UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
(((PRELIMS START AT 7 PM EDT, 4 PM PDT, 12 AM BST, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 9 PM EDT, 6 PM PDT, 2 AM BST)))
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
(((MAIN CARD STARTS AT 11 AM EDT, 8 AM PDT, 4 PM BST)))
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Bisping vs Rockhold 2)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
NEWS:
>Mayhem out of Venator card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/mayhem-miller-officially-out-of-venator-fc-3-title-fight-luke-barnatt-to-face-stefan-croituru
>DJ will defend his title against Hilson Heis
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/18/11707690/demetrious-johnson-set-to-defend-flyweight-title-against-wilson-reis
>MMADIGEST update
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKLhrk1RRfQ
>>67725251
HEEM is funny, i've never seen a ''fanbase'' with so little respect for the competitors of their chosen ''sport''
1st for pupper
>>67725262
SHUT UP
What time does the UFC card start?
WAIT
There's an dwarf fighting on Smellator tonight?
>>67725281
joe silva is a madman
Who has the p4p worst tattoos in MMA?
Sarah McMann has to be up there, right?
>>67725339
every tattoo '''''deserves the death penalty''''' (not literally but they're all fucking atrocities)
>>67725339
all of them, I root against the tattooed fighter by default.
>>67725339
conor looks especially retarded
>>67725339
well Cuckstaffson literally has a queen of spades tattoo so..
Post walk-out song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEJ8lpCQbyw
someday i will tattoo the word heem on my dick
>>67725388
It's the ace of spades, dumbfuck
The "death card"
>>67725339
Sage will be the worst when he'll have a UFC fight pass tattoo.
>>67725409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwRI7W5dclw
>>67725418
sure it is
>>67725418
*wink*
Here's your Friday night:
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/20/11723068/mega-media-blitz-interviews-wilcox-thomas-bryant-morgan-snowden-martin-finley-sheehan-tth
>dat upper body movement
>dat X block
Another great french prospect, Dana sign him !
>>67725424
gay.
>>67725409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2ueqM-CKfQ
>>67725409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYPpprVMmOE
>>67725525
only if it's 1 year old boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAYq_xPVtp8
dana white is probably the worst person ever but that goof is funny af
>>67725511
French Cop vs Ngannou
Book it Joe Silva!
>>67725525
Do you enjoy metal?
>>67725671
Yes, very much so.
>>67725409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbtzvwKwql8
>>67725690
Thanks for your honest answer
>>67725409
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQ4XHW5Q4gU
Remember to get your protein in today /fit/
>>67725660
Dana reminds me of an older 40 something version of a 20 somethin friend of mine
>>67725660
>I saw some people talking shit on the internet today
Lads there's chavs outside my house making noise. How do I sort them out? There's around 9 of them.
>>67725660
We need Dana back like this ffs
Goofs need to be called out
>>67725855
why is he so lean 2 months before a fight wtf
>>67725876
Eyepokes
>>67725876
Write 'Job Center Plus' on a towel and hang it from your window. they'll scatter like roaches
>>67725931
pizda
>>67725876
Pipebomb
>>67725876
tell them that its a Sharia zone and that they should be careful
>>67725876
Are chavs basically the English equivalent of wiggers?
>>67725876
Pull guard you goofball
alright so sage and his siblings are genetically engineered super soldiers
but why the long necks?
>>67726017
They store protein in their necks that will be used in emergencies
>>67726029
Will there be any heem bro streaming lellator?
>>67726017
tactical periscopes
>>67726017
So they can reach the taller branches in case of an apocalyptic event and leaves are all that's left, goof
>>67726039
sage's sis neck looks shopped as fuck
>>67726017
>>67726039
Clearly extra-terrestrials.
>>67726057
My sides
>>67726039
Is this what the so called "inbreeding" looks like?
>>67726039
His sister could deep throat a horse
Where did all the hues come from all of a sudden? I thought you all left when Silva lost
>>67726039
Such vibrant eyes yet void of humanity.
>>67726126
i never realised he had a tattoo...what a weirdly insignificant choice
>>67726143
You think a gorilla on your chest is a better choice, eh
![250px-Melvin-Manhoef2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/irafAfy.jpg "250px-Melvin-Manhoef2[1].jpg")
>tfw my boy wins gold tonight
Is Melvin great? Nope. Is he good? Arguable. Should he be challenging for the MW title? Probably not. Has he been heemed viciously? Yes. But even after that I still want him to succeed. He's got that quality that guys like Rampage,Wand where even if they get brutally heemed they get back up. Then try their best to put on a spicy banger.
>>67726143
At least he stopped, black people with tattoos is just such a weird choice you can't see it most of the time anyways.
By the way is there any fighter with nipple rings?
>>67726177
i would rather fight 12 gorillas than that savage
JUST
>>67726154
yes
some boxing
http://streamendous.com/channel30.php
http://streamendous.com/channel30.php
http://streamendous.com/channel30.php
I got into a bar fight the other day, but no one wanted to get into my guard.
Did I win?
>mayhem coming in 24lbs overweight
>takes his shorts off
what a goof
>>67726277
By default yeah lad
If you were Joe Silva who would you match Paige Vanzant up with next?
>>67725876
Use Stand Your Ground laws to your advantage
>>67726293
Robbie Lawler.
Is /heem/ the gayest general on 4chan?
>>67726307
rip robbie's chin once and for all
>>67725339
Anthony Pettis and Ben Henderson
>>67726293
Rumble
>>67725339
McMann
McMeme
Bork
Cain
>>67726315
No you goof.
>>67726315
no any soccer thread, just open up the catalog and it gets you in the mood to workout
>>67726315
desu I think we should stop being a general and go back to just /heem/
Every now and again just let the thread die, it's not like there's a constant need for MMA discussion or like it's a rapid world, we rarely see page 3 these days though
Ridiculously active 2bh
>>67726177
mEEELVIN
>>67726339
Never been to this board scared I might get the aids
>>67726315
Ever been to /fa/ or /fit/?
/b/ has a ton of Dick pics but those boards make it gayer.
>>67726359
>we
>>67725267
Is Dominick Cruz gay?
IS RICH FRANKLIN GAY?
Anyone else get really sexually aroused when watching fights?
I do, I always feel aroused, I feel it in my loins and throughout my body, I just feel the need to just fuck or do something, mostly sexual stuff
Multiple times I've been watchong a fight and just had to please myself after it was finished. I literally cannot contain myself, the ectstasy is so pure, LUST
Its all, just pure raw LUST. I remember after seeing Dos Anjos completely fucking demolish Pettis I could feel the testosterone flowing through my body, the passion, the domination, the brutality, all fueling my gonads and making me voracious, after I finished watching it I relieved myself through a massive climax, it was exhilarating
>>67726363
Well all I went over there and just took a picture of the catalog. Fuck actually reading what any of them have to say.
>>67726359
Shut up goof. There have been numerous polls saying /heem/ has run the course. In every single strawpoll the people have voted. And all of them want /schaub/. If heem died right now I promise you /schaub/ would rise from the ashes. And Schaub would return to the UFC too.
>>67725373
Oh yeah, compared to fucking who? Fili? RDA?
You anti-Conor faggots are so retarded sometimes. It's like you go out of your way to shit on the guy.
>>67726406
Cant wait for the Miller fight lads
It seems pretty devilish that everyone hates the Reebok deal but at the same time fighter earnings aren't talked about, just how shit Reebok is.
>>67726419
Earnings are fine, Reebok monopoly castrates fighters though
>>67726417
based tbqhwyfamalam
>>67726419
Earnings are literally criminal, Reebok monopoly castrates fighters though
>>67726392
Is this a copypasta?
I remember this post but it was so long ago,maybe 6 months
Well to the point,I do get paranoid as fuck when watching cards and want to heem people so badly for the next few days
18 year old victor belfort vs 18 year old mike tyson, mma rules, who wins?
both have a three month fight camp to prepare for the fight
>>67726518
vitor by tko ground and pound
>>67726518
mike tyson by omoplata
>>67726518
>victor belfort
>>67726518
18 year old Vitor all day. Did you see his trainer back in the day? He was fucking huge. So was Vitor. Plus he isn't a manlet like Mike.
John Moraga v Matheus Nicolau at TUF 23 Finale http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/20/11721778/tuf-23-finale-fight-card-ufc-flyweight-john-moraga-returns-against-matheus-nicolau?utm_campaign=mmafighting&utm_content=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
Werdum is also interested in match with Josh Barnett
>>67726557
no, it's VITOR belfort silly
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFnA11KG5eD/
is it autism?
still think vitor would have no chance against mike if he managed to develop some takedown defense
a single tdd would be enough time and space for the ko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sccD0Uvz6Rg
http://espn.go.com/mma/story/_/id/15629759/stephania-bell-breaks-injury-sidelining-chris-weidman
>>67726143
he said on Twitch, that, his mom would take them to get hair cuts and if they would good, she would get them those temporary tattoos. it wasn't much but it was what his single mother could afford, so that seemed like a special treat to him and his brother. he would always pick the barbed wire pattern but since it was for kids, it didn't have any barbs on it.
when he got older, he decided to get a real tattoo of that temporary tattoo to remind him of all the good times he had with his mom and brother despite being poor.
I guess my run is over lads. I've been living vicariously through the Chris in the lead up to his rematch with Rockhold, but now that the fight is off, so am I.
Rest easy fellow Chris's, we will all return
>>67726644
see you tomorrow andrew
>>67726178
>black
>tattoos
>nipple rings
"""""""""""""""King"""""""""""""" Mo had nipple rings until Rampage jokes about them.
>>67726392
Rosie O'Donnel's fat faggot brother pls go
>>67726639
i did not expect this response
>>67726644
>backing down
>ever
Shameful
What do you think they were meeting about?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFpO-VbNMKLevm2jjYCLy3UrlwTfk2kdgXa4uU0/
why does joanna shill for companies that support slave labor?
>>67726727
JJ always uses an insane amount of hashtags
Does everyone on Insta just do that?
>>67726727
because she is a good fighter, but has yet to become a good person - kenny florian
>>67726727
Name a major company that doesn't use slave labor.
>>67726727
>vadia, você já era
>>67726727
I wish she could get rid of those bags under her eyes
>>67726739
Trigema
>>67726739
>how to dodge the question
>>67726723
Excuse me? You grab a man by his shoulder when you take a picture. Bunch of fags. Also probably just visiting since they're in the area.
>>67726739
The accounting firm I own
@67726622
is this autism lads?
>>67726770
way to support the system BRO
i'll flat line you like a spreadsheet
>>67726784
>@posting
Yes, most people consider that autistic.
>>67726672
Hahaha I forgot about that guy
>on the bill
@67726795
>quoting posts unironically
was that autism I just witnessed lads?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/20/11721264/ufc-could-change-weigh-in-procedure-as-part-of-new-weight-management
Could Conor make no zombiemode 145, could Lineker make the flyweight limit?
>>67726860
So Conor just literally pulled all this shit cause he didn't want to go to Stockton and get shanked, right?
>>67726577
>VITOR WAS NATTY AT SOME POINT GUYS
Fucking lel. I can tell you've never stepped into a gym.
>Post USADA Vitor getting BTFO left and right
Suck his dick some more.
>>67726860
wonder how much they are going to pay nate to throw this fight
>>67726898
vitor was natty they never caught him in any test
>>67726878
>shanked
lol you're so cute britain
>>67726900
You can't buy a Diaz.
They're not Brazilian. Conor will get demolished again.
>>67726878
Well, we saw boxing and treadmills, so it was obviously about Nate. But I wouldn't put it past him to target 2 rounds of cardio with 10lbs more bulk behind his left.
>>67726898
why are you so angry?
>>67726898
>autism
It's a kek picture.
>>67726911
>BRAZIL
>>67726417
>a gorilla wearing a crown eating a heart
tattoos don't get any better 2bh
>>67726911
http://mmajunkie.com/2006/12/vitor-belfort-suspended-for-nine-months
>>67726947
well it sounds silly when you describe it like that
>>67726949
In regard of the disciplinary complaint against myself about having violated section 467.850 of the Commission Regulations, all I have to say is that I bought a supplement called ‘Max Tribostak’ at Max Muscle in La Habra, California, which contains 4-Hydroxytestosterone. I had no idea that a supplement bought over the counter at a vitamin store would contain a substance that is illegal in the state of Nevada. This lack of knowledge is costing me a great deal, hurting my image throughout every newspaper in Brazil, which caused me to lose some of my sponsors, and most of all the risk of being suspended by the Nevada State Athletic Commission. I hope you consider my letter before taking any formal disciplinary actions.
Sincerely,
Vitor Belfort
fonor is ducking crankie
>>67726966
>use steroid
>find a supplement which contains the steroid just in case you get busted so you can say it was the supplements fault
l
m
a
o
>>67726959
not really
Muh boy
some people just work harder than others, and the these others try to bring them down to their level instead of going up to theirs
>>67727002
>im pretending bros
>>67726989
do you look like anderson silva?
motivational inspiration brought to you by flamingo da souza
>>67727002
Agreed. It's like Yoel. He's 37 and looks like that because of hard work. You got guys here who are 23 and looks like shit. All soft and flabby. But haters try to set him up.
exactly, dana white and lorenzo are like 50 years old and have twice the biceps of anyone here
>>67727025
yes
>>67727062
speak for yourself
>>67726860
Why the fuck are Dana and Lorenzo the only people who care about this rematch. It fucking sucks, make Conor fight the Aldo/Frankie winner already
oh shiet these are ufc fights, not bellator prelims yet
how many minutes until the bellaturd card starts? eastern standard time zone please.
this is what two hard working iron men look like together with a skinnyfat blazing faggot just like everyone here
>>67727085
>Why the fuck are Dana and Lorenzo the only people who care about this rematch
they're not. only aldo/frankie cucks are mad at it. everyone else doesn't mind seeing it happen again. stay mad.
memesha taint literally couldn't finish rin nakai
>>67727094
It literally says in the OP you flaming dumbass
>>67727101
the only reason I want to see it happening is because nate will be paid millions
>>67727085
right now this rematch may be more important. Anything else connor does will be overshadowed by the defeat until he avenges it
>>67727095
would lorenzo trade half a billion for half a foot?
>>67727095
nate literally has no respect for them
notice how he has no respect for anyone sitting here except frankie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hg6NkqFPOyY
>>67727101
So if Conor loses again we get the trilogy and if he wins he'll get a title shot against RDA, get blown out and get an instant rematch. What a load of shit.
only way conor is ever winning this rematch is if they change it to a 3 round match, then there's a possibility
>>67727172
>>67727191
Are you mad because of Conor? Or are you mad because of your brown skin?
>>67726577
Add this post to the dictionary under "Apologist, see also 'Faggot'."
>>67726639
Is this real?
[spoiler]still a shitty tattoo like all of them[/spoiler]
>>67727095
Dana with a beard just doesn't sit right with me.
>>67727205
No, I'm mad because the UFC are holding up the 145 division by making irrelevant rematches.
>>67727095
>yfw nate diaz is the best dressed in the #squad
Is Mighty Mouse anyone's BOY?
>>67726177
>mfw the first time watching him HEEM hunto
>>67727205
conor can't keep up with nates volume nor finish him early, he would have to make a miracle to pull off those 3 first rounds and still survive another 2
>>67727227
fucking dana white dresses himself like a early 2000s teenager lol
Brendan Schaub
>>67727238
>hunto
kys
>>67727249
maybe in brazil
no one dressed like that here
>>67727266
yes they did, just change the shoes
>>67727255
u first
do we have a comfy night of meme combat sports tonight?
>>67727101
>aldo/frankie cucks
i'm an aldo/frankie cuck and i'm not mad at it
>>67727274
literally no one here did, i mean where i lived, i'm not doubting you saw people dressed like that bro
>>67727285
where did you grow up?
>>67727230
>resounding silence
>>67727285
fuck you everyone you knew dressed like that dont tell me what to think
whats /heem/'s thoughts on canelo ducking triple g?
>>67727297
none of your fucking business
>>67727307
i bet everyone was fat and couldn't dress like dana white. what's the range on your mom's mobility scooter?
>>67727304
>yfw Conor might have a far tougher opponent next in boxing than Canelo does
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
ugh the seery fight was a fix to get back at conor conor doesnt even need the ufc he'll make his own promotion and make money than
the whole ufc put together just let conor fight who the fck gives a shit about press fonferences no one even watches them
this was punishment on conor making the seary lose fuck the ufc fuck dana white fuck the frittata brothers conor can do
well without them let himback in already for fuck sake conor will win this time last time was a fluke it wasnt even a
real fight just an exhibition like a spar you cant even lose a spar how can you? nate was losing that fight till he
started rolling around on the floor stand up and fight proper ffs.
>>67727095
>dana
nigga had a hard week kek
>tfw you want to watch Bellator but it isn't even time for the prelims yet
>>67727339
no i cant say the same :((
>>67727319
is this pasta
For those who want DOUBLE BLOODSPORTS tonight there will be a free boxing card online from our pals at GoldenBoy.
http://www.badlefthook.com/2016/5/20/11719802/golden-boy-live-gomez-vs-sosa-live-stream-and-round-by-round-coverage
>>67727358
yes he just changed the words on my jose aldo rant
>>67727373
thanks
>>67727342
6 bings until lellator right?
>you now remember Keith Kizer
is sage still our boy
>>67727373
nobody cares
we're watching the dwarf fight on Bellator
>>67727496
implying he ever was
>>67727526
stop that sage was always our boy
boy is a strong term but ever since sage lost I've started to like him
>>67727468
more like keith kiker
heemspeak anyone?
>>67727515
Is there a literal dwarf fight on Bellator?
>>67727570
YESS
>>67727562
i was thinking it but you said it
thank you
i spent money on schaubs shitty show
i am so stupid
>>67727570
Tyler Freeman is 4'11
>>67727592
How drunk were you?
Holy fucking Christ
>>67727612
>Reach not listen
I dare anyone here to come through to Bruno's gym on the corner of fifth and main brooklyn new york and to ask for me by name. I dare you yeh
>>67727612
>4'11
>not even a flyweight
wtf dude
Just ran simulations of 199
Bisping and Faber both won RD 4 TKO's
>>67727628
Lellator doesn't have a 125lb division so he had to bulk up. Plus dwarven bones are twice as dense as human bones.
>>67727635
do you run simulations of 196 too?
>>67727623
What's your name?
>>67727646
>>67727612
Kimbo vs Tyler or Tyler vs Shamrock or Tyler vs CM Punk, Make it happen Kekator.
>>67726727
>because she wants to give her family jobs
ALSO
why do you think Dana goof'd off lads??
http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/20/nate-diaz-dana-white-conor-mcgregor-rematch-lunch-video/#disqus_thread
>>67727657
Just say you're from 4chan, I'll be there at the reception to watch you walk in
>>67727701
You specifically said to ask for you by name, big guy
>>67727623
>ask for me by name
>doesn't give name
fuckin' goof
/box/ > /heem/ in terms of who would win in a fight
>>67727701
>he works as a receptionist at a gym
kek
Nice knee by the ref there desu
>>67727735
Try shoulder rolling when I powerbomb you, pussy
BIG MEATY KO FOR THE HEEM GODS THANKS HEEM
onefc bimbo girls > efn bimbo girls > bellator bimbo girls > ufc bimbo girls
i'm talking about the overall ratio, because everybody knows that carly baker is hotter than any other company's octagon slut
would you guys like to have a superbowl of mma with tournaments between fighters from different promotions? assuming it took place in las vegas, would the commission sanction it?
btw, bellator's prelims just got spicy, hamerfist heem finish
>>67727751
i'll knock you on your ass before you even get a chance, faggot
>>67727739
Where did I say anything about working as a receptionist? I said I'll be hanging out there
yey blocked in brazil
>>67727778
Where did you come from and why do you have such terrible opinions all the time ?
You guys all watching Lelator?
>>67727780
With what? Your little limp wrist bitch hands?
I'd oblique kick you and ruin your creaky little bitch knees into obscurity then lift you up and throw you back to the ghetto, homeboy
DWARF NOW
>4 ft 11
>58 inch reach
HAHHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAH
HEEM CHOKEY
>>67727793
http://spikelive-f.akamaihd.net/spikebellator_live1_3500@62376
say tank you lidl man
Fuck that was fast
Missed it all just writing one tweet
HOLY SHIT AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!
JESUS CHRIST HE KILLED HIM
SOMEONE CALL CHILD SERVICES
WebM I've missed it all
DWARF OUT
Hope that fucktard is proud of himself, choking out a dwarf. Fucking piece of shit, does that make you feel good about yourself huh? KNOB
WWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
