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CAL:Glen Gulutzan is the Flames' new head coach
VAN:Sven Baertschi signs two-year extension
LA:Kings name Anze Kopitar as team captain
PHI:Flyers will buyout R.J. Umberger's contract
CAR:Carolina signs Cam Ward to 2-year/$6.6M deal
WAS:Karl Alzner undergoes successful surgery
CAR:Hurricanes acquire Teravainen, Bickell
NYI:Kyle Okposo likely heading for free agency
LA:Kings, Lucic in 'ongoing' contract talks
ARI:Coyotes open to extension for Martin Hanzal
CLG:Report: NHL chooses Las Vegas for expansion
ANA:Ducks bring back Randy Carlyle as head coach
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>>68587005
well what about if you're the penguins or lightning and you have 2 goalers you don't want to lose? just slap a NMC clause on the young guys contracts and problem solved fuck you buttman no goalies for vegas
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>Calgary coach

Literally who?
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>>68587140
used to coach the stors and NHL teams are too scared to hire anyone that hasn't been a head coach before
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Finns are ugly and very stupid. They also smell bad.
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agreed finns are bad people
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>>68587080
again

you can

you just have 2 players that cant be moved no matter what and you're stuck with their contracts.

its a very short-sighted solution

look at people like Ericsson (red wings) and Parise (Minnesota). Wings are stuck with ericsson at 4.5 million a year until like 2020, and he's garbage. It's hard to move him because he has a MNTC

Parise is just not worth 7.5 mill and minnesota has him until 2024, and they're stuck with him

NTC is a benefit for the player, not the GM
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>>68587194
>>68587330
No u
But Americans are fat. This is what we can agree on.
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>>68587360
But fleury and I think bishop already have them and they're concerned with keeping their younger goalies so might as well put a nmc on their small contracts that they already have now

They're already stuck with the older guys might as well make sure you don't have to lose the younger one
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>>68587492
I dont think you can just add things to contracts, but I could be wrong

you're thinking too rigidly though. Players are assets in that they can be traded for other players. They're versatile that way. Versatility is very valuable

when you lock a player to your team, you're making a commitment.

plus, I think there are restrictions on NTC, like minimum salary and duration
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>mfw the Kings win the Stanley Cup
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>>68587628
It's an odd year, so the Hawks win this time.
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>>68587635
>>68587628
>yfw Zetterberg lifts the cup and hands it to Cleary
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>>68587635
That meme is over. Now we are switching it up.
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>it's a "gypsy fuck ruins another /hoc/ thread" episode
Finns are no longer bad posters its romania that is evil
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>>68587711
If the Stanley Cup was Wongs-Hawks, that'd be good enough for me.

>>68587717
>we
Didn't know you played on the Kings, which Kardashian are you Armenia?
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/hoc/ power rankings

>Holy Trinity
Sweden
Canada
America

>Norge :3
Norway

>Lesser Beings
Finland
Russia
Czech
Germany

>Animals and Garbage
Greece
Armenia
UK
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>>68587976
Bump Finland down a tier and also add the slovak cuck to animals and garbage. Otherwise spot on
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>>68588001
>>68587976
finland should be in its own tier
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mannerheim was a manlet bitch retard and simo hayha was a literal cuckold
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>>68587976
>Swedecucks
Lundshit
>Canacucks
1993
>Amerifats
1980

Nice list you got there, fagt.

Now can we just keep offseason /hoc/ comfy? Or do you want to shit post all summer?
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>>68588503
every country has something to offset the shitty parts it has

except for you.
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Except I don't pretend my country is perfect.
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>>68588878
>lying on the Internet
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JAZZ HANDS
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>samefagging amerikaano
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>>68588908
>1993
A fucking leaf
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>>68587976
Here lemme fix that for you

/hoc/ power rankings

>Holy Trinity
Finland
Canada
America

>Norge :3
Norway

>Lesser Beings
Sweden
Russia
Czech
Slovakia
Germany

>Animals and Garbage
Greece
Armenia
UK
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>>68589309
the placement of finland and sweden can be debated, but the rest is fine
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>>68589215
BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
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>>68589215
>a Turkish rape baby is talking in my direction
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>>68589434
>>68589215
You're forgetting this one
>yfw the ooga booga nigger has a stable family with a wife and two kids and a pupper
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>samefagging mongol fuck
nope, you're not getting my (You)s pekka
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>>68589505
>pupper
I see you're hip to the newest and dankest Reddit memes. Upvoted!
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Rate my pupper
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>>68589519
you can have mine though
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>>68589761
Is that a black lab?
Looks like a great pup, would pet/10
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>>68589871
Purebred black lab he's a jumping dog
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>>68589899
Nice
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>I had a dream the >rags traded Zucc for some old pile of shit
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>>68590015
who are you quoting?
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>>68589761
sleep tite puppa
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>Shorks
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>>68590606
Feel bad for Joe desu. So close
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>>68590688
I don't, he's a fucking crybaby cheapshotting faggot
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>>68590515
>Cucknadia
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>>68590688
>feeling bad for someone when they don't even show up in the finals
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TYLER PITLICK (SIGNED) 2 WAY 1 YEAR $725,000 CONTRACT NHL/AHL PENDING LEAGUE REVIEW
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>>68592401
>Pitlick
>amerinames
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>>68592529
>Shane Cuckovich
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>>68592616
Good post
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>things this slow in the offseason

Why not make it a Vegas thread?
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>>68592896
and talk about what? the same things about vegas we'e been talking about?
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lets talk about sandwiches
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>>68590819
That's kinda why I feel bad
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>>68593216
I have had three open faced sandwiches during the day today. One with a cheese called Herrgård, that I think we only get in Sweden. One with fish roe paste and one with mustard and ham. Butter on all of them of course.

Am I doing it right?
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>>68593307
lmao. about time honkies get a taste of their own medicine desu
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>>68593490
Oh, all of them were made on rye sour dough
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oh no what do we do now reddit?
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>>68593490
did you buy from publix?
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>>68593727
I made them myself. I am my own Publix
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>>68593779
the ingredients i mean. publix carries only the freshest meat and vegetables, unlike most grocery stores who have rotten food thats 3 days old
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2017 is our year
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>>68593821
1. Publix doesn't have Herrgårds-cheese
2. Publix doesn't have fish roe paste
3. Publix doesn't have Nordic quality rye bread
4. Publix doesn't have swedish butter (italians use swedish cows to make parmesan cheese as a matter of fact)
5. Got the ham from a local farmer, Publix doesn't carry the brand
6. Publix doesn't seem to carry the mustard that is perfect for sandwiches
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>>68594070
You've never been to publix sven
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>>68594070
>t. flyoverfag
stay mad cuck
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>>68594137
Publix have never been to Sweden either Tyler

>>68594156
>mad at me for pointing out flaws with Publix
lel
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>>68594156
You have the old version before I fixed lex's name
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>even somalis are getting mad at publix now
How mad does this picture make you?
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>pens poo all over tampa's loo
>all tampa fans leave /hoc/
>playoffs are over
>tampa fans come crawling back
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https://youtu.be/IdDfF4hXfj4
American bread everybody
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>>68594425
>>68594517
Underrated posts tbfwyf
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>>68594472
>imfuckingplying
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sub""""""""human""""""""" yurotrash getting mad at sandwiches again? Sad!
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NHL.com recently asked 13 NHL scouts for their choice if given the option; Matthews earned an 11-2 edge.
https://www.nhl.com/news/nhl-draft-auston-matthews-vs-patrik-laine/c-280970416?tid=277764372

>binland BTFO
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>>68594607
>I-I-I'm not a t-t-tampa f-fan I s-s-s-swear
Pathetic
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Post Finnish meme

Yli pros encouraged
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You're not taking my yous you somali cuck
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You are now aware that Sweden's best defenseman is literally somalian
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>>68594472
I literally never left
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official /hoc/ calendar

>5 days until the NHL Awards show [June 22nd]
>7 days until the NHL draft day 1 [June 24th]
>11 days until the CHL import draft [June 28th]
>14 days until NHL free agency period [July 1st]
>~49 days until Ivan Hlinka Memorial Tournament begins [starts anywhere from August 5th - 12th]
>59 days until Jimmy Vesey sweepstakes [August 15th]
>92 days until World Cup of Hockey begins [September 17th]
>117 days until NHL regular season begins [October 12th]
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>>68595000
Checked

Now gander at these
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>>68594937
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>87 posts
>still ZERO lgbtning fans
Looks like we ran them off the board. Or maybe Omar killed them lelmao
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>>68595416
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I think we should post slags instead of /int/ posting
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>>68595519
>slags
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Yes yes, good job Pittsburgh, good job Pittsburgh..

HOWEVER
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>>68595727
It doesn't work in this situation...
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>>68595247
Eric
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>>68587976
>>68589309
>Animals and garbage
>UK
But we're basically non existent in /hoc/ ;_;
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>>68597001
Shoo shoo slimey limey
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>>68597444
Witnessed
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>>68592401
September 12th, 2006: The Flyers offered Ryan Kesler one-year at $1.9 million. The Canucks matched.

July 6th, 2007: The Oilers offered Thomas Vanek $49 million over seven years. Buffalo matched.

July 26th, 2007: Oilers offered Penner $21.5 million over five years. Ducks took the picks.

July 1st, 2008: Vancouver offered David Backes three years at $2.5 mill/year. St.Louis matched.

July 8th, 2008: The Blues offered Steve Bernier one year at $2.5 million. The Canucks matched.

July 9th, 2010: San Jose offers Niklas Hjalmarsson $14 million over four years. Chicago matches.

July 18th, 2012: Philly offered Shea Weber 14 years at $110 million. Nashville matched.

February 28th, 2013: Calgary offers Ryan O'Reilly two years at $10 million. Colorado matched.

Offer sheets are rare today, because often you will have to give the player a substantial raise, and then relinguish multiple draft picks to acquire him. Many teams are leery of offer sheets, but with so many teams up against the salary cap, this might be the year we see one or two.

There are many talented young forwards who've yet to re-sign with their team like Johnny Gaudreau, Sean Monahan, Filip Forsberg, Nathan MacKinnon, Mark Schiefele, Mike Hoffman, Alex Killorn and Vincent Trocheck. None of these teams are in a bad cap situation, so I doubt they get an offer sheet, plus young, skilled forwards aren't nearly as sought after as young, capable defencemen.

I'd be surprised if there was an offer sheet, but if I had to guess I'd wager a defender would be the target. Hampus Lindholm, Seth Jones, Tyson Barrie, Jacob Trouba, Rasmus Ristolainen and Tory Krug are available.

Lindholm would be my first choice, followed by Jones.

The Blue Jackets have less than $4 million in cap space and they need to sign Jones and two other players. An offer sheet would put them in a very tough situation.
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Live in Kentucky. Could be a Preds fan but they're just fucking boring. How are the Red Wings?

Who should I root for if I like exciting games and kind of enjoy when fights break out? I don't care if they win a lot. I plan to stick with a team and not bandwagon. But I don't want to try to get behind a team that bores me.
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If you were the GM with the #1 pick, which one would you take?
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>>68598366
Mario Ovechkin
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>TFW broons fan
how get rid of all these old players /hoc/?
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>>68598044
Red Wings are really boring as well in terms of style of play.

>exciting games and kind of enjoy when fights break out
Here is the list of teams by number of fighting majors (penalties given for fighting)
http://www.hockeyfights.com/leaders/teams/1/reg2016

The top 10 are all fun to watch except for Nashville and LA. I would say the most fun team in that top 10 is San Jose.

The most fun team to watch last year was Dallas in my opinion. Chicago's also fun to watch, that 5 man unit of Toews-Kane-Hossa-Keith-whoever they can put on the ice at any time is formidable to see. Tampa Bay is also in that category of fun to watch current contender, they have a lot of skill on their roster.

For me it's pretty fun to watch young talent coming into the league so for teams that have the potential to be fun to watch next year I'd recommend: Calgary, Philly, Winnipeg, Buffalo, Toronto, Carolina*

*keep in mind they have the potential to be relocated
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>>68598366
unless you think you know more than NHL scouts it's Matthews
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>>68587003
can we have hartnell back
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>>68598418
>http://www.hockeyfights.com/leaders/teams/1/reg2016
>Da broons number 4 on the list
>still sucked this year
How do we fix this?
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>being a bruins fan right now
>my face
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>>68598520
Being number 4 there doesn't really mean much. The team that won the Cup was 2nd last while the team that finished 30th was 3rd last. Fighting majors are pretty irrelevant to success
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>>68598575
I know, but being that high and not getting results says we went from a talented goon squad to a shit goon squad.
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>>68598597
If I was Sweeney I'd be calling the Oilers to see what they'll give up for Chara
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@FarhanLaljiTSN
Benning had "a lot of calls today" on pick #5. There were "some names in the market place that I hadn't heard before".
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>>68598698
>they'll give up for Chara
probably not too much, tbth, I am pretty sure everyone in the league knows by now that he is old and hurting. I want to believe we can develop players, but the way we deploy players we barely let our rookies on the ice and I am afraid that will continue.
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>>68598698
Not gonna lie, that sounds tantalizing right now.
Chara is old as fuck now and is literally just a pylon for forwards. I like the guy but it might just be time for him to go.
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>>68588496
You got those descriptions mixed up. Häyhä was like 5'4, Mannerheim 6'2. Also Mannerheim was probably a fag.
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>>68598720
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
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>Malkin had his MRI today and still no news
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>>68598752
It's worth a shot. What have we got to lose
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>>68598752
>>68598766
>le chara is old maymay xDDD
Grow up kid, he's a top pair D man and one of the best in the league. Chara could pull Hall and/or Eberle/Yakupov in a trade.
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>>68598855
Lmao
Nice b8
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>>68598752
>>68598766
Yeah but I think Chara still has a lot of those intangibles that most GMs love. Leadership, strong work ethic, etc. Edmonton's had the inmates running the asylum for way too long, they tried fixing that by making Ference the captain but that was retarded, he's not the kind of player that commands respect. Chara still commands a ton of respect from fellow players.
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What time is the draft? I can't find it anywhere.
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>>68598720
>>68598791
I've never seen a GM who just blabs about everything to the media like this. Benning is such a moron and i can't wait
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>>68598914
this post gave me cancer. am I listening to shitty local sports radio right now?
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>>68598876
>someone doesnt share my shitty opinion so it must be bait
Chara had 40 points on a struggling Bruins team. He would absolutely be involved in a Trade with the Oilers, a package that could bring Hall/Eberle AND Yakupov
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>>68598821
>It's worth a shot. What have we got to lose
fair.

>>68598914
this is a fair point, but much of that respect is based on what he can do in practice and on the ice. as his capacity diminishes so do those x-factors. Don't get me wrong, he's one of my favourite players, but he is no Jaromir Jagr.
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>>68598855
Not Hall, but Eberle yes.
Yakupov isn't relevant, he could be had for a 3rd.

How good was Chiarelli's relationship with Chara? How much did he like him? I wonder if they could get RNH for him. I think they're going to end up losing out on all the young D-men and will get desperate.
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>>68598959
Shut the fuck up reading your post might give me brain damage.
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>>68599006
>her
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>>68598998
>I think they're going to end up losing out on all the young D-men and will get desperate.
this thanks to hey, let's not play our young guys in foavor of Krejci/Chara, nvm that's an almost 8 yr old schtick.
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>>68598947
NHL GMs love intangibles. Most of the stuff you hear on 'local sports radio' is stuff they'd agree with (outside of the retarded trade proposals)

>>68598983
The thing is Edmonton doesn't have anyone else who offers those traits. I'm not sure how willing Chiarelli is to deal with his old team though
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>>68599141
>Chiarelli is to deal with his old team though
Idk that either, but he doesn't release too much. I'd be fine with Chara sticking around if he were tailing off in ice time so we could actually develop D-men before reckoning, but the way things are going it does not look like that is how he will be around.
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>>68599141
>. I'm not sure how willing Chiarelli is to deal with his old team though

Given how they screwed him last year, not very I would guess
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>>68598959
Yeah every team is dying to get their hands on a 38 year old defenseman who can't skate or win puck battles and who will retire in 2 years
The Bruins struggled because he isn't an elite defenseman anymore
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>>68599320
>who can't skate or win puck battles and who will retire in 2 years
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>>68599413
chara is done famalam

he'll play out his contract and retire, no team will extend him
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Please to be keeping in mind that Chara is A FUCKING LEFTY
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how popular is hydraulic press man in finland? hes pretty huge on reddit
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>>68599413
He sucks. You know it's bad when you have a worse CA/60relTM than Adam mcquaid
He is a broken old man and wouldn't fetch anything even from full retard GMs
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>>68599524
Chara to Vancouver, E5
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>>68599524
>corsi
Hey man, looks like you lost your way here. I gotchu though famalam

https://www.reddit.com/r/hawwkey
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>>68599566
>get BTFO by facts
>r-r-reddik
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>>68599509
he had the dudesons on recently, they are like the finnish version of jackass. I would imagine he's pretty popular.
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>>68599509
Not that popular tbf
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>>68599566
>/r/hawwkey
fuck off back there, you're embarrassing.
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>The City of Daryl Sutter, Ben Scrivens, Jordan Eberle and Jonathan Quick

https://youtu.be/mgETvLHbT6g
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Any Sharks fan buying this souvenir?

http://www.walmart.com/ip/NHL-San-Jose-Sharks-2016-Stanley-Cup-Champions-Tapestry-Throw/52522946
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>>68600014
>http://www.walmart.com/ip/NHL-San-Jose-Sharks-2016-Stanley-Cup-Champions-Tapestry-Throw/52522946
lmao. not even a pens fan and I was happy they took it. fuck the sharks, fuck their "fans"
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>>68600042
>I wanted the bad guys to win
I mean, the Pens were definitely the better team and deserve it, but the Snorks winning would have been the feelgood outcome.
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>>68600132
>but the Snorks winning would have been the feelgood outcome.
for people who don't have californian "hockey fans" as friends on fb, i suppose.
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>>68600132
lmao look at this cocksucker
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>>68600003
Truly the most JUST shootout

>"The Oilers losing streak is over!"

I keked harder than I should have at the end
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Guys, I need help. I'm not a hateful person. I believe harboring hate is detrimental to both your physical, mental and emotional health. In manyways I'm a bit of a pacifist; were we to reinstitute the draft tomorrow, I would probably rather go to prison. But good fucking god I hate finns.

I can see him right now. He's sitting by himself with the backlight of his computer the only source of light in his squalid apartment. He's giggling to himself as he takes another swig of low quality vodka, maybe even a sip from his moldy, 2 day old beer that's been sitting on his desk open. He keeps chuckling to himself; he thinks he's hilarious. He thinks people like when he posts pictures of his pathetic nation's new idol. He ":DDDD"s as he sweats, the alcohol metabolizing and seeping out of his pores. He posts Laine, he talks about how Barkov is elite, and he thinks the world loves him. But you know what Pekka? Nobody loves you. This whole board fucking hates you, and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself.

Everytime I see that disgusting flag on this board, I die inside. I fucking hate it, I hate it so much. I just want all finns to know this, and if I had the chance? I'd like to see every single last man, woman and child from that disgusting country gassed.
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>>68600655
>Sven comes to america, the post.
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>>68598366
I'll pull an Islander move and draft a goalie. This guy to be exact/
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>>68595140
Wrong picture friend. Let me fix that for you.
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>>68600854
he said defenseman you dumb canautist
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>>68600962
>Karlsson doesn't play defense

Love this meme.
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Yes, yes, Vancouver, well done. You finished 3rd last in the league

[spoiler]HOWEVER[/spoiler]
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>>68600579
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>>68601465
nice reddit meme why am i not surprised that a muslim steals oc from reddit
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>>68601654
Calm down caitlyn
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>>68601870
Good post you insufferable cunt
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>>68601063

>Ottowo

Love this meme
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>>68602888
>Tripfag >hasb fan calling a team a meme

Although you're right, it's kind of ironic don't you think?
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>>68603023

Yes the Habs are a meme team. That's how I know Ottowo is also a meme team
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>>68603066
Fair enough
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Where were you when the magic died /hoc/?

>tfw there will never be hands like that again
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>>68603901
I feel sorry that you have to play in an arena dedicated to give dollar pizza.
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>>68604282

There's a really strong movement building that's trying to get the Illitches to rename it after Gordie. Really hope it happens desu.
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>>68604308
well he's jewish so no, enjoy your fast food arena
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Good o'l Hudson Bay boy coaching the flames. What a year to be alive.
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more like hudson gay lol
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BTFO
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>>68605081
>>68605129
Sameboi
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>bloodson gay cucks getting mad
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Who will most likely take bishop/ what will they give up for him
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samefag EXPOSED
Me:1
the samenig:0
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School me on Greg Gulutzian. Bad hire?
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>>68605572
He was an assistant coach for the cantpucks for a couple of years. You tell me.
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>>68605650
Sounds wonderful. I guess a top five draft pick is in their immediate future now.
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>>68605774
That gator is ready to rumble, tumble, and bumble.
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>>68605774
was this u
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Red letter media makes really good reviews. I like their other content too, their style just pushes my buttons in the right way. I just wanted you all to know I appreciate what they do.
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Hey guys don't mind me, Black Knight coming thru...
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>>68605774
reminds me of the publix mascot
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>>68605993
>that black diamond around the C
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>>68606026
I have not see that nigga on a Publix ad in years. Thanks for reminding me of him.
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Finland, tell me about Henrik Borgstrom.
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>>68605954
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>>68606070
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>>68606121
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Expansion Draft is going to create some top tier bants
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>>68606237
I just want to see Mad Midget Mats get sent to Las Vegas.
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>>68606065
>Henrik Borgstrom
Sounds Swedish to me...but apparently he is a hidden gem from Finland and could potentially turn into a late round steal. Looks like a twinky at the moment though.
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>>68606309
>looks like a twinky
Better keep him away from Bill, he just might try to eat him.
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>>68606299
Will the Black Knights be the most coked out team in pro sports history?
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>>68605993
Have they settled on that name? Or is it still up for debate? I for one think the Las Vegas Escorts has a better ring to it.
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>>68606327
Maybe.
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>>68606339
>I for one
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>think "Hey, maybe the Hawks will be shit next year"
>remember wistfully 05-06 and 06-07 when they were complete fucking garbage and watching their games was like watching a stage play because there weren't any fans and thus nobody making noise
>think about how they won't be that shitty again for another ten years
>cry

Anybody else know this feel?
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>>68606438
There will come a day when they will lost 9-1.
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>>68606339
I think the Las Vegas Aces is better. Too bad buttman doesn't approve of it.
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>>68606237
Im excited honestly. I live in Nevada and never pulled the trigger on picking an actual team to follow so ive always just rooted for the western conference in general. Im in the bay area market so alot of shorks games, but it just doesnt feel natural to me to support a team thats not tangible to where i live.
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>>68606438
Don't lose hope, anon. Meme magic is strong magic.
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>>68605544
Teams in need of a starting goalie and looking to get good fast:
-Calgary (literally who?)
-Dallas (Finns won't win)
-NY Isles (Need more consistency and searching for missing pieces)
-Philly (same as Isles)
-Florida (Lu isn't getting any younger)
-Ottawa (Anderson is showing his cancer)
-Nashville (Another Finn goalie)

Most likely Calgary, Dallas or Philly are going to make a move on Bishop and/or Fleury. Calgary is in a weird place though because they feel like they are still in the beginnings of a rebuild but also want to be good, though they aren't willing to part with prospects. Dallas makes sense because they are desperate to win more than regular season games and Lehtonen hasn't shown he can step up in the playoffs, though they also need to answer glaring holes on defense too. Philly probably makes the most sense right now. They have a lot of prospect depth on the backend and could be looking for a more consistent goalie like Bishop. It will come down to whether Yzerman or Pitts GM are smart enough to understand they are going to get screwed on their trades because of the pending expansion draft. Everyone knows they are desperately looking to get something for their assets.
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>>68606486
Close enough?

https://www.nhl.com/gamecenter/chi-vs-edm/2011/11/19/2011020285#game=2011020285,game_state=final,game_tab=boxscore
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>>68606577
It would just be absolute misery if a team managed to sign Bishop and then lose him to the Expansion Draft because they forgot to protect him.
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>>68606577
>Fleury
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>>68606577
>tampa trading a goalie to eastern rivals
You can cross out NY, Philly, FLA and fucking Ottawa
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>>68606237
Can't wait to see the King with no ring get put up for the draft.
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>>68606577
>-Ottawa (Anderson is showing his cancer)

What the hell happened to the Hamburgler?
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who else /pretendingtobeavegasfan/ here? do they have the logo and shit unveiled yet so i can start making clip art memes?
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>>68606626
The memes ran out.
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>>68606553
How about the Nevada Desert Dogs? With Arizona obviously being relocated to become the Salt Lake City Mormons.
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>>68606626
Hammond somehow sucks when he has to share games with Andy, but he's actually pretty good when he gets a few consecutive starts.
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>>68606626
he was hurt half the year
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>>68606658
Don't you know buttman will protect those bastards in Arizona.
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>>68606339
From what ive read its not official but highly probable. It was the name of the (basketball?) team he was on in the armed forces and also the name of some sports related company hes affiliated with. I read he agreed to a fan vote as well, dont recall the source.

Sounds lame to me. The "Switch-Blades", "Blade Runners", even the generic "Aces" would be better, but ill take what i can get.
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>>68606619
Not if the deal is there. Giving up a goalie isn't as big a deal as players anyways. The players know all his weaknesses and can exploit the other team they give him too.
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>>68606658
>Salt Lake City Mormons
Latter-Day Saints would be better tbqhwy

Or the Utah Big Lovers
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>>68606577
Miller's gonna be a UFA next summer. He's not prime anymore but maybe if a team wants a veteran mentor for a younger goalie I bet Trader Jim could get him to waive his NTC.
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>>68606626
His back finally broke under the pressure of Karlsson's absurdly bad defensive play.
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>>68606739
>you don't trade to a divisional rival a goalie and/or an enforcer
Something along those lines.
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>>68606724
Even Knights just by itself is better. They can be white knights at home and black on the road.
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>>68606758
>Miller goes back to Buffalo
>Buffalo ends up in the playoffs for the first time since they traded him away
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>>68606758
But with Gudbranson on the backend now, the Canucks are set to make a run for the Cup. Miller isn't going anywhere.
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>>68606771
I think those rules get thrown out the window when expansion draft comes around. Teams don't want to lose assets for nothing.
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>>68606724
>The "Switch-Blades"
>"Blade Runners"
Never happen.

The Sharks were meant to be the Blades, but it was deemed too "violent".
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I want stamkos
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>>68606876
If Pub Subs were enough to give him blood clots imagine what poutine and steamies will do to him.
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>>68606870
the thoroughblades was a cool team name
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>>68606876
Subban digits confirm
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>>68606930
Great """"sweater"""" too
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>>68606804
Yeah, just from a merch standpoint the "black knights" is not a smart move. Plus the weird subtle racial connotations.
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>>68606973
>that furfag logo
Jesus Christ
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>>68607011
well Kentucky is known for horses and that's how they got their name. the world was a better place before mlp existed
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>>68606863
Expansion draft is one thing. Trading is another. The only rule I'd live by if I was a GM.
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>>68607011
>hating that logo
Čechbro pls
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>>68607022
Alright but that mascot on the logo is like 12-years-old-autist-from-deviantart quality
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>>68607055
It was the 90's my man.
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>>68607055
were you not alive in the 90s? that's what everything was like and it was cool
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>>68607055
It's more like '90s XTREME
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alright sorry I didn't want to be rude I know nothing about that actual team but honestly even for 90's standards this logo is like small town high school tier just my opinion though
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>>68607163
minor league hockey in the 90s in kentucky is about as small high school tier as you can get
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>>68607163
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czech is cute
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>>68607277
czech is best country t b h
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>>68607006
Only low IQ dumbasses would see racism in that name. But if they were called the "white" knights, then for sure there is some racism going on there. Would love to see a Klan team tbqh.
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why doesnt LV just fuck off away from kings and knights and black/silver/white

get your own fucking shit desert beaners
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>>68607383

The Las Vegas Wall Builders
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>>68607385
I can already see all the chess puns when those teams play
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>>68607383
When I think of white knights I think of those pitiful beta orbitors that defend women they don't know on the internet thinking they'll get fuck
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>>68607385
Sacramento Monarks....

Fucking medieval times down here cuz.
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