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News: ufc.com
old thread:
>>67344970
oh and fuck Schuab
Reminder generals are cancer and all of you who post in here (except me) are vermin and drains on society for coming to an anime board for legit sports discussion lol
>>67360420
second for baba
The True Previous Thread, for those concerned: >>67355236
4th for Claudia
>>67360420
>News: ufc.com
>not google.com
>>67363289
>nowkiss.jpg
>>67360420
good op op
Gunnar Nelson yesterday
>>67363289
Based bitch
>>67363294
Basic bitch
Conor just wanted to insipre you anon ;_;
>>67363308
Mid-Transformation
>>67363317
and now
>>67363332
*and new!
let me take ur pics while real predictionbro is gone forever
>>67363405
lad you're supposed to post the main card with your post
And he's not gone forever. Don't say that. Maybe it's just his wagecuck issues are pestering him. H..he wouldn't leave without a goodbye, would he?
>>67363423
>>67363405
>that formatting
lol
>>67363405
>>67363428
RHEEM
Big Foot
Tumenov
Germaine
Barroso
Kowalckjfkfkcvftfufvicz
>>67363436
i'll heem you
>>67363449
>>67363405
dude come on bro, at least post the fight card
dont be this fucking shit or i'll do the picks myself
>>67363428
I meant like this, but that's fine
Main Card:
Alistair Overeem vs. Andrei Arlovski
Stefan Struve vs. Antonio Silva
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Anna Elmose vs. Germaine de Randamie
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Jo Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>67363460
If by heem you mean give me oral, ok.
>>67363436
leave him alone he's stepped up this time
>>67363483
being predictioncuck ain't easy
>>67363405
Overeem via 1st round KO
Struve via 1st round KO
Tumenov via decision
GdR by decision
Krylov by 1st round T/KO
KK by decision
>>67363480
shut up
>>67363405
Overeem via 1st round KO
Struve via 1st round KO
Tumenov via 3rd round TKO
GdR by decision
Krylov by 1st round T/KO
KK by decision
>>67363405
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Elmose
Krylov
Karolina
>>67363405
2 of those are mine
what is the max we can give you?
Alright you goofs, sorry I'm a little late.
As always I am taking picks on all main card fights.
Andrei Arlovski vs. Alistair Overeem
Antonio Silva vs. Stefan Struve
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Germaine de Randamie vs. Anna Elmose
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>67363504
fuck off
>>67363405
shit, I forgot a fight, post this next one over it pls
>>67363405
Reem via R2 KO
Bigfoot via R1 KO
Tumenov via 30-26, 30-26, 30-25 UD
Germaine via spicy dutch muay thai R1 TKO
Krylov via R1 TKO
Karolina via UD
>>67363533
IWAS
INLAS
VEGAS
WHENTHENOG
EIRABROTHERS
FIRST
TOUCH
EDDOWN
INAMERICA
THEREWASA
BUS
THISISATRUESTORY
THEREWAS
A
BUS
Main Card:
Alistair Overeem vs. Andrei Arlovski
Stefan Struve vs. Antonio Silva
Gunnar Nelson vs. Albert Tumenov
Anna Elmose vs. Germaine de Randamie
Francimar Barroso vs. Nikita Krylov
Heather Jo Clark vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz
>>67363526
1
>>67363533
fuck off free you goof
>>67363544
>>67363549
fixed
>Work on a holiday
>Gyms close for the holiday
This is what is holding german mma back, in american gyms you can go to the gym 24/7
>he picked post-usada bigfoot
top kek lol
>>67363405
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Elmose
Krylov
>>67363533
>arlovski via being heemed but coming back from the death and heeming overeem
>silva via jungle juice
>albert via heem
>germaine because i got no idea who the other bitch is
>krylov via gnp
>Kowalkiewicz via dec
>>67363405
Black Shrek
Stefan the Spooky Skele
Germaine
Nikita
Karolina Koarololoswkiriski
>>67363571
post struve finishing miocic
>>67363606
add gunni/tumenov lad
>>67363621
dont have it offhand, maybe someone else does or i can download the fight
>>67363606
>>67363624
>>67363606
AWWWWWW FUG
My boy Tumenov with a filthy HEEM in the second round.
>>67363621
>>67363636
i'm downloading it now, will webm soon
>>67363643
youre a fucking goof make 1 post with all your picks, not 2 separate ones
jesus christ you ppl are retarded
>>67363558
Overeem
Struve
Tumenov
Elmose
Krylov
Kowalkiewicz
>>67363668
it's okay i am accommodating for his fuck up like a good fake prediction bro
>People ITT think that Conor could beat RDA or Kebab
>>67363533
piss off
>>67363558
thanks lad
>>67363693
i love that sneaky lead hook
great combo as well
1
1
12
12, delayed 3
silky smooth
>>67363681
i'm >>67363591 btw, first set didn't have Kowalkiewicz on it
>>67363706
o fuck okay
>>67363668
Why have you become a Burger now? Got b&?
>>67363394
uhhh no. he cant get passed maia.
>>67363317
JUST
>>67363703
Nate "145ers killer" Diaz
Who is your favourite MMA personality and why is it Eugene Robinson?
>>67363874
Mine is Conor McGregor because I think he's very funny xD
Who is Eugene Roberts?
>>67363890
Kid Nate's (founder of BloodyElbow) bull, his podcasts are pretty terrible.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxpU_itUxjA
Any webm requests? I'm bored
>>67363879
accidentally cut out the eyepoke
>>67363833
Kek the hory fight was at 170 too
>>67363938
Bas vs Randleman two legends fighting to a split decision
>>67363946
Herb fucking dean
>>67363890
LET'S GO BOY
LET'S GO BOY
what an ass tier thread
>>67363938
can you cut and upload the stephan bonnar vs krzysztof soszynski fight from ufc 110 to streamable? please i've been wanting to re-watch that fight so bad
also sokoudjou vs arona maybe
krazy horse vs kj noons
mac danzig vs sakurai
>>67363968
Meh, not really webm worthy. I always hated that decision too.
>>67364026
I'll give it a go, my upload speeds are pretty shit desu
>>67364033
oh alright man that's cool you'll have some nice /heem/s there maybe?
>>67364042
thanks bb, i love /heem/ desu
>RDA roasting McGoober on social media right now
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
>>67364072
powerful american with the live update on them tweets
>>67363938
Leban and Sexyama both in Zombie mode. Low key, top 10 spicy banger.
>>67364045
I definitely want to get a lot of the early UFC heems along with pride.
WEC has some spicy bangers too
Is there any good way to download videos off fight pass?
pls don't tell uncle dana
>>67364080
>>67364094
Aw hell that ear
>>67364109
He looks happy like a toddler who pooped his pants and is proud of it
>>67364094
Let's get some old Aldo webms from his days fighting in Brazil, he was killing fools
Not one poster here can beat me
>>67364132
I'd heem you into a living death
>>67364138
Where you at?
>>67364146
Omw, I'll do you a solid to. Afterwards, I'll buy you a beer so we can get into a spicy bar banger.
>>67364168
>dodging questions after talking shit
Forever a pussy
>>67364094
i have the wec package, but none of the ufc's if you could tell me where to get a bundle that would be cool
and i could do wec webms i guess since its all i got
>>67364109
This is cyberbullying
>>67364107
italybro has some python script to do it, ask him
>>67364109
oh my
absolutely rekt
>>67364128
>>67363571
tbph I hope I'm wrong, I like Struve much more than that dumbass bigfoot
>>67364109
oh wow shitting on someone who is learning and not afraid to show it and who gives a fuck which way the fucking belt is tied
i used to like RDA but i have lost hespect for him
>>67364198
Man Leben had an incredible chin. It would have sustained so much longer with smarter fighting skills. Alas, he would have been invincible
>>67364188
Nigger I said on my way you fucking faggot. I was gonna buy you a beer, but now I'm just gonna by you a fucking coffin. You better hope my fucking car breaks down otherwise I'm shitting down your throat.
>>67364220
well struve has proven he has a great chin, even when hunt shattered it he didnt go out
bigfoot on the other hand
also this is a home fight for struve, time for him to show out
>>67364238
>>67364223
>who gives a fuck how a belt is tied
On a scale of You to (You), how autistic are you?
>>67364234
it would have sustained longer if he hadnt of gotten hardcore into opiates/prescription pain killers
poor guy lost his career and nearly his life to addiction
i actually did a video about him and his struggles 5 years ago and called it tbqphwy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DW-C8HXFA7s
before most of you were even born
>>67364235
You have no idea where i am
>>67364250
>>67364215
why does this nigga have a golden crotch pocket?
>tfw remember thinking Silly "Snek" Dilly was resurrection of Cruz but Cruz btfo'd us all
>>67364234
>that webm happened here in Charlotte
That's why the CIAA tournament needs to relocate.
>>67364277
I've been triangulating you this whole time
>>67364253
>muh gi
>muh special uniform that means a lot lol
move on lads where rash vests now and leggings when they roll
>>67364086
Got a few from this, man 116 was a good card.
>>67364198
I got all my bundles from IPTorrents, they're freeleech on there too. I've made a little webm of that bonnar fight for now, but I'll upload it at night or something when my upload speeds aren't so shitty.
faber beats cruz right /heem/?
>>67364296
Where am i
>>67364280
>>67364312
Hiding like a bitch
>>67364307
>>67364308
don't know, famalam. faber got old, usada hit him hard.
>>67364307
alright bro, good looking out
>>67364323
Just running your mouth like a pussy. I never hide, im unfuckingbeatable.
Diego Sanchez vs Karo Parisyan webm?
I met Joe Rogan and Dana after a UFC event a while ago, I went with my girlfriend. When we approached them Joe looked at me, then at my girlfriend and said, "The fuck you doing with this stupid cunt? Get with this dick or get heem'd you whore." I was completely shocked and didn't know if he was joking so I stood in silence just not sure of what to say. Then a voice was heard from behind him "Oh Joe you found another goofball?", "Yeah Dana, this one looks like a complete dick head, his girlfriend is pretty banging though, I'd fuck her asshole", "Oh yeah, maybe we should fill his girlfriend's ass with goofballs so she'd know how much of a goofball he is". Right at that moment Joe jumped on my girlfriend and pulled her pants down, I tried to stop him but Dana jumped on me and held me down. He started whispering in my ear "She's gonna get the goofballs and you ain't going to do a thing about it!" I watched on in horror as my girlfriend stared at me in the eyes as Joe undressed her and rammed his fingers up her ass, she was trying to scream but Joe just kept pushing her head down. Joe looked at me and mouthed the words "o-n-n-i-t dot com", It was like a silent movie, I watched as Joe then proceeded to pull out his testicles and forcibly push them into her anus with his hands. Dana who was still holding me down started to squeal into my ear "She's getting the goofballs", he started to twist my nipple as far as it could go, and I could feel blood trickling from it onto my shirt, I felt what I can assume was Dana's boner pushing into my back... I blacked out.
>>67364280
>>67364322
early stoppage 2bh
>herb stops that fight but lets this one go on
>>67364270
good video bro
It is what it is
>>67363260
Thank you for your service.
>>67363448
Is this true in Europe?
>>67364324
>>67364378
>>67364363
Could have been longer with more epic /heem/ memes, more erotic at moment of your gfs penetration so I could get hard. 6/10
>>67363405
Arlovski
Bigfoot
Gunnaez
Elmose
Krylov
Clark
Also pulled this based schaub from 116
>>67364364
herb actually took his sweet ass time stopping that one as well, fucking dopehead can't make up his mind
>>67364374
>Is this true in Europe?
guess not since one of the guys who was surprised by it is from the uk
I'd guess it varies from country to country
Italy is a pain in the ass with everything bureaucracy
>>67364411
It's the case in France too
Goodnight, /heem/
>>67364432
based american psycho
>>67364458
May your dreams be full of heems.
>>67364308
fluke submission
cruz btfo him in their rematch
faber is also old and usada'd, there's no way the same thing will happen again
"It is what it is"
>>67364250
based italy bro how to download from fight pass
>>67364458
night la
Good separate interviews with Brandon Gibson (striking coach at Jackson Wink) and Mark Henry (striking coach for Frankie, Barboza, Weidman, Alvarez)
https://youtu.be/6yFKZXvdA9c
Old Bigfoot would have murdered Struve but post usada he might have a chance
>>67364507
>The way robbie carefully places Lindland's feet together at the end
>>67364527
>no Edmond
D R O P P E D
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>67364505
actually ignore that last one, it might not be portable
updated ufc.py here
http://pastebin.com/hyLt2Yse
>>67364521
That looks way too complicated for a noob like me
>>67364571
Getting tackled by Lesnar must feel like getting hit by a car
>>67364109
RDA is subhuman waste
>I think Edgar will beat McGregor
>>67364545
>>67364569
What is diff between last one?
>>67364570
the shebang was for /usr/local/bin
not all systems will have python there
new one has it in /usr/bin/env so basically wherever it is as long as it's in your $PATH
>>67364697
meant for >>67364667
>>67363558
Overheem
Struve
Tumenov
Randamie
Krylov
Kowalkiewicz
>>67364631
>I rate Fedor
>>67364721
I hate almeida's glasses so much
>>67364697
Will this work on windows 7 if I have python?
>>67364527
>Barboza, Alvarez
In a hypothetical fight between Barboza and Alvarez, would there be feelings between them? Barboza is climbing up the ladder and Eddie is gona wrestlefuck Two Banjos into oblivion. I can see that fight coming miles away. Cap this post.
WHAT A YEAR, LADS.
>>67364757
I think so
Why does /heem/ hate PVZ all of a sudden?
>>67364765
>only edgelords hate PVZ
she is my QT monkeyfu
>>67364764
cheers m8
>>67364764
If you donate blood near the uni they give you a free med certificate with ecg.
>>67364765
>all of a sudden
>Implying
>>67364765
>all of a sudden
>>67364765
Angry that she has a new boyfriend.
>>67363299
Oh god dont show the 2 girls kissing. Just go to the next camera where 2 people are kicking the shit out of each other with blood everywhere.
>>67364765
I can never hate a white blond girl, famalam. No matter how bad she looks.
>>67363533
First we had thread wars, now we have prediction wars. Great.
>>67363299
>>67363874
i hate him because he's voting for hillary clinton, i liked him until i heard him say it
>>67364841
>Giving (you)'s to tripfags
Not in /heem/ son
>>67364828
>desi "people"
I used to have a crush in JJ but TUF portrays her as a rude bully.
Claudia is cool and cute, though.
>>67364828
>white blond girl
please stop with this meme and stick to talking about Mixed Martial Arts. Which card are you looking for to most this year?
>>67364793
gl lad
>>67364810
might do that
hopefully I don't get aids
you done with exams?
>>67364765
>all of a sudden
She was gathering hate even before the Rose fight mate, it seemed sudden to me then, now it's just normal. I wish people would stop just posting her Instagram page for easy (You)'s though
>>67364850
Why do they feel obliged to talk about President Idol on an mma progress.
Makes it unlistenable desu
>>67364868
199
can't wait for my boy to shut everyone up, plus I like cruz too.
>>67364868
Rockhold vs Weidman II
undercard looking good too
>>67364877
ugh the (you) thing is just as bad as tripfags just stop talking about it
>>67364884
What will you do when weedman's IQ drops 25 points after he gets punished?
>>67364884
>>67364887
>tfw 2 of your BOYS are fighting at 199 AND it's on your birthday
Going to be sweet desu
>>67364898
You, shut up, now.
>>67364898
Ur opinion=wgaf
>>67364841
i'm the real picksbro, you're taking everything i work for mother fucker
on a separate note, has there ever been a greater martial artist than a prime anderson silva?
anyone know what that sweep is called?
>>67364901
Early happy birthday.
>>67364898
it's already unironically under 100
Is anybody else here missing fights because mother's day? Feels bad desu
This is dana's fault for not caring about his mom.
>>67364898
Since when is weidman called weedman?
>>67364939
>tfw I live 1000 kms away from my mother
So no
>>67364920
Who the fuck is that jobber that couldnt complete a single against Anderson?
>>67364939
fake fightfan
>>67364920
That's just a modified switch.
>>67364939
You think that feels bad? Imagine not talking to your mom for like 4 years. You're a piece of shit son for whining about missing fight night # whatever to be with your mom on mother's day.
>>67364923
Thanks Bangbro
>be you
>receive this text from your gf
>"hey babe dont forget my fight is this weekend"
Wat do?
>>67364901
hope you have a good birthday m8
>>67364984
watch the fight, i guess?
How does Cormier win?
>>67364984
wonder when i got a phone
>>67365009
jbj cagerust
jbj gasses for too much muscle
gets his dick sucked.
tfw we'll never see this Silva again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmaLlldu6Yc
>>67365009
If I was Danielle, I'd just clinch Jones and whisper him on the ear how much of a sociopathic scumbag piece of filth he is. Then I'd proceed to eyepoke him and 12 to 5.999 elbows, and finally I'd grab that [spoiler]cock[/spoiler] leg and try to lock it as tight as I could. If it doesn't work, then fuck it, I'll stand and bang and try to 29-28 him.
>>67365036
49-48*
>>67364870
No, I finish on monday, anyways we gonna roll or what?
>>67365045
48-47*
>>67365009
push jones so he gass out, and wrestle fuck him for 5 round
>>67365052
I dunno man, I'd rather just kick your ass
>>67363432
You can just see how slow McGoobz is at that weight.
If they were to fight again at that weight, same shit is bound to happen.
>>67365064
Even on my worst day i'd split decision the fuck out of you
>>67363299
there are no judges on the street.
Never forget that ONE MAN transformed the feddaweit division from basically glorified Bum Fights to seven figure paydays.
That is charisma.
>>67363432
that little smirk at the end makes me laff every time
>>67365079
Seriously though, not even sure I wanna start BJJ at all, vaguely considering sign up for MT at this point, not really too dedicated though
Also not sure what my plans for next weekend are, might go back home.
>>67365100
Then how do they get to their car from the court house?
NO ENGLISH CHAMP THEY SAID
https://twitter.com/LCFC/status/728246414623510528
>>67364986
desu i'll probably just be on /heem/
n..nothing better than that, r..right?
>>67365130
would kante beat mightymouse?
>>67365130
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
>>67365162
spending it with you bros
nothing wrong with that
>>67365162
Whereabouts ye from lad me mate Rocko and I can scoop ye up after the gym. Have a bit of the old stag night, innit?
>>67363879
Those uppercuts
>>67365175
Can't see him doing 125 desu
But even at catchweight, fuck no. He wouldn't gass ever, but MM would heem him or transform him into McTappy
>>67363432
all you haters are just begrudgers conor didnt even lose he wasnt taking the fight seriously he was winning
until nate did a choke on him they should be banned its no different from a poke in the eye or biting nate just
wanted to roll around on the floor stand up and fight proper it wasnt even a proper fight anyway it was just an
exhibition or a spar you cant lose a spar begrudgery he may have lost but he is the best thing to ever happen to
mma in many ways he saved the sport only a few whiny begrudgers will say negative things about him nate got lucky
as well and choking isnt even a proper fighting technique in my opinion it's like biting or kicking someone in the
groin nate was scared so he used a choke on him very unsportmanlike he's not a real sportman like conor he is just
a thug
>>67364109
lol whos this loser just a begrudger conor will make more money on his own than the whole ufc put together no problem
conor will come back stronger in the rematch and kill nate just letthem fucking fight ok nate doesnt stand a chance now
conner is prepared he will easily win just let him back in already for fucks sake he is the whole reason ufc got popular again
fuck dana and fuck the ufc hes better off without them he will probably end up buying the ufc anyway hahaha fucking let
them fight asshole
>>67365219
>>67365201
Get a dog, bro
>>67365110
Never forget that ONE MAN transformed Conor into a basic bitch.
That is manliness.
>Morning /heem/
>All those yurop flags
Don't forget to pray to Allah
is there a fight companion this weekend?
>>67365285
Hermano, they are proxy flags with very weak trollfu.
>>67365117
dont be scared homie, just a little rolling
>mfw Evangelista Cyborg is on a Bellator card despite having a deleted chin and being 21-16
>>67365310
>GSP meets /heem/
>>67365322
>Implying
GSP is not THAT MUCH taller than me m8
>>67365337
muhammed plz
>>67365313
he won though
>>67365310
What a fucking autistic loser. Spends his free times studying dinosaurs and shit.I bet he's never had a gf. The other guy has a cool hat and seems ready to work.
http://youtu.be/68cMTOnCGKw
Tim says his next fight is the biggest of his career.
Rematch with Romero?
>>67365373
gsp is super cool dude
who /bulking/ here?
i'm up from 155 to 187
>>67365378
his goatee looks like a ballsac
>>67365373
>Having hobbies
>autistic
>>67365373
Could you make it any more obvious?
>>67365383
I'm already cutting yo
regularly 219, currently 208
get on my level
>>67365381
>>67365405
>>67365407
>I like dinosaurs
