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Euros are rigged and NOT profitable edition
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Goodnight lads.
Tell you what lads, it ain't easy being a player in south America
Saying goodnight to one with an intimate call, now have to wake up at 6 to video chat another ffs
Rest easy lads xx
>>68482943
South American girls are boring as fuck mate
>>68483092
Not at all
If Argentina doesn't get anymore corners I hope we start a greater Falklands expansion
>>68483444
I cant believe you took corners in the game, theyre were just passing it around the middle.
>>68483512
>tfw I also took corners and my tinder app is not loading anymore of this girl's messages
Fuck this I'm going to bed
>>68483626
Great now I've posted my number on 4chan. Fuck tonight.
>>68482943
pmsl
>>68483512
The Chile game had my hopes up
Refuse to believe this game ends 3-0
>>68483853
tears
>>68483891
Still up, but have o3 that would be nice to come in
>>68484066
Same fella, had over 4 corners as well
>>68484100
>2 corners the entire game
absolute pissing
So I'm thinking Russia tomorrow under 2s should be safe. I don't know about betting against slovakians though. How do you feel about the bankers vs gypsies?
>>68485437
wouldn't be betting on Euros mate. very unpredictable so far.
I think Russia price is too short, if I had to make a bet it would probably be Slovak handis
good morning. slept over my Russia tip, feeling more sure than ever now
>>68486392
wtb
Slovakia corners handicap +1.25 @ 1.93
F-free money, r-right lads?
>>68486381
Slovak +0.5 is @1.65 right now, not that terrible desu
Having a right mare. Still getting use to TT. Tipped the wrong winner last night. Now tipped the right one. Now there's 2 tips up about the same match. NEED big al to void it like air.
Need a euan worldie to make everything right again
Italian fella on TT giving me a rollicking. Someone sort him out zzzzz
reposting the muggy, argentina came in & panama void, euro bets still open.
wtfb atm? aussie games?
I'm on Kasem Bundit University +0,25 atm, theyre behind & the better team
>tfw Ceres la Salle needs 5 more goals
Euro tip released. Everyone get #ON
>>68487704
and they're fucking 0-2 behind pmsl
>>68487706
on hands and knees for the 9
>>68487706
>>68487827
it's 9v11 PMSL
>>68487283
Yeah went to get on and I saw this so just wanted to tell you
>>68487853
Thanks mate. Big_al taking an eternity to take the other one down. Not sure how to void it myself.
Morning..
already missed Ceres, cbfa, migh aswell go back to bed or is anything interesting coming up?
is anyone on betmamba's red diamond's tip?
>Ceres corners nearly numbers Forza possession %
wew
>>68487751
such a strange tip that
>>68487897
Ceres was on a -9.5 at kick off my friendo.
99999999999 UP MUMS
COME ON YOU LITTLE NIPS ONE MORE
>>68487913
I see.
1010101010101010101010 UP GRANDMUMS
>Hass missing a winning LARGE tip and 2 mediums today because of his paranoia
Tears!
>>68487969
what's the link to the PGA group
>>68487978
http://www.pgadvice.com
>placing tiny bets on dogs to mug up a fresh 365
>can't stop winning
At this rate I'll be limited before another bubblegum worldie comes along pmsl.
>>68487987
nah, the FB one
>>68488033
How are you betting on them?
Dafc on bets after work, miss worldies while at work
Cbfa
>>68488084
Minutes spent reading form guides and staking TINY (0.1% bank) e/w on what I think is value.
Urawa DC doesn't look terrible
>>68488144
I'm on +0 fh
>>68488159
on -0 myself
>>68487969
>Being this obsessed
>>68488144
on SW, leggo
Solid medium on Jeonbuk SW at 1.9+
Suwon missing a number of key players throughout their team including first choice GK, top 2 goalscorers (1 Brazilian 12/7) and first choice defenders
>>68488140
Thanks I might get on it a bit considering this shit weather
>>68488209
1-0 x
>>68488209
fuck
De Bakker up a set. Good start lids.
What do you guys think about these?
#RUS 1:0 #SVK
#ROU 1:1 #SUI
#FRA 2:0 #ALB
>>68488294
#RUS 1:3 #SVK
#ROU 2:0 #SUI
#FRA 4:0 #ALB
>>68488294
Slovakia is out if they lose this game. They'll be drawing vs Russia at least.
>>68488294
>#RUS 1:0 #SVK
>#ROU 1:0 #SUI
>#FRA 2:0 #ALB
>>68488302
>going for the goals galore meme
is it socially acceptable to wear a replica england shirt in a pub when watching the match tomorrow?
over 3.5 on france v albania.
I know this is against all of the games in the euros so far but France this time around will have worked on their weaknesses first game and albania played really well against swiss and could of easily scored 2 or 3.
>>68488386
Encouraged
>>68488386
Sure
>>68488386
Have your surname on the back with the number 10 underneath
>>68488257
yes
>>68488294
eh
>>68488302
mhm
>>68488312
maybe
>>68488313
>
>>68488386
yes
>>68488392
no
>>68488418
haha
>>68488392
on win both halves
So are we all on the correct score acca for the fixed Euro matches which Sky Sports accidentally showed the results for last night?
Be UAC tonight
nice, managed to get a laugh out of croatia in one of his daily (you) charity givings
>>68488436
>Replies to everyone at the same time
>>68488436
Warming to this gimmick
>>68488482
tyb skysports
People are underestimating Albania. If it weren't for the red card, they would have had a chance of actually beating Switzerland. Switz played like fucking monkeys and I'm sure Albania won't lose by more than 1 tonight. They should NOT be underestimated.
>>68488514
This.
WHEN are urawa gonna score goals
missing arp
Just rebacked Urawa -0.25
>>68488662
THIS
Goffy's taken away his heart
>>68488945
What happened?
Shaking with rage at De Bakker. How the fuck can you lose against a player 200 places below you. 30% BP conversion. All in all I need a new keyboard.
>>68488945
It was beyond shit from the start desu, whoever ran it decided to suck up to tt members rather than take the piss that the account was meant to be for also should of been private for /bet/ users only
>>68489036
bankroll on acca
On Senior NTC women O5.5
>>68489049
6666
>>68489049
VOID THIS
Going with a small one on Russia and a bigger one on France.
>>68489036
>those attendance figures
>pdp holds 48712
>56992 for rom-swi
>france playing in marseille
>10k from full attendance
Small on next goal NTC women. @6.75
>>68489152
No speako dago
On Russia + Unders and France to win to nil @7.48
>>68489176
it's not that hard, m8, use deduction
RESULTado FINAL = IRL win
imp (bet)
7= 7 euros if IRL wins
>>68489218
Can not for the life of me work out what you're on. Speak English please.
>>68489231
WHERE is me gusta when you need him
>>68489231
pmsl
>>68489242
>>68489245
Popped it into Google translator. Something about paella.
It's not gambling when you always win. I know more than the bookies, they're just sheep. I am enlightened and use my superior mind to routinely outsmart them. I have more than $5000 in accounts across different countries, sites, and passports. I'm like a wolf, the wolf of bet365. I OWN the streets, the books, and hold all the cards. I am the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. If you think you can outsmart me, think again, bucko.
No, I'm not addicted, gambling isn't addictive. I am just making money, like any man. If only peasants like you could understand my genius
>>68489281
Aussie """""""""banter""""""""""
bump
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
http://www.strawpoll.me/10487578
Nice Prince of Wales Stakes """Day""" England
Terrible card.
>R1) 3. Gifted Master & 21. Light Music
Stake appropriately with respect to price
>R3) 4. Always Smile
Only horse with respectable Ascot form, easily had the best rated run leading into this race, race profiled as one with good pace so she is advantaged. Ground by all reports is not as badly affected as yesterday so works in her favour racing on firmer footing.
A Shin Hikari runs in the Prince of Wales, he should win, but foreign horses who are favourite represent bad value. He's the only international invitee capable of challenging Winx for the Cox Plate this year.
>>68489411
kek
>>68489411
WILL NOT help you in your government survey
>>68489411
3.
collecting deposit bottles from trash containers to pay for food and cigarettes
>>68488514
Got 10 on X
>>68489411
>2 not winning
Someone pls leak euan tip, he's not sending me his Paypal info
Only thing I'll be betting large on the Slovakia game is O3.5 corners Slovakia.
two euro matches yesterday burned me so bad.
>>68489588
Albania is complete shite
corners<3
NEED these Euaniverse Euro tips to win. You here lad?
>>68489036
If Russia-Slovakia comes in might get sum dat dere correct scores
Keep the corners coming slovaks
Over 5 corners @2.7 is easy money
can't stop rebacking unders
>>68490136
where is that price you lying slug
2 corners TOO easy pmsl
>>68490136
Where are you getting them odds famalam
worried about Juveguy's standing on Euro tables
When was Albania last here? Getting worried as he hasnt messaged me or sent a follow request on tt.
>>68490351
hes locked in some french prison
>>68490232
>>68490252
Had it on bet, they could have fucked up someting
Where can I bet on corners? I have been using tipico so far.
>>68490420
Unibet
>>68490399
any chance that's first half corners?
>>68490420
You can use Tipico just fine. Bet365 is the best but keep in mind most bookies tax Germans a part of their winnings
>>68490527
Tipico doesn't offer offer the cards & fouls and number of corners options in Germany.
>>68490527
Yeah sorry mate, it was, I fucked up the first post
Left out fh.
Cashed it out already after the 3. for 72% anyway
>>68490613
welp that sucks
Maybe ask around on wettforum.info, not many germans in /bet/ nowadays
BOOOOOM SLOVAK STRONK
russia BTFO
DAC
>put a cheeky fiver on slovakia @3.4 before the game
wew lids
based
>>68489460
Just fucking put all your savings on a shin hikari in the 4:20. I've worked in this industry for 8 years and was talking to a few trainers at the races yesterday. This horse is a fucking machine. He literally will not be beaten. Just put money on him and take your small profit.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
S L O V A K I A
>>68490797
I've tested chins for 15 years lid, hope your right.
Just think slovakia were @ 3. aswell
SUICIDE
U
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C
I
D
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DAFC, needed 0-0 HT
HAHAHA FUCK OFF RUSSIA YOU ABSOLUTE MONGRELS
>slovak corner and goal
my cheeky slovak bets are coming home
H A M S I K
A
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S
I
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Seeing Russia go down and seeing Slovakia get corners. Can this day get any better
Is this thread ever ever right?
bookies are celebrating this euro thats for sure
>>68473108
Was guaranteed.
>>68491272
No they aren't.
hamSIK ;)
o2.5?
Bookies up insane
>De Bakker lost
Tennislad...
>only €75 on
incredibly easy money
>>68491612
DELETE THIS
>>68491612
they might give up now
>>68491612
Please delete.
>>68491595
No idea how that happened honestly.
See
>>68488966
Mutuals are saying Wales win 4-1 tomorrow lids, bankroll it
>>68491676
Think it's for the whole euros famalam
what's THE second half chaser bet for russia game
>>68491676
It's for the entire tournament lad, already won :^))
>>68491632
>>68491680
I'm sure you've got great pre-tournaments on as well, don't you??
>>68491717
backing under 2.5 small
>>68491717
I'm on o2.5 myself lid. Just seen to much jinxes the last days.
>>68490842
Plenty of Aussies up for the week. Good craic. I'll be very sore if this fucking Jap doesn't win
>>68491684
o- oh well
>>68491711
at least 1 more goal
>>68491717
>I'm sure you've got great pre-tournaments on as well, don't you??
But of course!
Nah seriously, the only bets I place for this Euro are the riskfree bets I get for all the Germany games.
>>68491612
>le aftertime man
>>68491745
>>68491778
oh boy
Asia SO SO easy. Absolutely smashing it, 5% ROI this year.
>>68491612
Id still say its dodgy, the most dangerous of leads
>>68491868
tears
>>68491821
Posted my bets before the tournament started lad, not my fault you didn't get on
>>68491880
m8 it's for the entire tournament, these two goals plus the goal against Wales means it's already in
>>68491868
What happened to the blogabet lid?
>>68491915
subscribed
>>68491957
Cheers m8, will keep you posted. Group F bets looking dire right about now
>>68490305
need him to take a long hard look at himself and his life choices
>>68491915
Oh wow mate didnt see that bit, great bet. I just took Slovakia -1 corners at 2.05
>>68491995
Coming back here after years again, it's nice to see an old trip still around. Subbed friend
>russia haven't conceded more than 1 goal in the last 24 games
After the Portugal disaster from yesterday this is even dumber.
Bookies having a field day.
Raonic bet coming in lads!!!!
>>68492125
>bookies didnt know this
deserve to lose every penny
Mark Lawrenson is fucking dreadful
>>68492161
I like him
betfair trader having a mare
is there going to be another goal on the russia game ?
RAOOOOOOOONIC
hindsight's a bitch
a cruel fucking bitch
Dread to think how much BritTurk has on AIK-Flora Tallin friendly game.
>>68492288
YES LAD HE CAME TO
Also up a huge amount with these slovak corners
>Slovakia getting me in the green
Waiting for Kairat goals
>>68492358
>nigella posting
I like this, please continue
>>68491939
Nothing, tipping is -EV but might tip every now and then.
>>68491893
Tears baddy!
>>68492358
Needed that win so much
more slovak corners when, want some more counters
>>68492415
> tipping is -EV
Unless you're as successful as Euan and can go paid
Just got home from work. Wtb?
Does Euan going paid mean he won't post any pseudo-tips on here?
>>68492499
none to be had now, save money
>>68492460
33 followers x 10£ = 330£.
660£ at best if he charges 20£ per month but he WILL lose followers at such a price.
Zzzzzzzz not worth the hassle.
Robert Mak will be made up with this scoreline
>>68492430
Waiting on our stevie j now
>>68492395
NEED another goal
>>68492358
Glad to hear it after the argentina fiasco you had
Lads I've won 3/5 tips. But it only shows 2 tips on my yield and profit.
Akademia-Hts Dzerzhinsk -0.75 (Asian Handicap In-Play) (3-0)
Posted in my Blogabet as well.
SIMPLY wins desu
>>68492623
TT hasn't been settling all my bets either
Stop giving the fucking ball away so easily Slovakia ffs.
LARGE stake on AIK to score more goals in 2nd HALF.
Thank me when this wins. BT approved (c)
Albania coming out of the woodwork now Euan's left PMSL
ARP ded?
>>68492779
:(
REALLY need him to resume his work desu, he was doing a good job.
>>68492751
PMSL
>>68492779
heads gone, eyes red, gums swelling and receding. already declared all future bets as losses because all I see is a future of dismay. think that the wife's son is asking me what's wrong, but I can't see him because my eyes are wet and bleary and bloodshot, and I cant hear him because my ears are completely gone. taking the dog for a long long walk. not sure if I'll ever be back.
>>68492641
44444444444444
HUP HUP
>>68492598
Hahaha don't even get me started lad, had -2.5 Argentina as well so still made a little profit
Also anyone else just have the heavens burst above them? Bouncing down here with a few rumbles of thunder.
let the sweat begin
>>68492641
where can I follow this?
NEED a Russian goal
>>68492922
tipstertube eastconnect
>>68492879
Was raining here last night and all morning
>>68492922
eastconnect.blogabet.com
>>68493037
>>68492963
>-29.38% Yield
>-37.5% Win Ratio
>-23.5 Profit
tears
please just get it up the other end of the pitch
>>68492363
DAC
NEED FRANCE 4-1
>>68493083
>>68492963
>>68492922
You got me, lel.
Sweaty beyond, please hold Slovakia
2 more corners pls
>>68492985
Think this is the rain that we got told was going to ruin the sun last week, it's nice though it isn't sweaty around here anymore
Lads, how high is your sex drive?
If I am with my gf I wanna fuck her all day and when alone I will masturbate 2-3 times per day.
How often do you guys do these things?
>4 goals in 1st half
>0 in 2nd
reee
>>68493340
Damn nigga. Once a day wank. When I'm with a bird probably 2 rounds and I'm done.
fuck
>>68493375
C R I N G E
That last corner got me £25. Sweat over
>>68493340
About the same
>>68493340
Know this pain too well
So how much did you guys lose on this one
Who's /bankrolling A Shin Hikari/ here?
>>68493340
Lost it completely for sex, can have a high sex drive and want to fuck someone but as soon as I've cum I no longer want to have sex with them.
To be honest, I prefer shaving my balls and just playing with them over wanking
>>68493340
Pretty non existant. I work 60+ hours a week and I just have no motovation for it any more.
Looking for a new job so maybe.
guy just landed 150 on TT
>>68493456
Didn't bet but would of gone Slovakia + unders
The Dutch muggy acca LIVES
>>68493413
Why
>>68493456
£2 on a correct score bet, but made £86 on over 1.5 and over 2.5
