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Bisping is champ
Kimbo is dead
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First for Brazil regaining all their lost titles
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>>68193717
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First for Argentina eclipsing Brazil as the premiere fighting nation of South America
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god could this guy be any more of an insufferable prick? i hope conor gets heemed so bad that kavanagh gets second hand CTE
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>>68193723
Notable argentinian fighters:

Uriah Hall
Rumble Johnson
Kimbo Slice (RIP)
Aljamain Sterling
Derrick Lewis

Some top-tier argentinian talent tbqh
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>>68193717
>Brazil Post-USADA
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>>68193724
i already told you that you're a faggot, why would you post it again

get a dog bro
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reminder
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>>68193724
I've never heard McGregor say anything bad about Kimbo...what's Kavanagh's problem?
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I have decided to retire young.
Thanks for the cheese.
Catch ya's later.
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>wake up to news of ariel being allowed back in

fuck this gay earth
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Robin Black has always been cringy, but these interviews posted in the last thread are quite good.
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>>68193724
fucking Canada, stop posting this. no one believes it.
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>>68193704
does not suit skin-head, needs to go back to viking mode
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>>68193724
What a cunt, Kimbo was just a boy doing the best he could
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>>68193763
His best haircut was the one vs Holloway. Undercut was good but having to braid it while fighting looks shit.
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fuck why couldn't it have been mark hunt
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>>68193757
there are no real men left, only faggots
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>>68193724
You're a silly leaf.
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>>68193724
fake
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>>68193719

>>68193785
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>CTE

When will this meme end?
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>>68193801
When the human brain evolves to withstand shock.
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>i care about rankings
>>i care about POUND FOR POUND rankings
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>>68193817
whom are you quoting?
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Rank the division, from best to worst.

1. Middle
2. Welter
3. Light Heavy
4. Women's Bantam
5. Light
6. Bantam
7. Women's Straw
8. Heavy
9. Fly

Prove me wrong
Pro tip: [spoiler] You cant.
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>current year
>using quotes

what's it like living in the stone age?
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>>68193724
Keep going man, add that he said he hates niggers and jews, and just post it on reddit, sjw's will go out of their minds.
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>>68193829
>middleweight at no. 1
top kek
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>>68193800
I answered in the other thread but now im retireing as champ and vacating the belt
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>>68193829
see
>>68193838

how is mw #1? its not even top 5
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Where's the main goof been recently?
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>>68193829
Welterweight
Lightweight
Featherweight
Flyweight
Light Heavyweight
Bantamweight
Middleweight
Heavyweight

>implying I give even half a fuck about WMMA

flyweight that low also basically reveals you as a casual, it's stacked as fuck and the only reason people think otherwise is because MM is so dominant
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>>68193859
>implying I give even half a fuck about WMMA

CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
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>>68193850
>>68193859
>Not respecting The Natty GOAT, Michael "The King" Bisping.
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>tfw DADA 5000 was so out of shape even Kimbo died
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>>68193846
whatever you say to make you feel better, 189er friend.
Cruz went out as the dominant champion and came back as the dominant champion.
Robbie on the other hand hasn't looked dominant at all.
Only someone very dense could actually make the case for a person with 10 losses and 2 very disputable wins out of 3 as champion to be ranked above a champion who has never lost or been in trouble in his respective division.
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>>68193867
I love Bisping but middleweight is a meh division at the moment

No exciting talent coming up, all the top guys are old and the belt is becoming musical chairs just like heavyweight is right now

I can't really get excited over it
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>>68193867
he'd be one of my favourite fighters but that doesn't make mw good
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>>68193829
Ranking in order of what I enjoy watching the most, as "best to worst" is always going to be based on opinion.
1. LW
2. WW
3. FW
4. LHW
5. HW
6. BW
7. MW
8. WBW
9. WSW
10. FLW
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>>68193859
mm got owned by cruz and yet you think he or his division is better than cruz's...
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>>68193879
If you really wanted to argue you would post in the other thread, you just want to save face
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>>68193850
>>68193882
>Weidman, Rockhold, Bisping, Jacare
Name a division with more championship contenders.
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>>68193877
>ywn witness Kimbo vs Dada 2 in a loser leaves heaven grudge match
sad
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>>68193886
what i enjoy order is just the weight class order from heavy down desu.
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>>68193887
Mighty Mouse was only training part-time back then

Moreover, Cruz is SIGNIFICANTLY bigger, Mighty Mouse walks around at 141, 138 when in-shape during fight camp

It was also a long time back and MM has fought several times and improved a lot since then

Basically, it's irrelevant
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who ya got?
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>>68193906
The one who doesn't look like she should be teaching 5th grade math.
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>>68193918
lol
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Will Kimbo getting punched in the heart by the MMA gods make 200 as epic as 199 was?

Who should be sacrificed for 201 and 202?
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>>68193906
My girl Thug Rose.
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>>68193893
If you're going to name people that have literally only just been beat/lost the title, let alone being KO'd, then sure.
>Rory, Wonderboy, Maia, Woodley, Condit
Throw hendricks in there too, considering how close his fights with Lawler were.
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>>68193888
You're not even making sense anymore, I answered there and quoted the response here in my 1st post, then for some reason you decided to answer in a dead thread and post here too lmao.
idgi why can't you just go to r/mma/ with your peers instead of acting stupid here.
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>>68193829
>middle

Yes the division where michael bisping not only unironically fought for a title but also knocked out the champion in 2 minutes
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>>68193918
topkek
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>>68193893
featherweight and lhw

and the reason their is 4 in mw is because of bisping is champ
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>>68193906
Rose will smoke her..
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>>68193852
He's been undercover since the mods heemed him
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>>68193933
Because im retitred and done, you bring up the same things and completely ignore what I say because you can't accept that you're not always correct so im tired of arguing, I have shit to do
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lol kimbo was shot
>the city of florida
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>>68193931
I'll give you welterweight. That's why I put it second. But you have to respect MW. The top of MW is better than almost any other division.
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>>68193757
In a way, I hope Dana and Lorenzo get Ariel killed and then get away with it.

It would take the sport away from being WWE for adults, back to being Mafia-sanctioned bloodsport
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>>68193962
Bellator is WWE for adults. That Tito Ortiz + Guy with Mask shit was TNA-level stupid.
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/heem/, I...
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>>68193957
>the top of MW is better than almost any other division

m8, MW is where people go when they can't hang at LHW.

FW, LW, and WW are the most stacked divisions in the UFC, if that's where you're going with this.

MW is utter shite.
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>>68193953
as i said, whatever you say to make you feel better kid.
Keep thinking someone who hasn't been dominant at all should be ranked above someone who has been dominant since the division was created just because WW is better than BW, that's not dumb at all.
You still haven't actually said why we should consider Robbie that good,you've been trying to diminish Cruz and the BW division of course but hasn't given positive points about your boy, I wonder if its because he lost so many times and most of his wins as a champion are highly disputable.
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discussing the strength of divisions is pointless. you could say mw is strong because it has 4 guys who all have legit claims to the title, but say you take out jon jones from LHW and you could probably say the same. so is mw the best because it has 4 contenders, or is it the worst because theres no dominant fighter making the rest look bad? multiple contenders just means everyones good or everyones shit and you cant tell which
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>>68193974
love you ausbro
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>>68193978
FW is where people go when they can't hang at LW

LW is where people go when they can't hang at WW

WW is where people go when they can't hang at WW

HW is the GOAT division
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>>68193992
love you too~
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>>68193980
You just won't stop, alright for the last time, Lawler had more relevant wins against people in a tougher division, one clear two unclear, Cruz has two relevant wins, one clear and one unclear, I don't think an unclear win should move either down, but that the clear win of Rory is better than a clear win over Faber, now im literally closing the tab so there is really no use to respond unless you need to defend your online honor
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what easy fight are they going to give the bleached chimp
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>>68194008
this is actually true though. only ones manly enough to not cut weight. the worst guy at HW would heem the GOAT welterweight
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>>68193978
Feather & Welter are good, but I disagree about Middle being LHW's dumpster. Silva was/is considered the GOAT and he's Middle. In his prime, if he could bulk up, he could've taken on LHW foes.
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>>68193987
It comes down to who's beat who. MW at the moment is in a similar situation to where the HW division has been for some time, where it's getting into a pattern of everyone beating each other, or beating those who have beat those who have beat them.
Basically, everyone is on the same meh level and there's no more chael, no more goat silva, and no more TRT vitor to make the division worth watching.

An example would be FW, where, at the top of the division, you have guys who have cleared out the division, and have truly impressive records, and it purely comes down to gameplan and preparation when fighting each other, and even then it can go either way.

MW can just go either way every time, because right now, they're all meh.
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>>68194018
>the heaviest guy, with more muscle mass and a larger frame is going to KO smaller fighter.

Of course, you bloody dipshit.
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>>68194046
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>>68194018
The cunts that could probably cut to LHW but choose to fight HW are the staunchest men of all. eg Fedor or Saki in kickboxing.
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>>68194015
>a swede gets cucked so bad he jumps ship
just like my pubs
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>>68194069
jeff monson was a literal manlet at HW. wasnt bad either
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>>68194015
any boxing tips?
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reminder that conor was going to try and make a run for the WW title
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>>68194105
they never learn
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>>68194105
lol somebody add Luke Rochold to this so i can feel even more smug
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>>68193882
Jycken is coming favä
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>>68194105
speed beats power
mewvement beats height
yeh
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Which 3 fighters do you want to see lose the most?
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>>68194105
>conor wants to fight in the same weight class as robbie lawler, rory macdonald, and stephen thompson

it's like he has a domination fetish
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>>68194180
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For how good UFC 200 is on paper, I'm a bit disappointed at the lack of betting value.

Same with Fight Night 89.
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>>68194173
1. DC
2. Lawler
3. Rockhold (again)
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>>68193906
I can get behind a Estonian Nigger wannabe
so its Kowalkizyzwiczxnschiz for me
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>>68194173
anyone who says jbj is a faggot
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>>68194208
>that tatted up midget with the camera
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>>68194209
>Place singles
>Place accu
>Place second accu with DC winning main event
easy peasy m8
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>>68194173
McGregor, again
Rousey, again
Rockhold, again
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>>68194173
mark hunt
paige vanzant
daniel cormier
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>>68194173
jon jones
bones
jbj
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>>68194227
You can't seriously think DC is going to beat Jones?

You think he can sub/ko him? Jones will win by decision 100%
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>>68194063
Give me a shot at that dick Jon Jones!!
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>>68193744

pikey retard got his due
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>>68193859

>doesn't care about wmma
>but flyweight is relevant
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>>68194258
I don't think DC is gonna win, but i'm not ruling it out after bones' layoff
a backup accu is always safe
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>>68194018
yeah but Heavyweights are rare, so 3 Welterweights could easily topple a Heavyweight
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>>68194173
jones
el cucky
joanna
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>>68194173
1.Jon Jones
2. Ronda Rousey
3. Brendan Schaub
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>>68194227
What singles do you even see value in?

there's none on the card
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>>68194292
manlet haters not welcome.
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AHH CHANDLER HELP
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>>68194105

It's funny because I always beleived Connor would win matches against the manlets he fought but I definitely didn't think he would be any good going to 170

I don't know why people thought otherwise, couldn't even beat Diaz who no one rates...
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>>68194310
I guess it depends on what you're betting on and how much.
I got miller, lauzon, northcutt, dillashaw, hendricks, zingano, tate and jones, £10 each, if they all win, I'll be looking at £130
But the accu is where it's at, £30 accu gets me £460, with DC it gets me £1000+

Left out the fights that I'm not too sure on, but you can add those too if you like for better odds
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>helwani crying
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>>68194309
>Hating on Schaub and his qt3.14 gf
>>>/out/
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>>68194369
So just to put it in perspective, I've put £140 in and will make most of that back with the singles, keeping in mind cash out is always on with the high accu
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>>68194369
>>68194393

buddy that is fucking god awful value holy shit

like really really bad

£80 bet with a return of £130 and you have to hit all eight fighters? that is fucking terrible lol
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>>68194369
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>>68194372
>helwani admitting to being a paid shill
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>>68193906

Kowalkiewicz is so not ready to get meme'd on by Rose.

Rose by mémé in round 2
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>>68193801
>Brain damage is a meme
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>>68193906

Why does Kowalkiewicz look so old and haggard in half her pics, and like an absolute young qtp2t in the other half
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>>68193906
Rose if the depression doesn't break her before.
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>>68194441
he got paid by fox, the checks just went through ufc m8
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>>68194493
who cares stop trying to ban everything
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>>68194369

So let me get this straight...

you have two £30 parlay bets
and eight £10 single bets
and if ONE of those eight fighters lose, you lose money
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>>68194506
>helwani using the holocaust card
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>>68194441
>b-b-but I'm just a small ethical mma journalist
>I-I simply wanted to tell the truth
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>Kimbo dead at 42 because steroids
>Rogan is already 48

No way Rogan makes it to UFC 250, let alone 300
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>>68194126


Does anyone like Rockhold?

I'm genuinely confused about this because most Americans seem genuinely happy that Bisping wiped the floor with him, and I seem to remember Rockhold getting boo'd pretty hard on the night even though it was in California? They were cheering for Bisbong.

You're welcome to share our boy, merica
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>>68194561
i feel like you didn't watch the fight because they chanted
U
S
A

U
S
A

until he got kod
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>>68194551
>helwani using the >current year meme
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>>68193704
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>>68194173
None of them, you weirdo.
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>>68194551
those tears are still only a quarter of the way down his nose
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>>68194173

McGregor
Rousey
Jones
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>>68194561
Rockhold is a cunt, even we American /sp/artans recognize it. BisKing may be cocky, but he's lovable too. He has legit been my boy for years.
I would love to share the Natty GOAT with you, Britannia.
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>>68193852
You're welcome, /heem/
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>>68194591
>that wealthy decadence
I feel sorry for the shop lady just trying to do her job.
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>>68194591

Dee is such a cuck, she should leave Connor, fuck Artem and drink cheap wine
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>>68194638
maybe she should have tried harder in school
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>>68194299
>el cucky

>yfw Tony Ferguson will beat Chiesa, Khabib, RDA, and Conor in that order.
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>>68194644
conor is worse than a cuck, he spends money on a woman who doesn't raise his kids and doesn't work
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>>68194644
this

conor was getting mad pu55y in iceland
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>>68194651
>They just need to try harder
>You wish you worked as hard as my grandfather did
You're a republican, aren't you.
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https://www.fb.com/video.php?v=1162885120423183
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>>68194441
>>68194549
>>68194583
>it g-got physical
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>>68194583
Well he`s a jew, so thats not really a surprise
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>>68194651
>she works in a shop
>therefore she doesn't deserve to be treated with common human decency
Edgy.
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>>68193724
ugh your all just begrudgers conner wil lcome back bigger and better this time he will win easiliy no flukey chokes by nake nate barely even win he didnt even win the proper fight it was only a short notice exhibition just like a spar there was no winner or loser this fight will be the real deal though and conner will destroy nate this time then on to floyd mayweather for another easy win he will become the biggest fighter in the whole plannet and make more money than everyone else put together he could easily start his own promotion and make more monet than all the other ufc and bellertor fuck you all fuck the haters conner will win easily this time
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>>68194679
>>68194706
it was a prank
dee should have a job
conor is literally a cuck for taking care of her
i don't care if she waitresses or is a cashier
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>>68194706
this
Thank you, Kangaroo Jack.

>>68194718
stop drinking and posting, Mickey. Time to go to bed.
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>>68194561
I don't like Rockhold, but I remember an Irish flag telling me that Conor could be the Middleweight champion if he wanted, and he honestly believed Conor could beat Luke Rockhold
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>>68194682
I can't wait for Hunto to BTFO of Bork and then I'm going to spam the webms of him getting heemd for months
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>>68194173
i'm not such a cuck i want fighters to lose. i just want fighters i like more to win over fighters i like less.

so basically

>Ronda (choked by Tate)
>Cyborg (memekicked by Holly)
>either Aldo, Edger or Conor (UD by Holloway)
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>>68194173
mcmemer
rda (just to rub it in the huehue's faces)
luke cuckold
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>>68194706

>Shit Shoveler Jimmy is pissed he's expected to clean one of those holes in a rock festival where everybody shits in
>he signed up only for cleaning high class self cleaning japanese toilets
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>>68194644
>she should leave Connor, fuck Artem and drink cheap wine
Luckily Conor never married her, so she has nothing to gain by leaving him, so she better sit cant ass down, swallow the shame and smile for the camara if she wants to keep up her lifestyle
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>>68194755
No one asked for your opinion, slav.
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Fair play to Rockhold for turning up at the presser, Ronda wasn't capable of eating those lemons.
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>>68194644
>>68194673
>>68194675
>>68194760

connor's gay you idiots, she's his best friend, like literally, super bff's they fucking love each other to the extent that he basically funds her life now and she covers up the fact that he's a cocoa shunter
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>>68194788
he was so fucking salty though.
He was the great wall of salt.
But I will give it to him that he actually showed up.
He's still a cunt.
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>>68194788
>he's comparing a man to a women mentally
hahahaha
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>>68194173
Jones.

Honda - check!
McGoober - check!
Cockhold - check!

Only Jones left.
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>>68194682
hyped af lads 2bh

hunto gonna get the walkaway ko
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>>68194824
>to a women mentally
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>>68194827
>McGoober - check!
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>>68194856
change it to woman lad, too difficult for ya?
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>>68194824
>>68194856
Women are fucking crazy. Those bitches can hold grudges for years and you wouldn't know it until your dick has been cut off and thrown out a window.
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>>68194679
>You're a republican, aren't you.

i'm an agent of chaos
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You guys heard Rogan's take on this whole Ariel/UFC situation??
Pretty interesting, apparently they warned him first and then he leaked the Bork news

https://youtu.be/2pbRNSMkDDc?t=5219

Open in new tab to get the timestamp, [Embed] won't do it
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>>68194871

Apology accepted.
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>>68194875
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>>68194638
my boy may be a bit cocky but he has good manners. i guarantee he gave her a fat tip.
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DANA WHITE LIED RIGHT TO OUR FACES.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffKKmTgsfV8

NO FUCKING SHAME. CANT WAIT FOR THIS ROIDED UP BALD MONKEY TO LEAVE THE UFC
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>>68194896
He's a cunt who's too cocky to realize that he needs to stay in featherweight where he belongs.
At 202, he'll learn that he can only beat up midgets and slightly bigger manlets.
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>>68194907
>I'm going to announce Brock Lesnar's return in a youtube interview
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>>68194882
Joe actually makes sense, Ariel could have sat on the information like he said he did before.
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>>68193829

Welterweight
Light heavyweight
Middleweight
Lightweight
Featherweight
>Power gap
Women's Bantamweight
Bantamweight
>Power fissure
The Claudia and Joanna show
The Mighty Mouse Show
>Power Ocean
Heavyweight
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>>68194579

Watch the intros, Bisping gets a good cheer on his way in, but as soon as his music fades and the lights dim for Luke, people start booing, a lot.
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>>68194907
>caring that dana kept the deal secret until it was done

goof
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>>68194173

Ronda
Aldo
Cruz
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>>68194173

Mighty Mouse, but I want to see him outclassed
Stipe, get him out of here ASAP
Conor McGregor @ 202
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>>68194824
ronda has a manly personality that switches back to women when convenient
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>yfw you will never see a Kimbo vs Bork Laser super fight
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>>68194885

Women's straw weight is shit if she's #4
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Is Bisping the greatest champion who ever lived?

Reminder that he has never lost the belt
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>>68194173
>Cruz
>Jones
>Rousey
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>>68194958
>Watch the intros, GOATsping gets a good cheer on his way in, but as soon as his music fades and the lights dim for Luke, people start booing, a lot.

FTFY
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>>68194988
what's the cause of death? he was fairly young. hope it's not drugs.
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>>68195009
heart attack caused by long time steroid use
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>>68194996
>defeats the GOAT
>walks off a movie set to win the belt
>natty

without a doubt
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>>68194996

Keep in mind he beat southpaw Silva without a right eye

Ko'd Rockhold on 3 weeks notice
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>>68194996
>undefeated in rematches
>undefeated in title fights

natty goat
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>>68195008

I dunno about Goatsping m8, doesn't have a good ring to it.

I prefer Bisboy, Basedbing, or BisKing
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>>68195019
is that a guess or actually confirmed? would be my guess as well.
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>>68194790
>connor's gay you idiots
Well that would explain this
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>>68195035
BisKing sounds nice.
Michael "The King" Bisping aka BisKing.
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lads, how many times have you rewatched Bisping winning the title? I think I'm on about 5 now.
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He was the ultimate trash compactor.

>Beat up random cans on the street
>Beat up random cans in ufc
>Beat up cans in boxing

I don't care how bad he was at mma, he will always be my boy
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Wew lads, real MMA experts on Youtube
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>>68195060
The WebM I've watched countless times, the fight itself twice I think.
Once live, the other with Bisping's corner audio and I saw the KO again with Luke's corner audio

>FUCK
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Why are there so many wonky knockouts in mma? Because they're all jack of all trades master of none?
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>>68195059

They actually called him "Bisking" when they reported on it on bbc radio 1 yesterday. Not bants though, they're just retards.

He should definitely drop "The Count", that's shitty.
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>>68195058
And this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sIwMeLBALY
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>>68195066
>Bork explodes on Mark Hunt and bull rushes him with no set up except maybe a right straight
>this somehow doesn't cause him to drop his chin onto Mark's trademark uppercut counter when he shoots
>wrasslin casuals
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>>68195060
about 5

i think the most times ive ever seen someone get btfo was mcgregor vs diaz. every time the webm gets posted i watch it and its posted like most threads. probably seen it 100s of times
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>>68195060
9, bro. I got that shit on repeat right now.

>>68195086
I agree. He's evolved from a Count to a King.
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>>68195085
more ways to lose than in boxing as well as smaller gloves cause more heems. For example, if Bisping was wearing boxing gloves he might have not dropped Luke with the left and even if he dropped him it would count as a knockdown and Luke would have time to compose himself.
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>>68195060

7 or 8

Never found myself fanboying so hard. I can finally let my boying of Bisping become public and not have to worry about being bullied by americans

I feel like an Ireland flag talking about Connie

I might go on facebook and start commenting things on MMA articles like "lol bisping wud beat this bum easy"
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>>68195128
>start commenting things on MMA articles like "lol bisping wud beat this bum easy"
kek
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i like to rewatch the fight from Bisping's entrance to him hugging his family, very emotional desu.
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I get the feeling Brock Lesnar doesn't give a shit about MMA and is going to get punched once and turtle against Mark Hunt. Is this a safe bet?
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>>68194977
>Mighty Mouse, but I want to see him outclassed
i checked the law of physics, it's impossible.
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>>68194996
Bisking is natty GOAT and anyone who says otherwise is a Silva meme fag
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Don't come in overconfident pal, I'll wipe that smug look off your face believe you me
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>>68195145
Considering bisping is a champion id say anything is possible
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Have you ever listened to a female fighter's interview and realized that American women have the worst accents?
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>>68195161

Ah just knocked you out boodeh
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>>68195161
a-achieve b-believe
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>>68195041
just a guess m8

>>68195060
20+ by now
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>>68195169
i like it desu. not as good as french or russian girls but its ok

hate english women accents. but the male accent is pretty goat so its an ok trade
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>>68194682
sick tage
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>>68194537
Yeah, that's how betting works.
I win most events, bisbing fucked me over on the accu this weekend but I had £50 on dom to win via decision, so all in all I still made decent money.
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http://www.forbes.com/sites/anthonydimoro/2016/06/06/wwe-to-planning-to-leverage-ufclesnar-deal-to-land-ronda-rousey-match-at-wrestlemania-33
>WWE is hoping that by allowing Lesnar to compete at UFC 200 (and perhaps beyond) it will open the doors for some things in return from UFC.
>WWE is hopeful that they will be allowed to use Ronda Rousey at ‘WrestleMania 33′ in Orlando, Florida. While her in-ring segment at ‘WrestleMania 31′ with ‘The Rock’, Stephanie McMahon and Triple H was a memorable moment, WWE is hoping they can secure Rousey for an actual match at their biggest event of the year.

WWUFC
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>>68195180
some english accents on women are sexy

some male accents, like guys who do documentaries are GOAT, others sound absolutely faggy
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>>68195189
This is hardly a surprise
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>>68194907
he actually never outright denied Brock would be at 200
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>>68195112
>>68195112

please lads
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>>68195180

I once had a swe gf with a super qt accent.

After we broke up, I couldnt even get it up for english girls because their voices and accents turn me off so much, the dirty talking, ugh.
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>>68195164
Rockhold is pretty inconsistent and known for letting his ego get the better of him in fights he thinks are easy.

Same thing happened in Vitor fight.

Rockhold is a better fighter than Bisping on every level.

Bisping is a Cinderella story and he will lose the belt to either Chris Weidman or Rockhold in a rematch.

Would be great if Dan Henderson got one last shot at the title though and we can see another star spangled H-bomb
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>>68195211

What r u doing mate
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>>68195180
>hate english women accents
I rebell.... i agree
On a side note, why is everyone in the starwars universe a fucking bong now?
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is anyone still watching Kingdom? I originally didn't want to continue since I thought season 2 was really weak, but I'm just bored enough to keep watching.
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does anyone find this voice appealing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mLQ5oZqAUY
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>>68195189
http://www.ufcstore.com/UFC199/Michael_Bisping_UFC_Fathead

Daily reminder to buy your officially licensed Michael Bisping Fat Head before stock runs out
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>>68195232
>Mute
>Play
>Masturbate
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>>68195180
american girls have the goat dirty talk accents though, nothin sounds as slutty

for men though, british is goat
I'd listen the fuck out of britbro's audiobooks
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>>68195189
Why not a McGregor and Sheamus tag team match against the Undertaker and Nate Diaz?
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>>68193744
>>68193753
I almost forgot how brutal the last couple minutes of this fight were. Gotta hope the rematch goes the same way.
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>>68195189
Paige will no doubt be at summerslam.
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>>68195232
that voice is the reason her bro is gay
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>>68195252
I'm from Liverpool lad, my audiobook would subliminally teach you to steal.
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>>68193859
>Light heavy above bantamweight
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>>68195232
No, i quickly start to zone out of what shes saying, the accent sounds "dumb"
Its how a imagine stupid people talk
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>>68195269
That must be really fucked to have a really hot sister, specially if your fat and unattractive like Paige's brother.
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>>68195272
>I'm from Liverpool la
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>>68195283
she's not hot, let alone really hot, but why would it be fucked?
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>>68195292
wish I had that webm of the scouse fans doing chinky eyes and shouting twat at the derby
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>>68195272
how are you from liverpool? aren't scousers sappossed teh bee oll whiny and like?
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