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Rooney to Guanzhou Evergrand
All but confirmed
Heard it here first
Your sex life
Guardiola is behind Messi's tax fraud case in an effort to get him exiled from Spain so he has no choice but to come to the best league in the world
Australia voted most civilized country of North-Africa
>>67698630
Update on the Martinez to Liverpool situation la?
>>67698672
WEW WOVE WAYNE WOONEY
AWWWEEEE
>window still not open
it's getting hot in here
someone open it
now
Alisson to Roma confirmed.
They won't buy Chestnut because Arsenal are greedy cunts.
>>67698748
literally who mate
>>67698748
>another year, another GK
Mou is scared of taking over United because Pep lives a few blocks down the sreet
>>67698779
hue keeper
>>67698675
rude
>>67698779
Brazil's first choice goal keeper. I don't know him either but Brazilians seem to rank him.
>>67698784
that's the reason he really wants it though
>>67698630
Hazard --> Leicester
>wenger being a stingy cunt once again
kek
>WHAT I LEARNED FROM BROWSING /trans/ IS ______________
>>67698784
More like RoMOUania right?? Haha!!
This si the team that LVG will lose the FA Cup with.
---de gea
valencia - smalling - blinds - black
---carrick - rppney - lingard
martial - fellaini - rashford
>>67698850
€25m euros apparently. He has a €30m release clause next season, they're not going to sell him for under that.
>>67698857
The '80s were a hell of a drug.
>>67698850
Who were these third parties?
Any updates on the gf to >you story?
>>67698967
Deal has officially been hijacked by a taller, more athletic black male.
>>67698967
Offer was rejected negotiations have broken down, gf will go to >him instead.
>Pep already signing croked players for City
dzagoev to chelsea
>>67698630
your freedom
>>67698967
gf signed for Chad as he offered a far better package
>>67699001
whom?
Pogba to chelsea confirmed
>not using pic related as official thread pic always and forever
smdh tbhf
>>67699062
Gundogan and Laporte.
>>67699095
>Falling for the Laporte meme
Enjoy another Mongala
post your team's lineup next season
bonus for memes
Zaza to lester
Screen cap this
>>67699003
wasnt he exposed after the last yuros, or is his memery rising again?
Any updates on the Schneiderlin to Spurs situation?
Any updates on the Lukaku to Spurs situation?
pls
>>67698967
Refused to sign a six year contract and has since expressed her interest in a rival
>>67698748
now a RB and i'm happy
just get rid of the deadwood and keep the good players, ElSha very much included
>>67699139
Buffon
Vrslajko-barzagli-bonucci-alexsandro
Khedira-pogba
Dybala-saponara-berardi
Mandzukic
Just give us the cl trophy already la
Dybala to united when?
Literally who can stop them?
Can we all agree its time for klopp to leave? Roy got about six months with similar results before he was sacked
>tfw no qt professional footballer gf
>>67698850
Wenger will come back with 30,000,001
>>67699202
Why is Ronaldo gone?
Shouldn't they use the window to find a less limited DM than Cas?
Is Pepe's time up? Is Varane ready to make the jump?
Isn't it about time Marcelo was melted down for glue and replaced by someone who can actually defend?
>>67698967
didn't pass the medicals
>>67699139
any updates on the Benatia and Caceres to Roma la?
>>67699202
>implying they're not onselling morata to which ever pl club is most retarded
Hello where are the transfers
>>67698967
I stalled too long as I didn't realise the benefits and the deal was taken off the table :(
Learn how to make /trans/ threads fucking kangaroo
>>67699158
>Any updates on the Schneiderlin to Spurs situation?
don't tell me you think that's possible
>>67699249
Caceres would be a free and is wanted by Roma and Inter, while Napoli went for Tonelli
between the two he should obviously choose Roma, but you never know
Benatia is not happening, even Marquinhos is more likely
>>67699202
>Jesé
>>67699245
Was just memeing with Jesé, Donaldo gets another season, although Bale seems to be gaining the upper hand
Casemiro has done very well and is still developing, he deserves a chance to retain his spot. Backup is crucial though
Varane has had a mixed season, but that can be said about any Madrid CB. He's ready.
Marcelo GOAT desu
>>67698967
FC UCK
medel to at mad
>>67698967
Contract was sent out a 00:01 making it null in hindsight our agents had 3 years to send it before the deadline
>>67699139
Nainggolan is coming to chelsea
>>67699342
nice meme
I bet you think liverpoop is getting pjanic too
>>67699342
Why would he
>>67699370
£££
>>67699342
he wants to stay
unless Roma is forced to sell because of FFP he's not going anywhere
>>67699363
You could say he could be a Pjanic buy haha.
>>67698967
transfer fee accepted, negotiations in progress over personal terms are thought to have hit a snag over the number of times she has to take it up the arse every month
>>67699388
haha can i tweet this?
>>67699342
I really hope not
>>67699411
Yes! It's all yours m8.
>>67699388
>>67699388
I don't get it
do you care if your club attempts to bring through youngsters or not?
>>67699306
A boy can dream
>>67699438
No need to Pjanic.
>>67699444
Next years loanees list.
Liverpool sold Rossiter to Rangers ffs.
>>67699444
Considering how shit our signings are, yes.
>>67699444
I would like to develop youth more
>>67699388
ayy lmao
>>67699388
Ha ha class lad
>>67699444
>Januzaj
literally debuted over two years ago and has been on loan since
>>67699462
if you're gonna dream, dream bigger
ibra
martial rooney ronaldo
depay mata
shaw rojo smalling fosu
navas
>>67699444
>the plastic caliphate of Man City
>>67699516
>Ibra in goal
>>67699474
who's our?
>>67699495
He hasn't been on loan since January.
>>67699509
No I like my dreams to be just outside the fringes of reality so I can pretend they're real.
>>67699516
>wanting ibra
>>67699524
Liverpool la.
>>67699469
>Liverpool sold Rossiter to Rangers ffs
Muh next Stevie G, la
>>67699523
Alcarez defence
>>67699546
>not wanting meme magic
>>67699516
>depay
He's shit m8.
>>67699516
>depay mata midfield
>>67699516
>that dressing room cancer
>that central midfield
>5'7 Jesus Navas in goal
>>67699516
Christ
>>67698967
look err, i already have a strong right arm and i dont see why would i replace it, thus breaking the cohesion
Arsene Wenogfever
>>67699536
>tfw I dreamt I had a gf and was cuddling her in bed and was ridiculously happy then I woke up
why does my own mind torment me?
>>67698967
I don't buy gfs, I foster prospective little girls and enjoy their benefits for cheap before selling them off to rich Arabs
>>67699516
this team would literally get relegated.
>>67699714
someone had to go there I guess
>>67699672
Sounds like you need to return to the dream world
forever
>>67699714
How good are your acadamies?
lee seungwoo to dortmund
>>67699444
I don't know all of them but about 26 of those players are black, possibly more.
>>67699672
>tfw my brain decided to remind me of the time when i was 11 two girls came up to me and told me they knew someone who liked me and out of embarrassment i said i didn't care and they went away
>>67699789
world class m8
>>67699764
I'd need an induced coma for that lad, not that I'm averse to that like
>>67699882
>Tfw I tried to ask a girl out in year 6
>"Hey want to go to library together?"
>"Err what for anon?"
>Completly melt down and leg it
I have never been able to look her in the eye ever again even went to the same college together.
>>67700040
>Girl really likes me
>Asks friends about me a lot
>Friends complain how annoying she is
>year later she's moved away
>talented musician in another country
>friends want to know why I never got with her
>seem her perform recently and now I'm in deep regret
>probably gona give chase this summer
Just fuck my shit up friends
>>67699516
>shaw rojo smalling fosu
fucking Manlets when will they learn
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree this was the best transfer of the 2015 window?
>>67700150
now I really hope no one from my grade ever gets famous for a good reason
>>67700150
We're here for you famalam
>>67699882
>meet qt friend of a female friend
>"Oh you are anon? I've heard a lot about you."
>she's obviously interested
>"Yeah hehe. I have to go now."
autism is one hell of a disease
>>67700207
Thanks m80. I'll make a good burst at it this summer, if I fail, then it's back to the gutter
>>67699802
I feel like /sp/ could make this into a believable fake rumour.
>Brendan Rodgers to Celtic all but confirmed
Fuck me lads are they trying to kill the club?
>>67698850
>>67698880
They aren't going to sell him for 30 Million either, they have to pay 10-15% to FC Basel after they sell him to the next club, which is why they got him so cheap in the first place.
>>67700240
at least you know you were good enough for a qt
>>67700150
>Girl really likes me
>I accept to be with her cause she's good in bed, but she's driving me crazy tbqh
>She clinges to me all the time
>Requests me to spoonfeed her
>Raging attentionwhore 24/7
>One day I had enough
>I ask her to hop in the car because we're going for a little ride
>She goes along with it because she loves rides and basically loves everything I do
>Drive to the shopping mall in town
>Take her out of the car
>Tell her I had enough and it's over
>Drive off
>Later that afternoon, cops show up at my door
>Apparently you can't do that with your kids
>>67700378
>I accept to be with her cause she's good in bed,
How did you know she was good in bed before you accepted her as a gf? Makes no sense lad. Did your black friend tell you?
I was expecting it to be a dog at the end
>>67699139
>Strootman
>not being injured for most of the season
>>67700415
me too
you lads seen that BBC doc on leicester?
Any updates on the Xavi Martinez to Liverpool? Heard it was all but confirmed on my end
>>67700437
Kante?
>>67700463
Kek
Bunch of slack-jawed faggots in this general
>>67700437
No, how was it?
Mkhitaryan and Morata to Chelsea for 100m
>>67700484
watching it now, pretty good so far
>>67698967
In a shocking turn of events she turned down my offer (my name is literally chad) for a much nicer and neet club
How you holding up, /trans/
>>67700473
Kane?
>>67700519
Suffering the pain of regret
I'm nearly sick of this shit.
>>67699885
what sport is this that has the tight outfits and the booty?
>>67700473
This thread would be much better if everyone converted to 2D like normal people.
>>67700519
pretty bad
i'm having mediocre results at uni and i'm slowly but steadily becoming more of a shut-in
i think the NEET life could be behind the corner if i don't sort my shit out quick
>>67700564
Cycling
>>67700240
>meet qt at party
>completely throwing herself at me
>get nervous because virgin
>see friend
>include him in our conversation thinking hell wingman my nervousness
>ends up fucking her instead
thank god im not this beta anymore but fuck that still keeps me up at night sometimes
>>67700519
beginning to think death will never happen at this point
>>67700584
oh shit yea indoor. i have a new sport to watch.
>>67700326
implying they can ever lose that terrible league
>>67699139
r8 my meme
>>67699885
>You will never go back to the 2014 commonwealth games
>>67700611
they should go all out for Bellerin
http://www.strawpoll.me/10253703
>>67700592
sounds like something I would have done desu
any updates on the javi martinez to liverpool situation?
>>67698967
Had a teenage wonderkid on trial, looked to have uncovered a gem but hit a serious snag as I already have someone in that position on an infinite year contract. Veered away from discussions of terminating the existing contract as there's a clause to give half of all assets.
who invited /r9k/?
>>67699171
you won't be happy when you realize your club spent 17mi euros on that piece of shit Gerson
>>67700846
>not knowing summer /sp/ is /r9k/
>>67700846
/sp/ > /brit/ > /britfeel/
My man dropped his chips
>>67700854
n-not through yet!
seriously, i don't understand, he's the last type of player Roma needs
>>67699882
>Be 11
>Two girls from my class ask me out together
>one of them decent, other one the class qt
>say no because no idea how that would even work
I don't deserve to even be alive
Weirdly that happened twice more in later years but with much uglier lasses and in an either/or situation. My stock was a lot higher then than it is now.
>>67700854
Is Gabigol good? All my friends are hyped to see him at PSG
>>67700948
>that peaked at 6 years old feel
>>67700948
>tag-teamed asked out 3 times
maybe you look like someone who would have two dicks
>>67700952
>Gabigol
>>67700952
poor man's Gabriel Jesus
![573ddd4c33cd4[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/c7iLniF.jpg "573ddd4c33cd4[1].jpg")
R8 my Real Madrid team post /trans/
>>67699171
florenzi not good enough?
>>67700854
>gerson
reminder that he caused an immense amount of butthurt among roma supporters because of this pic
>>67700982
S O M E P U L P
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>>67700952
>>67701019
>Varane
>>67700982
>>67701056
CARMELLA WILL YOU PLEASE
>>67700898
MuH CHIPS
Quiet down there rio
Any news on the genuinely professional footballer to Sheffield United situation?
>>67701137
talks broke down after The Massive offered Premier League football next season
Pretty mental in Bangkok today lads. Ranieri was loving it
>>67701205
>every support counted
that sounds like it was poorly translated
>>67701205
Chat Bang Get Kok.
>>67699139
>>67701155
They've been offering that next season since 2000.
>di matteo to villa
>the championship will have 2 champions league winning managers
>>67701294
they had 2 'this' season
>>67701294
Villa and Newcastle going up will be the start of an endless cycle. The prem teams will have to much money to stay down after being relegated
Friendly reminder that Blackburn Rovers and Leicester City have both won the Premier League and Liverpool haven't.
Also Steven Gerrard will never ever win a PL winners medal.
lol
>>67701215
Lel I suppose so. Was cool as fuck to be there though the Asians were going nuts
>>67701294
Well, it's already got two European Cup winning teams.
>>67701371
Next season la
>>67701362
>he thinks newcastle will come straight back up
>>67701417
You meme arrowed the wrong thing pal
>he thinks villa will come straight back up
>>67701417
>he doesn't think benitez will steamroll the championship
>Austrian arrives on free contract
>Has a good year
>Offer a contract extension
>She refuses
>Going back to Rapid Wien
>>67701445
I didn't yesterday
>>67701473
the analogy fell apart here
Any news on the reason to live to me situation?
>>67701459
he's gonna get memed on so hard when he sees the pitches they have to play on especially the foreign players
>>67701499
talks have been delayed until after the euros
>>67701490
Just like the relationship
>>67698967
What an epic meme. You guys are just so funny. These memes make me laugh. I love memes.
>>67701505
Is this the 1980s or something?
>>67701499
/trans/ is starting
![Wbct89I[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/iIonTAj.png "Wbct89I[1].png")
>>67699139
>>67701499
Rooney might get injured in training and we can take defoe instead
>>67701519
You wouldn't be here if you didn't.
>>67701529
can't see arsenal making all them signings senpai
>>67701554
>arsenal
>signings
>>67701554
that's liverpool you mong
>>67701499
that gum you like is going to come back in style
>>67701529
>Smalling LCB
Gotta get those sweet own goals and penalty's.
>>67701611
meanwhile
>>67701499
If you're 25 or older and don't want to live I say just end it. Otherwise, just go nuts until 25 and see how you feel then.
>2016 is almost halfway through
mentally i'm still in 2009
>>67700519
Pic related.
>>67701473
Rapid a shit.
>>67701525
Good feel.
>>67701633
gotta give the opposition a chance, wouldn't be fair otherwise
>>67699469
>sold
we paid 250 thousand compensation. You did not sell him.
>people think Ibrahimovic wouldn't score for fun in the PL
top kek. who's gonna stop him from doing so? Otameme & Mongala? Tottenham's Belgian Bottlers? Kosher Elmo and Retiredsacker? I can only see Huth and Morgan standing a chance.
And these are the top defenses in the league. The PL isn't ready for Zlatan.
How hard will the top 10 Europe clubs pillage Leicester?
I'm assuming at least Vardy, Mahrez and Kante are going out, right?
>>67700519
Other than wishing to die at every waking moment, alright.
>>67701722
>that bit where Louis made him apologise to his Mum
>>67701867
Vardy's staying. He's 29 and looks settled and happy there.
Mahrez might stick around for another season.
Kante is off, for sure.
Who /nails/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKdbz5HJAUI
which 3 relegated players would you like to see at >your club?
>>67701867
Vardy is near 30 and just got a long term, 6 figure a week deal. He'll milk that until he's forced out.
Will LvG stay if United win the FA Cup? Is Mou really interested or is it BS? I feel like losing CL qualifying spot really has fucked United.
>>67701819
Didn't otameme and mangala stop him from scoring? (That pass back literally does not count as ibramemeoffuck scoring)
>>67701956
Amavi, Ayoze, Wijnaldum
>>67702014
yes that does count fuck you
>>67702005
I doubt LVG is staying. They'll sack him after the final.
Anyone else was relegated to being an extra in other people's lives this season again?
>>67701819
>>67702014
lel the worst defence in the top 8 stopped ztatpadn ibrameme
>>67701897
Based Louis. A real nigga.
>>67701942
/here/
>>67701942
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGYnIR4NJRY
Why is Mourinho stalling on his Everton contract?
>>67702240
waiting to see if van gaal gets sacked
>>67702216
Wow sounds exactly the same
@football_league propose expanding professional game in England to five leagues of 20 teams from start of 2019/20 season.
>>67702493
>>67702493
The conference probably will be 100% professional sides by then anyway.
>>67702493
>>67702507
B teams will never happen.
>>67702493
>>67702507
>my local team will become professional
well shit I may be able to get a job in 2020
>>67702603
it's only 8 new teams desu
>>67700445
It's Chabby Martinez mate
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/19/football-league-shakeup-four-divisions-extra-teams
>potentially open the door for a winter break and an end to FA Cup replays.
wew
>no boxing day matches
WTF NO
>>67702738
Ah lads.
>>67702756
das not it mane
those matches are comfy as fuuuuck
>>67702756
says where?
>>67702756
say it aint so
>>67702738
>>67702756
>>67702756
The winter break could be after boxing day m8.
>>67702945
>no new years day matches
>>67702965
Or after new years day. It'll be in January I suppose to avoid upsetting everything.
A winter break is a terrible idea.
>FA using it as an excuse for why England are so shit
Pathetic desu, England have always been shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU2L06zCYNs
>Everton fans
>>67703019
#CHEEKY
>>67703019
Frigg off Barclay, what else am I supposed to watch during Bundes winter break.
>>67703019
wew lad
