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Previous thread: >>68193704

News:

>Emil Weber Meek booked for UFC FN Hamburg
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/fresh-off-palhares-victory-emil-weber-meek-booked-for-ufc-fight-night-in-hamburg

>Kimbo is kill
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/bellator-heavyweight-ratings-king-kimbo-slice-dead-at-42

>Namajunas-Kowalkiewicz added to UFC 201
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/06/rose-namajunas-meets-undefeated-karolina-kowalkiewicz-at-ufc-201-in-atlanta

Free fights:

>New York City vs St. Petersburg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7-GDOq-W-0

>Minsk vs Chorzow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gF-tWp-PjTs

>Poznan vs Mykolaev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHu2MyQHi3c
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shaub
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Nice thread, you're still cool.
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4th for Cruz.
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ITT: We schaubpost
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more Hunto webms lads??
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>>68197231
>Thinking Hunt isn't a meme
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>Verbal warfare and fight hype is one thing, but that moment following the outcome of a fight is where a man's true character shines. After our first fight I picked him up off the canvas and gave him his due respect. Bisping went out of his way to come across the cage not to shake my hand like a man but to further mock the situation. I felt it was a classless move on his part. Thus the reason I was so pissed off at the press conference. I don't believe in kicking a man while he's down.
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best boy coming through
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>Emil Weber Meek booked for UFC FN Hamburg
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>>68197264
Rockhold is not wrong tbqh, bisping seems to be an actual asshole, not just a persona to sell fights.

Dumb cockhold tho, worked himself into a shoot and dun goofed trying to humiliate and finish Bisping quick.
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>>68197264
He probably should have trained for the match
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This Mitrione situation is stupid, he was asked if he wanted to continue and he said yes. Case closed.
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Artem
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>>68197264

did rockhold even know where he was?
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rumors from bjpenn is that aldo is injured and wont fight edgar at 200
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>Joanna will never dress as sexy Grunty for you
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>>68197265
Robbed masvidal, the official fighter of heem
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>>68197302
>Hammerfisting the back of an opponent's head
Disgusting.
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>>68197270
Maybe, but he still has a god-tier chin.
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Daily reminder to carb the fuck up
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>yfw they lifted the ban on Helwani, but not Paul Daley
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>>68197326
He didn't even realize that it was Bisbongs corner that was saying that line.

Although Bisbong screamed FUCK YOU at the top of the cage.
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>>68197327
Max Holloway for the interim belt.
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>>68197355
>yfw Conor played the ufc and lost while Ariel Helwani won
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>>68197360
what are the chances of him being able to fight, considering last weekend?
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Current champions that will not hold their belts very long: Stipe, Bisping, Lawler, Conor, Meisha, Joanna and probably Cruz due to injury.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pbRNSMkDDc&feature=youtu.be&t=5204

Joe is oddly both articulate and correct in this.
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>>68197388
I'm not an expert in UFC medical staff procedure, but he really didn't take much punishment.
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>>68197338
This is exactly why MMA is not very popular. Schaub is clearly the more athletic and technically gifted fighter. He also looks the part and thus attracts a lot of fans whilst Nelson looks like a fat hillbilly and just swings his overhand right over and over before he catches someone. This is very dissatisfying to see and the UFC has to solve this problem before they want to truly become global.
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>>68197395
are you saying jon jones will be able to withstand DC's newfound dicksucking ability?
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>>68197395
>probably Cruz due to injury
I was injured long enough to figure out how to make that not happen
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>>68197414
I think Bones GOAT
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>>68197375

i don't remember conor crying for 2 hrs on a podcast about how its 2016 and his family had to escape persecution

although if he did I doubt the reddit army would mobilize unless he could prove a Jewish lineage

maybe if he came out as transgender but I think he still has some pride left after that diaz beating
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>>68197434
well memed
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>>68197434
cruz man i just want to tell you that its gonna be ok you will always have /heeem/ you might not have anyone irl but we will be there with you in spirit, i even bought a some monster cans to pay homage to you
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>>68197312
I didn't listen to the hearing, but I assume his argument must've been focused on the fact that a fighter shouldn't be asked if they can continue because there is too much at steak for them to say no.
Also, the test to see if someone can see is the doc asking how many fingers he's holding up, which someone with compromised vision might still be able to correctly answer.

Also, and this might just be the rules being written poorly, I think that when a guy gets eyepoked he gets pressured a lot more to start fighting again compared to a low blow.
After a low blow the ref gives the fighter 5 minutes to recover. After an eyepoke the fighter only has enough time for the doc to get it and verify the fighter can still see out of the eye and then gets immediately asked if he can continue.
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>>68197413
>this dude wants to see wrestlefucking
>the ufc isnt global
wut
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>>68197413
>Nelson looks like a fat hillbilly and just swings his overhand right over and over before he catches someone. This is very dissatisfying to see

the ufc is an american brand first and we love seeing a fat redneck swing haymakers, pls heem yourself lad
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>>68197439
Regardless of all that Conor still lost UFC 200 while Ariel Helwani won back his credentials.
guess we know which one is a shook one
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reminder that this scumbag spent two hours crying for sympathy yesterday, even managed to bring up the holocaust, yet somehow forgot to mention the ufc had warned him before the ban
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>>68197466
I love big john what a goat ref. Right on that shit
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>>68197439
No he cried for two weeks on social media
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>>68197460
Yeah I see where you are coming from but you can't complain when you say that you are alright to continue. Mitrione had the chance to stop the fight but chose to fight on, although the doctors should protect the fighters from themselves too.
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>>68197473
samefag from yesterday said this would blow over and ariel would be swept under the rug. Lets try this again spain
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Reminder that Ariel was in fact LITERALLY banned for exercising his 1st amendment rights and nothing else
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>>68197398
Joe is trying to save Dana's ass. I'm not surprise motherfucker, he's about to talk with the UFC because his contract with them is almost up.
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>>68197460
>After a low blow the ref gives the fighter 5 minutes to recover.

Even when this happens, there doesn't seem to be any protocol to measure the 5 minutes. its just sort the ref guessing and they always hurrying the fighter up. I would literally do nothing for 4 minutes and 55 seconds.
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>>68197473
reminder that this big nosed sneaker with suit wearing jew makes money being a fite fan and is boys with some of the best boys in the biz while you have to be a criminal to watch ufc events
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>>68197473
where's the H reference?

not pretending like it's beyond him just wondering because I didn't remember hearing it initially
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Daily reminder that Ariel was banned for the sole fact that he is Jewish. This is yet another holocaust.
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>>68197473

>even managed to bring up the holocaust

Please let this be a joke.
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>>68197510
You think he has to kiss ufc ass to keep his job? Casual
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>>68197511
its at the refs discretion up to 5 mins.its not a mandatory 5 mins
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>>68197473
>even managed to bring up the holocaust
did he really?

>>68197498
I feel like it should be the commission's job to prevent a fighter from returning to fight with his vision impaired.

>>68197511
I'm pretty sure someone ringside starts a clock, it's just that the ref will often ask the fighter if they can start again before those 5 minutes have elapsed to speed things up. If they say they need more time, they will be given up to 5 minutes, and if they're not ready by then the fight gets called a NC
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>>68197561
me on the right
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>>68197574
he talked about his upbringing and family background he didnt talk about the holocaust. He was talking about why he has the belief system he has
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>>68197562
To keep the job? No. To get more money? Yes.
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>Koscheck hurt, out of Daley fight
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>>68197502
>UFC is the government
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>>68197527
>>68197553
>>68197574
>>68197592
he mentioned his family having to move from europe for being persecuted
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>>68197592
>muh poor family had to flee their country and settle in Canada
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>>68197610
thought he was a Leb tho, he is Gad Saad's nephew
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>>68197641
He's Egyptian.
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>>68197610
Spain doesnt realize that there is a long history of persecution of jews in europe and especially spain.

I know you dont like helwani but youve been same fagging for 2 days.
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threadly reminder

>I was on Zuffa payroll while reporting on the UFC

>its 2016 guys, I mean come on

>my family had to escape persecution

>we need to stand up for this injustice (i've never (0) ((zero)) stood up for any other media outlets getting banned from the UFC for much less)

threadly reminder Ariel has an army of goys ready to defend him on social media

this has been a warning broadcast from the fitefan public service announcement

that is all
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>>68197610
>>68197633
parents from Lebanon and Egypt lets try again
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>>68197655
Spain actually did a lot to help Jews during WW2
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>>68197655

Plot twist: A jew is responsible for the most severe persecution of jews in Spain.
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>>68197705
Still doesnt make up for the Inquisition
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>>68197660
friendly reminder ariel never said they werent allowed or just in taking his credential.

>other banned journalists released illegal content they didnt own and violated journalism ethics

You didnt see anyone defend cage potato u dolt
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>>68197655
>there is a long history of persecution of jews in europe and especially spain
makes you think, doesn't it?
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>>68197722
Oy vey
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>the entire history of jewish persecution relates to an mma gossip blogger getting banned
Jewish logic ladies and gentlemen
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>>68197705
>spain (the government) helped alot of jews
Historically inaccurate
>spanish inquisition
>spanish govt sent material resources and weapons to the axis powers
"helped" the jews
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>>68197721
plot twist the spanish monarch was under the pope and recieved direct orders from the vatican and you are uneducated and bad at trolling
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>>68197784

Wew lad
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>>68197777
>trys to dispell that ariel brought up the holocaust
>brings up the holocaust
You wanna know how i know you're a jew?
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>>68197736
>spain keeps samefagging and is mad he gets cucked by jews
Hows that monarch going there spain? enjoying the no power?
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>>68197777
They relaxed their border controls to non existent for Jews and made it known across all of Europe that Jews could flee to Spain to hide. Which they did in large number and where safe
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>too much at steak
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>>68197819
somebody is a little salty. Suggestion: reading
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>DC will NEVER comfort you after a loss

how do you get up in the morning?
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>>68197831
>this butthurt merchant trying to be offensive rambling about whatever
lel
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>>68197863
fuaaaaa getting me hungry
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>>68197892
Holy shit is his balding actually that bad?
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>>68197845
also historically innacurate they were allowed to move through as long as they left no trace and didnt stay there. It was still illegal and they still were persecuted if found. Spain is by far one of the least friendly countries to islam or judaism in europe.
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>>68197863
kek
oops

that looks delicious btw
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>>68197893
says the dude who same fagged for 2 days saying helwani is done he will never be back and the jews.

Gets btfo and continues to same fag.
We have the spanish luke cuckhold here
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>>68197992
I thought Jews were safe in Spain on account of Franco never joining the axis.
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>>68198013
Franco supported the axis and sent money resources and weapons. He never joined with his own military because they were not ready for a war. Jews were allowed to pass through as long as they made no trace of being there and did not stay. If caught they could be persecuted.
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>>68198007
>We have the spanish luke cuckhold here
kekd
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>>68198049
Did they actually get shipped off to camps though? How were they persecuted?
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>>68198060
>How were they persecuted?

0. Because they where friendly to Jews and openly advertised Spain as a safe place for them. They just had to stay on the down low
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stop bullying spain
he is just an autist

>>68198060
franco was one clever motherfucker, first he joined hitler and once hitler fell down he joined the anti-commie forces
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One Hindu priest hacked to death here, how's been your week so far?
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>>68198102
Stay safe Bangbro
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>>68198060
>>68198068
Franco is on record of giving a list of spanish jews to the nazis which led to their deportation and deaths.
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>>68198102
Awful, they got my order wrong at a Chinese restaurant a few days ago
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>>68198068
stop with your historical inaccuracy please
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>>68198102
>The British protectorate of Bangladesh

Do you own any slaves?
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>>68198102
I have developed painful anal fissures. Ouch.
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>>68198121
Thanks. I'll be careful.
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>>68198007
>still butthurt
lel
>for 2 days
ariel was banned for 12 hours at most, caleb
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>>68198166
kek
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>>68198102
Im clubbing to death in honor of being hacked to death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFS4zYWxzNA
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So if Rose wins her next fight she must be close to a title fight.
Andrade then Rose
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>>68198179
Posts in thread for 2 days argues it hasnt been 2 days when the event was sunday. God damn the spanish luck cuckhold just keeps getting btfo. Trying to argue incorrect semantics lmao luke you have head trauma
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>>68198166
>No "it got physical"
Dropped
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>>68197892
>Rockhold will be bald by the end of the year

Lads I really worry that we've entered into a bizarro-realm of some kind of alternate timeline where things are hilarious rather than logical and reasonable.
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>>>/fit/37470441
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>>68198240
balding is quite common.
I know whta I'm talking about,
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Joanna gonna get exposed by Claudia. She lost the first fight and will lose the second. She HEEM'd Esparza and Penne who are both awful and barely beat Letourneau. Time for goblin meme to end and usher in a new age of fightfu meme
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>>68197892
JUST
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>>68198315
The woman should have to fight in thongs t b h. I usually support who has the nicest booty any way
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>>68198315
this
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>>68198007
I don't think you understand what samefagging is.
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Robin black and Dan Hardy on The Red King vs Womdermeme

https://youtu.be/5HhxB3i5_JU
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>>68198102

I had a bartender use too much smoke in my Rum Martinez and subsequently scuffed my shoes as a result.

Had to waste 10 minutes of my life getting my shoes shined. I swear I hope this society burns to the ground.
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>>68198166
>#riseforhelwani
cringey as fuck
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>>68198315
>barely beat Letourneau
http://www.fightmetric.com/fight-details/391d458db6dae33b
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>>68198254
>bear hands
Wow surprise surprise a schaub fan is an illiterate retard.
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>>68198377
Jones looked absolutely terrible vs OSP m8
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>>68198315
imagine fucking her doggystyle and looking at that awful tiger tattoo
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>>68198348
I dont think you realize how long its been the same spanish dude making the same argument over and over for the last 8 threads. You must be new
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>>68198420
Oh yeah man that would be such a terrible experience.

God youre a faggot.
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>>68198419
He did
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>>68198420
could be worse
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For sure lose my number bro
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This week on TFATK Schaub said he was a bad matchup for Brock. He said he is too good of a boxer and too dangerous on the ground.

Is he right?
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>>68198441
lol holy shit youre dumb. Youre the one that's new because you dont even know what samefagging is.
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>>68198453
Yes fucking McMann would be worse than fucking Claudia.

>>68198468
Brock would destroy Schaub.
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>>68198492
How could Brock beat Schaub? He doesn't have a path to victory.
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>>68198492
I just meant the tat
I'd obv fuck clawjah, she has great legs/bunda
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>>68198510
>How could Brock beat Schaub?
feigning a jab and accidentally making contact with schaubs head
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>>68198510
Easy power double, destroy scahub's babby chin with ground and pound. If schaub is still coherent, slap on that arm triangle he used on Carwin. Schaub never make sit out of the first round.
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Why does Brock say "can you see me now"?
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>>68198472
triggered and samefagging baka what a dolt you are
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>>68198543
>so new he doesnt know the wordfilters
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>>68198468
That's the reason why people hated him before he did podcasts. Cocky as fuck.
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>>68198562
so new he doesnt realize nobody cares about the world filters and uses the tom cruise meme. and wasnt even around when the old ones were here. Try again rocksalt
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>>68198542
When that event aired, there was a broadcast problem and the signal went down for like 8 seconds. When it came back, that's what Brock said.
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>>68198576
Yeah it seems like the more time from getting heemed he returns to being a cocky douche
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>>68198594
kek
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>>68198562
>he wasnt around for >he trains in a gi
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>>68198604
I think he a point tho cuz brock gets punched and then cradles every time. One schaub punch isnt that much but to brock he will be lit up off that one punch like every fight
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>there are people RIGHT NOW who haven't put money on bORK winning in the first round

>bork will not be subject to USADA testing

>bork does not have diverticulitis

>Overeem had to roid out to get the win over a sickly bork

threadly reminder this was a sick brock without "supplements"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qg2kbYBOYs


WHY DO YOU HATE MONEY?
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>>68198594
kek
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>>68198652
I am working on my pecs so i can bounce them too
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>you now remember Kimbo Slice vs Dada 5000
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>>68198685
The irony that the man who had the heart attack during/after the fight lived longer then the man he got beat by
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>>68198165
You should go to Japan, they're into that kind of thing.
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>>68198652
>>bork will not be subject to USADA testing

Says who?
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>>68198743
Imagine USADA showing up to Brock's farm in the middle of the night, takes some balls to do that.
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>>68198771
Are you 14 years old?
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>It’s time for punch face, a game I have been playing for many years
How many years does it take to get good at punch face?
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>>68198786
Why don't you have a seat right over there?
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>>68198743

The comprehensive anti-doping scheme spells out terms which, at first glance, make it seem difficult for Lesnar to be able to return by July 9 as Section 5.7.1 of the policy requires athletes who “ceased to have a contractual relationship with UFC, may not resume competing in UFC Bouts until he/she….has made him/herself available for Testing for a period of four months before returning to competition.”

USADA has not conducted any anti-doping testing of Lesnar in 2016.

>http://www.usada.org/testing/results/athlete-test-history/


As previously discussed, USADA’s custom tailored UFC policy gives the promotion the trump card in exempting athletes from this 4 month window “in exceptional circumstances or where the strict application of that rule would be manifestly unfair to the Athlete”.

The policy does not define what “exceptional circumstances” are but it appears that Brock Lesnar, UFC 200 and short notice may meet this test in the UFC’s eyes.
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Leave Mark Hunt to me
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>>68198468
>Schaub unironically believes his own meme

kek
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>>68198867

Daily reminder that a physique better than Big Country is physically impossible without doping.

Really makes you think.
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>>68198833
he would still have to submit 2 samples one pre and post fight regardless. He is being tested or he cant fight nsac wont sanction it
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>listening to The Fighter and the Kid
>Callen and Schaub literally talking about wanting to watch Muhammad Ali fuck their wives
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>>68197924
>brock's fucking arms
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how do I achieve brock lesnar mode lads
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>>68198916
Cut yourself off from the outside world and trane all day every day. Do a bit of farm work too.

Soon people will ask you for your opinion on X and you'll reply "I don't even know who that is"
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>>68198899
This. People forget that the state athletic commision testing never went away just cause USADA came into the picture. USADA testing is IN ADDITION TO the existing NSAC testing.
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Will GSP come back this year?
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>>68198899

You realize that the steroids leave your system, right? It is why they must subject to testing 4 months prior, so that they don't roid out and clean up a few weeks before the fight.
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Why are Brits so good at striking?
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>>68198916
you can't. he's once in human history. a mythical creature if you will.
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Was Kimbo the hardest hitter ever in UFC history?
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brock is a genius. hes probably been training on the gas like a madman. waiting a month to announce you are going to be fighting is brilliant. now hes just doing media and staying clean. hunt is fucked
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>>68198896
>american "athletes"
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Why does Brock live on a farm in Canada and not the US?
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>>68198991
I know this is bait but Sean Strickland easily outstruck Tom Breese. Kek
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>>68197413

In the TUF house, Schaub was one of the only guys who knew of and respected Nelson.

Everyone sees a fat mess, but his abilities were so far ahead of everyone else it was laughable, Schaub actually winning that fight would have been an upset.
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>>68199171
Schaub winning any fight is an upset
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my gf just dumped me in a shameful fashion and I feel like heeming someone to oblivion / getting heem'd.
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>>68199082
>the uk
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>>68198315
absolutely disgusting.
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>>68199202

Aren't you squats outnumbered by women? so like, go take your pick and stop whining.

putin would be ashamed
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so how much are they paying our boy hunto to not murder the natty god?
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You now remember that kimbo had evolved after beating ken shamrock
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>>68199235
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>>68199249
i hope hunt gets permanently hurt, i couldn't possibly hate a person more than i hate hunt
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>>68199249
>inb4 hunto doesnt take the fall in the 2nd, simultaneously getting himself banned and Ariel again for reporting it 2 hours before it happened
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>>68199236
yeah theres probably millions of single 80 yo grannies and hes here in 4chan complaining
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>>68199279
Nobody hates Hunt or has even the slightest reason to. Never come here again.
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>>68199359
It's Rockhold mate, Hunt probably had a laugh with him a decade ago and he's still holding a grudge
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can someone heem me please?
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>>68199393
Man up Russia
Stop being a little pussy
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>>68199402
permaheem me
my life is a huge joke
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>>68198792
you need Samoan genetics I'm afraid. But you can always get good at man hump, it's still better than touch butt.
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>>68199424
if I permaheem you wont be able to watch UFC 200

just suck it up
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>>68199424
What a faggot
This self pity act isn't going to get you anywhere, get up and do something.

Imagine your life was a movie. What would the hero of that movie do right now? Go do that!
We define ourselves far too often by our past failures. We look at our past, and we say "well that's me". That is NOT you. You are this person. Right now. You're the person who's learned from those failures and you can choose to BE the hero of your movie right now. Build momentum, build confidence from each good decision you make from here on out and be a star.
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>>68199424
n-no t-touch
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>>68199402
>britposters
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>>68199515
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>>68199515

that's it, I'm better than this, later guys
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>>68198990
Im sorry we have doctor oz here
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>>68199515
>What would the hero of that movie do right now?
I think you'd be surprised to know the response of a lot of people here to that question.
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brock is 100% natty and anyone who says otherwise isn't getting tickets to WrestleMania(TM)
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>>68199515
It sounds like the worst self-help book you've ever read. Conceive, believe, achieve.
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>>68199424
just be yourself
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>>68199515
welp thanks I guess lad.
I feel better now.
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>>68199653
hes never been caught and probably never will, hes objectively as natty as it gets
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JON JONES GET THAT DICK OUT BOY IM SUCKIN
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THE INNERME IS THE ENEMY
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what will the order of fights in ufc 200 be? i cant imagine brock not being the main event but there are championships on the line
>>68199424
cheer up igor
>>68199793
needs a pic with cormier's luscious lips
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>>68199793
>>68199876
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>>68199876
Brock is co main
JBJ/DC is main

Don't know the rest, they showed the card at 199 though
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>>68199866
the inner me the inner me the enemy
THE INNER
ME
THE INNER ME
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>>68199876
Brock is the comain. He's literally a higher priority than a championship fight. I think having him be the PPV opener would've been the best out of a combat sports perspektive.
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>>68199914
He's the kind of fighter that really makes you think.
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>>68199914
>>68199940
*was. That's because he's dead. Relegated to the past tense. Sent from an is to a was before he'd had his breakfast.
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>>68197395
>lawler
I think woodley is dangerous but it looks right now that given he's not getting KOed bcause blood orc priv... ufc won't let him lose a decision.
>mcnugget
He will probably never go back to FW and therefore lose that belt. HOWEVER he will take another belt at some point. I mean come on... RDA is shorter and shit... If RDA won't let conor get his belt then he'll lose to someone else.
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Still pretty bummed about Kimbo :(
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>>68199972
>RDA is shorter and shit
wew lad
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>>68199972
>I think woodley is dangerous but it looks right now that given he's not getting KOed bcause blood orc priv...

Same was said about just every other guy that got KOd. Lawler did get hurt badly by Rory and the NBK, it's only a matter of time until he gets finished. Not sure if Woodley is the guy to do it, but it's not that unlikely, Woodley does pack some power and Lawler has never been hard to hit. I'm still picking Lawler though.
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>>68199914
>>68199866
Drop the souce will ya?
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>>68200013
Believe me I want the BBC to win, but Idk man, lawler is an orc.

>>68199985
RDA may be a southpaw but conor has shorter ppl who are south paw experience. Conor loves being the taller guy and performs well against the RDA type of fighter. Only thing I see is that RDA is really good at humping people for 5 rounds. RDA is not that good in general... neither is mcnugget but hey.. we all hate brajil here right? I mean c-c-cmon.
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>>68200055
https://youtu.be/Kyn0RE2HQUA
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Fights that are never going to happen even though they are almost reasonable:

RDA v Lawler
Conor v RDA
DJ v Cruz
Conor v Cruz
Fedor v Lesnar
GSP v Lawler
Ronda v Cyborg
Jones in HW
DC in HW
Yoel Romero v weidman
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>>68200055
http://m.de.ufc.com/media/show-ufc-tuf-1003

it's somewhere in there, and here's a short clip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kyn0RE2HQUA

RIP Kimbo though, his death legitimately made me sad, he was a good guy after all.

>>68200087
Lawer definitely is a fucking orc, but let's be real. You can argue that he lost against Condit, Hendricks twice, and was losing against Rory. I really like him as a champ and he's in my top 5 WWs (there's only 4 in there desu), but he's also the most unreliable champ atm (this only includes those who defended their title at least once.
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>>68198315
>Claudia's fame will begin to melt, when in July she fails to take my belt!
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>>68200134
What did he mean by this?
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>>68200146
DJ vs Cruz might happen.
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Who do you got? Thompson or MacDonald?
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>>68200175
wonderpedo
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>>68197610
Not Europe fuckface, iraq
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>>68200175
wondermeme gonna shock the world
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Will the jew ever leak again or is he 2 spooped in case uncle Dana takes away his pass?
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>>68200146
>RDA v Lawler
>Conor v RDA
>DJ v Cruz
>Conor v Cruz
>Fedor v Lesnar
>GSP v Lawler
>Ronda v Cyborg
>Jones in HW
>DC in HW
>Yoel Romero v weidman

DJ Cruz is a mismatch, the size difference is ridiculous and nobody is touching Cruz at 135 pounds

Ronda will get heem'd and she knows it which is why she only wants to fight Miesha

Conor vs Cruz, erm... no one wants to see that

Romero is a cheating gay faggot that I hope dies.
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>>68200216
unironically he will make bellator great

cap this post
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>>68197439
>its 2016 and his family had to escape persecution
Shocking that a jew would bring that up to get symphathy
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>>68200172
Mighty Mouse clearly implied it will never happen in his Q&A last week.
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>>68200216
next time he'll get a lifetime ban from the UFC period fuck that pass

"the goof isn't allowed on the premises"
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>>68200175
Rory I think. But it's a great (=close) matchup, so who knows.
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>>68200216

now he smells blood, he'll leak shit and ask them to ban him so his cult followers would blow themself up in Vegas
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>>68200242
>implying enough money can't change a man's mind.
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>>68200242
He did? I thought his stance was basically "it might happen after I break the record for most title defenses."
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