Wonderboy? Heh, what a casual
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>>68681850

The years of wear and tear on Robbie will get exposed in the Wondermeme fight
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>>68681687
>76k for showing up isn't that great
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>>68681806
cormier will suck jons dick my repeating digits will confirm
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>>68681871
It's not fun to beat on a retired Lightweight when you're a giant roided out WW and then make fun of him in the cage. If you find that fun, you're a cunt, or a "psycho" like Rory.
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>>68681656
Cerrone is a Reebok shill
They must be paying him pretty well, he looks uncomfortable shilling it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IboweiOalDM
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>>68681687

It's amazing how the worst boxers make more than above average mma fighters
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>>68681888
not for an athlete in his peak, not in a sport as damaging as mma, not for someone who will struggle to get money any other way once he retires from the sport
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>I am the most enlightened of MMA connoiseurs and I must say, Rory looked broken against Wonderboy
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>>68681899
he was fucking around because he felt bad about having to fight the guy

it would be like you vs. me i would go easy on you instead of just pummel you to death
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>Rory has a glass noes now

He's finished lads
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rory is my boy posters are the worst
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>>68681940
He's making more money than 99.9% of people in the sport have ever made. He's only complaining because he sirens money faster than he makes it and didn't know what taxes were.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7naahhihSs

>you now remember this walkout
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threadly reminder
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>>68681980
I'm curious which strike broke his nose again in the Thompson fight, I wasn't able to see it
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>>68681928
Is this actually true? What do ~#5-10 ranked boxers make usually?

>>68682025
>He's making more money than 99.9% of people in the sport have ever made
It's almost like MMA fighters get paid like shit compared to other sports. You might be onto something.
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>>68682045
australia isn't bad on heem, one of the guys is great
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>>68681940
Holly Holm was the best female boxer on the planet for years and never made shit until she got to the UFC.
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>>68682085
women never make shit in sports though
average wmlels (best women's divegrass league probably) salary is 30k iirc
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>>68682069

Cotto is ranked 4 and made 10 million to show against Alvarez.
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>>68681899

>WW
>giant
>mfw
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>I love how "people" here are trying to reason why Rory lost unable to accept he's the inferior fighter to Wonderboy. Dude got shut down in EVERY aspect of his game. The end.
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>>68682025
That's kind of the point though, Cerrone is a big name in MMA and for being a big name he really doesn't make that much
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>>68682106

Miguel Cotto is also a name is rankings is irrelevant
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Would you shill products you don't care about for money?
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>>68682072
don't forget based australian webm bro who provides highlights during events
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If Eyepoke McCoke beats Deesea will it count towards his consecutive title defences?
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>>68682131
If they paid me enough, of course.
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>>68682109
compared to BJ at any rate, Rory is 6ft at least and around 185-190 in the cage, BJ is sub-170 soaking wet, that fight was a joke and Rory acted like a classless piece of shit.
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>>68682072
One of the Aussies on here is I think genuinely autistic though, and ironically can't handle banter
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>>68682140

no
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>>68682154

>BJ is sub-170 soaking wet

Says the casual who doesn't know a think about BJ

BJ is notorious for being a fat shit
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>>68681888
Yeah, I only make 30k a year on disability for autism.
76k is a shitload.
I wish I could show up to work for 15 minutes and make 76k, not to mention a 50k bonus.
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>>68682140
it will count towards his consecutive title fights
anyone who tries to argue that matters less than consecutive title defences is a moron
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Wolfe vs Borg super fight when?
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>>68682046
Could've been the wheel kick, the ground and pound, or the exchange towards the very end where Rory shudders and shells up really bad.
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>>68682131
That's her job.

More than fighting.

>How do I increase my social media presence?
>tee hee guys, why am I still single?!
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>>68682190
A fat shit at WW, yeah, since he's never been remotely big enough for the division. What are you even saying? That BJ was overweight at WW? Obviously. BJ was overweight at WW and still dwarfed by MacDonald.
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I am really curious how fat you meme posting fucks are
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>>68682205
Wolfe is to old man.
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>>68682218

>Weight matters meme

Go home Conor
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>>68682191
>Yeah, I only make 30k a year on disability for autism.
good shit lad, keep posting
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>>68682123
>Big name in MMA
>Only headlines shit cards on Fox

Do people not realize the entire UFC is worth about as much as the New York Knicks and employers hundreds of times more people?
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>>68682154

bj fought at heavyweight
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>>68682234
Weight, height, length, BF%, youth, momentum, everything was in Rory's favour. It was a stupid fight that he fought without an ounce of grace or respect.
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>>68682263

No he didnt he was 195lbs in the Lyoto fight
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>>68682263
and looked horrible
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Quinton Jackson vs. Satoshi Ishii
Michael Chandler vs. Patricky Freire
Matt Mitrione vs. Carl Seumanutafa
Kevin Ross vs. Justin Houghton
Denise Kielholtz vs. Gloria Peritore
Ilima-Lei Macfarlane vs. Rebecca Ruth
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>>68682295
I predict I'm not going to watch Lelator.
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>>68682231
5'11.5" ~200lbs

Wbu?
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>>68682295
Rampage is fighting? wtf awesome

Remember when he got pulled over for driving drunk in a van with his face painted on the side?
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>>68682295

>Rampage
>Freire
>Mitrione
>Houghton
>Kielholtz
>Ruth
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>>68682250
The point at the end of the day, is fighters used to be able to make money off sponsors. That means they can get income without the UFC having to pay them more. They took that away with the Reebok deal and have never really supplemented it or done anything to fix it, the fighters are just making less now. That's retarded
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>>68682295

No thanks lol
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>>68682295
>RAMPAGE
>Chandler
>Meathead
who cares
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>>68682322
true fightfan
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>>68682305
I predict you're a huge faggot.
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>>68682340
do your homework on the fighters and come back with your predictions 189er
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>>68682295
Don't know who most of these fucks are so

Who
Who
Who
Who
Who
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>>68682295
>lellator
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>>68682295
>rampage
>chandler
>mitrione
>Ross
>peritore
>Ruth
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>>68682391
you missed a who
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>>68682327
Maybe they should go over to Affliction. Everybody there was getting paid a lot for the two events they could afford!
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>>68682376
what are your picks?
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>>68682376
Actually tryhard 189ers and 196ers are the ones who pretend to know Lellator, true fight fans know it's a meme organization
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>>68682295
Why aren't you doing the schilling kato fight?
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What are you guys hearing on the UFC buyout?
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>>68682295
Jackson
Chandler
Mitrione
Ross
Gloria
Ruth
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>>68682291
he looked ok desu

>>68682268
you fight to win, not to show respect... it's not like he was calling his opponent names left and right like for example your countryman Bisbong
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>Did you see the way Rory grabbed Thompson leg in the first round? What even was that? Rory is broken
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>>68682463
that will be a separate prediction set it's on after bellator
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>>68682478
He really didn't. And neither did Machida. Fighting and old legend and pissing in his face when you're clearly superior was a cunt move and set me against the guy for life, deal with it. I don't know why you think I have to answer for Bisping either.
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>>68682532
Rory was displaying respect by not permanently injuring a fighter he idolized growing up.
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>rory is NOT my boy
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>>68682453
True fight fans love memes & heems which bellator always delivers.
Casuals like you only watch UFC.
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>>68682550
Kill you'reself
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>>68682572

>you'reself
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>>68682572
He had no other choice. He didn't want to batter him. He didn't want to go to the ground and risk getting subbed by such an accomplished grappler. He needed to put on something of a show for the crowd. BJ is fine with it, you should be too.
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>>68682561
Don't get me wrong, I enjoy Lellator, but doing research on some of the fighters is silly. Just sit back and enjoy the memes
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>>68682561
Yeah, I'd rather just catch the webms.
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>>68682532
all the brits need to answer for Bisbong

and if you're talking about the shuffles and whatnot, it's a legitimate techique which has it's drawbacks (you're off balance for example) - it's on BJ to shut it down
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>>68682582
RIP
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>>68682161
pretty much all of us are
pretty much my country is autism central
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>>68682610

Garbrandt vs McMeme
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>>68681844
He's natty
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>>68682295
>Rampage
>Chandler
>Mitrione
>who's
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Whats next for her career?
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>>68682675
The funniest post I read in a week lad, thank you
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why does cerrone need that much money?
what is he doing exactly?
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>>68682700
goofed already
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>>68682295
>>68682742
Living off the grid isnt cheap ironically
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>>68682742
Fighters have to make money for the rest of their lives, not just >the current year
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>>68682742
lol he's not an engineer working for weekly paychecks until he's 65 brah
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>>68682610
whats the story here? is this guy a dwarf or just the ultimate manlet
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>They don't move like I move
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>>68682735
Hustler.
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>>68682779

He's such a cornball, that's what I love about him
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>>68682771
>>68682773
That'd be a fair point if Cerrone didn't go on record about him being super shitty with his money. He needs to pay off all of his dumb ass decisions that come with living beyond his means. Nobody gets into MMA if they're worried about their retirement plan.
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>>68682779
HE BOUTA DO IT
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>>68682742
he spends it without paying taxes - needs more for taxes - spends it all again

guy's pretty much a financial idiot

>>68682775
legit dwarf
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>>68682815
ok so all you wanted to do is call cerrone an idiot
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>>68682848
And all you want to do is white knight somebody making great money for the career he chose to pursue.
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Cowboy vs. Wonderboy confirmed UFC 203
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>>68682779
>Wonderboy isn't their boy
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>>68682886
>Chris will never be your boy irl
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>>68682886
think they've kissed?
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Rory looked hestitant and confused
Wonderboy looked amazing
Cerrone looked the best he's ever looked
Nobody cares about WMMA
Bosse is a boss, that fight was spicy af
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>>68682873

he doesn't make great money tho, and it's his fault - uncle dana knows they can pay him peanuts and he's still gonna fight
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>>68682942
>He doesn't make great money
Do you know what the average MMA fighter gets paid? Jeremy Horn is probably fighting in a titty bar this weekend somewhere for $150
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What is your walkout theme?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BJtMvV0xEf8
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>>68682928

How the fuck did Bosse win?
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>>68682735

blacked
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Elias Theodorou is fucking overrated, over confident and not what he says he is. He only has like three moves, fence fuck, side kick and straight arm "I'll poke your eyes if you get close". Fuck this guy.
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>>68682975
He really doesn't make great money, not even in the context - dude has 21 UFC fights, he's a veteran of the organization and a top fighter with a big fanbase, he deserves much more than he's being paid

76k show money is nothing in terms of pro sports in general and in terms of the UFC, where Dan Henderson makes 800k, the Reem makes 500k, and Rumble makes 400k, he deserves a lot more
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Can someone post that pic of deleted fighters?
I'd like to add Hendricks,
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>>68683077
Sam Alvey mean muggin'
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>>68683077
Fuck this faggot.
I'm watching the prelims rn anything good? Besides the Ali fight it's been meh for me.
I'm starting Biel vs Soto.
>He plays checkers I play chess.webm
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>>68683031
Hope he becomes champ desu
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>>68683084
He's a middleweight, doofus. Probably makes more than anybody in the entire middleweight division.
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What are your thoughts on leg day?
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>>68683084
featherweight*
t. sleep deprived
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>>68682113
>>68681553
>>68681785
>>68681819
how old are you? twelve? how about presenting your own counter argument/opinions instead of reposting those of previous threads? your shit isn't witty or funny in the least. oh wait, i forget, /sp/ is where idiots who've been booted out of other sports forums come to congregate.
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>>68683186
Damn, that first hammerfist looks lethal.
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>>68683261
back to r/mma
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>>68683261
u mad?
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>>68683237
Wouldn't help him that much. Probably just make his calves look even skinnier.
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>>68683186
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>>68682598
There's no way you believe this
>>68682613
I've never liked Bisping so I don't owe you shit buddeh
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[BREAKING]

TMZ talking to rampage on the street and his coach comes up and slaps the cake out of his hands. He has a fight coming up and he's stuffing he's eating garbage.

https://youtu.be/MUdNUMKGd5o
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>>68683292
>>68683278
yeah, the fucking imbeciles here who try to pass off their attempt at humor as wit really gets my goat. i'm down for some funny stuff, but some guys here are - looking at you Schaub poster - really do appear to be submoronic, single-digit IQ spergs. shit, maybe i should drink another cup of coffee because i'm grumpy as fuck today.
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I don't get it, why do you guys like this shit? it's like putting monkeys in a cage and have them fight one each other, but instead of monkeys, you use humans...
I mean, sure it's fun watching these retards beat one each other for a while, but they are still humans, and should show a bit of respect for themselves ffs

btw, have you read about some studies showing (really obvious) long-term consequences of repetitive head impacts?
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>>68683345
Rampage is such a jokester.
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Why are Brazilian girls absolutely god tier while the majority of dudes look like Neanderthals?
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>>68683372
If you can't handle the memes, then you should exit /heem/.
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>>68683345
This is unacceptable. He's a professional fighter, eating cake? Disrespecting his coach like that?
What a bum. This is why he's in "Lellator"
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>>68683372
>maybe i should drink another cup of coffee

for sure
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>>68683412
>implying you wouldnt want to watch 2 monkeys fight

maybe some day
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>>68683430

toxoplasmosis
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>>68683412
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>>68683298
yeah you can't do much if you are born with sprinter calves, but I think they would look better with more muscularity even if he doesn't gain any size
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>this guy


main event was anticlimactic, glad i didn't stay up. bosse - o'connel was spicy tho, cowboy also looking good.
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When will we see the first generation of myostatin-inhibited fighters square off in the octagon?
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>>68683430
because the only brazilian girls you know of are models while all the dudes you know are not models
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>>68683554
>It is in your nature to do one thing correctly: Tremble.
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>>68683442
i have no prob with memes when they deliver. but it appears more and more posters would rather repost memes older than Methuselah than come up with an original and funny one. like this guy: >>68683454
really bad memes are ruining the quality of shit-posting here.
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>>68683589
would you consider yourself a monkey?
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>>68683554
also jojo a CUTE
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>>68683589

is this that common sense thing I've been hearing so much about?
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>>68683611
would you consider yourself a roo?
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>>68683640
not really. fair point my ethnic friend
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Anyone else think these 3 are the best in the world and deserve to be champions but have just gotten then order of their weights wrong?

Cain fights heavyweight at like 240 and is 6'1". Luke Rockhold is the tallest at 6'3" and cuts down a bunch to 185. Daniel cormier was a heavy weight who wasnt near the max at 265 and is the smallest of them all at 5'10 currently fighting at 205.

I think If Daniel went down to 185 he would dominate EVERYBODY. He could outwrestle Weidman, nothing could hurt Daniel Cormier at 185 considering he took Anthony Johnsons and Hendos best shots. Everyone would fall to Cormiers wrestling which Luke is great at as shown in Wiedman fight but hes not on Cormiers Level.

Where Cormier has trouble is Jon Jones who is a bad match up for Cormier. Where as someone like Cain would be a GREAT stylistic match up for Jones and would easily walk through him and box him up and use his size to ground and pound and pressure Jones like nobody has ever been able to do.

Luke Rockhold should be a Heavyweight because of his striking experience and style could keep anyone at bay in that division. Lukes fighting style is perfect for that division.

I also think all three of them are Champ material at their own weights right now. Daniel Cormier can take out Jones. Cain lost due to not training at above sea level and gassing out earlier where cardio is his best tool. Luke lost because he got cocky because Bisping is so shit it was deceptive and Luke didnt stick to his best assets but tried new boxing techniques, his leg was also hurt too but he never said anything about it and its part of the reason why he stuck more to boxing instead of kicks.
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>>68682779
is that a bar-mitzvah
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>>68683589
This. Eventually you get to the point where you can take a good look at a girl's face and recognize she's brazilian because they have the same subtle caveman looking facial features.
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>>68683719

>baby chin Rockhold should be a HW
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>>68683719
you took the time to write that so i guess it's not b8
have you seen how fat my nigga dc is?
>Luke Rockhold should be a heavyweight
please
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>>68683640
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>>68683719

Luke is pretty good. He should looked so careless against Bisbong

Cain is very good.

DC is the best of the three though, I honestly think he can beat Cain at hw and Luke at mw. Funniest thing is that he can make both weights
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>>68683613
she isn't that ugly 2bh, her dyke haircut makes her look way worse than she could be
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>>68683719
Also i chose this image because it looks like the 3 girls laughing with one having their back turned to the camera pic. If anybody has it can they post it here?
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>>68682295
>Poundcake Fatboy
>Chandler
>Carl the Cuck
>Houghton
>Killholtz
>Ruthless Becky
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>>68683813
>>68683850
>>68683776
stop it fatass
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>>68683719
height =/= frame ffs, luke is not big enough to be a heavyweight and cain is too big to drop to lhw comfortably

idk about DC tho, DC is just too strange
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>>68683719
short doesn't mean small
people have different frames retard
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>>68683888
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>>68683888
trips confirms how strange and unique cakeman daniel is
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>>68683613

she has the cutest voice plus looks super soft, makes me wanna snuggle her
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DC would just be throwing people out of the octagon if he dropped down.
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>>68683963
the cakeman looks so exasperated with that insolent negro teen
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>>68683764
The only thing that has really knocked him out was a freak spinning wheelkick from hell from pre Usada Vitor and a free shot to his exposed head that was pretty much handed to Bisping.

Other than that Rockhold is pretty solid and would do great at heavyweight because of his superiror Kickboxing and Scrambling

>>68683781
>DC is the best of the three though

Agreed except for maybe Cain. I think that would be a hell of a fight where either could win.

Dc can easily be a 3 division Champion if he can figure out Jon Jones. Or even a 4 if he drops down to welter weight which is completely reasonable considering hes only 1 inch taller than Mcgregor and everyone in WW hovers around 6 foot
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WHAT HAPPANED TO RORY'S HAIR!?
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>>68684009
>Rockhold is pretty solid and would do great at heavyweight
Lads what's this guy smoking
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>>68684009
>Agreed except for maybe Sea Level Cain.

ftfy
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>>68681656
I just saw that. Fucking pathetic. Most of those losers pirate every card and then cry about how much the fighters make.
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>you now remember 48-47
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>>68684094
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brunson out of 200 vs mousasi
bring in the anderson
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>>68681928
Little bitch, you dont know what youre talking about.
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>>68684009
at 5'11 he could easily drop to 135, coler miller is 6'1 and fights at 145
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I bet DC is gonna miss weight cause he knows the title cant change hands if the champ misses weight. He missed weight in the olympics.
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>>68683719
>being this much of an AKA nuthugger

wew lad
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>>68683888
Yes I know

But the Cain Point is completely wrong. Cain fights without having to cut anything at all. He can easily lose the weight to get down to 220 and just dehydrate 15+ pounds like 99% of fighters do in UFC and still be exceptional. He can very easily do Light heavyweight

I think someone like Stipe or Fabricio would never touch Luke if Luke was fighting at max hydration and ability at heavyweight.

Cormier is THICCC but his size at 5'10 makes it really easy to drop down. Lets face it he was a fatass at heavyweight and still kicking ass. I honestly think Luke or Cain have a much better chance at defeating Jones than cormier. They would make it look easy
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>>68683910
I know that's what your president looks like
a faggot and a coward on top of that too
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>>68684286
Why are you even responding to that idiot?
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>>68684187
What's the backstory of this image?
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>>68684213
>3 division champs

AKA isnt here to take part THEYRE HERE TO TAKE OVA

too bad they cant hold the belts at the same time and break the record of most champs from one gym at once.

i think thats part of the reason why cormier was so dissapointed in the rockhold bisping fight. That and theyre basically butt buddies
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>>68684286
> >>68684302
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>>68682638

Delet this
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>>68684220

>i know nothing the post
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>>68684318
Only two of them were legit champs though. One of them never defended his title, and the other is a perpetually broken bum.

Why do you like those guys anyway? The only one worth cheering for is Luke. Cain is a wetback piece of shit and DC... well we all know DC is a lowlife.
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>>68684369
why is dc a lowlife
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>>68684220
>Luke or Cain have a much better chance at defeating Jones than cormier. They would make it look easy

This. Silva in his prime or Weidman would beat Jones too. Jones is amazing but most of his Champ wins were against old people, meme brazilians and not well rounded fighters.
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>>68684369
>Cain is a wetback piece of shit
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>>68684302
I just wanted to bash his queer jihadi president
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>>68684309

it's hunto's creepy japanese fan

he creates art like pic related

hunto just attracts creeps for some reason... remember his gay fan osito?
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>>68684302
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what if rory decides to get his nose ambulated and comes back looking like Voldemort

instant fan for life
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>>68684464

>ambulated
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>>68684390
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>>68684407
>'michelle' having bigger shoulders and arms than 'her' husband
wtf
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>>68684438
Japanese Pride fans were hilarious.

Still love that image of Sapp surrounded by them looking confused as fuck.
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>>68684493
>>68684491

checkmate
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>>68684488

amputated **
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