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UPCOMING EVENTS:
5/4: TUF Season 23 EP 3
(((STARTS AT 7 PM PDT, 10 PM EDT, 3 AM BST)))
5/6: ONE FC 41 (Lee vs Yamaguchi)
5/7: Invicta 17 (Evinger vs Schneider)
5/8: UFC FN 87 (Overeem vs Arlovski)
5/13: GLORY 30 (Marcus vs Jacoby)
5/14: UFC 198 (Werdum vs Miocic)
5/14: Lellator 154 (Davis vs King Mo)
5/15: EFN: Saint Petersburg
5/20: Lellator 155 (Carvalho vs Manhoef)
5/21: Venator FC 3 (Palhares vs Meek)
5/26: EFN 48: Moscow
5/27: ONE FC: Kingdom of Champions (Amnuaysirichoke vs Naito)
5/29: UFC FN 88 (Almeida vs Garbrandt)
6/4: UFC 199 (Weidman vs Rockhold)
6/12: Pancrase 278 (Sunabe vs Haita)
6/17: ONE FC (TBA)
6/17: Lellator 156 (Galvao vs Dantas)
6/17: WSOF 31 (Ivanov vs Copeland)
6/18: UFC FN 89 (MacDonald vs Thompson)
6/24: Bellator 157 (Jackson vs Ishii)
6/25: GLORY 31 (Vakhitov vs Bouzidi)
7/1: ONE FC (TBA)
7/7: UFC FN 90 (Dos Anjos vs Alvarez)
7/8: UFC TUF 23 Finale (Jedrzejczyk vs Gadelha)
7/9: UFC 200 (DC vs Jones 2)
7/10: UFC Hall of Fame Inductions
7/13: UFC FN 91 (TBA)
NEWS:
>UFC Hall of Fame ceremony announced for July 10th
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/2016-ufc-hall-of-fame-inductions-slated-for-july-10-in-las-vegas
>New fights added to UFC FN 90 card
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/ufc-fight-night-90-adds-number-of-new-bouts-including-mike-pyle-vs-alberto-mina
>Nick Hein injured, UFC looking for replacement
http://mmajunkie.com/2016/05/nick-hein-injured-ufc-seeks-replacement-opponent-for-jon-tuck-at-sundays-ufc-fight-night-87-event
schaub
Trump
I'm literally the only choice for a title shot that makes sense
>Nick Hein injured, UFC looking for replacement
I'm hoping they take up Stevie Ray's offer.
Just a reminder that if you are at least 5'4" you should be a heavyweight. NO EXCUSES.
Just a reminder that heavyweight is the most prestigious weight class and the only one that matters.
The heavyweight champion is the only real champions, all other champions and the P4P rankings are fake and are just a marketing tactic.
>>67333073
post body or shutup
>>67333175
That's more accurate
if edgestonia shows and that fight happens winner becomes champ
>>67333211
Eww you weirdo
The UFC hall of fame isn't working out as planned, I can guarantee you that. Most of the lads on the list are in a rough patch with the UFC currently. Dana doesn't wanna hear a word about Tito, Randy or Bonnar. Don't give them credit since they're only gonna backlash you.
>>67333251
>eww
This is an international fight club. You have to post your body for the VS.
I have very reliable sources that tell me Michael Chiesa and Tony Ferguson will headline Fight Night 91 in South Dakota
>>67333326
He's allowed to wear a full body rash guard, if he wants
>>67333339
Sure, but he cant have it on in the VS photo
>>67333326
Im not giving you pictures of my body
Youre probably gonna jerk off to it before bed every night
>>67333327
That should be very good. Think that's a main event or a co-main?
why is everyone afraid to post their body
>>67333390
Main
>>67333326
Here is the mexican poster
>>67333399
this
>>67333389
its business only senpai, nobody looks at the photos for long
>>67333454
how about that be you, for your future fight with brazil?
Seriously though, if you want to talk shit post your body, you're not getting on the card without 1 photo
>>67333399
Because they may turn into a short-lived meme like boobsbro.
>He isn't excited for Hall vs Silva
how can you even claim to like MMA
>>67333399
Because they don't look like me
>>67333707
It will either be very exciting or just 15 minutes of feints.
>Johny Hendricks
>>67333931
they'll look like feints to the uninitiated but it will actually be high level memeing
>>67334181
this has to be shopped.
>>67334181
anyone still on the bigg rigg diet?
>>67334253
It's not. The two twinks above caused you to forget what a real man looks like.
>>67334304
What's the full Bigg Rigg diet?
>>67334416
Miesha Tate
>>67334468
>>67334181
He should be fighting at heavyweight, just like everyone else that is at least 5'4".
>>67334468
Miesha "Tatas" Tate
>>67334649
>ywn see Hendricks heem the shit out of Todd Duffee
>>67334649
He's got like a 30 inch reach.
>>67334724
if you've just tried to say "tits" in Spanish, it's "tetas", not "tatas"
Why is MMA such a meme sometimes?
>>67334591
>>67334893
wew
>>67334822
>letting a girl take your back and choke you so you can jerk off to it later
i like it
>>67334859
because its a joke of a sport with trailer trash competitors who get famous after 10 fights at the grange hall
>>67334401
3 steaks a day, MINIMUM, if you want to get Bigg
No salad
No bananas
Only green stuff going in you is the grass from the beef and butter
>>67322371
We're getting bullied again
>>67334944
bang me right now bro
>>67335032
The best way to combat a bully is to ignore them.
>>67335061
>>67334859
> Diaz's taunt to save face when losing
No fighter that is at least 5'4" will have no excuse for not being a heavyweight when I, standing only 5'10", become the first american to be the number 1 HW kickboxer in a year or two.
>>67333713
how is it even possible that your ribcage is so small
>>67335080
one of my favorite things about Nate's fight with Rory
(diaz bros are my antiboys)
>>67335116
webbum version
Post your antiboys
>Josh Coscheck
>Tony Ferguson
>Conor McGregor (very recent addition)
>Randy Brown
>>67335157
myles "bellator" jury
>>67335126
Rory tossing Nate like a child was great.
https://youtu.be/2UM2fbBz8Nc
>>67335157
Jon Jones
TJ Dillashaw
Tony Ferguson
Every Brazilian fighter
>>67333713
G A S
A
S
>>67335199
BASED RORY
NATE KEK DIAZ BTFO
>>67335157
Any fighter who thanks Jesus except for Mark Hunt cause he's an inspiration for fat men everywhere
>>67335199
>when he tried to flex on Rory after the bell and Rory just walks back to his corner all stoically
>>67335199
>>67335235
How do you feel about Khabib
>>67335199
>Nate Diaz
>http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/5/3/11582024/phoenix-jones-caros-fodor-booked-for-brother-vs-brother-fight-at-wsof
Who here would fight their own brother to the death?
>>67335255
He makes me be careful
>>67335270
>Ronda and Cain in the background
>>67335303
i'd heem my brother on TV for free
>>67335315
Good
Be very careful
>>67335199
The way Rory charges up his punches when he has his opponent's back is crazy.
>>67335335
>fight for free
I'd like to have a word with you.
>>67335157
>Khabib "ISIS" Nurmagomedov
>Robbie "Split Decision" Lawler
>Fabricio "cock guy" Werdum
>Luke "you kidding me? won the title at 94" Rockhold
>>67335303
My brother would heem me easily, he's 6'4 230lbs. a BJJ brown belt, and 10 years of kickboxing experience
>>67335303
but he's white?
>>67335303
wtf
>Dan Henderson is still fighting in 2016
>>67335061
full webm
>>67333713
>roiding manlet with stupid face
>>67335116
>>67335145
branko was a legit badass. even mirko was skurred of him.
>>67335898
damn, i need to rewatch this fight now
>>67335825
I have tickets to 199 and that in no way is a letdown for me.
>>67335303
I remember when Caros Fodor was the next big prospect :( I wish the UFC held onto him a bit longer.
>tfw making gains like never before since I started carbing up
Real fite fans are real vegans
I had a dream last night.
*ahem*
>Dream starts midway through fight
>It was Jon Jones vs. Demetrious Johnson
>No octagon, Pride ring (probably because of the weight difference)
>Jon is throwing those oblique kicks at MM and just plain fucking with him
>MM isn't fazed though
>Jon throws a jumping oblique kick
>Rolls his ankle when he lands
>"Jon is hurt Joe."
>Jon looks at the ref for a time out
>Big John, "Keep fighting"
>Jon wobbles to the corner, turning his back on MM
>MM rushes him, jumps and head kicks him in the face ala Yves Edwards/Josh Thompson
>Jones falls backwards on the canvas
>"OH HE'S OUT! He's out!"
>MM follows up with three more punches
>Big John waves it off
>"OH...MY...GOD!"
Wake up.
>mfw It was all a dream.
>>67336160
>>67336160
>>67336369
>>67336160
what's your diet like?
Can someone post the , don't fear me fear my boy picture please
>>67336203
I had a dream that DC heemed Jon in the 2nd round
The first round was mostly even strike for strike wise but Jon landed some big strikes that cut up DC a little
2nd round was pretty boring until a couple minutes when DC landed a giant hook that stunned Jon
Jon tried to grab onto DC and clinch him and get his back but DC landed a spinning elbow which dropped Jon instantly
>>67336160
>tfw ngannou is added to that pic soon
can't wait lads
Had a dream as well
>walking to the octagon
>could feel the corners putting that weird Vaseline on my face
>walk inside
>see my opponent
>it's fucking Diego Sanchez
>we rush to the middle and start swinging like fucking maniacs
>i get dropped
>wake up
That was how my MMA career ended. In my fucking dreams.
http://www.foxsports.com/boxing/story/amir-khan-mma-boxers-hit-harder-canelo-alvarez-050316
would conair get heemed? never heard of this "brit" before
>>67336705
they should've put it on your back and you should've wrestlefucked him lad
>>67335382
kek
>>67336791
Delusional, I'd say a good candidate for hardest puncher of all time is Francisco Filho, he didn't do it often, but when he landed a correct punch, it landed really hard. Knocked my favorite Andy Hug pretty much out cold with this short right, and Andy arguably had the best chin of any of the top K1 fighters at the time.
which mma fighter do you fancy your chances of heeming? (Lets you get a punch first)
i think id fancy my chances at heeming big foot desu
Good morning, heembros. Anything new? Maybe a little hyped for the next event? European event, probably will fuck up my sleep cycle.
>>67336827
reeeee the link is lieng, he's talking about conor. you think he beats conot lad?
>>67336838
Edson Barboza
>Dana wants Conor to fight for the FW belt at 201 or 202
Does Dana not know that 201 is 3 weeks after 200?
And that 202 is barely a month after that?
>>67336869
No, I think Conor would embarrass him, and I don't even like Conor, I only like heavyweights.
>>67335303
You don't form a good brotherly bond if you don't regularly fight with your brother.
>>67336859
not really lad, people were talking about the elections last thread. pretty cancerous. hey atleast p4p goat poster is back eh!
>>67336874
that's what I've been saying for a couple of threads. conor is getting nate 100 percent dude. unless minimendes wants to get heemed again real quick
>>67336894
i used to fight my brother all the time. i went home for the first time in a couple of months last year and he's gotten a lot bigger and taller, i wrestled him to assert dominance kek
>>67336914
>>67336894
Don't your parents get mad?
I only had sisters. Wish I had a brother growing up.
>>67337019
Of course they do, but they're not gonna be around forever, siblings will be with you the longest period. You need to form a very good relationship with them.
>>67336517
>spinning elbow which dropped Jon instantly
wew that definitely was a dream. It'd be awesome if it went down that way.
>>67337019
Forgot the pic.
>>67337019
my brother is 2 years younger, my dad was in the police so in his head i was sort of my brothers superior or some shit. he didn't care as long as we didn't really hurt eachother bad. my mom used to get pissed tho kek. my dad would kick my ass tho if i hit my other brother(like 12 years younger or so).
also, as bangbro said, when i fought my brother we always ended up playing videogames or something after. its just normal for brothers to fight, it happens with lions and shit too
>>67337057
If DC wins, how do you see it going?
>>67337091
not him but i think dc needs to wrestlefuck jon for a couple of rounds then probably heem him late in the 4th. all that muscle really fucked jons cardio
>>67337109
I warned everyone, he shouldn't have gotten ripped, you don't mess with a formula that already works.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvggzvZa_qk
On the fly Ep 2
Germaine de Randamie
>>67337072
My brother used to fuck me up bad, broke my nose and such.
But it's fine I don't hold grudge.
I subbed him once or twice tho.
Totally cool with brothers as I see it.
How do I UFC?
Who's the best UFC?
Which UFC should I pick to be my husbando/waifu?
>>67337210
yes
>>67337210
>Who's the best UFC?
Conor "The Notorious" McGregor
>>67337210
>How do I UFC
Carb
>Who's the best UFC
Mac Danzig
>Which UFC should I pick
Schaub
>>67337228
I heard he was a meme fighter and that he retired.
>You will never join the memetrain
>>67337238
OK. I'll test out those UFC's and eat carbs. You better not be memeing me.
first for jeff
>>67337257
Isn't his UFC retired?
>>67337276
'no'
>>67337282
I checked his UFC. He is still fighting Nat Diaz. I thought they both retired their UFC?
Has any1 heemed or been heemed by a sibling?
>>67337454
My brother knocked my tooth out once, I heemed him in return and took hit back and bit him in the shoulder blades
>>67337454
My bro once punched me real hard above ear and I fell and fell on my other ear on a metal heater lying behind.
When everyone bashes the 189ers and you are 183er because of Ronda Rousy.
>>67337790
I took the first ever Jeet Kune Do class
I'm a fight fan since the beginning
I got my kick from Steven segal
>>67337511
ouch br0, hope it didn't cause any lasting damage
Genki Sudo taught me meme magic.
>You've won your third pro fight and this guy goes up to you and slaps you three times, what do you do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LIZgkjGBeYc
>>67333198
You don't like seeing 5ft8" Conor McGregor fight baby Aldo?
>>67337835
Nah
>>67337878
It would be an honour.
>tfw u will never punch a reporters microphone
/hue/ edition content:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jxvbmJJ4CuI
How's Conor's MENTAL HEALTH?
He's turned into a full blown cuckold on Twitter.
Soon he'll beg Nate to impregnate his woman and touch his butt.
Conor's going to be a fun documentary on 30 for 30 going broke and ragged.
The meme is dead lads, it'll die in obscurity a couple of years from now.
Funny how fast no one gave a shit about the potato muncher.
>>67337454
my big sister chokeslammed me when I was 8 months old thinking I was a new doll
>>67336002
rewatch what? Silva not engaging and avoiding losing the fight even those he was high on roids?
He didn't want any part of Nate once he got tagged.
Can't fight the Griffins and Bonnars for the rest of your life, eh Silva?
>>67337960
His name is Nick, he's not his younger brother you goon
>>67337944
he made a troubling instagram post today. he really wants to beat my cholo boy. nate is in his head like nobody ever has been
when he replied to 6 minutes of conor trash talking with okay motherfucker, we'll see motherfucker on fox and then said he was a rich kid and didn't deserve to fight because it's for normal people, it's the first time i've seen Conor genuinely affected by another fighter's words to him.
as Pierre says S H O O K
>>67337944
>entire MMA community hanging off his one tweet a couple weeks ago
>>67333175
I'm only racist against the ones who deserve it.
>>67337454
my little sister threw a textbook at my head and it knocked me out cold
>>67338028
THE POWER OF MATH
>>67338028
i stabbed my sister with a paring knife as a lad
good times
>>67337454
I put my big brother on rnc, he tapped. Really disappointed me desu.
Does anyone have Paige Dancing With the Stars webms? I need to appreciate an artform i'm unfamiliar with.
>>67338028
Trudeau tier chin m8
>>67337454
i challenged my brother to a fight after we visited our fathers grave while on acid and consumed a handle of whisky and he started crying and so did I shortly after.
>>67337790
>tfw 183er not even because of Rousey but because you were bored and figured you might as well watch UFC after seeing it was on
Bit of a whim but it was a nice enough card to get me to stay. All felt a bit daunting at first desu with all these fighters and fights to learn and catchup on. Couldn't follow any discussion when /heem/ was talking about fighters because I didn't know shit all or who was who.
Reckon it's better now, still not completely clued up but /heem/ helped me get into it desu
>>67337454
i knocked my cousin out when we were fighting with sock em boppers and i imploded one on her face.
>>67335335
Lol this desu
>>67338080
>people actually unironically dislike mark hunt
>>67335303
fuck i didn't realize this was brought up but >>67338076
i already have
>>67338107
hating hunto is a meme.
Who are the cunts /heem/ memeing in the rogan thread on /tv/
>>67338107
These people don't exist.
>>67336838
I'd Hermes Paige Van Sant, with a straight right to the face.
>>67338145
>>>/tv/69084310
pretty funny desu
/tv/ always reks joe for some reason
>>67338145
>(You)
>>67338145
>>>/tv/69090699
what's wrong with you m8
>>>/tv/69090699
ahhhhhhhhhh such a fucking try hard little bitch
>>67338183
>>67338171
>>67338170
These early morning (you)'s. Feeling generous here are some for you guys.
>>67334840
shut up
>>67335078
you mean the worst
>>67327865
nice
>>67331783
For some reason all the dutch girls I've ever met are really fun, free spirited and just all around based
>>67337454
I punched my sister in the face once. She was bigger than me at the time. Realised I fucked up and ran away.
>>67338266
>>67338335
Dutch girls ftw.
>>67333002
>that wall of 20 upcoming events
Woah woah settle down there lad, do you really think people care about events that is 3 months away? There's even like 5 on that list that don't even have a main event decided yet
>>67337257
He should grow that cut back, looks pretty handsome desu
>>67338335
>I punched my sister in the face once.
dude that's fucked
this has been on my computer for a bit and I don't remember making it but I'm pretty sure I was drunk and I like it.
>>67338437
He has.
>>67338472
Is that thing on the left two guys grappling?
Or two midgets having a fistfight?
You guys realize if (big if) Conor wins the rematch he'll be even bigger than he was before right? Probably a bunch of normies talking about overcoming obstacles and how inspirational he is, etc.
The meme isn't dead just yet lads
>>67338501
I wouldn't be surpised by either interpretation.
Had a dream that Schaub was one of my lecturers and came in wearing pink pants. Was talking about team spirit and his days as a football player.
>>67338423
best way to keep hype is repetition, though i agree it shouldn't go further then 6 weeks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWlmXsrhnZ8
>>67338504
>champagnepapi
>>67338522
beautiful dream bro, thank you for sharing.
>>67338543
why is Edgy Brah wearing a rashguard outside a jiu jitsu gym?
>>67338579
Literally always ready to roll it up
Both in terms of jiu jitsu and dude weed lmao
>>67338579
why not bro
Just got back into /heem/
Is Cain kill? I haven't watched UFC since he got rekt in Mexico City
>>67338613
Nah he's getting ready to rematch Werdum
>Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again, Jon
>>67338465
I was 9 or something
It was a pretty shitty punch as well, like a right hand arm jab
>>67338611
Whenever Joe wears his beard this way and wears a hat, he reminds me of my father... I HATE my father.
>>67338472
>>67338613
he hasn't fought since then, neither has werdum, injuries, they were going to rematch, and the injury and it was going to be stipe/werdum, but injury, now in a few weeks they actually will do stipe/werdum
cain is fighting the actual big browne, not the manlet sized retired brown
>>67338711
Ty anon
>>67338611
is eddie bravo part asian?
>>67338792
Possibly
Chinese emigrated to mexico originally in the late 1800s
>>67338504
>if Conor wins
i hate being a hipster searching out no-name polish bitches like Joanna Jedrycyk She has extremely good boxing though I think Tecia or Claudia Gadelha beat her easily.. I hope someone lame and boring like Luiz Cane or Robbie Lawler comes back from the dead and wins the WW title after GSP retires.
>>67338830
conor will play around with nate and put him away.
mark my words.
cap this.
>>67338504
>bigger than he was before right
Nah lol. He's irredeemable.
>>67338880
Conor will win via S.D.
>>67338853
whoa, is this a post from 2010?
#whitebelt
— Nathan Diaz (@NateDiaz209) May 2, 2016
>>67338958
Conor is actually a brown belt you stupid junkie, he controlled you on the ground until he gassed.
got a few more diaz webms to share, only got a few more fights to do then I'll do a poll on who to do next.
Shogun/Vitor/Sanchez is what I have in mind
>>67339003
>>67339017
>>67333713
This is what a man who roids and barely trains looks like. Why even bother?
>>67339028
>>67338973
>he controlled you on the ground until he gassed.
So is the patatoe nigger going to fight or what?
>>67339042
prove me wrong. Diaz went for a takedown in the first immediately got swept and stayed on the bottom until the end of the round
>>67339038
>>67339053
>>67338973
Are you a real person?
>>67335270
>still wasn't out
Alright gentlemen, we've been over the rules, protect yourselves at all time, follow my instructions at all time, we expect a clean fight, touch gloves and make it official.
>>67338543
God damn Eddie has a melon on him.
>>67339094
>>67339053
You realize Nate is incredibly comfortable off his back, right? He let himself be rolled over because he felt comfortable attacking from that position
Any /FANZANTS/ know when she will be making her fighting return?
https://www.instagram.com/paigevanzantufc/?hl=en
>>67339171
Never. Fighters become fighters because they are slaves without a choice or a solid plan B. She freed herself already, going back to fighting is pointless. Now she dances on high heels.
>>67339053
>Nate Pulls Conor into guard
>Conor spends like 30 seconds trying to ground 'n pound
>Nate starts breakdancing
>Conor lands two minor punches
>controlled
>>67339184
reminds me of that brit who submitted verbally because he couldn't get the leg lock
>>67339202
Who the fuck rushes forward with his eyes closed? MMA is shit tier sport for shit boxers and shit wrestlers
>>67339191
What event is this, or do you have any names? My wife wants to fuck that bull
The only reason Aikido isn't allowed in the UFC is because it would embarass too many of their """"athletes""""
A competent aikidoka could literally beat any UFC champ alive today
>Conor doesn't even meme about winning anymore, just promises to toy with Nate
Nate has his tombstone ready.
>>67339287
Conan is huge tbqh
Fighters you hate?
Jose Aldo
>>67339349
>that bader '''''''''''''''''fight''''''''''''''''''''
>>67339208
heem sleepy
