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UPCOMING EVENTS (May):
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 4
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/13: Legacy FC 55 (Ledet vs Ritani-Coe)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Bellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Bellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)

UPCOMING EVENTS (June)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/10: Titan FC 39 (Cavalcante vs Healy)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Bellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)

PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67448630

NEWS:

>Chiesa-Ferguson confirmed
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/michael-chiesa-vs-tony-ferguson-official-as-ufc-fight-night-91-headliner-on-july-13

>UFC FN 87 bonuses
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/8/11636036/ufc-rotterdam-bonuses-4-fighters-receive-performance-of-the-night

>Condit allegedly in training for Diaz rematch
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/8/11616994/former-interim-ufc-welterweight-champion-carlos-condit-apparently
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So...

Who else wants to see Overeem vs Bigfoot 2?

I know I cannot be the only one.
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Post some KK webms from today
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>>67457701
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keen af for 200
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consider the following:

ufc 202
nate vs conor
nick vs gunnie
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>>67457684
I think he's getting fired.
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>>67457739
condit vs nick II in the works breh.

gunny would rag doll both diaz bros
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Brendan Schaub.
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>You will never attend a UFC event.
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>>67457684
that's mean.
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>>67457784
This t.bh, Diaz bros don't want none of that. Nick would probably lose and then complain that Gunni wasn't standing the entire time
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>>67457777

>rare flag and quads
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>>67457784

idk if he'd be eager to take nick down desu
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>>67457684
>he doesnt want Hunt vs Bigfoot 3
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>>67457777
Rare flag with the assistance of quads. Noice.
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>>67457790
You live in America
Don't let your dreams be memes
Imagine how Bangladesh feels
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>>67457684
Why is Bigfoot so alpha lads? He heemed the reem, made him look like a little baby. Bigfoot p4p GOAT honestly
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Who /sadforbigfoot/ here
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>>67457789
This dude is so based.
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>>67457806
>>67457820
Wow I didn't even notice until you pointed it out.
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>>67457813
Is that Dern? fucking dropped
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>>67457833
>ywn be Big Brown
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>>67457853

BJJers fucking LOVE Islam

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqduDunnrxM
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>>67457832
mfw
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>>67457866

He seems like a nice guy desu.
I wish he knew when to call it quits.
Maybe he has no other options.
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>>67457860

>U-turn2Allah

>>67457881

rizin or bellator is the best option if he still wants to fight
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>Silva faced Stefan Struve on May 8, 2016 at UFC Fight Night 87. Silva lost via TKO in the first round.[38] After the fight, Silva announced that he will be retiring from mixed martial arts.
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>>67457916

good, he looked like someone threw some bones into a skin bag

he's trash without roids
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>>67457907

For sure Rizin. Bellator actually has standards for drug testing, and Bigfoot needs trt just to function as a normal human being.
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>>67457916

Citation needed
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Condit's not training for Nick Diaz. He was running sprints on snapchat and made a joke about it because his detractors claim he spent that fight running from Diaz. It's not happening.
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>>67457853

Muslims aren't darkies you flaming faggot. Nobody "drops" chicks for wearing a hijab.

Also, KEK "fucking dropped". From what?
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>>67457824
>Bigfoot p4p GOAT honestly
Oh yeah, he's miles above gsp.
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>>67458195
wtf are you talking about, Ahmed?
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>>67458195
I keep an excel doc with the names of all my fightfus in it so I don't forget any/can rank them. I've removed her entry.
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>>67458241
thats pretty autistic
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>>67457824

Best MMA KO ever.
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>>67458241

Tragic. I'll console her when she's back from Mecca. :^)
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>>67458264
Do you plan on teaching your children the Quran, Achmed?
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>>67458253
this
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back up dude
back up dude
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Happy monday, lads.

Less than a week to witness Werdum saying jebem ti matter on Miocic's ear.
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mater
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>>67458253
>>67458287

i prefer this
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Bisping Vs Romero next
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Reminder Miocic and Velasquez are both more American than they are Croatian or Mexcian
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>>67458328
one of the GOAT just bleed moments
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>>67458350
IT'S STEEPAY
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>>67458380
noice
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>>67458440
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>>67458526
Artem's reaction is priceless
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>>67458380
he could have killed that guy
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>>67458328
rare
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>>67458540
So?
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>>67458601
the man would have died?
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>>67458380
fuck almighty what a fuckhead
who is this??
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>>67458440
Aoki never fails to amuse or amaze in victory.
Of the Top 10 subs of all-time he's got at least two or three.
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>>67458613
how new are you? that's babalu choking david heath.
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>>67458526
Buffer lol.
settles into his chair, ready for the fight, literally a half second later it's over. He's stunned for two seconds.
Then back to work.
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>>67458601
Please don't cut us with all those edgy edges, Captain Edgemaster.
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>tfw McGoober beats Diaz, beats Frankie, beats RDS, beats Lawler, then goes and KOs Mayweather and makes 500 mil that night
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How many rounds would Mayweather last against McGregor?
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HEMA FINALS LIVE IN 4 BINGS

>>67458651
>>67458651
>>67458651
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>>67458661
ten seconds
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>>67458638
First card: tito/sham 1.
Been on the boards here since 2005.
You?
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>>67458661
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>>67458661
he wouldn't even last a round with most upper echelon WBWs
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>>67458655
I'LL RUN THROUGH THE ENTIRE ROSTER
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>>67458655
All of that will happen minus beating Diaz.

He will never beat Nate.
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WHY IS MY IP SPANISH IF I'M IN PARIS?
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>>67458696
You are posting from your smartphone.
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>>67458709
I am posting from my ASUS ROG laptop, do you want to die Americano?
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>>67458661

Seriously, why do people even like Mayweather? I don't get it.
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>>67458733
He wins.
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>>67458740

Boring wins = best ever?
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>>67458661

Just to clarify, I mean in a boxing match

>>67458733

He ducked competition
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Good afternoon, heembros. Went to see a movie and didn't come to the internet before watching GoT. How's everyone doing?
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>>67458779
boring = shit?
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Could McGregor beat Werdum? What about Overeem?
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mma is gay
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>>67458919
if you look above in the thread, it seems like youve garnered some sympathy
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>>67457986
MFW do they ask the male fighters to pose like that?
"Take me seriously as an athlete, while I show you my ass."
Pathetic.
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>>67458919
>watching game of xena warrior princess
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>>67458661
>A boxer
>Against not a boxer
>In a boxing match
Gee I don't know
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>>67457717
>huge nose
dropped
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>>67458733
big nigga balls
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>>67458662
5v5 in 10 bings
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>>67458328
this is the most memorable for me, not just because it was so dramatic and emphatic, but that, once he's down, Bisping looks as if he's wearing a white top hat, which makes even funnier and more enjoyable.
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>>67458919

hello bangbro, how'd you like the episode? i really hate this freaking wall story desu
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>>67458983
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>>67458350

*cringe* that you felt you had to mention that, and this is coming from Canada - we're the cringiest at this.
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the reem docu latest episode for the ones who havent seen it
https://vimeo.com/165676287

its always top quality enjoy
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>>67458732
ASUS?
Sounds like you made that up.
If it was a real company, they'd have customer service.
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>>67458992
not very much, fellow rare flag bro. I've completely lost interest in Khalisies story.
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>>67459007
Hadn't heard of this before. Thanks for the link.
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>>67458934
McGregor would heem Werdum stiff in the first round lad

even 2010-era Ubereem would be destroyed by the Notorious One

He's a once ever in human history athlete
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From Journeyman to the next title challenger. Reem is definitely on fire.
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>>67458934
overeem already beat him
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>>67458661
>Conor
>Knocking a boxer out with 8 oz gloves

nah
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>>67458733
Did you see what he done to canelo? Paccy? He's an arrogant twat but a boxing genius
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>>67458972
>making fun of Xena
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>>67458785
All the girls want to be with him.
All the guys want to be him.
Wherever he is, is the place to be.
He's apparently the most famous person in human history, and will be apparently be worth almost $300 million by Christmas.
Must be sweet, being the Biebs.
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>>67458661
Gee, who would win if Magnus Carlsen played Steph Curry at chess?
Goobs got his first taste of real humiliation from Diaz, and now he's hungry for it, he's addicted.
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>>67459049
Homosexual Canadian with wet dreams about his fellow countryman.
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>>67459030
He fights whoever wins Cain vs Travis, right?
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>>67458328
lel, almost the same punch.
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>>67459109
Hope not. Guy deserves a title shot.
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>>67458958
a woman's gotta eat familia
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>>67459133
looks like dive tbqf famalam
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>>67459144
my man
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>tfw you'll never meet up with vietnam ragdoll him for a bit while pretending to be mark wahlberg and enjoy some heems together while his mum makes us some eggrolls
why even live
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>>67459068
Thanks, Romania.
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Reminder that rogan is doing a fight companion for 198 and won't be announcing live.
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>>67459329
how is this heem related
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is it true that glen danzig browses heem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ihg5JZG3opk
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>>67459049
he has been a slave to the media and his management since he was a kid, he will die at like 50 all washed up and drugged out like the shell of a human he is
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>>67459217
you can't ragdoll me bud, i'm a big vietnamese for you
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>>67459412
How tall are you?
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>>67459412
how do you feel about eating dog?
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>you will never gun down vietnamese people in the jungle while smoking weed and listening to classic rock at the peak of the vietnam war

feels bad
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please do not bully the vietnam
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>/heem/ laughed as I did my katas
>I laughed as Arlovski's chin was sent into the comso

KARATE MOTHERFUCKERS. IMA CRANE KICK YER ASS
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>>67459417
About 6ft or 180cms.

>>67459421
I'm not a degenerate so I don't eat dogs. Ask a china flag if one does pop up.
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>>67459436
US is still a cunt but seems like viet hates chinese people, what a fuckface.
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>>67459431
How can non slavs even compete?
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>>67459457
by not huffing glue and drinking grain alcohol in critical stages of development
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>>67459448
not eating dog meat because of the cultural mores of foreigners is degenerate desu
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UKRAINE IS STRONG
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>>67459462
it's true that's why it hurts :'-(
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>>67459474
but I like dogs
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>>67459445

overeem is kickboxer, not a karate fighter. lol
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>>67459506
if you met all the cows you've eaten you'd probably like some of them. they can be quite affectionate. just don't eat dogs you know.
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>>67459448
im 6'5

>>67459507
dutch kickboxing has a karatebase m8
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>>67459521
it's all relative. you shouldn't eat your pets. cows are raised for meat.

eating dogs is more popular in the northern shithole anyway, which is nearer to china where it's originated from. I'm from the south.

>>67459560
what's your reach
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>>67459573
no idea

btw isnt 6' like giant tier in your country
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Is Big Foot Silva a meme fighter?
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>>67459580
highschool kids these days on average are like 175cms or more, better nutrition and shit

but i'm tall as fuck for those my age yeah
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>tfw luke thomas read my email

https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/729492012966252544
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>>67459613
Why is Obama in the list of horsemen while the other 3 are future president or candidates to be.
What's the criteria for being a horseman?
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>>67459647
>I analyze shitty pastas from 4chan
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>>67459033

Not really. More like robbery.
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>>67459033
And Werdum beat him too.
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>>67458676

He would literally kill every single female fighter in the UFC with minimal training.
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>>67459699
lmao lad, it's like you never saw a top female grappler against an athletic non trained man.
If you don't know basic defense in the ground you are done lad.
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>>67459507
You don't have to be a boxer to use a right hook, la'
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Why are Bloody Elbow commenters such eunuchs? Low Test faggots whining about how "bitchy" Miesha was for revealing the sheer extent of Rousey's cuntitude.

Given the fact that Rousey has acted like a complete cunt towards Tate since day 1, how can anyone blame her for revealing this?
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>tfw too small to be a heavyweight at 6'1"

I wish we could go back to the early days of mma
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>>67459713

The fight doesn't start on the groung you moron. Mayweather is an elite boxer. He would KO every female fighter before she managed to get a hold of him.

Besides, a month of training would be enough.
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>>67459738
Cain is 6'1" i don't know what you are talking about.
If you are thicc enough you can do it
>>67459747
It extremely easy to get boxers to the ground, athletic or not. He literally has 0% takedown defense, you can even pull guard and submit him in 20 seconds or less.
OK takedown defense takes at least 1 year to develop, and if you learn it wrong you are open to leglock attacks.
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>>67459769
>He literally has 0% takedown defense

You DUMB motherfucker, what is footwork? How you gonna pull guard that even elite boxers can't close the distance on? He's do to those chicks what Holm did to Rousey or what Wonderboy did to Hendricks.

You also have no idea what a difference exists between light rolling in the gym and actual beat downs. Non of those "top grapplers" even faced men trying to beat their head into tomato paste.
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>>67459769
>It extremely easy to get boxers to the ground, athletic or not. He literally has 0% takedown defense
if you think its that easy you have literally not traned a day in your life
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>>67459784
>le i did kickboxing for a month and know i'm a world beater meme
lmao lad, you and any boxer/kickboxer without grappling training will literally fly in the air if any decent wrestler even came close.
Footwork can suck my cock when even a highschool level wrestler or a purple belt shoots a double/single on you.
Holly Holm has been training MMA for many, many years at one of the top gyms and even her got taken down easily by a highschool wrestler and submitted inmediately after.
Can you imagine what a good grappler could do to an untrained boxer? The footwork would work to a point, but you choose the wrong angle and you are getting choke the fuck out.
And this is only grappling, a good kicker/thaiboxer would absolutely destroy the body of any top ten boxer and the legs.
This is why boxers never got to dominate the sport, grappling base fighters are superior in every way.
>>67459811
Is extremely easy to take untrained people down or pull guard if you are the same weight and height. Any wrestler or even purple belt can do it.
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>Its another Boxers think they can beat a grappler episode
This has been shown how this would turn out twice in the UFC
Art Jimmerson vs Royce Gracie and Randy Couture vs James Tony
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>>67459832

>lmao lad, you and any boxer/kickboxer without grappling training will literally fly in the air if any decent wrestler even came close.
>literally fly in ther air
>literally

You absolute subhuman.

>if any decent wrestler even came close.

They won't. What's more, we're talking about WOMEN. They won't do shit.

>Footwork can suck my cock when even a highschool level wrestler or a purple belt shoots a double/single on you.

Why did Hendricks not manage to shoot a single takedown after that one time against the fence against Thompson? Thompson didn't beat Hendricks with his grappling it was pure striking. Dumbfuck.

>Holly Holm has been training MMA for many, many years at one of the top gyms and even her got taken down easily by a highschool wrestler and submitted inmediately after.

That's how I know that you're an imbecilic sack of shit.

Tate shot in like 13 times and only succeeded twice. What's more, Rousey, a bronze medalist at the Olympics, couldn't even come close for vast stretches of her fight and ate punches like it was her diet plan. If a male threw these punches, she'd be twitching on the canvas in less tha a minute.

Then there is the ludicrous claim that Holm is somehow a skilled grappler. She isn't she's dominated most of her opposition with striking, completely undermining the whole "you must be wellrounded to win" canard. No you don't, not if you can impose your game on the other person.

>Can you imagine what a good grappler could do to an untrained boxer? The footwork would work to a point, but you choose the wrong angle and you are getting choke the fuck out.

You faggots look at MMA fighters beating pure strikers and somehow assume that guys who've never taken a shot to the face WOULDN'T crumble if they tasted a proper punch by someone competent at thowing it.
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>>67459923
>Thompson
Because Thompson is an MMA fighter and not a pure kickboxer or boxer?

>Tate shot in 13 times
Because Holm is a good counter wrestler and trains with fantastic coachs
If Holly literally was taken off the street and thrown in the cage Tate would have eaten her alive.
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>>67459923
>being this asshurt because you know you will get schooled by any decent grappler
stay salty la
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>>67459832

>And this is only grappling, a good kicker/thaiboxer would absolutely destroy the body of any top ten boxer and the legs.

>MUH MUH MUH LEG KICKS

You dumbass, boxers have far more experience taking bodyshots than some midget from Thailand. While it's true that Muay Thai guys are more experienced when it comes to all limbs being used, their hilarious scoring system renders them impotent when it comes to defending punches. They could easily get starched if they don't wear a guy down before they get knocked unconscious.

>This is why boxers never got to dominate the sport, grappling base fighters are superior in every way.

No you absolute mongoloid, it's because they get paid way more money actually plying their craft than they get polishing Dana White's shoes. Unlike wrestlers and jitzers, boxers don't consider it a privilege to get pilfered by some money grubbing Brazilians.

>>67459857
>Its another Boxers think they can beat a grappler episode

No you keg of goat shit, it's an "top ten all time great elusive boxer will beat a woman that is smaller, weaker and slower than him" episode.

>This has been shown how this would turn out twice in the UFC
>Art Jimmerson vs Royce Gracie and Randy Couture vs James Tony

You know how I know you are complete and utter cocksuckers? You bring up Toney vs Couture, an old, fat, washed up lightweight facing a former heavyweight MMA champion in his first fight as evidence that boxers lose to grapplers.

Couture is not a "grappler" you cockroach, he is an MMA fighter. Pick Marcelo Garcia if you want to pick a grappler. I am not even going to discuss the size difference.

Also, 2 fights. Nice sample size.
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>>67459973
I don't think i ever saw someone sperg out this hard on /heem/.
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>>67459939

You're not the sharpest are you.

Both of these people avoided TDs without ever using grappling. You don't need to train grappling to beat up grapplers, you just need to adjust and use what you have against a new challenge.
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>>67459996
and you wouldnt know how to adjust without training in MMA and understanding what wrestling is.
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>>67459996
>He believes this
You are absolutely clueless about grappling lad, you might wanna start doing some wrestling soon or expect to be ragdolled by guys half your size
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>>67459987

>I'm getting assblasted in an argument by a guy that writes more than one paragraph
>CALL HIM A SPERG

You unironically claimed that Floyd would lose to "top WBWs". You dumb fucking faggot.
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>>67460016

I have seen WITH MY VERY OWN EYES how strikers avoid getting outwrestled, without having to wrestle.

Even if I was wrong, a woman BW loses to Floyd 99/100.
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Oh shit random fight out of nowhere
All these alpha males in one thread who woulda thought
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>>67460023
He absolutely would get schooled by any good grappler of his size, woman or man, as easy as this: single leg→pass the guard→side control→full mount and then you can choose what you wanna do with him.
He would look as desperate as you sperging the fuck out
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>>67460007

>stay on the outside
>hit him
>rinse, repeat

I specified strikers who maintain distance/backpeddle anyway.
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Can she beat Karolina in an MMA fight?
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>>67458661
THURTHEEN SECUNDS
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>>67460044
>He absolutely would get schooled by any good grappler of his size, woman

You should watch fewer episodes of Xena/Buffy. Women are weak, slow and fragile.
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>>67460047
>Implying you can stay on the outside without knowing wrestling footwork at tactics
All wrestling and grappling matches start standing up dummy, they know how to cut angles and eventually get trained people to the ground, getting someone without training to the ground it's the easiest thing.
>>67460065
Good point
>>67460060
Absolutely not
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Who has a worse chin Arlovski or Big Foot?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcGjmRXA0xc

A mid level kickboxer can starch Aoki under MMA rules but Floyd FUCKING Mayweather loses to Rousey. Price less.
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>>67460086
>getting someone without training to the ground it's the easiest thing.

Not if he can hit you. In wrestling matches, strikes aren't allowed. A pure grappler is out of his element in an MMA match.
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>>67458328

Couldn't happen to better person

Bisping is a piece of shit and I hope his eye gets kicked out its socket in his next fight.

Gotta give him thanks for nearly heeming Anderson roidering Silva. Fake humble humility bitch.
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>>67460107
Big Foot and it's not even close.
>>67460108
I never mentioned Rousey, calm down you fucking autistic fuck.
Aoki made a carrer of beating dumb ass strikers, he lose one time in a meme match and you are bringing it up, rude.
>>67460118
That shit don't matter lad, before you can touch my face i'm already taking you down with a single.
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>>67458380

and thus a Khornate Daemon Prince is born
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>>67458526
>>67458526

Let's see the reaction when Nate the Greatest Diaz whooped the Irish cocksucker's neck off.
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>>67460107
Big Foot for sure. Struve rocked him as he was coming in but Big Foot's face clashing against Struve's chest seemed to have done damage as well! He's done but won't retire. Hard to see any 6 figure checks heading his way without fighting and sadly that is the story with most fighters that hit rock bottom.
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>>67460148

>as well!
>!

What are you 6
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>>67460060
She's not a fighter so probably not.
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>>67460148
Reddit esque in his reply, is The Burger Joe.
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Nate Diaz is honestly a pretty shit fighter, would be career ending for McGregor to lose to him twice

I have never seen a fighter look more out of their depth than when Nate went against MacDonald. He got fucking suplexed 3 times
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>>67460151
>>67460157
shut up
>>67460148
cute post :3
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>The city of heem when PvZ will win the 115 UFC belt at some point in the future
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>>67460151
>>67460157
>>67460165
Jesus. I was trying to emphasize how frail his chin is that even when he hit Struve's chest he rocked himself. It surprised me.
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>>67460133
>That shit don't matter lad, before you can touch my face i'm already taking you down with a single.

You probably have experience with taking down guys who want to strike you. What about those who haven't done that?

Besides, the original claim was that every top female 135er would beat Floyd. It's more like the opposite. Slow ass shots ain't catching Money Mayweather.
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>>67460161
He is not a shit fighter at all.
Macdonald is a world class grappler, that's why he dominated him.
>>67460165
BIG STRONG AMERICAN
>>67460169
We've seen even crazier things in the past.
>>67460175
Yeah, his chin is a mess since the Mark Hunt fight and without TRT.
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>>67460161
Agreed. Losing to Nate Diaz means he should retire anyway because he sucks. But then again guys are losing all the time when they go up in weight these days.
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>>67457789
>>67457833
This dude just refuses to fucking die. Just die, Brenda, just die already.
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>>67460161
>>67460190
The city of (you)
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>>67460182
Oh, I disagree.
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>>67460183
>We've seen even crazier things in the past.
Yeah but rarely with someone heem so unanimously and irrationally hates
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>>67458646
Everytime. He don't give a shit anymore
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>>67460060
That's gonna be spicy desu, Rose wanted to finish the fight. Karolina will just keep mauling her. Dana, I know you're watching. Make this a 5 round fight.
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>>67458989
under r8d good post leaf
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>>67460140
Doesnt Khorne demand one death a day from his followers? An MMA fighter would be insufficient no matter how bloody the match is.
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>>67460235
hnnnnggg
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>>67460182
>every top female 135er would beat Floyd
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>>67460255
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>Albert Tumenov is the future WW champ, his stand up is unreal!

Fedoras BTFO
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>>67460276
He got dominated the whole fight, i tought he was gonna have an answer to the karate of Gunni.
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>>67460023
ahhahhahaaha so fucking angry
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>>67460276
fucked up my picks.
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>>67460276
No answer to Gunni's mewvment

His standup is good against somebody like a Larkin who has zero head movement and no footwork to carry him out of punching range
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who /amoonshapedpool/ here
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Travis Lutter-esque in his basketball skills is Michael Jordan
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>>67460306
He didn't look that great against Larkin either, got his legs chewed up.
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>>67460276
Gunni will smash the Diaz bros to avenge McGregor.

Guaranteed Nick dicktucks fighting Gunni
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>>67460324
I hope they match him up with Ponzinibbio.
My boy Ponzi would beat that muslim ass
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Anyone got the picks from the overeem card? I think I picked them right
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>>67460336
not sure, Tumenov still has very good stand up and Ponz did get blasted by Larkin.
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>>67460353
so did i, that idiot predictionbro didn't add mine
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>>67460320
>that CIA-kid in the background
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lads, who will headline UFC Hamburg? Maybe Gus?
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>>67460339
HAHAHAHA it's that face
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>>67460360
Larkin is dangerous, i think Ponzi can KO Tumenov
if he gets his respect early into the 1st round
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>>67460339
lel
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>>67460378
The great Dennis Siver
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>>67460382
Yeah it will be a good fight that I'd like to see but I think Tumenov should drop to LW.
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>The man who promised to take all the belts is now shitposting on twitter
Is this real life?
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>>67460439
To be fair I thought the point of playing the odds is not exactly who you think is going to win, your just weighing the chance of a person winning and how big the return is. Or am I crazy? I am not a betting man.
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>>67460451
>that intro

can it get any more annoying?
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>>67460451
>That scream
>That star of david
Shut it down
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>>67460391
He would be fucking enormous for LW though, can he cut that much weight?
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>>67460439
Khan was winning on one of the judges scorecards before he got heemd. Great call by Schaub.
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WOW Gunni's standup has evolved, I just watched it

Bigfoot's chin got TRT'd and Arlovski did exactly what I thought he was going to do
as did overroid
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>>67460500
>Khan won until he lost
Great logic burger-kun

It doesn't matter if you win the first 11 rounds if you get heemed in the 12th
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>>67460500
>Khan was winning on one of the judges scorecards before he got heemd
It's weird he was winning for only one of the judges desu, don't what the other 2 were doing
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>>67460510
>It doesn't matter if you win the first 11 rounds if you get heemed in the 12th

Well technically yes it does matter quite a lot.
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Who will expose this man?

I want someone to KO the shit out of his decision-fishing ass.
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>>67460527
current rda
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>>67460527
be careful.
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>>67460527
you should do it
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http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/9/11637044/the-mma-hour-with-randy-couture-stefan-struve-ben-rothwell-gilbert

what an episode lads can not wait for some jew hour
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>>67460536
Please be right
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>>67460527
Become the hero Russia needs.
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>>67460527
a christian.
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>>67460495
he doesn't look like he cuts any weight to get to WW, looked smaller than Gunni who is a small WW himself
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>>67460554
this
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>>67460566
Strong ass on Gunni.
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>>67460554
pretty sure Daryl "Fulltime Job" Hortcher was a christian.
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>>67460527
15 finishes sounds quite alright for 23 fights.
It's not like he is avoiding the fight and just pointcatching, he's just fighting guys but the time isn't enough most of the time to finish them.
If it was no time limit he'd have more stoppages and submissions, I'd be mad if he squeezed decisions by here and there because he cannot win any other way.

Wrestlefucking in general doesn't annoy me but when people try to avoid the fight and just try to go for point wins that's real fucking bullshit.

He beat RDA when he was on a win streak and he's 23-0 don't sleep on him
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COUNTDOWN TO UFC 198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKQRiSTkcCo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZK8A2K99j8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIPeByCYys8

Who do you guys have for UFC 198?
Werdum<Miocic
Souza<Belfort
Silva>Hall

>>67460566
What's with Nelson's posture? He's got the rounded shoulders going and the anterior pelvic tilt. This can't be good for him, if not now in the future this will be bad for him.

>>67460272
She's got all of my hnnnnnngs.
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