Home team is on the left for anyone who wants to get autistic about it.
-----Friday 5/6-----
ORL 1-1 NY
-----Saturday 5/7-----
VAN 2-1 POR
CLB 4-4 MTL
TOR 1-0 DAL
HOU 2-0 SKC
COL 1-0 RSL 87'
SEA 1-0 SJ 45'
-----Sunday 5/8-----
LA - NE 3:30 ET (ESPN)
DC - NYC 7:30 ET (FS1)
>>67428774
First for fuck Seattle
>>67428822
seconded
also if you don't bully expansion teams what is wrong with you? Nothing like a few years after your teams expansion year to bash on the new kids
>>67428899
>chearing for an expansion team
Apparently Columbus is having a meltdown?
>>67428920
>supporting a "historic" mls team
>>67428774
>mfw two Jap players scored today
Also Ouimette got kicked in the back full studs by a nigga in an USL game for RBNY II
>>67428972
Speaking of USL, should I get tickets to go see Weezer where Sac Republic plays?
He appears to be alive
It's official, the Rapids are the best team in MLS. You guys are really gonna be fucked when Tim Howard shows up.
>>67429189
>he doesn't listen exclusively to electronic and RnB
>>67429243
>in hot form
>lets change it up and bring in an aging over the hill GK who is cold instead of our solid young guy with lots of MLS experience
theres NO WAY it could go wrong
>>67428899
Kek, reminds me of being high school. All the freshmen constantly take shit from everyone else, then as soon as you're a sophomore you dish it out like it's your job.
>>67429327
You better hope that's what happens, cause it's the only way anyone else will have a chance.
>Soon
>>67429378
I don't buy that, any team can win the L SCup if they make the playoffs, if you're talking SS then maybe, but MLS Cup is a crapshoot.
Either way we're not even halfway through the season yet so its still to early to say who really has the upper hand, even the SS goes till the last game or two
How did the fat rapist Mexican do?
>>67429581
don't think IE Brah has posted in this thread yet lad
Sad to say there was no ass to post, maybe in 2 weeks when RSL beats Houston at home.
Have a torn shirt.
>>67428248
Not with the way Dallas is playing right now, I'd take another year of no playoffs if Houston got the cannon back. That would make the season for me.
>>67428544
Because apparently FSM didn't save when I had Govinco captained.
>>67429581
He got a got a good 60-70 mins with an assist.
If seeing how much the attack changed when Will Bruin came on for Cubo when Will didn't make many attempts on goal until Leoniel Miranda came on, isn't something for Coyle to look at for potentisl change in Cubo's position as 70/80min sub, then he might only go back to being a sub until USOC comes around and Giles getting called up to Jamaica.
But hell Cubo made some clumsy ass mistakes so chances are he is still FAT.
>>67428774
TFC is pretty much running on Seba. They might be absolute shit when he probably is away for Euro 2016.
>>67429960
>people are still delusional enough not to rate DioDinco
he could start in any league in the world and most likely be a key player (aside from upper-echelon big league teams)
>san jose earthkeks
>wondo
HAHAHAHA SQF ON SUICIDE WATCH
>wondo
>my sides
Quack faggot on suicide etch.
that dude fucking sucks
>nah I don't want to dive for this ball
>that self assist face goal.
Oh god my side please stop,just side.
>memeis scored and now people will hype him back to #stanfordmessi
great
Can we take a moment to appreciate the finer things in life?
>>67430903
>not rating morris
People still support MLS after it produced this moment.
>>67430955
I'm still mad at this.
>>67430921
>I rate Morris.
lefedoratipperexrreme.png
>>no goals
>>getting red-carded in the first half
>>traveling supporters spitting beer on a Louligan
>>Swope Park Rangers
>>67430955
It also produced this, what's you're point
>>67431002
nice try gringo
>>67430982
>muh Wondo
Here you bud.
>>67431041
>>67431029
ChicanoFactChecking.jpg
>>67431097
>On loan to Everton while playing for the Galaxy.
Suck a dick Scum Jose.
>>67431041
tbf it looks like Courtois pretty much had it covered Wondolowski probably would have had to made a world class touch right there to beat him
>>67431222
>that damage control
Nice try quake fag.
Also,checked.
>Salty RBNY fans clamoring for that Pittsburgh guy to be suspended for as long as Ouimette is hurt
>Ouimette is totally fine
>>67431291
Not me, faggot
>>67431222
looks like Landon would have fucking scored that shit for USA like everyone already knew he would.
wondo is a faggot for life for this shit
>>67431317
>implying youre the only quake faggot.
Have a good night.
WOOP WOOP
>>67431393
>name is quakesfag
>call him a quake faggot
Tbh im shitfaced so i thought you were talking to me. This is what i get for being a tripfag autist
>>67429960
helps bradley is playing d-mid
UNION
N
I
O
N
...are not playing this weekend :(
>>67431914
>Being sad your leastern coast team aren't dropping points to anyone
>>67431921
NOBODY
>>67431914
>yfw lags finally get a road win when they go to Philly in a few weeks
>Reading Kei Kamara's interview
>https://twitter.com/smitchcd
Shit, the Crew are imploding. Where's the fucking popcorn.
wew lads tfcs stadium packed with the roofs up was pretty cool and seemed like a good atmosphere is this MLS 4.0?
http://matchcenter.mlssoccer.com/matchcenter/2016-05-07-toronto-fc-vs-fc-dallas/recap
>>67432269
>roofs
>>67431982
Just finished watching the game. Ohgod, it hurts.
>>67431488
>it's a letting the cowtown win episode
Fucking hate this shit episode.
>>67431488
>>blanking Los Dos
>>67432538
>>67432538
Call it Houston's feeder team putting you guys in your place via Garber's secret service for the MLS.
>>67432602
Sac republic is the quakes feeder team
...for now
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTAU7lLDZYU
>>67432621
Now that I looked into the win, they basically had 2 B team Dynamo players win it.
Never mind forget developing a feeder team for Houston, more like a "lets send a few players that's our B-team to a lower league" team instead of developing our A-B team players for Houston that's supposed to play in these lower league games that are supposed to get game minutes in.
>>67432991
The way they are playing the fucking dash are their A team kek.
>>67432269
When was MLS 3.0?
>>67433201
You're standing in it
>>67433218
We're in 2.0
Post-Countdown clock to TH14 retiring was MLS 1.5
>>67433218
What makes it MLS 3.0 now, stadiums + academy facilities?
>Mexico Soccer Federation asked for Cubo to join the U-23s in France but Houston asked to keep him for this week's 3 games
>Grabs an assist and a good 60-70 mins
Does this mean what I think it means?
>>67433315
>yfw memes
>>67433351
>not doing the security guard instead
>>67433272
Academies, doubling up on existing markets, that stupid new league logo
>tfw after dealing with exams and visas, you can finally relax to some DC United vs Ethiad Airline
What did I miss, lads?
>>67433887
You didn't die of a terrorist attack, that's great turkbro.
>>67433887
Etihad winning the league this year, just you watch
Airplanes CAPTCHA confirms
Need a new name for MLS 2. TIEastern Conference doesn't roll off the tongue very well.
>>67433939
I guess I should have posted an update after that terrorist attack.
>>67433945
I wonder if this is going to be a season where none of the Ethiad sports franchises(R) win a cup, fucked up the EPL and Ayy-League, no hopes in MLS, How is their J-League team going?
>>67433974
I Fucked You're Mom Conference
So I've just started following this league as of about ten minutes ago. I generally support Philly teams because I have family there. Are the Union shit too or?
>>67434756
They might actually appear to be good right now, but don't be fooled
>>67431041
Official theme song of the Columbus Crew:
https://youtu.be/_rcmeMxxGYw
what the fuck?
https://twitter.com/pigpen813/status/729113124473847809
somebody please shoot this nigger
>>67436135
RIP the entire rest of his season, and possibly his career
>>67428774
>anime is real
This... just this. What the fuck?
>>67434756
Filthadelphia is literally the worst state, Turkish islamists, nigger-tier fans throwing D-cells and puking on fans and their best athlete is a fictional one
>>67436643
>not watching Based Soccer Animes
Kill yourself, my man.
>>67438703
>Philly
>a state
>>67440596
It's like compton, but with slightly more white people.
>>67434756
We're on the upswing competent sporting director and a good 'club' and locker room atmosphere at the moment with fun memes, Union fans are the most different out of all Philly sports fans... Also Hugh Jackman is a 'fan' of the team
>J-Mo with 4 goals in the last 4 games
>Seattle finding their stride and whup Scum Jose
/mls/ utterly BTFO
nth for making fun of Portlands' GK
>>67436135
>nobody had the balls to deck him in retaliation
gutless
>Old school supporters' passion
>And if technology doesn't stoke one's interest, a pulley-system to assist in the displaying of Supporters' tifo has also been installed in the South End, adding yet another dimension to the fan support TFC enjoys at home. Further enhancing the raucous atmosphere, all of the club's supporters groups have been condensed into that section of the stadium, where their vociferousness caroming off the roof will create a great din. Oh yes, there will be noise.
Because an organic supporters' culture is just too difficult to maintain, huh?
>>67442517
>Audio engineering to make it look like you have fans
>>67440596
Fuck my US geography up, senpai
>>67441650
>I rate white dozy 2.0
>Xheattle still in the bottom
Kek
What's with Arena and all of the meme formations?
>>67445473
bruce understands that the meme magic of mls
>#NERevs bench at LA Galaxy: Knighton (GK), Barnes, Bunbury, Sambinha, Herivaux, Femi, Kobayashi #LAvNE
Didn't watch any of the games yesterday because I was studying for exams
Hopefully there will be entertainment todaybto make up for it
>>67445581
That's usually sticking with whatever works
He's not really sticking with anything
>>67445473
Chances are that'll look like a fairly common 4-3-3 on the pitch
>>67445473
Is that, what, a 4-1-4-1?
Might actually work.
>Columbus Crew lockeroom is imploding.
>Soon
>>67445841
>>67445905
First guy's probably right
Either way only one center midfielder has got to be a concern
Luckily for the Galaxy it's nearly impossible for the Revs to win a game of pro soccer
Anyone else at this game?
>>67446329
>MLB-MLS broship
Link to LA vs NE stream? ESPNiggers = no MLS Live
>>67428774
La galaxy v new England stream?
>>67446329
no but wish i was there.
>>67445473
doesn't really end up being whatever is on the formations. bruce's a madman
>>67445473
>Not knowing bruce gives no fucks about the media people, they regularly get the formations wrong
>showing the 30 for 30 where george w bush threw the first pitch after september 11
>right before an mls game
intadesting
Will the USA ever be able to competitively compete in international tournaments without a relegation-promotion system?
>>67446843
only non-patriotic americans watch """soccer"""
>>67440696
>Hugh Jackman is a Union fan
Well I'm sold. Based Wolverine
>>67446320
Big red gonna have to do work, but looks like Bruce isn't afraid of NE.
>>67446843
GOAT pitch desu
Who /GIOGIOGIO/ here?
>fucking 20 minutes until kickoff
fucking hell
why is llelget taking selfies a story?
>>67447661
because espn needs filler for the pregame
>>67447661
Because the M in MLS stands for Millennials.
>have 3 forwards that can't really play together
>fuck it lets just play all of them in 4-3-3
Come on Bruce, you're better than these Sigi tier tactics.
>>67446868
the relegation-promotion system does nothing when the best teams can just buy better players
Does Gerrard ever play?
>>67448183
He had a groin injury. Don't think he's been in training all week.
>>67448183
He's injured
>>67448183
Also, he was playing when LA were putting up 5 goals a game.
>>67448124
Gotta play Keane because he's quality. Gotta play Zardes and Gio because of USMNT MLELS-shills and chicanos, respectively.
When's the next match? Google doesn't know my time zone and screws up the match times
>>67448145
???
>>67448344
LA-REVS on now, next game in 4 bongs
>this 1 man midfield getting steamrolled
Who could have seen that coming?
>>67448381
Thanks la, at least I didn't miss much.
Too bad the stream's spanish
Am I doing the wrong thing by rooting against LA? Because I already feel mad
>it's a LA dominates at home episode
K E A N E
E
A
N
E
>>67448618
>Am I doing the wrong thing by rooting against LA?
Yes. Get on that /racetoseis/ bandwagon senpai.
Why is there white dots everywhere? Static?
>>67448670
confetti my poor turk
That was a terrible botched kick
>>67448618
>rooting against the Man U/Juventus/Buyern/Madrid of MLS
Nah, you're doing it right
I like that none of the players are trying to dive in the box
wew lad
>it's a gio really wants to get on the mexican copa america squad episode
THIS MATCH IS GONNA END 6-NIL WONT IT?
>>67449099
hey youre back
>>67448990
always root against those teams, but can't really do that with lag, my local mls franchise
>>67449172
Yeah, m8. I managed to win the largest game of IRL Bomberman.
Just give us the Sclup desu
>Soon
>>67449677
you can only shitpost when there are no games on, to keep the thread bumped.
otherwise fuck off
I will never understand why mls firms have the worst fucking chants in history. this is fresh btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJfH_yK9-WI
>>67449750
>implying games make the thread fast
>Soon
>>67449099
>stubhub
What else were you expecting?
>>67449846
Home advantage to not be real?
>>67449857
LA Galaxy is basically unbeatable at home and shit when they are away
>>67449897
This.
>Oykos Greek Yogurt
The match was pissing me off, now the ADS!
>>67449897
Does that mean they'll lose to Philadelphia later this week? That'd be nice to see
>>67449857
West is HOME WINS
East is DRAWS ONLY
>>67449993
It ht. Fuck off now.
>>67450026
Most LA fans are expecting a loss. That said, you can never discount the East''s ability to underperform
>>67450026
Draw more likely. Philly/EC is ass.
>>67449993
>that flag
Fuck off roach
>Soon
>>67450135
don't bully the turkbro.
>>67450135
It was a joke desu, Ottoman Empire pretty much fucked up who owns what cuisine (example: Kebab/Gyro/Shwarma being the same thing)
Sup lads
Go UNION
>>67450094
>>67450120
hoping we can grind out a draw
>the first touch of zardes
mls firms have th ere own champions league. JUST
FUCK
>>67450395
>only team with 1 lose
>undefeated since week 2
I hope we can get a draw too Galaxybro, but knowing Bruce he's probably going to take the chance to rest all the starters and let Lassiter and Co. have a try.
Fucking Rowe.
>it's another no clean sheet for rowe episode
>>67450712
example
>lags getting swaged on
holy kek mls.
never change
KEEAAAANNNEEE
HA HA TIME FOR >lags
Should've never subbed Keane
>>67450353
>those bangs
lmao gj texas
>>67450797
I really hope you make it out of the group this summer. Would be an exciting upset over Italy or belgium.
rip in piss
>>67450835
Italy without a decent striker and missing Verratti and Marchisio are nothing special.
Belgium are very overrated but with Hazard deciding he wants to be good again at the end of the season and De Bruyne being good could cause issues.
Sweden I don't know anything about other than Ibra but we can beat them.
At first glance you'd think we're fucked but I can see us getting out then being knocked out by a first placed team.
They're literally about to drop points to the 10 man revs
>lags
>>67451070
n-no, stub hub is our fortress
Pisseed off Revs are one of the scariest teams I've seen in this league
>4 mins
FUCK
ty slippy g
A BEAUTAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!!!
WHAT A HIT SON!!! WHAT A HIT!!!!
Slippy g really wants a trophy to end his career
Pls no bully him
http://www.empireofsoccer.com/report-nasl-in-talks-to-bring-new-team-to-atlanta-47916/
>Report: NASL in Talks to Bring New Team to Atlanta
only a matter of time before some bastard child of soonposters and lower league shills starts posting here
>>67451809
nah it will never take off
>>67451809
>no la aztecs revival
what the fuck are you waiting for nasl?
>tfw 1/4 of the season is over
>tfw still above the line
>sallad cf dropped to 4th place
rip in piss btr's team
>>67452516
>1/4 of season is over
>2 ppg
Just give >us the meme treble
What does it feel like to be a Crew fan?
>>67452544
>Subs: Hall, Mishu, Opare, Vincent, Büscher, Aguilar, Jeffrey
>>67453041
I didn't know the Crew had fans
>>67453041
No hard feelings, not like they've been paying attention for more than half a year anyway.
>>67451809
>putting new NASL teams in cities with teams already
You guys are fucking retarded
based atmosphere
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByaizI-2Zzg
>reminder that this game is being unironically televised nationally
>>67453560
There's gonna be a wall back there right?
http://www.empireofsoccer.com/riverhounds-release-romeo-parkes-following-ouimette-altercation-47918/
Wow. BTFO
He's still on the Jamaica 40-man team for the Copa America
>>67453668
I don't think so. I think that part looks weird. but that is the solution they found to make the transition between the lower stands and the extremely high canopy over the side stands. they are torontonians, you know. they think big and shiny = better. the acoustics seem right though.
>>67451809
They can't use Chiefs
People might get offended
>>67453414
wait, atlanta has a team already?
didn't know
>>67453893
You got a point there, but what if it rains, that doesn't seem like it covers a whole lot of space in that section and if it's also windy that can be an annoyance for those in the back if they get caught in it, but I don't know much about Canada weather so to hell with it.
>Sabowondo
why are there MLS2 games on tv?
Birnbaum's Yurop interest is from Israel
That's not real Yurop interest
>>67454056
>inb4 east coast is where the people live
Oh look, a fucking goal, imagine that.
>letting man city Z score on you
>tfw dc united fan
>>67454708
>Hating on the American Alex Oxlade Chamberlain
Can someone just kick us out of MLS and into USL or NASL? I dont think i can stand to see another terrible Fire season
>Tommy McNamara will lead Ireland to glory in the euros
It's coming home lads
>>67454786
dont worry, you guys have one season left before folding anyway.
If I support NYCFC am I a fake soccer supporter?
>>67455025
wish i hadn't wasted my time with this shit game
>>67454786
We'll see how these new signings pan out. Probably bringing in de Leeuw from the eredivisie once their season is over.
Problem with the Fire right now is complete lack of offense with Accam out. Defense actually hasn't been terrible. That was the problem with Colorado last season and look at them now.
>>67455030
>still this mad
kek
>>67455059
Just imagine if Kraft and Garber hadn't screwed Chicago out of Jones a couple years ago
>>67455100
I'm not mad at anything this is a serious question. Everyone calls them a meme team here I have no idea what the hell that means.
>>67454678
You still have your raccoon buddies at least
>>67455121
mad/10 confirmed
>>67455121
Support whoever you want. Don't mind the autists here.
>>67455128
Ok can someone answer my question?
>>67455132
Word. I ask because there really is no where to discuss this. It's either here or reddit and I hate reddit.
>tfw finally get to come out of hiding
>>67455132
>>67455135
>>67455156
Damn you still this mad? Stay memey my plastic friend.
This was the first MLS game i've seen. Does it get better?
>>67455187
Why do you keep accusing me of being mad what did I say wrong? I didn't even state an opinion. Do you have autism anon?
>>67455030
Just support the Cosmos. Future D1 team right here .
>>67455206
>pretending to be retarded
ok butthurt-kun
>>67455239
>having this much autism
>>67455221
lmao
>>67455181
>>67455206
>only post when your "team" is winning
This is your typical nycfc """supporter""""
>>67455250
But I post all the time everytime they play?
>>67431041
DELET THIS
>>67455201
The earlier game today between LA and New England was actually really good.
NYCFC WON YEA FUCK YOU ALL FUCK YOU ALL WHOSE THE MEME TEAM NOW FAGGOTS HAHAHA FUCK YOU ALL WE AREN'T KEKS NO MORE THIS SEASON IS OURS FUCK YOU ALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>67455201
watching the mls is kind of like watching 2 virgins having sex.
they clumsily feel out what they're supposed to do most of the time but there are moments when it clicks
>>67455327
Also lots of bad touches.
>Sounders won
>NYC won
/mls/ at maximum butthurt this weekend
>>67455322
Fuck you for falseflagging this bad.
That being said.
Our Year La.
>>67455360
I'm mostly just impressed the East managed to not have another draw.
