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UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: EFN 49: Bratislava
(((STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: EFN Global (Fedor vs Maldonaldo)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

UPCOMING EVENTS: (July):
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (Ferguson vs Chiesa)
7/16: Bellator 158 (Kimbo vs Thompson)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
7/24: Pancrase 279 (Ishiwatari vs Brookins)
7/30: UFC 201 (Lawler vs Woodley)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67975882

NEWS:

>Garbrandt heemed Almeida
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11809898/ufc-fight-night-88-results-cody-garbrandt-knocks-out-thomas-almeida

>Werdum vs Rothwell set for UFC 203
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/29/11809620/fabricio-werdum-vs-ben-rothwell-set-for-ufc-203-in-cleveland

>Garbrandt wants to fight a top 10 opponent at UFC 203
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/cody-garbrandt-targets-ufc-203-return-against-opponent-ready-to-be-knocked-out-of-his-shoes

>Arlovski vs Barnett to headline UFC FN Hamburg
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11810814/andrei-arlovski-vs-josh-barnett-set-to-headline-ufc-fight-night

THREAD THEME SONGS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wt8y18YFH70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4i3LmR0K74
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Schaub?
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THREAD THEME

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
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>dead thread
>dead """""""""""______""""""""""
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be careful.
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>>67981828
oh boy
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If you dont eat any potato salad today the terrorists have won.
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>>67981828
DR DANA
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>>67981828
>GGG's doppelganger in the back mirin
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>>67981844
potato salad is mayonnaise with potatoes?
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>tfw its starting to kick in that the Almeida fedoras have been eternally BTFO

Even better than the Tumenov fedoras getting embarrassed
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https://youtu.be/1ALb1UY7tMk
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https://youtu.be/XjBn1bdmmiA
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>Last PPV main event to stay intact was 195
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>>67981934
Technically no since that was originally supposed to be Ronda-Holly
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>>67981934
>Boлoдя Cтoянoв.jpg
What did he mean by this?
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I completely spaced on the fights yesterday, anyone got some spicy webms of Barao getting slapped around?
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>>67981898
The Tumenov one was the best

>mfw people tried to argue Gunnar was done because he lost to Demian fucking Maia

>mfw losing to Demian "I used to be a middleweight who outgrappled Chael Sonnen" Maia on the ground means you're a bad fighter
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>>67982249
Gunnar is shit. Tumenov is the only ranked opponent he has beaten. He gets wrecked by high level competition.
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>>67982279
Gunni is definitely a fuck of a lot better than you are implying bud
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>Tumenov is the future WW champ, nobody can stand with him. He is lethal!

*tips fedora*
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>>67981911
Did Cruz domin8ted Cat? Yes? No?
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So strawweight is Brazil's only hope for a champ right?
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>>67982406
Wilson Reis has got it covered, bro
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>>67982221
Just go through the threads lad
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>>67982406
I started training last week in about 6 years I'll be 155 champ
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>>67982406
Demian Maia bro
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>>67982571
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>tyreese BTFO
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Do you guys remember when Dana said Barao was the number 1 p4p?
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Friendly heeminder
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>>67982847
dana says a lot of shit

and btw this reminds me about how pointless and ridiculous the notion of "p4p" is
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american sperg is one of my favourite ones tb.h
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>>67981526
>Miocic pic has no belt
ufc getting lazy
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>Arlovski vs Barnett
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Too early for a new thread?
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>>67981828
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>>67983181
Go for it brother
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>>67983198
He's being careful
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>people actually thought almeida would win
>people actually thought sterling would win
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good thread guys
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>>67982899
Yes Ma'am
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>>67983234
basketball americans really wanted the good looking white guys to lose
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>>67983491
lol desean
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>>67983381
96
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How do we save /heem/?
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>>67983546
This event was spicy overall
WMMA can be interesting sometimes
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>>67983572
stop responding to shitposters and stop shitposting
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>>67983599
But I'm a shitposter and you just responded to me. You fool.
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lol idiot
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>>67983635
#rekt
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Guys I had a dream last night.I was at UFC 199. And it happened. Faber knocked out Cruz. They had a pretty hard fought battle. With both sides getting fucked up. Since Faber is one of those iron chinned faggots like Shields he waddled in and caught Cruz. In the post fight Cruz blamed the new weight cutting policies on the loss. And said he might have to move up because he almost killed himself making weight. Trust me. Put the house,the rent,car, all of it on Faber.

Dreams I've had come true.
>Weidman knocking out Silva
>Bisping beating Anderson
>Nate beating Conor
>Conor beating Aldo
>Cody beating Almeida
>Golden State Warriors being the champions last year
>calling Panthers/Broncos headlining the Superbowl and the outcome one year ahead
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guys I had this dream I was watching faber vs cruz and I was like I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, a true fight fan
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>>67983681
>he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone
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>mfw I had a dream I could heem everyone here
Wait. NVM. I know i can heem every here
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Cat is my MMA mommyfu
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>>67982221
I wish Barao spoke English. I feel like his voice would be hilarious.
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lads give me some good mma podcasts, ones that actually talk about fighting not like JRE and FATK
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Do you prefer an early stoppage or a late stoppage?
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>>67983662
I already did put money on Faber...Bisping too. Gotta love the underdogs
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>>67984007
TFATK with Brendan Schaub and Bryan Callen
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>>67984016
A decision that was an entertaining fight desu
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>>67984031
thanks lad
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>This is the best thread in the whole 4chan
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Reminder that Americans all won last night.
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Alright boys, if you could take one drug and for the rest of your life eliminate 100% of any associated hangover effects as well as eliminate all addictive properties from that one drug, what drug would you choose?
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Which fighter has the next fedora bandwagon?

I feel like Overeem is picking up some steam
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>>67984016

I prefer an early knockout yeh
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>>67984129
Cody Garbrant
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>>67984071
how you feelin man
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>>67984129
The Reem never looked better.
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>>67982221
Uncanny tbqhwy
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>>67984155
I'm fine, the wind is really raging today. And you?
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>>67983381
115
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>>67984129
Reem sucks dick. He's going to get destroyed by Miocic. It's Yair. Bandwagon Yair.
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>>67984022
>I already did put money on Faber
He will never win. You lost money already.
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>>67984200
it's humid as fuck otherwise feeling alright

what did you think of last nights card?
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>>67984202
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>>67984215
>He will never win
What makes ya say that then?
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>>67984211
Yair has A LOT trouble in the pocket
He is gonna get caught by a good puncher very soon.
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>>67984236
88
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step 1: ufc closes up shop
step 2: mid-level athletes leave the sport for better pay days in other sports
step 3: we go back to have 45-year-old champions with beer guts earning 100k/yr
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>>67984359
They'd just go to Bellator, WSOF, and Rizin
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Now that athletes are beggining to dominate the UFC the sport is getting kinda boring t bh.
It was more fun when hard workers with godlike chins reached the highest level.
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Post your favourite pictures of your favourite fighters

TJ is my boy and I hope he smashes Assuncao and reclaims his strap
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>>67984291
I've never watched a RIZIN fight that wasn't in some way entertaining
Even the Gabi Garcia and Akebono-Sapp fights were memeworthy
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>>67984223
I had some money on Almeida, but my bet on Stephens more than covered my losses, so It was good. I'm anxious to watch Jones vs DC. And you? What are your thoughts? Any fight you are looking for?
>>67984238
Retrospect, reach advantage and the fact that Cruz is a more complete fighter in my opinion.
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UFC 199 Embedded Episode 1

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orork3WvQHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orork3WvQHg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orork3WvQHg
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>>67984490
>tfw Cruz is actually back for good now

MY BOY DID IT
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>>67984455
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>>67984465
Akebono-Sapp was had more footage of attendants toweling off a fat sumo wrestler than of actual fighting

I did like how Sapp was basically making a "fuck this shit so hard" face in his corner though

Memeworthy indeed
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>>67984490
Is Zingano back to get the title for good this time?
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>>67984488
He does have those things but Faber beat him once. Dominick has had a lot of time off while Fabers still been in there fighting and learning. I just kinda still view Dominick as a kid compared to the experiance of Faber
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>>67984488
Yeah I had Almeida winning that too, didn't do any bets but good on your for the Stephens bet covering that at least. I think that one was more of a sure thing. I thought the card was alright, I think we got less than we expected but I think at the end of the day it was still enjoyable. Yeah I'm pretty excited to see Jones vs DC 2, considering how the fight with OSP turned out, it makes me wonder if DC might have more of a chances now.
I'm really looking forward to 199, I'm excited to see Cruz fight again, and see what Faber can do against him. Cruz has the advantage but you never know. Rockhold vs Bisbong, I'm convinced Rockhold has it but man with so many upsets been having who even knows what's going to happen.
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>>67984490
Thank you for your service.
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>>67984442
Every single good fighter has legitimate technique and talent

There are no iron chinned Schaubs
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>>67984490
>That's what she said, right?
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>>67984637
What do you mean by good fighter?
Because there are plenty of top 10 fighters in the UFC that lack technique both in grappling and standing and they get away with it by just being the superior athlete.
Then you have hard workers like Werdum for example, an OK athlete who get to the highest level.
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>>67984455
Lawler bby fuck the h8er
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>>67984490
bisbong's wife is a top slag
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>>67984540
That was 10 years ago tho. Still, I wouldn't put my money on Faber (I may bet a very small ammount tho).
>>67984553
I had luck! hahaha. I was sure Almeida would win, like most people I think. He was very dumb during the fight, I will hardly bet on him against up-and-coming fighters again. Let's wait to see if he will become Erick Silva 2.0.
Regarding DC vs Jones I will bet on DC, I think he is very motivated and much better than he was before. I doubt Faber will win against Cruz or Bisping against Rockhold, it may happen tho, we never know, as you said we've seen quite a lot of upsets lately.
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>>67984683
>Because there are plenty of top 10 fighters in the UFC that lack technique both in grappling and standing and they get away with it by just being the superior athlete.

Like who? I can maybe think of a couple of guys at 205 (the weakest division) who fit that bill but that's it.
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>>67984699
my man
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>you now remember Thomas Almeida

what went wrong?
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>>67984490
Bisping''s kid picking against him again lmao
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Are the setting up Rockhold vs Jones for when DC retires at 200?

https://youtu.be/L7l84JpiVBM
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>>67984699
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>>67984894

He should be happy his kid isn't slow
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>>67984894
His picked Anderson to beat him also. Kids a fucking goof who doesn't know shit.
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>>67983249
will rockhold prove himself to be p4p goat in the coming years? i feel like he's dismissed from being mm/jbj tier right now because of 2 wheelkicks.
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>>67984490
>8:16
>Listening to McGregors 196 walkout song
He's gonna get heemed lads, bet on Bisping
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>>67984798
Good shit, though honestly I saw Stephens winning that fight, I was surprised that Barao took the punches as well as he did though. He was starting to get a lot more flat footed once he started getting hit by them though. Agreed, we all knew Almeida was kind of a slow starter but he just looked stiff and unnatural in there, he didn't look too bad until he took that first combination when he started to do some really stupid shit. Probably not a good idea to bet on the guy unless it's really a can, but who knows some fighters after taking that loss become much much better, though it makes me wonder if it was just him fighting stupid or him having a suspect chin. I'd probably bet on DC too, he's defintely improved and fought some top fighters, people call him a paper champ but I don't know I think we'll get a much better fight this time around. I don't really doubt anything anymore because hell man it's been pretty crazy with how things have been happening, I think even if Faber doesn't have a huge chance it'll be a good fight, I think bisbong has even less of a chance against rockhold though.
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>>67984490
I have never wanted someone to win as much as I want Cruz to win.
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>>67984215
>He will never win
>won both previous fights
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>>67984455
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>>67985011
Check the record, Fabe
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>>67985008
man, how embarrassing for him.
Why didn't he just stop?

Bro, she's flicking at your face and turning away saying "NOOO" she doesn't want your kisses.
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>>67985016
Didnt know struve had fans
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>>67985008
>dat head movement
>dat hand speed
A weapon to surpass the metal gear
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>>67985011
>won both previous fights
you only watched the first one
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>>67984501
Way to jinx him buddy.

>>67984490
Cat will never attentively watch you grapple.
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>>67985034
yeah dawg, that one dutchy who relentlessy bullies Vietnam fucking shits with markymark.jpgs is a Struve fan
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>>67985110
those beaners are so bean they almost look Chinese.
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>>67985062
>>67985021
Lol a loss means nothing, ranking means nothing, it’s numbers I’m over it you guys should be too
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>>67983662
>>Conor beating Aldo
i had a dream where they where fighting in some fancy cathedral with an octagon set up. aldo was shook af and goobs was pressuring so hard they somehow left the cage and wherre fighting in the audience. goobs was clowning hard and talking mad shit as always and even blast doubled aldo into some chairs.
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Guys. I was a Marine for five years. Fought in the deserts of Iran,Iraq and Benghazi. When I came back I opened an MMA gym. I'm not asking for you to "thank" me for my service. But I would appreciate it if you could send a few (You)'s my way. No I'm not trying to scam you out of (You)'s. I know the (You)conomy was unstable on /heem/ for a bit as everyone was spamming. But please if you can spare some send me a (You). Thanks. And Bless America.
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>>67985130

pretty sure theyre asian m80

asian and beaner arent mutually exclusive tho
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What is the likelihood that prime Fedor was on roids?
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>even bisbong's kid thinks he has no chance
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>>67985110
Do normies just not see this shit
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>>67985160
>goobs was pressuring so hard they somehow left the cage
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>>67985186
they are too caught up in shitty hipster art/videos and judging celebrities
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>>67985163
are you a diaz fan is the real question
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>>67985021
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>>67985265
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>>67985177
100% likely. Pride said no drugs like cocaine,weed,etc. But roids were fine. You don't think he read the contract. Because Randleman,Cro Can,Coleman,Shogun,Wand and every other fighter on the roster did. Look at Josh. All soft but he was/is a roider.
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>>67985163
God loves dead soldiers
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post yfw the california kid exposes cruz meme "fighting"
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>>67985163
here (You) go lad, who is your favourite British fighter?
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>>67985160
i also had one where rockhold and weidman where fighting at my old high school. it was outside by the front gate and weidman put his back up against the fence like silva and dropped his hands while rockhold stood normal. weidman then lunged at rockhold and hit him with a right hand that dropped him, then rockhold literally started rolling away while "The Chris" just kept walking towards him.

i was still right in that chris was fighting uncharacteristically.
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>>67985163
thank (You) for (You)r service
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>>67985286
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>>67985265
>>67985286
>>67985330
""""""""dropped" him
cruz lost his balance and was back on his feet dancing just as fine as ever after all of those
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>>67985330
how did he lose this decision
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>>67985330
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>>67985177
100%

The layer of fat so I don't look roided is a classic move.
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>>67985344
judges like cruz's striking output desu
one judge even scored it 50-45 cruz
i saw it as a split decision that could've gone either way
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>>67985344
Did you watch Weidman/Lyoto? The fight was similar to that. At least from my memory. It was competitive but you could tell one guy was winning.
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either way it should be a good fight with their bad blood history and faber being the only one to ever beat/finish cruz
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>>67985163

Wounded (You)rrior Project haha
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>>67985366
thats a sick scramble
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>>67985366
gotta love them scrambles, TAM always delivers
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Guys I'm feeling pretty down. Is it even worth making it to the next card?
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>>67985405
yes enjoy it with us, gonna be some good fights
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>>67985405
yes desu just look at those webm, faber is gonna meme on cruz
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>>67985383
>>67985325
>>67985310
>>67985296
>>67985238
Stolen valor isn't a joke or a meme. It isn't surprising it is all europoors entertaining that goof and giving him attention. Seriously, heem yourselves.
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>>67985405
You'll get to see Faber finally become champion but then you'll have to see your countryman get literally raped.
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>>67985405


You know what bud?

You just have to try to understand two things if you want to make it in life:

There's humour in everything.
There's beauty in everything.

If you can convince yourself of these truths, you're set.
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>>67985383
not funny
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>>67985423
Imagine you're the hero of your own movie
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>>67985371
was weidman vs loyoto an underrated fight desu?
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>>67985405
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>>67985435
it was solid af, lyoto with the ending barrage
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>>67985445
next goof image for the picks desu senpai
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>>67985414
But Cruz is my boy. Bisping is my boy. Ortega and Guida are my boys. Having boys was a bad idea
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>>67985458
how can he be sure that guy wasn't in the army though
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>>67985458
you look like dorks
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>>67985486
Because a service member wouldn't cheapen the position with a stupid shitpost like that, especially today.
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yo where's italy at? i got that ufctv python script working

anyone got any webm requests? i got full access to the ufc's fight library in hd

or if u want me to upload a full fight i can do that as well
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_I-LOhvQmjc
is /heem/ ready for the thai takeover?
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>tfw had to choke out my wife's son today

rough day lads..
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>>67985415
>stolen valor isnt a joke or a meme

yes it is
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>>67985456
i got the feeling the wide man knew that lyoto was firing at like 70% power at the end and was confident enough in his own chin to just eat it, being somewhat gassed himself
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>>67985573
Ignorance is bliss. Be thankful we have men and women willing to sacrifice themselves so you can remain ignorant to the horrors of war.
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>>67985568
Story
time
now
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>>67985551
Yes.
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>>67985551
I'm ready for the thai takeaway if you know what I'm saying lmao
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>>67984942
kid knows his shit actually, anderson won

if theres no refball this time the kid will be right again
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>>67985456
i would have cried tears of joy if loyoto landed a clean headkick at the end for the age of the dragon to continue once more.
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>>67985405
of course not, end it
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>>67985623
>anderson won
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>>67985573
This is the real stolen valor we need to be worrying about lads
YOU'RE
NOT
A
BLACK
BELT
BJJ police where we at?
https://youtu.be/SQxh07br2lM
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>>67985458
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kfaWE-JFwY
fake
or the guy has mental problems
either way, who cares
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>>67985549
yo
good job bro
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>>67985710
who df is ghost
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>>67985710
Who fucking cares
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>>67985650
What the fuck?
>that flag
Kek. I hope he gets heemed. He's probably going to get someone killed because of some meme shit he taught.
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>>67985650
back in the day that chump would've been beaten so bad he would move back to nigeria
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>>67985849
Thank (You) for your Service
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>>67985865
Tim is so based.
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is post USADA dos anjos going to lose?
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>>67985904
yes
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https://youtu.be/JhuSFZ1YFwo
https://youtu.be/JhuSFZ1YFwo
https://youtu.be/JhuSFZ1YFwo
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>>67985904
He's already starched cowboy desu.
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>>67985918
Does he share any fake war stories?
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>>67985865
Makes a lot of sense
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Can someone post cerrone's response to the grocery store yawning loudly copy pasta?
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>>67986022
a heem classic. Was it autism?
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>>67985912
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lost 4 of last 5
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JON JONES IMMA PINCH THAT DICK
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGCvxesC85p/
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>>67986069
>chestlets
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>>67986128

why do you do this to yourself Cormier
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>>67985549
>ufctv python script
yo plz share i wanna rewatch some old shit on fight pass.
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>>67986128
>that gentle caress and soft touch right at the dick
Cmon hes gotta be memeing
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>>67986128
>"You want this?"
>Caresses the dick
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>>67986128
top jej
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>>67986174
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>>67984490
First one I'm watching since 194
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>>67986128
jon
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>>67984490
This one was one of the best episodes yet.

Cruz is my boy.

Rockhold is my boy.

Boys all around.

Is Rockhold an unironic homo?
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>>67986128
hahaha this meme has no breaks

at this rate cormier is going to suck his dick at weigh ins
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>>67984490
>Skip a few minutes as soon as it shows AKA to see if there's anything else after Rockhold
>Just see Rockhold sitting there fondling a dick

Don't even want context
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>Tumenov is the future WW champ he is a MONSTER. His striking is next level, nobody comes close.

>Almeida is the future BW champ he is a MONSTER. His striking is next level, nobody comes close.

who is the next meme to be exposed?
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>>67986128
My fucking sides

Meme magic Israel
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>>67986334
cejudo

oh wait
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>>67986128
lmao

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464649361766.webm
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>>67986334
Robert Whittaker

>young prospect/contender who is mainly known for his striking
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>>67986361
delet this
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>>67986392
I did, and replaced it with a more well worded post >>67986390
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>>67981828
If he gets bumped by any of those people suddenly he probably won't fight until 2018
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>>67986390
>this cunt seriously deleted his post to revise a grammatical error
Hows undergrad
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>>67986410
>more well
delet this
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>>67986392
nice font rendering
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>>67986421
no bully
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>>67986270
>Is Rockhold an unironic homo?
Yes, but keep it on the down low. He isn't ready to come out yet.
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>>67986334
JON
O
N
E
S
WHEVEREVEYOUCUMBOYIMSUCKING
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>>67981871
Eggs, celery, onion, mustard, mayo or a dressing (like miracle whip), pickles (relish or diced) spices and potatoes
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>>67986270
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1464649647050.webm
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>>67986421

>Normally the comparative of well is better so the answer that it should be "better informed" sounds, at first, like the correct answer and "more well-informed" would be ungrammatical making the first professor a dolt.

>But it is not so. "Well" is not used in its normal adverbial sense here, but it forms a complex adjective ("well-informed") whose comparative and superlatives do not follow the normal rule. A person can be "well-informed" as a state of being and can thus be "more well-informed" if that state is either increased or intensified.

>Think of it this way and you will probably understand immediately: Order a steak "well-done." What if it comes back rare? Are you going to send it back saying, "I would like that better-done?" Probably not. Instead, you will say, and correctly so, that you want it "more well-done."

the point is that Robert Whittaker is a meme
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>>67986390
>9-2 in the UFC
Youre an idiot.
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>>67986434
But he seems to like women. Why would he be gay?
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>>67986452
I apologise
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jon
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/30/11814446/report-ufcs-valentina-shevchenko-caught-in-robbery-shootout-in-peru
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>>67986452
u tried
have a kek
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>>67986523
wheres that peruvian heemer
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>>67986523
>Valentina Shevchenko's trainer, Pavel Fedotov, was shot and taken to the emergency room

bet the barn on holm
HURRY HURRY HURRY
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>tfw u realize bryan callen is the funniest dude on joe rogans podcast

kek
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>>67986523
>The owner of the establishment said that this was the sixth time his restaurant has been robbed, and that's why he had security cameras installed.

Maybe he should consider a gun.
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>>67986580
not everyone lives in america
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>>67986523
why would anyone move to peru wtf

based trainer killed one of the robbers tho, hespec
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>>67986497
What is this post supposed to imply?
>>67888824 (You) say sterling would win but he lost
Why the dana faces?
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>>67986590
Schevchenkos coach had a gun on him, why couldn't the owner of the restaurant?
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>>67986605
it was made before sterling lost by some cuckposter
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>>67986128

meme magic
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New shirt arrived today boys
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>>67986523
someone post in there complimenting the coach ffs, the guy killed a robber and the fucking pussies in the comments are talking shit about him
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