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today:
>relegation play-off
würzburg - duisburg (19:10 cest)
tomorrow:
>dfb pokal cup
bayern - dortmund (20:00 cest)
gooooooooooooood morning
moin
morgen
19:10 is a very strange time to start a football match
gays willkommen
Night
Lads should I take up German study course in uni pls help
>>67716789
Take a cricket course instead. That's what all the tanned Germans are doing these days
I work for Red Bull and am looking at getting into the Bundes. I think Leipzig would be a good pick because my employer owns the team and I like Frauke Petry. Maybe I will do that. THank you.
>>67716789
no its literally the hardest language to learn. Took me 6 years
>>67716848
it's an easy language if you know English
>>67716848
>unironically being Italian Swiss
knife your sausages, wog
>>67716858
he could be French Swiss
or speak Romansh
>>67716858
he's romansch
>>67716858
he's from iceland
We are
Just happy to serve
Just happy to serve
You
>>67716789
do you like Germany and the German culture?
My apologies for the American posting dumb shit in here
HEY
HEY
GERMANS GO AWAY!
>>67716870
>>67716871
>google Romansch
what a bunch of special snowflake faggots
do they get special gibsmedats as well for being an ethnic minority or something?
>>67716940
where my grandparents live in Italy there's a similar language, Ladin
Sad!
>>67716940
fuck off bully
>>67716934
make me
>>67716970
>>67716981
good posts
>>67716990
bad post
>GOATKREUTZ joins Stuttgart and they get relegated
Way to waste some time of the GOATs career
Hello where are the Volland posts?
>>67717224
>>67717294
Bestätigt: Bayer 04 Leverkusen verpflichtet Hoffenheims Volland
Über die Ablöse machten die Klubs keine Angaben. Nach „Bild“-Informationen vom Morgen beträgt sie 18 Millionen Euro.
>>67717294
here
>Bayer Leverkusen have completed the signing of Kevin Volland from Hoffenheim on five-year deal.
>>67717304
Bayer is buying my employer
very good signings by Leverkusen
>Da Costa
>Baumgartlinger
>Volland
>Meffert
yeah but who's leaving
>only €6.1m for Karius
Mainz pls
>>67717346
maybe Toprak (Hummels' replacement)
maybe Kruse (he's injury-prone)
Kresic
Yelldell
Boenisch
>>67717369
>three players with a release clause in the same window
>>67717369
are there any rumours about kruse?
>transfermarkttrottels still falling for the Volland meme
>>67717381
he would be a very good backup for Leverkusen
>>67717376
>Aussie Kruse
No
>Poker Kruse
no
>>67717336
MONSANTO SCUM NOT WELCOME IN BUNDES
Put money on Leverkusen winning the League next season
AUBAME
AUBAME
AUBAME
AUBAMEYANG
AUBAME
AUBAME
AUBAME
AUBAMEYANG
>>67717418
Shut up and eat your genetically modified corn Adolf!
>>67717401
i worry for his career
>>67717418
I'm a data scientist
>>67717460
So do I.
He went from super sub, to super ded, to a super bench warmer.
But he has shown his class whenever he plays with Australia.
>>67717506
easy to look good against some of the literally who nations we play
>>67717476
you are not neinhold
>>67717312
>Willkommen in Kevin Volland
What did he mean by this?
Looking forward
>>67717643
gay butt sechs
>>67717747
I mean Volland has a big juicy butt
> Im Interview mit der "ARD" sagte der Schweizer: "Ich möchte zu dieser Thematik nicht allzu viel sagen. Da braucht man eigentlich auch nicht allzu viel sagen. Der Fußball darf nicht herhalten für irgendwelche Inszenierungen. Es tut mir leid, dass er krank ist. Ich möchte auch, dass er schnell wieder gesund wird. Aber dass man das am Spieltag kommuniziert, finde ich nicht ideal." Klassischer Fall von: ins Fettnäpfchen getreten. Im Übrigen genauso wie FCN-Torwart Schäfer, der gegenüber "Sky" noch etwas drastischere Worte fand: "Ich glaube, wenn einer wirklich schwer krank ist, dann kann er heute kein Fußball spielen. Von daher war es schon eine sehr komische Meldung genau heute vor dem Spiel."
Russ BTFO
>>67717766
I think you are telling the truth mr. double dubs.
>>67717795
Well neither of them are wrong. Maybe it's in bad taste to say that, but they're not wrong.
>Laut „La Dernière Heure“ steht Youri Tielemans kurz vor einem Wechsel zu Atlético Madrid. Demnach sei der Berater des 19-Jährigen in Madrid, um mit den Verantwortlichen zu verhandeln. Auch Gladbach hat Interesse an dem Mittelfeld-Talent.
BMG shitposter on suicide watch
>>67717851
how would he ever get in the team with Saul, Koke and Oliver there
>>67717905
I can't imagine Oliver will be particularly happy with his playing time.
That right leg
>>67717920
O.Torres to Dortmund confirmed
>>67717937
enjoy your buy back clause
>>67717418
GrünenwählerIn bitte gehen Sie.
>>67718000
you don't deserve trips
>>67718008
you deserve rectum cancer
>>67718026
rude
>>67718026
Shitting out the glyphosate residues from your food will give that to you, Monsanto apologist
>>67717934
is that young tim "champions league" wiese.
i took ibuprofen and still the headache remains
>>67718116
>t. social studies major and biochemistry expert
>>67718169
most likely a tumor
Lads when is Bayerns next CL match?
test
cricket
is
elite
gay
dying
>>67718185
Actually my only qualification is ebin bundes posts
cricket
>>67718227
>06:14:53
>>67718228
>06:14:52
>>67718239
Damn it, Neinhold
>>67718189
hope not
>>67718230
proxy off, N. Srinivasan
>>67718247
that wasnt me
>>67718239
/bundes/ got hacked!
>>67718210
>>67718218
>>67718220
>>67718227
>>67718239
TEST CRICKET IS ELITE, KEK (PONTING) WILLS IT
>>67718210
>>67718218
>>67718220
>>67718227
>>67718228
>test cricket is elite gay
"test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
>Der Wechsel von Werder Bremens Innenvertediger Jannik Vestergaard zu Borussia Mönchengladbach nimmt offenbar konkrete Formen an. Nach „Bild“-Informationen sind sich die „Fohlen“ mit dem 23-jährigen Dänen über einen Vertrag einig geworden.
please like and subscribe
>>67698630
>>67718329
Werder losing another promising player. They are going to get relegated next season, aren't they?
>>67718374
seems like it
>>67718374
No, they put a literally who in charge of their transfers now, everything will be fine.
>>67718364
good post
>>67718374
100% yes. they'll get less points than Fürth a few years ago.
>>67718364
that is not very good
>>67718419
good post
>>67718417
do you mean that as in "that's not very good, it's very great!" ?
>>67718419
i agree
>>67718189
It's not a tumah
>Laut einem Bericht der "Sport Bild" ist der FSV [Mainz] an Pascal Groß interessiert. Der Spielmacher des FC Ingolstadt könnte Malli ersetzen. Groß gehörte zu den Architekten des Aufstieges der Schanzer und war der überragende Spieler der Zweiten Liga. In der vergangenen Saison absolvierte der 24-Jährige 33 Partien für den FCI und waren an sieben Toren beteiligt. Der Vertrag von Groß läuft noch bis Juni 2017. Sein Marktwert liegt bei vier Millionen Euro.
on that note I just realised my headache's finally gone
>>67718453
that's not a good sign
I think my days of bullying Bundes and especially Dänemark are over for now. The apathy radiated by this place has gotten the better of me :(
>>67718453
that's a sign that your soul is leaving your body
you are dead in eta 5 minutes and 3 seconds
t. i am a doctor
>>67718474
a doctor of medicine?
>>67718419
Quality post. But I expect nothing less from denmark.
>>67718471
Mhhmmh okay
>>67718443
would be a decent transfer tßh.
>>67718518
or should i keep going?
I'm also behind Sascha posting fyi
>>67718419
explain
/cric/ tbqh
>>67718561
She opened one of Neinhold's email attachments. Big mistake.
saw a bayern sticker in the bus today
>>67718573
this
/bunda/s/
>Borussia Mönchengladbach stellt seine Talente Mahmoud Dahoud (20) und Andreas Christensen (20) nicht für die Olympischen Spiele im August ab. Das bestätigte Trainer André Schubert der „Bild“. Grund ist die Champions League-Qualifikation im gleichen Zeitraum.
Hoped I would see him playing at Rio.
>>67718634
quick just swap him and schweinsteiger between squads
OC from an Italian at the Giro
>>67717720
>>67717753
>>67718122
>>67718523
>>67718550
Denmark should select Bendtner for the Olympics
>>67718689
why not for the euros?
>>67718694
implying<
>>67718580
i dont even have her address
Post your DER KLASSIKER predictions
>>67718843
dortmund wins with 2 goals
>>67718843
bayern wins 2 goals to nil
>Lange Zwangspause für Ilkay Gündogan: Wie Borussia Dortmund am Freitag bestätigte, wurde der 25-Jährige inzwischen an der ausgerenkten Kniescheibe operiert. Nach dem Eingriff muss mit einer Ausfallzeit von mindestens vier Monaten gerechnet werden.
>>67718888
if he doesn't leave i seriously hope for his ass that he'll sign a long term contract. we've been through this shit one time and it's time for him to pay back the trust we gave him.
>>67718909
Watzke said almost exactly that, didn't he?
>>67718909
Man City still want him apparently
DW Sports @dw_sports 4h4 hours ago
Reports Friday put Volland's transfer fee between €15m-€18m, which would be a new transfer record for Leverkusen.
>>67718930
i don't know desu.
>>67718937
good
>>67718930
Yeah but Watzke can't force him to sign a new contract.
>>67716981
Delete this Slut kirie is da beat
>>67718952
sky says 20m
What do you guys think of Bairstow?
>watching cricket
>>67719218
>bag wines
nobody wants to like cricket, its boring af
no offense to our /cric/s though
>>67719218
Daily reminder that /based migration/ is bringing OUR sport to YOUR country and there is NOTHING that YOU can do to stop it
http://www.skysports.com/cricket/news/12123/10269961/cricket-booming-in-germany-thanks-to-asylum-seekers
Do you own one of these
>>67719218
what does it say? I don't speak monkey
>>67719314
>>67719322
>>67719327
What are you waiting for
>>67719349
i don't drink shit beer
>>67719357
You can give the beers to your dad and buy something better for yourself but still use the glass
Franziskaner > Paulaner > Erdinger
>>67719386
my dad only drinks wine
>>67719395
Pour them in the sink or give them to a homeless fellow
>>67719395
Can he only drink wine from wine glasses?
>>67719407
no, thanks
>not drinking whine out of a stiefel
your dad is a huge faggot desu
Okay, I won that discussion.
>>67719426
*wine
>>67719408
i don't know
>>67719426
bit rude
>Fußball
Unterschicht
>>67719448
All team sports except cricket are.
>>67719448
this neger knows what's up.
>>67719462
see >>67719218
goodbye
>>67719471
Cricket was literally invented by British aristocrats who had nothing to do during the day and needing something to fill the time
They didn't let any brown people play. The darkies just watched and started copying them eventually.
how would you feel if you ended up significantly shorter and less talented than your younger brother?
>>67719513
i only have sisters
>>67719513
Depends how talented and short I am
>>67719537
unironically think he got the best looks
>>67719290
yes
>>67719619
Good!
>>67719394
Augustiner > all of the above>>67719394
northern german beer >>> southern german "beer"
>>67719628
how is the /cric/ situation in Denmark?
is /based migration/ taking our sport to your country aswell?
>>67719652
Jever is based tßh
>>67719290
My friend does.
It's fucking stupid honestly. You spill beer all over yourself if you're not careful and it makes the beer go flat faster.
>>67719394
Correct.
>>67719656
We haven't taken as many refugees per capita as most countries around us.
I see some kids playing in a backyard near me from time to time but haven't seen anything about it in the media.
Amjad Khan (born 14 October 1980) is a Danish born, English Test cricketer. He is a right-handed batsman and a right-arm fast-medium bowler. To date, he is the only person of Danish birth to play test cricket
>>67719740
just wait until Mary's kids dominate the ashes
>>67719751
Prince Christian has already chosen differently.
But this picture seems to show Crown Prince Frederik cricketing
>>67719817
Reminder that /based migration/ as literally got YOUR royal family playing cricket
>>67719809
never understood why so many people consider her beautiful. she literally is a normie girl with a speech impediment.
You now remember
>>67719836
Say that to my face m8
STOP POSTING WHORES
>>67719652
>>67719670
german beer is pretty shit overall. stop the meme.
>>67719836
I don't like the look of her either
>>67719869
rude
>>67719869
Stop screaming. Go lose your virginity and i promise you you won't care about whore posting anymore.
>>67719881
your pretty shit
>>67719881
Sorry, but our no-fun-allowed-contrarian-special-snowflake-hipster position is already filled with France. We'll call you back once we have any new openings.
Is there a single person itt who will go out and party/have a drink at a bar with some friends?
Anyone? It's friday after all. Please stand up if you will.
>>67719920
not me
>>67719920
I don't have any friends and there's only one pub for old people in my little cosy Bavarian town, so no, will be watching anime and masturbate then post here till i fall asleep.
>Arsenal had initially bid close to £20 million for the Switzerland midfielder but, with Monchengladbach hoping to get more than £30 million, an agreement was eventually reached on a deal understood to be worth an initial £25 million but rising potentially to £30 million.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/20/arsenal-to-sign-granit-xhaka-as-midfielder-heads-to-london-to-co/
i am now automatically calculating my RPP
>>67719920
>go out
>party
>friends
>>67719998
Really hope they sign Tielemans now
>>67720023
did you see the Atleti rumour?
>>67720044
Sure, but Gladbach would be the more reasonable step for him, he can still go to a top ten or even top 5 club in his mid 20s, plus Anderlecht is only like 2 hours away from MG, it would be a perfect match for him at this point in his career.
>>67719537
thanks for the phile
>>67719513
If that still involved a pretty solid career at Basel, I'd probably be ok with it.
>>67720261
staying at home is comfy but your little brother's out there earning retarded PL wages
>>67720018
oh my god neinhold
>A former German Football Association president is facing a two-year ban from all football-related activity.
>The independent ethics committee of world governing body Fifa recommended Wolfgang Niersbach be punished for a breach of its ethics code.
>>67719998
>Xhaka has been compared to Bastian Schweinsteiger (when he was good)
savage
>>67720452
+++ BREAKING +++
Rippenbruch: Mario Götze fällt für das Pokalfinale aus. EM wohl nicht in Gefahr.
>>67719783
Frederik is a Monaco fan?
>>67720985
that will greatly diminish bayerns chances to beat the borussia
>>67721031
I don't know
>>67720503
whats this guys name.
test
>>67719513
my sister is like 2cm taller than me
>>67719920
just came back
>>67721103
FC Bayern English @FCBayernEN 7m7 minutes ago
.@MarioGoetze is out of the #DFBCup final. The world champion suffered a broken rib last week and is sidelined, but is fine for #EURO2016.
>>67721031
>boy wearing CR7 shoes
hgu tb perfectly h
Do you think Rafinha would start for Germany?
He has a citizenship now but isn't allowed to play because he played a youth game for Brazil.
>>67721158
didnt he say he would?
>>67720985
>doesn't play against his ex-/future- club
What a surprise
Dubs say Hummels will also not play
>>67716443
Morning
>>67721175
Hummels will play and help Bayern win
>>67716461
Morning
>>67721094
https://streamable.com/7iap
>>67716477
Morning
>>67716777
Night and checked
cant wait to get drunk
>>67718676
Nice
>>67718843
Bayern win one goal to nil
>>67721279
Yeah, I thought you would like it.
>>67719676
Drink so that the tip of the foot points down, not up and there will be no spilling 90% of the time all the time
the start of Xhaka is like the start of Dzeko y/n
ugh im drunk
>>67719349
My guests to arrive. Next weekend it is, I considered making lasagna but decided against it because we will have a barbecue on my balcony and on the other day I will cook salmon with broccoli, cauliflower and peas.
Now that I think about it there's still some moments my guests will be craving something easy to eat.
So I'd make the bolognese on monday or tuesday, let it flourish in the refridgerator and make it into a lasagna on thursday.
I am probably going to go shopping with one of the guests on friday where we buy all the drinks and meat.
I'm 100% sure I will buy amaretto and cognac to give the french coktail you mentioned a chance.
Will make ice cubes at home
>>67721336
why are you drunk at 4 pm?
>>67719501
Bye
>>67721367
it's called lasagne
>>67721367
>I will cook salmon with broccoli, cauliflower and peas.
>>67721377
It's closer to 5
>>67719290
What about you, do you own one of those
>>67721367
Sounds like it will be a great get-together. Wish I could be there.
>>67719783
He looks like the kind of guy who couldn't handle a nail and a hammer
>>67721391
I do not.
>>67719817
aua aua mein rotator cuff
>>67719851
The 11 good men
>>67719920
I hope not. It's hard to say no when being asked but I would probably say no. You?
Welp that Giro d'Italia bread makes me want to go to Italy so much. Maybe I don't need to move away from Germany that much when Italy is around the corner
>>67721377
i had no work this afternoon
but im more tipsy than drunk to be honest, even if im more leaning towards drunk than tipsy right now. i also took some benzos
>>67720985
How do you brake a rib, why do I never brake anything
>>67721221
thats hilarious what sport is it
>>67721277
I can
>>67721336
That's funny
>>67721401
Yes
>>67721466
rugby
>>67721455
benzos+alcohol is a big no-no for me
