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>>68508048
NOT liking this Nigella gimmick
>>68508147
this, i dont get it
>>68508147
Your the ONLY one.
>>68508048
>she will never wake you up for a midnight snack after a nighr if heavy pounding
>>68508147
No one made a new thread and I seen an old episode of hers the other day
>>68508147
LOVE a nosh off her
6th for remember to send me a greasy fiver to get great bets
So.. what should I do with my time, if I'm not gonna place another bet tonight anyway?
>Quiet lad, this French winger. Goes home and talks about politics with his family after games apparently. They call it the House Of Comans.
what a horrific joke, whats wrong with Nick?
>>68508228
>>68508147
Also it was either our nige or swamp booger edition
NY red bulls are 1.66 to beat a team from the USL...
They've just smashed NYC 7-0 and Toronto 3-0
wtb tonight
Sao Paulo?
>>68508048
shitty fat disgusting old whore
>>68508395
flamengo dnb maybe
>>68508374
More to the real point, their USL team is one of the best in the league. However, its in asia and cant be too badly priced
>>68508434
dont lie, you'd give her a bit of dick
>>68508340
>Not 3 lions
>>68508498
I'd bend her over, spread her ass cheeks, place my nose on the rim of her asshole and inhale deeply.
Any one else threw a slippery tenner on Wales tomorrow?
>>68508434
>that opinion on physique
>that flag
D R O P P E D
>>68508182
make another one except /bet/ is on the floor dead
>>68508487
You reckon its worth lumping on NYRB? Trying to find teams now.
>>68508278
>euan literally doing the give me a fiver meme
>>68508629
I reckon it is worth watching if you are awake at the time. MLS coaches might play stronger teams than they planned to after the MLS teams struggled last night.
>>68508278
>paying to get doxxed
no thanks
>>68508728
This, euans has me too nervous to follow now.
Think I'll just stick to HASS messaging me his picks
>>68508728
Now he knows no one who used a real email address will leak. Only people who paid with fake emails will leak now.
>>68508688
Any value in new York city @2.15
>>68508625
>>68508805
But now that you have posted this, someone who has used their real e-mail might leak because they think Euan thinks this.
>>68508805
Its a game of bluff and double bluff. Euan doesn't know what to think
>>68508728
Why would you value the tiny chance your facebook gets posted over the money you will make?
>>68508820
Dont follow NASL.
>>68508833
>>68508805
>>68508845
Well this has all got a bit complicated, hasnt it. I guess I'll just need to kick all followers who's emails dont match up with FBs
>>68508826
perfect. next thread pic
>>68508893
but I dont have FB and want to follow you mate
>>68508498
>>68508587
have you seen what she actually looks like these days ..... I would not consider shoving my dick in her seeing what my options are ..... I may reconsider should I reach retirement age or live in a old folks home
>>68508943
Sounds like something Hass would say PMSL
>>68509012
pmsl
Wew lids
Was about to bin my TV out the window tonight.
Had £450 on France -1
Sat like a grumpy fuck for 88 minutes but she came good
Let that be a lesson. Never cash out.
>>68509212
Makes me smile thinking how many mugs cashed out their France SW for pennies in the 70-90th minute PMSL.
pmsl that bloke laying the smackdown on bbots
>>68509279
If you are cashing out, you could never afford to place the bet in the first place
>>68509301
Who you liking to win it so far lid?
>>68509360
chelsea
Same New York RB team that twatted New York City 7-0 out tonight
Currently @1.66
>>68509445
you getting on lad?
>>68509403
hughie is such a credit to the irish
>>68509403
Interesting. Can't say I'm really feeling him myself
>Lateysha into 7
Its actually happening lads, its the year of the dragon. Get on Wales tomorrow
>>68509514
Only small fella, don't really follow the yanks in all honesty
I've gone full retard and can't work out to use my loyalty bonus from 365
>>68509655
>offers
>enter offer code
What's the best site to buy clothes from lids?
>>68509684
no, as in to bet with it.
am I missing a little tickbox or what lol
>>68509514
>>68509596
Also they drew against red bulls 2nd team
>>68509700
It gets automatically put into your balance once you enter the code
>>68509696
End clothing
>>68509732
No, as in i want to bet with the bonus not my normal account money? is the 1st bet i place automatically the bonus bet?
>>68509734
Only if your uac tho
>>68509696
priory, end clothing, urban excess
>>68509759
THE BONUS MONEY GETS AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO YOUR BALANCE
someone tipped the opposite of TennisTipster and now I don't know who to trust
>>68509794
pmsl
>>68509734
>>68509783
cheers
>>68509802
Fuck. Which match.
WTB for England / Wales In Play tomorrow ?
Edmund
https://tipstertube.com/post/66680
already got Edmund in an edged acca the odds are still pretty close
kek one of the commentators is trying to teach to the other one how to pronounce one of the NYRB's players before the game.
>>68510085
Pick whichever you want. Think he's got a good chance.
>>68510116
Where you watching/listening fella?
>>68510151
sure, small on Verdasco as well
>>68510178
Yeah that's a bit more risky. NEED Tomic to go full retard.
>>68510157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9RHmttyVE
The beaner commentator didnt know the philips brothers were related.
anyone on sao paulo ?
>Oops!
The page you are looking for cannot be found.
JG, if you really think this will stop me, you are SO SO wrong pal.
>>68510290
zzz who've you found now
>>68510262
yes 2bh
>>68510290
Albania pulling so many strings
>>68510237
Hahahaha, nice one mate
>>68508048
>fuck her hard all night
>bust a nut in that perfect milf fanny
>she then makes you steak in bed with all the trimmings
>>68510319
you might end up with a lost bet famo
since when did not wanting to smash nigella become popular?
>>68510402
Estrogen in the water, they're more afraid of her out cooking them now
Scenes at the Sao Paulo game
>>68510487
they are some prime milf titties
>>68510402
Dunno mate. Didn't know we had such a high number of poofters that post here.
>>68510519
a blackout, fucking classic
>>68509322
going to print this out and place up on the wall
>>68510487
i want her to be my sugar mommy
Russian fans not giving a fuck now they lost to Slovakia. Going LARGE on them not to qualify
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jopTN7BcMQ
FC Boston SW @ 2.2
JUST saying.
>>68510670
Looks a bit tasty
>>68510237
it will be from the 12! a PK here
This fucking bouncy castle
>>68510711
on medium
>>68510519
Hope the game is postponed and my bet gets annulled. I'm on Sao Paulo and they look dogshit.
#PRAYFORSHITTYELECTRICIANS
>>68510711
good lord
more like just LAYING
Need a Hass tip like AIR
>>68511092
Philadelphia union to score next goal
>>68511129
on for the craic
promising rball
how come england havent been hit with a fine like russia has? just because 30 russian hooligans have btfo all the english fans
I've learnt my lesson, I'm never going to cash out again no matter what.
Would have won £600 in profit with an over 1.5 bet for France, instead only made £300 as I cashed out at 70 minutes and put it on over 0.5
>>68511092
Why not just throw your money away?
>>68511193
England fans and fat old blokes who get drunk and think they are hard men, Russian hooligans are professional criminals who are armed and look to kill people
>>68511258
LMAO sky plussed it.
>>68511258
smed on big lad tbqh
>>68511193
Assuming you are actually looking for an answer and not just (You) seeking from butthurt fans its because UEFA can officially only punish federations for things that have occurred in the stadiums so despite the fact that lots of the trouble in the streets has been started by England fans (allegedly) they cannot be punished but because the Russians were the ones to start all the shit that went down in the stadium they have received the fine.
anywhere i can find brazilian serie a games streamed? got money on gremio
>>68511184
you're welcome
>>68511318
i was 50/50 but thanks m8 i didnt know that
>>68511362
GOOD lad
hoping for more tips from you in the future
>>68511258
Why can't britbongs handle their drink?
I drink stella like water but for some reason it makes it gets you guys so drunk you beat your wives.
>>68511362
i got on it too,
thanks mate :)
Got £500 to spend on bets tomorrow, anyone got any tips? Made enough profit, so any bet will do
>>68511420
zzzz have sex
Not sure whether to sign up for PGA or Deluxe. Would like your opinions? xo
>>68511480
All on England -1ah
>>68511258
>Favorite drink: water
funny way to spell vodka
>>68511423
>>68511390
Sport recife vs santos over 0.5 first half goals is my next bet. up to you though
>>68511226
37% yield this week, best tipster on the tube imo
Would be willing to pay for his tips ahahaha
>>68511480
Cahill first goal scorer
>>68511496
You've done a TERRIBLE mistake in blocking me from TT.
>>68511092
Got a small bet in the next few minutes, will probably tipstertube it.
>>68511506
>he forgot to turn off his trip
>>68511506
Mr.Arshad, you seem to have forgotten to take off your trip, Sir.
>>68511505
Trusting you. I am on it with a fiver.
>FC Boston red card
bahahaha
>>68511560
>>68511586
No worries, I'll just get my pal Jani to delete the post :^)
>>68511505
that possession tho
>>68511529
Thanks for the bet earlier mate. Really helped me out, I now trust you :)
>>68511529
What is your tipstertube user anyway
>>68511659
euaniverse
>>68511633
No worries pal.
Was also going to tip o4 in the Linfield slags game but my phone died and was locked out my gaff kek. Had to go through next door and jump into my garden and climb on top of my conservatory to get through an open window.
>>68511659
Basi-booms
Would LOVE to become a cat burglar, I do look quite sexy in all black
>>68511699
PLEASE change your profile pic. Can not bear it.
not good for Gremio
>>68511737
lel, that's not even his tt.
>>68511737
T. Bashir Preet
>>68511726
pmsl
>>68511772
I want to follow you but just don't want to see that pic every time. PLEADING.
>>68511771
i made a new one, goodmantips is dead :(
Andy Robson put a stop to it
>>68511799
Might as well just use a real pic, since I've been doxxed anyway
>>68511800
Hass give me a rundown on how to get a trip.
>>68511800
i've seen your face (and leg). not the same person la.
what does that cunt have to do with your tt?
>>68511823
Anything but that
>>68511848
>and leg
??????
Basi Booms is just another Twitter tipster. Probably the antithesis of Nick Goff
>>68511823
Accept my request lid
>>68511829
To become a trip you must first be conceptualised as a character.
That's only the first step
>>68511910
Hmm but no one else tips tennis
>>68511891
you posted a photo of you sat on a toilet, showing your leg. drunk hassan best hassan 2bh.
goff is no fun allowed. poor arp.
>>68511484
fine! i will! and i wont even have to drink 2 beers and beat my wive into submission to get some.
cheers
NEED to see the email Goff sent Big_Al.
>>68511981
Evidence of not having sex
NEED to know why Goff and Big_al are famous
Russians all packed into those little glass dolls
>tfw I still control the most organic /bet/ meme
>>68512089
what are you going on about m8
>>68511948
l-lewd
Kek I found that photo today and had no idea why I took it. Only for you /bet/ x
Might be a decent TT profile pic
>>68512185
Thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow
>>68512206
>i'm not that hassicent
Start work tomorrow lids. Wageslave life going to be so so SO painful. Least it'll stop me religiously watching bets.
>>68512314
;)
>>68512350
What you doing son?
>>68510751
>tfw you will never watch your team beat your fiercest rivals and clinch the title from the comfort of a bouncy castle
>>68512404
Customer service at some phone shop. Need something to do in the summer while off uni.
>tfw you're Stuart
Wew lads
Go to bed cunts
Over 1.5 on England/Wales, Over 1.5 on Germany/Poland and Over 0.5 on Ukraine/Ireland.
How sound is this bet? Want to put £200 on it.
>>68512520
its like you haven't watch any euros matches
>>68512350
What job lad?
>>68512534
Almost all of them have been over 1.5
>>68512537
>>68512449
Here lid. Decent pay at 8.50 an hour
>>68512537
>>68512449
Come on lad.
>>68512557
Which company? I'm broke and need money to fund my tinder and bet habit.
>>68512476
Take down your refugees welcome poster. Have sex.
>>68512598
Vodafone lid.
>>68508048
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>68512601
Don't worry lad, all sexed up. (Mostly with migrants)
>>68512608
What's the application process like?
love it when i dont follow my own tips and they win. Could have won back everything i lost and then some.
>>68512692
Fill it in. Either video or live interview.
Some situational questions.
Y7b wants a small on cosmos
>>68512755
Never in doubt :^)
>>68512755
He wants to roll his winnings into Indy eleven +.5 and sw
>Euan has lost both bets since going paid
PMSL
>>68513209
B-but muh variance
>>68513209
actually its:
Lose / 1/2 Win / Lose / Lose
Goodnight lads. Hopefully a 3 lions win tomorrow.
Verdasco and Edmund too please.
lads tell me some easy bets
>>68513396
Speak English you prick. This isn't Manaus Ricardo.
>>68508048
nigella is the best. I wish she were my mum
feel so confident about this desu. muggy longshot of the day tomorrow
I want to bankroll Ukraine -2 corners @ 1.5 but scared. Wont be able to watch the match either.
>>68513521
seems like bad odds to me tbqhwy
>>68513559
will make the match that much more entertaining. worth a cheeky tenner imo
>>68513209
>>68513253
And threatening to dox his members. Will have no followers in a matter of weeks at this rate.
>>68513731
when did he do this?
>>68513806
Previous thread
>>68513142
So so shrewd
>>68508048
remember i got high and busted a nut to her once
a good time that was my friends
>>68513142
Winnings going into Sounders-2 they win by 3 ez
In his 2013 book, Capital in the 21st century, Thomas Piketty argues that as the rate of return on investments is greater than the overall growth of the economy there will always be rising income inequality in the current economic system.
The average person who will read this book will generally agree with the authors claim that progressive taxes need to be introduced to reduce this income inequality. However I am not the average person, you see I am like a lone wolf, and I realised that the book proves that investments are the path to success, whilst the weak minded saw proof the system was rigged against them I saw that it is rigged in my favour. This is where sports betting comes in. I know I could make money from stocks and bonds like anyone else but that is far too slow for me, so I gamble. Its like printing money with no risk, and there is no risk because I'm always right.
If you're not intimidated by the colossus of my intellect feel free to approach me, I'll even give you a few pointers to help out. I am targeting, and on track to, join the Australia rich list in 2018 so keep your eye out.
Who am I? What am I?
Well are you familiar with philosophy? The Greek classics? I thought not you are clearly not as intellectually developed as I am, so I will try to put it in words you understand. You see like how Sisyphus tricked Death itself, I have tricked and chained up the betting agencies. They can do no harm to me, I am invincible to them as I steal their profits away. You however are nothing, forced to toil day after day pushing your rock up the hill so you can scrape together enough money to throw away on one of your pathetic accumulators. Enjoy rolling the boulder there sheep, someone needs to give these agencies the wealth they give to me.
Not a fan of this gimmick tbqh.
Would rather have juveguy.
Wales to beat England today?
>>68516889
can't see it desu
might be dangered to put my first bet of the Euros on Wales +1 tho
Would LOVE a fiver for today. Got some great tips lined up
>>68516889
i'm doing it just because I know it will happen and I need something to console me afterwards. might do wales and BTTS
>>68516889
Delete
>>68517039
Your France -0.5 corners handicap would've WON yesterday.
PMSL
>>68517376
My other tip did as well. England to Win to Nil
*France
>>68517400
Good luck tipping fake and stuck odds from now on ;)
Thanks. Will need it.
Wales beat slavkia, slavkia beat rusha, englel drew v rusha, by this logic englel lose or scrape a draw
England will SMASH wales 2-0
Personally going to stay as far away from an England SW as possible today. If you're going to pre bet anything, I'd go for U2.5
>>68517593
U2.5 is THE bet, literally only 2 games have been over
>>68517613
3 games. France vs Romania, Wales vs Slovakia and Russia vs Slovakia. 12/15 times Unders has won and it will probably win 2/3 today. This is going to be a low scoring tournament because it's possible for 3rd place teams to go through and fairly evenly matched teams playing compact.
Cry God for England Harry and St George.
>>68517637
so mathematically it pays off to simply bet U2.5 for all the matches? Because bookies still keep it around 1.5 - 2.0
>>68517707
I think it will, Unders is being priced 1.50 to 1.80
>>68517707
Seems to be the case so far, will continue betting u2.5 till it starts losing
>>68517707
Yeah, assume it's 1.65, that means that the bookies price it at a 61% probability. So it's well worth it if you think the trend will continue
A L B A N I A
>tfw no busty qt albanian gf
why even live
>>68508048
fuck she is so shaggable
>>68517876
talking HUGE sense here, pal.
>It's a teams totals score more in the first five minutes of the last quarter than they did in any of the previous full quarters
zzzz basket o/u such lotto shite
It's coming home lids
The bet for this afternoon if the lines aren't smashed beforehand is Jönköpings Södra U21 against Malmö U21. Malmö will be using only U19 and U17 players meanwhile Jönköpings first team returned from vacation this monday and might feature for the reserves. Thanks for listening.
>>68518236
Line is +2.25 on bet365 i can only recommend a LARGE here to be frank family.
>>68518236
stuck a med on.
GL x
Just chuck £50 on <0.5G in England/Wales game
Monitor the game and cash out if you feel a goal is coming. Its easy money.
Additionally, through your free in play bet of £50 on U2.5G
Is there a bigger faggot than Euan ?
Cant stand all the negative attention and being called a fraud in recent months
>Goes paid
Loses 75% of his bets since going paid
>Doxxes his members who have signed up to pay in a buttblasted fit of rage
Guy clearly has mental problems.
Thank christ we have level headed people like Haas and Flatanon
>>68518377
The only way people can think Hass is a good trip is if you're a greasy sixth former who only came here for the Euros or if you're a fellow Paki. Either way, please have sex.
Also, no is the answer to your question.
BAsi boOoms
England Wales
Head says dont bet on it
Heart says England going to get BTFO
Small bet on Wales win
Regular bet on Wales +1.0
>>68518440
>Hass is a bad trip
Don't understand this meme. He and BT have made me more money than Euan recently. Even if you don't think he's shrewd it's nice to have his banter in /bet/
As much as I hate his crappy act, JuveGuy is statistically a better tipper than Euan over the last 4 weeks
Wales DC THE bet of the 21st century
Pmsl at all these mongs on Wales. England is literally THE mainstream special of the tournament.
>>68518588
Sorry liddo
BTTS 1st Half YES is where my money is going
>>68518581
What are you on about?
Euan lid, get it together.
>>68518603
Normally England would be, but Roy is not changing the starting lineup
>Kane on corners
>no Vardy
>Lalana starting
Its as if Roy is trying to get fired
Why is he so loyal to the shittest team
>>68518581
Objectively.
>>68518603
Sweaty 1-0. Wales are shit individually apart from Bale and Ramsey and will be dominated for long periods #believe
>>68518627
Scoring rates from corners are around 1%, who gives a shit if Kane is on corners? I'll give you Lallana starting but Kane is just as good as Vardy, one shit game against Russia doesn't make him a bad player.
Someone toss a fiver on England for me. TY xo
It's coming home
>>68518656
I have CS 1-1 on one account, BTTS in first half in another, and have England -2 EH on another.
>>68518539
Talking BIG sense here pal
>>68516889
Threw a tenner on
