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Previous thread: >>68265801
News:
>Tim Means suspended for 6 months
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11904766/tim-means-agrees-to-six-month-usada-suspension-after-taking-tainted
>Khabilov-Medadi added to UFC FN 93
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11903038/rustam-khabilov-vs-reza-medadi-set-for-ufc-fight-night-93
>Bisping says Weidman is ducking Rockhold
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/6/10/11902392/michael-bisping-chris-weidman-no-ufc-title-fight-stop-ducking-luke-rockhold-mma
Real
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
Come here after
the trusty moderators will fix this mess right guys?
>>68285952
yeah right
jon
>>68286117
>>68286117
jon...
>>68285841
>>68286117
>>68286142
>>68286151
Literally gayer than mandrama itself
>>68286117
>playing with your dick jon, is like playing with my emotions!
>>68286191
be careful
>>68286183
If this record belonged to anyone not named Mark Hunt, tell me how mad """"serious"""" UFC fans would be that Brock is fighting a can, cause with that record Mark Hunt is on Artem-levels of cannery.
>>68286191
shut up
>>68285626
>a very basic part of human life is missing
like what? honest question, I've never had any friends for the past couple of decades and I've never felt like anything was missing.
OP here, just come back to this thread after. Go here for now.
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68286243
Everyone that Hunt's lost to bar a couple of shitty fights in DREAM are HW greats. Are you just mad that a fat fuck is a millionaire and you're shitposting in your parent's basement?
>>68286243
Mark is old and fat, Lesner is green and unrefined in technique.
Its actually a perfect match up that will probably be an entertaining fight. Only /heem/ thinks Mark Hunt is some all star fighter that is way better the Lesner. In reality Lesner will probably win just off of his sheer strength advantage alone and /heem/ will be wrong again
>>68286314
>this desperate to get people to use his shit thread
Helo boys. Has anyone got a link to the archived thread for when Bispong heem'd Rockhold?
>>68286411
Right here bruv
>>68285685
>>68286374
Lesnar is the underdog according to every betting site on the web. Why haven't you bet the house on Lesnar?
>>68286374
Nobody thinks Mark Hunt is an all-star, but Brock has been doing mandrama for years. Even if he's been training for a few months that doesn't compare to someone who does it for a living. Additionally Mark is a very powerful puncher and Brock hates getting punched. There are a couple good ways for Mark to win this.
>>68286428
what the hell
>>68286435
My mum would be mad if I lost her house
>>68286428
Meme magic is fucking irresponsible.
>>68286360
>Are you just mad that a fat fuck is a millionaire and you're shitposting in your parent's basement?
Now why would that make me mad kid?
>Flag
Oh yeah that's why it's just the king of shitposting coming through.
>>68286467
100% meme magic lad
>>68286435
>Lesnar is the underdog according to every betting site on the web.
Oh of course, everyone knows the betting sites and bookies always know how to call how these fights go!
Oh wait no, you're just dumb
>>68286440
Lesner hates getting punched by people he can't get to the ground.
Im not sure Hunt is anywhere close to Valesquez tier in his takedown defense. Especially against someone as strong as Bork.
Bull Rush or die isn't a great fighting style, but it will work in certain match ups. This looks like one of those match ups.
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68286489
>>68286533
>mfw the power of meme magic gives DC the power needed to suck Jon into submission
>>68286428
what the hell man
Thank you Schaub for granting us all another day on this beautiful earth. We are eternally grateful for your kindness. You show us the path and you are the light in all of our lives.
Schaub bless.
>>68286411
>>68118274
christ is it so hard to search for '199' in the archive?
>threads wars are still a thing
/heem/ is getting more and more pathetic.
>>68286507
What is it with Australians and shit posting? Also why do they pretend like Mark Hunt (that fat zilch) is one of their own?
>>68286596
i'm gay mate I can't do it myself. thanks
>>68286572
Conor McGregor
>>68286572
>>68286565
>Lesner hates getting punched
I don't think there's anyone who likes getting punched.
>>68286596
Why bother when cucks like you do it for us?
>>68286599
>>68286607
Careful, France
>>68286638
ur mum
Where is that bangledeshi manlet he's my favorite nonwhite poster he's hilarious
you're next Jon
>>68286638
Sure, but he is clearly different. Even Frank said Brock hates it more than your average fighter. It shows if you watch his fights.
>>68286711
this is the gayest nigga ever
>>68286607
people need to stop ignoring new thread announcements till after the bump limit is reached. fucking /wwe/ tier children.
>>68286743
if you haven't noticed mma = wwe
>>68286612
>Also why do they pretend like Mark Hunt (that fat zilch) is one of their own?
He lives in Western Sydney and calls himself Australian.
The better question is do you live in Utah? Because that's a lot of salt.
>>68286638
Lawler seems to enjoy it okay.
>>68286776
oh ok and i'm english
i hope lesnar literally paralyzes him
>>68286743
>till after the bump limit is reached.
This never used to be a problem before. I don't know why the obsession to make the thread came from. It's the dumbest and most autistic thing imaginable if you take time to just think about it.
is SUCCposting confirmed the MY BOY of 2016
>>68286711
my sides
>>68286793
>74 posts
>20 IPs
Nice """""""""""community""""""""""""""""
>>68286793
JON JONES
>>68286793
>Someone actually took the time to make this
Has DCposting gone too far, lads?
Somebody stream some fights
>>68286880
Let me suck that dick Jon
>>68286793
Good golly Miss Molly.
>>68286880
Check mine ouT
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68286880
>>>/asp/
i think that community is more your style la'
Why are you blokes so damn gay?
Felice or Kailin who will win?
Is life in Hawaii difficult why do they act ghetto?
Any mma fighter who uses the textbook hunched shoulders with high guard boxing stance is literally asking to get heemed. There is a reason the Diaz brothers have iron chins and it's because even they aren't retarded enough to stand there and take unnecessary damage for nothing.
>>68286924
Just give me that tip Jon... now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppWLLjNcD2k
>>68286916
fuck out of here you fucking autist
>>68286923
>Go to /asp/ cause your general is fantasizing black guys sucking each other off
Well I know /asp/ is gay, but it can't get any gayer than that.
>>68286793
>>68286793
This can't be.
>>68286938
>even they aren't retarded enough to stand there and take unnecessary damage for nothing.
That's literally what they do. Have you not seen their faces after a fight?
>>68286956
it's just a meme relax
>>68286977
have you ever been to Capri?
>>68286956
My thread is homo free
Check it out
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68286831
just try to imagine how big an autistic loser you have to be to feel the need to be the original poster of a thread. early morning /heem/ often doesn't start a new one till it's 520 posts in.
in the end the thread just ends up having the first 100 posts be shit tier filler that's being spammed to """"win""""" the thread war.
>>68286996
Many times
>>68286949
Why is literally everyone ducking Jacare?
jon...
>>68286977
>>68287000
pls stop
>>68287006
Tell me about it bro lets fight this autism and post in the real thread that was posted first.
>>68285685
>>68285685
>>68287000
>My thread is homo free
So why would anyone post in it?
>>68287036
could've just removed the "on" tbph la
>>68287006
I have no idea what you are talking about you fudge packer.
>>68287049
fuck off
>>68287049
It's over, Michael.
jon
Cormier will TKO Jones in the 2nd. My repeating digits will confirm.
>>68287049
just fuck off you autist. no one cares about your shit thread.
>>68287081
Should been bundaposting
The 2 week period when there are no UFC events end up being the worst times to post in this general.
See you for the weigh ins next week homos.
if trips, Jones finishes Cormier in the third
>>68287107
>that
>bunda
'no'
>Brock Lesnar was exempted from USADA drug testing earlier this week due to his fight with Mark Hunt at UFC 200 being short notice. However, that has changed, according to longtime reporter Kevin Iole.
>According to Iole, Lesnar was tested by USADA Wednesday, and the results should be posted on the agency’s official website next week.
>mandrama faggots cry because Brock pops
>Brock never makes it 200
Can Adam milstead be a meme fighter?
https://youtu.be/4ixh_e6jVws
How does this battle of the broads go down?
>>68287139
Karolina wins a close decision
>>68287134
where do they post test results?
i see where they show how many times a fighter was tested
>>68286934
Felice
>>68287120
How long can Jon last with DC?
Do you think he'll finish before or after?
>>68287067
Kid Nate literally still cannot pronounce Jedrzejczyk
Do you think Nick's BJ game could compete with DC's?
>>68287134
>Brock never makes it 200
You think this could really happen dummy? Also Brock doesn't roid
>>68287178
http://www.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/
>>68287227
What did he mean by this?
>>68287139
Torres deletd Namajunas' chin; TKO in the first for KKK.
post beautifully timed heems
>>68287256
right but it doesn't show anything but the number of tests
>>68287178
Oh, misread your question.
If anything comes up positive they make an announcement.
I don't think they actually upload the test data anywhere
>tfw jon lets you suckle on his juicy tender drumstick dick
>>68287279
>TKO in the first
Decision (unanimous)
Decision (unanimous)
Decision (split)
Decision (split)
Submission (armbar)
Decision (unanimous)
Submission (rear-naked choke)
Decision (unanimous)
>>68287139
Namajunas via sub or DEC.
Kovalkayveech's stand up is suspect.
>>68287281
Here's better quality la'
>>68287178
>I'm a fat ugly beta trying to impress girls with my whiteknight skills
>I have no idea how women actually function
>I'm surprised when they side with their lover over me an ugly complete stranger.
>Its an outrage that I can't a g/f and that whiteknighting isn't actually something that works in real life.
>women are so dumb, because they don't think like I do. I'm smart!
>>68287338
Early stopage.
>>68287281
>>68287317
>Bisping has pillowfists
>>68287329
damn she is 7 (seven) years older than rose
>>68287281
>Holly, could describe to me the exact length and girth of his dick?
>>68287366
>comparing a man with a woman
lmao
>>68287281
>>68287342
>this extremely forced meme
>>68287281
>>68287398
>>68287377
Does bispings left hand have more power than vitors heel?
>>68287419
>dc is his boy
>>68287139
>I rate strawweight
>>68287445
Ask Luke Rocksalt
>>68287451
You wouldnt stand a chance
Be careful with this meme lads
>England isnt the GOAT mma nation
>>68287490
is that her mom?
>>68287544
You aren't.
>>68287529
>>68286183
>Brock jobbing to another Samoan before Summerslam
>>68287515
>fighting fedor after coming off a loss
wew those japs didnt gaf
>>68287572
Luke please
>>68287529
Thank mr Skeltal
>>68287515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6PMNZx3QNo
was Gegard on the gas?
seriously though
>getting submitted by a MW
>>68287589
>Brock destroys a Samoan in real fighting before going and destroying another one in fake fighting
>>68287543
this sort of meme magic should not be allowed
Karolina Kowalkiewicz is a member of the right-wing national-conservative political party in Poland
>>68287544
>the state of the middleweight division
>>68287139
carolina kind of reminds me of cro cop
>>68287544
>England
>>68287543
WITH NO SURVIVORS
How is UFC Fightpass these days /heem/? I used up my free trial when it first started and I was unimpressed by how hard it was to search the video library and that a lot of events still seemed to be missing. Has it been improved?
>>68287663
Its bretty good
Has events like Cage warriors and EFN
>>68287644
That's cool and all but I'm gonna have to ask you to stop posting pictures of my wife without my permission.
>>68287644
what a qt
>>68287654
Ireland's own Mickey O'Bisping
>>68287338
What the fuck was that ref doing during that time, Poor lad got heemed into a veggie state
>>68287544
>Weidman will never BTFO of shitbing
>tfw i could DELET Lukes chin
>What do you think of Jacare?
>Y-y-y-eah he's a great fighter but he doesn't draw money
t. Everyone in the MW division
Name a fighter who gets ducked more than him.
Protip: You can't.
>>68287619
Weak as piss
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>>68287806
literal roider
luke's a better mma grappler btw
Does cycling off of steroids delet your chin harder than never doing them in the first place?
>>68287834
>>68287789
>poland's nat-soc group uses hebrew in its insignia
who would have thought
>>68287529
is that the notorious meme mcfluke pre steaks?
>>68287866
LOL
>>68287834
>luke's a better grappler
t.casual
>>68287902
so is romero
>>68287834
the only thing luke is better than jacare at is roiding
desu I hope the stupid DC dicksucking meme ends after UFC 200
I was hoping it would end with 197
>>68287902
the chris will literally outwork him too
jacaroid = shit
>Real Divisions
Women's Strawweight
Flyweight
Bantamweight
Featherweight
Lightweight
Welterweight
>"""Divisions""""
Women's Bantamweight
Middleweight
Light Heavyweight
Heavyweight
>>68287682
Why would you ever want your mom to corner you? Yeesh.
Nate at -105 is literally free money.
>>68287941
Too bad Jacare isn't 40 years old so Weidman can easily beat him.
real champions of each weight
HW: overeem
LHW: jones
MW: yoel
WW: gsp
LW: khabib
>>68287963
with a mom like that you can't take no for an answer
>>68287927
It's only going to increase tenfold after 200. Just embrace it.
Anyone have the WEBM of Mousasi upkicking Jacare before Jacare started juicing?
>>68287976
When will they learn?
>>68287682
Did she just get a mouthful of water and spit it in his face?
>>68287988
>WW: gsp
>>68287544
i think this really shows that the first flurry didn't damage luke that much, it was really the trip that made him fall
but by trying to get up too quickly he walked right into the kill shot
>>68287962
>manlets
>real
>>68287976
How badly is Michael going to mindfuck Weidman? I mean he was shook as fuck by Luke Cuckholds less than mediocre, almost autismal "trash talk". I can only imagine how badly Michael is going to destroy Chris in and outside the ring. After the fight when Chris is staring up at the lights,jaw broken Michael is going to tell him "God isn't real and if he is he loves me more and wanted me to knock you out"
>>68287998
>before
he just cut his hair wtf
I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the cheese.
Catch yas later.
>>68288013
that's how she cools him off when he goes out clubbing too
she even holds his dick whenever he takes a piss
>>68288041
>t. brasil
>Miss me yet, /HEEM/?
>mfw I realized Conor will heem nate, floyd, holloway, khabib, and wonderboy, in that order
So Bisping says that Rockhold and Weidman are coming off of losses, ignores Jacare, calls out 4 of his last 10 Hendo, and implies Nick "Hasn't won a fight since 2011" Diaz is in the running.
lol look who came off the roids to compete again in the ufc
>>68287976
>free money
>got his ass whooped for a round and a half
hardly free money lad
>>68288203
>got his ass whooped for a round and a half
Leave Bisping to me
>>68288203
get a load of this 196er
>>68288241
is he a native american?
>>68288228
>>68288249
get a load of this samefag
> Tim Means tainted supplement
Holy shit, USADA set the worst precedent ever when they let Romero off with a slap on the wrist for roiding.
Test OTC supplement, find illegal substance, roid up on it with built in excuse if cought.
Certainly this isn't going to be allowed to continue?
>>68288288
lol i was literally just reading this
Who here is HYPED for Titan FC?
>>68288203
>>68288319
HYPED AS FUCK
>>68288288
The natty GOAT will not be done in by shady supplement companies!
>>68288353
how many bongs?
>>68288366
![thumbnail_crop[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VdwJfaJ.jpg "thumbnail_crop[1].jpg")
>>68287976
>Nate Diaz trains with
>one of the best welterweights of all time whether you like it or not Jake Shields
>UFC top 10 LW Gilbert Melendez
>Joe Schilling world class kickboxer
>Nick Diaz
>former WWE champion Dave Batista
>Yancy Medeiros
>Ronda Rousey
>Cody McKenzie
>Nate is also
>normal sized and not a manlet
>has good jiu jitsu
>underrated wrestling
>great cardio
>normal arm length
Conor trains with
>Jon Kavanagh who was self taught
>Cuckthal Pendred
>Gunni who trains at another place majority of the time
>Paddy
>is a manlet
>also has mental issues as he wears high heeled boots to make himself taller
>short almost Artem level arms
Gee I wonder who wins.
>>68288403
>almost Artem level arms
lol
>>68288283
(You)
>>68288353
May I ask why?
Name ONE man under 6 feet tall who can beat Daniel Cormier in a sanctioned MMA fight.
QUICK POST HIGHLIGHT VIDEOS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1pXTCLCEJY
>>68288448
lebron doesn't start playing until 9
>>68288449
Fedor
>>68288449
Fedor is only 5'11.5
>>68288449
Conor McGregor
>>68288466
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VchULdvgAEM
>>68288479
>Watching Lebron
I'd rather watch garbage MMA fights over the finest basketball games.
>>68288480
>>68288517
You guys serious?
>>68288105
>white
