STRASBURG LOSES TONIGHT
Royals
Who's are an abstract art form and a social experiment
>Kersh vs Cueto
E-even year...
Red Sox at Minnesota:
>>68290574
>>68290574
>>68290574
>>68290521
>you're an absolute stud pitcher
>projected top 10 pick in the major league baseball draft
>you get all the grils
>you're the toast of the town
>they're basically building statues in your likeness in your local town square
>get drafted by this team
What do you do?
>>68290632
>>68290632
>>68290632
Red Sox vs Minnesota
>>68290704
Dude did you even bother to look in this thread.
>its a "/mlb/ overrates their teams draft picks as if they are 100% going to play in the majors" episode
tippity toppity kekkity
love these episodes such a comfy comedy
>>68290606
>>68290704
>>68290922
literally nobody knows if any draft pick will work out
first overall pick could end up never seeing a major league game
>>68290922
ONE
>1st inning
>chris sale already given up a homer to a lefty for the first time in 4 years
>>68290922
Its funny because you get pretty excited about a draft pick but you generally will never see him or its years down the road. Then there's that once in a blue moon later round pick who is the next Albert Pujols.
>>68291049
ABSTRACT
ART
SOCIAL
EXPERIMENT
>>68291049
>be clayton Kershaw
>literally have never allowed a HR to a ANY hitter on a curveball in 1400 innings pitched
>2014 NLCS Game 6
>left handed hitter comes up
>throw curveball
>it's a fucking homer
>lose game lose season
.....
>get MVP honors the week after
>>68290676
Learn to be a groundball pitcher I guess
>>68290313
>Drafted in the first round
>Fourth overall
>By the Rockies
Has any player ever been JUSTed this soon into his professional career before?
>>68291190
>>68291277
I guess you retards can't understand that this isn't a contract for life.
If you get good like ubaldo u get ur ass traded to Baltimore or w/e
>>68291175
I fucking hate the rockies
>>68291356
Your career is tainted if you get lit the fuck up as a rookie in a meme park. That ballpark is so conducive to hitters it's fucking retarded. Take tulo for example the epitome of a Coors babby.
>>68291049
>>68291172
>SALE GAVE UP ANOTHER HOME RUN TO HOSMER
TOP FUCKING KEK
>>68291593
ART
FORM
The who's aren't even a real MLB team. They're just a social experiment to see how people respond to the worst run worst performing team.
>Even Kelby fucking Tomlinson is injured
Holy fucking shit I hate this month
>Three Hundred and Twenty Five Million Dollars
?? is there a split thread or is it just that dead
LA Dodgers vs SF Giants
10:15 PM ET | 7:15 PM PT
>>68291664
>>68291664
>>68291664
Who else /NoRunSupport/?
>>68291761
4chan was down because cloudflare was having an autistic episode
>SALE HAS GIVEN UP 3 (THREE) HOME RUNS
"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""ELITE"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""ACE""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>Kyle Lewis dropped because teams thought he wouldn't sign
>Mariners already have a deal worked out
>>68291175
http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/05/clayton-kershaw-curveball-homer-dodgers-giants-mlb
>>68291783
>3 starts
>2 runs of support
>>68291783
>>68291926
He didn't drop because of signability. He dropped because his workouts for teams were terrible, he Ks way too much for the shit conference he is, and oh by the way you forgot to mention that the mariners already want an mri done on him.
Most overrated player in the draft honestly.
>tfw 4chan briefly goes down and you don't know what to do with your life
>>68291926
alex jackson 2.0
whitesox are doing the thing again
>>68292418
entertainment thread
>>68292333
>>68292407
Oh thank god I thought it was my shit tier phone
Your 2016 American League Cy Young Award Winner.
>the cusb about to lose to the braves
>this team thinks they'll do anything in October
Please stop my sides can't take anymore
boy these angels are a disaster desu senpai
>the city of chris sale
>3 HRs given up, 2 (TWO) to a lefty
>responsible for 2 runners on base with no outs
>>68292521
plenty of teams have lost to the braves
also they are trying to trade for chapman so this season is essentially over already
>loud islamic prayer music outside my window
TRUMP ELECTED WHEN
>40 pitches first inning
>Robin Ventura will never be hanged
>Robin Ventura will never be launched out of a cannon into Canada
>Robin Ventura will be the manager forever
>Jerry Reinsdorf will live to be 103.
>>68292859
Hey fuck you we don't want your shit
kershit is finished
>Atlanta 5 - Cusb 1
#FireRobin
>Robin Ventura actually has a job in the Major Leagues while you're in your mom's basement shitposting on 4chan
>tfw all your draft picks including the highschoolers are going to sign
>>68293289
>your
are you the GM?
>>68293289
t. phil bickford
>>68293359
delete this
>>68290364
Haha he didn't
>le balk man
>>68293969
how is this allowed?
>le get up ball get up man
>>68294193
makes up for that disgusting at bat against the tigers
>pie rats
>sale
>5 runs 6 innings
>""""""""""""""""""""""""""ace"""""""""""""""""""""""
>Steven
>Fucking
>Wright
>a Knuckleball pitcher who wasn't even expected to make the 40 man active roster coming out of Spring Training
>has the lowest ERA in the American League at 2.09
I love this memeball throwing california lanky fuck i love him so fucking much right now
>>68294854
>we STILL dont win
NUKE OUR ROTATION
>>68294854
>W
all that matters desu
>>68294901
How pathetic
>>68294860
>>68290394
>8 game losing streak
kek
>>68291783
>yet another 1 run loss
>Royals in free fall
>>68295141
>6-20 streak
>7-1 loss
KEK
>>68295215
>being this salty
>>68295199
>>68295141
>>68295010
>>68294970
>who's fans out of the woodwork because their team barely won one game
>>68295318
>>68295010
I know we're happy for the W tonight but please stop this. His face is triggering me.
>Royals in injury mode
>Twins in J-U-S-T mode
>White Sox in VENTURA mode
>Tigers in only pitching or only bats mode
>Indians lead growing
>>68295333
>literally mad as fuck
For all you whos fans screeching to fire Robin, who would he be replaced by?
>>68295656
a doormat
>>68295656
Drake LaRoche
>>68295656
Any one of the posters in the game threads, Yes even based AJ
>>68295333
>roylel "fans"
>complaining about other teams coming out of the woodwork
pffft
>sox fans really are coming out of the woodwork
any who regularly post here would know to just ignore that guy
>>68295656
>>68295462
Don't worry anon. I'm about to sign another has-been to fix this team even more. Remember, I always get my man. Always
>>68295960
MWSGA
>>68295917
Not every person is a doormat.
>>68295988
>Again
>the arizona diamondbacks
>>68297179
Obviously he means the '77 South Side Hitmen team
HOLY FUCK
>BROORS
>BOOERS
oh my god
>Your AL ERA leaders:
1. Steven Wright: 2.09
2. Danny Salazar: 2.24
3. Rich Hill: 2.25
4. Marco Estrada: 2.57
5. Jose Quintana: 2.58
>the AL leader in ERA is a knuckleball pitcher
The AL is such a shitshow.
>the marshmallow candyland of milwaukee
JUST
>rookies
>>68297711
DOUBLEOUT
>>68297711
>>68297609
>>68297558
>>68297539
Familia with a 1 run lead
>>68297787
so a guaranteed win?
brewers literally a little league team
how embarrassing
Is familia elite?
>>68298050
fucking hell that's awful
>>68298050
>chasing down a guy into a pickle who's already out
Where were you when the entire country of Russia was banned from posting on 4chan?
Too bad it couldn't have been Canada back in August.
>>68298050
What happened here?
>>68298228
>mad at a leaf
>>68298294
someone thought Milwaukee should have a baseball team
>>68298294
>bases loaded
>drops line drive
>steps on second
>runner from first is out
>proceed to chase down said runner back to first even though he's out already
>>68298294
forceout at 2nd then chased down the same guy they just got out
>>68298294
Chased down runner from 1st who was already forced out with bases loaded.
>Brewers
>kershaw with 11 Ks in 7 innings
duhrurrrrrr how man e tiemz do u hav to get saem runer out?
So is CC an Ace again?
>>68298388
13 ks in 7 2/3 innings
W E W
E
W
if the whos are an abstract art form, what are the broors?
>>68298458
I hope so, I'm worried about him having a hard regression though
>>68298808
who is this semen demon
>>68298715
still not winning
>the seattle mariners
>>68299005
......are winning?
say my name
>>68299065
ミスタメット
>>68299065
le crying man who cant hit
If the runner was already out, why did the Brewers infielder chase him down? What was the point? Did he forget he dropped the ball?
>>68298787
A 7 year old playing The Show
>>68299186
whether the 2nd baseman thought it was a lineout or a grounder there was no reason to chase the guy
Windians!
>rags fielding
canadabro webm when
>>68299376
> Reddick
How to lose a game:
Presented by Bruce Botchy
>>68299376
>mfw Kluber is elite
How to secure a win:
Presented by the Dodger Pitching Staff
>>68299670
RARE KLUBER
>>68299653
fucking casillla reeeeeeee. spoiled my night.
>>68298808
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
>mfw i remember everyone who had written off harvey in may
>>68299752
HE'S FAT. I'LL MAKE HIM BLEED.
>>68299376
>>68299530
>>68299670
>yfw da Wigwam Warriors win one for Da Land
>>68299752
Still is shit though, shoulder is still fading
>>68299779
>0.90 ERA in his last 3 starts
ya whatever you say man
>>68299707
this
>>68299752
you mean mest fans that were booing and shitting on him mercilessly?
Clayton Kershaw in 2016:
100 2/3 Innings Pitched, 122 strikeouts, 6 walks. #Dodgers
>Rags
>>68299770
>>68299812
KerGOAT
>>68299873
Holy fucking butterface
>>68299809
>>68299752
You're welcome Mets
>>68299770
Just like in 95 and 97?
>>68299919
Rude tbqh
>>68299905
>best ERA starter in the AL loses to one of the worst ERA starters in the NL
I'm still keking about that game. Is there any other doubt that the AL is a complete babby league for babbies?
>>68299989
Holy shit
>rags
>>68299989
kek
>>68299989
>rands
>>68299811
>this entire general wasn't reveling in harvey's supposed """"decline""""
nice revisionism fampai
>>68299905
thanks senpai, appreciate the help against walgreens the other night
dinger ho lee amirite
>>68299994
That was very rude
Its not Qs fault his lucks so bad
>>68299904
still though, dem fuckin' titties
>>68300014
>>68300041
He's a big guy
>>68300075
4u
>>68299919
Can you imagine the sheer amount of butthurt over "Muh racism" that would happen if the feather series of '95 happened today even though poll after poll shows that the natives don't give a fuck? You already have some turbofags calling them the "Cleveland/Atlanta baseball club" as if calling your team "the braves" is some huge fucking insult.
>Braves security
top kek
>>68300124
BLACKED
>>68300124
>>68300124
What a retard, hope he gets banned for life
0 tolerance means 0 tolerance
Regals
>>68299919
90's teams were fun as fuck desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0vxBrC1lOs
>>68300124
kek
>>68300124
>white, fat hipster guy is scared of a dominant black male
Hahahahahahaha.
>>68300124
Yo that's fucked up. I hope he got an apology and a beer for that.
>>68300200
>accidentally fall into field of play
>it's somehow your fault and you get banned
What?
>>68300124
>Y-You can fuck my girlfriend I'm sorry
>>68300258
>I'VE ALREADY FUCKED HER, WHITE BOI
>>68300291
>>68300124
"GET YOUR PAWS OFF ME YOU DAMN DIRTY APE"
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>>68300314
>>68300319
>>68300256
0 tolerance
>>68300319
>white ppl quoting some antique film at an attempt at a joke
Not only is it not funny but its extremely insensitive to the those of dark flesh.
>>68300393
kys pissboi
>>68300393
Build wall
>>68300124
that's pretty good security though
who gets more pussy? a left handed pitcher or right handed pitcher?
>>68300802
the pitcher who has the bigger dick
>"""long relief""" pitcher
>enters the game with missing stamina
>gets tired after 13 pitches
He hasn't pitched in several games (I don't even think that matters in DD anyways). He was fully warm when I put him in. I didn't warm him up and sit him down before either.
Fucking hell, The Show is so annoying sometimes.
>>68300393
>be kershit
>be shit in the playoffs
reminder that kershit's regular season performance level is inversely proportional to his postseason suckage
>>68300124
wtf i hate blacked.com now
>>68300900
That shit happens with reliever Sale before he even throws a pitch. Annoying
>go to minor league game
>get 3 foul balls
>mfw kike cucks were telling me I should have given the balls to kidfags who were 30 seats away from me
>Casilla
>>68301029
Kids always have priority for balls you disgusting man child
>>68301056
>implying
>>68301029
Why do you need 3 balls? Just give one away you loser.
>>68301056
If there was a kid 4 or 5 seats away from me I would have given him a ball but I am not chucking a ball to some NEET faggot 2 rows of seats away
>>68301092
getting qt prospects / rehab fags to sign the balls. Or if I sell a kid all fucked up by tism or something in another game I can give him a ball. No need to waste a ball on an abled bodied kid that should be able to secure his own ball
>>68300095
NBC was kinda butthurt about it even for 1995 from what I recall. They got even more upset though when Belle cussed out Hannah Storm.
>"The Indians wanted me to issue a statement of regret when the fine was announced, but I told them to take it out. I apologize for nothing."
>>68300226
>confiscated Belle's bat after the game-tying homer
lel
That team had so many great personalities.
>>68301091
I hope that lady got kicked out
>>68301054
>cucksilla
>>68301091
she didn't even catch it, bitch snatched out of her hands
Death Sentence because? Coors Field?
Nope
Shit mechanics that'll blow out his elbow
>>68301177
Both desu
>your rival team gets a young flamethrower destined for bigs
D-don't worry, he'll blow out his arm before he faces us, r-right?
>>68301291
Colorado pitchers this year are doing a lot better, especially Gray. Colorado is always going to be tough to play in, but Pint has the stuff to win there.
Big time pitcher. Great pick.
>>68301340
somewhat better, but you can't go by advanced stats alone, gray is still giving up 6ER/9IP at coors
>>68301320
big fastball means literally nothing, the only reason bustgaard got good was because warthen taught him his slider
venturas consistently thrown 96/97 even 80 or 90 pitches deep and hes been getting fucking shelled
>>68301419
Isn't almost all of that concentrated in a handful of starts at the beginning of the season?
Have you been watching him this year? He's been filthy.
>>68301419
>5 ERA with 10k/9 and 2 bb/9
who /npb/ here
>>68301440
thor throws 100 in the 7th desu
but you're right the 95 mph sliders help :)
>>68301836
How many more years until he gets TJS? I say 3
Does anybody ever wish that they didn't like baseball or sports in general? It's too emotionally taxing to care about when you think about what it actually is
>>68301906
Nah
>>68301906
>>/pol/
>>68301906
not at all
I love baseball, even if my team has been mediocre for the majority of its existence
in the end baseball, like all sports, is just a game. all games have outcomes. life's too short to be emotionally destroyed by a game. especially a game that you really have no control over.
>>68302066
Lol, what?
I love baseball and I'll never stop, I'm just saying sometimes I didn't care as much as I do
How is this /pol/?
>>68302103
*sometimes I wish I didn't
>>68301906
>Getting legitimately upset about someone else failing at their job while being paid millions who has no relation with you
I get upset because it's something I enjoy, but not that upset
>>68301906
You might be autistic, lad
>>68302152
Sure, maybe. All I'm saying is there's way more productive things I could be spending my time doing than sinking hours of my time everyday into watching baseball and caring even a little bit about your team winning or losing
It was just a question, not sure why everyone's overreacting and acting like I crumple up into the fetal position and cry if my team loses
>>68302250
i know that feel but at least you feel something and have an emotional attachment to something
>>68290676
Hit dingers like MadBum
>>68302250
>All I'm saying is there's way more productive things I could be spending my time doing than sinking hours of my time everyday into watching baseball and caring even a little bit about your team winning or losing
If you're worried about time, you should start with not browsing a website made to fling shit back and forth with people. At least sports serve a purpose of entertaining you.
>>68302333
You shitheads entertain me sometimes too tho :^)
>he hasn't voted for the ROTY to appear in the ASG
its like you hate fun
>>68302644
Not to mention he's a write in ballot.
Disgusting desu
Reminder that Gregg Zaun is /mlb/'s guy
>Handsome
>Tailored suits
>Bangs 10/10 broads
>Rides Harley motorcycles
>World Series Champ
>Only Blue Jay to hit a walk off grand slam in the extras
>Thinks Marcus Stroman sucks because he's a manlet
>BTFO of Yordano Ventura
>Said he would have punched Bautista too
>>68302881
>rides a harley
fucking pleb bike fucking nigger shitter faggot overrated bike.
>>68303120
>>68303147
holy shit what a fucking squid. ahahahahahah
>>68302644
I did tho
>>68301906
life long dodgers fag. the doyers are the fucking razor cake team of MLB. each year they find new ways to cock up the postseason
>>68302644
>>68301906
jints fan and i even know that feel.
the postseasons are always a fucking stress fest desu.
>>68303661
>stress fest
>knowing the demi god KEK has granted you his even year blessing
mfw
>>68303712
yeah its euphoria when they won those eries.
but i appreciate the odd years when i can just enjoy the postseason without the stress nome sayin
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAE-HO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMigXnXMhQ4
>>68303661
>>68303848
OH WOE IS ME AND MY EVEN YEAR STRESS
>rags
>>68304108
>>68304118
>>68290676
dont sign
lol aybar has a 13 wrc+
>>68306241
I heard he was gay
bump for at least >we aren't last in the AL
>watching highlights from last night
>See the Cueto balk in a run one
>The whole time the commentators are talking about how it isn't a balk
I agree with them, you can take a long high leg kick. Was it actually a balk or massive umpball?
>>68311197
It didn't have anything to do with the leg kick you fucking retard.
It's about that little shimmy he does. He started and stopped his motion in the opinion of thr umpire.
>>68302644
>Rookie of the Year
>34 years old
Why is this allowed?
>>68311363
The commentators disagree.
>>68311641
There's a shock
