Most NHL regular season games played: 1,767[1]
Most NHL regular season games played with a single team: 1,687[1]
Most NHL and WHA regular season games played: 2,186
Most NHL and WHA regular season and playoff games played: 2,421
Most NHL seasons played: 26 (tied with Chris Chelios)[1]
Most NHL and WHA seasons played: 32
Most NHL regular season goals by a right winger: 801
Most NHL regular season points by a father/son combo (with son Mark): 2,592
Most consecutive NHL 20-goal seasons: 22 (1949–1971)
First player to score over 1000 goals (WHA and NHL, regular season and playoff combined)
First player to reach 1,500 games played in NHL history.
Most times leading NHL playoffs in scoring (six times)
Oldest player to play in NHL: 52 years, 11 days (no other player has played past the age of 48)
First in Red Wings history in points, goals and games played, second in assists
Most NHL All-Star Game appearances: 23
23-time NHL All-Star[2]
12-time NHL First All-Star Team
9-time NHL Second All-Star Team
4-time Stanley Cup champion (1950, 1952, 1954, 1955)
6-time Art Ross Trophy winner (1951, 1952, 1953, 1954, 1957, 1963)
6-time Hart Memorial Trophy – 1952, 1953, 1957, 1958, 1960, 1963
Lester B. Patrick Award winner (1967)
Lionel Conacher Award (1963)
Hockey Hall of Fame (1972)
2-time Avco World Trophy winner (1974, 1975)
Gary L. Davidson Trophy winner (1974)
2-time WHA All-Star.
Top 5 in NHL scoring for 20 consecutive seasons[3]
Most games played for a single franchise (1,967, Detroit Red Wings)
Most goals and points with a single franchise (786 and 1,809, respectively, Detroit)
Most NHL games played (1767)
Oldest NHL player at time of retirement (52), and oldest player to play in an NHL game, also only player to play in the NHL after age 50
Only player to play in the NHL in five different decades (1940s, 1950s, 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s)
Upon his retirement in 1980, the last NHL player to have played in the league in both the 1940s & 1950s (the latter shared with teammate Bobby Hull)
NHL Lifetime Achievement Award winner (2008)
His #9 has been honoured or retired by these teams:
Detroit Red Wings #9 (retired; played from 1946–1971)
New England/Hartford Whalers/Carolina Hurricanes (retired, played from 1977–1980 while franchise was in Hartford; Hurricanes honour his number but no banner hangs in the PNC Arena, as Howe never played there)
Houston Aeros (AHL) (retired; Howe played for the Houston Aeros (WHA) from 1973–1977)
>>68271457
good post
literally who edition
>>68271651
Please see the name of the thread. It's about Gordie Howe, not you.
>>68271513
/cric/
>>68271651
HEY I ALREADY SEEN THIS MOVIE. It's called Eternally Assblasted and it stars you. Now playing in the Cruyff sticky.
Oh wait it's not stickied anymore. Get the fuck out of hoc and stay out you butt blasted eurocuck
>>68271513 (OP)
/cric/
>>68271651
Read the stats, mate.
/cric/ edition
F
>>68271793
RARE in \hoc\
>>68271829
Am i rare in /hoc/?
>>68271829
underage pls go
2017 final red wings flyers confirmed
>it's a /cric/ """"""""invades""""""""" /hoc/ during dead yuro hours episode
>>68271513
literal
WHOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOo
>>68271513
mfw reddit though meme cells would make him immortal
>>68271853
amerifat pls go
>>68272056
>and a sweep just like last time
>1997
>>68272728
it will be a meme series
Wongs won't even make the playoffs
>>68272857
shhhh! Maybe we get Stamkos, but highly unlikely.
>JUSTin schultz is about to win a cup
>oilcucks on suicide watch
Is this our year?
>>68273103
>bonino
>Kessel
>Schultz
Half of Canada BTFOd right there
RIBS Howe
Also, how do I get over my first and only love. It's been almost two years and I still can't make myself love anyone else.
>>68273313
Is this the first time since 1967 the leafs paid someone to win the cup?
>>68273483
Cocaine and hookers
>rags
Pens fan here. I'm still prepared for the worst outcome here, even before yesterday's game, especially after reading how this retarded city started renaming streets after Matt Murray. I fully expect SJ's ice to be mush again on Sunday, just like it was the first two games there, in an attempt to take the Penguins' speed out of the equation.
Also RIPIP in peace Howe.
>>68273531
i remember you!!!!
Has meme magic gone too far?
>>68271513
reminder you are felalting a reddit e celeb
>>68274479
You talk about Reddit every single day. You're clearly mentally ill, get help
>>68273103
schultz is still shit, that doesnt change because letang and bill win him a cup
>>68274479
>my subreddits
You literally have a reddit account
>>68274641
LMAO
EXPOSED
>>68274696
>>68274641
samefag
>>68274641
ahahah
what a fag
>>68274641
not really desu
How many can you name?
http://www.sporcle.com/games/cheffrey/nhlalltime
Bulju got his drivers lisence
>>68274880
>my subreddits
>twoxchromosome
what the fuck?
>>68275221
Tried to crop for anonymity and accidentally decapitated Bulju :{D
>>68275417
poor bulju
>>68275417
Fugging fug
@68275294
No more (You)s for (You)
>>68275719
>>68275417
>>68275221
You can stop posting anytime. No one cares about your meme mongol players.
>>68275845
It's ok a lot of us have Reddit accounts tbqh
>>68275719
What does ajo-opisto vip mean?
And, does this mean that threr will be no more green bike? rrrreeeee
>i had to go to page 3 to find /hoc/
get to-fucking-gether /hoc/, its the middle of the day
>>68278151
Everyone is at Gordie's funeral.
>>68278151
benis
>>68276221
>mad
>at pulju
>>68277129
Loosely "Driving School VIP". And unfortunely we will probably never see the green bike again.
>>68278151
>what is catalog and ctrl+F
>>68275719
so he didn't go to the stanley cup final with all the other guys because he was learning to drive
>>68279232
Thanks.
Perhaps not the green bike, but if we're lucky he will use a bike to get around the camp during some tournament one day
I just want you guys to know I got the Kessel get and I'm the one that made the cruyff sticky thread and this is probably going to be my best week on 4chan
>>68278151
Hocgeneral.com
>>68279801
nice work steve
>>68279382
Probably :D
Realistcally, I would guess that they deemed his English skills too poor for all that media stuff they had to do.
How long until the draft?
>>68280891
24th june, midsummers eve
>>68281041
exactly 2 weeks!
daily reminder about underrated swedish prospects like Asplund and Grundström
>>68281292
they look frail
>>68281292
Good post
>>68281041
>draft lottery on mayday, or vappu here, and draft on midsummer
>gonna be shitfaced through both
>>68281495
>implying you wouldn't be if it were on another day
>>68281623
got me there
>>68281801
You aren't me!
The point still stands though.
>>68281495
>going to be shitfaced with friends on midsummer
>won't be able to watch the draft
A little rrreee tbf. But I have a friend who also will be interested, so at least I'll be able to talk about it with him as it develops.
@MikeKellyNHL: Signing bonus:
Shea Weber this season, $13 million.
Gordie Howe 1940's: team jacket.
Played for little more than love of the game.
>>68281801
>>68281958
also >france
>>68273103
Penguins blew their chance last night. Sharks win at home and then dominate a tired pens team in game 7
>>68282682
Pics of jacket plox
Reminder that Gordie used good ol' wooden sticks
>>68282926
It's possible, though unlikely.
>>68282682
Tbf hockey didn't make any money then
>>68283150
No sports did except maybe baseball and maaaaybe golf
At least the red wings can't drag him out in front of the camera and take advantage of him to sell merch anymore
That last appearance was atrocious
F
they should do an open casket at the season opener, just ice him until then
>>68283802
Mix his ashes in the ice at the new rink tbqh
>>68283802
They should keep him in the morgue until next season is over, so that they can bury him along with the Joe Lewis arena.
>>68283802
Encrust him in the ice at the new arena until the center dot. Change the name to gordie howe memorial center rather than cheap shitty pizza house
Gordie Howe center when?
Finns have started to take over the hockey news lately
>>68284207
>>68284207
http://thn.com/blog/why-finland-is-the-best-hockey-country-in-the-world/
We wuz shit n shit
>>68284730
Those comments are fucking killing me
>>68284013
have his corpse frozen under the ice at the wings new hot n' ready arena
>FUCKING
>AXE
>>68285546
delet this
Who is the most enlightened current perpetrator of the Gordie Howe hat trick?
>>68285570
WEEE AARE THE CHAMPIOOONS
https://youtu.be/q-2WAIe7MUI
>>68285807
Lucic?
>>68285807
Shanny
>>68285807
Roussel
>>68285807
Fighting is rare these days especially with those who can score. Wayne Simmonds comes to mind.
>>68285807
>>68285807
>yfw Howe did only 2 Gordie Howe hat tricks in his career
>>68271513
WOW!!!
I cant believe he died... it's so sudden! Didn't expect this!!!
I'm so sad about all this... I watched him growing up, and I was a huge fan of his! Never really missed a game he played... can't believe he died today.
RIP Gordie Howe! RIP Mr. Hockey!
lets be honest, This Stan LEE cup is too drawn out and impossible to actually get into.
2-3 days between every game? fuck off Buttman
Remember not to give any (You)s to tripfags, and especially not chink nip gook tripfags
>>68286842
>>68286922
hello
>>68286842
Here's a (You) sweetie
@68286922
dont tell me what to do
>>68286842
>post
>butt
Pick 2
>>68286842
I wouldn't go to the sticky thread if I were you.
>>68286842
me too bby :((
2 guns is on FX
>>68286842
Why do people ask you to post your butt?
Serious question
I once sucked Gordie Howe's dick in the bathroom of an Auburn Hills Sunoco
>>68287059
Off topic, fucking delete this
>>68287522
Delete your mom
>>68271793
Superb taste Pakistan
>>68275221
NOW HE WILL BE BEST BLUEJACKET EVER
MEME TIME IS COMING
>>68287613
>>68287665
stop doing this everyday
Why are finns so handsome?
>>68287678
Good meem
>>68287709
you show up and respond to every post 5 hours later like you're grease. fuck off grease
>>68287702
Because they're mongoloids.
>>68287728
What?
How the fuck do you know who I am?
Kill yourself
>>68287702
there's something really off with his face
i can't quite put my finger on it but he jus looks really fucking weird
>>68287773
because you do it every single day at this time
>>68287794
No?
I'm not even on here every day
Who the fuck are you faggot?
david backes put his house up for sale this past week. he's leaving that shitty flyover for one of the coasts i bet
>>68287813
sure thing
>>68287823
Backes will go to LA and win a Cup.
>>68287773
you're a very reddit poster; i recognize your posts most days too
>>68287900
What?
I haven't been on hoc for at least 2 days
>>68287823
Boston
Remember: if you see a Finn, PUT EM IN THE BIN
>>68287918
Try leaving for 2 years this time
Reminder that the sharks are the real heroes for not letting a trash cup overshadow Mr. Hockey
>>68287995
Me on the right 2bh
this is literally the worst cup final ever it's so gay and boring, the only redeeming thing about the whole series is that cheeseburger phil is getting to show up all the good canadian boys on tsn by probably getting his greasy cookie crumb covered fingers all over the only thing they value
>>68288132
Idk, I thought it was boring but I realize now either bill gets the last laugh or jones will drag a struggling team all the way to the championship by himself and we can laugh at the pens for not being able to outscore a team they're doubling in shots
>>68288291
The only way the shorks win is if Jones is the conn smythe winner.
>>68287702
Because there are outliers in every population
>>68288316
He might be at this point. My only doubt is that while he was solid throughout the 1st 3 rounds, he didn't carry them the way he is now.
I think he's been good enough that if he wins them 2 more he'll get it but if they win a high scoring one where he isn't as good I doubt he will just because of the nhls scoring boner
>>68288495
Two more 40-20 shots wins and he'll get it. Unless Couture lights it up in the meantime.
tell me there are some meme yuro games or something on tonight
>>68288689
you're stuck here with me bitch
>>68288724
nope
>>68288799
post boipucci
>>68288611
or pavelski
Oh shit lads, I signed up for a goalie clinic thing with Ben Scrivens and his wife.
Should I tell them to go on /hoc/ and btfo all the homophobic, transphobic, sexist, racist bigots?
>>68289201
Call him a fag/degeneracy enabler
>>68289201
All you're going to learn is how to suck a dick
>>68289201
pretend to be shit and be all mopey and then suggest he blow you to cheer you up
>>68289252
No, I need to get his attention so he will give me the top tips.
I've already ordered gay pride tape that should be here in a few days, and I plan on congratulating his work on supporting the LGBT community.
I bet none of the other fags that signed up will know of Scriven's degeneracy advocacy, so I will get an advantage.
gordie is confirmed greatest hockey player of all time
>>68289363
>pretend to be shit
>pretend
Who's this old faggot I'm supposed to care about?
>literal ded wangs
>>68289548
I hope you're b8ing.
>>68289663
>responding
>>68289414
Because he died before Lemieux and Gretzky?(and Orr)
>>68273233
>choked to the chokers (shorks)
>Cant beat the ducks in reg season
No it's not you shitty beaner
>>68289414
if he is the greatest, how come he died?
riddle me that you fucking faggot
>>68289881
Nigger.
Will the wongs ever be elite again? Maybe when stevie y takes over as gm the dynasty can resume
>>68290037
I predict they will win the cup this season.
I'm lonely /hoc/
Someone pay attention to me
>>68289881
Epic
@68290486(you)
So if the Shorks comeback and win game 7 would we never be able to make fun of them choking ever again? Only one team has come back from a 3-1 Final series in history.
>>68278151
People don't use the catalog?
>>68290640
Yeah, if that happens they get to drop the shorks name until they choke again
>>68289881
shut the fuck up
>>68290637
Thanks Finn la
>>68285832
WTFis up with that trophy? Looks like it's made from tin foil.
>>68289881
>>68291178
It's quite detailed i assume that's what makes it look like a tin foil in that pic
the panthers dumped marc savard's contract on nj and it cost them a 2nd rounder.
they're prob going to push hard for yandle or trade for trouba's rights and sign him to big $$$
>>68291178
>giving more than tin foil to a bunch of mongols
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rääsyt
I propose that the U.S. and Canadian governments get together and rename the Ambassador Bridge between Detroit and Windsor, the Gordie Howe International Bridge.
Howe to we make this happen?
>>68285807
Maroon, while playing on a line with McDavid that is.
>>68294583
one of my favorite line combos, i hope they are back together next season
>>68295186
>>68294583
is edmonton gonna fall for the shit wingers with superstar meme? its been a waste seeing crosby play with garbage cans on wing for most of his career.
>>68295289
mcdavid and maroon were pretty well together
crosby has no chemistry with anyone, even babcock had no clue who to put on his line, connor seems to work well with most anyone on his line
>>68295938
a trashcan could have chemistry with mcmeme. see benoit pouliot. kinda limits the effectiveness of the line though when you can just focus on one guy and neutralize it
>>68296058
mcjesus has pretty good wingers, eberle and maroon are alot better then some other top centers get
eberle can drive a play when he feels like it and maroon is the forechecker net guy
>the city of shittsburgh
>>68296537
autofellatio is hot
>>68296503
i don't know about eberle. i've a watched a fait bit of him and while he is highly talented he is also soft as fuck. you put some pressure on him and he disappears. he's basically like a glorified brad boyes.
>>68295289
>>68296058
Maroon worked well but isn't capable of playing 15+min a game for a long stretch, so ultimately they need someone else to play with McD and (assuming he isn't traded) Eberle. Pouliot has more endurance than Maroon but lacks the edge and sheer will that Maroon has and ends up looking lost/under utilized when played with two much more talented players. Someone like Lucic would be the perfect fit; grit, determination, endurance, and decent offensive skills. Thachuk could also potentially fill that void, but the 4th pick is too tempting to trade.
>>68296801
in a vacuum lucic would make a great winger for mcmeme but unless they move out some salary in the near future the cap structure would be totally fucked. their defense is very far from being competitive and fixing it would complicate things.
>>68296792
ebs and nuge should go as a package somewhere for a top pairing dman
>>68296801
looch is just a bigger target on mcdavids head
>>68297059
12mil to one team? HA
>>68296978
Fair enough. It is really more of a fantasy to think he'd even consider signing in Edmonton anyways. Their forwards could be improved still though, and it would help out their dmen as well. Too many bad turn overs and not enough hard work off the puck makes it more difficult on the dmen.
>>68297059
i think you'd have to package around eberle or nugent hopkins. i think there are few teams who could take back the $12 million caphit of both, have a top pairing d-man to trade, and be willing to trade him. maybe karlsson from ottawa, but if i'm the sens i don't do that trade.
personally i'd trade eberle before people start realizing he's not worth his caphit. especially if the cap stays the same or even lowers.
>Get home
>See the news
I feel like a piece of me just died.
Fuck man.
>>68297657
upfront edmonton just needs to flesh out their bottom-6 and swap out redundant pieces in their top-6. thankfully for them they have quite a bit to work with there.
defense will be a much tougher job to complete. besides having a largerly bad or inexperienced defense, they really have shit for competent puckmovers on the backend. i'd through money at goligoski this offseason and pray something emerges from the prospect pool. it won't be reinhart though, kek.
>>68297841
how did you go an entire day without hearing, it was breaking news on the radio and everyone was talking about it at work
also you missed one of the greatest triggerings in /sp/ history
>>68297991
The job I work at is way too fast paced to check or pay any attention to news etc. I was busy the entire day. Everyone knew it was coming but it still feels like I was fucking stabbed.
Fuck this gay earth. At least he's at peace now instead of dealing with his dementia.
>>68297956
>tfw you really want reinhart to prove everyone wrong
>tfw you know there is zero chance of that happening
that second first round pick sure would have looked good last year
>>68297956
FA won't help them because they'd be overpaying for top 4ish dmen and not getting legit top 2 defenders or top 4 dmen who have proven they can win the big games. Sekera is an example of what they'll get, and they don't need anymore like him. They need to focus on developing their young defenders and bring in someone who has had success and can still play 20min a game. Not much out there for those types though. Maybe they can take on a big contract dman from a cap hurt team, while shedding one of Eberle or Nuge or even Hall.
There's no good movies on now unless you guys get HBOZN it's got mad max fury road on
>>68298277
>actually watching tv
>not just torrenting everything
>not being private tracker masterrace
Sports withstanding, television is a redundant concept in this day and age.
>>68298412
who cares, its all shit no matter how you watch it
>>68298076
wasting that 1st and 2nd on reinhart was a real, real bad mistake. i'm an isles fan and know exactly how terrible he is. sorry bud.
>>68298192
it is so incredibly super rare that top-2 dmen become avaliable, let alone through FA, that imo it is not a scenario worth planning for. i mean, who was the last one? eric johnson years ago maybe if you can't him as one, or pronger a decade ago? you either trade an absolute fortune for one(and the oilers may be able to pull this off) or just draft and hope one emerges.
as to bringing in another guy like sekera, no it is not ideal, but it will be an upgrade on the rest of the defense that is badly needed if they really want to start competing. especially if klefbom's staph infection is really bad like it has been.
>>68298501
>entire mediums are wholly shit
Want to know how I know you have shit taste?
>>68298574
ive got no issue saying that 99.99999% of tv shows and movies are totally unwatchable garbage
you can take your tv licence and shove it up your ass you limey cunt
>>68298654
>I'm only aware of shit TV shows and shit films therefore all TV shows and all films are shit
You're actually embarrassing yourself. You should quit before you make it any worse.
>muh TV license
Literally four posts up I recommend torrenting.
>>68298769
list one single good tv show or movie
>>68298839
2 fast 2 furious
lmfao this stupid chav cant even list one good show, great medium you have there
>>68298769
Not going to list films because I'm almost certain you'll call me pretentious, and instantly write them off.
I'll do TV shows, though:
>The Twilight Zone
>Twin Peaks
>Naked City
>Fishing With John
>Northern Exposure
That's five.
cold on the cob
>>68299094
twilight zone has some good episodes, we'll call that the .001% of good tv, those others are all shit, especially twin peaks
>>68299184
>those others are all shit
Guarantee you haven't seen an episode of them.
>especially twin peaks
lol pure plen
>>68299246
atleast im not british
>>68299283
>at least im not british
>he says as his country is ruled by a british monarch
wew lad
the leaf got bodied by nigel desu
>>68299316
>muh queen
nobody gives a shit about your queen, the world is just waiting for her to die so britain can stop pretending its important
>>68297956
I love canadianfags, I'm one too (retired in the states now), and I feel for you Oiler fans. I do, you have some seriously bad ownership/management. But if you think Edmonton is 4 defensemen away from competing you're really deluding yourself.
Between the horrid drafting, poor FA acquisitions and questionable coaching, the only saving grace is you got a horseshoe stuck up your asses so far that you got McDavid.
The problem is, he's just going to punch the clock for 4 years (3 now) till he can hit FA, and he'll be out of edmonton so fast he won't even have a chance to clean out his locker.
McDavid will end up in Detroit, or Montreal, or Toronto, or Buffalo, or Pitsburgh someplace within 6 hours drive of his home, and willing to pay him top dollar.
My grandkids played hockey with him. They're still close. He REALLY was pissed off when Toronto and Buffalo lost out on him to Edmonton, and wants nothing to do with the city.
>>68293046
They're already naming the new bridge after him. However I'm all for naming both bridges after him. He deserves two bridges.
>>68299418
>nobody gives a shit about your queen
>your queen
she's your queen too, jacques (^:
>>68299476
lets pray for her to die together then
>>68299626
But if she dies, she wins.
t. canadian prime minister
>crappy team that insists on getting BTFO of the playoffs
>New Pizzarena being whored out to corporate shills
>bombed out, depleted city no one wants to fix
>Mr. Hockey gone
life is suffering
>/hoc/ is page 5
>literally 2 straight full pages of NBA stuff
why...
>>68300926
most people have shit to do on a friday night
>>68300166
It ain't all bad in Pizzatown, the sports are better than most cities collectively, plus plenty of cheap land for entrepreneurs to roll on in and gentrify.
>>68300954
did you do something tonight?
just got back home
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>>68301116
had work until 10, then came home and ate a bit. pic related
>>68301211
fuckin' based
love these shits in elementary school
how will the canes get pulju?
golfing in 5 hours lads
Golfing in 4 hours lads
>>68302203
lmao look at that fucking monkey
>>68301433
>>68302212
What?
>>68302591
I'm playing golf in a few hours but I can't sleep
>>68302601
Golf seems pretty chill tbf. I'd imagine it to be a pretty good activity for just hanging out with m8s.
Only been on a driving range a couple of times.
>>68302629
I'm going with a buddy of mine but I'm stuck sleeping on his shitty guest bed and I already don't sleep well in strange places. I've been lying here for like 3 hours browsing /tv/ and /sp/
>>68302730
Go to his bedroom and lay down beside him. If he wakes up and asks you what you're doing. Just stay silent and stare at him.
>>68271853
Go eat some dog and blow up innocent people, you fucking piece of shit.
>>68302809
>go in his bedroom where his girl is lying next to him
Tempting. I've always wanted to Eiffel Tower
>>68302887
You don't get too many chances to do so in life.
>>68287778
is it the very light/nonexistant eyelashes?
>>68287778
I think it might be the retarded haircut and the beard of a 13 year old
>Gayland
>I rate Howe
>>68300980
>Pizzatown
I like this a lot for some reason
>>68300166
>the pizzarena will be a deeper dish than could ever be found in Chiraq
