-----Friday 5/6-----
NY Red Bulls @ Orlando City FC, 7pm EST
-----Saturday 5/7-----
Portland Timbers @ Vancouver Whitecaps, 5pm
Montreal Impact @ Columbus Crew, 7:30
FC Dallas @ Toronto FC, 7:30
Sporting KC @ Houston Dynamo, 8:30
Real Salt Lake @ Colorado Rapids, 9pm
San Jose Earthquakes @ Seattle Sounders, 10pm
-----Sunday 5/8-----
New England Revolution @ LA Galaxy, 3:30
DC United @ NYCFC, 7:30
-----NASL SCHEDULE-----
>http://www.nasl.com/schedule
-----USL SCHEDULE-----
>http://www.uslsoccer.com/usl-schedules
-----NWSL SCHEDULE-----
>http://nwslsoccer.com/schedule/2016-schedule
First for SOUNDERS (suck it pdx)
>>67294619
I'd swipe right on Timber, if you know what I mean.
>>67296146
The fuck is a PDX?
Is it so hard to write Portland? Why the X?
>>67296240
Is it so hard to write Major League Soccer? Why MLS?
Are you mentally retarded or just southern?
NEXT GAMES = WEDNESDAY
NASL:
Edmonton FC @ Jacksonville Armada
USL:
Tulsa Roughnecks @ Vancouver Whitecaps FC 2
Colorado Springs Switchbacks FC @ LA Galaxy 2
FC Cincinnati @ Orlando City B
Louisville City FC @ Toronto FC II
BAND-AIDS DON'T FIX BULLET-HOLES
Can USL+NASL games sustain the thread?
I guess we'll find out, I didn't even realize parts of Florida even had internet.
>lowest team in the league is a western one
So much for the """best"""ern conference
who are the /foxes/ of mls?
>>67299604
>◖(´・ܒ・｀)◗
>>67299604
Garbage team that no one expected anything from?
Going to arbitrarily go with Orlando City SC.
What's in the package, /mls/?
>>67300214
>chinese names
knockoff kit from ali express gj
>>67300214
clothes
>>67300433
correct
>>67294619
YOU KNOW THIS LEAGUE HAS PROBLEMS
AND THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN SOLVE THEM
>>67300214
link to store
was gonna get a jersey there, but got cold feet. shit from ali take like 2 or 3 weeks to make it to me, didn't want to wait that long, but i would have gotten it already had i pulled the trigger.
From Vancouver
>Real football
It's not even real gridiron football
>>67300725
vandalize that shit please
hi mls
>>67300755
I would but I'm currently 2,873.6 miles away from it
>>67300795
Hallo!
>>67300909
>>67301043
where were you when lestah became champions?
>>67300899
So... Philly? Feels bad senpai.
>>67301082
At the gym. They had the Spuds game on.
Letting Hazard score on you. Disgraceful.
>>67294619
What a faggot.
>>67297141
>acronyms
What is PDX an acronym for?
>>67301082
watching the game and making tendies in the kitchen.
>http://allrecipes.com/recipe/16669/fried-chicken-tenders/
it was based
>>67301208
Sounds like a code for an airport
>>67301208
>as airline service exploded in the 1930's, towns without weather station codes needed identification. Some bureaucrat had a brainstorm and the three-letter system was born, giving a seemingly endless 17,576 different combinations. To ease the transition, many existing airports placed an X after the weather station code. The Los Angeles tag became LAX in 1947, Portland became PDX, Phoenix became PHX and so on.
http://www.skygod.com/asstd/abc.html
>>67301151
did you celebrate in the gym?
also, i'm surprised they show football games in american gyms
(most) americans on /sp/ keep claiming that nobody cares about the sport over there
>>67301244
looks tasty
what did you eat with that?
freedom fries?
>>67299604
to celebrate will you post feets?
>>67301433
>>Phoenix became PHX
why didn't it already hae the X?
>>67301288
>>67301433
Who talks about their city using an airport code?
>>67301490
The next letter is o
>>67301490
Because NWS codes were two letters, usually the first two.
>>67301507
Cities with weak identity, no obvious acronym, or cool airport codes. Also Portland's airport is itself a bit of a meme due to the carpet.
>>67301507
People whose cities have nothing but an airport.
>>67301456
yes but fries are hard to get right when you cut them yourself. I Need to watch youtube on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5KPZp2t52U
>>67301244
>>67302052
What are you using to make your tendies?
>>67301507
Any city outside the three largest.
Phoenix literally has PHX on their NBA uniforms.
>the second Lester won I get flooded with messages from the Galaxy telling me to go watch "premier league champions Leicester City at the StubHub Center"
Fuck off MLS Jews.
BRING IT BITCHES
>>67300433
ye
>>67300579
the store I bought from went down, look for one's with more orders and ratings. the stores get taken down frequently, so it's a crapshoot.
>>67304393
front
>>67304446
back
>>67304446
How much,is it authentic?
>>67304393
Nice, ordered a Rayo Vallecano rainbow kit from there a week ago
>>67304557
fake, cost me 17 dollars.
>>67304585
i love me some aliexpress, i don't want to pay 90 dollars for a glorified t-shirt. 20bux is reasonable
>>67304557
>is it authentic
KEK
>>67299604
The Colorado Rapids
They've been trash for a while, looked like extra trash during the offseason and now they're kicking ass.
>>67304738
Ehh, they're owned by kroenke. The comparison doesn't really hold up.
>>67305323
His apathy for the team should suffice
>>67306786
This.
>When will he die
>>67304738
stop comparing them, they are not even close to lester.
>He supports a team in a landlocked state
>>67299604
idk but new england is the spuds
>>67302495
T-fal FR8000 Oil Filtration Ultimate EZ Clean Easy to clean 3.5-Liter Fry Basket Stainless Steel Immersion Deep Fryer, 2.6-Pound, Silver
>http://www.amazon.com/T-fal-Filtration-3-5-Liter-Stainless-Immersion/dp/B00NQ7QFGM
and peanut oil
NEW THREAD ---> >>67258149
NEW THREAD ---> >>67258149
NEW THREAD ---> >>67258149
>>67308500
Does it count as landlocked if the Mississippi flows through it, allowing navigation to the Gulf of Mexico and the Great Lakes?
>>67309652
yes, niggas downstream can shut you down faggot.
>>67309809
What about niggas upstream? Do niggas generally have that level of coordination?
>Team going on 5 straight losses
>Captian is shit as a leader
>Coach is shit on a tactical level
>FO is shit at damage control
>So shit that the game vs RSL had to be live streamed because Root Sports dropped it at the last second
>Millions spent on a bench warmer that apparently can't start because he didnt "win the starting job" in the preseason according to Chris Canetti, putting Cubo in the dog house while the main house burns to the ground.
JUST
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nC5TBv3sfU
Interesting quick read about the Galaxy's academy.
http://www.latimes.com/sports/soccer/la-sp-galaxy-school-20160503-story.html
YOUR TEAM = Shit
MY TEAM = The best
This is our year, dammit.
>/mls/ after dark
>>67310328
>to miss the playoffs
http://www.mlssoccer.com/copa-america/haiti/roster
Haiti have players from
Argentina (from a team called Atlético Uruguay), Belgium, Dominican Republic, France, India (and not from that money league), Poland, Portugal, Romania, Spain, Switzerland, Turkey, Vietnam, as well as players from all 3 US pro levels and Haiti of course
How do they keep track of such low level players from all those countries? Most aren't in first divisions
>>67313272
that's every year, fempai
GAEMS:
Tomorrow.
>>67316477
Nope.
Where Autistic Brah at? Hasn't posted once in the thread yet. I'm worried
>>67309980
man the start of each verse is the best part in 80's songs. the first one is usually the best but the way the chorus goes into all the verses after that is cool too. of course trill solos during the bridge are always a crowd fave. fine just listen to drake
>tfw mom dad and bro come talk in your room for 30 min because they have nothing else to do
>>67296209
>I'd swipe right on Timber, if you know what I mean.
What did he mean by this?
>>67316908
ON THE FLOOR IN TOKYO
OR IN LONDON TOWN TO GO, GO
>>67317713
It means he's a faggot
>>67317894
I'm more of a "REACHIN' OUT, FOR SOMETHING TO HOLD" kinda guy
http://www.jamaicafootballfederation.com/v1/?p=14144
Jamaica has 15 US-based players including 3 from the USL
>Soon: based Coca-Cola sponsor kits are one step closer edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knXeewjnP3A
shawty gaww damn we love us come Coca-Cola senpai.
>>67318163
>Soon
http://espn.go.com/espn/feature/story/_/id/15447349/top-25-unfulfilled-potential-reality-falls-spectacularly-short-expectations
>adu is only #8
>>67319247
>no mention of his peerless vacuum selling skills
>SOON
Dont let it die lads
>>67323063
Let it die
>>67318163
>>67318195
hope you die of heart disease
>>67323063
>>67323148
LET IT DYE
>>67297214
>>67297214
>Jacksonville
I really wish Florida could figure out what their third sports city is. JAX is maybe more appealing than Tampa, but it GOTS ta be more appealing than Orlando.
>>67318132
> 3 Timbers in the squad
Christ Portland. Y'all really love your lanky blacks.
>>67294619
no man should sport a beard longer than a 4 day stubble, something about beards on young men screams hipster faggot
>>67324941
>Belgium
First of all, any Belgian would like hipster as fuck in most of middle America, I'm sure, and second of all, what is passé in NY or LA might be hipster as fuck in Alabama or Idaho, so it's all relative.
>>67314184
My question is how these guys get scouted to play in Vietnam of all places.
>>67324941
Fuck off wafflenigger
>>67324941
don't tell me what to do mommy
>>67314184
even second or third-tier teams keep video of matches, even if it won't be on television
and it's not like Poland or Romania are some backwater shitholes without internet, the national team just says "hey, we'd like a copy of Saturday's game vs Whoever FC, we're thinking of adding Joseph Whatshisname to our national team roster"
And the team, if they're smart, would easily agree, since playing on the national level should make the player better and increase his potential transfer value
>>67325445
Also players like getting paid, since this isn't exactly NFL-level
>>67318132
>Shaven Sean Paul
I hope he's bald
>>67318132
Thompson had to sub out vs Orange County back in April ago with a hammy injury, but apparently he's getting close to being healthy enough to play again
>>67324233
U MAD?
>>67325550
I assume he's the keeper
>>67325445
How do they know of Joseph Whatshisname is eligible though?
>>67325960
aren't all players supposed to stay domestic until a certain age? surely it's just a matter of "hey, remember that really good U15 player we had, whatever happened to him, we could use a new center back after Dave Soandso retires" and then they go to whatever transfer clearinghouse FIFA uses and say "Where's J. Whatshisname playing these days?"
>>67326100
No
But even if that was true how could they get the dual-nationals?
A bunch of these players are from France or the US
>>67326162
how many dual-nationals in Germany went overlooked prior to Klinsmann? sometimes there's just no substitute for having someone from there who's in the know
>>67325960
Just look him up in Football Manager.
It has to be the cheapest scouting tool available.
OH SHIT IT'S JACKSONVILLE
TRUMP
R
U
M
P
>>67327434
KKK
KKK
KKK
Are they streaming the NASL game somewhere?
>>67328524
tommorow on bein
>>67327434
>2016
>Leicester coming out of fucking nowhere to win the PL
>Copa America coming to the US
>Trump blowing the GOP the fuck out
what a time to be alive
>>67328876
>There's a man right now that's committing suicide because he didn't think Lester and Trump would win their respective leagues
>>67326488
>overlooked prior to Klinsmann
When will this meme end?
Most were found when Bradley was coach
>>67329958
>Most said no when Bradley was coach
FTFY
>>67330303
Um no
Most were in the youth teams while Bradley was coach
The only one Klinsmann can credit for is Fabian Johnson
>>67330443
Subotic was in a youth camp for the US too.
>>67330443
>The only one Klinsmann can credit for is Fabian Johnson
aka: the best fucking player on the national team right now
[spoiler]when he's not fucking hurt[/spoiler]
[spoiler]or in Klinsy's doghouse for whatever fucking reason[/spoiler]
>>67330481
And that's Bradley's fault?
Not Rongen who cut him for the 2007 U-20 world cup?
>>67330498
More luck than anything though
He's hasn't been that good since the world cup
He was absolute shit against Ireland
>>67330542
Yes. If you're going to hold Klinnsman to certain standards, you hold every coach prior to those standards.
>>67330586
But that wasn't really under Bradley's control though
Plus I can judge him on his obsession with shit players such as Alvarado
>>67330678
You can judge Bradley on his obsession with shit players such as Kljestan
>>67330678
>>67330542
surely all the U-whatever coaches are under a certain amount of direction from on high, especially U20 and U23, since they'll be cranking out players for the top level program very soon
>no benny feilharber
>no jorge villafana
who else is missing?
>>67330831
Rongen was the one who was charged with finding the dual nationals
>>67330787
Kljestan is a lotbetter and more accomplished than Diskerud is
>>67330991
Who really cares about who got left out?
I just want an explanation for why a third of the roster is in
>>67331045
The problem is that Kljestan was literally Timmy Chandler-Tier at an Int'l level
>>67331149
He had some familiarity with him at Chivas USA
He didn't even make the world cup team so I don't why you care that much
>>67331149
speaking of which, guess who's fucking back on the Copa 40-roster
if he makes the 23, Klinsy should be fired
>>67297141
>mentally retarded or just southern
>From an area mostly rural, heavily republican until you get to urban corridors that represent almost all liberals in area, glorifies an independence movement
Please, you're from an area that glorifies us, except we actually have diversity and history in the South.
>>67331219
wondo?
>>67331220
>waaaaaaaaah, I want my state to be represented by acreage rather than population!
>>67331220
>southerners
>in my /mls/
>>67331522
>southerners
It's basically SOONposter.
>>67331655
yep, i warned about this, but you faggots entertained his soonposting.
this is the grave you chose.
>>67331754
At least it isn't NAShilLposting.
>>67331220
>history
>history that glorifies racism
>open insurrection against the US government
Your culture is garbage, and "liberal for Alabama" is still California's conservative.
>>67331522
>>67333470
>changing hearts and minds
You'd think southerners would really embrace soccer, it's not like they're using those cotton fields anymore.
>>67331220
>history in the South.
Literally the most meme history in the world.
>>67333470
>California's conservative.
This is a common misconception. If you're even a little bit liberal in California, you're better off just accepting it and joining the Dems, and this means the conservatives that are left over are all super die hard tea party types with a few libertarian 1%ers mixed in. I should know, my hometown's state rep is the guy that started the minute men border patrol shit.
>>67334519
The South's history is literally Chat Shit Get Banged
>>67333503
soccer is a wussy sport for 12 year old girls and effeminate yuros like that Renaldo guy
manly men play FOOTBALL
>>67334661
The 1% all moves to Orange County cuz they're scurred.
>>67335441
Not sure if troll.
>tfw want to go to the lag farm team game but no ride
fug
>>67335760
>no ride
Quit being poor.
REDDITORS GET OUT OF MY FUCKING /MLS/ FUCKING PILLOW POSTING SHIT FUXK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67335769
no, i gotta be poor since i'm still going to school.
also want some 2 dollar beers
>>67335828
Two dollar ain't shit at those games. Buy a forty across the street and chill before going in.
>>67335828
>going to a game for the beer
>>67336425
Beer is literally what put the San Antonio Scorpions out of business
TIL Deandre Yedlin is Latvian
>>67335828
>>67336273
>two dollar beer
>not buying a giant soda at the stadium, pouring 1/4 out and replacing it with the miniature bottle of whiskey your smuggled in
Fucking amateurs.
>>67337344
>Not doing both.
Getaloadifthisguy.png
>>67337424
>beer before liquor, never sicker
>>67337434
>light weights.
>It's Wednesday
TIME FOR NASL
>Soon: late night vibes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUr2EFu2LnM
>>67337837
>tfw at work that time Wednesday and going to miss the Jacksonville-Edmonton Mediocrity Bowl
>>Open Cup starts in 7 days
>american football teams and fans
>>67341437
>croatian league
>good
Might as well hop on the MLS meme while you can
>>67300214
the new me-ahmee beckham FC jersey
![5738958_20160503_172349[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZMgQIxh.jpg "5738958_20160503_172349[1].jpg")
Labor, citizens, Cosmos fans rally for the stadium at Belmont
from the article
“WHAT DO WE WANT?” “THE STADIUM!” “WHEN DO WE WANT IT?” “NOW!”
The cry rang out early and often across the course of the Cosmos stadium rally as labor workers, local citizens, and fans of the club net at the proposed stadium site in Elmont. Between 150 and 200 people were in attendance as all parties demanded action from Albany in contrast to the opposition protest about a week before that numbered about a dozen in attendance.
link
http://www.thisiscosmoscountry.com/cosmos-stadium/labor-citizens-cosmos-fans-rally-for-the-stadium-at-belmont/
>Between 150 and 200 people were in attendance as all parties demanded action from Albany
>in contrast to the opposition protest about a week before that numbered about a dozen in attendance
>labor workers, local citizens, and fans of the club
>200 people
not bad Cosmos
BUILD IT NOW
U
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O
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>Joe Cole signing with Tamba Bay
wtf NASL to division 1 when?
>>67341437
>American Football teams and its fans
This is the MLS general, the NFL general is down the street.
>>67341554
>200 people
Literally the only 200 people that go to their games. Neither the state nor the taxpayers want to pay for a 30k seat stadium that they know will operate at a loss. The Belmont dream is dead, and the Cosmos are following soon.
>tfw no qt Fire gf
>>67342053
>implying soccer won't catch fire
NO CEILING, BABY
>>67338883
Chicago traded Acronyms for some dude from Senegal
>Soon
>>67344141
wat
>>67345212
>>67344141
>traded Acronyms
TAM, GAM, Meme Money, Garberbucks
>>67345391
>meme acronyms
Just give NASL their rightful division 1 status, already.
>>67345458
>making fun of meme acronyms
>Literally traded a player for food and a hotel room
>>67345560
If they were just going to release him on a free then that's a better deal.
>>67345458
When you stop playing in minor league baseball stadiums, we'll talk
>>67345589
They weren't though, he was their best player.
>>67345589
Not really considering that team no longer exists
>>67345560
There is nothing wrong with that. In fact it's better then being traded for essentially monopoly money.
>>67345592
NYCFC
>>67345458
>>67345592
>Team literally went bankrupt and dissolved because the high school stadium wouldn't let them sell beer
>>67345656
>NYCFC
Plays in a 40k seater and averages over 25k asses in seats
Different from playing in a practice field and getting lucky if you get 1000 tickets sold
>>67345709
And it's going to keep going down. Literally no home field advantage at all. Good luck keeping all those "fans"
>>67345673
This doesn't happen anymore.
>>67341577
Does he surpass Adu as the most relevant player in Florida?
>>67345709
Real talk though, NYCFC is a shame to the league.
>>67345930
Soon to be out shamed by LAFC
>>67345930
Literally no more shameful than every other team in the league. American Soccer as a whole is a disgrace.
>>67345656
What part of 'minor league' did you not understand?
>>67346083
It's hard to tell when mlels plays at a minor league level.
>>67346186
Fuck off Yuroboo
This doesn't concern you
>>67346186
You can tell by the amount of peoples in the stands tbqh
>>67336425
said i also wanted the beer. would be there for the team mainly.
>Soon
>>67346186
>It's hard to tell when mlels plays at a minor league level.
So that means NASLel plays at the level of a 4th grade schoolyard kickaround, yea?
>>67350324
Funny you say that because NASL spends way less then MLS and yet the level of play is way better then you would expect. I would argue it is on par if not better then MLS. If you actually watch some, you would know this.
>>67350747
>on par if not better then MLS
I watch a lot of NASL, and you may be getting ahead of yourself. There's probably some overlap between the worst MLS teams and the best NASL teams though. The Cosmos, Railhawks, and Minnesota Untitled would not be out of place in MLS, but teams like Edmonton would have been relegated to NPSL if we had a real pyramid.
>>67299604
post yfw the Union win the ml scup
>>67350943
It was bait, anon.
>>67350984
You can engage bait and turn it into reasonable discussion, sometimes.
>>67351014
>reasonable discussion with Ted clones
>>67345930
They said that about the Mets.
Though, to be fair, they were right.
>>67350747
>the level of play is better than you'd expect
That doesn't actually mean anything; You're saying NASL is better because it has lower expectations? Fuck off.
>>67350943
Y NO PYRAMID?!
>>67351526
Because risk management
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2kDaRBGzWA
>Advertises a Star Wars Night today for June 18th
Who thought this was a good idea?
>>67351600
>Dynamo
you answered your own question there
NASL stream when?
>>67352530
Apparently this app lets you stream beIN for free:
https://www.go90.com/
I haven't tried it though, using Sling.
>>67352741
>Edmonton vs Jacksonville barnburner
Would these two teams be the US/Canadian equivalent of each other?
>>67352836
They do both seem to be content with comfortable mediocrity.
>Soon
>>67353122
>rooting for a corporation as if it were sports
Kill yourself.
how can mlels even compete?
>>67354349
>Las Vegas soccer
I bet you're right.
JUST
>>67350964
>NASL
BTFO
T
F
O
http://www.socceramerica.com/article/68670/crowd-count-nasl-openers-down-37-percent.html
>>67354542
eexplain please
Did you ever wonder what the Klinsmann equivalent of United Passions would look like?
>>67355158
>>67355291
>>67353122
hmm i wonder what their shirt sponsor will be....
http://www.mlssoccer.com/post/2016/05/04/christian-pulisic-dortmunds-us-starlet-lands-washington-post-cover
>they paid attention to soccer gais! we made it!
>>67355316
>>67355291
>>67355158
top fucking kek
why would you write a book about an average manager anyway?
>>67355291
>Academies just started developing decent players
>expecting to immediately become a global soccer power under one coach
wow
>>67355485
>>67355471
Lighten the pocket books of Ted and the other Klansmannfags.
>>67355576
Ted's a Klansman fag?
>>67355512
>It's the children playing soccer all day and has nothing to do with access to food, utilities, school, etc.
>>67355027
>Division one status when!
>>67355953
He's probably pro-Klinsy only because Klinsmann has been critical of MLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmNDW-DQFrM
los dos time
>Soon
>>67357964
just kys """lad"""
>>67357977
stay mad
>Soon
>>67350943
Only a one or two in NASL should belong in third division. While MLS should relegate half of the teams since you might as well be watching lower tier soccer.
>there will be 3 teams in miami
JUST.
npsl
nasl
mls
>>67358230
4 if you include the Strikers, who play where the Miami Fusion used to.
>>67357658
I was always curious how these fines were done.
Also, there is way too much of this "jump on the ref after call we don't like" in MLS.
>>67358515
>Mexican
>Not chimping out when things don't go his way for even a second
Pick uno amigo
>>67358230
There's also the entire APSL which is based around Miami. A couple of their teams are in the Open Cup this year.
si era penal
>>67354349
>Las Vegas City FC
They don't even have a Wikipedia page. Only a facebook page that posts mainly in languages other than English. Do they even play in a league?
>>67359451
It's not a real team
Not even as real as the summer league teams
>>67359706
like afc anchorage?
>it's a dan kennedy giving goals away at a usl game episode
reminder this is the worst MLS signing of all time*
*meme era
>>67359804
CO Springs no slouches this year
>>67359930
No, this is
>>67359726
Not that fake, but close
Something along the lines of "Ronaldinho All-Star Team"
>>67294619
Would you let him cum in you?
>>67359451
>>67359706
Are we absolutely sure that doesn't stand for "Las Vegas Fried Chicken?"
