TSUUUUUUUUU
first for pulju
say my name
Avs last cup: 2001
Franchise entry date: 1995
Leafs last cup: 1967
Franchise entry date: 1912
LELMAOOO
>summer time is football time
>canada and finland not qualified
kek
>>68338751
you mean 1979
good edition
>>68338791
I was watching my local 3rd div. club's game today
When will the Coilers finally fuck off from getting high picks?
>>68338653
Every knowledgeable hockey fan is hoping their GM calls Sakic, Benning, and Sweeney regularly, that's because they're the dumbest in the league. Your homer opinion doesn't change that. 2, 123 different hockey fans voted your management as not being trusted to make good decisions. That means 2123x more than your opinion
>yfwswtc
>>68338916
>>68338919
Literally never.
Joe Sakic and Patrick Roy are the worst GM/coach in the league, hands down
>>68339115
and their captain is a dirty rat, soft sweed, teenage landeskog
how can an organization be so bad at decisions
Stop replying to this avs autist. You're shitting up the thread with garbage.
>>68339115
That autist is literally still going on about how they're not bad. He also thinks Beauchemin is an amazing defenceman because he blocks a lot of shots.
Guys, I need help. I'm not a hateful person. I believe harboring hate is detrimental to both your physical, mental and emotional health. In manyways I'm a bit of a pacifist; were we to reinstitute the draft tomorrow, I would probably rather go to prison. But good fucking god I hate finns.
I can see him right now. He's sitting by himself with the backlight of his computer the only source of light in his squalid apartment. He's giggling to himself as he takes another swig of low quality vodka, maybe even a sip from his moldy, 2 day old beer that's been sitting on his desk open. He keeps chuckling to himself; he thinks he's hilarious. He thinks people like when he posts pictures of his pathetic nation's new idol. He ":DDDD"s as he sweats, the alcohol metabolizing and seeping out of his pores. He posts Laine, he talks about how Barkov is elite, and he thinks the world loves him. But you know what Pekka? Nobody loves you. This whole board fucking hates you, and the world would be a better place if you killed yourself.
Everytime I see that disgusting flag on this board, I die inside. I fucking hate it, I hate it so much. I just want all finns to know this, and if I had the chance? I'd like to see every single last man, woman and child from that disgusting country gassed.
>>68339298
>>68339263
Hahaha thats me
Is there a worse fanbase?
>>68339258
The guy is fucking retarded, but his own fanbase agrees that roy and Sakic are fucking terrible and should be fired
Just look at the attendance
>>68338747
Marner must be the happiest guy in the world right now.
>Getting selected by your hometown team
>Now they are going to select Matthews
>Team will prolly be gud in a few years
>>68339485
oilels fans are unbearable on HF. so smug despite their team being such utter dogshit
>>68339485
Bombston comes close atleast
>>68339485
id be more interested to know the 2nd worst fans t b h
some small market like Phoenix or Tampa Bay?
>>68339527
people in colorado don't really understand hockey desu senpai
>>68339583
>good with lamarello running things
lel nope
>>68339485
Philly has got to be up there. Top 3 worst probably.
pulju boy tell em
hey i got a new dance for y'all it's called the pulju boi
you gotta shoot then skate back three times from left to right
pulju boy off in this hoe
watch me wrist it
watch me roll
watch me crank that pulju boi
then backhand that goal
now watch me tsuuuu
crank dat pulju boi
now watch me tsuuuu
crank dat pulju boi
now watch me tsuuuu
crank dat pulju boi
who /shorks/ here?
>>68339669
yeah not really sure why leafs fans tout lou being in charge as good thing. he just got fired because he left the devils in dogshit condition
>>68339669
>>68339730
what if they just fired him
>>68339583
>Win everything there is to win in the O
>Be returned to Junior, yet again
Even Kadri didn't stall that hard
Guys, why does it still hurt?
Should I be this sad about an old fart i didn't see play?
>>68339705
good Post
>>68339754
if the leafs fired lou? need to find someone else i guess
>the team DRAFTS you
>you just have to take it
>call yourself land of the free
explain this shit to me Americans
>>68339730
It may have something to do with him finding a way to move Phaneuf, who was literally deemed untrade-able without salary retention for his whole contract. Phaneuf was going to be a complete anchor for eternity and now he's Ottawa's problem
>>68339705
so retarded lol
>>68339805
You see? ezpz :^)
>>68339791
>I didn't see play
Are you like 15?
>>68339813
>>You just have to take it
>Not being happy a team actually wants your services over some other faggot.
>>68339813
rice people like owning slaves
>>68339813
The team is the reason why America is free DA BLUEJACKETS WIN ONE
>>68339919
hey easily recognizable reddit guy, how's it going?
>>68339705
lmao
>>68339875
>15
Nah, too Young to see Howe but old enough to see the Wongs miss the ploffs
>>68339705
Hahaha
>>68339982
Pls don't samefag
>>68339945
I'm good
Why haven't you killed yourself easily recognizable Neckbeard
>>68339919
Reddit guy
>>68340055
>Mfw I don't even go on Reddit
Where can you find WOWYs for the playoffs?
>>68340027
because my wife's son needs my beta bucks for college. btw not the same guy that called you out yesterday but i'm the guy who agreed with him. hopefully the other poster will be around to see how easy it is to pull your posts out of a lineup
>mlse boss wants ads on jerseys
honestly we should jusy gas anyone who supports the maple leafs
>>68340194
Referring you to this post
>>68340125
>>68340022
delete this please. tia
>>68340194
yeah I'm here
>>68340210
>inb4 Laffers defend ads on Jerseys
>>68340306
>being this jew'd
Almost as bad as getting safeco'd
>jerseys
i like adverts on sweaters. shl and liigga sweaters are cool looking. personally i would like to see big bill skating across center ice with the mcdonald's arches right where a captain's C would be
>>68339843
He hasn't looked bad as a sen desu
>>68340370
>i like adverts on sweaters
kill yourself
>>68340370
bettman will probably use this post as a testimonial at the next board of governors meeting
oh wtf I thought there was a game tonight
fuck this schedule, it's 36 degrees outside and they're still playing
>>68340403
it helps that the SNES aren't close to being a cap team. That contract on any cap team looks absolutely brutal.
If you look at how bad his footspeed is now though, there are going to be some brutal years ahead. If you thought Chris Phillips was shitty on his way out, this is going to be a whole new low.
>>68340443
better than 3 commercial breaks in the period, continuous pop-up ads and THIS GOAL WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY JEW JEWERSONS SODA TM
>>68340443
why on earth would i do that when mcdonald's is offering the McPick 2 Meal Bundle at all Participating Locations in North America? i could get 10 pc. Chicken McNuggets and a Big Mac for just 5 Dollars USD. i'll probably go to Mcdonald's tomorrow and get the Mcpick 2 Meal Bundle before i settle in to watch the NHL on NBC Presents: The Stanley Cup Final.
>>68340511
It was 90 degrees today
>>68340443
As long as they provide versions without adverts, I'm good. They can charge a bit more
>>68340511
>>68340601
it's so cold today i have to turn on the heater
it's either 5 degrees or 25 degrees here
>>68340511
its hard to imagine that some teams havent played since the beginning of april
>>68340634
nice b8
>>68340689
its hard to imagine what my stepmoms puss feels like but i just did it and blew a stinky wad onto my tummy lol
what am i supposed to do without a game tonight why do they even need 2 days off lol. it takes like 30 seconds to travel on the giant jets they have
>>68339681
No, Flyers are ELITE
>>68340554
They need to clean the ice anyways.
>>68340774
Get help you chubby degenerate pedosotan
>>68339705
Good post
>>68340954
stop samefagging you finnish autist
>>68340989
/thread
>>68341013
>>68340989
>>68340954
What was the start of all this?
When did the cogs of fate begin to turn?
Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,
From deep within the flow of time.
>>68339705
Nice
You know what? I don't care anymore, downvote all you want, finnish posters are bad posters.
>>68341253
I agree good post
>>68341302
delete this
got any plans tonight bros?
>>68341384
why
>>68341434
Gotta go to sleep soon it's nearly 2am
>>68341434
Going out to dinner with my mom since she's in town
>>68341479
7 pm here m8 i'm heading to the bar to have a pint
>>68341545
that's nice anon, you sound like a good son
>>68341441
Finns are what /hoc/ needs, but not what /hoc/ wants right now. So we'll haunt him. Because finns can take it. Finns are silent shitposter, watchfull posters, dark memers.
>>68341479
>>68341434
its not even 7pm here yet and i drank about a liter of wine and i've been shitting like every 10 mins. i went to a buddys cookout for like 3 hours earlier and it sucked so i came home
>>68341594
are wineshits as smelly as beershits?
>>68341434
Getting my sleep on. Drank with my brother and watched the euros. But he went home
>>68341592
>>68341633
they smell pretty bad so i'm blaing them on my wife's son
>>68341633
Red wine shits smell weird
>tfw your team drafted a Swedish literal who and your prospect pool is very dim
At least Minnesota is a free agent destination
>>68339813
You can always play in the mongol league if you don't like it
>>68342037
>At least Minnesota is a free agent destination
yeah how's that one been working out for you?
>>68342037
swedes are overrated. brodin is a suter babby
>>68338747
>say my name
mitch the bitch marmot
>>68342037
You're welcome
>>68342161
>1993
How's that working out for you bitch boi?
>>68342222
quads confirm
>>68342273
btfo
1993.
>>68342273
>1993 vs never
Hmm I wonder what's worse...
>>68341545
Are you going to get her drunk and see where things go?
>>68342464
owned desu even canada has won a cup more recently than minnesota. makes you wonder
>>68342464
C U C K
U
C
K
>>68342273
Hey it's the guy with the Reddit account, not surprised he's a Minnesota fan, they are the Reddit of states
>>68342600
Hey it's the guy from a cuck country, not surprised since you're literally r eddit
>>68342663
You have an account tho lelmao
>>68339705
Based.
Oh look, a pedo and a cuck arguing over who's worse
How does Martin Jones go from this: https://youtu.be/9Ge1NcMt4R to Starting goaltender of a Stanley Cup finalist?
>>68342769
samefagging AGAIN
>>68342781
Top quality link
>>68342781
>>68342781
top kek pause @ 3:57
>kongs
>stinky smelly beaners
>>68339705
i actually laughed but i'm drunk
>>68342161
oh yeah i'm a hot athletic millionaire let me go live in the forest with a bunch of fat pastey hobbit people
>>68343013
samefagging AGAIN
>>68342161
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their excellent defensive minded coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and Kesler
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
>>68343013
Unfunny samefag
>>68343013
samefaggot
>>68343115
>>68343229
>>68343234
>rags
unbelievable how many times one autistic man will samefag his own post. at some point doesn't it just make you feel sad instead of good?
>rags
>rags
>all of this finnish shitposting
>no mention of ristolainen
>>68343606
>buffalel
>No cups
>A jewish player
le l
FINNISH NATIONAL TEAM
yumyum kookoojummi- diddo sumcockuojevi-jimjob numnum
lempo rumplestilskin- narnak joopei- pesto linguoli
yummi poopaleinen- peeia poopaleinen- gumbo luvsomefartonen
bummo fartov- teemu selanne - jesse puljujarvi
teste nutsatinov- blimpo gummiev
limlim dimsum- testo chimichanga
janne niinimaa- james michaels
tuukka rask
pekka rinne
why
>>68343648
>a leaf
i'm talking about the player, retarded fuck.
>>68343606
Career hat tricks:
Ristolainen 1
E. Karlsson 0 (zero)
karlsson will never be a top pairing d-man on a team that wins a stanley cup, just as p.k. subban will never be. ristolainen will, although not in the barren, bleak, permafrost wilderness territory of buffalo
Why don't you live in Minnesota yet hoc?
>>68344076
Career playoff hat tricks:
Johan Franzen: 3
>>68344160
lel
>>68344299
I don't like Rubio
>tfw zero sports on tonight, not even basketball
this monsters game is lit
>>68341434
Going to watch Game 4 of the AHL Finals then go visit some friends.
>>68344361
>not watching the ahl game
And you post on /hoc/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpjnIb6_zU0
>>68344414
stream?
>>68344422
old but gold webm
>>68344076
Active players career hat tricks:
Zetterberg: 6
D. Sedin: 6
L. Eriksson: 3
J. Franzen: 3
M. Boedker: 3
...
Finland?
>>68344444
It's on tv
Also at the game
Thank you Phil
Thank you Phil ;____;
>>68344851
>>68344752
stop forcing reddit memes
>>68344536
Bodker ain't a swede
For all those interested
>>68344890
>>68344890
>>68344890
>>68344890
>>68344944
Point is that a danish player has more hat tricks than any active finn
>>68345032
B-b-but
>>68345107
You're cool anyway
>>68345163
I'm going to sleep now
goodnight
>>68345314
Me too.
Good night, sleep tight
>>68344444
nice quints
also it's free on ahl live
>>68339669
but muh shanaplan
>>68343649
Good post
Could you imagine living in Ohio or Pennsylvania?
>>68345648
that's a very attractive asian man
>>68344299
No publix
>>68344374
and still no score
>/hoc/ only giving fucks about NHL
but in the offseason there will surely be some asian league viewers
Justin Peters is standing on his head
>>68346010
will he keep the bears from getting BTFO?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QmTgbuLDVw
drunk bruins fan here, missing classic, prime boychuk
>>68344851
Phil was so based
>>68346080
Probably not. They have nothing going for them offensively. Eventually a monster will get one past him.
Who (You) got?
>>68345929
It's because of Finnish goal tending
Also no calls its all refpuck
made a thread just for the fun of it
last try else just let it die
>>68344890
>>68344890
>state of hockey
>no cups
What did they mean by this?
why would anyone watch ahl hockey lmao
sure, i'll watch junior hockey, i do it all the time... but ahl? literally i could score 20 goals in that league right now. honestly, if someone will buy me equipment i will score 20 goals in the ahl next season.
>>68346399
>I-I-I can score in that league full of NHL-worthy players, it's easy
>doesn't have equipment
>>68346399
lmao
Just ran into an ex girlfriend at dinner and met her boyfriend. He's a manlet male nurse lmao
>>68346626
tell him you'll drop the gloves whenever. tell him coach gave you the green light and it's up to him
>>68346724
Poor guy had a real weak handshake too
>no game tonight
Stupid fucks. What else is there to do on a Saturday night
>>68346882
Get drunk and post on 4chan?
>>68346928
Sounds like a plan
>>68346296
>96
yet another year past when the country of canada last won the stanley cup.
>>68347160
want to have some more /o/ discussion with me my froggy mortal enemy?
>>68347241
You're off to a bad start with that Ferd piece of shit my friend ;^)
>no hockey
>no basedketball
NOOO!
>>68347406
Did he dead?
>>68347406
oh my gosh is he okay
>>68347498
>>68347501
the penny's fine
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>>68347366
>shits on ford
>posts one of the ugliest gm products
WEW LAD
gif/webm party
>>68347793
>>68347866
>>68347213
>0 cups
>ever
>>68347793
me ridin' ur mum
Am I too late to the Puljumemes party?
>>68347793
>>68348119
>not gallagay.webm
disappoint
>>68347684
Just kidding, I like Ferd. I like just about any RWD murican car 2bh. But don't you dare dissrespect muh 4th gens
>>68348014
It will last until long after he busts
>>68348257
lol serves him right
>>68348213
Turds and seconds are my favorite
>>68348325
Holy shit so 90s
>>68348397
How is this even physically possible
>>68348489
>filename
thats not lundshit tho
>>68348397
I remember turning that game on 30 seconds before that happened and then laughing for like a minute straight
>>68348460
muh flex
>>68348539
:^)
>>68348412
I like turd gens (especially the facelifted 91-92) but they're objectively the worst gen. Couldn't even get a manual transmission with the 350. This is unacceptable
>>68348612
i know the turds are shit but theyre so segzy. i want an iroc really badly
got all my rags ones queued up for the dump I'm gonna go watch murrican ninja warrior
>rags
there's some finnish guy on american ninja warrior right now
:)
this thread turned reddit af fast af
>>68349408
Anyone watch the Showtime "All Access" Stanley Cup Final shit? Literally just heard about it now.
>>68349474
OT TIME ITS GETTING MORE BASED
>>68349532
haven't heard of it
>>68349184
Was the guy any good?
>>68349576
yeah but he was a big guy so he fell on one of the monkey bar ones. he was super happy though and had fun and his daughter cried
