>>67973619
News
>manlet rage is the GOAT technique
>Almeida is going to be the next 30 year old prospect erik silva
>bryan callen is CIA
artem
lolbov
edgy
>>67975882
To be fair, I have the same reaction when I order a small fries but they give me a large fries on accident.
>>67975888
lets see those memes faggot
>>67975882
Cliffs on Edgy Brah going in hard please.
i always cringe when i see them punching the dudes face when he's down
>>67975919
>LA rock bands from the 60's all had military familes and came out of the same neighborhood, the hippy movement was a military psy op
didn't hear the rest
Brendan Peter Schaub.
>>67975927
fresh yankova bunda
>>67975935
Based fellow Schaubposter.
Jon
AND STILL
jon
>>67975937
>tattoo
dropped
>>67975954
I'M GONNA REACH THAT DICK JON
>tfw no jon
dick
rate this OC lads
AHHH CHANDLER HELP
>>67975954
Why?
>>67975966
Why?
>>67975973
Why?
>>67975978
Why?
>>67975990
Why?
>>67976009
Why?
>>67976022
Why?
>>67976029
Why?
>>67976029
>yfw DC beats Jon Jones at UFC 200
>>67976048
why not?
>>67976048
>>67976049
>>67976048
it's a free country
>>67976048
Free Country, Brother
JON JONES
im watching you jon
wasnt aljamain supposed to run through careway like a bulldozer? how come that faggot lost I remember him hyping himself up like he was the next goat
>>67976103
NO MATTER WHERE YOU NUT BOY, I'M STILL SUCKING
>>67976111
cuckamain is a meme. everyone knew caraway was going to win except for the goof that made pic related.
>>67976120
>everyone knew Caraway was going to win
didn't you see the picks?
more cucks on heem than you think
>>67976135
Whats heem i thought i was on /ngannou/
>>67976153
>>67976153
dead meme honestly, sorry
>>67976120
He didn't win though.
'''''''stunning'''''''
i told you idiots cody would win
i'm so glad the meme is dead
>australia
>>67975882
i love john mccarthy throwing manlets at the end of the fight
Bulgaria apologize
>>67975922
try soccer
I think it would be better for everybody if rogan quits the UFC and just does fight companionsi
>>67976380
I don't care what he does as long as it isn't commentate
>joes questions Eddie on conspiracies
>Joe questions Schaub on bullying
>Joe questions Bryan about his BS
Good episode
>>67976234
will the Cody Garbrandt meme be the next to die?
>>67976435
>listening to those half-retards
>>67976440
he's not a meme, a couple of phonies jumped on his bandwagon last night other than that no one cares about him
>>67976380
It annoyed me that while Story and Saffedine were going to war with eachother they were busy shitting on Callen and talking about viagra
ufc on fox needs to get rid of rashad he couldn't be worse he can barely read
>>67976467
>It annoyed me
you should have stopped there
>>67976467
I turn them off during the fights
>>67976483
It only annoys me when they ignore great fights in favour of shit talking
>>67976507
>>67976515
if you turn them off completely you'll feel even better
>stipe vs overeem
>Browne vs Cain
>rothwell vs Werdum
>arlovski vs Barnett
>Nelson vs Lewis
Ngannou has looked good in his fights so far. Blaydes is still a legit talent and has been training with Ludwig now for striking. Mahkov is done with wrestling this summer. Verhoeven is dabbling in mma. Anyone else feeling a heavyweight revival?
Is Paige a meme fighther?
>>67976525
But I think they're funny. Do you think everybody just likes what you like?
post some webm's of hues getting heem'd lads, recent ones if possible
http://www.strawpoll.me/10349501
>>67976563
>Liking things I don't like
You fucking monster!
>>67976582
Let's settle it in the octagon bro. no gloves, no time limit, gi optional, pride rules.
@67976575
Literally what
>>67976572
>>67976647
Hi im Fabricio Werdum
And this is running into punches
[Jackass theme starts playing]
>there are goofs in this thread right now who are so cucked that they choose to watch Joe Rogan and Bryan Callen talk about dicks and chemtrails while there are actual literal genuine UFC fights happening
>>67976673
I told Fabricio to smash Stipe's fist with his chin
AND HE ACTUALLY DID IT
The MADMAN!
>>67976679
yeah because jon ankek and brian stann are actually sufferable, right conor?
>>67976679
The natty GOAT
hey bud remember when I was talking about how I thought Caraway and Garbrandt were going to win and you said you were capping all of the posts because I was going to get BTFO when they lost?
well I hope you had fun wasting your time you fuckin idiot lmao
>you now remember Thomas "The Taxi Driver Menace" Almeida
what went wrong?
>>67976291
>>67976300
I goofed guys.
>>67976859
Adan...
>>67976867
yeah you did big time
>>67976867
Don't feel bad, Bulgaria
Keep training in the gi and all your fitefan sins will be forgiven
So glad that cocky nigger Aljamain Sterling got what was coming to him
THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guG9cVs3ms4
>>67976944
Adam Milstead is a true american
Remember to shake a veteran's hand Three times a day MINIMUM
>>67976733
Anik was actually really good on this show and Brian Stann does such a better job than Rogan that I'm pretty sure Joe's only still employed because of tenure
>>67975882
>brazil btfo again
lol if people said this shit every time an American fighter lost you guys would lose your shit
Lineker would heem Garbrant hard
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
>>67976961
>>>67976733
>Anik was actually really good on this show
Anik contributed literally nothing. He's probably worse than Goldberg in that the guy and his content sound exactly like voicemails. Goldberg at least has some kind of personality.
>>67977086
>personality
Every time with this shit. You know Anik is the play by play guy right? He does that better than Goldberg ever did.
>takes a lotta energy to be a rockstar!
>it's a heem argues over personal preferences as if they were objective facts episode
>>67977123
thats 4chan's eternal episode
>>67977100
He's right, shut the fuck up
>>67977150
Shut up
Guys
Embedded is coming out today....
>>67977156
Right about what exactly?
Only a casual could genuinely believe Goldberg actually does a good job on commentary. Joe is debatable, but Goldberg is just the drizzling shits.
>takes a lotta energy to be a rockstar!
>tfw i could 50-45 every here
>>67977173
>every here
You can't even write a coherent sentence.
>>67976961
>>67977100
BECAUSE IF HIS NAME IS KEITH JOHNSON, THEN THE DEAN OF MEAN MAKES NO SENSE
DIAZ
SMELLS
THE OPENING
>>67977171
MICHAEL JORDANESQUE
KOBE BRYANT, MAYBE?
SPEAKING SOME PORTUGUESA
>>67977183
tbf I don't know if the Diaz brothers could either
>>67977183
damn...
>>67977171
>only casuals disagree with me
good post
>tfw the US military started the hippie movement
Fuck the 60's
>>67977212
At least I've got some shit to say other than 'shut up' so I'll take this as a moral victory since I'm not going to change your casual mind.
>>67977100
Anik is just a commentator equivalent of a yes man, he's nothing special. I guess I hate him more than Goldberg because his voice resembles Stann's and it make the commentary even more insufferable.
>>67977224
*tips*
>>67977213
>>67975926
>>67977251
He does seem like a drone at some points, I don't particularly like him but I think he's servicable, but Goldberg really gets on my nerves.
I also think Stann and Anik have some chemistry to them, like that little moment when Stann says he'll put up his watch if some guy won (I forget who it was).
I'm so fucking mad that son of a bitch Cody Garbage won.
>>67977213
entitled college kids from California started the hippie movement, their parents funded it and the war fueled it
hey guys remember when you thought Cody and Bryan were going to lose because you're stupid?
>watch Urijah's snapchat story
>he snaps Cody's win
>everyone is happy
>snaps Chad crying in the background
Wew lads. I didnt ask for these feels.
>I pick fights with 100% accuracy
>>67977393
Remember when everybody said TAM was done and over with because TJ left
>I think UFC is real
fucking dummies, you can get the results 2/3 hours prior to the event
>People are suprised Almeida lost
It was clear he had a glass chin from the Pickett fight
>>67977446
I thought Garbrandt had a chance but I'm still surprised Almeida lost so handily and quickly. Thought his sense for surviving when hurt and accuracy and reach advantage would probably lead him to the victory.
>>67977446
That's not what a glass chin is m8
Bigfoot Silva has a glass chin
Getting shut down by a perfectly timed left hook can happen to everybody
It's when he starts getting rocked by jabs and flinching at every little tap you can start claiming x has a glass chin
the glass chin thing is dangerously becoming a meme of its own
careful, guise
>>67977571
It's only becoming a meme because people are misusing it
These anybody who shows any reaction at all to a strike has a suspect chin, and if you get TKOd a few times or KO'd once your chin is "cracked"
It's when you lose 3-4 fights in a row due to strikes you can start claiming somebody has a bad chin, especially when you can tell it wasn't even a full power strike or a strike that a few years ago wouldn't even have affected them
Bigfoot is the perfect example, his chin on roids vs his chin off roids is like night and day
>>67976563
>Do you think everybody just likes what you like?
There are plenty of people I appreciate as talented but don't like personally. Rogan, Schaub etc. are a bunch of fucking retards.
>>67977571
Need a chin check?
>>67977604
>my opinions are fact
You don't have any friends, do you?
>>67977625
Show me one funny, clever, interesting or insightful clip involving any of them
>>67977489
i thought bigfoot absorbed some shit vs mark hunt, but then i remembered mark brokes his hand early and also
>roids
>>67977669
Lol I don't care if you like them or not, I just don't understand why you care if others do. It's ok to disagree about stuff.
Was anyone else pleasantly surprised by the amount of good sportsmanship in yesterday's matches?
Almost every fighter acknowledged their opponents skill and shook hand after the fight. Even the eye poke extraordinaire apologized profusely for it.
Or am I just a faggot for noticing?
>>67977676
Bigfoot popped after the Hunt fight though, he was definitely on obscene amounts of test, which is how he was able to absorb that amount of punishment
Compare Clean Silva to that when they fought the second time, THAT's what a weakened chin looks like
>>67977697
Even good guy Bryan Caraway was nice to Aljo after that cunt hounded him for a literal year talking hardcore personal shit the whole time.
>>67977697
You're not a faggot.
I didn't notice it as anything out of the ordinary personally, but I guess yeah, there was a decent level of sportsmanship. I mean, there was that guy who got a cheeky strike in after the round was over
>>67977708
yeh i agree m8, bigfoot also was fighting timid like hell, hunt easily corraled him into a clean right on the dome.
I think extra test gives you prime fightability you can't really measure with chin or strength, see vitor
>>67977708
god i hate hunt so much
>>67977735
>>67977690
s. america btfo hard
>>67977745
>posting Sakuraba
You're a gent m8
I hope you vote for Jimmie
>>67977763
lol
>Wake up Claudia, it's all over.
>>67977821
What an ugly, ugly, ugly little horse
>>67977821
>this is a 10 in eastern europe
>>67977821
Joanna is cute!
CUTE!
>>67977839
>>67977846
So Almeida is now in the chin deleted club
>>67977979
barao can still take a shot
>>67977867
Meme fighting gatekeeper
Was never my boy
>>67978015
lol
with ronda there was no need to pretend
>>67978044
Exactly ;)
Did that Aus have some cheesy chips yesterday, how were they
>>67978015
He's 24. There is still hope.
CAUSE NOW WEVE GOT BAD BLOOD
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
https://youtu.be/lIwnGcotD2o
>>67978084
zane got so blown the fuck out on picks he didn't do a 6th round
>>67978083
Let's be honest though, he is pretty much complete as a fighter though. He might tighten up his defense a bit but he is always going to be the fighter he is today. His only hope is too become Lawler esque in his pacing, but I don't think he has the punching power Lawler has to make it work at that pace. Garbrant and Aljo have a lot more room to add to their game
>tfw no mma hour with ariel today
>>67978084
>>67978099
Meant to link this desu
https://youtu.be/xUC9gLxwouk
https://youtu.be/xUC9gLxwouk
>>67978118
He's doing it tomorrow though
>almeida will beat cody
>cody is a meme guys
>nate will win the rematch
>>67978115
>Let's be honest though
Let's actually be honest, that's a ridiculous assumption.
I mean look at careers like Rumble and Lawler's and you have the gall to say someone will never improve?
>>67978099
Thomas Almeida via TKO, round 2.
Renan Barao via decision.
Tarec Saffiedine via SD.
Jessica Eye via decision.
Alberto Uda via TKO, round 1.
Shane Campbell via TKO, Round 3.
Sterling by decision.
>>67978150
You didn't read what I wrote.
>>67978186
In context of the post you're responding to it comes off as you're saying that he's about as good as he's going to get. I get you now though.
>tfw only masvidal fucked my picks
sad.jpg
lads just finished watching the main card
good fights even though lots of decisions
I agreed with all the decisions, I thought the Larkin-Masvidal one was the closest, really hard to score.
Cody really surprised me. I'm not sure what changed since his previous fights.
Was it just that the other opponents he had a bit more trouble with were heavier hitters?
Was it Almeida being too timid while not moving away either and thinking he'd be able to defend the shots rather than stay away from them in the first place?
Or is Almeida just a meme?
pretty good event though
>>67978207
I absolutely hate this faggot, I just want him to shut the fuck up about MUH BOXING
This isn't a fucking boxing match, it's MMA, the guy with the better hands does not nessecarily win
>Faber beats Cruz
>Dilly beats Faber
>Garbrant beats Dilly
Pottery
>>67978270
First time I ever watched him fight. Reminds me of Cub Swanson and Mcgoob
According to Jeremy Stephens, Cruz literally did nothing except cardio in preparation for TJ because he didn't want to get injured.
>two good looking white guys are on the card
>all of the basketball americans sperg about how they are going to lose because they can't stand to see whiteys that have it all continue to succeed
>they both win
lmao you guys = BTFO
>>67978259
nothing changed, chutebox brazilians have always have always been marvelous on the offensive but middling on the defense.
I called it with cody KO'ing almeida, and I didn't even want cody to win, he seems like an unlikable faggot.
Brazilians need to update their striking game to MMA. You can't just rely on high guards when you've got 4oz gloves, thats why boxing is underrated for mma.
Barboza, another brazilian guy everyone was excited about had the exact same problem: marvelous when hes got the intiative, but when pressed by a punched, he falls to pieces. Jamie Varner ended him almost the exact same way Cody did to Almedia - rush to close the kicking gap and smack them with wild hooks.
>>67978347
cody is mostly native american
>>67978350
Alright Cody we get it, people doubted you
Wasn't able to watch the fights last night cause I was partying with a bunch of non fite fans. Just woke up, looked at the results.
Pissed that no love fag won, he's such an edge lord I just can't get behind him. watched some of the webms of the fight. Did almeida even land anything the whole fight? really didn't expect it to go cody's way, especially in the first fucking round
>>67978366
>muh 1/64 cherokee heritage
fuck off kike
>>67978259
I think Cody is still growing as a fighter and will evolve between fight and so will Almeida. This means we can't look at their previous fights and expect them to be the same fighter. I think Almeida might have been a bit too timid since he didn't want to repeat the first round of the Pickett fight but Cody is just the better in-fighter at the moment and took advantage.
>>67978348
thanks, that makes some sense
>>67978366
>muh 1% injun heritage
lmao
>>67978383
no he's literally mostly native american
Anyone else only support undefeated fighters?
>>67978383
>>67978403
both of his parents were born in a first nations tribe
>>67978405
Source ?
>>67978391
Yea, as spectacular as his KO of Pickett was, that fight gave some real foreshadowing for an impending loss. His defense is just not good enough, it was really only a matter of time until somebody hit hard enough to put him out. Sucks that it was Cody no rank garbrandt that did it to him
>>67978371
Almeida landed a nice short hook after Cody rocked him and tried to follow up. Cody wasn't hurt but it kept him honest
>>67978425
>>67978465
His mom looks kinda mixed, Cody looks white as fuck tho.
>>67978489
>Cody looks white as fuck tho
he does look part native, his eye shape gives it away but def mostly white
How was Sara McMann vs. Jessica Eye?
>>67978207
I thought he left wtf
Who's next for my boy?
>>67978578
One of the worst fights I've seen this year. Late on I just stopped watching and went to grab some food. Heck, even prior to that I had it split with the gamethread so I could entertain myself
>>67978207
ahahahahahah he keeps getting btfo'd and yet he keeps posting l-m-a-o
>>67978442
I noticed that as well.
>>67978578
So guy in the front row fell asleep
>>67978465
lmao reminds me of the """""indigenous australians""""" I went to school with
>i'm 1/128th koori get off my land white dog
>>67978624
Yeah, I noticed it live, but upon rewatching couldn't find it until about the 3rd replay, thought i had imagined it. At 2:42 of the round, if he had more power on it could have caused some trouble.
>5 days away
>>67978664
holy shit
>>67978664
wow I didn't know luke was that short
>>67978664
Then there is only Macdonald vs wonderboy in between now and UFC 200 weekend. These heems will need to last us a while.
>>67978664
>It's a Dan Henderson gets KOed and claims it was an early stoppage episode
>>67978683
We should do a B-movie night with Fight Valley and Never Back Down 3
>>67978664
natty, goat, champion,... these are some of the words that describe Michael Bispin
>>67978664
>Dan Henderson
>August 24, 1970 (age 45)
>>67978688
>it's an aggressive brawler walks right into an H Bomb and heem gets BTFO episode
>>67978664
>henderson vs lombard
h-hendo will ko lombard r-right guys???
>>67978703
Damn straight, the Hector bomb is going to lay Dan out
>>67978707
Yes. It's going to be Hendo vs boetsch all over. Speaking of which, how spicy was that night?
>>67978714
good post
>>67976048
shut up DC
>>67978664
Rockhold
Cruz
Llamas
Lombard
Poirier
Ortega
Dariush
Penne
Miller
Breese
Wilson
Casey
Kim
Free money
>>67978700
>now introducing a man who was conceived during Woodstock
>>67975882
>anderson silva
>erick silva
>renan barao
>warrley alves
>fabricio werdum
>thomas almeida
BTFO
T
F
O
>>67978808
Top lad
>>67978664
Imagine is Bisping won? The shitposting would be unreal
>38 years old
Will he ever fight again?
>>67978808
holy shit is this true??? what a nice guy
>>67975882
Did anyone get all their picks right for fight night vegas? I haven't seen the pick sheet. I know I fucked up on the Baron but I was wondering if we all fucked up on picks or not.
>>67978808
yeah ted bundy did too so what
>>67978828
I swear if he can just get out of the first 2 rounds without getting taken down he can use his cardio and outstrike Luke to a decision victory
>>67978862
Luke was on antibiotics for the Weidman fight and Bisping hardly looked like Bendo in that Silva fight, I don't know if there's any cardio advantage there at all.
Also, I don't know about Bisping outstriking Luke
>>67978862
>he can use his cardio
On short notice from doing a movie? My lad Bisping will have to wait till Luke goes for a meme kick and take him out.
>>67978590
wtf he destroyed someone's phone that's fucked fine him Dana
>>67978862
+774
take a chance
>>67978862
Luke has regressed into the same headspace he was in before he fought Vitor. Bisping is going to heem him with a spinning wheel kick.
>>67978909
I thought antibiotics made you feel better
>>67978788
How did you forget Jose Aldo?
>>67977371
>entitled
To personal freedom, what a horrible idea.
Do you enjoy the taste of authority's cock so much because you're actually a faggot or is just because you've been bred into it by your conservative family?
![Masvidal(2)[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/DWyu1NN.jpg "Masvidal(2)[1].jpg")
Did somebody say split decision?
>>67978985
who?
>10 years since bisping won TUF
>10 years since Faber beat Cruz
There is something in the air this weekend...
>Urijah Fafao
>Dana White promised me something tonight, and I came here to take it and that's exactly what I did!
What did he mean by this?
>>67978851
Everyone got btfo. One lad made it all the way to the main event but picked almeida.
>>67978992
Masvidal won rounds 1 and 3. Robbery
>the California kid
>is 39 years old
>>67979047
I disagree but regardless I don't know how you can call it a robbery in a fight that close.
>>67979052
>the Fireball Kid
>is 37 years old
>>67979042
free fightpass for a year
>>67979066
"Robbery" is a coping mechanism for intellectually stunted individuals who can't accept they made a miscalculation.
>>67978992
feels good man
>>67979013
cheeky 50'er on faber and bisbong lads
>>67979085
>judges are always highly-qualified, attentive, and non-biased
>>67979066
>>67979085
robbery is the rem used when one fighter clearly wins the fight, yet the judges reward the win to the other fighter
lets not forget that adelaide byrd was judging last night and scored caraway sterling 29-28 for sterling
i also thought burkman beat felder desu
How does one train striking as much as Faber yet still suck so much ass at it?
>>67979135
but Masvidal didn't clearly win two rounds at all.
>>67979159
thats arguable
also larkin should've lost a point for that eyepoke
>>67978403
>>67978383
i'm 1/8 native american
