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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
(((PRELIMS START AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BT, MAIN CARD STARTS AT 12:30 AM ET, 9:30 PM PT, 5:30 AM BT)))
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
(((STARTS AT 10 PM ET, 7 PM PT, 3 AM BST)))
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June):
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67542706

NEWS:

>New weight cutting program for your health.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11666352/ufc-to-implement-new-weight-management-program-for-fighters?_ga=1.224577050.1885728640.1461276746

>UFC sale odds set (Yes is a slight underdog)
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/12/11667294/is-ufc-being-sold-oddsmakers-set-odds-betting-lines-blockbuster-mma-sale

>Gray Maynard to make FW debut at TUF 23 Finale
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/12/11668952/gray-maynard-makes-featherweight-debut-against-fernando-bruno

>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24

>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
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/jeff/
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>buy watermelon
>expect it to be delicious and sweet
>chop some on a plate
>eat it
>tastes like nothing
man this bummed me out real bad

can anyone post some good heem to cheer me up
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JON
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Thread theme song: http://youtu.be/nvlTJrNJ5lA

MMA Digest update: https://youtu.be/SyZUtKom9YQ

Weigh in @3pm est: http://www.ufc.tv/video/ufc-198-weigh-in

>198 Embedded
Episode 1: https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
Episode 2: https://youtu.be/aPCkFIkJls4
Episode 3: https://youtu.be/JtCIS6hLSwI
Episode 4: https://youtu.be/ksGLKmbQ2FE

>UFC 198 countdowns
Werdum vs Miocic: https://youtu.be/XIPeByCYys8
Jacare vs Belfort: https://youtu.be/SZK8A2K99j8

>Legal free fight(s)
Belfort vs Bisping: https://youtu.be/B46C_8RuIBw
Jacare vs Okami: https://youtu.be/seuBqdHfYsU
Jones vs DC: https://youtu.be/jETFlZjABL0
Cain vs Werdum: https://youtu.be/dxqfV4zBSgU
Cyborg vs Carano: https://youtu.be/WhPNLCvGpRk
Miocic vs Del Rosario: https://youtu.be/OBFO9IS3rxQ
Lion vs Buffalo: http://youtu.be/_gZ1U_CE174

Bellator fight library: http://bellator.spike.com/videos

>Just Fight Fan™ Things
UFC Inside the Octagon part 1: https://youtu.be/RitpUxoiX7E
UFC Inside the Octagon part 2: https://youtu.be/ns0VO1qIM7s
Heavy Hands w/ Dominick Cruz interview: https://youtu.be/j1X6YH2M3js
Five Rounds Today: https://youtu.be/Z5SfRfzb2C8
Robin Black & Firas Zahabi on 198 main event: https://youtu.be/nlfWu6J8rzk
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>>67548704

Here
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>>67548750
i know that feel. it's criminal
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>>67548756
fuck off weirdo
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>>67548759
and I payed 7€ for this motherfucker, and I can dump the whole thing in the garbage

it feels like getting scammed
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>>67548713
HOT LAVA
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>>67548750
I think watermelon tastes good only when you are thirsty af, I went on a study tour and it was like 35C there and we were walking, some guy bought some watermelon and it tasted like the best watermelon I've eaten so far.
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>>67548783
wow that is fuckin theft. i can buy 4 fucking whole melons for that price
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>>67548750
get yellow ones

also watermelons are only non shit at the start of spring, that's their season
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Lads, is UFC 2 any good? It's on sale atm
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>>67548816
is this real
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>>67548794
watermelon tastes good if its good quality, ive had god tier watermelon last week

I hadnt eaten watermelon for a few days so I craved one real bad and bought this shitty one

>>67548811
I should move to a warm country

>>67548816
why is that one yellow
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>>67548821
On sale where?
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>>67548840
PSN store, it's still £35 mind, but it's cheapest I can find it
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>>67548821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlywO-Mt_KY
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>>67548856
if you like other sports sims its good.
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Can someone post the webm of the preppy kids trying to fight.
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>post yfw McGOAT vs Mayweather happens and Floyd is so rattled after all the build up that he pulls an Aldo and gets KTFO
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>>67548824
yes

>>67548831
to show its superior taste
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>>67548881
>Floyd is so rattled after all the build up
What would Goob even talk about
Floyd's money makes him look like a low level Invicta fighter
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>>67548750
Buy some Mango's lad
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>>67548605 #
but a 13 year old isnt a child, and in places not yet dominated by high western culture it is pretty normal to see people that age have relationships with people the age pvz brother was

I mean, not so long ago people that age were often already married and with children of their own, teens having sex isnt something unnatural

the only problem here is him being a faggot rapist
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>>67548933
you can have legal consensual sex with 16/17 year olds in most USA states.

paige's brother lured the youngest possible aged kid who could through the internet, at 13 the kid could lie to his parents about where he is going, if he was 6-9 her brother would probably have to abduct the kid
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>>67548881
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>>67548933
Don't be so ignorant. Teens are discovering their sexuality and so have relationships, this is a grown man abusing, in essence, a child.
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>>67548975
except this notion has never existed for pretty much all of human history
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>>67549035
So?
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>he has a problem with fucking 13 year olds

be careful
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>>67549035
He literally could have legally found gay 16-19 year olds to have sex with it's really obvious what he is about lol
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>>67548905
it's going to be a massacre
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>>67549048
its just an artificial social construct, it might even be good for society but it is just not true
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>>67548847
Why would they strike a plea bargain with a child rapist unless they weren't confident of being able to convict him?
Dude did not think that one through.
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/13/11649806/randy-couture-its-not-really-my-decision-to-be-excluded-from-ufc-200?_ga=1.14728758.1885728640.1461276746


>
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>>67549035
There are many notions that have not existed for most of history...that doesn't mean people were better off for it
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>>67549090
and they are mostly bull

the more civilization progresses the more we lose touch with reality
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>>67549075
What's not true?
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>>67549082
Why would randy fight at ufc 200?
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>>67549139
13-15 year olds are not magically abused if the age of their partner happens to be more than 2 years their own
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>>67549134
I can actually agree with that, I also believe that a 17-18 year old seducing a 13 year old is straight predatorial. Would you want that greasy motherfucker sniffing around your son's asshole?
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>>67549206
Dutch poster must be a fatty if reem is 111kg and hes 116kg
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>>67549206
>hehe im s-staying s-mall for cardio r-reasons guys not becuase of the drugtesting
even if that was his reason it would make no sense for him to carry way more fat than he used to
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>>67549206
Alistair went full evasion build +30dex.
Less armour, doubles chances to evade enemy attacks, 10% increased movement speed.
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>>67549238
No, but you cant say its because of age when it comes to gay shit. Wouldn't mind it if my son was with a woman that age
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>>67549254
That's almost as funny as tricking a Spaniard into watching UFC 33
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>>67549206
>I got small because of the transition from 3x3 rounds to 3x5
>but coincidentally only after USADA started regulating did it actually happen
>0:)
cheeky cunt
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>>67549254
Dex weapons have a higher chance for crits too
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>>67549254
what does his higher bodyfat% do for him
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>>67549306
Impulse, his fat creates a longer time of contact so less force is hitting his core
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>why doesn't Cyborg just cut down lol
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>>67549306
+5% life per 1% bodyfat
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>>67549341
how much hp does roy nelson have
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>>67549336
How would Frankie do at womens BW?

I think he would get armbarred by Ronda and picked apart by Holly but beat everybody else
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>>67549378
He'd knock them all out, most female fighters wilt when hit by somebody with power that can actually back them up from what I can tell. Not a whole lot of women with that sort of power though.
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>>67549273
Fair point actually, maybe its because i thoroughly understand the thought process of a horny man? I mean there are fully grown adults who cant decipher when a man is deceiving them, what chance does a 13 year old stand? Not to mention it's a highly impressionable and developmental stage of their lives. There's no telling how that could affect them through the rest of their lives
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>>67549378
(You)
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>>67549378
Are you joking or something? He would beat everyone handily even Cyborg. Guy was a legit 155 champion, he's just small frame.
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I'm liking the 115 women on TUF because it feels like the girls who do well on the show might actually be relevant and make an impact on the rankings less than four years down the line.
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>>67549076
They always go for a plea deal. Trials are expensive.
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>>67549468
We've only seen one girl fight though.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_bbh2ZbDdA
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>>67548867

bump
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>>67549552
I mean because the weight class is shallow enough that an influx of regional talent is going to produce at least one or two standouts.
That Tatiana girl looked promising.
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>>67548713
>>Nig Nog is senile

HE TRIED TO FEED THE BUS
A CARROT
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>>67549561

I'd fight to get into Miesha's valley
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>>67549561
>nu-metal soundtrack
>softcore porn tier acting

le cringe
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>>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24

Jesus CHRIST you could not put together a more pathetic "I don't give a fuck" season of TUF if you tried.
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Did estonia and lithuania ever get into fisticuffs lads?
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>>67549632
the latin america ones were probably worse
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>>67549632
Manlet drama
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>>67549635
Im no.1

Those two are WHOs
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>>67549561
i wonder what their key demographic is
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>>67549679
most of the real dykes are ugly af. still don't know why they use this theme.
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>>67549632
If Cejudo and Benavidez fought 2 on 1 vs Mighty Mouse, do you think they'd win?
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>>67549632
>two manlets who will never be champions
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>>67549632
Well there's a few things to the season that make it slightly different;
- They're not holding tryouts, they're just plain recruiting the top regional FLWs from around the world
>The winner gets to fight Mighty Mouse and will have been coached by someone who's fought him before
>If by some miracle they beat Mighty Mouse, whoever wins the coach fight would be the #1 contender to their title
Still sounds like a miserable season though
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>>67549732
>no tryouts

So they're taking out the one marginally watchable portion of the show? Surely this will revitalize the once great brand of TUF.
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>>67549708
fantasy m8
i only know one lesbian, she's pretty hot but her beast of a girlfriend belongs in the sewer
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Attention everyone.

Very important strawpoll to determine whether /heem/ is still for Joanna Champion or whether Claudia is now the fan favourite.

http://www.strawpoll.me/10196971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196971
http://www.strawpoll.me/10196971

This is the final time it will be posted and the results will be final. They are currently 12-12.

Thank you for your time.
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>>67549147
>>67549082
he wouldnt, he just cant go to the event is what he means

remember dana banned him from attending ufc events and all?
he couldnt even corner his son when he was fighting in the ufc
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>>67549752
I don't think that's what they're going for with this season, I think they want to build a challenger for Mighty Mouse since he's got fuggen nobody and if they find somebody who can beat him or at least market at FLW then great.
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>>67549808
Is there even any flyweight outside of the UFC who will be even remotely competitive with Mighty Mouse?

The only ones I can even name are Tim Elliott, Kairat Akhmetov, Magomed Bibulatov, and Chico Camus, and I'm not seeing any of them knocking MM off his throne any time soon, TUF or not
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>>67549808
I hope this TUF thing doesn't prevent a Mighty Meme vs. Cruz superfight.
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>>67549808

Joe Ben and Cejudo should mold the winner into a MM killer but secretly leave flaws in his game that either Joe or Cejudo can exploit later on to get the title
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>>67549439
>replies to obvious bait
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>>67549978
Like the ending to Jade Empire?
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>>67549783

I'll vote for which ever fighter has her picture spammed in the next 10 minutes
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>>67549955
Mighty Mouse is a bitch and doesn't want that fight. He wants to break Anderson's title defense record instead.
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>>67550008
MM wants money.
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>>67549993

Exactly..I guess
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20,000 people expected to attend the weigh in

3 bongs away
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>>67549035
God you are so fucking stupid
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>>67550008
Nothing wrong with that, shouldn't have to move up just because people want to see him lose.
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>>67550040
>Stipe enters
UH VAI MORRER
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>>67550087
>20,001 Werdum faces
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>>67550040
3 bongs, huh? That's enough time for finishing unit 7 and getting halfway through unit 8.

BILINEAR AND QUADRATIC FORMS
EUCLIDEAN SPACES

JEBEM TI MATER
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>>67550040
i feel like if we had any classy journalists, there would be a pre-game show where the journalists are there pre-weigh-in to breakdown the card
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>>67550102
Theres a weigh in show
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>>67550102
Doesn't almost every MMA news site and even the UFC themselves do that already?
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>>67550102
They literally have that on FS1 you dumb faggot
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why is Glory starting so fucking late today
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>>67550145
It's in California
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>>67550159
yeah but usually the prelims will start earlier. the prelims are starting at 10pm est.

come to think about it, I think they want to avoid the NBA playoffs. Craptors vs Heat @ 8pm est.
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Well shit, why don't they clean the blood in between fights?
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Thoughts on Joe Rogan?
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>>67550204

If it's a card on Fox they just spray paint over it between fights
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>>67550204
they clean the blood as much as they can. on FOX cards (not FS1) they actually have to paint over the blood to make sure the bbabies don't get traumatized.
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>>67550208
Stop being such a fucking psycho, you fucking pedo
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>>67550204
They do for some cards. Rogan said on his podcast that because Fox really hates blood they spraypaint the canvas after a bloody fight.
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>>67550222
>>67550217
>>67550214
Makes sense, thanks for the answers friends.
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>>67550208

Why did Joe marry an adulterer?
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how many bongs until things happen?
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>>67550219

don't cut yourself on that edge
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>>67550258
Takes me one to get started and two for the magic to set in these days
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>>67550219
Your reaction to this image every time it's posted makes me want to start posting it too.

be careful
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This season is the first time I've watched TUF since the first few seasons.

Why are the losers still in the house? Has this been a thing for a while now?
I'm sick of seeing that black guy that got beaten. He gets the most focus out of anyone and he fucking lost. Doesn't that mean he's eliminated?
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>>67550217
>>67550222
That's so ridiculous. It's literally a combat sport
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so paige's real name is sletten?
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>>67550294
MAY GOD CONTINUE TO BLESS AMERICA
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>>67550278
i mean events, lad...
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Just got into this season of TUF. Holy shit how retarded Joanna acts. Claudia is so much cooler. Also, does Joanna not have a training team?
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>>67550258
weigh ins in 2 bings and 30 bongs
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>>67550222
and swear words
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>>67550288

I'm not watching, is he this season's Artem?
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>>67549632
an the winner of that TUF will fight mighty manlet.

Is like they don't care anymore about that division, they should just remove the midget division or let them fight dressed like clown or all the division fighting wild animals, it will be fun.
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http://radaronline.com/celebrity-news/dancing-with-stars-paige-vanzant-brother-steven-sletten-child-sex-abuse-arrest/

is this true?
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>>67550294
Could be worse
See: Fighting Championships, Pride
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>>67550348
yikes
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>>67550348
Wah-wah-waaaaaaaah
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>>67550348
>>>/tmz/
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>>67550348
Who gives a fuck.
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>>67550376
>>67550383
>finally a story making paige a sympathetic figure
>b-bury it

scumbags
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>tfw UFC will never have a man vs animal division
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>CM Punk will never fight in your lifetime
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I was expecting an incredible poster for UFC 200. Turned out to be some boring bullshit.
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>>67550437
kangaroo vs some random can at a catch weight make it happen
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wheres predictioncuck
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>>67550437
give me one night in a cage with you you'll never disrespect someone again
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>>67550485
>muh intellectually superior 2deep4u nippon fight posters

patrician taste fellow sir
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>>67550452
>roufusport ruined a fighter before he even had a single pro fight
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>>67550501
pretty sure he got butthurt and stopped taking picks
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Prediction Bro here. I'm on my mobile and can't post the picture where I add you picks. But I will do it later on today and post it.Just before sure to give me a (You) when you do it.
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>>67550559
who pissed him off? what happened?
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>>67550607
Fuck off retard
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>>67550590
I molested his little brother and posted about it on trashy celebrity gossip sites where single mothers and their man children lurk.
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>>67550607
Miocic
Souza
Smith
Anderson
Alves
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>>67550607
I can tell youre fake because of the lines around the text. The real predictiondude used an angled line.
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>>67550607
Werdum
Vitor
Cyborg
Anderson
Alves
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>>67550649
what a little cock tease, I can bet you she does not get as much dicks that she pretends too
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>>67550673
who is going to take care of the dog when years of brain damage comes back to bite him ?
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>>67550698
she's probably gay like her pedo brother
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>>67550607
AUTISM
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HE DID THE FACE AGAIN!
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>>67550744
The absolute madman
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>>67550744
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>>67550744
What the fuck is that reebok shirt supposed to be about?
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some of you guys are alright

don't watch the weigh-ins today
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>>67550769
>questioning the masterful design of Reebok
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>>67550719
haha good one, Damn I really love the fact Cyborg is in the UFC
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>>67550783
at least some faggot soccer fans got killed today
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>>67550802
source ?
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>>67550769

Nothing, but it looks like it can mean something and that's good enough
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>>67550607
>Main Card:
>Fabrício Werdum
>Ronaldo Souza
>Cris Cyborg
>Corey Anderson
>Warlley Alves
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>>67550813
http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-stars-paige-vanzants-brother-7964105
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>>67550649
>>67550673
>>67550824
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>>67550849
disgusting dark eyes
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>>67550698

>implicitly implicit implications

She's always on the hunt for social media cock. She'll end up being the female Wilt Chamberlain.
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how do I achieve this mode lads?
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>>67550857
They're called 'peasant features'
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>>67550826
>http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/dancing-stars-paige-vanzants-brother-
>He was reportedly arrested in April 2012 after a teen told cops he had abused him more than once while visiting a friend.

That's wired as if someone just wants to dig up dirt on her so she looses. I wonder if Uncle Lorenzo will have someone buried in the Nevada Dessert for this.
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When are weigh ins?
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>>67550872
1 1/2 hours
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>>67550864
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I unironically think that the happy face is funny
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>>67550895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnuuYcqhzCE
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>tfw didn't go to Spoons with lads and QT girls in order to have a beer with my school friend but he bailed

now I will spend the rest of my day on /heem/, at least the weigh ins are soon. do we expect any memes to happen?
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>>67550895
whats wrong with doing kettle bell snatches?
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http://www.foxsports.com/ufc/story/ufc-lightweight-diego-ferreira-flagged-for-potential-anti-doping-violation-051316
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Reminder to train a vegan diet before training any martial art or lacing up any glove
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>>67550926
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>>67550930

god, vegan empowerment is more annoying than female empowerment
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>>67550926
>>67550926
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>>67550949
Why? Because you know that they're better than you?
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>>67550949
true, women should be legal property, but male vegans need to be killed
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>>67550926
>Its a Brazilian gets caught by USADA episode
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>>67550960

that's all you got?
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>>67550978
I guess? I can only imagine the only reason why you'd feel such a way is inadequacy
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Lads how the hell do I put on a screen protector?


>this post is MMA related
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>>67550949
Just nuke yourself. Some of the best if not the best fighters are vegan.
>Jon Fitch
>Jake Shields
>both of whom beat Yushin "the HW MW" Okami who is a meat eater
>Nick and Nate Diaz
>Jon Jones
>Conor McGregor
>GSP
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>>67550989

it's not the ability, it's the message and the arrogance
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>>67550969
Try getting off your fat fucking ass for once and you might just be able to do it if you weren't such a beta autist
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>>67551000
don't forget Fedor
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>>67550769
It looks like some edgy 14 year old designed it
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>>67551003
What message? Healthy, kind, sustainable living?

>arrogance

There's arrogance in every sector of life, almost nothing is inherently arrogant. I'm sure you'd be arrogant about certain issues if you felt them to be very core to who you are and core to life as a whole
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>>67551009
And brock lesnar
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1bong 30bings?
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>>67551005
one day in lockdown with me you'd forever be sucking food through a straw
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>>67551041
before ?
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>>67548750
>western european food
Literal shit. Nothing has taste, I enjoy my days living here as it means eating some proper quality meat and veggies&fruits.
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>>67551051
UFC 198 weigh ins
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>>67551050
Your mom is sucking semen from my dick right now
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>not being vegan
I shig. Pic related. A vegan.
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>>67551059
Oh
yeah iirc
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>>67551050
>he doesn't already
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https://www.eliteboxing.tv/en/live/number-one-fight-show-season-5

some kickboxing
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>>67551105
>boxing
>elite

Nice try, Tyson.
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what happened?
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>>67551132
Being a closeted homosexual takes its toll on you. Same with Nick Ring and GSP.
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>>67551132
I keep seeing helwani tweet about this power washing business and I have no idea what causes that
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>>67550916
nothing goofs on /heem/ dont workout so any lift that isnt bench press or squat looks meme-y to them
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fuck its like 3 20 am. Thats what I get for talking with german girls.

How long till Bellator/glory?
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>>67551308
nice blog
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>>67550916
Using kettle bell at all.
That's wrong.
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>>67551319
I just want to know when the shows start so I can set my alarm bro
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>>67551350
>not using kettlebells

sure if you're a bodybuilder who only lifts to look good
but if you're an athlete, kettlebells are essential to building functional strength
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>>67550951

Thought it was Anthony Kiedis from the thumbnail.
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>>67550994
I like when fighters don't dive in for unnecessary gnp when they know they already knocked their opponent the fuck out.

Not a "walk off ko" exactly, because you can see Yair pause to make sure the fight is gonna be called which is better imo. Thomas Almeida does this a lot too. Pretty respectable, t b h
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>>67551356
its in the op you fucking goof
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>you now realize that you will never see Conor McGregor fight at featherweight ever again

Seriously though, I was already doubting that he'd ever go back down to 145, but with the announcement of these new weigh-in rules, it pretty much seals the deal.

And he'll be able to play it off like "i have nothing left to do at 145, already cleaned out the division and dominated Aldo" etc.
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>>67551469
Conor vs Pettis is the fight to make at this point of the story.
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>>67551469
The penalty for being over is that they bring in specialists for your weight cut, that's it

Also his weight cut isn't even that big by UFC standards. Faber cuts more for example to make bantamweight
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>>67551070
>buying the memes

all hunto does is eat mcdonalds and play counterstrike
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>>67551501
You gotta be kidding me. Numbers aside, you can't deny that he looked like absolute death leading up to his past few featherweight fights, especially 189 and 194. I'm not even conor fan, but he's already proved himself enough to not have to go back down. I think he should move to lightweight and start a title run there.
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>>67551563
he lost to the #5 guy at lightweight, who does he fight next?
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>c-conor is ducking frankie!
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>>67551578

and since Cyborg would absolutely destroy Frankie, Conor is also ducking Cyborg
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how long until I can see sweaty hue's weigh themselves on stage?
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>>67551616
Who wouldn't be ducking Cyborg?!
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>>67551573
Pettis or Barbosa vs McGregor is a good fight to make desu
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>>67551624
about 46 bings
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>>67551630
Leslie Smith
Marching to her death, a smile on her face
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>>67551624
3 pm edt
12 pm pdt

45 bings

PDT= EDT - 3 hours
BST = EDT + 5 hours
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>>67551659
PDT = Western US Coast, D = Daylight Savings
EDT = Eastern US Coast, D = Daylight Savings
BST = British Summer Time aka Daylight Savings in bongistan
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Would you take a short notice fight against Baba?
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>>67551510
i fucking HATE Hunt
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>>67551701
no way that guy already shit in MY pants several times

im trying to bring him to court because it may have been a racial hate crime turning my WHITE undies brown
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>>67551714
>flag
>opinion
Mark Hunt is fucking based
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I was just out taking a walk feeding birds what did I miss? Leslie Smith is going to win by the way.
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>>67551701

>short notice

stop with the heightist jokes pls
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>>67551747
>based
>attaches onto any new dumb idea that he comes across
>my lord and savior jesus christ
>based
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>>67551701
Yes, he's small and weak
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>>67551701
Im not Nate Diaz so... Nope.
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>>67551752
Good anon
You didn't miss anything, apparently PVZ's brother was a child molester but that's it
36 bings to weigh ins
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>>67551701
ww would destroy this clown
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>>67551761
>>attaches onto any new dumb idea that he comes across
He'll attach a left hook to your fackin jaw cunt
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>>67551764
>weak
Mate have you seen his precision and handspeed. I think you'd be surprised, I think he'd fuck you up.
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fuck lads
198 is just too good
how can i even miss any of the fights?
am I gonna have to pull the allnighter?
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>>67551784
>PVZ's brother was a child molester

I didn't know she had a brother
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>>67551807
This
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>>67551835
why dont you /nextdaytorrent/ like the rest of us yuros
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