artem
USA USA USA
1st for Cody being my boy
>brazil
>The City of Brazil
I thought Almeida was supposed to have world-class counter-striking and exceptional timing? I thought he only got tagged on the inside because of how much more he punished his opponent for every punch he took while aggressing?? I thought no one was supposed to be able to stand and bang with him????
lucky win by garbrandt
WEBM
edgy brah
Just can't get on this guy's train. T-Rex manlet edgelord with a horrific KO loss on his record
Is having T-Rex arms the best boxing base?
![466621818.0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/am6OFOR.jpg "466621818.0[1].jpg")
So when did you realize Thomas was shit? For me.
>getting lit the fuck up by Brad Pickett
It was supposed to be a walk in the park. Not hating on Brad either. Thomas isn't a world beater. Cody probably ruined him psychologically too.
Almeida was never my boy
>shit talk
THE IMPOVERISHED FAVELA OF BRAZIL
WILL
NEVER
STOP
TAKING
L'S
SOMEONE ADD IT TO THE MONTAGE
Leave Cody to me.
>Garbrandt will lose
is /heem/ ever right?
>>67973650
That his kid? If so Mighty Mouse should get a paternity test. Kid is white and has straight hair.
ALMEIDA FEDORAS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
/HEEM/ = SHOOK
WHEN WILL YOU NIGGAS EVER NOT BE WRONG
>>67973634
Same here, i'm between quiting sport or quitting life. Leaning towards the second
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Literally cannot lose
garbrandt vs dillasnake when?
>>67973667
i realized he was shit when he got knocked out in the first round 5 minutes ago
BRAZILIANS FALLING APART
Who else /gettinganecktattomorrow/?
>>67973655
>>67973689
fuuuuuuuuck
>>67973680
mighty mouse is white too
Cruz and Dillashaw both embarrass him. He beat a can crusher.
>>67973685
Argentina no stay with /heem/
There are more memes to come
almeida is still my boy
Alright, lads, let's be serious for a second.
What's Garbrandt's path to the championship fight after this huge statement of a night?
>>67973691
HERE
more tattoos = better fighter, this settles it
>>67973655
big jon tossed No Rank like a used tampon.
>>67973689
Almeida made a big mistake trying to BANG while hurt.
Hopefully he learns from this.
USA > EVERYONE ELSE
WHY EVEN GET IN THE RING
THE USA DOMINATES ALL YOU USELESS CUNTS
>>67973709
Caraway
>>67973650
>tfw your baby is almost as big as you
![4691960-1467005628-maxre[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yvdqdXh.jpg "4691960-1467005628-maxre[2].jpg")
>>67973206
>>67973680
Kid is a little darker now, blacks are born looking white
So was Cody right about the "padded record"?
>>67973709
He's exciting and undefeated. One or two fights to Cruz maximum.
>>67973729
Never buy into the hype of an undefeated Brazilian.
>Card in Brasil
>7-1
>Card in USA on memorial day
>Clean sweep
Hmmm....
Cody was never going to ruin the party
ITS TIME BOYS EDDIE'S GETTING WARMED UP
TRUTH BOMBS ON THE WAY
fight me irl fgts
>>67973727
everyone is born innocent
>>67973729
All Brazilians have padded records
Here lies brazil
>>67973718
He looked shook as fuck after he tasted that power
called it
cody upset
I hate being right about fighters i want to lose.
>>67973727
The kid never looked white, and doesn't in that picture.
who /fuckcallen/ here
>>67973709
Dodson next fight IMO.
Should be spicy.
>getting heemed by a reachlet
Back to the fight pass prelims
>>67973709
cody vs the snake pls regardless of his ufc 200 outcome
>>67973698
>mighty mouse is white too
>twitch streamer
Checks out
Almeida vs Barao @ Flyweight, loser leaves the favela
>>67973680
His wife is white. Also, DJ is twitch streaming weeb with some white in him.
>>67973680
What're you trying to say? His name is Demetrious Johnson not Raykim Dindu he's one of the greatest white fighters in history
>>67973689
You're fast as fuck with these webms man, how the hell can you do it with your shit Aussie connection?
Do you speed it up by using some of your connection that goes into your land harness?
joe rogan & co got too high now, time to leave
![flyweight-champion-demetrious-mighty-mouse-johnson-poses-with-his-picture-id451778152[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oZX9U9Z.jpg "flyweight-champion-demetrious-mighty-mouse-johnson-poses-with-his-picture-id451778152[1].jpg")
>>67973680
his wife is a white woman called destiny
BRAZIL
BLOW
THE
FUCK
OUT
NAME A NATION MORE CONSISTENTLY BTFO IN THE PAST 5 YEARS IN SPORTS THAN BRAZIL
>>67973738
kek
/thread
>>67973729
no, cody got lucky. he flailed his t-rex arms and won
>>67973755
Lol this. I hate him but had a gut feeling he'd win.
RDA is the only Brasilian that is still relevant
>Mfw Eddie Alvarez memes his way to the LW title
>Late night Edgy
>>67973702
idk dude. He has faster hands than both of them.
>>67973689
Great quality. Thnx bb
>>67973759
kek how have i never seen this
tip top shop
>>67973689
Can you please upload Garbrandt's jumping high kick? It was within the first minute of the fight, right after his crouching heel kick. It was the best move of the night for sure.
Where were you when another Brazilian's chin was deleted?
BRAZIL THE KEKS OF THE FIGHTING WORLD
Was it the sunglasses at the weigh in that caused that /heem/?
>>67973729
Almeida was terrorising the Brazilian taxi drivers for years.
>>67973738
I think you mean never bet on a post USADA brazilian ever.
btw Almeida is still my boy, Werdum is still my boy, Barao still my boy, Aldo still my boy, Anderson still my boy, AND OVERALL
SHOGUN STILL MY MAIN MAN.
Aunque ganes o pierdas no me importa una mierda.
>>67973780
>cody got lucky
>Brazilian chins
Nice finish by Carbrand
Dillasaw next?
>>67973786
RDA will be cucked by Khabib, the greatest mixed martial artist of all time, by the end of this year.
Lads
What do you do when everything crumbles around you?
When fighters you're rooting for begin to fall like dominoes? When the teams you want to win fail?
What's going on?
>>67973773
>Destiny
ALMEIDA THREW THE FIGHT
THIS IS PROOF THE UFC IS RIGGED
>>67973810
>mexican intellectuals
>>67973773
> dyed blonde hair makes you white
She clearly isn't. Sicilian at best. Probably Mexican, maybe Arab.
>>67973811
Dodson imo
Matt Brown @IamTheImmortal 7m7 minutes ago
Fuck yeah @Cody_Nolove
If he's my boy's boy he's my boy.
>>67973814
You nut the fuck up because this is the way of the gladiator. No one lasts forever, and most don't even last for a short while.
>>67973807
Shit boys
>>67973709
I'm guessing he'll fight the loser of TJ/Assuncao, then a title shot.
>>67973813
Nate would clown Khabib.
>>67973786
Edson Barbosa is going to get a title shot soon.
>>67973807
Hespec.
Also did Gustafsson quit for good?
Alright I've had enough Eddie Bravo.
cody exposed him hard. his striking looks very impressive.
i agree with cody vs dodson bring it on
>>67973825
>Matt Brown is your boy
Is he your AA and rehab sponsor too, you degenerate?
>>67973698
>>67973769
>Johnson has never met his biological father
Nah, he's black m8
>>67973819
u mmad?
Edgy Gah going ham on JRE now lel
>>67973835
aw fuck Eddie's putting the pieces together
my brain is frying
man Almeida looked like hammered shit tonight, what the fuck happened?
Dengue fever?
expsoed?
USADA'd?
>>67973836
Aussiebro, pls:
>>67973795
>>67973830
Nate would be crying for Nick within 5 seconds.
>>67973814
"fight game with 4oz gloves"
say it like a prayer. Comfort yourself with these words everytime your boy gets heem'd
>>67973832
no, he will have his new fight announced in about 4/5 bongs most likely vs OSP on the Hamburg card.
>>67973846
Just got outclassed.
There are people in this thread who listened to a bunch of stoned retards talk about dicks instead of based Stann's godly commentary tonight.
>>67973836
USA
USA
USA
>>67973831
Not after he got subbed by my boy Tony Ferguson
>>67973813
>RDGay
>fighting more than once a year
Brazilian fighters getting exposed
>>67973655
LEL
Another meme fighter in the trash bin
>>67973830
>being this clueless
I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're fanboying. I hope you're not actually retarded.
>Eddie
>>67973853
Well when you put it like that...
>>67973847
ok hang on
Just a reminder that Cody has the best boxing in MMA
Just a reminder Justin Buchholz is the best coach in MMA
>>67973846
Cab driver crusher.
>>67973814
Pls don't Kill yourself after Brexit fails
Believe in the Nige you cucks
>>67973853
Stan was good tonight
/heemspeak/ bros I told you that Almeida is the next in line to get exposed
>>67973676
BASED
This is now a Sara McMann thread
>>67973722
Kek
>>67973653
>World class counterstriking
Since when? Dude swarms niggas.
>>67973853
he seemed to really harp on the fact that a fighter hates feeling like they left something in the cage when they get back to the locker rooms
first hand experience gives him a good insight
>>67973830
classic 196er response.
>>67973848
>>67973863
Nate's unstoppable now, you faggots.
Khabib will get exposed. If not this year, in 2017, but he will get exposed.
Screencap this, I'll laugh at you Kebab nuthuggers.
when did you realize rogan was a CIA asset and callen and schaub were spineless faggots?
>>67973619
holy shit is she 4'6"
>people still keep their boys even after they get violently heemed
Lol i jumped ship on werdum and this sesame street lookin muthafucka
>>67973873
kek, not bad lad
>>67973868
>Just a reminder Justin Buchholz is the best coach in MMA
he has been doing a great job since he took over
>>67973867
Blessed be thine soul, based Aboriginal fellow.
>>67973876
so can i like ... maybe have the next title shot ... if it's not too much trouble
>>67973868
reminder that i'm a team alpha male fan unironically
Welp, this fight told us absolutely nothing. An unproven fighter heeming another unproven fighter. Garbrandt's power is real though. Almeida was shook as fuck. The only guy who can bang with him at 135 is Dodson. Cruz and Dillashaw could probably style on him though.
They're right you know
>>67973889
SHEEEEEEEEEEEEIT NIGGUH BIX NOOD MOFUGGA
>>67973830
196er pls go
did anybody else notice the big red blotch on Almeidas shoulder tonight? I think he caught turbo AIDS from Claudia
>>67973885
>from a third world country
>mentally retarded
I guess it's sort of a mercy. If you were actually aware of your situation, it would be more cruel.
>>67973876
Post ass.
>>67973885
My boy Khabib will literally never lose, he will go down as the greatest MMA fighter to ever live. Stay mad.
>>67973894
>>67973876
>>67973828
Wow. Cody looks healthier here. My guess is 160lbs ish.
>>67973795
>>67973876
I think she's a qt. But again......those fucking tats.
>>67973838
Not liking Matt "the cage fighters cagefighter" Brown
Why do you even watch mma?
>>67973884
>>67973901
>>67973908
>196er
>Projecting THIS much
>Americans sucking Kebab dick
Colour me surprised.
I'm ready to pull the trigger
>>67973915
shit, that bobbing saved his life
>Not having an All American parlay going
>>67973915
YES! THANK YOU!!!
LOOK AT THIS MOVE, ANONS, AND CRY JOYOUSLY. FOR YOUR NEW LORD HAS RISEN.
>its a rogan impersonates alex jones episode
>>67973925
ARGENTINA I SAID NO
>>67973922
more 196er replies lmao
I bet you unironically rep Stockton too despite having never been there.
>>67973843
did u happen to grab a screenshot of 420schaub or did i get meme'd on?
>>67973915
You think you could get that sick combination that Cody landed? It looked pretty dang cool. Thanks for making these, chief.
>>67973873
Lol
Who /CodyNoLove/ here?
Did cody gain some of conors abilities when he pushed him on TUF? Does the gorilla tattoo hold the power?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIwnGcotD2o
Gentlemen we are live
>>67973868
>Just a reminder that Cody has the best boxing in MMA
>Looks at record
>Hues and literal whos
>>67973936
Why are you so keen on projecting, anon?
>>67973873
Please put Almeida's face on this
>>67973922
>Nate would rek Khabib
>Doesn't even say why
>Gets called out on it
>Hurr you like to suck Kebabs
My man...you're not making yourself look good
>>67973927
Hulk MMA debut when?
>leave Khabib to me
>>67973943
Conor would clown Cody so hard it's not even funny.
>Hate Caraway
>Caraway wins
>Hate Cody
>Cody wins
I should stop being surprised by this shit.
>>67973925
Pls no
I promise I'll buy a ticket to be there in time to cuddle in the mat with you by tuesday
>>67973942
Here lad
He fucked best ring girl
Vanessa Hanson @vanessa_hanson 23m23 minutes ago
Congrats @Cody_Nolove !
>>67973954
>Doesn't ask why
>Expects me to start ranting
A bit entitled, are we, Beverly Hills sweetheart?
>>67973927
bigg guy lads
>>67973967
Cody is pretty handsome with that bad boy look, shame about the stubby arms and manlet body. If he was 6'4" he would clean up even more than he already does
Garbrandt vs Dodson @ ufc 203
Just got back from a BBQ, only saw like a few prelims how were the main card bouts? seeing lots of meme knockouts, any good grappling?
this was the last grappling exchange i really saw, any webm of the others?
How would Stephens do at 145 in bellator?
Rory my last boy is probably getting heemed by a meme kick next.
If that happens i quit MMA, both watching, training, everything.
This semen slurping sport is not for me.
>>67973909
hhhnnnnnggggg
>>67973970
>Nate got clowned on by RDA who got clowned on by Khabib but Nate would beat Khabib because of....reasons
Not even interested in your reasons cause I know it will just be nonsense or more dumb insults
>"5 days in the woods, it was all cock and gay stuff"- Joe Rogan
What did he mean by this?
Cody's next few fights probably look like this (assuming he wins them all):
>Caraway ---> Dillashaw ---> Cruz
>>67973998
the poo slides out
Bummed that Jorge lost
>>67973985
What is it about Cody? His tattoo flare? His receding hairline slicked back with grease? His fucked up baby teeth? His disproportionately small arms? His baby penis?
>>67974012
>tfw Larkin and Masvidal were both my boys
Slightly longer sequence capture - displays the exchange before the fight ending work. Looks a little gnarly though.
>>67974012
hes the master of losing split decisions, hes a fucking goof
>>67974013
Paige pls
>>67974002
>Got clowned on
You literally have no idea what that means, do you? I can always tell you 2015 newcomer faggots by how wrongly you use simple shit like this.
Sit the fuck down, Kebab nuthugger, watch some more fights and then come back to me.
So they are gonna make Almeida vs Sterling right?
Who takes that fight?
>>67974012
same
>>67973992
They sort of got progressively worse
Co-Main and Main were decent but we had 6 or 7 decisions in a row.
Might be worth just going through the threads and watching the WebM's desu
>>67973830
>Nate would clown Khabib
let's not forget Nate is a journeyman, he beat up a Featherweight, he's not actually that good
>>67974028
>actually being this wrong
>>67974026
>implying PVZ is creative enough to shitpost
>>67973876
>>67973830
Honestly if we're talking about their current form, maybe. Nate's looked sharp recently whereas Khabib has had a lot of time off and while he dominated Horcher, it wasn't really a convincing fight to say he's back
>>67974034
Yeah, you should consider going back to >>>/asp/, WWE generals are there now.
>>67974033
>Denying Conor is good just because Nate beat him
Jesus Christ, you Americans are literally ruining the sport worse than Brazilians.
>>67974031
thanks for the heads up
>>67974042
>implying shitposting requires creativity
>>67974028
I hope you're just doing this for the (You)'s, if you actually believe this check yourself into a mental hospital
>>67974048
That's exactly what I'm trying to drill into the heads of these knob jockeys. Khabib's last fight was like Jones' last fight, they're obviously past their prime IMO.
>>67974050
just go to bed m8, nobody cares about your shit opinions
>>67974048
>nate looks sharp
>got his shit pushed in by a 145er
JUST
went 4/12 tonight and lost $5 on almeida
>>67973830
>>67974058
>>67974062
And tonight is proven once and for all that Kebab nuthuggers are literally worse in terms of cancer than Conor nuthuggers ever were.
Fucking insane.
>Tank Abbott the 200th best fighter in UFC history
What does HEEM mean? Plz no bully and no meme
So, nobody gives a shit about Dodson vs Cody?
>>67974070
You're just wrong dude, Nate isn't that good, Khabib has potential to be GOAT, accept it.
>>67974051
The fact they all went to decision doesn't mean the fights were necessarily bad desu, but 6 in a row on a 6 fight main card is just draining and people were growing tired. There's some alright stuff in there, but like I said just go through and watch the WebM's, pretty sure the juicy stuff will be there
>>67974063
His performance against Johnson was damn good, he got up off the couch to fight Goobs and didn't really get his shit pushed in so much as got cut
>>67974061
>past their prime
Come on lad, they're not heading into retirement. They're rusty, that's all
>>67974082
I a shit
>>67974082
why would you think that?
No love
No memeida
No brazil
No vitor
No claudia
No lyoto
No renan
No whoever
No brazilian left behind
USAD"the brazilian killer" Administration
>>67974068
>He's not even doing anything bruhs.
>Oh guess I'm getting dumped on my dome now.
I love watching abel get trashed, what a piece of shit.
>>67974046
yo, that's some sneaky hand trap with the right
>>67974092
terrible post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4RMXayp-xAk
LIVE
FOTN: Barao-Stephens
POTN: Collier and Garbrandt
>>67974082
Sounds a fun fight to me desu
>>67974068
I like how Rogan called him out on his shit here. He gave up in there
>>67974083
Screencap this, I know you lifeless faggots kepe these screenshots.
Khabib will be exposed in 2016/2017.
>>67974100
I do it for free
>>67974080
Homoerotic
Eskimos
enjoy
manlets
>>67974091
I don't know, i posted it just after the KO and didn't got 1 (you)
>>67974103
Can't be bothered desu
>>67974108
We know you do Gertrude
>>67974055
It's sad and disgusting seeing her low level of commitment to mma propel her to the UFC and a reality show when there are men out there that have dedicated their lives to martial arts and never make it. Because she's pretty and more coordinated than the average fat fuck american.
What are the odds that someone without real talent waltzes into Team Alpha Manlet and gets to the UFC? How did she receive so much attention from professional mma fighters?
What I'm getting at is she's the mma community's fleshlight/cumdumpster.
Who watching this list?
>>67974028
I predicted a nonsensical response and that's exactly what I got. You didn't even try and prove me wrong Pedro.
>>67974088
He barely beat Johnson. He taunted his way to an intimidate-the-judges decision.
>>67974058
>Charles "Mask" Lewis
Reminder that a T-Shirt selling clown is in the UFC Hall of Fame. Ken Shamrock and Tito are not.
Truth is , it's hard to be on top forever.
>>67974109
Gustafsson couldn't do this
>>67974120
>Expects a serious response when he doesn't even understand something as simple as "clowning someone"
You're so new it hurts.
>>>/asp/
>>67974131
delet this
>>67974127
it's hard to cheat forever*
Thank you USADA
>>67973925
We don't pick our boys argie
>>67974127
>tfw being a mixed shitskin brazilian is on the USADA ban substances list
>>67974126
>Ken Shamrock
the ufc's first true prolific meme fighter with no technical ability whatsoever
