Fitz! Edition
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FA:Report: Fitzpatrick willing to sign 1-yr deal
DEN:Broncos have 'concern' about OLB Ware's back
BUF:Sammy Watkins on timetable: 'Nobody knows'
ARZ:Chris Johnson threat to David Johnson's job?
LAR:Jeff Fisher thinks Tavon can catch 100 passes
FA:Schefter: Jets, Fitz 'not any closer' to deal
PIT:Steelers WR Coates headed for 2nd-year leap?
CHI:Bears WR White: I've felt 100% 'for months'
CIN:Bengals expected to start LaFell over T. Boyd
SEA:Thomas Rawls will not play in preseason?
MIA:'Sky is the limit' for WR DeVante Parker
FA:Walter Thurmond decides to retire at 28
Thread Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NfnXdXpjL0
>For the Eagles
>>68039765
Thats actually a really good idea, thank you
Guys whats going on? I met some girl who said I was cute and she asked me to go to her house. I said ok and went to her house. When I got there she gave me cookies and told me to go up to the bedroom. I didn't know why she was asking me that but I did. She told me to lay down on the bed, which was weird because I didn't bring my pajamas. I laid down and she went into the bathroom. She came out and had no clothes on. I asked what was going on and that she should cover up her lady-parts. Instead of covering up she climbed onto the bad and got over me. Her boobies hung just inches over my face, which was scary because I had never seen boobies before. She put her lady-parts on my crotch and started moving. I reached down and freaked out because my penis had gotten hard. i said we need to go to a doctor to check my penis out. But she said no and that she knew how to fix it. She unziped my fly and pulled my penis out. Some clear liquid leaked out and it scared me. I asked her how she going to make it go soft again and she grabbed my penis and put it INSIDE her. I started screaming and told her to stop but she started moving and made me feel weird. Her parts were very wet and I asked why she was peeing, but she only laughed. She kept moving and soon I felt like I had to pee. I told her to get off so I could go pee.She didn't listen and kept going. I warned her I was going to have and accident. Suddenly my penis squirted and it went soft. When she got off me I could see white stuff leaking from her lady-parts. I asked her what just happened and she only giggled. I felt kinda mad that she did this, but then again, she did fix my penis. What the fuck happened to me guys?
Pic related. the girl in question.
>>68039841
mfw whos gonna win the nfc north next year
Here's your NFCE
All hail the Washington Zombies
>>68039868
literally terrifying
>>68039885
>7/10
>would root for
>Seahawks Defense is healthy with no issues
>no one is going to be a faggot and hold out
>everyone wants another championship
Next season is going to be a good one.
Jags are my Superb Owl Dark Horse this year tbqh
Whos yours?
>>68039907
Did Kams holdout actually affect the Seahawks at all last year?
>>68039915
Yes. They started 0-2 without him. And apparently there was some resentment from him leaving. Earl was saying shady stuff in interviews after Kam came back. Like he hadn't forgiven him for that.
>>68039939
Thats right! They lost to the rams week 1. marshawn didnt convert a 1 yard carry on 4th and everyone was like "maybe pete made the right call in the super bowl"). Theres no way that could translate into a single safety holding out could it? I meant, theres 55 other guys on that roster.
And Green Bay, that couldve gone either way. Green Bay is a good team offensively and they were missing Jordy so there were less people to cover defensively. So, that one was fairly even.
>No /nfl/
>>68039980
OH FUCK
I COMPLETELY FORGOT TO ADD THE "/nfl/ general _______ edition"
>>68039974
>52
Numpad is stupid
>>68039841
>skip to end
>no "open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur"
not reading/10
>>68039885
Shit, that would actually be lit af. They could adopt a whole RDR: Undead Nightmare theme.
>>68039974
I think the Seahawks would have won with Kam. I don't think the defense wouldn't have gotten thrown on the way they were had he been in. The damage done sucks but I think Kam did irreparable damage to his legacy in Seattle. There were a lot of people more than happy to see him traded this off season. We'll see if he can repair that damage this year.
>>68039911
Pic related.
(but really its Toxins)
>>68040037
I guess I could see that. There were a lot of errors from both sides (off and def) during those early games last season iirc.
But i do agree that holding out affects your team in the locker room and with the fans. I lost a lot of respect for Bradford after how he reacted to this whole Wentz deal and Im an OU fan. Im here listening to all these Thunder fans who are saying theyd be more tham happy to trade off Durant after hi poor offseason play and all the stuff about him wanting to leave when, two years ago, everyone wouldve collectively gotten blacked by him to keep him around. Players who holdout really show their worth whole doing so
>>68040068
Bradford is a fucking idiot. He's only 28 and with a good amount of experience. He's expected to start this year so if he balls out he increases his trade stock a ton. I can't believe he threw a tantrum. Maybe he really thought he was their guy. He's young enough to be another teams guy if he makes his value apparent.
>>68040104
Fucking right? Hes guaranteed another year. Fucking Pederson brought in Daniels for competition and it was no big deal but the second it was "Hey, were bringing in a younger guy to be the franchise guy after your contract expires," Bradford lost his god damn mind.
And now, Wentz is learning the offense pretty damn quick. Bradford, instead of being like "hey, lets get out there and compete like teammates," is now staring down the barrel of the gun of losing his job to a rookie, with a bad taste in the mouth of the gun holder.
surprising how there's more actual discussion at 2:30 in the morning than mid day when the only thing you get is brokeback dynasty/old gay shitposting
>>68040249
Well it's 12:23 here,
I feel Bradford isn't worth what people pay for him, but now that the writing is on the wall he should compete to earn a job somewhere else.
>>68040261
I agree. I believed in Bradford but Im a homer. Other than Blake Griffin, he might be the best athlete coming out of OKC, and that is a very sad thing to admit. I wanted him to succeed but if hes going to be an injury prone baby, fuck him. Hes an overpaid backup these days
@MMehtaNYDN 10m10 minutes ago
Jets are not interested in giving Ryan Fitzpatrick a 1-year, $12 million deal, per sources. Will not be happening.
Top fucking kek, this Jets, Fitzpatrick story is awesome.
>>68040703
>Fitz wants short term
>Jets are trying to make him their guy long term
Given Fitz's career history, is there any reason why he wont take a long deal?
>>68040771
They're trying to fuck him on the long term, the long term deal that's been floating around has been for 12mil in year 1 and then at most a combined 12mil for the next 2 years. So they won't give him a short term contract to prove his worth and they won't give him a long term contract that isn't a Josh McCown placeholder contract.
Seems like the only reason that they haven't moved on from him entirely is that the team would be divided in a big way if they fucked him like that, almost like they're trying to drag this out to demonize him to maybe convince the pro-Fitzdragon side that he's a piece of shit so that they can cut him loose guilt-free.
>>68039791
Did you forget the whole "NFL general" thing?
> nick foles skipping voluntary workouts or practices or whatever to protest the drafting of Goff
What a bitch
>>68040939
>tripfags
Al Bubba Baker would hold the record for most sacks in a season if they counted sacks back in his day. He compiled 23 sacks his rookie season. What is even more incredible is that this was before the 16 game season. Now he owns a company that makes delicious boneless ribs. Happy Bubba day everyone.
>>68042206
Na Foles just knows he's getting traded
I appreciate him more than most people on here. I think the Rams could get a 3rd/4th rounder for him. I'd honestly consider it a good move if the Ravens gave up a 4th round pick for him although it would never happen due to the amount of his contract
>>68042885
Neat
>the city of Luke bowanko
Should we just make a new thread?
>>68042996
probably desu
or we can all get a life and dont come back to post until the season starts
>>68042885
My bad it was actually the very first season they implemented the 16 game season. Still pretty impressive for a rookie.
>>68043287
>>68043287
>>68043287
Correctly named, updated thread
/thread
2016
year of the bucce
>>68039791
wow. nice ill-named thread, you retard
