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Upcoming events:

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Previous thread: >>68246773

News:

>Weidman wants to fight Bisping at UFC 205
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/after-neck-surgery-chris-weidman-calls-out-bum-ufc-champ-michael-bisping-for-ufc-205-in-new-york

>Alex Garcia replaced by Jonathan Meunier in UFC FN 89 bout
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/alex-garcia-out-of-ufc-fight-night-89-bout-with-colby-covington

>Michael Page faces Cyborg Santos at Belator 158
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/6/9/11894118/michael-page-faces-evangelista-santos-at-bellator-158


>Yair Rodriguez-Alex Caceres targeted for August 6th FS1 card main event
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/report-alex-caceres-vs-yair-rodriguez-targeted-for-ufc-fight-night-92-main-event
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schaub
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>>68254854
second for Schaub
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Third for niggers and Aldo heeming Edgar then McGoober
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3rd for my boy forever Dominick Cruz.
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>>68254854
Steroids.
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>>68254980

hendricks cuts to 170 from 230
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>>68255160
>>>/imgay/
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>>68255166
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>>68254967
Faber is your boy, don't lie Brazil
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>>68255342
It's just a picture of a UFC fighter.
Nothing NSFW or in violation of the rules is in the OP
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>>68255342
because fuck you.
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you now remember chad """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""money"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" mendes
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>>68255511
You should shoot yourself if you're so dissatisfied

That'll make you feel better
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>>68255511
UFC is a combat sport.
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NATTY GOAT
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>>68255511
>picture of a UFC fighter clearly in a cage
>not sport related
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>>68254964

Aldo is my boy
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>>68255541
make me cuck
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>>68255557
Did someone say NATTY GOAT?
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>>68255541
>>68255556
>>68255566
So do you consider wrestling a sport?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Juz6JG7DGK8

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE'S HURT

THE MADMAN HAS ACTUALLY DONE IT

DURIAN = WGAF

150LB CATCHWEIGHT SUPERFIGHT WHEN
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>>68255613
Wrestling is fake and scripted. UFC isn't (or hasn't been caught).
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>>68255613
>it's a /box/ faggot finds his way onto /heem/ episode
just accept that your irrelevant sport is on its last legs
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>>68255613
Actual competitive wrestling? Yes. It is an olympic sport
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>>68254854
>his fucking biceps

Okay, I'm out, there's no fucking way he's natty.
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>>68255633
>Vegan Gains.
I love his shit talking. He always makes me laugh.
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>>68255579
You will very soon. I have nothing to make you do
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KEEP /HEEM/ OFF /SP
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Lads you're not this stupid to give out (You)'s so willy nilly
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>>68255765
I am and I will

I'll fluff these pussies up then come in with a vintage lead uppercut + hook combo then go for a double leg, I'll transition to mount and take it from there
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>>68255765
We are sorry Monarchy-Bro.

But these guys are right cunts
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>>68255880
Just a reminder that this actually happened
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>>68255613
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>>68255939
Lost my shit so bad. The whole card and just before the main event I thought this would literally be the GOAT card if Bisping kills this nobody cock guy.
Then he dropped him in the first round and finished the job seconds after
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>>68256015
Holy shit, is he okay?
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What's with Robbie's obsession with gladiators?
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>>68256106

is he? in what way?
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>>68256269
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>>68255633
the absolute madman
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>>68255633
durian rider is right about that dumb cunt
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>>68256173
he has is tattooed on his chest
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>>68256396
vicious forearm punch
how is machida supposed to play pool after this
bader should have been fined
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>>68256396
First time i ever see a karate block ever work.
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>>68256818
>THIS IS EASY
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>>68256892
delete this
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>>68256892
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>>68256994
What if Romero started doing MMA at 20?
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>>68256994
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>>68257046
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https://youtu.be/iptUlkBDPHM

It's boxing but man Fury's mind games are top notch. He were literally both insulting his own belt belt Klitschko is gunning for and yet somehow still patting the guy on his back any chance he got.
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>>68255166
Here's on for you I used to box, then jkd, the bjj, then some amateur mma. I took this about a month ago, I'm early 30's. 5'11 around 175. Body fat around 6-9 percent. Like marathon runner shit. When I was doing Amma I was around 180. I could cut down to 155 no problem. When your body fat is really really low, and your smaller framed like me (not working out non 5-6000 calories a day my weight will drop to 140-135) all you have to do is a lot of fiber for a week and cut down carbs and sodium. You'll shit out 5-7 lbs, drop 8-10 lbs of water weight and fluid, and burn off 2 or 3 percent or another 3-5 lbs of body fat. Then chew on an ice bag (drain saliva fight hunger), cut your hair (all of it body wise), jack off a couple of times, trim your nails, take something to empty your bowels completely, and take a couple hot showers the day before and bam. These fighters a lot of them act like its hell on earth, it's not really. Sucks for a day. Otherwise you shouldn't be in that division.

Usually people think I weigh around 165-155. It's because everyone in America is well fat. Gsp body fat was around 9-11 percent no shit. But he was 5'10 180-185. Average American is around 25%. Body fat makes people look heavier than they are when they have clothes on. Then shirt off you get the brad Pitt fight club effect where he's 6'1 155.

Tldr fat people's look heavy. The guy is probably 12-15 percent even that is a decent athlete.
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>>68257165
>Fury mind games are top notch
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>>68257284
GOAT
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Does Romero vs Rockhold make sense, while Bisping fights Weidman or Jacare?
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>>68257357
Agreed.
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BELIEVE YOU ME
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>Bisping
>Weidman
>Rockhold
>Jacare
>Romero

Why is Middleweight so fucking stacked?
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WEAK AS PISS
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>>68257337
>literally got beaten by a fat gyp who wore capeshit
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Downloading all the PRIDE events.

Plan on watching them all in order, but any big notable ones?
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>>68257482
MW and WW Confirmed for best weightclasses
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Goodnight /heem/
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Will Bisping fight Jacare or Weidman?
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>>68257831
good night, sleep well
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>>68257831
Remember, BisKing loves you.
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>>68255633
Durian is my boy
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is ufc a """"sport"""" for closet and open homosexuals to take their aggression out inside of a cage for the world's amusement?
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>>68257871
DELETE THIS!
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>friendly reminder to practice your MT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY6ZVJjkTNM

see you at the training center, /heem/
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>>68257967
Yes
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>Sleep tight, Mikey.
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>>68258056
>Kissing another man is gay
What kind of faggots don't kiss other men?
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>>68257967
Would you go five 5-minute rounds against "Ruthless" Robbie Lawler for $100 USD?
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i would literally kiss ever here
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>>68258218
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>>68257650
Final Conflict Absolute

Final Conflict 2005

Total Elimination Absolute
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>>68258271

jackie chan was so jacked back in the day
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>picking rory quitter to win
Rorys heart isnt in it cause of the money and wonderboy has jesus power right now, wonderboy wins easy
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>>68257650
10
25
Final Conflict 2003
Bushido 9
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>>68258332
Anybody here know what makes buakaw so unique? Looks like he uses a lot of boxing techniques and has better hands than alot of other guys
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>>68258409
For a Thai he has good boxing (hands) not just power but combinations, another thing is his clinch work is top notch. His meta game revolves around getting people frustrated from range with either a teep or jab combination, they get closer into boxing punching range, he flusters them in boxing range, they draw closer into the clinch with leads to a lot of his finishes
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>>68258409
have you watched buakaw fight? his boxing has always been mediocre even for a thai thought its improved somewhat over the years. it's his physicality, clinch game, kicks, knees, combined with amazing timing that made him special.
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>>68258424
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>>68258468
>>68258468
Saenchai probably has a better clinch and kicking game then Buakaw. I'll give you that his boxing is probably better and he's stronger. But Buakaw isn't the best at the MT clinch
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>>68258271
neither is ramon dekkers
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>>68257482
>Bisping
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>>68256892
>didn't make the front page in any of your papers
>Muhammad Ali did

stay obsessed
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>>68258360
Rory is my boy. He got me interested in MMA again.
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>>68258271
Anyone who knows how to brace could do that against an underfed twink
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>>68258681
most overrated fighter in history and you probably never even watched his fights
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>>68258740
Don't you ever disrespect the Natty GOAT, you Maple-drinking, moose-fucking, seal-clubbing, beaver-loving cunt.
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Are there any notable mma fighters that didn't start training martial arts until after they turned 20?
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>>68258199
The only punch that actually lands is the first "left hook" and its a total arm punch from 6 inches away.
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>>68258867

*steps out of the shadows*

Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...

But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.

And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards...
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>>68258883
Werdum started BJJ at 21
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>>68258909
>Autism: the post
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>>68258883
Travis Browne at 26

I think Schaub started at around 20-21
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>>68258909
Wait I don't get it, did you step back into the shadows or not?
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>>68258883
Glover teixeira
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>>68258909
>*steps out of the shadows*

I vomited all over my keyboard at how autistic unfunny this piece of shit post is. Fuck you
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>>68258526

Pretty cool. Blocking in mma is interesting cause you don't have giant ass gloves to use as pillows.

Also I'm stoned so I didn't realize the gif was looping
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>>68256994
>>68257111

Man, Machida was clueless on the ground against Roid Romero and Cocky Luke.

damn shame seeing a legend go down like that.

Machida vs Silva when?
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Has Hendo earned Hall of Fame status yet?
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>>68259502
he is the talk for GOAT status casual, of course hes a HOFer
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>>68258909
i really really like this post
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>>68259566
delete this
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>>68256015
You can actually see when he died.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXIBi_lszsg

No Hespect Hoe Hogan
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>>68259566
>>68259583
delete these
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>>68259526
>GOAT

His KO of Emelianenko is 100% outclassed as well. Henderson is older, so you can't say "he god old durr".
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Where were you when Dana BTFO of /heem/ with the GOAT card ever?

>m-m-muh C-Conor N-Nate rematch
>b-b-but w-what about all the memes!!
>Aldo and Frankie s-sure suck huh, r-right??
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>>68259702

Steven Seagal would obliterate UFC's HW division, Joe has no idea what he's talking about. Steve is a practitioner of Akido and trained Silva, arguably the best UFC fighter of all time.
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>>68254854

I like fedor's style a lot: a finisher with heavy hands that prefers to work from the clinch instead of going for singles or doubles

but does he have what it takes to come back?
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Thoughts on Arianny's snapchat?
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Imagine if Hendo decided to fight two more times. He KOs Silva, then KOs bisbong, becomes champion, then immediately takes the belt off lays it on the floor bows out of the octagon and leaves forever.

Undisputable GOAT
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>>68259828
and then you woke up
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>>68259824

>> following ring girls on snapchat
>> literally the most beta thing I have seen in my life

how does it feel to know you are so inferior genetically that you will never be able to hold a conversation with her, let alone touch her?

thank god I won the genetic lottery. I guess some men are beta that drool over hot chicks and some are alpha and stuff them full of their big dicks

enjoy being the former for the rest of your life
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>>68254937
>>68254920
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>>68259845

I see stiffness in that 185 division. Those Middleweights hit like lightweights
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>>68259897
this guy takes so many selfies it's pathetic
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>>68259957

Schaub is God
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>>68259803
even with bork it still doesn't feel amazing for some reason.
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>>68259957
You would take selfies too if you were a 10/10 Adonis.
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>>68256883

prime machida was GOAT

seems like he lost that fire after RUA
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>>68260078
It's missing a Rampage, Chuck Liddell, Dan Henderson, or Cowboy Cerrone type fighter. A non-title fight that is guaranteed to be a war.
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>>68259803
That isn't even in the top 3 cards in the last 12 months.
>>68260078
It's because he's not threatening for a title anymore, he was clearly just put on there because none of the other fights were moving the numbers. It feels forced
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>>68260144
>that isn't even top 3 cards in the last 12 months
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>>68259824
not impressed by her performance
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>>68259803
There are literally zero good title fights on this card.
>Featherweight paper title rematch
>WMMA match
>LHW "we all know Jon is really the champion" rematch
I was expecting title fights that were unpredictable and interesting. Why they spent their good title fights on their last two cards fucking baffles me.
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>>68260144
>It feels forced
yeah that's true

also jones/dc doesnt seem like the best headliner seeing how the first one went.
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>>68260194
>bisping rockhold/faber cruz were supposed to be good fights
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>>68260194
Agreed. Lawler vs GSP would've gave it that must watch feel.
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>>68260204
its going to be good
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>mfw bork fans mad at mark hunt for stating the obvious
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>>68257871

Bisping vs Jac

Weidman vs Rockhold
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>>68254854

>one hundred and fifty five pound """""light""""" weight division at six (6) feet tall.
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>>68260325

this faggot needs to fight at WW at least. I'm sick of these idiots that compete against manlets because their body allows them to cut well

same for holloway.
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>>68260356

its crazy that holloway is 5'11. He looks so lanky. Lawler is 5'11 and looks like a manlet at 170. Thats what two divisions of weight does to you
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>>68260303
>yfw a jap pro wrassler defeated le greatest fighter of all time in unarmed combat
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>>68260144

I hope hunto doesn't pull a Mir and fuck up. Its pathetic that fighters in the UFC have actually lost to Lesnar

Good on Velasquez/Overeem for putting that fat fuck in his place
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>>68260194
>featherweight paper title rematch

Between Aldo and Edgar.....

The winner maybe getting a shot against Conor or even better a match with Holloway

>LHW "we all know Jon is really the champion"

Interim champ, yes, what does that have to do with the match itself?

>good title fights on their last two cards
Cruz-Faber which turned out to be a domination, Stipe-Werdum which ended pretty abruptly and?????

>unpredictable and interesting

In other words "I want stupid meme matches that make no sense"
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>>68260371
>using a severely limited ruleset designed by ali's team to make sure inoki couldn't actually use his real grappling skills
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>>68260401

I mean, this isn't a suprise. UFC 1 the gracie demolished everyone.

Grappling > striking if the striker has no takedown defense and the grappler has a basic enough understanding of striking to be able to spot openings
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>>68260368
holloway has shorter arms. still has smaller reach then shorter mcgreggor

i think daniel cormier is shorter and has les reach then cowboy
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>>68260468
The ruleset Ali's team made up prevented him from doing that, though
He could only attack with boxing moves or leg kicks while inoki was on the ground
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>>68260468
>>68260494
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO5bJ6J5bIY
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>>68260401
>>68260468

Speaking of that...

>Gracies made a rule that Rei Zulu could not punch in his match vs Rickson
>Rei was known as a puncher
>This """"""""""""""""victory""""""""""""""""""" is what made Rickson famous
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>>68260468
>implying inoki used grappling
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>>68260469
I'll do you one better, Cormier at HW/LHW has a shorter reach than Conor at FW.
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>>68260511
They also made Eddie Bravo wear Gi pants for his rematch with Royler at Metamoris and that was the only thing that saved him from having his knee ripped apart.
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kek wtf was up with the guy on TUF this week. boxer and he wastes all his energy holding the other guy against the cage

to his credit he got lit the fuck up in the 2nd round and recovered pretty well
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jon
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>>68258867
Real nice shirt

I could totally rock that once I start bulking again
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>We will unironically see a 45 year old Dan Henderson as UFC Middleweight Champion of the World in 2016.
what a year lads
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>>68260590
the only thing I notice about TUF this season is how much of a corny faggot Khalil is
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>>68260590
Because he was distracted by his wife.

>>68260715
Fuk u he browses /HEEM/
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>>68260724
>Because he was distracted by his wife.

yeah but it's weird to see a guy whose base style is boxing suddenly clinch to a shitty single leg the whole time
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>>68260724
>Fuk u he browses /heem/

Hello, Khalil. Post proof
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>>68260741
He was shook as hell and just tried to do whatever he though would safely net him two rounds.
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>>68260708
>implying this will happen
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>>68260724
I sat in front of him at an event in Vegas once
He does seem like the type to be somewhat internet-saavy, judging by what I could hear of his conversations
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>>68260758
i cant recall any other heems quite like this one

know of any similar ones?

reverse elbow to the temple
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>>68260774
Anderson Silva's up elbow to that bloke comes to mind as being similar but I don't have the webm
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Holy shit what the fuck
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>>68260774
didnt result in a KO.
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>>68260708
This makes me wonder what the 204 headliner will be

HW no, LHW- maybe JBJ/DC winner fights Glover/Rumble winner, but medial suspensionss could push that to 205, MW- I think they give Weidman the shot and have him fight Bisping in 205 at MSG, WW- medical suspension probably sets that back for 206 in December, LW- Possible barring RDA or Eddie big injury, FW- Possible barring Aldo-Edgar big injury, BW- I think this is a big one if Dillashaw wins and comes out unscathed to get a rematch with Dom, Flyweight- Already confirmed for not happening, Womens fights- Dependent on medical suspensions for either
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>>68260783
and cowboy's

then there is the other jackson's elbow the spinning back elbow
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>>68260811
I don't know what's going on with that event
It used to be in the OP, but I took it out because it never got announced or put on the company's website
I'm pretty sure it isn't going to happen
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>>68260812
cerrone is such a pussy
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>>68260831
Yeah I think so too, it's the first time I've heard of it
Tho hopefully they will hold one here soon
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>>68260901
does vietnam even have a MMA scene? or martial art or is it all like tai chi and other chinese stuff? Does vietnam have their own version of muay thai like laos and cambodia?
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>>68260816
yeah 204/205 is a mystery

almost time to add a new women's division, but I think they are too scared to do that for a few years. I think women's will be 105-145 some day soon, as in this generation of fighters

we have essentially 4.5 cards headliners left unmade for the year, and the year is still not half over. with 201 and 200 booked fairly well, and 202 and 203 somewhat picked. 204 a mystery, 205 is MSG, and 206 all those other left over champions who haven't fought since june/july

every champ except those slated fights already or who have already fought in june/july, have fights booked.

meaning other then stipe, and whatever mcgreggor is, all those champs will need/want fights come October. last year had 20 title fights, this year could destroy that record, even with joanna being less active due to tuf and her hand injury. hell HW could be contended 3 times in one year, easily. that hasn't happened since 1997, though 2008 had 3 title fights 2 were for interm titles
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>>68260951
I'd say all those women's divisions are plausible but that would basically be the end of Invicta which I don't think Zuffa necessarily wants. Popularity and paying all those fighters under the UFC branch also probably is still a little hurdle to get over

It's been a crazy and pretty fun year so far, I thought 2015 was something special, this is either Zuffa's swansong with the UFC or just getting started on something really big
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>>68257831
Why the corn nuts?
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>>68260755
>Reminder that Hendo was supposed to fight Jon Jones after beating post meme Shogun, memedor and whofael cavalcante.

They really want the old man to have a championship shot.
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>Fedor fighting in the states

Lol
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>>68261025
he looks like wanderlei silva
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>>68261032
He'll headline FN Dagestan
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>>68261017
>implying a 50 year old man whose last 9 is 3-6 is getting a title shot
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>>68261073
>implying bisping wont specifically ask for hendo in hopes to not have to face weidman/cockhold/jacare and lose the belt so soon
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>>68260934
No MMA scene, probably not even boxing scene, most practice general stuffs like karate and taekwondo. I think Vovinam is semi-legit tho, it's like a sandwich of bullshit martial arts and real fighting even the ground fighting
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>>68261096

>Wanting to get revenge on an elderly man

I don't think Bisping is that low
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>>68261096
>weidman injured
>cockhold just got rekt
>jacare injured

BisKING just beat Anderson too, they dont like Mousasi and always give him shits fights. Whittaker needs another fight or two. I can seem them giving it to Henderson, they have the first KO to promote it.
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>>68261137
Robert Whittaker
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>>68261137
Jacare will be fine by the time Bisping fights again
He just wasn't able to fight less than a month after his last fight
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You are now aware that middle weight has a shitty talent pool
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>>68261001
and the UFC has done this well with injuries on the main card of the last 4 straight ppvs

only issue I see is fights, they have over 500 fighters and put on around 480 fights a year. they need to approach 2014 levels of cards carefully to grow their contenders again and work the prospect pool.

agree on the invicta sentiment. but the ufc already has great fighters for these weightclasses, so it is tricky. maybe invicta would become a true farm league.

still waiting on the experimental weightclass reorganization to work it's way through the mma world. someone has to go 155-165-175 first. then there is the MW-HW gap, I'd rather they just add 1 new weight class, split LHW into a 200 lb and a 220. have a cruiserweight
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>>68261104
then what the hell do you people watch for sports
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>>68261047
dagestan, lagos, johannesburg, moscow, paris, rome, hawaii

lots of big sites needed for mma cards
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>>68261197
At least it has a bunch of guys around the same level that can beat each other, lots of older fighters though, only real prospect is Whittaker.

LHW is the worst, there like 4 - 5 fighters then the talent pool falls off a cliff and zero decent prospects.
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>>68261225
soccer like most of the world
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>>68261269
>soccer
most of the world has it wrong anon
soccer is shit
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>>68261295
>most of the world has it wrong
america summed up in one word?
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>>68261306
which word
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>>68261306
not one word, but yes
and it's worked out well for us
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>>68261225

Nba playoffs
Super Bowl
Spicy ufc cards
Ward, Fury, Alvarez, Pacquaio fights

That's it.
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>>68261244
I was almost certain Dana said there would be a Dagestan fight night then I realized during the Unstoppable presser he said "fighters from"

the goofball
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>>68261316
wrong

tricked yas all
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>>68261347
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>>68261337
Steroids are a hell of a drug
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>>68261347
fuk u goof
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>>68261108
Bisping tweeted a link about Dan Henderson, I think he wants the rematch.
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>>68261263
mirka chirkunov and krlyov still exist at LHW.

and they signed edilov
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>Dada's heart unironically exploded BEFORE Kimbo's
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>>68261374
fuark he did too
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Which of the following would make /heem/ most angry:

Brock beating Hunt
Cormier beating Jones
Woodley beating Lawler
Conor beating Nate
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>>68261400
dont think any would
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>>68261400
>Woodley beating Lawler
This one desu, the other ones i'd be OK, lots of room for memeing about them.
But Dindu laying and praying on the most exciting champ? Fuck that
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>>68259897
the reflection in the glasses where you can see his hand holding the phone brings him back down to faggot level (if the mini coffee and glasses didnt already do that)
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>>68261409
lawlers chin could be deleted any fight now though
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>>68261405
Woodley beating Lawler would
Woodley is black, smug, and he doesn't deserve a shot
/heem/ would shit themselves if he beat one of their favorite champs
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>>68261395
Cirkunov meme ends in a week

Dude's also juiced out his fucking brains, has some weird inverted gyno too
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>>68261400
Probably Conor beating Nate, Conor really triggers a lot of lads on /heem/ for whatever reason
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>>68261422
I would be ok with Thompson or Rory doing it, but I would be legit pissed if it was fucking woodley that cracked his chin
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>>68261395
Krlyov sucks, just not a good fighter and never will be.
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>>68261430
>Cirkunov meme ends in a week
of course it will, look at the killers his opponent has fought
his second most recent opponent boasts an impressive 2-4 record
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Ion-Cutelaba-101427
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>>68261448
>jon put that dick away im not in the mood
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>>68261441
Putting a cheeky fifty he knocks out Roidy Lawler aka Robbery Lawler with an overhand right
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>>68261462
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>Jon Jones fights arrogant and gets heemed

meme magic make it so
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>>68261104
so if no MMA scene how did you wind up watching MMA or UFC or whatever
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>>68261459
krylov is good fuck you
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>>68261481
gus had his chance and jbj learned from it
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>>68261488
He is 'fun' fighter but not good.
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>>68261481
I'll believe anything this year.
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>>68261501
you're wrong and stupid but thanks for commenting
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>>68261491
I can see Jones dominating but being a sadist and trying to prolong the suffering of Cormier instead of finishing. Then DC throwing a hail-mary overhand outta nowhere and putting to sleep.
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>>68261486
UFC's on cable and it's not like no one has heard it.
People do watch it
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>>68261409
the fact that someone took time to shoop this makes me feel awkward
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>>68261551
then get out you goof
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>>68261551
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>>68261551
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