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Previous thread: >>68254854
News:
>Weidman wants to fight Bisping at UFC 205
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/after-neck-surgery-chris-weidman-calls-out-bum-ufc-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufc-205-in-new-york
>Alex Garcia replaced by Jonathan Meunier in UFC FN 89 bout
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alex-garcia-out-of-ufc-fight-night-89-bout-with-colby-covington
>Michael Page faces Cyborg Santos at Belator 158
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/9/11894118/michael-page-faces-evangelista-santos-at-bellator-158
>Yair Rodriguez-Alex Caceres targeted for August 6th FS1 card main event
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/report-alex-caceres-vs-yair-rodriguez-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-92-main-event
Lawler
>>68265801
Top lad
Ramadan reminder to be careful.
rank these from best to worse
alternatively, which ones of these should I skip?
>>68265873
>worse
pologies
I'm staying on this one
>>68265873
skip 5 6 and 7
>>68265873
was the guida fight early stoppage?
>>68265940
thanks la
>tfw you will never to go the movies with Dom so you both can avoid the no singles policy
wew lads
>>68265873
every single fight was good
may as well just ad "ufc199" to the spicy banger list
>>68266107
Dom ;_;
He should get a support dog permit for Dojo.
>>68265940
>>68266045
6 is not that bad, it's probably worth watching
>>68265947
What are you on about lad, he had no idea where he was
I think I'll repost some webmasters from the previous weekend in the spirit of reliving moments.
>>68266107
tfw your boy goes to the movies alone like you. ;_;
>>68266107
>haha going alone is the best way, I swear!
Me on the left
>>68266107
is he literally autistic?
>>68266107
>tfw
>>68266254
a lot of working guys I know go to the movies alone
most grown family men don't have a buddy to grab on a whim to go to a show because most grown family men are fucking busy after work
seeing a movie in the theatre is way better and if going alone is your most likely way of seeing it, you do it
you little bitch
>>68266107
why doesnt he have a gf?
>yfw brock enters the shadow realm
>>68266351
he's 5'1 and very narcissistic
>>68266107
One of us
>>68266107
>look at that weird motherfucker grinning like a freak and taking selfies all on his own
>>68266351
he is closet fag or tiny dick..
>>68266351
autism
happening
>>68266561
>>68266616
hahah is this for real???
those muslime girls make me hard tho, would clean the semen of my dick with that headdress
dont judge its a fetish
>>68266672
It was an M-1 event in Azerbaijan, so I guess they were following the norms of the area. I don't think the girl was Muslim, perhaps just an M-1 ring babe wearing local dress? UFC should give that a go.
>>68266672
>>68266672
>yfw it's not a hijab but her black hair
>>68266361
>not 'real-tapped.webm'
>watching the andrade penne fight
goddamn, this is some brutal shit
>>68266107
Does Dominic Cruz really have no friends?
andrade vs joanna, who ya got?
can joanna withstand her power?
>>68267284
Heem yourself lad
>>68267284
fuck off retard
>>68267284
>>68266107
>Not going to the movies by yourself
>Not picking the movies you want to see
>having to wait till peoples schedules clear up
>Not having obnoxous friends/family bug you about the movie
Who's your favorite black fighter?
>>68266993
lol had to look really close, shes hot af tho, would put a hijab on her head/10
>>68266672
Be as careful as possible
>>68267349
>>68267349
Francis
>>68267342
>not having a gf
>being the loser that walks in alone that the couples whisper about and laugh at
http://www.theonion.com/article/fucking-loser-at-movie-all-by-himself-33302
So Jacare vs Bisping
Rockhold vs Weidman
and Yoel vs Mousasi (after he wins)
are the next logical fights, right?
Can anybody walk me through what the penis inspection is like for my first Bjj class?
Is this the real thread?
>>68266351
He definitely banged that one chick on Insta who posted a selfie in his bedroom.
>>68267534
>couples whisper about and laugh at
Can anyone confirm this? I've never been to the movies as a couple.
>>68267727
If you want to tag along with me and your mom that will be fine.
I've never been to a movie alone, but I've also never laughed at someone who does.
>>68267489
ss-sry khabib
didn't mean to upset you
>>68266561
This will set MMA back 10 years.
>>68267199
Did they get executed after?
>>68267587
Pretty much they just put it in a hold called 'The Willy Nelson' to see if you are suited to train
>>68267534
>onion article
What went wrong?
>>68267974
Should I wear a cup or do I put it on after inspection?
>>68268019
he nigged when he should have nogged
What would be your UFC walkout song?
confirm it
http://www.strawpoll.me/10447436
>>68267877
shut up you goof this is what the fans want to see
>>68266561
man they should book this for ufc 200
>>68265861
takbir brother
what time is sunset over there? it's like ~9pm here
>>68268208
>read this post
>look at flag
hello adan
Can she win?
>>68267706
angela magana or whatever
Some Bork interviews
https://youtu.be/DzeXuS2ET7M
https://youtu.be/mRWdmPFid9E
https://youtu.be/G4ec-j7Kyis
>>68267511
Roy will KO him
>>68268232
claudia needs to get the goblin down in the center of the cage
>>68268231
be careful.
Do you think Brock secretly uses farmersonly.com to cheat on his wife?
>>68268304
i thought that is an insurance company
>>68268336
>tfw city folk just don't understand
Around jews NEVER relax.
>>68268241
>Borks romantic story
lmao
>>68268426
thats a weird looking duck
/asp/ here, fill me in on Hunt
/lgbt/ here, fill me up with Rockhold
>>68268543
>google.com
>>68268525
It's a couple if little ducks next to it
>>68268543
https://youtu.be/l_-0D2YWio8
He is going to punch Bork in the face 1-2 times and heem him like he has never been heemd before.
>>68268241
This is why Heyman talks for him
why was this the most boring fight of 199? is it because tristar babies are pussies?
bisping is a cool guy
he gave me half a banana at the airport in vegas a few years back
>>68268593
>implying Vince isn't going to pay him to take a dive
>>68268717
Caceres because
>Vegan
>>68268848
Huh?
>>68268717
Yes. Remember Mike Ricce?
>>68268751
This is real life, kiddo
>>68268233
>>68267706
they lived together though
for like a long time
Rory vs Wundaboy
Who wins and why
>>68268989
Wonderboy, meme magic
It will be absolutely ridiculous if Hendo actually gets a title shot over Jacare, Weidman, Romero, or even Rockhold.
>>68268938
Vince is a billionaire, and Brock is his biggest investment. If there was any time for the UFC to start rigging fights, now would be it.
>brock lesnar has only been called to 200 as a last ditch replacement for conor-nate
>he only accepted the fight because he's receiving boatloads of cash
give me one good reason why I shouldn't bet the house on Hunt
>>68268989
Rory, high level jitz
>>68269014
No, the time to rig fights would have been at 193 or 196.
>>68268989
Thompson. He's one of the most dangerous strikers in UFC history. He just ran through the rightful UFC champion. Now he's fighting somebody who quits. Tristar is a joke.
r8 Tim Kennedy's new gig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKD-L9k5jmY
![Nigel-Farage-posing-with--009[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1MvOL0U.jpg "Nigel-Farage-posing-with--009[1].jpg")
>Forget about fightan due to Euro 2016 & Brexit hype
>Find out today that 199 happened last week
>Find out today that the world has finally acknowledged that one punch from Bisgoat is equal to ten punches from Hunto
>Find out today that Chimpo Slice died of a broken heart because his twin got shot for dragging around a shitlet that some sheboon threw at him
>Find out today the Bork is going to be the UFC HW champion again by the end of the current year
All this happened in under two weeks of me not paying attention. I'm surprised motherfuckers.
>>68269015
He's 12-10, one dimensional, and a fat cunt.
>>68268989
My gut is telling me WB really bad because of how great his hands and feet are, but I picked Rory because I feel like he might be able to weather the storm, tire WB out and win the decision.
>>68269091
>Brexit hype
tell me about this. did you leave the eu yet?
>>68268989
Rory is an aggressive fighter. He will pressure Wonderboy and take him down. His wrestling is good, his takedowns are actually underrated.
If he wants the fight to go to the ground, it will. Wonderboy will be moving backwards constantly, Rory is going to pressure him hard, which will make it difficult for Wonderboy to throw his most useful strikes.
Rory throws combinations and immediately transitions into a takedown, fucks Wonderboy up on the ground. Rory by TKO, round three.
![STN2616PIC1_346586k[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4n0OYlf.jpg "STN2616PIC1_346586k[1].jpg")
>>68269125
We're just waiting for the paper work to go through, senpai.
>>68269097
Lesnar has a glass jaw, he'll get destroyed
>>68269015
>give me one good reason why I shouldn't bet the house on Hunt
Hunt looked terrible on his back vs Stipe is the only reason I can give you.
Also, he isn't the underdog, so betting on him is pretty stupid to begin with.
>>68269211
Lesnar was eating bombs from Carwin for minutes.
Brock hates to get punched and doesn't know how to deal with it, but he's got a solid chin.
![BenandCaros.0.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TBibBgj.jpg "BenandCaros.0.0[1].jpg")
Are Phoenix and his brother blood brother or is it a my husbands son situation?
Should the UFC really be holding an event in a place like Canada? Seems like it brings down the sport.
>>68269297
>he wants judicial activism
>>68269211
>Lesnar has a glass jaw
Confirmed mong.
>>68269297
canadians confirmed moose fuckers
>>68269297
>The determination stemmed from a case involving a British Columbia man convicted of 13 counts sexually assaulting his stepdaughters - including one count of bestiality. But the man, identified only as "DLW", was acquitted of the bestiality count with the new ruling.
>According to court record DLW smeared peanut butter on the genitals of his victims and had the family dog lick it off while he videotaped the act.
WEW
>>68269297
>sex is legal, as long as there is no penetration involved
so would they just rub their dick on the horse's asshole or something
>>68269297
Thank you Based Le Cuck Man
>>68269297
Based Canada taking one for the team. Sandniggers will flock there now, and leave the rest of us alone.
>>68269337
>>68269363
>>68269367
>>68269376
>>68269424
>>68269440
>believing what a basketball american says on heem
Pornography offences are the possession, production or distribution of obscene sexual materials as defined by the Criminal Code of Canada. Canadian obscenity and pornography laws may prohibit anyone who intentionally searches for, or possesses, illegal pornography such as bestiality and child pornography.
>>68269073
11/9
>>68269424
why isn't trudeau's boxing record on his wikipedia? somebody should fix that.
>>68268022
No cup needed, part of the willy nelson is they see the size of your penis and they provide a cup to your specs
>>68269489
This is the future you chose
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-canada-court-bestiality-idUSKCN0YV1QX
lads, im in France for some divegrass
>>68269548
fuck off Britbong, it's not fair
you get all the dankest tickets
>>68268376
Best post of 2016 if not samefag
![79180[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5QuWu5s.jpg "79180[1].jpg")
@BryanCallen
>I'm sorry to say right now Brendan is in bad shape. On my way to the hospital #health
>Don't know what it is yet but docs saying he doesn't have long #pray4berdan
@ArielHelwani
>there is truth to the news of Brendan being on his death bed more to come
@DanaWhite
>Just heard Schaub has passed away. Rest in Peace man.
>some soccer fag gets a sticky
>some hockey fag gets a stick
>Brendan doesn't get shit
>>68269489
>moose fucker defending moose fucking
>>68269545
and yet tons of people get thrown in jail for doing exactly what that article says is ok lol
that man was acquitted for doing that in that particular case for special reasons I think
>>68269194
>>68269091
>mfw a silly britbong actually think Brexit is going to happen
Pro-tip: White britbong men are going to vote brexit at like 65% vs 35% while women and colored people are going to vote for stay at the opposite numbers.
Have fun staying in the union.
Anyway
>actually miss the best card of the year
>>68269644
>tons of people get thrown in jail for doing exactly what that article says is ok
Wew sounds like you've got an epidemic up there
>>68269596
i wish schaub died but he didn't
goof
>>68269489
Why are you talking about pornography? This case was about sex acts.
What did he mean by this?
>>68269744
Weirdo
>>68269763
But Schaub Senpai, I don't like going to the movies...
>>68269806
Don't worry it's a fake tweet. They are almost everytime they look like that.
CODE RED
some serious meme leakage going on lads
>>68269763
>>68269763
>schaubfags will literally defend this
>>68269828
They're taking everything we worked for motherfuckers
>>68269828
DC SENT US TO HELL, BUT WERE GOING EVEN DEEPER
>>68269828
oh god
Who is the UFC of today?
Is it still Tank Abbott?
>>68269944
>those high wasted bathing suits
hnnnggggg
>>68269904
>>68269938
>>68269939
have we started the fire?
will DC suck Jones' dick at 200?
>>68269944
dam what happend to those ringgirls
Lithcuck please heem this faggot
>>68269954
>>68269944
Ultimate Fighting Conor
>>68269996
We have the beautiful Arianny, along with Chrissie, Vanessa and Britney. Stop complaining, goof.
>>68269574
come to uk for the next event and we can go together
>>68270069
they both pulled out m8
>>68269938
>mfw I could heem every here
>>68269964
He'll headbutt his dick
>>68269944
>those swimsuits
Muh dick
>>68269996
Wanted more lean model type women. Instead of bikini model type girls I guess. Worst ring girls are the Glory ones.
>>68270117
Thick ring grills WHEN
>>68269961
>>68270194
people seriously like those bizarre panties?
>>68270214
stop letting fat lazy women win
>>68270247
Stop letting fake titty bitches with body dysmorphia win
>>68270214
I'm not man enough to please this lady
>>68270214
She has an attractive face, shame she can't put the fork down.
I made a Kingdom thread in /tv/
>>>/tv/70680203
Also
>watching Ali funeral procession on ESPN
>all these niggers
>two niggers on hoverboards moving alongside the hearse
At least some people are throwing flowers and having some class.
>>68270214
fuuuuuuuuuck
kek
lads
>>68267557
>>68270378
literally who
>>68270214
she looks weird with the skinny face completely not matching the rest of the body
>>68270398
divegrass mëwvement expert
New: >>68265645
>>68270401
We get it, you're gay
>>68270214
That's not thick, that's fat. That's a fat woman.
>>68270413
>mfw the mewvment meme is dead
fuck you nate, why did you have to goof Ido Portal's shekals like that?
>>68270494
youre fat aren't you
good thing you wont reproduce and pass on shit genetics
>>68270214
literally fat
>>68270503
>>68270518
This.
>>68270518
My resting heart beat is 30.
>>68270494
No, he's probably just not into landwhales.
>>68270214
Agreed.
>>68270356
I haven't watched the 2nd episode yet, otherwise I'd join you.
>>68270515
>tfw when no more memebeddeds
hopefully the memes can return
Lads a girl asked me if I want to go out next week, but EFN is on that night.
I've never rejected a girl before, how do I say no? Should I ask her to come over and watch Fedor with me?
JUST
>>68270547
you should get that checked mate
>>68268208
6:49 pm
>>68266107
>>68266107
Seriously though, it's nice to go to those theaters that charge a little extra for recliners.
It's mostly elderly couples or middle aged dads that go their during the weekdays.
Real nice to watch a movie without some cunt pulling out their cellphone and bother the whole place every 5 mins.
Plus it's pretty ahrd to coordinate with friends especially as you grow older with work/family and day offs and whatnot.
>>68270636
Maybe ask somebody from the gym to go see a movie with you Dom.
>>68270636
Gratz on the fight dom
>>68270503
>>68270518
>>68270530
>>68270557
Shit taste.
guys theres literally nothing wrong with having no friends
i dont have any friends either so it's actually quite upsetting to see you all judge dom like that
dojo is a good dog
people are boring tbqhwyf and if you have shit you wanna do its quicker and more enjoyable to do that alone
from this point onwards please be considerate of dominick cruzs feelings
>>68270769
>dojo is a good dog
That's code for you know. You should move Canada. desu.
>>68270769
>he doesn't roll with a crew of trained killers
fukn dorks, when will they ever learn
>>68270769
>Dominick Cruz
>feelings
>>68270704
stream something my man
LOL his head went through the fence
>>68269752
the dude filmed it you fucking retard
>>68270582
HIGH TEST
Do you respect BloodyElbow?
Who's your favorite female fighter?
>win world championship fight against your biggest rival
>only person who comes is your mum
Why does Dom have no friends?
Anybody else think that he'll probably kill himself when his career is over and pupper dies?
>>68271069
Rose Namajunas
>>68271067
Who wouldn't respect King Nate?
>>68271081
We should all write him a letter.
I'll start.
Dear Dom,
Post your Fightfu
sincerely
>>68271126
Think you're a swell guy.
>>68271069
Rose Namajunas is cute
CUTE
>>68271126
WUZ
That's a nice tweet, fucking dork
>>68271197
Was
>yfw Dom's final act of revenge is to buy out TAM, which is a failing venture, and burn the gym to the ground
he might be autistic enough to do, would Faber ever recover?
>>68271292
Why would Faber care what Dom did with the gym if he sold it to him?
>>68271235
shes growing it out big guy, relax. She said so on her instagram
>yfw through the power of meme magic DC sucks Jon into submission.
>>68271292
>TAM burns down
>Thong has nowhere to work
>lives with Faber forever because he has nowhere else to go
>Faber forever has oily ducks and shit hanging from his ceiling and has to eat shitty rice every day
Dominator's ultimate revenge.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/10/11904766/tim-means-agrees-to-six-month-usada-suspension-after-taking-tainted
>"Following notification of his positive test, Means provided USADA with a sealed container of one of the dietary supplement products he was using at the time of the relevant sample collection," USADA said in a release. "Although no prohibited substances were listed on the supplement label, testing conducted on the product by the WADA-accredited laboratory in Salt Lake City, Utah, indicated that it contained Ostarine."
USADA is a joke
>>68271346
I think the reebok uniforms actually look good on the cornermen. It makes them look more respectable than just a ragtag band of buddies. It makes them seem legit, like an F1 pit team.
>>68271380
Cleaning up the sport goof
>>68271292
>which is a failing venture
According to whom?
>>68270515
How did he ever lose with training like that?
>>68271117
As lonely permavirgin autists, we also are forced to go to movie theaters by ourselves.
>>68271423
https://youtu.be/G3OfZa5HBWQ?t=39m10s
straight from el manleto's mouth
>>68271101
who?
>>68271515
>Goobs
Something looks different about Aldo
>>68269964
Are they doing a pre-fight presser for 200?
DC better hope the PA system is better this time around
>>68266107
>no one can touch me
>I'm too fast for them
>I make people look silly
He's broken inside you kust know it
>>68271423
First of all, he said losing, not failing. Second of all, he's just saying that so it doesnt seem like he's getting rich off his guys. Youre grasping at straws because you feel like you have to stick up for dominic the decisionator snooze. I bet you think his dog isnt gay as fuck and he isnt a loser for going to the movies alone and posting about it on social media.
>>68271654
wow USADA really did a number on him
>>68271696
If you've ever heard her talk it should come as no surprise that she's had a mile long train of black cock ran on her desu
>>68271696
Is that Nagano?
>>68271380
Same deal Romero got.
It's stupid that they get suspended still, that's still a mark on their record.
>>68271811
yup
