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>Mir pisses hot, blames kangaroo meat
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/12/11662646/frank-mir-reveals-positive-b-sample-following-usada-violation-questions-lab-integrity-mma
>UFC sale odds set (Yes is a slight underdog)
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/12/11667294/is-ufc-being-sold-oddsmakers-set-odds-betting-lines-blockbuster-mma-sale
>Gray Maynard to make FW debut at TUF 23 Finale
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/12/11668952/gray-maynard-makes-featherweight-debut-against-fernando-bruno
>Cejudo, Benavidez will coach TUF 24
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/11/11661116/joseph-benavidez-henry-cejudo-to-coach-on-the-ultimate-fighter-24
>Nig Nog is senile
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/as-40th-birthday-looms-ufc-198s-antonio-rogerio-nogueira-not-ruling-out-title-run
What fights interests you the most, Wanderlei/Rampage or Wanderlei/Ortiz?
First for (You)
baba
>>67542727
Rampage/Ortiz
>>67542744
>>67542677
>>67542647
Nope, it was "i tried to bluff for a bigger WWE contract and now I have to fight for real for a quarter, if that, of my regular pay mandrama-ing. fuck my life."
>>67542806
So I've heard that kicking someone with the bottom of your foot is disrespectful in muay thai, is this true? And if so, was Anderson telling Belfort he's a piece of shit?
>>67542836
I don't know, but I bet he felt like a piece of shit after it hit him.
>Ngannou cucking is a meme
>Pat Barry cucking is real
>>67542727
Prolly the fight we never saw and not the one that happened three times already
>>67542806
Anderson Silva has the most underrated gnp of all time
UFC fights should be to the death.
>>67542948
>>67542948
90% would end in death by exhaustion
Everyday I see more and more (You)'s. Receiving a (You) was a sign of honor before, a sign you did something good. We lose to /nfl/ we lose to /nba/, we lose to fucking /mlb/. Now they're being used to bailout shitposters who have nothing to contribute. I've decided to do something about it. This mess of spamming (You)'s calls for leadership in the worst way. We need someone who understands dank memes. We started together and rallied around and destroyed the Ngannou posters. We worked to get to get the #SHUTDOWNSCHAUB movement going. When Luke Thomas discussed his wife's son and what percentage of MMA fighters were on PED's all of us united were able to get him to stop posting on Reddit. We need to return to the standard of excellence we once epitomized. We need to restructure the (You)conomy so those who deserve (You)'s receive them and those can give them out do.You see what is happening to /heem/. It's going to hell. Leaked German sex tapes, candid video of drunken,coked out Conor McGregor,feels,Brazilian visiting hookers stories,threatening posters with physical violence. There is unlimited untapped potential within /heem/....us....together...lets make /heem/ great again.
What are the odds, win or lose, that Poppa Weidman will meme the shit out of his son again at UFC 199?
>>67543001
Trump speaks at a 4th grade level.
>>67543001
>>67542898
>>67543051
Totally slipped my mind.
brb deleting /heem/ from the thread watcher and not coming back until the next one
>>67543051
Big John really looks like Tommy Dreamer there especially
>>67543051
Ortiz wasn't natty.
>>67543097
But he is totally GOAT
Not counting Artem Lobov, which current male UFC fighter would have the least chance to win the first UFC tournament?
Fedora Emelianenko
>>67543081
it's okay ausbro
we all make mistakes sometimes
>>67543227
>>67543247
>>67543227
Literally anyone under the top three of each weight division. Fuck, i don't even think the champions would be successful. It'd be a shorter list to name the ones who would win.
>>67543437
wew lad
any modern top 10 in middleweight or above could destroy anyone that competed in the first UFC tournament
>>67543227
george roop
>>67543466
shit, misread the question. (you)'re right.
Gathering picks for UFC 200
Here's the fight card
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Gegard Mousasi vs. Derek Brunson
Diego Sanchez vs. Joe Lauzon
Sage Northcutt vs. Enrique Marín
Takanori Gomi vs. Jim Miller
Cat Zingano vs. Julianna Peña
T.J. Dillashaw vs. Raphael Assunção
>>67543560
Sage in ALL fields
>>67543560
What a sleepy card
>>67543479
Do lanklets actually think being tall gives them an advantage?
![pewdiepie[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mTBk4Zb.jpg "pewdiepie[1].jpg")
How's it going bros it's Prediectionbro. And I'm here to get your picks bros. Just hit me up with them and I'll make sure to make the picture will all you pics tomorrow. Peace guys.
Main card only. Everyone knows I don't do the prelims and shit.
Daniel Cormier vs. Jon Jones
José Aldo vs. Frankie Edgar
Miesha Tate vs. Amanda Nunes
Cain Velasquez vs. Travis Browne
Johny Hendricks vs. Kelvin Gastelum
Gegard Mousasi vs. Derek Brunson
>>67543626
even the she-raiders play like the raiders
>>67542836
Isn't Anderson more into tae kwan doe? Muay thai has a bunch of dumb elements btw. Their judging criteria is baffling.
>>67543671
>>67543626
IT'S HAPPENING! LORENZO IS SELLING THE UFC TO CHINA (we don't win anymore) AND BUYING THE RAIDERS!
http://www.latimes.com/sports/la-sp-sports-book-back-raiders-move-to-las-vegas-20160512-story.html
>>67543617
You'd be calling that card of the year if that was what the 198 or 199 card was
>>67543640
Just have to say off the bat, I love your work. It's beautiful.
I'd just like to ask, can we have a 3D prediction image this time? Like when they introduce some UFC fights. It'll really spice things up compared to the flat 2D prediction collections
>>67543620
>Who is Conor McGoober?
>Who is Jon Jones?
>Who was Gus before his Swede genes kicked in and he bent over for every black male in the Octagon?
Fucking manlets, I swear.
I respect some of you as Fightfans. None of you as human beings.
>>67543036
because if he spoke more intelligently people like you wouldn't be able to understand him lol
>>67543560
Jones
Edgar
Tate
Cain
Brunson
Lauzon
Northcutt
Miller
Zingano
Dillashaw
I'm the alpha here
*barks aggressively*
>>67543769
>Lauzon
Ruined it there mate
>>67543738
based Firecrotch Dyke
>>67543776
Lol
>>67543776
Lol
haha
>>67542706
found a card, in africa, in 8 bongs
but you have to download a app for their tv channel and watch it streaming from the app
https://oz-ipidi.portal.ipiditv.com/index.html
http://www.tapology.com/fightcenter/events/38429-efc-worldwide-49
they don't seem to charge
>>67543893
>hey guys free mma all you need to do is download this mysterious free program
Get fucked
>>67543913
it's legit, but it's an African media company, linked to Disney, so probably scum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X1AgeMhPCE
here have a judo competition, also live
>>67543560
Jones
Aldo
Tate
Velasquez
Bigg Rigg
Mousasi
lauzon
marin
Miller
zingano
dillishaw
>>67543776
Lol
>>67543937
I don't watch judo unless it's girls... oh would you look at that
>>67543560
Jones via round 1 heem
Edgar via Aldo is a pussy
Tate via submission
Cain via elevation
Hendricks via steak
Mousasi via Brunson is shit
Sanchez via >Lauzon
Sage via round 2 heem
Miller via heem
Zingano but who cares about wmma
Dillashaq via early stoppage xD
What's the likelihood we get the CM Punk v Mickey Gall fight at 200? Or in whatever Mcgoobers return is?
They've already started filming what I would assume are embedded segments with Gall.
When was the first time you heemed someone?
>>67542836
>So I've heard that kicking someone with the bottom of your foot is disrespectful in muay thai, is this true?
Not only is it not true, but that's quite possibly the stupidest fucking thing I've ever read about a misconception in martial arts.
You watch literally ANY muay thai match and you almost immediately see both fighters throwing teeps (push kicks) which uses the bottom of their feet.
>>67542836
Yes it is true, but depending on the ref you may or may not get away with it.
>>67544127
I think brandon would know
>>67544132
/WeedLmao/
Where is the bangbro?
>>67544278
LET THEM BANG
>>67544127
>>67544132
>>67544218
http://www.jaithaiboxing.com/teep-muay-thai-push-kick/
>NEVER teep your trainer in the face, especially if he/she is Thai. Wimbledon explains why a kick or an elbow in the face is acceptable, but a teep to the face is considered a huge insult to people of Thai decent. The foot is considered “the lowest part” of the body, and therefore “dirty”, while the head is the highest and therefore most sacred part of the body. Even touching a Thai person’s head with your hand is a gesture reserved for senior figures of authority like a mother to a child.
>>67544278
dude nice strain whoa where did you even grow that is that hydroponics sheeeit i would smoke dat ganja all day that looks like some OG kush dawg dude bro can i get a hit
>>67544278
I'm here, lad. Stayed up late last night. What's happening? any more hues pulled out?
>>67544336
I don't know.
I'm a little worried about Werdum though.
>>67544336
did you pick up any more stray dogs
>jose aldo is gonna totally btfo conor you goobercucks! just you wait!
>>67544398
No, did take more photos tho.
>>67544396
don't jinx it.
>>67544415
nice
>conor won't get past the leg kicks!
>he'll taken down and submitted in one round easily!
>>67544415
nice bangladesh sounds pretty awesome you get to post on heem all day and put sunglasses on dogs
>>67544446
Connor got his ass beat
>jose aldo is a black belt!
>conor got taken down and controlled by 13 day mendes!
>there's no way conor beats aldo!
>>67544505
nova has never been bog on gameplans
they are usually build a monster, try to break monster. teach monster about drug testing in case the are like wand, send them into the ufc and just yell at them, let monsters beat people up.
problem comes in that they never game plan
>>67544554
if there was no iv ban, would aldo have a chance?
Who is this obssesed Conorfag?
>>67544578
there was a mass exodus of irish flags after he lost though
>>67544610
Oh, it's you again.
>>67544587
not sure, but aldo hate still seems easy enough for him.
my big fantasy is edgar beats aldo, then connor, loses to someone (doesn't matter who, just has to be soon),
drops to BW, fights TJ, fights cruz, and retires
edgar is capable of being a career 3 division champ, he is way faster then faber, way faster then most FW, has alot of power for BW and has the best wrestling of anyone lighter then khabib. not sure if he will win FW and BW strap, but he is worth being a contender in both divisions.
siver, penn, aldo, fabe, etc can form their old geezer division, hell mayday can join in, headlining prelims till they get forced out on a nog/bigfoot esq loss streak
>The Argentine Armed Forces invaded the Falkland Islands.
>In a ten-week war 255 British and 649 Argentines were killed.
>The war ended with Britain reclaiming the islands.
>>67543776
haha
will it ever get as epic as 194 again?
>>67544668
Good history lesson there
>>67544587
reminder matt brown is an absolute goof who is going to have a limb broken against the jitz god
@67544691
not me tbph
>>67543809
Conor the fucking GOAT.
>>67544691
This one is still my favorite
Nice to see such idiotic overconfident fucks get completely told
When did you realize Conor was the GOAT lads?
For me it was right when Conor landed his first looping uppercut on Brimage. From that moment on I knew he'd be the champion. From that moment on I was on board. From that moment on, Conor was my boy.
>>67544673
depends on what your interested in fighter wise.
everyone is clinging to aljo, wonderboy and almeida since we have very few hype #1 contenders out there, just a few fast risers
194 was a big deal because of connor and rockhold being on a wave, so connor or onda's next fight, like holm's and jone's aren't interesting
rumble is on a small streak, ending glover might be enough to make it interesting. one of the sub-bisbong MW guys on the rise could turn real interesting.
based magny might pull off another upset and suddenly we'd be hyped. (rory beats wonderboy, magny beats him in his headlining tune-up before triology with lawler)
ragin al or taisimov could help hype up LW
same with yair and markwan at FW
only rising flyweights are franky serranno who is a violent finisher and olympian but as old as fuck, and ben10 reddit posting american turned aussie. so no one, thus next tuf is all new hires, all champions.
>>67544742
how long does it take you to write these cause i don't read past the first couple sentences
Askmen.com HOT Lists
>#5 Holly Holm
>#13 Ronda Rousey
JUST
>>67544761
>daisey ridley
so hot....
>>67544761
>ronda rousey and amy schumer on that list
what the actual fuck
>>67544742
>one of the sub-bisbong MW guys on the rise could turn real interesting.
Whittaker?
>>67542706
>>Gray Maynard to make FW debut at TUF 23 Finale
>Loss - Alexander Yakovlev
>Loss - Ross Pearson
>Loss - Nate Diaz
>Loss - TJ Grant
gl
>>67544761
>#34 Miesha Tate
>Being under both unmarketable ugly stone lady and the natural born pig
>ask """men"""
>>67543560
Jon Jones
Frankie Edgar
Miesha Tate
Cain Velasquez (if he turns up)
Johny Hendricks
Gegard Mousasi
Joe Lauzon
SageNortcutt
Jim Miller
Cat Zingano
T.J. Dillashaw
>>67544751
it's not even that much writing lmao
typical burger not having an attention span that lasts 30 seconds
>>67544742
I really like Whittaker at middleweight
Welterweight Tumenov and Gunnar can still make a lot of progress
Khabib and Chiesa are still relatively young, s i really like Mustafaev at Lightweight too
There's also Bektic at featherweight, Ortega even though his standup is still shit, Doo Ho Choi is a monster, Charles Oliveira is only 26
Cody at Bantamweight too
Magomedov at HW I guess
>>67544761
>amy schumer 18
>sophie turner 21
sjw's voted on this, no way men would vote for schumer kek
>holly holm 5
>gina carano 52
what?
>>67544819
Finally someone else showing some love for Olivera. I'm not sure if he is champ material yet, but I have to think he will stay in the top 10 for a really long time like Bisbing.
>>67544761
Closet homos like askmen.com
hunto cant handle the csgo bants
>>67544845
lmao
>>67544741
When he out-boxed Nate Diaz for a round and 15 seconds.
>>67544838
olivera and holloway got in the ufc real young. imagine a ortega/olivera spicy roller
or choi versus swanson
or yair versus holloway
FW will be the best division after it sends the oldmen out
>>67544845
No longer my boy
>>67544845
Jesus christ he's violent
>>67544845
>i want to drag him from my car til he has no skin left
kek
>>67544867
>>67544838
A lot of people dropped him after he embarrassed himself against Holloway. He's certainly a top-5 tier FW though.
FW is way more stacked than I thought it was now that I look at it.
post fighters who were your boy then werent your boy then were your boy again and now are only sometimes your boy
ill start
>>67544862
all those fights sounds great to me, dooho/swanson especially
>and now are only sometimes your boy
it doesn't work like that bud. you're either on the team or off it.
>>67544911
very nice roid traps
>>67544845
What a Christian!
Still my boy since he is a heavyweight, and he is a heavyweight even though he is under 6ft tall.
>>67544911
Reasons to like Joe Rogan
>
>>67544742
FLW has Smolka, Serrano, Ben10, Scoggins, Borg, and a resurgent Horiguchi. Pretty good set I think, as far as FLW goes at least.
>>67544874
Not surprising. Non-whites support torture and execution for anyone denying that "institutionalized unearned white privilege" exists.
>>67544917
Reminder that not quoting the person you're responding to is antisocial behavior, and has no place in /heem/.
>>67544888
Embarrassed? Nigga what? I would hardly call "sudden debilitating neck injury" embarrassing
>>67544947
i would
>>67544892
>>67544953
Why? Its not like it as his fault
>>67544911
>>67544947
He got a stinger and panicked.
>>67544929
borg is broken,
guchi is like the other half of a DJ beater that cejudo is.
>>67545016
How do they managed to make Joe look normal sized on TV? Does he stand on a box next to Dana or is Dana a manlet too?
>>67545105
Fusion dance time
>>67545093
injury panic is a big deal, look how much struve's heart problems fucked him up mentally.
i bet even khabib was more rusty out of fear for his knees then he was for lack of polished ability
>>67545128
think about it, guchi arguably did better then dodson with alot of the same tools, and cejudo could take DJ down and roll with him
>Cloud ya Gah dell yah was tested 3 (three) times in a week
things that make you go hmmmm
>>67545172
>no gina
>no claudia
shit pic
>>67545172
undefeated weightcut ronda and travis' depressed fuckpig ronda don't belond in the same tier desu
>>67545156
Lawler's recovery powers and ability to fight while rocked and moving backwards are insane.
>travis' depressed fuckpig
>>67545188
>no gina
Not into manly face
>no claudia
>pic related
>>67545193
my list bro
>>67545221
what le FUG
>>67545221
faggot
>>67545187
>check usada athlete test history
>look up claudia
>has been tested once in 2016
what does this mean
>>67545239
Go back to /b/.
>>67543809
Conor is so GOAT at FW, I wish that faggot would just lose weight and go back already
Which UFC fighter has the best walkout tune?
>>67545266
he was a lightweight in that clip, nigger.
Conor McGregor
>>67545264
You are a straight faggot, has nothing to do with /b/
It just the truth, fag.
>>67545156
Such a shame Rory didn't finish him.
>>67545267
Ben Rothwell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi80O9uKB30
>>67545283
>when memes corrode your brain
>>67545283
/b/e careful
>>67545267
Wonderboy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaB66KFLECU
You know? This whole my boy thing was funny as first, but good damn, you fucking stupid fucking neckbeards can't control your memes at all.
/heem/ fucking sucks now because of guys like you, the meme control is so low, not even reddit is in your low level.
What are you gonna do when the memes control you?
>>67545221
I'd suck Claudia's clitdick.
>>67545318
>le jaded casual man
>>67545318
>>67545318
Oh my god how terrible theyre overusing my favorite meme what am i going to do boohoo ;-----;
It's a fucking different name for your favorite fighter, it's not even a meme anymore as opposed to being ingrained into the threads completely
Fucking little bitch, I'd fucking end you, pussy. Name a time and place and I'll heem you back to the jungle
>it's an everyone bullys autist argentine edition
>>67545352
I'll bully you too pussy, just give me a reason
>>67545352
>It's casual aussie doesn't know about copy pastas edition
>>67545340
>>67545352
>>67545361
>>67545367
>>67545361
>>67545367
>>67545378
>>67545393
based hardy
how does he do it lads
>>67545403
megan has a little man fetish didnt you know that
>>67545410
>>67545403
being at the right place at the right time
just
like
that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyZUtKom9YQ
Just retire Gray
>>67545403
humble nigga with a big ass dick
I DUN GIVE A FOOK EEDER
>>67544766
>>67544772
amy is fuckable if she keeps her mouth shut.
KK
>>67545403
Olivi is a pedo.
He seems like a pretty cool dude too.
Ur on steroids
>>67545527
You are letting your white girl fetish get the better of you.
>>67543560
Jones
Aldo
Tate
Cain
Hendricks
Brunson
Lauzon
Sage
Gomi
Cat
TJ
Photoshop, makeup, extremely flattering angle.
Don't get me wrong, she's a qt, but she's not the definitive hottest woman on planet Earth.
>>67543560
All the left ones
>>67543560
how long will the card be?
>>67545611
Cheeky.
>>67545626
7 hours at the very least. UFC 200 promo, Goldie and Rogan sucking eachother's dick regarding how proud they are to be with us in the greatest event of all time, more promos, octagon interviews, fillers, and the fact that there are three title fights in a row, which means 75 potential minutes of fighting. UFC 33 baby.
Gonna be great.
>>67545692
>three title fights in a row
Well that's retarded, I assumed the interim FW would headline the prelims.
>Wake up, Luke. It's all over.
>>67545818
WELL I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I WON'T BACK DOWN
YOU COULD STAND ME UP AT THE GATES OF HELL
BUT I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO I'LL STAND MY GROUND
WON'T BE TURNED AROUND
AND I'LL KEEP THIS WORLD FROM DRAGGIN' ME DOWN
GONNA STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
WELL I KNOW WHAT'S RIGHT
I GOT JUST ONE LIFE
IN A WORLD THAT KEEPS ON PUSHIN' ME AROUND
BUT I'LL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY, THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WON'T BACK DOWN
HEY BABY THERE AIN'T NO EASY WAY OUT
HEY I WILL STAND MY GROUND
AND I WON'T BACK DOWN
NO, I WON'T BACK DOWN
>>67545818
when will this meme end? Luke is superior and Weidman gets finished in 2 rounds.
>>67545842
There are only 22 days left to join join the team. Join the team now. I love you.
>under two months until wonderboy kicks that maple syrup eating honky rory macdonald into bellator
>>67543009
He will disown Weidman if he loses again
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFV30BTxz2K/
>>67545858
>mfw chris gets his belt back
>mfw the fakes left the team
>mfw real team members only now
>>67545865
Weidman's parents are gonna adopt Luke
a) Anderson Silva literally gave away his title to Weidman
b) Weidman fought like hell in an epic, balanced battle
c) It was controversial
>67545907
Delete this. Now.
>>67545916
You know they're an awful poster if they do this weird shit where they don't quote people.
>>67545907
They're actually bros irl
shut up
>>67543009
>this meme wasn't born until a month after the event
>>67545838
>>67545950
>>67545907
>>67545892
>>67545865
free (you)s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0ToQdax6oQ&index=30&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl08dD8QvgReASxWni8icpdE
but seriously
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8iM90U2uYs&index=29&list=PLNBBQYaOmvl08dD8QvgReASxWni8icpdE
You still there pussy?
I'm here
>>67546006
I was thinking about you, Daniel
>>67545907
FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW
Hey guys, rate my oc.
I made this exactly on June 22, 2012 as a dvd cover for a photoshop project.
>>67546025
I wish they'd let me next door so I could suck your fucking dick.
>>67546107
that is "NOT" what he said
You now remember that Alexander Gustaffson got a title shot off of a first round TKO loss purely because either him or Cormier as champ would be big money fights for a returning Jones
>>67546175
Ryan go to sleep.
>>67546150
You're right, Daniel never swears or uses any kind of inapropriate words.
>>67546175
Phil Davis submited Gustaffson in UFC 112 @ Dubai.
Phil Davis fights tomorrow night, Gus does not.
Time for you faggots to show this man respect
1. Jones
2. Shogun
3. Rampage
4. Liddell
5. Tito
Fuck Wanderlei. Before he started roiding Tito beat him so bad he ran to Japan.
>>67546200
>Rampage
"no"
>>67546196
I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Did you know that UFC 33 is arguably the greatest pay per view of all time?
>>67546200
Tito was always my boy. He just kept fighting when he should have retired. And as much as I love rampage he is not a top 5 ever 205er
@67546200
>implying I'm not Team Punishment for life
You don't even deserve a (You)
>Official UFC 200 Eye-poke-free MMA Gloves by Reebok.
>>67546236
Stop
>>67546237
>>67546243
I too have a soft spot for Tito, my Australian allies.
>>67546255
rip jones
>>67546231
>>67546237
Look at Rampages wins and look at Chucks and come back to me. Not to mention he beat the shit out of Chuck twice too
>>67546255
Those look absolutely fucking retarded.
Historical figures that would rule MMA.
>pic related
>has a lot of heart
>endures punishment
>can't die
>>67546275
Rampage was easily the best LHW in the world at one point, fuck knows what these jokers are on about.
>>67546315
Hugh Glass
>mauled by bear
>shot
>broken limbs
>has heart
>chin of steel
>endures punishment
>>67546175
LHW also has no depth, and Gus is unironically probably one of the best fighters in the UFC that's never touched a title
>>67546315
>>67546341
>Forgetting about Honest Abe Lincoln
Dude was an avid wrestler and reportedly super strong. Walked around at 180 too so he could cut to 170 easily enough.
>>67546315
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy
>>67546315
I think he'd do well
>>67546379
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy
>Although Malloy drank for a majority of his waking day, it did not kill him. To remedy this, antifreeze was substituted for liquor, but still, Malloy would drink until he passed out, wake up, and come back for more.[2][3] Antifreeze was substituted with turpentine, followed by horse liniment, and finally mixed in rat poison.[2][5] Still, Malloy lived.
> On a night when the temperature reached −14 °F (−26 °C), Malloy drank until he passed out, was carried to a park, dumped in the snow, and had five gallons (19 L) of water poured on his bare chest.[2][3] Nevertheless, Malloy reappeared the following day for his drink. The next attempt on his life came when they hit him with Green's taxi, moving at 45 miles per hour (72 km/h).[2][3] This put Malloy in the hospital for three weeks with broken bones.[3]
>On February 22, after he passed out for the night, they took him to Murphy's room, put a hose in his mouth that was connected to the gas jet, and turned it on.[2][3] This finally killed Malloy, death occurring within an hour.[2][3]
>IT IS ALLL OVER!
>THAT GUY IS A MUUUNSTER!
>>67546315
>sharp teeth and claws
>intimidating hood
>can spit poison
>>67546445
>>67546366
>Literally pic related.
>inb4 Luke Rockhold in 2 years
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/12/11666558/diego-brandao-admits-to-having-gun-outside-strip-club-in
https://vid.me/WXlS
>hue
>>67546200
how can you penalize Wand for juicing and not Rampage. They both were noticeably smaller as soon as they showed up in UFC
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