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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
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NEWS:
MMA Hour live right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDBzc7c54EQ
Chiesa vs Tony Ferguson:
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/michael-chiesa-vs-tony-ferguson-official-as-ufc-fight-night-91-headliner-on-july-13
UFC 198 Countdowns:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPeByCYys8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKQRiSTkcCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZK8A2K99j8
GEE ARTHUR, HOW COME YOUR MOM LETS YOU WIELD TWO SWORDS?
schaub jr
claudia
randy is such a great guy, one of my favourite mma personalities period
ngannou
>>67464104
he can't buy a ticket
>>67464104
>The """"""Natural""""""
>>67464060
So why the fuck does nobody ever mention that Nate was playing inverted guard at the end of the first round?
>>67464101
>people unironically prefer a busted Polish coalburner to this QT.
>>67464208
he was getting pounded and arguably saved by the bell, he was stuck near the cage.
>>67464242
he was not really in danger tho, conor was definitely in more danger than him
>>67464101
>those legs
hnnngggg
>>67464242
>he was getting pounded and arguably saved by the bell, he was stuck near the cage.
He really wasn't.
Nate couldn't get anything on the feet going in the first round but the second it went to the ground McGregor was obviously out of his element.
The sweep was allowed, Nate was able to spiral out, he had the guard locked up.
>>67464322
>this desperate reaching
conor was about to submit nate lad, get over it
If you don't have this at your browser's start page you're not a real fite fan
https://calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
>>67464397
I still can't belive McGregor tweeted that he was controlling Nate in the grappling.
The striking aspect was at least believable.
>It's a Miocic going surfing and playing ball before a title fight episode
>STEEPAY
>>67464397
>conor was about to submit nate lad, get over it
>>67464421
conor was controlling nate in the grappling. do anti-goob fags just close their eyes at the end of the first round when they watch the fight?
>>67464441
Do Conard nuthuggers see him on top so they assume he is controlling ?
L-lads...
>>67464528
#BLACKED
>>67464524
If you look on Twitter yeah.
There's a lot of casuals who don't know shit about shit when it comes to grappling.
>>67464524
>sweeps nate
>stacks him up against the cage
>starts landing strikes as nate is completely trapped
>nate gets saved by the bell
nah I'm just an educated MMA fan
>>67464524
>Do Conard nuthuggers see him on top so they assume he is controlling
Oh it's not just Conor's fanboys who think that, most people watching the UFC do, even judges do.
what does heem mean
>>67464614
So fanboys, casuals and incompetent judges ?
mmmkay
>>67464633
heavy
eastern
european
men
the objectively best breed of fighter
>>67464647
wasn't it 'happy easter everyone -miesha'?
>>67464633
Here
Everyone
Envies
McGregor
>>67464669
i believe it evolved from
here
everyone
enjoys
mma
rate stipes meme training (~15:30 onwards)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPeByCYys8
>>67464528
2 monkeys
>>67464038
ugly kid
>>67464861
fake fight fan
>>67464801
:))
>>67464038
>5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
>5/29
Sunday cards are depressing.
Post more Brown
Holy SHIT even the prelims this weekend are spicy as fuck
>>67464952
>>67465041
probably gonna be a shit card then with boring fights
>>67465041
can't wait desu. finals week can't be over soon enough.
>>67465053
don't jinx it you dick
>>67465084
UFC 199 is between first and second finals week for me. Don't you have the feeling that you are more productive and actually learn more during fighting events? Like "oh shit, I missed that heem but I wasn't being a neet so thank god they have a replay and a post fight in-octagon interview with more replays"
>>67465165
I guess. Having something interesting to occupy my time every so often is better than just staring blankly at a textbook for 10 hours straight.
>>67465181
>jon
>>67465339
>jon jones I'm cummin for that ass
>>67464038
Based OP
>>67465398
it's a shit OP
the day after a UFC card should have the fight results and nothing else
anyone listening this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDBzc7c54EQ
>>67465437
yeah I am bengalibro
>>67465421
UFC.com
>>67465437
yes bangbro, 18 mins delayed
>Alistair reporting for dooty!
Ben rothwell kiss jon anik. imagine that.
>>67465487
fuck off faggot I need every single bit of news spoonfed to me I don't go on mma news cites
>>67464038
>5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
>5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
>5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
>5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
super comfy weekend lads.
post walkout songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4
>>67465596
that bellator card is super exciting
>>67465421
>it's a shit OP
literally
>>67465690
yup
>>67465690
lose my number
>>67465711
i'd make you eat my fish, chump
>>67465690
where do you goofs come from?
You. Me. Two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the ground.
Any time, anywhere.
>>67465768
IF YOURE COMING ON
>>67465768
How long did you practice that in front of your mirror?
>>67465792
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaQwUqf_BPw
>>67465768
Lets have a fuckin' go bud
Give me a couple hours, I've got some fires to put out first.
>>67465596
since when is bellator doing their cards on the same saturday as a ufc
I wonder if friday night fights dont do as well?
>>67465810
>watching movies
This guy is crazy, everything but mma bores me
>>67465810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnHqE3mYi7A
>>67465830
Bellator is competing with the UFC 198 prelims. they're starting an hour earlier this time at 8pm est instead of 9pm. so main card is 8-10 est then 198 ppv at 10pm est
Going to sleep, lads. Have a good day.
>>67465846
>>67465782
I'll come on your mums face
>>67465830
It's such a stacked card they are probably trying to test the waters in terms of how well they would do in actual head on competition with the ufc, not that they should do it that would be stupid for business to have a card on at the same night as the ufc or any big promotion because people who watch one won't watch the other no matter who wins and both get some percentage of viewers who like watching mma who they won't get just because ufc and bellator competition.
>>67465810
>>67465846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJ501aM1Pps
>mfw there are ameriburger ''mma'' fans who have the very audacity of even considering McGooberry's chances against Floyd in a boxing match
It's literally saying that a scooter than outrace a Yamaha YZR-M1 on a Motogp track.
Same goes for every other match where boxing and mma fighters are moved out of their respective environment. It's not competitive, never will be.
>>67465898
what was he meaning with this?
>>67465875
Nagano posting is never gonna make it.
>>67465919
Was it rape?
Has Schaub released a statement on the situation?
>>67465903
One hit from conors left hand and floyd is done for kiddo
>>67465954
dear god what the fuck
>>67464101
nice
>>67465903
i don't remember which website, but in one of those article polls, they unironically had mayweather winning
>>67465954
ugly people should not be seen doing anything, let alone kissing, in the public
>>67465903
its a meme you dip
if that fight actually happens it would be for the money for because anyone thinks it would be competitive
>>67465955
Englad's own Connery knocking anyone out with 8 oz gloves.
Heem yourself.
>>67465978
Hello Oman
>>67465978
What is life in oman like, what does a day in your life look like?
>>67465910
thug life ain't easy
>>67465768
im obviously pullin guard cause u wont last 10 seconds in it
Werdum vs Overeem 2 when?
>>67466037
5 years ago?
>>67466037
plz no. I never want to sit through that shitfest again.
>>67466019
hello
>>67466028
hot, very hot. summer holidays rn so im pretty much neet other than learning how to drive
>>67466080
Are oman people rich oil people or are you just normal people with all the normal stuff?
schneider hit it that night, didnt she?
https://twitter.com/laura_sanko/status/729201066479210496/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
http://youtu.be/4tH4_7AIAzY
>>67464935
That entire card is fun, goof
>>67466117
That's the look of someone having to take a picture with someone who raped them for show business, look what she is wearing trying to come off as unappealing as possible
>>67466117
I would definitely prank her
>>67466115
more normal. my family is upper-middleclass so we live around lots of rich people tho
>>67466037
>imblying werdum will gonna to defeated Steape Meochec
>>67466080
do you buy all the PPVs you goof
do you have fight pass?
>>67466159
Do you guys mind not voting or do you actually like having a sultan?
I like heem the day after an event
It's comfy
germanbro u from the north or from the south?
>>67466179
It's like tfw I'm cuddling with ur mum post coitus
>>67466184
From the west over the ruhr
>>67466171
couldn't careless about voting. the sultan is a very good ruler so no one has a problem with him being ruler for so long. also, i think arabs are too retarded for democracy anyway.
>>67466163
>>imblying werdum will gonna to defeated Steape Meochec
>>67466197
ikr ?
Yours' GOAT for post coitus cuddling desu, all that fat is very cumfortable
>>67466224
>i think arabs are too retarded for democracy anyway
>Implying it's just arabs
We all are m8
Philippines just elected some madman, and the US is about to do so too
>>67466224
5 barrels of oil have been deposited in your oil field
>>67466224
*The Sultan Liked this post*
If I would've beat Anderson? If I would've b- did you watch that fight?
>>67466224
What about him not having an heir at the moment or is there something I'm not finding that already cleared that up?
Also that motherfucker fucking went al capone on his father but he did well for the country, are you sunni or ibadi or not religious at all?
Would you be sultan if the current sultan told you you would have to be sultan?
>>67466247
>Philippines just elected some madman, and the US is about to do so too
fair point desu
>>67466255
cheap af
>>67466276
kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-SY0F6Kkg0
>>67466247
God save the Queen.
>>67466329
powerful
>>67466184
south
wait are there three germans on /heem/ now
>>67465339
>>67466068
Undereem doesn't count. He lost to Ubereem, now let's see him against Econoreem.
>>67466313
>no heir
that's something everyone is worried about, from what i know the royal family gets together and picks one, idk how that turns out. I'm supposed to be ibadi, im not fully fedora but i just don't think about god or religion.
>would you be sultan
no, fuck that. id rather be a sultans cousin or something
>>67466411
I guess as a cousin you'd get all the positives of being royal while not having as much duties as a sultan has, quite nice thanks for answering imagine if this was 4000 years ago we might not even know of each others existence.
>>67466313
Why doesn't Germany have MMA gyms? As far as I know mixed martial arts are legal there.
wtf Joe
What the actual fuck
https://twitter.com/BloodyElbow/status/729770437459226624
>>67466464
forget 4000, even saying 30 years ago wouldn't be a stretch.
we really do take modern technology for granted
>>67466493
Kek what a guy
>>67466493
he isnt wrong though, Floyd hasn't finished anyone in years and doesnt go for the kill.
>>67466493
>once in humanities history ever
the cunt is a natural born huckster. he can't stop bullshitting even if you paid him in alfabrane tokens
>>67466493
It isn't, Conor's way bigger and Floyd was never really a knockout guy anyway, let alone the fact that he's 39.
>>67466464
no problem
>>67466496
true
>>67466576
in werdums head that face will begin to not be funny by 2020
>>67466482
I was gonna write you a big heartfelt wall of text explaining the situation because it hits so close to home for me but honestly we're not quite there yet but I'm confident we'll get there, I think they announced a ufc event in germany for next year so let's see how that one goes.
Gyms exist but they suck kinda, not really and we have K1 and boxing and I haven't heard of a real big gym in germany making it in the ufc.
People don't want to get hit in the head for a living when you have secure means of livings without getting hit in the head.
>>67466496
I meant more like knowing other countries and people even exist.
I really really fuckin hope that someone kisses Rogan now
>>67466542
>>67466562
Even though he doesn't go for the kill, his boxing is so superior, and with McTappy not being used to hands that fast and box in general, everything will land
Floyd will combo the shit out of him
>>67466576
hahahaha holy shit please stop posting that face
>>67466682
Yeah Fight Nigh 65156164651 in Hamburg in October or November iirc
>>67466688
Why?
Also, Rogan would love it.
>Post yfw ido portal meme magic defeats Nig Boxing
>>67466699
>>67466706
>Why?
>>67466732
disgusting
why are you american fags so fucking cucked?
look at the comments on this shit, victor obviously never says fighter situation right now is LITERALLY slavery, he's just making a connection of sorts like everyone does all the time but because it's big bad slavery everyone loses it
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/5/9/11640996/vitor-belfort-says-reebok-deal-left-him-pretty-much-living-in-slavery-ufc-news
go flail yourselves some more for your white sins, fucking pussies
>>67466710
>>67466750
I kind of figured Holly lies about her height.
>>67466745
wat i call it bloodytampon and the commenters on there a bunch of cucks everyday
>>67466750
how tall is holly
btw joe is wearing heels in that pic
>>67466745
Modern journalists are the ones who are cucked. The moderation staff on SBNation sites run a tight ship. Anything that doesn't fit their cucked vision is removed and users are banned at the drop of a hat. It's the environment they have fostered.
>>67466784
She's 5'8"
I'm so used to Dutch fighters speaking crappy English in interviews all the time that it's weird to hear them talk in Dutch now.
>>67466745
>Hurr cucked xD
Did you just learn that word today?
>>67466745
why do you assume everyone on the internet is american
>>67466745
huehuehue
Remember to vote tonight
>>67466840
what time does dancing with the stars of david come on?
AND WE
ARE
LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InnRJIGfLFU
>>67466840
when was paige attacked by a swarm of wasps
>>67466840
is she devolving?
>>67466867
She has fetal alcohol syndrome
>>67466320
daily reminder that this webm was when Uncle Dana first received the report that Silva was doping.
>>67466840
wee chinky eyes
>>67466916
>being less qt than your mom
>>67466840
didn't know Nikita Krylov was on Dancing with the Stars
>>67466840
her eyes are getting smaller it seems
>>67466916
hot mum lads
>>67466916
Her dad looks like a goof.
>>67466866
Rogan may be a manlet but he's living the dream, lads. Making bank by commentating fights with "OHH!" and interviewing people on his podcast while high, just for the fuck of it.
>>67466866
>it's a 9/11 conspiracy episode
>>67466946
>>67466916
if her mum looks like that I can only imagine that her dad is a literal ape
>>67466690
I completely agree, and it's highly possible that Floyd would knock him out, but I also recognise the possibility of Conor just being too big for him.
>>67466977
kek
>>67466224
What a good goy
>>67466840
Can her mongolian eyes be any smaller?
>>67466964
roastie detected
>>67466991
The difference is not that big desu
Conor is only 1 inch taller, and has a 2 inch reach advantage
How would he do in MMA?
>>67465815
kek'd
>>67466977
my sides
Sage's dad
>>67467040
he would get banged.
>>67467039
Yeah but he's also just so much thicker and his frame looks much bigger as well. Assuming that poster of them squaring off is to scale look at how much bigger Conor's head is than Floyd's.
>>67467078
how do I achieve these modes
>>67467078
Full natty brah
>>67467078
has durianrider targeted the Northcutts yet?
>>67467039
>thinking floyd is really 5'8
kek
>>67467095
sage - train hard since child
dad - train hard and take steroids
>>67467095
Raw vegan, high carb diet
>>67467116
how come there are no pics of her dad?
>>67467110
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NpejbCulbCQ
>>67467116
her mum looks like a steppe chink
>>67467116
It's crazy how much hotter her mum is than her.
>>67467116
>those comments
>>67467081
Also don't you think Conor would gass pretty quick ?
Floyd is used to go 12*3
Conor gassed in ~7 minutes against Nate, did 3*5 once against Holloway nearly 3 years ago and never went 5*5
>>67466916
wonder who the lucky chimp was
>>67467134
>look at his eyes! he's roided to the gills!
>>67467155
That fukcing duncanfm
Someone heem him pls
EMBEDDED
https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
https://youtu.be/zKXcg7OkpEM
>>67466732
>>67467161
That's a good point desu.
>>67467176
based
This would make a solid UFC200 headliner :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AdazQ-66DA
>>67467185
you're dumb for not thinking of that
>>67467176
Why does Ohio always looks so depressing?
>>67467232
it is depressing
>>67467232
cedar point is awesome
filename
>>67467229
delet this
>>67467142
This, Rose and Paige have a very similar hideous look, like a pug or pit bull that ran it's face through a flattening machine for sheet metal, pic related
Not even meming, if you unironically think Paige or Rose is attractive you are guaranteed to be a permabeta faggot
>>67467176
The Werdum masks are hilarious
>>67467176
>45,000 werdum faces
>>67467272
lol
>>67467277
leave my fightfu out of this
>>67467176
IT BEGINS
>>67467277
>Rose and Paige have a very similar look
autism
>>67467300
>>67467176
i want one werdum face
>>67467317
Too bad she looks like a little boy now
>>67467337
>tfw you will never be able to perfectly emulate Werdum's Werdum face
It's one crushing feel, lad
Who /GunniNelsonsDodgyAccent/ here?
Gunnar is so underrated, shame that he's still pretty undersized for the division
>>67467387
>underrated
Demian Maia was -450 against Matt Brown
-300 now
Female BW division : sloppy technique, inefficient movement, poor grappling and jiu jitsu, slow motion telegraphed striking, rarely any knockouts or highlights.
Female SW division : professional athletes with solid fighting backgrounds, perfectly executed technique, both standing and on the mat, all the fights are fast and action-packed, almost always finishing with knockouts and submissions.
god who cares about press fonferenes #wewantconner we should all post thatt on twitter conner is the best thing to
happen to ufc if they dont shut up about press fonferences only a few geeky nerds watch them he will leave connor
will make more money on his own than
all the ufc put together #letthemfight we should post that too we need to get behind connor he is our type of fighter
4chan should be supporting him the only people who slate him are the kind of nerdy geeks he used to beat up in school
hahahaha fuk you nerds and your press conferences no one cares just let them fight
Rogan just said nigger on his podcast.
>Decide to watch Maia vs Nelson again.
>Maia's walkout music is Crawling in my Skin
Goddamn it Brazil.
>>67467396
>I rate Demian Maia
got a gift of a decision over Gunni and now everyone is on his dick
>>67467403
>almost always finishing with knockouts and submissions
>>67467421
isolate the audio and start rogan watch 2.0
>>67467421
HE DID WHAT
>>67467403
>Female SW division : professional athletes with solid fighting backgrounds, perfectly executed technique, both standing and on the mat, all the fights are fast and action-packed, almost always finishing with knockouts and submissions.
*tips fedora*
>>67467424
maybe he did it ironically
>>67467424
So? It's a good song. You don't have to try being cool around here, kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2CsBUaUXBE
>>67467421
maybe he did it ironically
>>67467466
>>67467424
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0
there is literally nothing wrong with this
>>67467466
>It's a good song
>>67467485
maybe he did it ironically
>>67467403
Female SW division:
>has a champ that looks like Gollum when she cuts weight
>Mackenzie looks too skinny when she's at strawweight
Female Flyweight division:
>perfect weight for Mackenzie to fight at
>Wouldn't be too lean and would still have dat bunda
What should Nikita Krylov's walkout song be?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
What would you make Maia's walkout music.
>>67467522
cunnilinguis: the post
hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>67467500
How do you get your hair to look like that?
