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Old thread: >>67337664
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Some potential in Sweden tonight lads
Why does /bet/ not have anyone that can even compete with the shrewdness of Reddit?
pic related
Need a lot of PSG goals urgently
>>67343238
AWFUL OP
One of the worst /bet/ threads I've seen in a very long time.
Delete this.
Need 3 from PSG pmsl
3-1 yesterday with my new system
Athletics +105
Indians -187
Red Sox -104
Rays ( Large ) -160
>>67343336
>New system
Randomly picking baseball lines @ 1.8
"Look guys I'm up a few over one day therefore this system works and will always be profitable"
Please leave.
really going to need atleast 2 psg goals, getting BTFO in morbid ways. couldn't get the single corner needed in 50 minutes earlier and shortly after my tear canals start flowing due to an equaliser 2 minutes past the initial added time
BATE FH -0.5
@2.0
MED
Trump @1.04 on betfair
love free money tbqh so much value
444444444444444444444444
ALLEZ POUTAINES
Cybu you really want a large on bate ht?
bit risky, i'd rather go med
>>67343523
Should score 4 now, goal is coming
I went Large, now i would go SMED
>>67343523
Whenever I've bet on BATE they have been exceedingly poor, in the first half at least.
They'll probably come back in the second half and score 3
>>67343269
>fixing
>>67343547
should have scored 3 times already desu
Molde goals when.....
CITY vs MADRID
/BET/ - WHAT'RE YOUR PUNTS?
>>67343578
Bad bet, not happening. People should check teams themselves
>>67343578
You've been mafia'd there friend
We all spotted it from a mile off when he was lying about teamsheets
>>67343584
Madrid -2.5 @4
>>67343578
111111111111111
>>67343603
Nice - where did you get that? I can only find at around 3 on Sky
OMG next chance missed
>Cashout 3min after molde scores goal.
Pmsl no more betting for today
>>67343637
its a fix mate.
>>67343298
>>67343310
Boring, boring samefag
Is it study leave or something?
COLOSSAL increase of greasy sixth formers itt. Stinks of Lynx and Red Bull tbqh
>>67343654
>Cashing out a bet that will come in because you read some shit on /bet/ about le mafia
christ, you're embarrasing.
>>67343584
MAdrid win + BTTS @ 3.25
psg 5 when?
>>67343584
also on Madrid -4 corners handicap @ 2.25
pmsl mcbrutus so loyal, he'd bet on my dick to be over 3 inches if ARP tipped it.
>>67343679
Yeah fuck off bro. They need to score one more goal.
>>67343716
pmsl best post in a while
>>67343689
>MAdrid win + BTTS @ 3.25
done this as well
It's like they don't want the 55555
never used exchange before, clicking the purple box is backing trump @1.04 right? thanks mates
DAC gonna chase on -1 BATE
Don't wanna live in this world if it's not minimum refund
KFUM can't get out their own half, Valerenga 6th corner worth a large
Special staked Madrid to chase
going to be down insane on psg slags
>>67343779
pml /bet/ magic
>>67343761
yeah, blue is to back
>>67343807
>6th corner
had a mare here lads
>>67343818
thanks, but then why are so many people backing @1.02 and 1.03 when they could do it at 1.04?
Down so much on psg slag goals
>>67343824
Please stop giving away free kicks Valerenga
>>67343842
3 mins added need A I R
>>67343841
The money you see in the blue is all the lay orders waiting for people to back Trump, they haven't been matched yet
>>67343910
Thanks mate
>>67343948
How much you planning on putting on?
hi where are the 365 offer
>>67343910
Whats the money in red?
>>67343964
That's back orders people have placed hoping to get someone to lay it at that price
>>67343956
hes already won, literally free money. 5grand minimum
>>67343956
Can't believe it's still being listed
>>67343584
City SW
ROBOT SUCH A FRAUD
Would love Trump to get assasinated or pull out or something and absolutely btfo of everyone lumping on him at 1.03 when they could've got on at much, much bigger odds
Torns 0ah from here is free money
>>67344072
would love to test your greasy sixthformer chin desu
meme magic is going to happen lids
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/amir-khan-use-leicesters-premier-7887923
>molde
JUST
>>67344072
That sounds like a threat. Reported to the FBI.
>>67344072
The ones at the top of the GOP will try force Paul Ryan as the nominee desu
AbsolutelyRektPmsl absolutely BTFO today
One more goal Silmae pls
>>67343238
Rate my OC lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jf6x2-u8SSM
BATE will score
Stromsgodset bless
>>67339433
>YOU>YOU>YOU>YOU
>didn't get on Stromsgodset for free money
anybody watching BATE game?
just won a cool £180 on my first horse racing bet :)
>>67344311
Been dreadful last 10 mins tbqh
>>67344387
pmsl
Think I'm FINALLY unbanned on my laptop on my home WIFI.
Hope the jani gets really painful gout in his fat fucking left foot
Any info on u 20 Brazil league?
Blood is in a kettle lids SO angry there's no £50 free bet tonight.
>>67344550
Banned for what?
Just checking to make sure everything is still as autistic as I remember it.
Keep those bankrolls fat lids
>>67344574
Fuck knows. Ban date just kept changing. Probably because he is an obese permadac seether.
BATE really do play awful football.
>>67344613
don't like, you know why you were banned
If you want to profit from betting on corners, give @Thecornerking1984 a follow. Been in the corner business for many years ! Highly recommend!
BATE pls
>>67344666
shilling this hard
>>67344667
Not happening, I'm on them and have lost 11 of my last 12 bets, including all 4 today.
Plus they're shit.
>>67344666
shill
VERY concerned by the bet I just placed
>>67344682
>>67344697
Sounds like you lids haven't been in the corner business very long.
betting on 4 matches.
all 0-0 after 50mins currently.
today has been an awful day
BATE are taking the piss
down and confused
Rizespor first goal @3 isn't a bad price
pmsl at people who fell for the bate b8
Hey - I'm kinda new to /bet/. Who are the best tippsters in footie betting that I should follow?
>>67344739
>corner business
@BBC Take that white line off the picture before the player takes the shot or you'll never see my licence fee again.
>21 shots in the first half between the two teams
>2 on target
FM tier finishing
>>67343584
3-1
>>67344917
Big_Al
>>67344917
Albania, very obscure shrewd master better
>>67344917
mackers
>tfw trump is almost a lock for republic nominee
>tfw not punting 5 quid on him a year ago like leicester
>>67344962
A shot off target can be a miss from 5 feet out, all the way to a 40 yard blooter heading to the parkinglot
Pleased for the lads at the banks getting a holiday tomorrow. They deserve it for everything they do for us. Never a moment's trouble, them.
Valerenga getting sweaty, too much on, will be the worst betting day of this year so far if it loses
city +1 is the mainstream bet of the day
It's very good sportsmanship to own up to a foul the referee hasn't seen, but it shouldn't be seen as a disgrace not to. You don't have to.
City +1
LARGE
A
R
G
E
>BATE
That's 5 loses from 5 today. Literally CAN NOT win. If I lose my next bet, I'm stopping for a week tbqhwy.
ZERO goals in the 6 matche I'm on.
3 are about to finish.
It's a dark fucking day, first time I've been down for the day in a month, fucking mare.
May has been surreal desu lids
Lost 3 weeks profit in one singular day.
Feel so numb.
>>67345168
What you been on lid
>>67345168
are you me?
So many Goff posts
Fluminese U20 0.0 FH LARGE
@1.75
How can it lose?
>>67344953
He runs a string of corner shops
>>67345239
like how bate couldn't lose?
kek, KEK
Make it back on Atvidaberg boys
>>67345168
>>67345180
>>67345263
Wasn't on BATE in second half
>>67345175
Dundee and Preilu were the two really big losses today then an assortment of lotto shite
>>67345270
wtb pal?
>>67345289
Literally this. Down almost a weeks profit.
>>67345296
Asian handicap 0.0
Alvsjo are dire.
SHould be a refund minimum. If not I'm ready to cry.
>>67345060
hup, thank fucking christ
>>67345153
I agree, today was horrid but the days that preceded it prevent it from hurting too badly
>>67345058
I see you
Stats for today:
16L 4W 1HL 1HW 1R
My worst day of my entire gambling career. 3 months of spreadsheet was not prepared for this hit.
>>67345480
I think you're betting too much
>>67345499
I think you're posting too much
>>67345480
tears
Missed RT6 and in my rush did RT9
Valerenga pls.
>>67345005
>>67344994
>>67344988
I don't know which of you are trolling :(
>>67345513
Possibly
>>67345480
List the bets, hoping some of those were rebacks
ATVITABERGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
HUP SO MUCH
>>67345270
ty hass
>>67345024
28 (Twenty eight) shots off target
>>67345736
:D xx
Still have mixed feels from this
Linfield reserves is one to watch and get money on people. watch the lines. overs is the pregame bet.
>>67345848
Official version
/bet/ ©
>>67345848
I know this feel senpai
>Kompany off
Bueno
>>67346040
>Mangala on
-1 Madrid LARGE
None of you losers are professional gamblers.
Stop deluding yourselves.
>>67346040
>still betting on mainstreme
C
A
A
N
>>67346072
this tbqh
>>67346104
>he's not shrewd enough
>>67346104
>mainstreme
>>67346122
>wearing a shirt and jacket without a tie
REBACK LINFIELD
I want HT and FT handis from you boys.
Let's make this money back.
I hope you all put over 4.5 pregame as well.
>>67345849
positive start
>>67346122
Wonder how much of his roll he would trade for a full head of hair?
>>67346144
Bet you're the type to turn up to lectures in a suit
111111111111111111
>>67346209
I never went to uni Hass pal.
>>67346204
kek
>>67346204
You can get a transplant for 5k, bargain desu.
22222222222222
>>67346209
Has anyone else here worn a suit for an interview for some menial part time job? Mum convinced me to wear my blazer and tie for a job in BHS ffs
Linfield -1 1st handi does not lose.
33333
>>67346360
Nothing wrong with that.
>>67346360
Did you get the job?
I turned up to my interview for BHS hungover, having just been sick before I left the flat. Got the job. (Wore a black shirt and trousers.)
BALEEEEEE
>>67346360
>bhs
might not have a job for long, lid.
>>67346315
One of the most +ev purchases you can make.
Would do immoral things for ONE winning bet.
And that's 3 for Linfield.
Feel free to reback, should be atleast 6 for linfield full match.
I've made back today's losses so gonna leave it there just incase.
>>67346756
cheers lid, missed the first 2 but got greedy on the -1FH
Anyone in Ron Burgandy's group here?
>>67346845
Maybe, whats up?
>>67346144
Perfectly acceptable
>>67346643
Boyd looks like he could crack any European league in that after pic. But really he cant score in Scotland.
>>67346845
I have signed up. Only £20 so might as well.
Been no tips posted.
>>67346845
Signed up today lid
SHAKING for what he's got planned for tonight.
What's the point of paying £80 for lines that get smashed in IBT when you could pay a fraction of that to RonBurgandy?
>>67346983
>the new pacmac
Just had some pasta sauce which went off on the 28th of April, was unopened. Just tomato and mascarpone surely can't go off badly?
>>67347025
>>67346845
The shills are out in force tonight aye.
>>67346922
Did will hill void those bets in the end?
Just add 4 Tesco frozen chicken steaks, with 4 eggs and 4 wraps
Feel fuller than Monica Lewinsky
>>67347025
Whats the point in being in those groups when your accounts will last 4 bets max
>>67347042
Well if it smelled ok and tasted alright it wasn't off.
>>67347097
No. Been holding my breath for a few days but still not happened.
>>67347144
Available in Asia lid
>>67347190
Why don't you withdraw?
>>67347246
No point now. If they wanted to void, they would block the withdrawal
>>67347042
Thanks for this, forgot I put chicken in the oven two hours ago. Luckily it was wrapped in foil and tbqh is better than I've ever made it.
Need to petition the government to bring back asian bookies desu
Zamora started without 9 regulars because of the playoffs. Value on Lara desu.
>>67347164
Feel a bit light headed desu and tasted a bit tangy
>>67347282
No worries, sure it wasn't a bit dry? What did you have with it
>>67347321
Too soon :(
>>67347321
>the bookies don't know this
wow.
>>67347344
nah I put a bit of oil and some indian spices, (garam masalaa that kinda shit shit) in a bowl, rub the chicken with it all. if i can bothered i do this the night before + leave the chicken in a zip bag in the fridge overnight.
then i wrap the chicken in foil put it at a nice low heat like 90/100 and leave it for a while, doesnt dry out because the foil keeps all the juices in
>>67347397
tears buddy
Waiting for the 4th Linfield goal.
>Madrid refusing to put this game to bed
Hassan BUZZING for the Kahn fight
Just got back from a shit date with a really annoying fat girl. I spend £50 on it as well because she wanted dessert.
What's the bet to make me feel better about my evening?
>>67347808
>he 'dates'
>>67347808
>tinder
pmsl you weirdo
So I started making some money on 365, like up over a grand in past couple days. Suddenly they start sending me emails about random checks and needing to re-check all of my bank details and address verification, even though I did that shit when I first signed up.
On top of that the website is suddenly running like shit for me, it keeps freezing when I'm placing bets and putting delays on bringing my bet slips up when I click a betting option.
This is happening on two different computers and the 365 app and the mobile website, on my account.
Am I being fucked here or am I just paranoid?
>>67343238
who else is betting a cheeky fiver on a 1-1 City Real Mad?
>>67347808
Fuck all bets tonight, you shoulda porked her for your £50 lad
>>67347808
>not just leaving after you see her once and realize she's not attractive
>>67347901
You're just a retard.
They probably don't care about the tenner you won that much.
>>67347919
teehee what's cheeky about it?
>>67347883
mad nerd detected
>>67347808
I was gonna go on a date with one. But I'm quite shrewd so don't wanna spend any money till I know they're worth it.
Where shall I take her?
Odds have gone all retarded on city. At the stroke of half time were 8/1 to qualify on skybet, then down to 5, now 3/1.
Then the win went to 40/1 then back to only 7/1.
and at the minute the win is 10/1 but the draw no bet is 12/1, makes no sense since they are all 90 minute results.
>>67347986
pmsl
http://mic.com/articles/110774/two-thirds-of-tinder-users-are-men-here-s-why
Enjoy your sausage fest
>>67348028
>fractional odds
Did-not-read.
Just saw Bale's goal, what a goal!
>>67348028
scared
haven't seen fractional in years
what does it all mean
v. confused
transitioning to linfield slags 2bh, re-backed the - as it still seems a bit too generous
L A R A
A
R
A
>>67347937
Was set up by a girl friend so couldn't really do a runner.
I ordered a tap water to try and set precedent and she got a fucking coke float. I was shaking under the table
>>67348028
why do brits use this very very irrelevant and confusing type of odds? Do they get off at the thought that they are DIFFERENT like the amerifats?
>>67348087
derry lasses getting absolutely cuntpunted, only question is when to stop re-backing
>>67348142
>a coke float
AHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
grandma material
>>67348142
>I ordered a tap water
ffs lid
Anyone on hibernian? They're destroying raith.
Wanna lump on em but scared, especially since i shit the bed over the berserkir money train
>>67345239
PMSL
Will you ever stop posting lewd tips?
>>67348081
it was a deflected cross you utter mongoloid
>>67348186
>look up coke float
>its literally icecream on top of your coke
disgusting obese pandering material
linfield slags line just jumped from -1 to -1.5 in seconds, managed to put on last bit of playable shekels before the drop and shaking very much so
Is there anything more shrewd than ordering tap water?
On holiday with a girl once, I asked for two tap waters and the waitress said they only have bottled cause the 'water is bad'. I walked out.
Linfield are making substitutions, doubt they're gonna go for another 3 imo
>>67348254
Not falling for this nibs.
>>67348192
Gave up and got a large Peroni after I saw her drink 6 of my pounds sterling in about 2 minutes
>>67348254
yeah that's why I don't go to spain anymore.
they're just greedy cunts.
>>67346122
>sipping the guinness before it's settled
filthy casual
>>67348213
Do you seen FH MARK?
UTTER IDIOT
Thinking of repacking Madrid, thoughts?
>>67348291
THIS
tbf it's the barmaids fault for not letting it settle before topping up the head, but still a poor show
>>67348325
the only thing you repack is fudge
6666666
up brains, line went all the way to -2
IMAGINE being a chauvinistic pig and being on the worst linfield instead of these beatiful damsels
Kurt wants a smed on Tooting and Mitcham DNB
Tooting are 'buzzing for this game' apparently
>>67348223
haha
just amazing that it went in
>>67348254
I only drink tap water in restaurants.
>There are people in the country that think Forster and Butland can compete with Hart for England number 1
pmsl
can't get on kurt's winners zzz
>>67348530
they'll concede then reback them
Remember that voting for Labour tomorrow is a -EV decision
Linfield men will score atleast 1 more
>>67346845
>Anyone in Ron Burgandy's group here?
>I have signed up. Only £20 so might as well.
Been no tips posted.
Sorry. I'm out of the loop. Where are you guys signing up?
