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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
(((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>Mayhem out of Venator card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/mayhem-miller-officially-out-of-venator-fc-3-title-fight-luke-barnatt-to-face-stefan-croituru
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>MMADIGEST update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKLhrk1RRfQ [Embed]
>mfw I realized conor will tko nate, frankie, mayweather, rda, and wonderboy, in that order
why the fuck was that even a main card fight?
DRAW
R
A
W
>>67730910
same fagging on COnors nuts. lmaodasmfisdf
lads how many fights until main event?
Meanwhile at XFO
>>67730936
Just one unless they add another out of nowhere.
Why did all the Rondafags go away when she got BTFO, but the Conorfags just got more aggressive when Nate rekt him?
Are they all just angry,mover compensating manlets like Conor, himself?
>>67730936
two?
>Vomitor
>>67730910
I can't even believe someone thinks he'll beat Mayweather in a boxing match
Nobody can be THAT stupid
That fight was so fucking shit the judges didn't want to give either fighter the satisfaction of winning
>>67730964
Well partly because Conor actually looked pretty good for most of the fight. Even though he took all his energy to put on that performance, you can't ignore it.
And Conor still has the belt to his name to hold onto.
post yfw Bisbling takes the belt
>>67730935
>hating a man who always shows up to fight and always puts on spicy bangers
>>67730954
>>67730970
thx m8s
>>67730953
wtf Fight Pass shows XFO now? Those cards are usually like 20 0-0 fighters and Jason Guida fighting IIRC
>>67730964
Well Honda was undefeated and built around that so she completely lost her mystique, not to mention she failed to mount any offense of note. Conor has already lost before so his career isn't built around being completely untouchable and he did look quite dominant during the first round of the fight.
>ties
WE SOCCER NOW
>>67730978
Thinking Uncle Dana and the Frittatas will even let him fight Mayweather is the height of idiocy.
Conor's still under contract, folks.
>smurf turf
>>67730964
Because half of /heem/ were Ronda fags that turned on her when she loss, Mcgregor still has the belt and some dignity left
>>67731015
yeah that's like 2 in less than a week
We're good for a while now
>>67730988
Conor's never gonna fight at 145 again, m8. Especially after the UFC implements the new rules for weight cutting.
>>67730997
the only people who hate Conor are le contrarian muh secret sport goofs.
>stands and bangs (no pussy ground shit)
>tons of /heem/s
>full of banter
literally /heem/ personified
>Schilling vs Kato 2
Why?
Could Khabib be MW champ?
He does regularly outgrapples Rockhold and even takes down DC and Cain at times.
dat iliima-lei chick is a qt
I like this banana shaped-face girl
>>67731041
>>67731054
He's /heem/'s unanimous boy desu.
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>>67731063
>>67731071
She's just a taller Esparza
>that replay
>herb
Too bad for that JUST eyebrows
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFpp1OQR2Dx/?taken-by=ilimalei
>>67731102
dat knee
>>67731104
Not even close to being alike.
The skin color maybe, Esparza has an ayy lmao head, this one has a banana phone face
Has anyone been watching TUF? I forgot about it after the 2nd week until just now when I saw someone mention it.
>>67731102
>He claps instead of tapping out.
wut
>>67731104
Does she have an Esparza-like bunda?
>>67731054
Conor is forever my boy.
Oluwale Bamgboshe
>>67731169
Yeah we have
It's pretty shit desu
>>67730978
nobody actually thinks that. Conor would have to be better than 50 of the greatest boxers in the world. If that was true, Conor would be boxing instead.
>>67731020
Fertitas and Dana are selling out. They won't give a shit.
>>67731169
Joanna's coming off as a huge cunt. Also, that British/Thai chick is qt af.
Why do Russians like rap....
>>67731188
>>67731222
they are the niggers of the white world
>>67731198
You underestimate how petty Dana is. Conor defied him, Dana will do everything he can to fuck him over. No way in fuck he'll let him take a payday like that, UFC or no.
>>67731202
name on the brit?
>>67730875
fuck nates chin. single handedly derailed the best thing to happen in mma history
>>67731241
True,
Who are the niggers of the black world?
>>67731262
Fuck if I know. She fought last episode.
>>67731288
Coons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwDWxcrh6ZQ
>>67731254
You could not be more wrong, he pulled Conor from 200, that's him winning, now it's over. He's selling this shit soon, he wants as much money as possible before be bails
>>67731297
>>67731289
here
https://www.instagram.com/lanchanagreen/?hl=es
This should be a solid fight.
>>67731254
Exposing MMA to a global audience is never a bad decision. To the best of my memory Dana hasn't done anything suggest he's that vindictive.
He's publicly stated that several fighters would never set foot in a UFC event again, but business is business and money wins out.
HEEM ALMOST SLEEPY
>>67731365
>Dana hasn't done anything to suggest he's that vindictive
Are you memeing?
>>67731334
good lad
NIGGA GOT BOPPED
>>67731348
Yeah, that's her. Should've remembered her name, I was wondering why a Thai/white girl has a nigger name.
>>67731060
You have to fight to be able to win, and khabib only fights on days your mom doesn't suck dick
>>67731444
Green is a nigger name?
Good job to stall Curran. Thought for sure that was over. Could have easily been stopped.
>>67731424
>white people
>>67731471
Lanchana Green sure as fuck sounds like something a fat, ghetto negress would be named, yes.
>there's a fight going on and people are discussing TUF
>>67731504
>fight
its lellator m8
man he's in deep half guard and he's making the spot look bad
>>67731486
>current year
>being anything but white
>>67731504
>implying I'm not watching the fight on TV and posting on a tablet
>that feel when got a t420
its great man
You can do both la
>>67731555
what browser do you use
atleast we will see manhoef violently heemed
>>67731593
Firefox
>>67731526
Why are American ads so comfy?
why is bellator such shit
So, if a dude loses a bunch of fights in Bellator and gets cut, where do they go? UFC washouts go to Bellator, do Bellator washouts just get taken behind the barn and shot?
>>67731679
Bellator is the UFC killer
>this fight is still going
![1430963692128[1].webm](https://i.imgur.com/9NoeePf.jpg "1430963692128[1].webm")
>>67731535
>t420
i thought i was the only one
>>67731678
Are they?
They all seem so fake with the race related stuff
Why did Bellator replace their one commentator with a dude who sounds exactly like him?
these guys are no damian maia
if they caged wrestle like him they actually have would be progressing with something productive
>>67731602
>tfw have nine times the chin than Pat has
>tfw a year older than her and could get with her than Pat who is nearly 40 by talking about the latest memes
>tfw Rose still won't be my gf
My coach has describes me as "having a chin of marble,the heart of Tito,the hands of 18 year old Vitor,the warrior spirit of Chuck and the technical skill of GSP. I deserve Rose. Not Pat "Die" Barry
Curran always fights way too cautious.
>>67731740
I'll tap you in 10 seconds
>>67731695
http://www.sherdog.com/fighter/Zach-Makovsky-20522
>>67731060
The difference is this is grappling only training. And probably half speed.
DC gave him a single leg, then tripped him. Wow, so good. DC looked tired af. Khabib is known to go hard in what is suppose to be light rolling/graplling out of no where.
THey are just messing around, Suddenly Khabib goes full speed for a trip.
He did the same with Luke.
Even the video you screenshotted wasn't a very impressive. At least not enough to say "regularly outgrapples"
Khabib isn't even healthy enough to become lightweight champ, let alone middle weight or welterweight.
Slow roll grappling training in private means nothing.
Pat cummins "dominated" Cormier in the gym he said. Couldn't even get close to taking hm down, and got fucking destroyed.
>>67731787
Thats nice
>>67731818
Sorry, it was for him
>>67731744
>>67731795
>Khabib is known to go hard in what is suppose to be light rolling/graplling out of no where.
do you have a source for this
>>67731048
screencap'd
>>67731795
Khabib is greatest of all time, be careful please
>>67731713
just us on the thinkpad train
>>67731875
Ok.
>yfw this fight winds up being a boring 5 round decision
>>67731795
>>67731864
>light rolling/grappling at AKA
Source?
>>67731955
has manhoef ever been in a boring fight?
>manhoef literally heemed hunt
wew
>>67731722
>race related stuff
Huh?
Also '90s American commercials were the GOAT in comfyness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7Hoz2ZHYZM
>>67731992
No, but never underestimate Bellator's ability to fuck up everything somehow.
who /farmersonly/ here
>>67732053
fuck off city folk
>>67732053
>wants to be lonely
>favela monkeys
>"Melvin Manhoef is an MMA super predator"
-Scott Coker
kek that promo
Carvalho learnt his text well, Coker can be proud
lellator is so half based
that was a pretty good promo desu
he is Ferging out already
You're sitting in a bar when you accidentally nudge this guy on the chin while turning around too quickly. How does he react, /heem/?
>>67732169
swift leg kick at my knee
![7IjbZBG[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/MhItST7.gif "7IjbZBG[1].gif")
what did she mean by this?
>>67732169
Sorry buddy the leather clubs three blocks down
Got 10 bucks on Manhoef winning by submission.
>>67732185
tiem 2 poop
>>67732169
manhoef will win
What the fuck is this?
>>67732221
these guys need some touchbutt practice
overhand right is there for manhoef
wtf is this shiet
>all of this booing
big john is such a faggot
lel
touchbutt main event
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this semen slurping sport is not for me
>1 strike landed to 0
amazing
lellator manages to outdo itself somehow
Welp, that's round 1 of my boring 5 round decision.
kek vicious crowd
![4fc[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MqZcx7f.jpg "4fc[1].jpg")
>this fight so far
7-7 round
>That fucking round
Lellator never fails to deliver
Always amazing, every time in a different way
FOUR NEW GAMES
>smellator
not even surprised
>>67732047
fuck u jinxed it
>>67732345
anh, they deserved it. 5 minutes to land a strike in a title fight
>MMA is now boring
>boxing is now boring
>I just want the Samurai Jack reboot to start ASAP because at the least fantasy violence will be great.
>>67732367
This isn't wwe, this isnt' for entertainment alone. it's a sport. They are there to win.
Melvin either gets knocked out or gets a knockout, that's why they are both scared.
FUCK DAT BODY KICK
sponsor covered shorts look better than reebok shorts
>I guess in theory they've been trading, they're just trading fades
kekekekekekek
wew those manhoef kicks
>>67732381
webm of that kick when
I'd heem both these prancing tools.
>>67732380
>5 minutes to land a strike
>b-but this isn't wwe
mate, fuck off
THERE'S THAT OBLIQUE KICK
leg kick TKO incoming? that seems to be the only heavy strike Manhoef is landing consistently
>>67732381
AND BACK TO NOTHING
>>67732389
>""""""""""""""""""""""kicks"""""""""""""""""""""""
this screaming bitch
>>67732362
I am, in fact, a wizard.
>>67732398
>Muh Blood Sport.
Mccarthy could beat the shit out of Carvalho
>>67731402
are you canadian? Ah, you are. Nevermind, move along
>>67732417
>5 strikes in a 5 round title fight
wew
bullshit nutshot call. just didn't want to be in the clinch
sorry big john but you can't say that on spike
>Smellypoor
Gazed the nads.
The elbow was fine. He stopped in time when his brain processed the verbal command.
>You heard the nad shot
Even though it barely gazed, shit reffing .
Fuck caralho.
Let's go Manhoef
this is almost fucking weirder than kimbo-dada given the quality of people involved.
20-19 Manhoef
how tall is manhoofs
>>67732438
Only one round, First round is data....
>this lanklet faggot is a champion
bellator is legit
>>67732446
>bellyache
>>67732462
benson should have gone up to MW instead
>>67732457
What? that's literally impossible. There are no tie rounds..
19-19 best.
#2 sandwich at Jimmy John's is perturbed as fuck by Carvalho
>>67730978
I just had an Uber driver who was trying to argue that. I set him straight, but dude didn't get a tip.
this dirty fucking favela rat
Jaideep Singh in Bellator when
how has he not gotten a point taken? lel
>Big John strips the Lellator champion via DQ
top kek
>even the commentators are talking shit about this fight
>>67731020
Legally, he can, if he gets a legit boxing licease. Ali Act would prevent Dana from stopping him.
FUCKING BULLSHIT GLOVES WHY HAVEN'T THEY BEEN CHANGED YET
>>67731186
jesus i didn't know carla had such bunda. shame her face is busted and she'll never beat gollum
>>67732471
>There are no tie rounds
when manhoef explodes i get scared
>getting reversed on the ground by Manhoef
big john's putting in the most effort in this """fight"""
>dat shrieking banshee
remove
Jesus fucking christ just take a point away John
How many fucking nut shots tonight?It's like the spirit of Chieck is flowing through everyone tonight.
the nardbutcher
This fight so far
1st round 10 McCarthy 7 Manhoef 7 Carvalho
2nd round 10 McCarthy 9 Manhoef 7 Carvalho
3rd round 10 McCarthy 9 Manhoef 5 Carvalho
"Close that fucking hand"
B A S E D J O H N
>>67731254
>implying dana is making the decision
Frittata bros are excellent businnessmen. They will make the ultimate call, but i doubt they'll allow it. It would set a bad precedent.
>>67731054
No pussy ground shit? He struggled vs Holloway, also got injured and hugged it out the rest of the match.
Full of unlogical banter
Gets shit on by a real nigga
Heeming midgets.
Yep, seems like someone you would dick ride faggot.
Same ki nd of faggots that would go back to their girl after she blew half the hood on camera.
>AND NEW
via DQ
>>67732460
it's normal to have a feeling first round but these two went too far, really, 1 strike in 5 minutes in a title fight. People only started booing during the last minute, and they were right to
>>67731334
Beautiful. You should all read Mike Tyson's bio, he's actually a really sympathetic guy.
I saw someone put his fingers in jimmy smith once
lol this banter by the commentators
Commentators literally saying this fight is so boring that they can talk about other things
10-10
10-9 Manhoef
10-9 Manhoef
amazed by the lack of point deductions though
HEEM
>>67732556
more like 8-8 first round, fuck 10 must
>>67732546
not really. it's the same old dindu story just about a guy you like because he was good at fighting.
he is pretty chill these days though.
imagine if Manhoef kicks him right in the dick and he can't continue
my boy korashev would heem both of these faggots
This is why true fight fans watch Bellator over that over commercialised bullshit that the UFC is. Truly beautiful technical fighting.
HEEM
And here comes the LnP
:fotc:
>>67731744
sounds like you are an amateur gatekeeper who will have brain damage in a few years
this ground game is amazing
>Lellator MW champion
>>67732597
this is what all grapplers do, Maia did the same thing
im oddly entertained by this
>>67730978
I do, and I'll tell you why it's a reasonable belief on my part.
I think Mayweather is the perfect boxer. No one could ever beat him throwing strikes at traditional angles. Conor has the quickness and imagination in his movement to create angles Mayweather probably hasn't seen before, and we all know 1 good punch can KO anybody.
Do I think Mayweather will lose? Probably not. He's too good at defense and would honestly probably outclass Conor before it reached decision. But this is the only fighter I think Maywesther could reasonably lose against.
holy fuck this is a garbage performance from carvalho
Two scary roid-niggers eveyone expected to kill each other, and they fucking walk in circles for 20 minutes G FUCKING G LELATOR
>>67731987
he's memeing, everyone knows that AKA training is designed to injure fighters
>>67731334
Did Cus taught him this?
Melvin isn't countering anything at all either really. He's not as much to blame but plenty enough to be.
>>67732620
It's entertaining in the same way Kimbo/Dada was. Just a complete trainwreck.
>>67732622
You think Mayweather HASN'T SEEN ANGLES.
There are MANY fighters mayweather could potentially lose against. Conor isn't among the top of them.
what the fuck is wrong with these faggots they're both too scared to engage
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>67730875
>Conor lands one good punch
CONOR IS THE FUCKING GOAT!!!!!!!!!11111111
They literally walked to their corners before the round was over
>dem boos
where is the stream lads
this has to be the most boring 5 round fight I've ever seen.
melvin retire pls
WOW FUCK THAT SHIT
they both went to their corners before the bell
the fucking champion what LOL
>losing in a 5 round fight to a 40 year old melvin manhoef
THIS IS WHAT YOU GOOFS GET, SHOULDA GOT FIGHTPASS FAGGOTS
YOU
ARE
NOT
REAL
FITEFANS
This is what fighting is about not the no technique brawls like Lawler/MacDonald 2.
>caralho runs away back to his corner
lmfao #AndNew
>>67732506
sauce m8?
Do you ever pretend to be Schaub
>seeing Melvin Manhoef fight at age 40
>seeing Anderson Silva fight at age 40
>seeing RJJ fight at almost close to 50
>there's no way he's going to back up
>backs up all the way to the other side of hte cage
This makes Woodley v Gastelum look like Aldo v Mendez 2
>>67732659
There are so many things wrong with Cat's gameplan. The knee itself was shitty and poorly timed. I love Cat but wtf was she thinking
