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>>68508048
NOT liking this Nigella gimmick
>>68508147
this, i dont get it
>>68508147
Your the ONLY one.
>>68508048
>she will never wake you up for a midnight snack after a nighr if heavy pounding
>>68508147
No one made a new thread and I seen an old episode of hers the other day
>>68508147
LOVE a nosh off her
6th for remember to send me a greasy fiver to get great bets
So.. what should I do with my time, if I'm not gonna place another bet tonight anyway?
>Quiet lad, this French winger. Goes home and talks about politics with his family after games apparently. They call it the House Of Comans.
what a horrific joke, whats wrong with Nick?
>>68508228
>>68508147
Also it was either our nige or swamp booger edition
NY red bulls are 1.66 to beat a team from the USL...
They've just smashed NYC 7-0 and Toronto 3-0
wtb tonight
Sao Paulo?
>>68508048
shitty fat disgusting old whore
>>68508395
flamengo dnb maybe
>>68508374
More to the real point, their USL team is one of the best in the league. However, its in asia and cant be too badly priced
>>68508434
dont lie, you'd give her a bit of dick
>>68508340
>Not 3 lions
>>68508498
I'd bend her over, spread her ass cheeks, place my nose on the rim of her asshole and inhale deeply.
Any one else threw a slippery tenner on Wales tomorrow?
>>68508434
>that opinion on physique
>that flag
D R O P P E D
>>68508182
make another one except /bet/ is on the floor dead
>>68508487
You reckon its worth lumping on NYRB? Trying to find teams now.
>>68508278
>euan literally doing the give me a fiver meme
>>68508629
I reckon it is worth watching if you are awake at the time. MLS coaches might play stronger teams than they planned to after the MLS teams struggled last night.
>>68508278
>paying to get doxxed
no thanks
>>68508728
This, euans has me too nervous to follow now.
Think I'll just stick to HASS messaging me his picks
>>68508728
Now he knows no one who used a real email address will leak. Only people who paid with fake emails will leak now.
>>68508688
Any value in new York city @2.15
>>68508805
But now that you have posted this, someone who has used their real e-mail might leak because they think Euan thinks this.
>>68508805
Its a game of bluff and double bluff. Euan doesn't know what to think
>>68508728
Why would you value the tiny chance your facebook gets posted over the money you will make?
>>68508820
Dont follow NASL.
>>68508833
>>68508805
>>68508845
Well this has all got a bit complicated, hasnt it. I guess I'll just need to kick all followers who's emails dont match up with FBs
>>68508826
perfect. next thread pic
>>68508893
but I dont have FB and want to follow you mate
>>68508498
>>68508587
have you seen what she actually looks like these days ..... I would not consider shoving my dick in her seeing what my options are ..... I may reconsider should I reach retirement age or live in a old folks home
>>68508943
Sounds like something Hass would say PMSL
>>68509012
pmsl
Wew lids
Was about to bin my TV out the window tonight.
Had £450 on France -1
Sat like a grumpy fuck for 88 minutes but she came good
Let that be a lesson. Never cash out.
>>68509212
Makes me smile thinking how many mugs cashed out their France SW for pennies in the 70-90th minute PMSL.
pmsl that bloke laying the smackdown on bbots
>>68509279
If you are cashing out, you could never afford to place the bet in the first place
>>68509301
Who you liking to win it so far lid?
>>68509360
chelsea
Same New York RB team that twatted New York City 7-0 out tonight
Currently @1.66
>>68509445
you getting on lad?
>>68509403
hughie is such a credit to the irish
>>68509403
Interesting. Can't say I'm really feeling him myself
>Lateysha into 7
Its actually happening lads, its the year of the dragon. Get on Wales tomorrow
>>68509514
Only small fella, don't really follow the yanks in all honesty
I've gone full retard and can't work out to use my loyalty bonus from 365
>>68509655
>offers
>enter offer code
What's the best site to buy clothes from lids?
>>68509684
no, as in to bet with it.
am I missing a little tickbox or what lol
>>68509514
>>68509596
Also they drew against red bulls 2nd team
>>68509700
It gets automatically put into your balance once you enter the code
>>68509696
End clothing
>>68509732
No, as in i want to bet with the bonus not my normal account money? is the 1st bet i place automatically the bonus bet?
>>68509734
Only if your uac tho
>>68509696
priory, end clothing, urban excess
>>68509759
THE BONUS MONEY GETS AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO YOUR BALANCE
someone tipped the opposite of TennisTipster and now I don't know who to trust
>>68509794
pmsl
>>68509734
>>68509783
cheers
>>68509802
Fuck. Which match.
WTB for England / Wales In Play tomorrow ?
Edmund
https://tipstertube.com/post/66680
already got Edmund in an edged acca the odds are still pretty close
kek one of the commentators is trying to teach to the other one how to pronounce one of the NYRB's players before the game.
>>68510085
Pick whichever you want. Think he's got a good chance.
>>68510116
Where you watching/listening fella?
>>68510151
sure, small on Verdasco as well
>>68510178
Yeah that's a bit more risky. NEED Tomic to go full retard.
>>68510157
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9RHmttyVE
The beaner commentator didnt know the philips brothers were related.
anyone on sao paulo ?
>Oops!
The page you are looking for cannot be found.
JG, if you really think this will stop me, you are SO SO wrong pal.
>>68510290
zzz who've you found now
>>68510262
yes 2bh
>>68510290
Albania pulling so many strings
>>68510237
Hahahaha, nice one mate
>>68508048
>fuck her hard all night
>bust a nut in that perfect milf fanny
>she then makes you steak in bed with all the trimmings
>>68510319
you might end up with a lost bet famo
since when did not wanting to smash nigella become popular?
>>68510402
Estrogen in the water, they're more afraid of her out cooking them now
Scenes at the Sao Paulo game
>>68510487
they are some prime milf titties
>>68510402
Dunno mate. Didn't know we had such a high number of poofters that post here.
>>68510519
a blackout, fucking classic
>>68509322
going to print this out and place up on the wall
>>68510487
i want her to be my sugar mommy
Russian fans not giving a fuck now they lost to Slovakia. Going LARGE on them not to qualify
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jopTN7BcMQ
FC Boston SW @ 2.2
JUST saying.
>>68510670
Looks a bit tasty
>>68510237
it will be from the 12! a PK here
This fucking bouncy castle
>>68510711
on medium
>>68510519
Hope the game is postponed and my bet gets annulled. I'm on Sao Paulo and they look dogshit.
#PRAYFORSHITTYELECTRICIANS
>>68510711
good lord
more like just LAYING
Need a Hass tip like AIR
>>68511092
Philadelphia union to score next goal
>>68511129
on for the craic
promising rball
how come england havent been hit with a fine like russia has? just because 30 russian hooligans have btfo all the english fans
I've learnt my lesson, I'm never going to cash out again no matter what.
Would have won £600 in profit with an over 1.5 bet for France, instead only made £300 as I cashed out at 70 minutes and put it on over 0.5
>>68511092
Why not just throw your money away?
>>68511193
England fans and fat old blokes who get drunk and think they are hard men, Russian hooligans are professional criminals who are armed and look to kill people
>>68511258
LMAO sky plussed it.
>>68511258
smed on big lad tbqh
>>68511193
Assuming you are actually looking for an answer and not just (You) seeking from butthurt fans its because UEFA can officially only punish federations for things that have occurred in the stadiums so despite the fact that lots of the trouble in the streets has been started by England fans (allegedly) they cannot be punished but because the Russians were the ones to start all the shit that went down in the stadium they have received the fine.
anywhere i can find brazilian serie a games streamed? got money on gremio
>>68511184
you're welcome
>>68511318
i was 50/50 but thanks m8 i didnt know that
>>68511362
GOOD lad
hoping for more tips from you in the future
>>68511258
Why can't britbongs handle their drink?
I drink stella like water but for some reason it makes it gets you guys so drunk you beat your wives.
>>68511362
i got on it too,
thanks mate :)
Got £500 to spend on bets tomorrow, anyone got any tips? Made enough profit, so any bet will do
>>68511420
zzzz have sex
Not sure whether to sign up for PGA or Deluxe. Would like your opinions? xo
>>68511480
All on England -1ah
>>68511258
>Favorite drink: water
funny way to spell vodka
>>68511423
>>68511390
Sport recife vs santos over 0.5 first half goals is my next bet. up to you though
>>68511226
37% yield this week, best tipster on the tube imo
Would be willing to pay for his tips ahahaha
>>68511480
Cahill first goal scorer
>>68511496
You've done a TERRIBLE mistake in blocking me from TT.
>>68511092
Got a small bet in the next few minutes, will probably tipstertube it.
>>68511506
>he forgot to turn off his trip
>>68511506
Mr.Arshad, you seem to have forgotten to take off your trip, Sir.
>>68511505
Trusting you. I am on it with a fiver.
>FC Boston red card
bahahaha
>>68511560
>>68511586
No worries, I'll just get my pal Jani to delete the post :^)
>>68511505
that possession tho
>>68511529
Thanks for the bet earlier mate. Really helped me out, I now trust you :)
>>68511529
What is your tipstertube user anyway
>>68511659
euaniverse
>>68511633
No worries pal.
Was also going to tip o4 in the Linfield slags game but my phone died and was locked out my gaff kek. Had to go through next door and jump into my garden and climb on top of my conservatory to get through an open window.
>>68511659
Basi-booms
Would LOVE to become a cat burglar, I do look quite sexy in all black
>>68511699
PLEASE change your profile pic. Can not bear it.
not good for Gremio
>>68511737
lel, that's not even his tt.
>>68511737
T. Bashir Preet
>>68511726
pmsl
>>68511772
I want to follow you but just don't want to see that pic every time. PLEADING.
>>68511771
i made a new one, goodmantips is dead :(
Andy Robson put a stop to it
>>68511799
Might as well just use a real pic, since I've been doxxed anyway
>>68511800
Hass give me a rundown on how to get a trip.
>>68511800
i've seen your face (and leg). not the same person la.
what does that cunt have to do with your tt?
>>68511823
Anything but that
>>68511848
>and leg
??????
Basi Booms is just another Twitter tipster. Probably the antithesis of Nick Goff
>>68511823
Accept my request lid
>>68511829
To become a trip you must first be conceptualised as a character.
That's only the first step
>>68511910
Hmm but no one else tips tennis
>>68511891
you posted a photo of you sat on a toilet, showing your leg. drunk hassan best hassan 2bh.
goff is no fun allowed. poor arp.
>>68511484
fine! i will! and i wont even have to drink 2 beers and beat my wive into submission to get some.
cheers
NEED to see the email Goff sent Big_Al.
>>68511981
Evidence of not having sex
NEED to know why Goff and Big_al are famous
Russians all packed into those little glass dolls
>tfw I still control the most organic /bet/ meme
>>68512089
what are you going on about m8
>>68511948
l-lewd
Kek I found that photo today and had no idea why I took it. Only for you /bet/ x
Might be a decent TT profile pic
>>68512185
Thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CduA0TULnow
>>68512206
>i'm not that hassicent
Start work tomorrow lids. Wageslave life going to be so so SO painful. Least it'll stop me religiously watching bets.
>>68512314
;)
>>68512350
What you doing son?
>>68510751
>tfw you will never watch your team beat your fiercest rivals and clinch the title from the comfort of a bouncy castle
>>68512404
Customer service at some phone shop. Need something to do in the summer while off uni.
>tfw you're Stuart
Wew lads
Go to bed cunts
Over 1.5 on England/Wales, Over 1.5 on Germany/Poland and Over 0.5 on Ukraine/Ireland.
How sound is this bet? Want to put £200 on it.
>>68512520
its like you haven't watch any euros matches
>>68512350
What job lad?
>>68512534
Almost all of them have been over 1.5
>>68512537
>>68512449
Here lid. Decent pay at 8.50 an hour
>>68512537
>>68512449
Come on lad.
>>68512557
Which company? I'm broke and need money to fund my tinder and bet habit.
>>68512476
Take down your refugees welcome poster. Have sex.
>>68512598
Vodafone lid.
>>68508048
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
>>68512601
Don't worry lad, all sexed up. (Mostly with migrants)
>>68512608
What's the application process like?
love it when i dont follow my own tips and they win. Could have won back everything i lost and then some.
>>68512692
Fill it in. Either video or live interview.
Some situational questions.
Y7b wants a small on cosmos
>>68512755
Never in doubt :^)
>>68512755
He wants to roll his winnings into Indy eleven +.5 and sw
>Euan has lost both bets since going paid
PMSL
>>68513209
B-but muh variance
>>68513209
actually its:
Lose / 1/2 Win / Lose / Lose
Goodnight lads. Hopefully a 3 lions win tomorrow.
Verdasco and Edmund too please.
lads tell me some easy bets
>>68513396
Speak English you prick. This isn't Manaus Ricardo.
>>68508048
nigella is the best. I wish she were my mum
feel so confident about this desu. muggy longshot of the day tomorrow
I want to bankroll Ukraine -2 corners @ 1.5 but scared. Wont be able to watch the match either.
>>68513521
seems like bad odds to me tbqhwy
>>68513559
will make the match that much more entertaining. worth a cheeky tenner imo
>>68513209
>>68513253
And threatening to dox his members. Will have no followers in a matter of weeks at this rate.
>>68513731
when did he do this?
>>68513806
Previous thread
>>68513142
So so shrewd
>>68508048
remember i got high and busted a nut to her once
a good time that was my friends
>>68513142
Winnings going into Sounders-2 they win by 3 ez
In his 2013 book, Capital in the 21st century, Thomas Piketty argues that as the rate of return on investments is greater than the overall growth of the economy there will always be rising income inequality in the current economic system.
The average person who will read this book will generally agree with the authors claim that progressive taxes need to be introduced to reduce this income inequality. However I am not the average person, you see I am like a lone wolf, and I realised that the book proves that investments are the path to success, whilst the weak minded saw proof the system was rigged against them I saw that it is rigged in my favour. This is where sports betting comes in. I know I could make money from stocks and bonds like anyone else but that is far too slow for me, so I gamble. Its like printing money with no risk, and there is no risk because I'm always right.
If you're not intimidated by the colossus of my intellect feel free to approach me, I'll even give you a few pointers to help out. I am targeting, and on track to, join the Australia rich list in 2018 so keep your eye out.
Who am I? What am I?
Well are you familiar with philosophy? The Greek classics? I thought not you are clearly not as intellectually developed as I am, so I will try to put it in words you understand. You see like how Sisyphus tricked Death itself, I have tricked and chained up the betting agencies. They can do no harm to me, I am invincible to them as I steal their profits away. You however are nothing, forced to toil day after day pushing your rock up the hill so you can scrape together enough money to throw away on one of your pathetic accumulators. Enjoy rolling the boulder there sheep, someone needs to give these agencies the wealth they give to me.
Not a fan of this gimmick tbqh.
Would rather have juveguy.
Wales to beat England today?
>>68516889
can't see it desu
might be dangered to put my first bet of the Euros on Wales +1 tho
Would LOVE a fiver for today. Got some great tips lined up
>>68516889
i'm doing it just because I know it will happen and I need something to console me afterwards. might do wales and BTTS
>>68516889
Delete
>>68517039
Your France -0.5 corners handicap would've WON yesterday.
PMSL
>>68517376
My other tip did as well. England to Win to Nil
*France
>>68517400
Good luck tipping fake and stuck odds from now on ;)
Thanks. Will need it.
Wales beat slavkia, slavkia beat rusha, englel drew v rusha, by this logic englel lose or scrape a draw
England will SMASH wales 2-0
Personally going to stay as far away from an England SW as possible today. If you're going to pre bet anything, I'd go for U2.5
>>68517593
U2.5 is THE bet, literally only 2 games have been over
>>68517613
3 games. France vs Romania, Wales vs Slovakia and Russia vs Slovakia. 12/15 times Unders has won and it will probably win 2/3 today. This is going to be a low scoring tournament because it's possible for 3rd place teams to go through and fairly evenly matched teams playing compact.
Cry God for England Harry and St George.
>>68517637
so mathematically it pays off to simply bet U2.5 for all the matches? Because bookies still keep it around 1.5 - 2.0
>>68517707
I think it will, Unders is being priced 1.50 to 1.80
>>68517707
Seems to be the case so far, will continue betting u2.5 till it starts losing
>>68517707
Yeah, assume it's 1.65, that means that the bookies price it at a 61% probability. So it's well worth it if you think the trend will continue
A L B A N I A
>tfw no busty qt albanian gf
why even live
>>68508048
fuck she is so shaggable
>>68517876
talking HUGE sense here, pal.
>It's a teams totals score more in the first five minutes of the last quarter than they did in any of the previous full quarters
zzzz basket o/u such lotto shite
It's coming home lids
The bet for this afternoon if the lines aren't smashed beforehand is Jönköpings Södra U21 against Malmö U21. Malmö will be using only U19 and U17 players meanwhile Jönköpings first team returned from vacation this monday and might feature for the reserves. Thanks for listening.
>>68518236
Line is +2.25 on bet365 i can only recommend a LARGE here to be frank family.
>>68518236
stuck a med on.
GL x
Just chuck £50 on <0.5G in England/Wales game
Monitor the game and cash out if you feel a goal is coming. Its easy money.
Additionally, through your free in play bet of £50 on U2.5G
Is there a bigger faggot than Euan ?
Cant stand all the negative attention and being called a fraud in recent months
>Goes paid
Loses 75% of his bets since going paid
>Doxxes his members who have signed up to pay in a buttblasted fit of rage
Guy clearly has mental problems.
Thank christ we have level headed people like Haas and Flatanon
>>68518377
The only way people can think Hass is a good trip is if you're a greasy sixth former who only came here for the Euros or if you're a fellow Paki. Either way, please have sex.
Also, no is the answer to your question.
BAsi boOoms
England Wales
Head says dont bet on it
Heart says England going to get BTFO
Small bet on Wales win
Regular bet on Wales +1.0
>>68518440
>Hass is a bad trip
Don't understand this meme. He and BT have made me more money than Euan recently. Even if you don't think he's shrewd it's nice to have his banter in /bet/
As much as I hate his crappy act, JuveGuy is statistically a better tipper than Euan over the last 4 weeks
Wales DC THE bet of the 21st century
Pmsl at all these mongs on Wales. England is literally THE mainstream special of the tournament.
>>68518588
Sorry liddo
BTTS 1st Half YES is where my money is going
>>68518581
What are you on about?
Euan lid, get it together.
>>68518603
Normally England would be, but Roy is not changing the starting lineup
>Kane on corners
>no Vardy
>Lalana starting
Its as if Roy is trying to get fired
Why is he so loyal to the shittest team
>>68518581
Objectively.
>>68518603
Sweaty 1-0. Wales are shit individually apart from Bale and Ramsey and will be dominated for long periods #believe
>>68518627
Scoring rates from corners are around 1%, who gives a shit if Kane is on corners? I'll give you Lallana starting but Kane is just as good as Vardy, one shit game against Russia doesn't make him a bad player.
Someone toss a fiver on England for me. TY xo
It's coming home
>>68518656
I have CS 1-1 on one account, BTTS in first half in another, and have England -2 EH on another.
>>68518539
Talking BIG sense here pal
>>68516889
Threw a tenner on
>>68518603
Like with Russia yeah?
Wales o3.5 corners @1.83
I have this 2-1 England gut feeling
>>68518767
Just seen that.
There is no fucking way Wales have less than 4 corners in this game
>>68518377
whats this about him doxxing his followers?
>>68518377
>levelheaded
>haas
>>68518837
Tread carefully, the game against Slovakia they had 3 corners. Fucked me over medium, so I'm going with a safe btts.
Don't think our Euan would actually do that guys. Doesn't have a head like Albania desu
>>68518837
>>68518767
In their last 5 games they were 3, 3, 4, 2 and 3 on corners
Ukraine 2-0 and England 2-1
How fucked am I?
>>68518843
He went paid on TT and when he lost his shit the other night over yet more losing bets he started giving out personal details, names, email addresses of people who signed up to follow him.
Must have guessed it was a follower who outed him
>>68518929
England won't win
>>68518935
did he actually do that?
i was heavily considering signing up, but if he's going to act like that, i'm not going to take the risk.
>how to lose business 101
>>68511420
>Belgium
behave
>Got my eyes on a worldie tomorrow already. Off to bed. Any follower requests will be accepted tomorrow. Have the payment sent to speed it up. Have it done by afternoon or you'll miss out x
>>68519150
>inb4 doxxed
>>68519150
Pmsl at him trying to be a Kolmonen judge like BT
>>68518935
not sure if serious but im a paid follower so a bit concerned. could someone please question him on this under one of his posts, would like to know his response. want a refund desu, wont be signing up after my sub expires.
>>68519150
>10bet
>>68519206
He got pissed off that someone leaked his tips and threatened to doxx them. When pointed out that it was impossible to figure out who it was that leaked he said he'd guess and everyone got pissed. Like two threads ago m8
>>68519211
Was on 365 too I think
>>68519206
Pretty sure that lad is joking.
thread song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWQMg56ZVZY
If you'd rather bet the 4/7 England than the 4/6 Ukraine today I don't see how we could ever be civil with each other, let alone be friends.
>>68519294
>doesn't think it's coming home
no sympathy for people like this.
not even juveguy is this stupid.
>>68519206
He released me info, thankfully I don't really care. None of his "big" tips have won in about a week.
I'd remove him completely
>>68519343
Reminder that people like this will destroy our country by voting leave.
>>68519343
I don't get it what is this
>>68519390
Alright Stuart
>>68519390
our country won't be destroyed. we're still going to be a member of the eu for two years, whilst we negociate deals and all the rest of it.
as someone who has gone door to door, i can tell you that there are smart and stupid people on both sides. and the really thick simply won't vote.
>>68519408
People pay for "fixed" tips.
>>68519465
>negociate
I take it you simply won't vote pmsl
>>68519343
got a car from him
>>68519487
>types pmsl
>calls someone out for spelling
>>68519390
Hope you have a spare room for rapefugees.
>>68519499
Pmsl the thicko can't handle the banter
>>68519487
terribly sorry lad. i don't function well on little sleep. nice rebuttal though.
>>68519498
kek.
>290 posts
>only 74 or non-british posts
really makes you think
>>68519498
>>68519343
How much of a scam are these people? When I look at their FB pages they've got the correct scores up before the match and it isn't edited
>>68519566
England score today?
>>68519592
2-1 England
>>68519566
i think they charge €100 per match, kek.
also:
>TODAY & TOMORROW WE HAVE MATCHES SURE 100%
WITH ODD: 375.00
top lel.
>>68519559
WE ARE RUSSIA
WE ARE RUSHA
FUCK OFF ENGLAND AND WALES
>>68515648
>>68515655
stealing statsGOD posts
>>68519758
Did you get your 365 bonus this week lad? Use it wisely.
>>68519834
>tfw didn't get mine
Would LOVE it if someone could lend me their Bet365 bonus
on England-Wales o2.25 pmsl
this unders meme magic cant go on forever right?
>>68508048
She's 56 years old
I'm wondering, does everyone get the risk-free bet for all the games of their home country? Like I got my risk-free for the first Germany game and now I'm getting another one for todays game.
Malawai vs Lesotho score = 1-0
>>68513521
Reminder that you have 45 minutes left to join this amazing muggy.
>>68520157
If you are in the UK / Ireland you only get the in play bet for England games.
>>68520175
on which site can you bet on stuff like this?
What shall I throw my in play bet on
FUUUUUUUCK EDMUND got a walkover. I'm so sure he would have won.
>>68520150
wtf, how??
>>68520253
cocaine
LARGE on Rooney scoring anytime
>>68520150
Would take her to see my mum
>>68520245
BTTS 1st Half
>>68520253
cocaine
>>68520218
Okay, sounds about the same.
>blew off some guy for some extra bet cash
>mom now thinks I'm gay
zzzzzzzzzzzz
>>68520408
>Mom
You are gay.
Next person to post is gay pmsl
>>68520244
Unibet.
>>68520439
tfw I'm ACTUALLY gay
>>68513521
>which will NOT result in a goal
meh
>>68520445
Still need to get an Unibet, but I don't think they have a deposit bonus (?)
>>68520150
would lick her sweaty cornhole if you know what I mean he he
Lads for my do you think u3.5 goals in the first half is safe?
>>68520568
u3.5 in the first half is a lock on almost every game though
BTTS 1st Half @ 6.00
or
o1.5 1st half @ 3.40
Thoughts
>>68520568
of course
>>68520642
There isn't even an option for it :(
>>68520464
>poofs in /bet/
Wanna meet up bb? x
>>68520710
well bet on o0.5 in the first half then, that looks fine
Will anyone cover o0.5 for me? I'll pay you back
Think this game will be tight as fuck
>>68520766
Just like my 16 y/o gf
>>68520763
how much?
>>68520802
You're kind x
Just testing the loyalty of my /bet/ friends
Overs on cards?
>>68520763
>Will anyone cover o0.5 for me? I'll pay you back
Same
Large on England to kick off
More alpha team always does
muh bets for today's euro's:
England-Wales o2.25 goals
Ukraine SW
Germany - Poland BTTS
I always forget Bales first name is Gareth, imagine looking at your new born and saying I'll call him Gareth
>>68520962
>o2.25
Wales have 5 at the back lad
>>68520967
Better than calling him Keith
>>68520962
Over 2.5 won't happy today, maybe Germany but probably not. I've put two large bets, one on over 1.5 on all 3 and won on over 0.5 in FH
MOVE THAT FUCKING BALL lel
>>68521026
>england need to win this and will attack in full force
>wales always seem to concede one late goal
>Bale
>Robbie Savage
>>68521134
Great passion from our proud lions
>>68520967
Some story made the news that a father-to-be decided to name his son after the FGS for Germany in this Euro, so it would have been Shkodran..
>GSTQ
Time to mute the TV
GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
kralc is such a fraud
gotta buy a tropical fish tank
The ABSOLUTE state of Aaron Ramsey's head
>>68521443
>a 60 euro tropical fish tank
>>68520962
forgive me for being a total noob but what does SW mean?
>>68521443
>All that stake of £60 profit
You could have just put it on under 2.5 or stuck it on a simple accmulator with £10
>>68521543
straight win
>>68521443
cant wait till its 90th minute and still 0-0
Labour MP just shot in Bristol
Sterling you useless sack of shit
>>68521681
Birstall you pleb
sterling is just THE star player off the euros after that miss
>>68521681
It's in Birstall, you fucking retard. No wonder you're poor.
>According to the BBC, a primary school is in lockdown and a gunman may be on the loose near the shooting at Birstall.
Who /Bristol/ here
>>68521681
UKIP voters on a MAD ONE
>>68521681
fucking ridiculous though
what sort of world is this
365 crashing for anyone else?
Brexit BTFO. Go LARGE on remain everyone
>overslept on my nap so missed the prestake
Gone large on over 4 corners for Wales with great odds, 2 corners already in 10 minutes.
Love it
>>68520408
lel. 5/10 for effort.
>>68522043
England got the first one you poof
Getting on England SW once Sterling is subbed off for Vardy tbqh
2nd half most goals @1.91
>>68522086
Skybet shows 2 corners for Wales with 80 minutes to get 3 more.
>witnesses claimed the man was shouting about sovereignty
>>68522004
why?
>>68522126
I DONT CARE WHAT SKY BET SHOWS YOU AUTIST IM WATCHING THE GAME
ENGLAND GOT THE 1ST CORNER
THERE HAS BEEN 2 IN TOTAL
>>68522099
he would've nailed that
>>68522126
Pmsl are you even watching the match?
>>68522158
LARGE on remain
wales look prity shit desu, think this england might win meme might not be a meme
>tfw you have LITERALLY become SP
>>68522163
there's gonna be a huge public support shift after this. the media are gonna go crazy
Wales giving away corners like it's nothing fucking twats. Astley Williams can't even head away properly
>My hubby @MrBrendanCox & children taking part in the battle of the #Thames - because we're #StrongerIn #Remain
FIRST CASUALTY OF THE BATTLE OF THE THAMES CONFIRMED
>>68522168
>>68522188
>hurrr doesn't matter what SkyBet says
>even though they are the ones issuing the bet
Ok motards
>still not used my free bet
Any ideas?
>>68522303
Don't be a pussy and just post who you've got
>its an england forget they need to win this match episode
>>68522450
Draw all over it
>>68522450
1-0 coming home lad
>>68522428
PMSL, it DOESN'T matter what they say. They will settle it as a loss if it loses despite what their in play stats say
>>68522450
I did btts first half, @17 now. Good odds and a refund if it doesnt happen
>Wales
Looks boring and shit
>England
Looks even worse against a dogshit team
Unlucky lads, footballs not coming home
>>68522607
Having fun at home Scotland?
waiting for that rodina fh goal
Pmsl when England go down a goal and Vardy rescues them
If I say under 5 corners first half, what happens if it's exactly 5?
>>68522847
if its 3 way its lost
>>68522847
You lose, 5 is NOT under 5. Fucking retard
>>68522847
is 5 under 5?
>>68522847
You've lost, Wales has 3 and England have 3
>>68522859
>>68522868
>>68522903
I'm fucked then
Its always amazing how many professional footballers cannot cross a fucking football or beat the first man with a cross
What player is going to score the first goal?
>>68522968
Words of wisdom from Keith, 49 who has a beer belly the size of an obese child and thinks he could have done that.
>>68522945
>(You)
still time to get on 2h most goals at decent odds
REFBALL
E
F
B
A
L
L
>>68523030
>Kieth isnt paid £100,000/wk to kick a ball though
>>68523182
Do players still get paid when they're on holiday? Always thought it was only during the season they get it
When do i get on England?
>>68523271
They get paid quarterly in most big clubs
Well there's 5. Some absolute horrendous crosses
>Walker
Beats 2 men.
Has time, looks up, looks up again
Cross is hit 20yrs over everyone
Can not wait for this Euro to be over. Might aswell find a different hobby for the meantime
>>68523303
72nd minute, goal comes by 76th
>>68522337
hope so
Another under 2.5 bet sailing in so easy
pmsl
ENGLEL ARE OUT
BRILLIANT
thank fuck my o0.5 fh came in
>>68522709
Here we go.
lol, the england meme is right
BALEBALEBALEBALEBALEBALE
England so so bad how does Hart concede from there
KARMA for Joe Hart cursing on tv and using head and shoulders
Fish tank'd
Odds of Gareth bale scoring first from free kick were 38/1, happy I put a 5 on it
bale looks like a white black person with his chimp mouth
>>68524309
Post slip then
Spent 40 minutes thinking of putting my free bet on bale fgs but never did :(
need wales 2-1
Still wonder how Roy Hodgson has managed to stick around this long. Should've been ousted after the world cup
>Wales were 6.50
PMSL
Need Engerland goal
>>68524486
@7.5
fuck this game, been enjoying watching the death of Brexit
>Brexit suspends campaigning
>>68524633
CRASHING BREXIT WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>68524398
>let's not play vardy and instead play rooney
>this plan cannot go wrong
Tbh kinda feel bad for England. We may not be the best team but at least when we had a shit manager we brought in a better one
>>68524633
Remain has too, unsurprisingly.
Reminder WOY will not make any subs until 88th minute.
Vardy on for 2 minutes to replace Kane
Lallana and Sterling will stay on
If you'd rather bet the 4/7 England than the 4/6 Ukraine today I don't see how we could ever be civil with each other, let alone be friends.
>shooter was an oldish white male
>Farage was seen fleeing from the scenes
>>68524227
nice one m8 name one of your Cichlid's Noe Hart
>>68524765
yeah alright mate we get it
So happy the BTTS comes in.
>witnesses claimed the man was shouting about sovereignty and faceless bureaucrats
DESPISE Sterling so much.
Can not stop SEETHING.
>Bale topscorer now @7
pmsl
>>68524633
for today
Kane, Sterling, Rooney off for Vardy, Sturridge, Wilshire. Roy's job is on the line here he'll be murdered by the press if we lose and Vardy only gets 15 minutes
Should i cash out on wales?
Stuck £100 on wales to win.
I think it will be 1-1 though with vardy goal.
>>68525082
>Kane, Sterling, Rooney off for Vardy, Sturridge, Wilshire
What is this list?
Over 1.5? Sounds safe?
Putting my whole roll on England/draw dc when vardy gets on desu
ON MY KNEES FOR VARDY TO COME ON
>>68525266
Seems like it's Sturridge
>>68525336
BOTH
LETS GO
Vardy or sturridge to score next?
Had a fiver loyalty bonus on Wales to win, offering me £15 cash out should I?
CHAT SHIT
>>68525477
Kane
>muh Vardy
What good is he going to do against a Wales team sitting extremely deep? Almost all the goals he scored for Leicester was when their opponents were stretched. So many clueless greasy sixth former armchair pundits.
>>68525523
Nah, England won't get one in
>>68525199
On small
Don't trust England
>>68525579
He's a good finisher and Sturridge has pace as well, only changes he could make
>>68525579
Pmsl they got three at the back with wide wing backs. He could easily slip through
>>68525579
He's a finisher you fucking idiot.
Scores goals from everywhere.
>>68525579
he wouldn't have missed that sterling chance
BBC is ahead of my bet365
>>68525767
not by enough
£50 free bet on Vardy next goal @6.5 x
>>68525664
>>68525746
Are you even watching the game? What exactly is he expected to finish when Rooney is shifting it out wide for crosses in the box every single pass?
BBC commentators on full on damage control
>Sturridge hits it about 25yrs over
AT LEAST ITS ENCOURAGING HE WANTS THE BALL NOW GOOD HUSTLE LAD
>>68525809
Caught up now, was a good minute and a half for some reason
>>68525814
I'd have Rooney off for Wilshire as well but he can't change how Wales are set up. If there's half a chance (like the Sterling one first half) Vardy and Sturridge are more likely to finish it off
>>68525928
Liar liar pants on fire
Just lashed 20 on vardy double
>>68525814
You idiot.
>>68525579
PMSL
>>68525579
you
>>68525811
hup x
>>68525814
CHAT SHIT GET BANGED
>staking DNB
>>68525814
And look at you now you mouth breathing mongoloid. Kill yourself.
>>68525220
>>68522709
Pmsl so ez
>>68525811
beast.
Based Vardy. Need one more.
>>68525579
kys
>>68508048
>tfw no kikess gf
>>68525579
Like I said. He's a finisher.
>>68525579
The egg on your face mate, have a right chuckle
>>68525587
Fug
1 more goal?
Just put 5 on Wales at 9.5... I like my chances
>>68526395
my Euaniverse bet came through too lad, hope you a couple 50p coins on x
>>68526641
have 0 coin. :(
>>68526625
Are you watching the game....?
>>68526421
fuck man nice, had my finger on the trigger on that as well
>want Wales to win but don't want Devilbet to land his 2-1 Wales prediction
>>68526715
How the fuck can you have 0 coin.
Do you only bet with £1 a day or something or are you being serious when you say lend £5
You have to be 17yrs old to be this poor
>>68526421
Surreal
>>68526850
I lost forty quid last week
>>68526641
is Euaniverse Euan's second TT just for the Euro's?
>>68526850
>feeding the troll
333333333333333333333333
WALES CORNERS
>>68526924
that's t4tw_competitions
Im a different mystery account
>>68526922
>£40
Thats only 2hrs of work. What do you do ?
>>68526717
I am, but I also think there's just way more action on England that's emotional, which is why the line is giving a lot of value to Wales.
It probably won't hit but hey, it's 5 Euro and I am already up 25 on this game on BTTS and 1 minute ET 1st half (best value every game)
on my hands and knees for no more goals, u2.5 goals every game is not a meme its not a meme
>>68526943
One more corner soon, Joe allen scores an overhead runs to the England fans, drops his shorts and does a giant shit
>>68526943
thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
All I need is another goal (doesn't matter who) and I'll be back to making a profit this week.
>>68527012
Don't have a job
>>68527163
Why not?
Anyone on the Jonkopings bet should get out now, they have no first teamers and more than half their lineup for this game are from the U19s
>tfw no more rice left to eat and payday is in 2 weeks
>>68527207
thatcher
>>68527207
Long story
>>68527284
I've got a lot of time
LARGE on Rashford next goalscorer
>>68527226
What about the malmo side?
>>68525579
pmsl at the guy who has an obsession with sixth formers the über nonce
>>68527254
Malvinas son Argentinas
>Juveguy is descendant of occupying Argies in the Faulklands who refused to go back to the mainland after the war
>His parents lived off the land, with the occasional begging in Stanley
>He learns how to beg
>Discovers the library
>Finds 4chan
>Finds /bet/
>Takes his begging to /bet/
>Can't get a job because he's Argentine
>Lives off /bet/ donations
I have $100 what in-play should i do for ENGvWAL?
>>68527423
Wait till 85 min then place it on one more corner f am
>>68527423
RASHFORD
>>68527423
England to choke, it literally happens every time.
LARGE on Rashfords nose crossing the goal line before the ball
20 minutes left, will we see another goal? Don't want to cash out as I cashed out last night at 85 minutes on over 1.5 for France
What's juveguy's TT?
>>68527551
Don't cash out you fucking prick
>>68527568
big_al
>>68527568
take a wild guess
>>68527568
euaniverse
>>68527551
If you cash out you could never afford the bet in the first place
>>68527568
t4tw
England already mentally settling for the draw
>still waiting on Juveguy to post his story
>>68527664
I am mentally ready to test your chin buddy
Dessert tonight
Cant wait to see Northern Ireland get stomped
>>68527679
Bro I gave it to you already >>68527411
>>68527647
basle_booms
>>68527664
They aren't, if they draw they're essentially out
>>68527679
>story
Hes 18, just finished his GCSEs and probably never had a job and now has no experience to even get a part time job
how do i convince my nan to lend me 2.5k to bet
>>68527715
Do Falklands ips post under British flags?
>>68527741
Erm no we just have to beat Slovakia
>>68527741
3rd place teams can go through and if England beat Slovakia they'll go through
>>68527787
Nah
>>68527841
>>68527803
>england beat slovakia
Won't happen friends
Taking the 11s for vardy next goal, he won't let us down
Germany Poland 2-1
Ukraine - Ireland 2-0
Usa - Ecuador 2-1/2-0
Italy - Sweden 1-1
Internacional - Atletico MG 2-0
When will we win a game lads?
>>68527841
just like england were supposed to beat russia and wales LoL
>>68527893
Worried about ukraine, seems like a trap
WALES
>>68527958
Didn't we beat them at the WC in 2010? Or was that Slovenia?
>>68527996
Yeah, that's the one that worries me the most. Coming from winning france 2-0 and now england 1-1 is making me incredibly cheeky.
Passion is gone, no more goals.
Just need one more Wales corner
all these shit crosses, 1-1 it is
>>68528075
that was 6 years go, who cares, england have a different team
IT'S COMING HOME
>it's an england are by far the better team but fail to win episode
PORRIDGE
>eating my words
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSS
ITS COMING HOME
ITS COMING HOME
ITS COMING HOME
WE FUCKING DID IT LADS
All my bets are shite hahahahaha end my life senpai
FIX IS IN
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA IT'S COMING HOME
CRY GOD FOR ENGLAND HARRY AND ST GEORGE
so many bets coming in, thank you england.
based sturridge
>he wasn't on 2h most goals
C O M I N G H O M E
>>68528479
>you
ENGLAND 2222222222
So Wales beat Russia and England beat Hamsik?
It's combing home it's combing home
FOOTBALL'S COMING HOME LADS
NEVER IN DOUBT
Shitting myself so much, I'm never cashing out ever again. All the bets come in during extra time.
fucking hell, my wales DC went down the shitter
MUH FIVERRR
>>68529023
Need tips from you
>>68528966
but you're always in debt.
:^)
>>68518219
Up life, rebacked at HT too
>grateful to God
>>68529211
No you don't
I'm so fucking happy right now
>>68529354
where's your £50 free bet
BREXIT BTFO
>>68529354
>decimal odds
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tips on Ukraine vs Northern Ireland lads
>he didnt cash out when wales went 1-0 up and it was £90 cash out
>>68529354
PLEASE lend me five of those pounds
>>68529461
>decimal
>>68529458
>Searching twitter for ukip
>dangerguy
ABE'S CAN GET FUCKED
>>68529472
The shrewdest man in the universe is extremely large on Ukraine SW, you should also get on them to qualify.
>>68529558
>>68528547
>>68528559
>England: The Peoples' Champions
>>68529458
>blacks in charge of not being stupid
>>68513521
How'd it go?
WHAT IS the BET FOR UKRAINE V NORNIRE
WE STILL BELIEVE
>>68529689
Unders
>>68529689
yous to lose
Who up sums here?
>>68529745
>1.020
>>68529531
get on disability allowance for muh anxiety. or milk jsa for a bit. just stop begging lad.
Just got the figures from the higher ups, /bet/ culture is up 175% since Euan went paid and stopped posting as much.
>>68529749
>yfw the maths suggests overs
>>68529863
Its been mug central
New bread when?
>>68529863
Euan went paid? What a little jew
>>68529868
Dont@me
>>68529941
he did. yesterday's 'worldie' lost.
Kek and he's only got 38 followers
Ukraine vs Northern Ireland - Under 30 booking points
3.5, just dropped £100 on it
scommesse79 moves FUTHER into the lead
