PHI:Wentz 'further along' than coach anticipated
CLE:Barnidge underwent sports hernia surgery Thu
FA:Report: Fitzpatrick willing to sign 1-yr deal
DEN:Broncos have 'concern' about OLB Ware's back
BUF:Sammy Watkins on timetable: 'Nobody knows'
ARZ:Chris Johnson threat to David Johnson's job?
LAR:Jeff Fisher thinks Tavon can catch 100 passes
FA:Schefter: Jets, Fitz 'not any closer' to deal
PIT:Steelers WR Coates headed for 2nd-year leap?
CHI:Bears WR White: I've felt 100% 'for months'
CIN:Bengals expected to start LaFell over T. Boyd
SEA:Thomas Rawls will not play in preseason?
98 Days to go
wew
2016
year of the bucce
>>68043467
WEW
Old bay is a faggot
>>68043606
you mean fish seasoning?
Well since we have 2 months left, who you got winning the nba finals?
> Warriors in 5
have fun with Brandon DropFell, bagels.
>>68043717
LeMeme is gonna choke again
>>68043717
If the NBA is rigged like everyone says it is then Im guessing Cleveland in 7.
Is it 98 days till preseason or kickoff?
>>68043287
Everybody sucks the Raiders dick when it comes to tecmo bowl but there were some good counter attacks. Barry Sanders was pretty OP but I loved playing as the Bills. Jim Kelley was one of the best quarterbacks in the game.and Thurman Thomas was pretty good too.
>>68043966
98 till first wk 1 sunday games
Cantor Technology released the spreads for every NFL game in Weeks 1-16. Below are the lines for Green Bay Packers games.
Week 1
Green Bay (-3.5, 47) at Jacksonville Jaguars
Week 2
Green Bay at Minnesota Vikings (PK)
Week 3
Detroit Lions at Green Bay (-8.5)
Week 4
BYE
Week 5
New York Giants at Green Bay (-8)
Week 6
Dallas Cowboys at Green Bay (-6)
Week 7
Chicago Bears at Green Bay (-9)
Week 8
Green Bay (-4) at Atlanta Falcons
Week 9
Indianapolis Colts at Green Bay (-6)
Week 10
Green Bay (-7.5) at Tennessee Titans
Week 11
Green Bay (-2.5) at Washington Redskins
Week 12
Green Bay (-3.5) at Philadelphia Eagles
Week 13
Houston Texans at Green Bay (-7)
Week 14
Seattle Seahawks at Green Bay (-2)
Week 15
Green Bay (-5) at Chicago Bears
Week 16
Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay (-4.5)
>literally a favorite in every single game except one which is a pick 'em
>>68043717
Warriors in 5: 1, 2 ,4 and 5 for them, 3 to LeChoke
>>68044251
>Packers favourites, let alone 4 point favourites on the road, against the Falcons
Hockey sucks
>>68044325
But... the Falcons suck.
>Landry is preparing rookie Jakeem Grant to replace him on returns
Good, that means he'll be more rested for his snaps as a receiver. They're also wanting to play him outside more often, so we might see him take the next step up this season.
>your face when da Raidaz win da Supa Bo'
>order game from fucking Ohio
>game isn't even in the case, it's the second disc with special features
>came in a makeshift cover with awful handwriting
Why is Ohio such a shitty fucking place?
>>68043287
Bow down to the GOAT
>>68044605
Lel what game m8?
Ranking all 32 NFL starting quarterbacks
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/priscos-top-100-players-ranking-all-32-nfl-starting-quarterbacks/
>flacco
>>68044752
TL;DW
>>68044325
Why not? Packers are better at nearly all positions
>>68044752
>russel wilson down at 8
>cam newton up at 4
Kek. This list is a joke outside the top 3
>>68044251
Hmm what's the best reply to this?
A) not too different from last year oh well that's why they play the games
B) makes sense because this year they have a second place schedule
C) go be black someplace else you faggot trip
D) all of the above
Here's hoping that because your posts are so bad the football gods make Nelson break his leg in the 3rd preseason game
>>68044885
Why? Wilson didnt beat the Panthers at all last year
>you'll never attend a playoff game with your crush on a cozy winter night
let's get some /nfl/ feels going
>>68044325
>An 8 win team that improved minimally over the offseason
>Beating a playoff team that improved from last year
m8
>>68044605
>playing video games
>>68045104
You're right. Kurt Coleman is better than Earl Thomas. Tre Boston is better than Cam Chancellor. Josh Norman is better than Richard Sherman. Stellar reasoning
>>68044325
Falcons are gonna get crushed this year
>>68045241
2/3 of those are true
>>68045265
Who /goingtofirstgameoftheseason/ here?
Got tickets to Bengals @ Jets
>>68045356
reminder that the eagles now have the best safety duo in the league with malcolm jenkins and rodney mccleod
>>68045356
Why do Seacucks fans always rely on some list to tell them who is better. Watch Coleman last year and tell me Thomas was better
Watch Norman last year and tell me Sherman was better
>>68045435
I'm not a seattle fan. Also firstly one year doesn't make a player better. Secondly PFF ranks are based off of film study you idiot
>>68044011
The Bengals were really good too. Esiason and Icky Woods were a nasty combo.
>>68045165
Oh but I have, cept it wasn't a PC, it was a regular season game
>December 14 1998
>Cold San Francisco evening
>the night was dark blue, the moon was rising
>a Christmas wind was blowing, the smell of the trees was refreshing
>my hair flew about as me and my girlfriend sat in the brisk stands as we watched our scarlet warriors take the gridiron
>the opponent was a tough Detroit lions team
>the bright lights were upon our hereos as the took off with the win in the cold night game
>the duration of the game, my date huddle closer than the team to my body to warm her self
>the feelings in my chest were more than enough to make me sweat
>the deafening cheers of the crowd were falling on my deaf ears, all I heard was her, with her cute, high pitched voice
>our team had won 35-13, the lions were completely BTFO, my heart was afast with Love, angst and pride
>she leaned in and kissed me on my cheek and said "I need about tree fitty"
>it was about that time I noticed she was 60 feet tall and was a dinosaur from the Paleolithic era
>team
>projected record
>favorite player
>what position you played in school
>music you're listening to rn
>this year's draft bust will be _____
>>68045714
yooooooo
>>68045921
Raiders
9-7 (pls)
Bo Jackson
DB/S
None
Laremy Tunsil, Joey Bosa, Coleman
>>68045714
Fuck, you got me 10/10
>>68045921
Raiders
10-6
Khalil Mack
DE/LB
watching the Americans
Joey Bosa, Leonard Floyd
>>68045921
Packers
11-5
Jordy Nelson
WR
Nothing rn
whoever the Browns drafted
>>68045921
Raiders
9-7/8-8
Carr, Mack, Woodson
WR/CB
Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
Bosa, Kessler
>Chris Harris Jr. was recently voted as only the 52nd best player in the NFL by players
>Detroit Lions DC Teryl Austin: 'I'm ready' to be a head coach
Welp, guess we gotta win the super bowl this year.
>>68045714
>dinosaur
>from the paleolithic era
>off by only around 60 million years
Good job bro you got me
>>68046391
That's the joke bro
>>68046696
friendly reminder that Derek Carr is a necromancer
>>68045921
Steelers
13-3
Antonio Browns
WR/RB
None
Everyone the Browns drafted
>>68044752
>Aaron Rodgers is better than Tom Brady
>Andrew Luck is better than Philip Rivers
>Eli Manning is better than Tony Romo
>Jay Cutler, Jameis Winston, Joe Flacco, Blake Bortles, and Ryan Tannehill are all better than Kirk Cousins
>>68046744
>Christian
>Necromancer
Pick one
>>68046850
>implying he's not a false prophet in order to maintain the trust in order to act as a necromancer in secret
All Offensive Pro NFC East Team
QB1: Tomy Romo (dal)
QB2: Eli Manning (nyg)
RB1: Ezekiel Elliot (dal)
RB2: Alfred Morris (dal)
RB3: Andre Williams (nyg)
WR1: Odell Beckham Jr (nyg)
WR2: Dez Bryant (dal)
WR3: Jordan Mathews (phi)
WR4: Brice Butler (dal)
TE1: Jordan Reed (was)
TE2: Jason Witten (dal)
LT: Tyron Smith (dal)
LG: Justin Pugh (nyg)
C: Travis Fredrick (dal)
RG: Zack Martin (dal)
RT: Lane Johnson (phi)
16-0 every single year scoring 90 ppg and never losing a game
>>68045921
niners
6-10
bowman
slot receiver/nickelback
some weeb shit you won't like
In the first 10? Maybe Elliott, possibly Floyd I dunno. In the first round it'd definitely have to be Garnett. Seriously what the fuck
>>68047192
>player hasn't taken an NFL snap
>still on the all pro team
wew laddie
>>68046850
you're confusing holy with ritualistic, there are also dark rites as well. that guy is feeding on souls to fuel his tainted powers, his older brother's career was only the first blood sacrifice.
>>68047192
>Zeke
>All Pro
>>68043717
I am unironically supporting lebron for the first time in my life, I hate the warriors, and they deserved to be beaten by a better team.
>>68044752
>Tyrod Taylor throws for 20-6 and runs for 568 yards and 4 TDs
>Third quarterback in NFL history to average more than 40 yards rushing per game and have a QB rating of 99 in a season
>all this with Sammy "usually hurt" Watkins and literally who else at WR
>ranked 26th
I mean I don't follow the Bills much but they do have McCoy at RB and a pretty underrated O-Line but even still, I don't get it.
>>68046808
i like cousins, he's fun to watch. nigga better bloom into something better
>>68047192
>romo
>Eli
Cousins is 10x better than both
>>68043717
>cavaliers are easily the most hateable team around and should never win anything with lebron, who shouldn't even have the 2 rings that he does
>warriors most likeable team in a long time and curry is an upstanding person and entertaining player who is helping the sport, he deserves to be the face of the league for another decade
Easiest choice I've had to make as a neutral fan in a long time.
who has that template of each nfl team and a bar describing how you feel about them, and you use the bucket in mspaint for it? someone has to know what im talking about
>>68047511
>warriors most likable team in a long time
what? curry is ok i guess. they also lucked out hardcore to win last year.
>>68047376
Sports writers are like video game journalists
>>68047728
they're just a bunch of cool dudes, green chimpouts aside. that PB&J story was just too perfect, and they eat up that kind of publicity. a bunch of goofy dudes who have fun and play more exciting, amazing, and entertaining basketball than anyone right now. just what the league needs.
>>68047511
I'm with the Warriors solely to enjoy the butthurt if they win. /sp/ hates them with such a passion. A sea of glorious
>>68047511
>Draymond Green
>>68047511
>warriors most likeable team in a long time
QB : Rivers
QB : Carr
RB : Charles
RB : Anderson
RB : Reece
WR : Thomas
WR : Cooper
SLOT : Allen
WR : Crabtree
WR : Sanders
TE : Gates
TE : Kelce
LT : Dunlap
LG : Osemele/ Grubbs
C : Hudson/ Slauson
RG : Jackson / Franklin
RT : Fluker
DE : Mack
NT : Poe/Howard
NT : Dan Williams
DE : Ware
OLB : Hali
ILB : Miller
OLB : Aldon Smith / Irvin / Houston
CB : Harris Jr.
CB : Amerson
Nickel : Verret
CB : Talib
S : Ward
S : Berry
S : Nelson
K : Seabass
P : King
RS : DeAnthony Thomas
>>68045921
Panthers
12-4
DL/215 in wrestling
JRE
Bosa
>>68048052
What is this? AFC West dream team?
Why does everyone think Bosa will be a bust?
>>68048101
All-AFCW team
>>68048120
That team is actually legit unbeatable T B H
>>68048109
Undersized
Started going HAM making these last night. Only a few more divisons to go
>>68048217
What the fuck
>>68048217
>>68048247
>>68048109
He played at Ohio State and all of their players bust
>>68048052
>ILB MIller
???
Also Wolfe needs to be on that defensive line and I assume nickel means "slot corner in nickel packages" in which case Harris should be there.
i have one without the legs but it looks better with DESU
>>68048346
>>68048291
>>68048259
>>68048217
Shouldn't exist
Check flag
See topic
Ignore the babbydick chink
>>68048393
that's exactly why I made them
>>68048306
Would you root for the Washington Zombies? I probably would desu.
>>68047987
yeah he's the exception, but he's more of a hothead than anything. seriously, they had to tell him just to run down to the other side of the court just so that he wouldn't react, since several of his technicals weren't even really fouls, just him blowing up over something. sure he can play a bit dirty too, but no team is perfect. watching westbrook flop like a fish trying to draw nonexistent fouls on jumpers is just painful.
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best rush defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Derek Carr (objectively and statistically a top 5 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Top 5 OL
>Latavius Murray (best RB in the AFCW who will be 100% healthy, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC)
>Taiwan Jones (a speedy, elusive RB)
>Cooper (a top 5 WR already) (45,000+YDs/500+TDs)
>Michael Crabtree (top 15 WR, 1,000+YDs/10+TDs)
>Seth Roberts (severely underrated)
(700 yards, 8 TDs, 17 receptions)
>Rod Streater (Also underrated)
(10 TDs, 800 yards)
>David Amerson (a high potential, immediate impact CB) (5 picks, 12 passes defensed)
>T.J. Carrie, a great cover DB
(4 picks, 10 passes defensed)
>Khalil "SACK" Mack
(12 sacks, 10 TFL, 4 picks, 6 owned OLs)
>Malcolm Smith (one of the fastest and hardest hitters on our team)
>Marcel Reece (best receiving FB in NFL)
>Jamize Olwale (best rushing FB in the NFL)
>Clive Walford (Best receiving TE in the AFCW)
>best GM in the NFL
>best OL in the NFL
>last 3 drafts were great
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best special teams in the AFCW
>Top 5 D-Line
>Best, most dedicated fans in the NFL
>>68048536
wew lad can't argue with that
18-1 confirmed
Who do you think the top 10 players on NFL's cancer list are gonna be?
>Tom """""""""Brady""""""""""""
>>68049123
More like, Tom GAYdy.
Am I right, fellas?
>>68048828
Miller
Watt
Odell
Rodgers
Newton
Brady
Gronk
Antonio Brown
Mack
Norman or Kuechly
Not in that order though.
>>68044752
>Russell Wilson number 8
Wew that's some high functioning autism
>>68049273
>Mack
lol no
>>68048424
>not putting the browns helmet on the ravens logo with the Bengals B on it
>>68048828
Newton
Manning
Miller
Gronk
Brody
Dalton
Watt
Woodson
Obj
>>68049679
Norman will be in the top 10
>>68050056
Unfortunately
>>68049470
Why not? Was in the top 50 in last year's rankings as a rookie, All Pro at DE AND OLB this year...
>>68050200
I said bottom of the top 50 (#49) after they announced it and was insulted
>>68050200
because being a good player wasn't what they were asking for? it was a cancer list.
#47 LB Khalil Mack
#17 DE Khalil Mack
I'd be so happy for him
>>68050111
Theyre hyping him up for his downfall this season
1. Miller
2. Newton
3. OBJ
4. Brady
5. Watt
6. Rodgers
7. Brown
8. Gronk
9. Kuechly
10. Julio
>>68050200
You should look at the actual list so far. Mack in top 10 makes too much sense for it to happen.
If he could catch would he be a top 10 receiver?
>>68050414
maybe, he probably had hundreds of yards in drops
>>68050354
Exactly. Top 15 at worst.
>>68050260
It's NFL's player list which /sp/ auto assumes it's cancer except I'll likely take the players' opinions more seriously than the armchair players on /sp/ :P
>>68048536
Streater isn't even on our team anymore idiot. He's a chief now
>>68050447
eh, I've seen people complain about which players in the league are "da niggest" before so that's misleading.
>>68050447
>auto assumes its cancer
The fact that Marcus Peters is ranked 65th (better than both Earl Thomas and Harrison Smith) because of "muh INTS" and Chris Harris is ranked 52 tells me all I need to know about it. No assumptions required.
>>68044752
>Carr not in the top 10
Into the trash it goes.
>>68050414
He'd be almost DJax level
>>68045921
>Raiders
>14-2
>Based Carr
>Center
>Tokimeki Poporon
>Paxton Lynch
>#Jaguars WR Allen Hurns has agreed to a 4-year extension worth more than $40M, source said (as @ProFootballTalk reported). UDFA cashes in
>>68050733
>Details on the #Jaguars WR Allen Hurns 5-yr extension: $40M base over 4 new years. $20M in guarantees. Up to $11M per year with escalators
>>68050733
This is why bad teams continue to stay bad. Now they're going to be forced to give Allen Robinson even more and have like 20% of the cap invested in WR.
>>68050773
lol the Jags had $48 million in cap room before this deal I think they're going to be fine
Sep 11 DET W-24-21
Sep 18 @DEN W-28-24
Sep 25 SD L-14-10
Oct 2 @JAX W-35-14
Oct 9 CHI W-21-14
Oct 16 @HOU W-28-24
Oct 23 @TEN W-32-21
Oct 30 KC W-35-10
Nov 6 @GB W-38-34
Bye
Nov 20 TEN W-20-7
Nov 24 PIT L-47-40
Dec 5 @NYJ L-21-20
Dec 11 HOU W-20-7
Dec 18 @MIN L-27-10
Dec 24 @OAK W-35-24
Jan 1 JAX W-40-26
>>68047510
weak bait m8
>>68047192
decent list
except take andre williams the fuck out of it and replace with vereen for a great scatter back or rashad jennings for a decent workhorse. Williams is just shit.
This is my list, as a NYG homer
All NFC-East team:
QB - E. Manning
LT - T. Smith
LG - J. Pugh
C - W. Richburg
RG - Z. Martin
RT - L. Johnson
WR1 - O. Beckham
WR2 - D. Bryant
WR3 - D. Jackson (Not sure who to put here, seems weak compared to 1 & 2)
TE: - J. Reed
RB: - E. Elliot (probably)
RB2 - S. Vereen
>>68050773
I'd rather them give money to their young talent than to continue to overpay for Denver's. That Julius Thomas deal was just awful and they're paying twice as much to Malik as Denver is giving Wolfe when they're literally the same qualty of players.
>>68051079
quality*
>>68050974
>Dec 24 @OAK W-35-24
Nope.
>>68050773
shove football up lake's pooper, she won't do it on her own
>>68047287
>his older brother's career was only the first blood sacrifice.
And I thought the Jewlluminati were a myth
>tfw your elite #2 receiver only has a cap hit of 6.5 million
>>68051456
>TFW when no elite #2
>TFW no elite offensive players
>>68045921
Raiders
16-0(Just win baby! -Al Davis)
Gabe Jackson
OL/DL
To M?
Myles Jack, Paxton Lynch.
>>68051456
>being the 20th best receiver in the league now qualifies as elite
>>68051543
doesn't matter when you have a genius running his system
>>68046744
That's why he leads the Raiders...
>"Raise... RAISE long dismembered team, RETURN TO YOUR FORMER GLORY!"
>>68051761
>raising the dead
>preaching his "gospel" to unsuspecting mindslaves
>wears black like it's to die for
>face looks like a spooky skeleton
>wears makeup to cover the rotting bits
how did nobody notice this sooner?
>>68048828
1. Jim Kelly
2. Eric Berry
3. Eric Turner
>>68051795
No idea... But heck, That guy's a champion, I believe in him. Just wait till he brings George Blanda back from the dead.
>>68051750
Philly is a hell hole, Chip maybe have bet too much in his time there. Hopefully this in highering Chip gamble pays off. May the Chips fall where they may though... I'm still betting Palmer dies with injury along with the hopes of Arizona
>>68048828
Percy Harbin
Dez Bryant
Chip Kelly
Jonathan Martin
>>68048828
In no particular order...
JJ watt
Gronk
Brady
Cam Newt
Odell
Cocaine brown
leveon
todd gurley
AP
Julio
they might do a meme like putting in (more) defensive players like keuchly or von miller maybe joe thomas, and actually of course how could i forget i really really like woman
Daily reminder to prep your butts for the chargers this year
Get on the bandwagon early
Don't say I didn't warn you :^)
So is Hurns' deal gonna jack up the price for all WRs from that draft once their contract years come? Because that's going to be a huge chunk of change if so.
>>68051976
They'll just suck the Raiders dick.
Who's the next NFL player to be blackballed by the league for
a) Domestic Violence
b) Murder
c) Substance abuse
d) Rape
Philip Rivers, beats his wife because he knows he'll never get a ring
Pacman Jones murders a referee
Edelman gets busted for coke
Bortles gets charged with rape
>>68047192
Do one for defense
>Former #Panthers OT Nate Chandler is signing with the #Bears, source said. They had also worked out Jake Long today for that spot.
r8
>>68052126
Pretty gay and wrong desu.
>>68052062
>Philip Rivers
I wonder if every time he looks at his many kids, he sees each time he didn't win a ring based on the year each of them was born?
>this kid was the one from when we got that call that screwed the chiefs out of the playoffs, but then didn't do anything with it
>this kid was the one we lost to big ben who got his second ring that year when I should have tied him
>this kid was the one where we were 14-2 and had the MVP as our runningback but we got fucked over by marlon mccREEEEEEE
>>68052126
It's shit.
>>68052208
I think he's aware that the team is cursed.
>>68052270
I don't think it's just the team, it's the whole damn city.
>>68052320
True.
>>68051976
why no trip jffm?
>>68052090
in my dyslexic state read that as " Patriots OT Nate Solder is signing with the bears"
Almost raged
>>68052208
Rivers could've left SD
Why did he fucking restructure?
>>68052412
because the Chargers are leaving SD anyways
What motivates Panthers super fan?
Thank you Based Carr
>>68052517
>tattoos
Being a degenerate, obviously. The panthers just resonate with them.
>>68052517
autism
>>68052517
ears are not "Shrek-y" enough
>>68052062
>Bortles gets charged with rape
it already been determined he's more of a Favre jr. than the next Big Ben so it will probably just be a few dick shots
is tom brady still elite?
Man. I really hate the Packers. Inb4 >snek
>>68052755
The dick pics will be sent to 13 year old girls
>>68052799
It's not his fault that 13 year old girls are interested in dicks, especially if they're fucking hot.
>>68052062
A) cutler because it's time
B) any raven player.
C) gurley
D) my guess tunsil
>>68052919
>implying cutlel would hurt a fly
>>68052892
l-lewd
>>68052798
Put your trip back on, Sneak.
Yep, /nfl/ general threads are still shit
>>68053508
This. This SO hard.
>>68044752
>Rodgers No.1
>Palmer No.5
>Brees No.6
>Wilson No.8
>Bortles No.14
>Flacco No.15
>Carr No.17
I know you can't please everyone with these lists but the 3 biggest are absolutely absurd
1. Nobody has been a better QB than Tom Brady since 2010
2. Palmer has won a a single playoff game in his life and that wasn't until surrounded with an absolutely ridiculous amount of talent. He is not an elite QB above either Brees or Wilson
3. Bortles hasn't even won 10 games in his career. To put a player above a guy who was drafted the same year as he was while being far more successful in Derek Carr AND an actual Superbowl MVP in Joe Flacco is completely baffling
Blake Bortles had 18 interceptions and 14 fumbles last year. Don't be surprised when he shits the bed this season and turns into Derek Anderson 2.0 and remember where you heard it first
>>68052412
>le why no le trip JFFM XD meme
Getting fucking old m8s I'm no Chargers fan. I have them finishing possibly 3rd in the division and out of the playoffs
>>68044752
>Cam still beats Russlel even with no ring
Can't Scam the Cam
>>68053793
Cam Cam he's your man
If he can't Miller can
>>68044251
>Week 4
>BYE
seriously pissing me off.
>>68047344
>hates the warriors because they're good
>cheers for the Patriots because they're good
Wew lad
>>68053956
NEWTON BTFO
I
G
T
R
I
P
>>68053956
Reminder to Detoilet that this happened.
Sincerely, Dallas.
>>68053956
Hyped af about the Revengeb Owl
>tfw broncucks will never win another ring in the next 15 years
>>68054162
At least Megatron caught it m8
>>68054181
>post ends in 81
IT'S A SIGN
>>68054175
>tfw about to play Madden 17
>accidentally drop it before I can insert the disc
>could have tried to catch it on the way down but I didn't want to get injured
>check the madden box
>it's cam newton on the cover
oh no, it's spreading
>>68053678
Everything seems to suck to you.
Who cares what you think
>>68053956
Hi Von.
>>68054318
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>68054318
Literal Reminder that Drew Brees actually dived on the ball and was out for the rest of the season.....
>>68054318
kekm8
I TRIED SO HARD
Just practicing.
>>68045921
Steelers
12-4
Antonio Brown
Cornerback
#SELFIE is a new and original song which doesn't plagiarize at all
Paxton Lynch
>>68053774
Kek you dickrode chargers after they made it into the playoffs and now have been cock riding the raiders you fucking faggot
>>68053774
>1. Nobody has been a better QB than Tom Brady since 2010
I know youre autistic af about Rodgers but arguably him
>SBMVP + 2 APMVPs
>106.8 passer rating
after Rodgers and Brady I would say there is a pretty sizable gap before Peyton+Brees
>>68050549
peters also led in passes defended
>>68045921
Vikes
10-6 (very optimistic)
HarrisonSmith
N/A (Hockey)
none
Moritz Boehringer (if he makes the cut)
>>68054695
Say, Anon... Im scared about AP... You think his knees can stay healthy?
>>68045921
$(ers
>the san francisco 49ers are not favored to win in ANY game this year
bowman
>tfw scrawny nerd and couldn't into sports
whatever is on the current GTAV radio station
buckner
>>68054802
buckner is actually the only of our picks I think I can like
>>68048379
Also
Verrett shits on amerson
>tfw I got a ban for posting an on-topic sports thread
I guess it was because it wasn't in the form of a general
>>68054513
>I believe this team will be good and potentially win their division
>LOL GET OFF THEIR DICKS
I said the Cowboys would make the playoffs in 2014 then said last year that they wouldnt now this year I'm saying they will again. My opinions of teams change between seasons but I don't have a bias towards any teams save for the Ravens and Saints. Right now even I think teams are looking at 8-8 seasons
>>68054578
No there is a pretty sizeable gap between Brady and Rodgers/Brees/Wilson
also Peyton retired m8
>>68045921
>>team
$(ERS
>>projected record
6-10
>>favorite player
guess
>>what position you played in school
LT and DT
>>music you're listening to rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jEUWD3QZM4
>>this year's draft bust will be _____
Bosa
>>68053774
Bortles threw 606 passes last year
14 ints works out to INT% of 3.0% that's pretty decent
The fumbles will come down dramatically this year imo
>>68055962
>guess
bruce miller. no wait, glenn dorsey. or is it aaron lynch?
>>68053774
Everyone thinks I'm you 2bh
You've soiled the flag and my charger-posting
>>68056087
AJ Jenkins actually
>>68050773
It's a front loaded deal on a team with a lot of young talent and cap room. Giving Hurns 20m this year means we can afford to give Robinson and Bortles their money later.
>>68056089
>You've soiled the flag
desu I still can't think of it as JFFM's, if anything it still belongs to JFBF
>>68053774
>>68056034
Also he was sacked more than anybody else over the last 2 years
14 fumbles on 55 sacks is fewer than Brett Favres 14 on 34 sacks in his second year
Bortles line is the worst in the NFL and if he can get even 1 extra second to read the field he will look great
>>68054796
He's been a durable back. Not concerned. But any given sunday...
>>68051986
The only one the Jags have really worth eventually resigning for big money is Robinson and it's better to give out big front loaded contracts now with all the cap space than later when he and Bortles are in contract years.
>>68056034
>>68056169
>his fumbles will come down dramatically this year
Based on what? The dude still hasn't even won 10 regular season games. He is a complete garbage time WR babby and will be massively exposed this year
>he was sacked more than anybody else over the last 2 years
Have you seen how long the dude holds the ball? Hell he wouldn't have even beat us in our worst season last year if Dumervil hadn't facemasked him on the final sack of the game
>>68056119
>not even on the team for a while now
damn, never would have guessed, you got me. there is just no way anyone could tell who your favorite player is, nobody can get a read on it.
>>68056286
Oh that's why you hate him
I'm dealing with irrationality
Never mind
Pic related
>>68056133
JFBF was an aussie you tard
>>68056370
>that's why you hate him
I never said I hate him I just naturally dislike overrated players and teams. I didn't even watch the 2nd half of the Ravens/Jags game because it was so boring and our season was already in the toilet
>>68056377
close enough, I don't stare too hard at the stars anyways. they need to change their flag to a yellow and green one instead so that it makes sense.
>>68054339
Kelvin's face weirds me out. His athlete portrait makes it look like he has a woman's face, but everywhere else he looks blasian
>>68055070
The mods are known for reasonable bans
>>68056288
i like to be mysterious
funny you mentioned Bruce Miller though because i like him, hoping he finds a roll on the team since Kelly doesn't use FBs much if at all
sounds like he's been getting work as a TE/H Back Delanie Walker type stuff
>>68056564
>TE/H Back Delanie Walker type stuff
so he's going to have stone hands? we already have one of those, his name is vance.
>>68056288
You aren't a fan of the niners second first round pick? Thought it was strange to move up by dude seems like a good addition guy looks like a Iupati lite
>>68056632
heh
i don't think they'll make him forget how to catch, he's had decent hands out of the back field so hopefully he can keep it up
we'll just have to root for the Bell dozer to step up and take over
>>68056762
>Iupati lite
as if the OL has enough problems with pass protection already :^)
>>68056762
well I mean yeah, he could turn out to be solid and we DESPERATELY needed interior line help, I just haven't gotten over the head-bangingly stupid move we took to get him. if he plays well enough to eclipse that then I'll obviously forget about it, but that would be due to something he did himself, not baalke being a genius.
>>68056823
>bell
>miller
>hyde
I'd be a little more hype at some of the pieces on this offense if I wasn't so worried over chip coming in, and how kaep's play will react to it.
>Having a passionate fan base and the loyal support of our season ticket members is vital to the success of our organization. We value the commitment you've made to us in the past, so I felt it was important to reiterate to you my duty to build the Detroit Lions into a consistent, championship-caliber franchise.
>It isn't going to happen overnight; it is a step-by-step, day-by-day, week-by-week process, but I'm very happy with the strides we've made in a short amount of time.
>We've just concluded the 2016 NFL Draft. Our goal going in was to acquire tough, big, physical and durable men that are versatile football players. I feel we accomplished that. A focal point for us in the Draft was to add more quality players to our offensive and defensive lines because both units are critical to the success of any football team.
>In addition to improving the Lions roster through free agency and the Draft, our players are benefitting from a superior daily training structure with new strength and conditioning coaches and the addition of a performance dietician to our staff. We've completely renovated our weight room, made improvements to our athletic training room, and player's locker room. Our coaches and support staff are placing a strong emphasis on enhancing the way we develop our athletes.
>We were able to do this because of Mrs. Ford's promise to give the fans what they deserve -- a winning team. This is the main reason I came to Detroit. There is more work to be done, but we've put a strong foundation in place and are optimistic about the future. I hope you'll be a part of it.
>>68056928
but if he is Iupati lite and can get out there and run block like a champ it could be a good thing, get the ground game going again like a few years ago
>>68056944
Honestly i'm happy to see Chip after last season
Hyde, if the O line can go out and be above average and he stays healthy it would be nice, i want to see what he can do in 16 games
Miller i don't expect much, i just like FBs that go out and smack people and it was fun to watch him catch out of the back field
Bell is a kind of a long shot that i just want to see step up now that TE is far from settled
Kap... Chip made Foles look good so who knows, i'm not really rooting for either Kap or Gabs, don't care who starts as long as they don't shit the bed
>>68057316
what do you make of patton? I feel like I've been waiting for him to break out for forever now.
>but if he is Iupati lite and can get out there and run block like a champ it could be a good thing, get the ground game going again like a few years ago
I agree with this, hyde should be the centerpiece of our offense now, not kaepernick.
>>68057388
>I feel like I've been waiting for him to break out for forever now.
same
i think if he can't step up and be at least the slot guy now that Boldin is gone and there's a new coaching staff then it just isn't meant to be
seem like he keeps showing flashes but nothing ever really comes of it, that and the occasional dumb play doesn't help
>>68057388
Agreed, about Hyde. Patton I havent expected much in awhile
>>68057316
I would think Gabbert has earned the starting job and I havent been a fan Kap off the field
>>68057388
Hyde would be great if the nanners had an O-line
>>68057603
yeah Gabs has been healthy and practicing so that helps
don't really care who wins the job as long as they don't suck horribly
>>68057665
here, have a nonpotato version
also gotta like Kap out there getting in front of defenders, even if you aren't a big Kap fan
> 92 days till his vengeance
>>68045921
>Giants
>11-5
>On the Giants? Eli. Off the Giants? Rivers and TD.
>I was the PA announcer. Was too lazy to play.
>Weeaboo shit
>Corey Coleman because the Browns reached on him.
>>68057665
>>68057867
I liked the part where I was setting myself for a terrible season all that summer and then game 1 happens and showed not just a spark but fucking bonfire of potential, only to immediately pull the rug out from me immediately after. they could've just stayed bad in week 1 so that I could've been properly disappointed.
>>68058024
sad part is we should have seen it coming but didn't
>>68058105
even worse is that it almost felt comfy at the beginning of 2011 going in with no expectations
and THEN three sad ends in a row
>>68057966
>Corey Coleman because the Browns reached on him
You'll see.. You'll ALL see...
>>68058154
>2011
>just fired a bad coach, new coach is some college guy from the PAC
>oh well, maybe it will be fun
>2016
>just fired a bad coach, new coach is some college guy from the PAC
>FUCKFUCKFUCK I DONT KNOW WHAT TO BELIEVE IN ANYMORE
oh how times change
>>68058154
>>68058105
>>68058024
Will we see another 49ers suber bowl in our lifetime bros?
I'm scared
>>68058387
probably, but it will take at least another decade imo. the last time we won, we had eddie D with seifert coaching and shanahan as OC. we've had two owners since then that shot the team in the foot so until the current one learns enough from experience (he's not even fucking 40 yet) and we've had to suffer through seeing our team on Hard Knocks a couple times, our front office MIGHT just wise up enough to properly build a long-term successful machine.
until then, we'll just have to hope for flash-in-the-pan flukey kind of successes that have no bearing on how well we're built. maybe chip can pull out a couple of those.
>>68058387
Not with Chip
>>68058387
>Using a conservative number, most of us will live to see another 40 Owls
Can you imagine if a team was unable to win a Super Bowl in that amount of time? The amount of shitposting by a bunch of 60 year olds would be outrageous
>>68058630
>60 years old
>jed york is still alive
if anything, this might be the thing that ends up killing me
>>68058154
i think 12 was still a time of high optimism
they went from sucking in 10, new coaching staff and now they're 1 game away from the super bowl, it just felt so good to see them as 1 of the legit top teams that even though losing to the gnats sucked i still felt optimistic about the future and felt good about the team
that Aints game at the stick is still one of my favorite sports memories
>this 1 play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YFa2yRu7ZQ
>>68058675
Don't worry, by that time we will have found out how to live forever so every team will end up stuck with their owner for as long as the owner wants
>>68058914
>5 generations of fans later, York is still running the 49ers through his digitized AI bot.
well maybe he'll at least have better access to credible information that way
>>68058387
No.
>>68058710
that was actually pretty emotional for me too at the moment. I was visiting home at the time to help my sister move out since my dad was so ill he was under orders to stay in bed, but I took a break from packing to watch the game since it was our first one in almost a decade.
after the alex smith rushing TD my dad hobbled out to congratulate me and give me a hug telling me he knows how important that win was for our team and how much we've went through in the meantime. then he went back to his room cause he was already pushing himself.
a couple minutes later brees hits graham for the 70 yard TD and I couldn't have felt worse. now we're down 4 with under 2 minutes and my dad just jeopardized his health further because he thought we already won.
so when that final play of the drive hit though, I was pretty torn up about it too, for multiple reasons. I really felt for vernon davis too
