Cuckler on the mound today.
Time for memes.
I don't think Twinks fans exist, but if they do, welcome.
>LYONS ON COLOR AGAIN
GOD FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE
any guesses on how many twins fans will show up?
The Cuckler is the most long-winded person I've ever seen speak.
There's no fucking pauses in his speech.
>>68290614
there wasn't a single one in the series we had with them
lol thred splitting cockmasters
Alright, we need the offense to get sparked again.
Are all Cuck Sox fans like this?
3rd inning and 18 runs scored by the other team? Bucholz should feel right at home.
>mookie
dfa
>>68290826
e/b/ic /b/oast /b/rother
Mookie what was that
>>68290826
nah
most are like this
Based Manlet
Wow.
>>68290880
Nice tats
Score runs please.
Wew Based X
>>68290957
There are free clinics in San Fran that can help you with your HIV-associated neurocognitive disorder /b/roski.
>giving a standing ovation to the roid faggot that dogged your organization
Alright please score please.
>>68291078
>zero
>proof
>>68291089
>failed
>test
Fucking HanRam god damn it.
>>68291116
>zero proof, none whatsoever
This semen slurping sport is not for me.
Go wipe it up with your Boston Cum Sox
Go twins.
>>68291160
>Sweden
>Twinks fan
well go figure
>>68291155
Just like deflategate has no proof right?
Wew Wright Wew
>>68291241
Ya literally 0
Here comes the wild ride.
Hi guys sorry I'm late I was having a 3 large cheese pizza workout at Polcari's could someone send me a manilla folder with the score updates via bike messenger please?
>>68290574
Twins fan reporting in!
>>68291292
http://www.masslive.com/sports/index.ssf/2009/08/david_ortiz_to_address_failed.html
>fails PED test
>talks about it himself
>no evidence
WEW WILD RIDE WEW
>>68291381
oh cool whats up
>>68291381
There are no more Twins fans the fucking messiah returned during the fucking night.
>>68291381
>double play machine
>>68291381
welcome my friend
>>68291391
>0 (zero) actual substantive proof
https://www.cloudflarestatus.com/
ok are we back?
>>68291771
No.
is that anon who thinks a nuclear meltdown happened here?
i just wanna let him no im ok
>>68291846
No he went berserk and punched a riot cop because he thought he was an invading Russian Special Forces.
>>68291902
Is he in jail? I'll pay his bail for him.
>WE
good
I thought it was me
Is this really all we have for posts tonight?
>tfw missed the chance to post this
>>68291931
Yeah. It's ok to him jail is like a big couch fort that he can hide from the world in.
>>68292018
i like this post its a good one
Thank you based Twins for the incoming sweep, the Sox really need it right now so it's appreciated
>>68292042
at least there wasn't a papi dinger
>>68292042
DANCING
LETTERS
>>68292018
Maybe the San Fran gayposter left.
WRIGHT
R
I
G
H
T
THE KEKLER'S WILD RIDE BOYS
>come home from jail
>spent entire sentence dreaming about the epic fun full red sox threads i remember from my life before
>excitedly launch /sp/.com on my iphone for the first time in over twenty years
>35 posts
>10 posters
>>68292127
>Red Sux
>fans
lol tbqh with you Joe
What did you guys do during the lolfreeze?
Did you just keep hitting send or did you like..listen to the youtubes or make a snack?????
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU MORONS 4CHAN WAS DOWN
I WAS POSTING IN OFFLINE MODE, OK??!
Ok, why in the FUCK has vazquez not caught Wright this year?
I'm fucking serious.
I fucking hate Farrell so much.
>>68292176
fucking pink hats
WRIGHT
R
I
G
H
T
THE
WILD
RIDE
GOT EM ON THE FB BITCH
>>68292186
well
there was a baseball game on
so i decided to watch it
>>68292284
you: the pink hat
me: real fan
heh owned
>>68292291
>watching boreball
>>68292291
r*tard
>>68292291
I am going to marry Ellen chan!
>>68292385
u can't marry my wife dude
>>68292385
>>68292429
She's a fictional character not your wife, please wake up from your twisted delusions and embrace reality.
>>68292463
rude desu senpai
>>68292463
lol wtf this guy crazy
>>68292463
I am going to kill you and bury your body in an empty lot in Providence!
Mookie killin niggas, the straight G
NAILED
Mets fan here.
I advise you guys to TRADE wright to the blue jays after this season is over.
You will NOT regret it
>>68292563
Only if they have an elite pitching prospect to give us.
Otherwise, Wright is A+++++++++++++++ bullpen material.
>>68292563
i don't have time for regrets nigga i got to live with this crown on my head
>>68292479
>>68292522
>>68292534
It's time to wake up. Take a good look in the mirror and realize that she simply isn't real, she's a fictional character created for the pure sake of imaginative provocativeness.
You have to get over this and just learn to live your lives properly. For your own good.
>>68292650
fiction is real
>>68292591
Shut your mouth Wrights the next Wakefield. hes a solid number 4 starter for the next 5 years
>>68292650
Listen yama I am drinking vodka out the bottle and poasting on the /nesn/
All is wright in the world.
>>68292698
Wakefield never won the CYA
>Xander got out
its over, hes finished.
DFA him now before its too late, the bust.
STOP PLAYING FUCKING NEW HAMPSHIRE POLITICAL ADS FOR FUCKS SAKE.
WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE FUCKING HEROIN EPIDEMIC IN MANCHESTER.
>>68292712
>drinking on your cut
>>68292834
wow rude people are dying thats an important issue d**k
>>68292855
>d**k
reported
HANLEY
YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>>68292855
I WOULD RATHER WATCH CHARLIE MOORE EAT CRAYFISH ALL FUCKING NIGHT THAN ONE MORE FUCKING AD ABOUT NEW HAMPSHIRE PROBLEMS.
Hanley.
What the FUCK.
I AM SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS TEAM SCREWING OVER WRIGHT
Hanley pls learn to hit again before you try to be cute while fieldong
>>68292908
>implying chahlia mooah doesn't fish exclusively in NH
>Koji amd Taz talking and chilling out in the bullpen
Are they best friends?
Oh come the fuck on.
They're seriously going to blow the shutout for him.
Holy fuck this makes me fucking mad.
God damn it.
God fucking damn it.
>>68292950
I SAID PROBLEMS. IF THEY WANT TO RUN FISHING ADS OR PEOPLE IN NH BUYING 12 GAUGES THAT IS FINE.
And now John is pulling him.
I am so fucking irrationally mad over this.
Fucking fuck you Hanley.
wright btfo
buh bye
bye
bye
buh bye
goodbye
another start with 0 (zero) earned runs
based unofficial ace
>Wright literally saving the team this season
>the team rewards him by fucking him over game after game
Half of his fucking runs are Hanigans fault.
1 unearned.
Why do they hate him?
>>68293143
part of growing up is taking responsibility for your actions i think if you asked wright about his runs he would tell you they're his fault and he would try to improve that's part of being an adult
>>68293207
Well ya because he's a based motherfucker.
But everyone with eyes can tell he's barely at fault for at least half of them.
>Have to face a 60-75mph knuckleball for 7.1 innings
>then a reliever comes in that throws 98
That's kind of cruel tbqh with you Joe.
>>68293311
explain
>ALMOST GIVING UP A DINGER THAT WOULD HAVE CHARGED A RUN TO WRIGHT
I would have lost my fucking shit.
is anyone watching this game
>>68293420
me!
>>68293363
The transition of trying to figure out a fucking memey, wonky slow as fucking fuck knuckleball for 7 innings makes the sudden move to a fucking reliever that blazes a fastball past you at 98 mph incredibly hard on hitters.
It's a really, really good tool to have for a pitching rotation.
I've been on record last year around august for wanting Wright to be a permanent middle reliever because I thought the transitions from pitchers like Joe Kelly throwing 97 to a knuckler that throws 70 would be a deadly weapon for us.
Granted that was last year and a lot has changed since then.
>>68293460
>Joe Kelly
Why cant he just be good
>>68293460
no i meant explain your dumb ass hahaha lol
>Red Sox Notes @SoxNotes 1m1 minute ago
>Steven Wright has not allowed an earned run in his last 16.1 IP. He has lowered his season ERA to 2.09.
Literally a fucking god.
>>68293551
idk man, idk
>>68293452
I love pix of her in the uniform.
>>68293645
same
>>68293645
>>68293682
lol creeepy perverts
BASED ABSOLUTE MADMAN
TWO DOUBLES TONIGHT
HES BACK BOYS
omfg
>11 pitch, 2 runs, triple
WORTH
THE
PRICE
OF
ADMISSION
ITSELF
im glad to see the offensive jump tonight too, but lyons and OB go overboard too much
We're facing the fucking Twinks
The worst team in the AL with the worst pitching.
God this series is just whay the doctor ordered, batting practice for the offense and a chance for E-rod to gain some experience. We really need a sweep here
>>68293896
that's why NESN put them in
They overhype EVERYTHING
>Shaw still not breaking out of his slump
please man
we need you
>>68293957
no lol ferrari coming back soon :)
I'm listening to Creed lol
>Pete Abraham @PeteAbe 1m1 minute ago
>The @PawSox won 5-1 on Free Tom Brady Night at McCoy. The baseball gods hate Roger Goodell, too.
wew lads
>Jason Mastrodonato @JMastrodonato 5m5 minutes ago
>I'd bet on Roenis Elias winning fifth starter spot for Red Sox.
>7 IP, 0 R, 7 K tonight.
>Over last five starts: 36 IP, 8 ER, 40 K, 8 BB.
PLEASE
PLEASE BE AT LEAST OK
JUST DECENT
THATS ALL WE NEED
>koreans
lmao superior nippon wins again
>>68294199
You realize if he doesnt that meaks Buckholz comes back right?
>Wright has the lowest ERA in the AL
>lower than fucking Sale
Literally Cy Young Winner.
>>68294474
that's joe kelly
>>68294474
Wouldnt that be fucking amazing if he won it?
Is /nesn/ having an off year?
Do we need to be in freefall to have good threds like last year?
Are we reclining?
>>68294563
WEW LADS
BASED OFFENSE IS BACK
BASED TEAM
GG Twinks, if any of you are still here. Thanks for the BP, you guys have some real struggles ahead.
BASED XANDER GOATGAERTS
BASED LARGE FATHER
BASED MANLET
BASED JBJ
BASED YOUNG GUNS
BASED
FUCKING
WRIGHT
KEKLER GOD
See ya tomorrow.
4chan frozen champs of the champion world champions of the free world.
We did it guys/
We fucking did it.
gg today bros
steven wright shows, once again, our rotation how to pitch
see everyone tomorrow
