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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/11: TUF Season 23 EP 5
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Lellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: TUF Season 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Induction
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
7/23: UFC on Fox 20 (Holm vs Shevchenko)
PREVIOUS THREAD: >>67367384
NEWS:
>Fighters predict Overeem-Arlovski
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/who-ya-got-fellow-fighters-predict-ufcs-alistair-overeem-vs-andrei-arlovski-headliner
>Chi Lewis-Parry breaks his hand on DC's head, is out of GLORY fight
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/5/11594706/chi-lewis-parry-injures-hand-sparring-tough-daniel-cormier-pulled-from-glory-30
>UFC FN 87 odds
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/4/11583500/ufc-fight-night-87-latest-vegas-odds-lines-online-betting-guide-overeem-arlovski-rotterdam-mma
>Dillashaw-Assuncao added to UFC 200
http://www.mmamania.com/2016/5/5/11596044/tj-dillashaw-vs-raphael-assuncao-rematch-on-tap-ufc-200-july-mma
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why are americans so insecure?
>tfw could heem every here
>>67373432
>>67373435
>>67373437
BIG DICK BANDITS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
TFATK ARMY SOUND OFF
NGANNOU > SHPOOP
>>67373477
Who is shpoop?
>>67373440
In the land of obese manlets, the man who pretends his penis is longer than four inches is king.
>>67373477
Poopoonou meme is done
Schaub is back
>>67373477
nigga look like he got an anchor for a nose
>>67373485
>>67373493
>>67373494
>t. insecure white boiis
>>67373440
see
>>67373486
>>67373493
The Schaub Renaissance is going to save /heem/
>tfw Miesha going hard at Ronda while Joe just sitting there like a cuck
Is Joe Rogan still on?
>>67373543
He's on(nit)
>>67373543
No.
>>67373530
What did the sexy cat say?
What boards/threads would Rory post on aside from /heem/?
>>67373513
dat niggas eyes looking in different direction
>>67373568
That Ronda doesn't have any fighting spirit and Holly destroyed her mind (and fucking face ayy lmao).
>>67373569
/a/utism
>>67373587
I think Ronda's abusive mother, an hero father and crippling inferiority complex destroyed her mind long before her fight with Holm.
Post GOAT hilight videos
https://youtu.be/ZKCA25VtY9c
>>67373587
she's not wrong desu, the moment holly ducked a punch and honda fellover, everyone knew she was done, you could see it in her face.
miesha on the other hand won by heart alone, that's why shes MY GIRL
>>67373569
/out/ and /a/
heem is literally worse than sherdog right now, think i'll frequent the UG instead
>>67373639
That should improve things around here, thanks m
>>67373630
Yea, she was talking about how Ronda wanted to wait like a year until she comes back, meanwhile Miesha and Holly wanted to fight again like the day after their loss.
>>67373639
Good riddance la
>>67373639
good riddance, you crooked tooth limey
>>67373639
the ug is top notch, been that way for years
only been banned there twice for meme'ing
and they banned supercalo who was my homie but eventually unbanned him cuz the site went to shit, but he dont fuck with em no mo
>>67373617
not a highlight video, but i love this fan made promo, got me so hype for the rematch but then, well, it is what it is eh?
https://youtu.be/fxLh1bEiLNk
>>67373655
idk how dana is so rich, the matchmaking for the bw with risking miesha and holly losing is so fucking retarded. no one gives a fuck about the hue dyke and the other literal who
So there is no conceivable way Arlovski beats Reem, right?
His banger with Travis Browne was spicy but Travis won that fight the other 9 out of 10 times, and since then he's wrestlefucked Mir (poorly) and been heemed by a Cleveland Browns fan.
All shitposting aside where the hell is predictionbro lately?
Is anyone taking pics for this card? I know Aus started but I haven't seen him since
>>67373711
He was here last night you spaz
>>67373711
There is a high possibility that he's dead.
and we will never find out the truth about him.
>>67373711
He vanished around UFC on Fox 19
He was buttmad that the card kept getting changed and he had to redo the picks
Was the Rogancast with Miesha good?
>>67373733
Nigga he appeared again after that
>>67373727
eddie bravo is definitely part asian
>just like all the lw goats
>>67373744
When
lets be honest /heem/ is full of newfags that dont know shit about mma, all of you are casuals
most of you were probably brought in by conor
you prolly been watching mma for maybe 2 years max.
/heem/ is pathetic for discussion these days, it used to be good, but casuals destroyed it
its sickening desu
there's nobody here that knows shit about boxing
shit about bjj, wrestling, or muay thai. there's no dan the wolfman giving instructionals. its pathetic
>>67373767
I swear he did a card after Fox 19, was 197 after it? I think he id that one, I remember asking him where he was but he never answered ;_;
>>67373776
>the face of an mma """""expert"""""
>>67373776
No one cares what you think
Damn this namefag is desperate as fuck in his baiting.
>>67373699
that promo sucked fucking ass
>>67373776
Um excuse me, I read Jack Slack articles. I think I know a little bit more about MMA than you do.
![1462488019059[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UdAd6av.jpg "1462488019059[1].jpg")
>>67373776
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Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>67373793
>>67373821
>in my mind, Jon Jones never lost, that fight shouldnt have counted
>>67373793
watch my videos and i'd think you'd be surprised
dont forget to like, comment, and subscribe
where the fuck is chad mendes, id like to see him fight again.
@67373882
>no
>>67373776
>protip: when going for a triangle, always hook the leg, unless you want to get arona'd
>>67373885
chin deleted, presumably taking time off to heal
>>67373709
>So there is no conceivable way Arlovski beats Reem, right?
He hits like a truck. Why wouldn't he be able to win?
>>67373776
By your definition, I'd be an advanced fan. LOLZ
>tfw i am the greg jackson of /heem/
>>67373942
oh so you've been watching for 2 years?
good job bro, do you even trane ufc?
>reminder that nick diaz is a hypocrite
Fellow bald brothers of /heem/, do you find yourself cheering for bald fighters over those with hair, or does it not affect who you root for?
>>67373885
he goes hunting and thats pretty much it
i guess he will take some time off for his chin to heal
>>67373569
Rory isn't a psychopath. Wonderboy is the sicko.
>>67373958
tha picture is autism personified
dont leave your arm in there or it'll get snatched
>>67373942
are you the german who makes the bears with the superbowl thread literally every day lol
>>67373909
>This only did damage because of the whiplash heabutt.
>Thinking the powerbomb actually accomplishes anything.
Literally a retarded newfag.
>mfw casuals dont even remember Adlan Amagov
>>67374020
>>67374091
It's 1 AM get some rest oldfag
>>67373958
5 years.
Ronda BTFO
>>67373786
He did 197 and still does ppvs and big cards he said
>>67374182
What was his reason for pussying out of small card duty?
>>67373513
>insecure white boy acting like he's not an insecure white boy
It's like someone made this up!
>>67374200
i don't think he gave one, but i figure too many cards, and the imposters
Someone should create an email adress for predictions desu
Would be more practical for everybody
You send your picks and a pic, the guy screenshots it all and makes a pic like now
>>67374267
no shut up
>>67374267
>>67374278
heem 1?
>>67374200
When he first started taking picks he would say
>I'm just happy so many people participate
But that is when there were like 25 people making picks per card. Now there are a hundred for a fight night. Probably just time consuming so he started picking and choosing cards to do.
>>67374309
N-n-no i-i-it's ok
>>67374267
>cp.jpg
'no'
I rather the cuck get a trip and start a separate thread.
1- stop le (You) ebins
2- doesn't spam a thread with autists making multiple picks
>>67374354
>I rather the cuck get a trip and start a separate thread.
it's this faggot again
I could probably do prediction pages if ya'll wanted.
I have nothing better to do on the weekend except trane.
The only thing is that if I start it up now there's way to many predictions but if you wait to long to get peoples picks you sometimes miss a bunch of them.
Quite the conundrum.
>>67374354
>cp.jpg
Who cares. Just ignore the mail.
I guess it's pretty sad, but I've been on 4chan for long enough to not care about that shit any more
>>67374317
Can't blame him I guess, /heem/'s changed a lot and he did it >for free
>>67374376
I think Australia already started it for this weekend, he must just be sleeping or something
>>67374376
Australia already started one for thei week. I have faith our regular cuck will return for 198 next week. He has done every ppv since Diaz vs silva
>>67374376
picks have already been started >>67363405
they'll probably be resumed soon
What could go wrong?
>>67374398
>>67374403
>>67374415
Right on, thanks guys.
If a pick collector ever falls through light a Moose signal and I'll turn up from under my rock.
Can you imagine the Dana from two or three years ago dealing with McGoobs current tantrums?
It'd be some pretty top bants, the next conference they're both there would promote a Goober/Dana fight more than anything else
>>67374442
>tfw bones rapes and kills a prostitute
>tfw Nate/Conor back on for the main event
>>67374442
Is Kelvin Gastelum the future of the WW division?
>>67374442
>"biggest ppv of all time"
>recovering addict vs old man at AKA
>post usada pullout hue vs no draw fronk
>miesha tate vs dyke hue
>post usada literal broken back man vs woman beater
>le miss weight post usada steak vs who
>implying this will draw
>implying nobody pulls out
>the state of dana
>>67374468
>loser junkie
so assmad, it's so strange how a fighter who's actually one of the best in his division can be this bad at trash talking
>>67374468
Jon gimme that ass Jon. Boy. I'm taking that ass from u Jon.
Oooooh dis gunna be gud
https://twitter.com/MMAdamMartin/status/728370517049249792
>>67374442
gotta hand it to ya jon, you really don't give a crap
>>67374548
Also,
Did Ariel was sent the mail ?
if you guys are bored and want to watch the nba playoffs hop in here and make a chatango name so u can bant with us
http://ducking.xyz/quack/
>>67374548
>tfw ronda is top ten
@67374583
>the white nigger like apehoop
color me surprised
>>67374587
>>67374604
>im not getting emotional jon
>tfw conair is ducking me
>tfw no conorbux
>mfw honda kills herself
>>67374630
he's 5'5, considerably overweight, looks close to death despite having a little kid...why is he paid to cover sports?
>>67374587
Oh yeah definitely
She's gonna be top 5 or even 3 in a lot of these rankings
>>67374548
Easy win for Schaub.
>>67374587
lets not get carried away
she deserves to be on the list
>>67374587
thanks for ruining what little enthusiasm I had to see the final list
>>67374662
america's favourite pastime
>>67374630
Why can't they put someone on the show who can actually speak without stammering?
>>67374658
How does frankie even hear anything anymore?
Some of the worst cauliflower I've seen
Would she heem you /heem/?
Let's do top 10 guys
Remember this is only in the UFC, so no Fedor
>he ranks fedor
>>67374682
>implying i implyed she doesn't
ofcourse she does goof. nowhere near top 10 tho
>>67374697
sorry anon, im a cynical cunt
>>67374726
I wouldn't let her get close.
>>67374736
I'll start with the easy ones
GSP
Jon Jones
Anderson
>>67374630
>Yes, that makes me vain, but there is nothing that irks me more than MMA journalists or analysts who are gigantic fat slobs. - Luke Thomas 2009
>>67374798
Aldo
MM
Wait, it's UFC, but does Strikeforce/WEC counts ?
>>67374804
be careful
>>67374804
Fun fact: the reason why Joe and Miesha laughed when Miesha mentioned that back in 2006, people watched WMMA because a titty might pop out is that this happened to Miesha after she choked out Holly Holm.
>>67374804
Literally a cuck.
Why does anyone like this goof.
>>67374736
too lazy
1- silva
2- jon
3- gay shit poo
>>67374804
>>67374819
yes
also Vitor has to go in there I guess
Is Kelvin Gastelum the future of the WW division?
And does Woodley even have a 20 percent chance of beating Lawler?
>>67374824
>>67374849
he's blacksplosive and robbie went through two wars and post usadaness
>>67333327
>>67333327
>>67333327
Who is your source?
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/5/11605194/tony-ferguson-vs-michael-chiesa-in-the-works-for-ufcs-south-dakota
>>67374601
i can literally dunk on you and there's nothing you can do about it
>i'd also flying knee you while i dunked on you
HEEM ME
HEEM ME INSIDE
>>67374804
Hey guys, wanna know how Conor's gonna beat Nate?
>>67374849
No and Yes
Woodley only wins if Robbie's chin finally cracks
I don't think he'll do good in a 5 rounder, I have a feeling he'll gas
Haven't seen the Marquardt fight, that'd be a good place to get an idea I reckon
You now remember Ronda Rousey.
>>67374510
>Kevin "Gas" Gastelum is the future of the WW division
>>67374630
i honestly prefer this guy to luke thomas' commentary
>>67374720
did you ever get a chance to upload bonnar's 110 fight to streamable? pls pls pls
>>67374917
>>67374897
Why doesn't he just grow a beard with a jowl as disgusting as that?
>>67374897
lmao all of /heem/ including you, picked conor to beat nate
what a goof you are
>>67374925
Luke Thomas is generally right about shit though. I've hardly ever found myself to be in disagreement with what he says, just with the way he says it.
I feel like Wagenheim has no idea what he's talking about.
>>67374886
>tfw we have a insider in heem
Also, the bit of JRE when Miesha talks about that PVZ-Ronda shit
https://vid.me/M4EG
>>67374951
Neckbeards don't make anything better.
>>67374973
based miesha dishing the dirt on ronda
Did you pick Conor?
>>67374973
>was listening to that when stream is offline
when is the full episode back up?
why does it even go offline at all
fucking bullshit m8s
Lads im about to fail Uni
What the fuck do i do?
Plus how do i tell my parents?
>>67374945
>UFC 200: Sea Level Ronda vs Sea Level Cain
>this is one of the most important match ups in the heavyweight division
>>67374923
All the guys in the top 10(minus Rory and Magny) are older than 30,and Rory might leave.I see nobody else(other than maybe the winner of Tumenov/Gunnar) making the leap
>>67375000
>mfw I picked Diaz but also picked Holm
>>67374973
I don't believe this story for a second.
>>67375033
Same
>>67374973
How Rousey ever became popular, I will never understand.
>>67374973
>https://vid.me/M4EG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pez_79eWSWw
>>67375004
damn la
dunno
good luck
>>67375033
>Tfw I picked perfect on the main card but wasn't very much on /heem/ at the time so I only have them on tapology
>>67375000
so many of those are mine it's almost not even funny
>>67375042
Mma media members on twitter have confirmed hearing about it from other sources too.
>>67375042
Why ? Not saying it's 100% true, but what makes you think it isn't ?
>>67375055
Being famous and popular is not about being likeable, it's about looking likeable.
>>67374886
Somebody is getting choked
>>67374973
So, Ronda is a literal insane person.
Going off on a fucking kid because she congratulated someone for winning a fucking fight? What the actual fuck is wrong with this cunt?
Fuck, I really hope Miesha's improved enough to beat the fuck out of Ronda when (if) she comes back.
>>67375042
sounds like classic ronda to me
>>67375042
>BUT BUT BUT MIESHA HAS AN AGENDA
Not only is this completely consistent with what we've seen from Ronda, but it would be retarded for Tate to fabricate this, since PVZ could easily refute her.
>>67375106
>What the actual fuck is wrong with this cunt?
She has an extremely domineering mother and a father who hanged himself in the family home while she was in the house.
>>67375055
She became popular among normies who never saw her more than a couple of girl power highlight clips on YouTube and some coached interviews on TV at the very most. Then they tune in, watch her demolish some chick in 13 seconds, listen to her generic post-fight interview and say "Wow she's such a dominant athlete wow".
They never got as deep into the lore as we did/do.
>>67375042
Why not? Have you not been paying attention get to how Ronda's acted over the past few years? This is completely in character for her.
>>67375000
>state of my picks
>1/5
JUST KEK MY BOY UP SENPAI
>>67375131
>a father who hanged himself in the family home while she was in the house.
Yeah that ought to fuck you up desu
>>67375131
He didn't hang himself, he did the car exhaust thing.
>>67375131
I thought he drove out to the lake he took them swimming at as kids and gassed himself with the old hose on the exhaust trick?
>>67375106
>Going off on a fucking kid
>21 yo woman
>"kid"
She actually beat up 14 year old boys in a movie theater once then went ahead and bragged about it on Rogan's podcast.
>>67375055
blonde "attractive" white girl kicking ass, perfectly embodies what americans want, a "badass" girl
people like the idea of ronda so they get on board without having seen much of her and overlooking her severe flaws
Now that the PED banning is more serious than ever, I think Phil Davis could easily become the new LHW champion of the UFC if he ever decides to come back, or if the UFC ever decides to pay its fighters.
>>67375136
Kinda sad that Lawlor is done as a fighter.
>>67375187
turkroach pls go
>>67375206
>Phil Davis
>beating Jones
Ya wastemon.
>>67375187
21 is a kid. Yes. If you don't think so, you're probably around that age.
Who beat up the 14 year old? Paige or Ronda?
>>67375238
kek
>>67375251
I'M NOT A KID, YOU DICK
>>67375247
Did you see Jones struggle with OSP?
He's done for. Meanwhile Phil Davis is scarier than ever.
>>67375277
>>67375251
If I'm still a kid then your mom is a pedophile
>>67375191
>>67375311
My mom is like 80. That's fucking gross, dude.
>>67375330
She fucks like a 70 year old
>>67375131
>She has an extremely domineering mother
There are cucks that call her "smart" and "badass".
>>67375058
Pickett and Anderson would have lost if the judges weren't fucktarded
>>67375042
http://www.tmz.com/2016/05/05/paige-vanzant-rousey-incident-was-shocking-unnecessary/
>>67375347
You're a brave man. I wouldn't want my dick anywhere near a chick that age.
>>67375351
say what you will about Rousey's mom, but her 3 daughters are all very driven and successful people
clearly she did something right
>>67375251
Kids aren't allowed to drink or star in pornos. Paige is.
>>67375251
Btw, I'm turning 27 this month and it was Ronda.
>>67374973
miesha really looks like animu like the other guy said desu
>>67375209
delet...
fingers crossed for mw or lellator/rizin
>>67375414
>The consumption of alcohol and pornography are both explicitly Haram in Islam
Turkey...
>>67375440
My mom agreed with me
>>67375410
It's most likely genetics. But "success" is questionable if it leads to you being miserable and a cunt.
>>67375435
Well, they're immature and make bad choices like kids.
>>67375457
Tell her to write it down and give it to your grandma
>>67375440
is it ok if I give it to your mom instead?
>>67375453
Do I look like Erdogan, cuck canuck?
Also, this is America.
https://twitter.com/SBNLukeThomas/status/728389840786591745
What did he mean by this
>>67374828
give image or webm NOW
Caption this /heem/
>>67374828
liar
>>67375517
arab bbw
>>67373630
Miesha's win was phenomenal. A real true-life "Rocky" moment. Loved it.
Hope she can stay champ for several more fights. Would LOVE to see her beat Ronda. That would be epic.
>>67375462
She's literally made millions and become a worldwide icon by the age of 29. That's too exceptional to be downplayed because she's emotionally unstable
>>67375517
I CAN BE YOUR HERO BABY
I CAN KISS YOU
I WILL STAND BY YOU FOREVER
>>67375445
I doubt he'll do either Bellator or Rizin.
He's dealing with some nasty complications from concussions. Which is super shitty.
I think he'll fight again, but I really don't want to see him suffer more head trauma if he's randomly getting dizzy and puking on the street.
>>67375517
Now you understand the pain of Armenia.
>>67375544
that will be awesome desu
>>67375560
apparently ufc is sending him to some facility to see whats up. he really wanted to be on 200, feels bad man...
>>67373587
If Ronda loses to Tate, she will be mentally destroyed forever.
If she somhow beats Tate again, she will then fight Holm or Cyborg, lose, and get mentally destroyed forever.
So Ronda's future is bleak.
Would have loved to have seen a Ronda-Holm battle for #1 contender spot. Surprised the UFC is throwing Holm against a nobody next.
>>67375766
I wouldn't be surprised if Ronda beat Tate and retired.
She's definitely never fighting Cyborg, that much is certain.
How will you feel when after Honda's suicide we'll learn she was dealing with deep depression for a long time ?
>>67375562
Armenians are gross and all the men are sketchy dudebros who reek of 1 Million, and the women are all clubwhores.
Turkey should've finished the job.
>>67375369
This proves nothing.
>>67374962
ahem
>>67375833
so why would Paige be lying?
>>67375833
are you from the RIDF or something?
this is how she's always acted to everyone
she takes everything extremely personally
also she has problems with those she perceives to be attractive women
Look at how crisp Phil Davis is on his feet now.
If he ever came back to the UFC, he would be p4p contender.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frYh197kti4
>>67375686
Hope he pulls through fellow filthy bro.
>>67375828
>and the women are all clubwhores.
Or sketchy feminists like Sarkeesian/Kasparian.
>>67375929
To be fair, they were probably clubwhores when they were younger.
>>67375560
Probably just a brain tumor
>>67375888
>also she has problems with those she perceives to be attractive women
Does this include Miesha?
PVZ, Miesha...who else?
>>67375828
>>67375929
the armenians i know are pretty cool desu. maybe (in america at least) it's a coast thing? we all know california turns people into garbage but the rhode island/boston ones are nice and make me bbq.
>>67375926
same here canabro, same here
>>67375921
>tfw phil davis uses 4chan
>>67375888
>also she has problems with those she perceives to be attractive women
That's gonna be a problem if she goes to Hollywood full time
Paige confirmed mieshas story
>In a statement to TMZ Sports, VanZant says, "It appears that I offended Ronda by congratulating Holly after her victory. The incident was very shocking and totally unnecessary."
>>67375967
Arianny, Kim Kardashian just off the top of my head
>>67376026
>>67375824
Don't think it justifies her behavior.
>>67374824
Is that a shaved Jon Fitch
>>67375766
That last picture on the left looks just like Nathan
>>67375824
Depression is the least of her worries.
>>67376092
It would inform her behavior. Justification is a social construct.
>>67375000
>>67376137
"Ronda you're a ten" - Joe Rogan
>>67375000
picked the round
>>67376085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTC46ACS3v8
>>67376199
When she cuts weight and trains, she ain't bad tbqhwy
But a 10 is laughable
>>67375000
Diaz, method and round
