>Main Card (Fox Sports 1) 9:00pm ET / 6:00pm PT / 2am BST
5 Round Bantamweight Main Event:
Thomas Almeida (21-0-0) vs. Cody Garbrandt (8-0-0)
Featherweight
Renan Barão (33-3-0) vs. Jeremy Stephens (24-12-0)
Welterweight
Tarec Saffiedine (16-4-0) vs. Rick Story (18-8-0)
Middleweight
Chris Camozzi def Vitor Miranda via unanimous decision(30-27)
Welterweight
Lorenz Larkin def Jorge Masvidal via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Lightweight
Paul Felder def Josh Burkman via unanimous decision(29-28)
>Preliminary Card (Fox Sports 1) 7:00pm ET / 4:00pm PT / 12:00am BST
Women's Bantamweight
Sara McMann def Jessica Eye via unanimous decision(30-27)
Lightweight
Abel Trujillo def Jordan Rinaldi via unanimous decision(29-28)
Middleweight
Jake Collier def Alberto Uda via rd 2 TKO
Lightweight
Erik Koch def Shane Campbell via rd 2 Submission(RNC)
>Fight Pass™ Prelims 6:00pm ET / 3:00pm PT / 11:00pm BST
Bantamrweight
Bryan Caraway def Aljamain Sterling via split decision(29-28,28-29,29-28)
Heavyweight
Adam Milstead def Chris De La Rocha via rd 2 TKO
hi where are the heems
If you think this card has been boring, why do you even watch MMA?
shit card
decisionfest
overrated
2/10
would not watch again
>This turrible "le trash talking man" promo.
>>67972433
Approximately 3 hours ago
>>67972433
Who /in the rat house/ here?
>two 29-28s
Beefy Matt Damon needs to work on his game.
>>67972410
STREAMS WHERE
nth for sports manga
fight companion dropping knowledge lads.
did you know there is a honeydicking rat eating plant in the amazon?
If you're watching the Fight Companions by yourself I feel bad for you. FC's are meant to be enjoyed with friends. But subconsciously it's because you don't have friends. And you make Rogaine,Schuab, and Callen your "friends". Tuning in all the time,listening to the trash they spew. It's a real sad state for your life if you like Callen unironically. Trust me I read this on the back of a fortune cookie.
>>67972452
here
>>67972410
lost @ the Blonde's reaction to the shove
ngannou
Here's Miesha getting KO'd since this card is sleepy
barao vs stephens is pure piss
is barao shook?
>>67972468
/HEEM/ is my friend.
>>67972450
That was beautiful, but I think Barao is superior
>>67972068
well that settles it. tarec = scrub, rory's value is lowered, wonderboy will beat rory
>>67972468
Watching fights with casuals is the worst thing in the history in the world.
Quick /heem/, channel your power to ensure the next fight doesn't go to a decision!
\o/
>>67972438
Are people not allowed to say fights are boring? And yes the card has been pretty lackluster, as awful as UFC 190 and 192. Not a single person enjoys watching cage hugging and sparring-tier striking
Barao v Stephens is going to be another shitfest lads
ITT: "Villains" who literally did nothing wrong.
Anyone need a stream?
Beg me. If you beg good enough i'll share one of mine.
>>67972497
\o/
LGTSS
>Rick "The Borror" Story
>>67972468
fight night + heem + fight companion + queens of the stone age
i'm fine, thanks
Barao seems like a headcase. He needs some more muscle for 145.
>>67972479
what happened to Kaitlyn Young? she looks hot
>>67972495
that's not how it works my man
>sunlife
Plz stop.
Who won that last fight? I didnt stick around for the decision
>>67972497
\o/
>>67972497
Garbrandt gets TKO round 2
>>67972400
>Masvidal/Larkin was okay
Common now
>>67972497
I'm putting all my energy into Stephens' knee
\o/
Never been so tired during an MMA event, pray for me lads
>>67972524
Story
There's no way Almeida/Garbrandt is a snoozer, r-right, guys?
... Guys?
>trying to hype rockhold bisping2
>>67972510
>Rick "Bedtime" Story
>>67972479
Damn bitch turtle up
>>67972506
I'll suck your cock for a stream.
stream pls
>>67972505
Nah, he was always doing dumb shit and getting in fights for no reason. Idiot was gonna wind up in prison sooner or later anyway (and it's not even the first time).
Plus, we kicked his ass over the Internet.
Why is everyone on /heem/ so tired today, even the americans?
>>67972497
here's to Barao looks even less like a normal human bean
>>67972524
>he has to ask
>tickets are still available
Here comes the sun
fucking commercials and promos we have already seen 10 times
just fucking get on with this shit card
>>67972538
Garbrandt fights aren't boring and Almeida fights aren't boring. Either they'll destructively interact and the fight will be shit, or they'll constructively interact and it will be amazing.
Or one of them will get knocked out in 7 seconds.
>>67972516
>Americans love rory's autism and complete social detachment.
>Canadians don't give a shit about him.
Why do Americans always latch onto the mentally handicapped?
Do you see your own mannerisms in him?
Time for Stephens to heem another Brazilian
>>67972554
who is this?
I was told this card was going to be overflowing with spicy bangers.
>>67972558
because the fights are boring as fuck decisionfests and the only people who deny it are dana cucks screaming >le casuals XD
![6bLEUkq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/x08Amjd.jpg "6bLEUkq[1].jpg")
ITT post qt girls
>>67972558
because this card is putting us to fucking sleep
will TJ Dillashaw be watching this fight?
>>67972564
Watch the Rogan fight companion in between.
I'm learning about wolves and bears.
>>67972566
Hopefully 7 seconds so I can get the fuck to sleep
>>67972571
>being this casual
>>67972558
I don't know, it's having 6 fights on the main card I think, it's awkward scheduling.
Personally I've somehow got a second wind and don't feel as tired, though as I'm typing this the sleepiness is coming back
>>67972580
Renan "SAVE ME" Barao
>>67972505
The horsemeat was not good to him
>>67972566
Manhoef/Carvalho, m8. The rules no longer apply. Any fight can be shit now. We've entered a new era.
>>67972499
>the card has been pretty lackluster
No, it hasn't. It just hasn't lived up to the potential of being the most underrated card of the year
>>67972558
I enjoy fights so much I've decided I want to work covering MMA and I still think this card's been pretty boring overall. Last 2 fights should be fantastic but sometimes everything sucks.
>>67972580
>>67972438
the conor
Renan will get LIT up...Im shocked the bookies have him as a favorite
One shot is all it takes after TJ deleted his chin. He can't outmuscle Stephens either.
>>67972571
>drag picture to search bar
>press enter
>???
>profit
>>67972410
The fuck happened to Dana White? Did he stick his head in a microwave?
CHECK THE RECORD BUD
what is Henan Barao?
>>67972585
remember when they had three nights of UFC fights in a row before Conor's match? did you stay up for all three nights? That must have sucked.
>any fight that goes to a decision is automatically boring
>>67972607
Oh really, you enjoy fighs SO much but all you talk about is anime and porn fat fuck in a MMA general
>>67972614
The loss of his size advantage is huge, and we're gonna see it for sure
>>67972606
Yes it has
6 fucking decisions in a row, no particularly good performances
>muh hardcore appreciation though
>>67972580
stop creepin on underage boys m8
>>67972410
>mfw McGobbler went from being on welfare to winning the lottery against Mayweather
It's not fair!
>>67972614
TJ didn't delete his chin at all, Barao was getting fucking clobbered though
>>67972606
>No it hasn't
Yes it has. The main card has barely been average.
>>67972623
>hand literally hovers over the shoulder for a second
>>67972618
He's been in texas with his lame "looking for a dude to get btfo" series
Word is it's pretty hot down there.
>>67972614
>Barao gets BTFO twice by pre-USADA Dillasnake
>everyone forgets how utterly dominant he is as a fighter
Tap out to life my dude. Real talk.
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
GIVE US HEEMS
If Almeida loses I'm donating my left testicle to science.
lets go Stephens, fuck this is juicy match up
>>67972629
>durrrrrr decisions are bad
Shut the fuck up. Why aren't happy enough about the all the blood you dumb casual
>no particularly good performances
Camozzi put on a clinic
The fights haven't been great, but they haven't been boring at all
I need a heem lads..
>>67972623
Only for conor's night, the rest were morning torrent jobs, it's always difficult anyway
Is Travis "The Hawaiian Hottie" Browne going to heem Cain?
what is the origin of the term /heem/ ?
>>67972624
We aren't fucking saying they were bring because they didnt finish, we are saying they were boring because the action was slow, the stalling was often, and the fighters were unmotivated
This better be S P I C Y
Companion cast didnt even notice Barao fight is starting
hi where are the heems
How was Sarah Mcmann vs Jessica Eya aka battle of the Booty's?
Any spicy webm for my penor?
Underrated qts t b h
>>67972653
>dana shill
so predictable
>>67972653
Camozzi is literally shit though.
Barao is the most hue hue ever.
>>67972580
TKD world champ
>>67972555
I have one. But I'm not even going to bother posting it. The rest of the fights are going to suck. Plus it's behind.
gon be salty if no finish
And here we go!
>Jeremy "Lil Heathen" Stephens
>Heathen
>he's a Christian
>you can tell by the tattoos
>>67972635
Burkman-Felder was fine
Larkin-Masvidal was good
Camozzi-Miranda was alright, Camozzi was fun to watch
Saffiedien-Story was average
You're just an idiot who's heem hungry
aka a dummy casual
Stephens could hang with good lws
Barao might not impress him with his firepower as much as you might think
the fuck is barao's tatoo on his left breast?
>>67972664
homoerotic
elfs
enjoy
mma
>>67972663
No, but he might heem Honda after Cain BTFOs him.
>>67972647
He looked like shit against Gagnon too.
>>67972674
>jumpy jumpy pitter patter kicky
>>67972671
>durrrr hurrrr im retarded
I can tell
>>67972687
your mother
>>67972621
c'mon baby
HENEN BARAO IS A...
>>67972685
>Lel I'm labeling you a casual so your opinion is invalid
Barao by stoppaged, Record this post.
>>67972722
art
>>67972712
shill harder
>>67972558
you posted this, and it represents this card very well
>>67972670
good chips desu
still my boy
>>67972725
I'm calling you a casual because you're a fucking retard
Your opinion is invalid on your stupid opinion.
jeremy stephens is fighting a ghost that's standing 6 inches in front of renan
>>67972685
This card has been awful you fucking goof.
>>67972670
it was the worst fight I've ever seen
>>67972750
lmao
>>67972744
good point
great, another decision snoozefest
>officially in the top 10 worst events of all time
>>67972738
Be more fucking dumb if it's even possible
>oh my god guys decisions are awful!!!!!
What a fucking child you are
This only 3 rounds?
>>67972750
kek
>>67972685
>le sophisticated fight fan
>le 29-28 decisions are exciting
GIB STREAMS NAO
>>67972766
how much is dana paying you?
![sun-chips-french-onion-great-multigrain-taste[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/KEhrbIU.png "sun-chips-french-onion-great-multigrain-taste[1].png")
>>67972747
They're tasty. But got nothing on the GOAT (Luke)
>>67972780
>le whiny casual
>le 29-28 decision are boring
>>67972768
Only title fights and main events are 5 rounds
>>67972783
http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-lasvegas-2016
>>67972750
top jej
>>67972625
>expecting serious fight talk
>in 4chan
>with these fights
top kek amigo, being rabid about shit fights doesn't make you a Real Fight Fan. Sometimes shit's just bad, acknowledge it and have fun, learn to multitask.
>>67972766
Decisions are awful for EU because they cause massive sleep deprivation
Schuab said this was going to be a great card, best of the year his words. Worst card I have ever seen.
That fucking guy was wrong - fuck him
>>67972792
As much as you get paid sitting in your mother's basement, bud
10-9 Barao, close though
10-9 barao
>>67972615
yes, epic m8. it yields great results.
fucking retard.
>>67972806
the general is literally called /heem/
>>67972748
>Uh oh, someone disagrees with me on a subjective matter, and since it is subjective there is no way to concretely prove I am right. I guess that means I have to use name calling.
P.S. You are fucking outnumbered here
>USA
or
>Hue Ese
Which were they chanting?
Prob going to decision desu
>>67972831
ebin retort dana shill
>>67972819
Good luck with that mma """"journalist""" job paco
0/7 on takedowns
>>67972685
>He thinks his opinions are objective facts
>>67972837
You are so casual it actually disgusts me.
HEEM SLEEPY
>>67972824
Schaub is a God you filthy fucking infidel. Real fite fans know that he speaks in code and that one must always assume the opposite of his picks.
incoming heem
gettin spicy lads
S P I C Y
how the fuck is he eating these shots?
rip
Delet
>>67972837
1. unfuck your google
2. disregard the female she's polish
Well, he has a good chin.
I hope Barao is hungry because he is just eatin' them bitches.
>>67972410
Barao has chinned up since dillashaw
Barao's chin held up surprisingly.
Barao looking better than expected
uppers for the supper
I notice that the tripfag pick guy didn't show up after the last fight. We finally got him to fuck off
>>67972908
kek w0t
HUES BTFO DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A MARE IT CAN
He got the takedown atleast
19-19
nice and flowy barao
>>67972653
>Fights can never ever be boring
Do you seriously believe this? If so I dare you to film yourself watching Rosholt vs. Struve, Gonzaga-Erokhin and that McMann - Jessica Eye on repeat for the next 24 hours to show off how much of a superior fight fan you are you big dummy.
>Not knowing what a clinic is
wew lads
19-19
HOLY SHIT, what a chin on Barao! The man has my respect.
That was close to 10-8 Stephens.
>>67972923
He's a pasty pencil mustached fag.
I wonder why people don't just filter him.
ANOTHER decision snoozefest
just end the fucking card already
he managed to last the entire round, I'm surprised
19-19 Stephens gets the finish this round
Barao's chin is insane
BARAO IS GETTING TJ'D
i remember barao having better mewvment than this
>>67972851
Oh yeah, getting paid to write about fighting is awesome. But feel free to keep acting like a Real Fight Fan on a chinese cartoons board.
>That uppercut
WEW how did his chin survive?
>>67972946
just stop watching fucktard
>>67972943
Honestly given the recent fallen Brazillians I thought he'd have gone down
>trying to censor out the cursing
Barao ate some huge shots there
USADABarao has one round of cardio.
>>67972946
Ready for 5-round decision?
>>67972837
>being so helplessly retarded that you have to lash out at those who give you proper directions
just neck yourself, 2bqh
>>67972958
>getting """"paid"""
hope it works out for you
>>67972932
>durrrr not being a dumb casual means every fight is good
You're a fucking retard
>>67972956
well he's also facing bigger stronger dudes right now
lost his movement after he got touched a few times
>>67972908
Yeah, I expected him to be sleepy by now.
He's eating punches like crazy.
>>67972907
His chin isn't broken. He just broke. You don't need to be heemed for it to happen. E.g Pettis right now (his beating by RDA had similarities to that of Barao's),JDS after the first Cain rematch. It isn't necessarily USADA for his drop. He lost to Dillasnake pre USADA. More mental where a guy just drops off. You either return like JDS is right now or you float away.
>>67972946
this desu.
I want to see someone die, or be beaten to within and inch of his life while his wife and child are screaming from the stands in desperation.
THIS IS FOR KEKS
So who's winning lads
Sweden and Scotland BTFO
>>67972989
Muh Dick
>>67972989
Barao is dominating Stephens.
>>67972989
Stephens. More aggression, ring control, and damage done.
Reminder that not a single American has lost tonight
>>67972999
Good, I assumed he would.
Also chek'd
>>67973006
dont worry, cody will
>>67972989
America
>>67973006
Until Almeida kills Garbrandt and proves Ohio the worst state.
>>67972979
You are so mad you can't even articulate yourself correctly. Take a deep breath then try again dummy.
i dont remember barao panic wrestling this much
STEPHENS STEPHENS STEPHENS
>>67973016
hope so, I bet on the mexican
10lbs makes a big difference for your chin apparently.
>inb4 barao popped for EPO or something
Barao will never be champ again
29-28 Stephens
29-28 Barao
Zzzzzzz
>throwing spinning shit in the clutch that ALWAYS misses
Barao is regressing into something akin to Paulo Filho de puta
29-28 lil heathen
Barao 29-28
BRASIL WILL RISE AGAIN!
7 FUCKING DECISIONS IN A ROW! ALMEIDA SAVE USSSSSSSS!
>>67973028
he always goes for takedowns
29-28 Little Stephens
30-25 Barao
STEPHENS WON THE 2 AND 3 TBQH BAKA FAMILIA SENPAI SENPAI DESU
>>67973051
this, dont fuck up idiot judges
We didn't get a heem but at least it was a decent fight
29-28 Barao
BRYAN CALLEN BTFO
29-28 Barao imo
I had this one for Barão despite the uppercuts.
29-28 stephens
barao did okay though, better than expected.
>>67973051
29-28 barao.
Stephens could ge the small nod for throwing and missing with more authority though.
Could be either way.
29-29 CMON
anyone who thinks barao won that is retarded
29-28 henan bahao
30-27 Leonard Garcia
81/100
Good fight
>>67973028
>panic wrestling
>not trying to play to his strengths
first time watching Barao?
29-27 Stephens
